#EDIT VALENTINE MUSIC VIDEO OH MY GOD THE WAY IT LOOKS AND THE WAY THEY SHOT THOMAS AT THE END BRUHHHHHHHHHH SO PRETTY
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miumura · 2 years ago
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VALENTINES DAY WITH ENHYPEN . .
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a/n — here are some things that i’d imagine enha doing for / with you on valentine’s day!! this may not be accurate but 🫶 i had fun making this 💗 anyways i hope you enjoy this !!
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HEESEUNG — making a playlist
- idk, i would see him doing this ^^
- since you guys both enjoy listening to music, making each other playlists would probably be your thing !
- he would put sm effort in picking out songs that remind him of the relationship </3
- or he would make those playlists that have songs go in a specific order to make a sentence.
"hey"
"i"
"love you"
"a lot"
like something like that !!
- imagine him naming the shared playlist "for my special someone &lt;3" explodes
- he would listen to the playlist with you whenever
- he would even play it in the car 🙁
- true bf material
JAY — baking with you
- im hoping you know how to bake .. (if not jay has you covered..hopefully!)
- anyways you guys would be like a baking duo
- you enjoy cooking, so does he (perfect match)
- you guys would try making heart shaped desserts for each other </3
- heart shaped sugar cookies!!!
- you guys would decorate them for each other
- you will see jay trying his hardest to make you the best cookie ever 💔💔
- if the cookies don't turn out good, expect him to constantly retry..
- “babe..you can stop now..” “no yn” “you’re making batter again for the third time..” “and?”
- at least the effort counts <3 !
JAKE — movie marathon
- it's just giving jake..
- he would prepare so many snacks for this marathon
- he even has pillows and a blanket ready.
- he would purposely increase the volume of the tv and turn off the lights.
- he would put on the worse movies ever and not even realize it.
- "jake...what kind of movie is this?" "i dont know.."
- bro would be clueless of the movies he picked out HIMSELF 😭😭
- its okay, hes cute + you guys ended up watching all the movies from start to end.
- in the end, you guys would end up falling asleep and cuddling on the coach </3
SUNGHOON — love letters
- getting flashbacks to mpww rn (giggling rn)
- since i feel like he would tease you a lot in the relationship, he would take this as an opportunity to show that he loves you a lot!
- he would pour his whole heart out frfr
- you might catch him awake at night, rewriting his letter over and over again. (+ with crumbled pieces of paper all over the place)
- "yn, why are you up, go back to sleep 😡"
- LMFAO
- anyways, when you receive the letter you'd probably end up crying reading the first few sentences.
- and like you haven't even reached to the second paragraph yet.
- and he probably wrote you a WHOLE ESSAY of why he loves you
- "oh my god are you actually crying?"
- seeing you this emotional over a handwritten letter from him makes him feel proud.
- expect more letters from him now!! + with more paras 🤫🤫
SUNOO — diy crafts
- i feel like you guys would do those silly crafting tuts you see on youtube
- like those videos where they are like “tutorial on how to make heart origami”
- yeah those types of videos, but make it “valentine’s day edition”
- "love, let's make this" he'd proudly show his phone screen with you
- so here you guys are, at the coffee table, following countless tutorials.
- constant folding and folding
- you guys would probably get frustrated when it doesn't turn out the same like the video
- "yn..why does our thing look like this?"
- you guys continued to hype each other up even if it looks bad !
- either way, you both exchanged your paper crafts.
- he would keep the things you made him on his desk or his nightstand </3
- "let's do this again, yeah?"
JUNGWON — making a scrap book
- i would see jungwon as a very shy person in a relationship
- he would take this as an opportunity to show that he loves you a lot pt.2
- he would work on this like a month prior :( + (rly good at hiding it too)
- he would take polas from your dates and put them on the scapbook :(
- he would secretly take pics of you too so you'll be surprised when you see a few pictures.
- next to each picture he puts on the book, he would write a little description of why he loved that pic / moment with you
- HE WOULD DECORATE THE PAGES WITH LITTLE DOODLES AND HEARTS (screaming rn)
- he would have a special little section where he includes reasons why he loves you </3
- he would shyly hand you the book and watch you flip every single page
- would glance at you every 5 seconds when you pause to read a page
- probably panick if he saw you tear up as if he didn't give you the best gift ever
- he would js love you like that !
NIKI — taking classes together
- whether it be a dancing or cooking class, it's going to be chaotic.
- he's gonna be clueless the whole time, probably gonna zone out while you're doing wtv you're doing..
- hes this 🧍emoji literally
- you would probably have to "yell" at him to focus and he will be back to normal
- he would definitely tease you whenever you make a mistake in something.
- "did my yn just make a mistake?"
- he's gonna be giggling while you're all mad
- niki would step in to try to help
- he also makes a big mistake btw
- now, you're laughing at him
- then he’s upset as if he didn’t do the same thing to you 😪
- just lots laughter throughout the whole class..
- let’s say you guys had a lot of fun together
- you would definitely take another class with him
- he’s just that fun to hang out with 🤭
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machinegunbun · 4 years ago
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🤘-
What about reader is the manager/assistant and fucks up some bug career opportunity for them?
Mistakes can allways happen but that was something really big
Maybe even gets fired for it?
Fucked It +
TW?: Mostly angst but theres some very slight smut with readers S/O
A/N: Not to age the writing but Im writing this as colson tweets that he’s gonna play at the halftime show in the next few years. S/O= Significant Other. I wanted to keep it kinda gender neutral cause bi people exist i dunno. 
Word count:1.8k A little longer than a blurb, but just as dialogue-y
This year had been stressful, to say the least. There was the release of tickets to my downfall, and along with that the cover scandal, the bloody valentine music video, downfalls high, the snl episode. It was like every second of your day was filled with something, you rarely got the chance to spend time with your S/O.
That’s right, you had an S/O. Being Colson’s manager wasn’t your entire existence, although you’d seemed to have forgotten that recently. Their name is Devin, and they are not very happy with you.
They’d broken down in tears your first full night home, telling you how under appreciated they had felt while you were away. Devin had a life of their own too, though, and considering the pandemic at hand had chosen to go stay with their family to avoid the covid hot spot that was LA. You understood, and as much as you hated to admit it you barely even realized they were gone. You didn’t know what that meant, but you knew whatever it meant wasn’t anything good for your relationship, but, you loved them and you wanted to recreate that spark.
You wanted to put work into them, and you, and most importantly your relationship. You’d gotten through the emotions, but as for the spark there was only so much you could do thousands of miles away. So, you decided to put in the work and devise a plan. Your plan started about an hour and a half ago, beginning with a shower and ending with your favorite lipstick.
You love Devin and you want nothing more than to wrap them up in a soft blanket and kiss them on the forehead and take them on picnics, but you also wanted them to look at you and touch themselves. You could do one of those things in your current situation, and you felt both would help to replenish your spark.
You looked good too, dressed in your lingerie with your hair all done. You felt so unbelievably sexy just looking at yourself in the mirror, you wished they were here to witness it.
You stood in the doorway of your bedroom, your LED lights set to red, your phone set to start recording in 
3…
2…
1…
You tried your best to pose sexily in the small frame, arching your back and playing with your hair, slowly slinking down the wall. You were sure when you sent this Devin would be calling you within seconds. You checked the video, editing it to the length you liked and saving it to your camera roll.
Butterflies began fluttering in your stomach as you looked at your message app. You had seen Devin in so long, what if the spark had really gone? What if they didn’t want you anymore? Or what if they just didn’t want you right now, what if this wasn’t the right thing to do?
You took a deep breath, looking yourself in the mirror and quickly clicking through your messages, sending it before you could think too much and clicking your phone off. You moved from the bathroom, moving to your bed, staring at your phone and waiting patiently for a response.
After thirty minutes you gave up, too nervous to check if they’d seen it. You were cool.
Well, you were cool now that you had cried and and picked yourself apart piece by piece, ending up on the couch in a heap of blankets eating a family bag of your favorite chips to yourself. Family guy played on the TV, the episode only really meant to drain out the noise of your thoughts, and momentarily the bling of your phone. You would’ve missed it entirely if it weren’t for the flickering of your flashlight that you’d enabled to make sure you didn’t.
You rushed from your comfy blanket fort, spilling your chips on the way, your hand wrapping tightly around your phone. You turned it around, seeing that the notification that had popped up was only from Dylan, the guy that got Colson a place at the halftime show. 
Work, great, the thing that started this all. Was this the universe telling you it was over? You read on.
It simply said “Call me.”
Your eyebrow raised, considering waiting until tomorrow. You opened your messages, seeing that you had accidentally sent him the video of you in your lingerie. Fuck, thats why Devin hadn’t responded.
You opened his contact, calling him quickly, each ring feeling like needles being inserted into your brain.
“So I hope you understand why we wouldn’t want to be associated with that unprofessionalism.” He said, you’d zoned out through his lecture
“I understand, I do, but I hope you’d be willing to reconsider as this was a mistake on my part and not Colson’s. And seeing as this isn’t public I hope we can just brush this all under the rug and forget it ever-”
“I hear you, but I don’t think that will be possible. Mistake or not it was unprofessional on so many different levels
“But, sir-” You tried, your fingers thumbing over the buttons of the remote to mute the tv.
“It’s over, I’m afraid.” He responded, a beeping noise signalling the call had ended
Oh, nicer, you thought sarcastically, it wasn’t the universe after all, it was the manager.
Tossing your phone on the couch beside you, you retreated to your blanket fort, unmuting the TV.
Colson and the boys had been looking forward to performing at the halftime show since you’d met them. They’d been so excited when you told them you’d got them a spot. Although it was the last thing you wanted to do right now, you knew you had to break the news to Colson. 
You stared at your phone, willing yourself to reach over and call him, eventually drifting off into an unsatisfying sleep.
“Oh good, you’re here! Okay, so I was thinking for the halftime show-” Colson began, but you cut him off before he could continue
“Oh, yeah, about that.” You say, rubbing your head in hopes it would soothe the dull ache that had begun to rear its ugly head. You opened your eyes in time to watch the excitement drop from Colson’s face.
“I…” You began, not sure how to start “I fucked it.” You began to laugh, taking a moment to acknowledge how ridiculous the situation had really been.
“What do you mean?” He asks, knitting his eyebrows together in confusion.
“Devin and I are going through a bit of a rough patch with them being away and all, so I decided to try and,” You made a vague shimmy movement with your shoulders “spark things up a bit. You know the silhouette challenge on tik tok? I did that, but I got nervous when I sent the video and I was on the couch for like hours crying too scared to see if they even looked at it, next thing I know I’m getting texted by Dylan asking me to call him.” You paused, partly for dramatic effect and partly to let yourself laugh. You buried your face in your hands, Colson watching in amusement, eager for the end of your clearly hilarious story.
“I accidentally sent him my nudes. It was so fucking embarassing, oh my god!” You finish, looking up from your hands to realize no one else seemed amused.
“What’s that got to do with the halftime show?” Rook questioned.
“Oh, right.” You’d completely lost track in the midst of your rambling “He said it was completely unprofessional and he wasn’t interested in working with us.”
Colson remained silent for a moment, looking over to the other boys before responding “He isn’t interested in working with you.” Your eyebrows furrowed at this, looking between the boys..
“What’s that mean?” 
“This is the gig of our lifetime. I’ve- We’ve wanted to play the halftime show since… forever. This was our one chance and because of you we got booted out. And you were laughing about it.”
“I’m sorry, it was a genuine accident, I thought you’d find it funny. Some corporate guy saw my tits ‘cause my relationship is failing, if I don’t laugh I cry.”
 “You’re the one who sent him the nudes. This is your fuck up.”
“Yeah, okay. But I work for you, so by association he won’t work with us.”
“Then you aren’t a part of ‘us’ anymore.”
“Colson, seriously? It was a fucking accident. You’re being ridiculous.”
“Watch your tone, I think you’re forgetting you work for me. I’m a nice guy, but this isn’t my shit to deal with.”
“I’m sorry.” You repeated, your voice lowering. It was easy to forget Colson was your boss, he never treated you like an employee. There was more respect between the two of you than any boss/employee relationship you’d ever seen before. You’d never even seen him mad before today. You were genuinely lucky to have had this experience, to think that it was about to come to an end broke your heart.
“Is sorry going to get us this gig back?” The question was rhetorical, but you shook your head “Then I’m sorry, I can’t let this pass me up because of something you did.” Colson says, staring you down. You stood like a statue in your place, unsure whether or not you should leave. The tension in the air could be cut with a knife.
You took it upon yourself to make the decision to turn and leave, driving to the nearest gas station, where you sat in your car, crying in the parking lot.
Everything was fine and in the matter of a week it had all gone to shit. How did this happen?
You were in a happy relationship, and now they were living with their parents for who knows why and telling you they felt neglected. Your career was going amazing and you’d ruined it completely with one mistext.
You started your car back up, settling on the hope that maybe Colson and Dylan would come to their senses, and come Monday morning you would still have a job.
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it’s time for another year in review (2021!!!) and hoo boy howdy will it be a doozy. let’s begin
january
moved to Chicago!
started what i thought was a temporary job (lol)
there was a shooting nearby in the first week of living in our new apartment
reunited with Kelli and got to relive 2nd semester senior year!!!
went ice skating for the first time and got my pants SOAKED
got woken up by a domestic dispute at 1 in the am
found the DOLL and the saga began
had to turn down my stage management apprenticeship which really altered my career trajectory (probably for the better)
watched the lightning thief slime tutorial
watched a swedish stand up comedy special
gave kelli a haircut
got high (again) and hated it (again)
the start of insatiable 
went thrift shopping with chelly, rahsaan, and kelli
watched some movies (i think the new sharkboy and lavagirl)
then also watched sharkboy and lavagirl
february
oh yeah i was a class advisor! that SUCKED for the literal one semester I did it lol
i think this is when i started talking to my last partner (that was... short lived)
OMG THE IMPROV ZOOM MEETING I FORGOT basically celeste, timothy, maddie and i improved a #girlbosses meeting it was comedy genius
finally finished the good place
apparently i really wanted some blue moon on feb 9. I did, in fact, fulfill that hankering
“my roommates have bubble wrap”
spring in chicago is... brutal and i had to walk to work a lot which meant there’s a lot of videos of me takin a TUMBLE
educating chelly, rahsaan, and lupe on nebraskan ways (the runza)
WHY on gods green earth was i up at 2am
watched the princess bride for valentines day! a new tradition idk who im gonna watch it with this year
got my face REAL fucked up with a cold sore woohoo we love stress
had to be the person to show the possible new owner around
lots of snow
was editing a friends paper and found a run on sentence that also functioned as an incomplete sentence and frankly im impressed
moved the luther students in and was stuck at the blvd for a very long time with no food ): i was very cranky that day i remember it well
worked in our office n it was cOLD
started taking notes in meetings
the beginning of the end for nancy (god she’s insufferable)
watched star trek ig?
oh chelly was really stressing me out by leaving me high n dry when she left class to me
made a penis with an unreasonably long red pepper and two green peppers
WATCHED NEWSIES the woild is ya erster
we could hear our upstairs neighbors the girls are FIIIIIGHTING oh byron
made a nummy meal
started going on walks with kelli!
started getting pissy with tyler re: the point (man i was not built for the job i was in
“that rock has holes in it. look at it! a lil spout”
watched the goes wrong show
couldn’t find my glasses lmao
made cinnamon rolls with kelli (thank you chef)
march
went to chinatown and andersonville with rahsaan and kelli
“one screenshot and i push them in” but then they didn’t trust me to catch myself the bastard
went to the blvd bc of a mental health CRISIS god that was a long night
walks with kelli along the lakefront!
ppl honking outside
watched that theatre show with kelli i forget the name but it was a SICK show a mix of stand up comedy and music it was a 10/10
more nancy bs
watched new shows with chelly!
watched drum corps shows bc yes
went to a strangers birthday and hung out it was an altogether good time
the doll saga continues!
skipping rocks along the lakefront!!
prepped for the quarantinaversary with movies and spaghetti tacos! and john mulaney
went to the lakefront and the tide was coming in!
oh my god i forgot about the blacklist having to animate their episodes for covid
tried to make pho with kelli (i think they forgot a crucial ingredient but i dont remember -- it was edible)
watched more jacksepticeye
skipped one of the students birthdays bc i simply did Not want to go so i got drunk and watched minutemen with rahsaan
we went to the lakefront bc the waves were CRAZY n danced like fools on the overpass
“nancy i am mentally ill how the fuck do you expect me to read this”
DID go to a party at the blvd bc the student wasn’t there that time
flipped everything in kelli’s room upside down for shits n giggles ig?
made brownies with kelli! GHOSTY BOY
“no more jobs!” god i dont remember where that was from
aw first date anniversary! hey it uh didn’t last long
finally watched httyd3
“have a void week!”
mom sent an easter package that resulted in a lot of laughter
april
played the BEST april fools joke on celeste and then the shrimps as a whole
someone called me a slur on the street
watched falsettos and then also brokeback mountain
walked around boystown with kelli (we tripped at the same time!!!!)
a facetime with mar!
pilsen tour
uh oh im mentally ill
“ah to be illiterate”
took my partner on a virtual tour of my hometown and where i live
ah yes. the beginning of the best prank i have ever pulled. kelli if you’re reading this no you’re not (i bought a second, identical doll so now the doll saga has DOUBLED)
ominous flickering on lakeshore
out n about with the students
baby momo!!
recycling candles with kelli
oh right ally went on maternity leave and i was DYING
kelli worked on their final project and i just laughed at their misery
mixed tequila and fireball (the songs not the drinks)
finally watched the spongebob movie (against my better judgement)
PSYCH
kelli left and i was HEARTBROKEN but look at us now
moved clara out which was a tRIP
got my vaccine!!! had a panic attack!! that was my first push to be medicated honestly
“WHO GAVE YOU ASS TO EAT?”
kelli won an award! so did timothy!!!
oops came out to college band director lol
may
went to some museums and some cute lil shops!
had a WEIRD interaction with some people on the bus
ooh haul time! I got a candle, burrito, pasta, vegan salami, pasta sauce, swedish drink, a lil gift for the rents, tea, and cheese!
watched everybody hates chris with rahsaan
came out to coworkers!
had to rant about the stupidity of my job and the people i deal with
ordered some yummy veggie food! went truly delirious
my phone started randomly playing music without a single app open it was weird
went to the lakefront to chill it was beautiful
started therapy! oh lindsay its been a journey
flew home for brookes graduation
joined a free palestine protest spontaneously
watched my friends graduate in a hotel room in denver
got drunk with the fam bam and came out to them. damn its already been 7 months?
got dose 2 of the vaccine!
right i forgot all the volunteer work i did at the mail center my god
had to do QPR training and was a menace the whole way through
facetimed tess bc she was going through it
i made GOOD soup this year
june
STARTED KO ONE what a trip
also watched a very bad series/movie (idr) about zombie boyfriend it was ICK
went to chinatown for good food! also o-week kicked off and damn did it kick my ass personally
also o-week prompted the break up with my partner happy pride
ma came to chicago!
we had a good time
got VERY drunk
OUCH !! hiccups
oh god the great placement debacle of 2021
july
officially received my promotion
KELLI CAME TO CHICAGO and got us the dopest place to stay (thus began our journey of watching love island
i then went home to hand with the shrimps (good times were had)
got to see a show with the rents n help out around the house
we got ice cream and got drunk and my flight was delayed so celeste was a saint and let me hang out one more day
i also must have gotten my tattoo then!
had my next panic attack. i think this is the second to last one before i got medicated
played the goose game again
shrimp time with a weird glitch!
chelly and i went on a food tour of andersonville! nummy
august
i was on anti anxiety meds!!! went to a pop up shop and met some dope people and had altogether a good time
had to clean THE most disgusting apartment i’ve ever seen
did fall o-week too and that was... a trip
joined the gay band!!! best decision ive ever made lmao
nearly died of heat exhasution
got to see a fun show though!
september
had some gastrointestinal distress
fixed the printer and was VERY proud
rahsaan got covid :( so i had to spend my birthday indoors and not doing the stuff i love
BUT i tested negative and chelly and i had a great time messing around
turned 23 to no fanfare
started travel!!! wowie bowie was that fun but also EXHAUSTING
started a series wherein i have a starting contest with each school’s mascot
“hummus” became my notification sound for work
october
more of the same travel!
met a black cat on the way to a party
got drunk with the gays hell yeah
went back to hastings and reminisced!
got to hang with kelli for a little and walk around some woods
finally had a full breakdown about travel and learned what i was doing wasn’t sustainable
watched some good ole markiplier
shaved my head
went to OH for the first time and had SUCH a bad time getting a rental so I had to uber everywhere. Very Stressful
my job is very stressful
BUT ohio was easily my fave and i got to see some cool art!
got paid by two very nice wisconsin women for pulling out google maps
dressed up as shaggy for halloween and marched in halloween parades to mixed reviews
november
got TATTOOED again
“i own a normal boxes”
went home to take care of granny post surgery
kind stranger got my suitcase up the stairs
lil speed demon
took on the overnight shift and got spooked by niko
watched tik tik boom with my musical buddies
oh yeah our sewer backed up at the office AND there was a shooting in the apartment directly above ours!!!! fun
a cat just waltzed... into our apartment office???
built my own christmas tree
december
caroling with the gays!
office party!!
wrap up of the fall term!
pizza and glogg that i didn’t have to pay for!
got back into volunteering which was good for my mental health
found the holiday train!
there was a fire in the apartment below ours the day before i left for home
finally got our christmas tree up (diy)
headed home and spent the holidays here
went to manitou with caitlyn
timothy and celeste came to see me
got to meet theo!
got to see karlie and meet her family!! (well bits of them)
had a great christmas and a good new years
that’s all i can remember! it’s been a roller coaster but i’m so lucky to be where i am. if you actually read this rock on. hi future me that reads these sometimes!
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Unus Annus: A Complete Ranked List
well, now that every single video has been released, i’ve compiled them all into a complete ranked list, from best video to worst! this took way longer than it had any right to.  (also, please note this is just my opinion, and in all honesty, this list was really hard because so many of these videos are fantastic. you could tell me that you’d rearrange anything in the 50-250 range and i’d probably agree with you.) 
And if you don’t feel like going through the whole list, here’s Unus Annus ranked by month!
If the video is in: Top 50: 5 points 51 - 100: 4 points 101 - 150: 3 points 151 - 200: 2 points 201 - 250: 1 point 251 - 300: 0 points 300 or below: -1 point (Any ties settled by which month had the highest ranking video overall.)
November: 93 October: 72 December:70 September: 66 February: 66 August: 63 June: 60 January: 59 July: 53 May: 43 March: 37 April: 1
The Truth of Unus Annus (Oct. 31st)
Ethan Finally Becomes a MAN (Jan. 10th)
Phasmophobia in Real Life (Oct. 25th)
Mark and Ethan Attempt an Escape Room (Dec. 6th)
Hunting HeeHoo (Aug. 29th)
DIY Geriatric Simulator (Jan. 18th)
Recreating Every Single Unus Annus Video (Nov. 4th)
Mark Teaches Ethan to Read with Hooked On Phonics (Jun 6th)
Ethan Gives Mark a Viking Funeral (Dec. 9th)
Cooking with Sex Toys (Nov. 15th)
Mark Reviews the Impossible Burger But There’s a Looming Sense of Impending Doom (Dec. 13th)
Helium Therapy (Nov. 29th)
2 Truths and 1 Lie -- Waxing Edition (Nov. 26th)
Ethan Will Be Kicked in the Balls (Nov. 22nd)
Being Brutally Honest With Each Other (Nov. 3rd)
Would Chica Save Us From Drowning? (Jul. 24th)
Mark and Ethan are Now Fathers (Mar. 22)
Ethan Kidnapped Mark (Oct. 30th)
Mark’s Outdoor Escape Room (Aug. 28th)
The Unus Annus Last Supper (Nov. 2nd)
Mark and Ethan Go Casket Shopping (Jan. 11th)
The Sensory Overload Tank (Jan. 7th)
Mark and Ethan Summon a Ghost (Nov. 25th)
Mark Knows What Ethan Did… (Sep. 22nd)
Pee Sauna (Jun 17th)
We Made Nude Paintings of Each Other (Dec. 14th)
All of Our Video Ideas that Never Happened (Nov. 5th)
Mark Teaches Ethan How to March in a Marching Band (Sep. 4th)
Hiding Our Sins From Amy’s Holy Peepers (Jan. 2nd)
Our Perfect (and last) Valentine’s Day (Feb. 14th)
The Barrel - Official Music Video (Mar. 9th)
Edward Pumpkin Hands (Oct. 26th)
This Video Is Completely Unedited (Oct. 17th)
Ethan Teaches Mark How to Swim (Jun. 28th)
The Unus Annus Annual Sleepover (Nov. 12th)
Everything’s Legal if You’re Dead (Nov. 10th)
Harnessing Our Dogs’ Unlimited Energy (Dec. 23rd)
2 Grown Men Attempt the Presidential Fitness Test (Dec. 31st)
Learning to Breathe Underwater (Jan. 13th)
Playing Children’s Games in Total Darkness (Aug. 17th)
The Unus Annus Annual Costume Contest (Oct. 28th)
Saying Goodbye to All Our Guests (Nov. 9th)
We Got Pepper Sprayed (Mar. 10th)
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infinitelytheheartexpands · 4 years ago
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So a while back, @monotonous-minutia did a short yet comprehensive review of every production of Les contes d’Hoffmann they’d seen, and now, in much the same vein and because a) I think about this opera way too much for my own good and b) I’ve actually seen all ten available filmed productions of this opera (and several multiple times), here is my semi-replication but with Les Huguenots instead of Les contes d’Hoffmann.
And yes I am up at 5:30 on a Friday morning DON’T JUDGE ME
The Productions And The Unique Attributes That Come To Mind Immediately:
Sydney 1990: the OG for yours truly that was also Joan Sutherland’s farewell to staged opera so that’s cool
Montpellier 1990: the production that had strikingly-colored sets but gave pretty much everyone a form of one of three or so costumes
Berlin 1991: there is a wall. also it is in German. also pretty much the entire third act is cut for some reason.
Bilbao 1999: the production that had horrible lighting and that’s most of what I remember thinking tbh
Metz 2004: the one that had the monstrosity of a Black and White Checkered Floor and also fucked up the ending very badly and I’m still mad about it almost a year and a half later
Liège 2005: one of only two productions to follow the stage direction of Nevers sailing in on a boat at the end of Act III (the other was Bilbao). fittingly, Nevers looked like a pirate.
Bard Summerscape 2009: the production where the director looked at the libretto and went “this opera isn’t dark and violent ENOUGH” 
Budapest 2017: the one that looks like it was operated entirely with Baroque stage machines and also GIANT WORDS
Paris 2018: what if we set this opera in the future
Genève 2020: what if we set this opera in a movie studio but not consistently and then shipped pretty much everyone with everyone else
Further thoughts under the cut:
Sydney 1990: as mentioned, the first production I ever watched. a great way to hook first-timers. the production is rather heavily cut but in such a way that if you don’t know the opera well it seems to flow quite nicely, cutting about an hour of music. Urbain’s insert rondo is included but slightly cut, the ballet is cut in half, the ball scene is not included. the cast is one of the stronger ones out there: in addition to Sutherland, who still manages to be impressive, both of the other main ladies (Amanda Thane as Valentine and Suzanne Johnston as Urbain) are excellent. the guys are all good too; special mention to John Wegner, who is one of the few Saint-Brises who doesn’t disappoint me. production is traditional, occasionally a bit static, but it works well.
Montpellier 1990: despite my nagging about the costumes and the occasional standing around, probably my favorite overall production. the ball scene is included; neither Urbain’s rondo nor the ballet are. other cuts (remember, this is before the critical edition) are minimal. the most consistently strong leading septet; all of the principals are towards the top of my favorites for their respective roles. production is traditional erring towards minimalist; this works surprisingly well. unfortunately there are no subtitles and the video quality isn’t the greatest.
Berlin 1991: this production is just so confusing to me. cuts are...confusing to say the least. almost all of Act III is cut; all that remains are the first five or so minutes, the nightwatchman’s scene, and the finale, which are fused into an unrelated scene in which a Catholic/Huguenot game of tug-o’-war turns deadly. the ballet, the ball scene, and Urbain’s rondo are all cut. as earlier stated, it is in German, and the translation used has some odd differences (Marcel becomes Raoul’s brother in this staging for no specific reason). Richard Leech’s Raoul, Angela Denning’s Marguérite, and Camille Capasso’s Urbain are all excellent; the rest of the cast is decent but no more. setting seems to be Berlin in the 1960s but references to World War II are continually made through various production elements. the production handles the last two acts surprisingly well but messes with characterization some.
Bilbao 1999: it’s freaking DARK in here did the lighting designer later move to Vienna or something??? ball scene and ballet included; Urbain’s rondo no. one of the lesser-cut productions, actually: it’s in the ballpark of about thirty minutes. cast is mostly unmemorable (which is both a good and bad thing), with the exception of Marcello Giordani as a wonderful Raoul. production is traditional. would help if I could have SEEN MORE OF IT
Metz 2004: the production started off well enough and I had high hopes but things RAPIDLY went south in the final act. the amount of material cut wasn’t so much the issue as what they cut (more on that in a bit), as not much was actually cut. the ballet and Urbain’s rondo were cut; so was the aria portion of the ball scene but not the ballet, which meant (oh God how did I forget about this) we were treated (?) to what was presumably a group of Huguenot TAP DANCERS who were all eventually shot midroutine. total cuts are also around thirty minutes or so. cast once again mostly unmemorable, although Jean-Philippe Marlière is another of the very few who isn’t disappointing as Saint-Bris. speaking of which: the director completely fucked up the ending BY CUTTING THE PART WHERE SAINT-BRIS FINDS VALENTINE GODDAMMIT IT STILL MAKES ME SO ANGRY. production is traditional, except I certainly hope that hideous Black and White Checkered Floor didn’t exist in the 1570s
Liège 2005: pretty production although it also has some lighting issues. nowhere near as egregious as Bilbao, though. one of the more heavily-cut productions: Urbain’s rondo, the ballet, and the ball scene are all cut, as well as a whole lot else, shearing off about 75 minutes of music. cast mostly good: Philippe Rouillon may be my favorite Saint-Bris. I do apologize though for this but I gotta say it: the Raoul and Marcel are terrible. at any rate, the production is traditional. Saint-Bris shoots Valentine at the end, so there’s that.
Bard Summerscape 2009: what??? the??? ever-loving??? hell??? is??? this??? production??? it feels like an extremely violent fever dream. yes, this opera is violent. no, you do NOT need to hammer this into our heads through everything from a mixed martial arts match to onstage sexual violence to a dude getting stabbed with a processional cross. also the production aesthetic is WEIRD. one of the less-cut productions; Urbain’s rondo is not included. cast for the most part holds up admirably; Michael Spyres and Erin Morley are Babies but already great as Raoul and Marguérite. the Saint-Bris is a huge disappointment though (and the poor guy has to sport a hideous tiny beard). I don’t even know what time period this is supposed to take place in. I just don’t know.
Budapest 2017: very pretty production. also largely very boring. one of the more-cut productions, cutting a little over an hour (including the ballet and Urbain’s rondo) but almost paradoxically being one of only three productions to include the full ball scene (the Montpellier and Genève ones are the others) and the post-2011 production that uses the most critical edition material in Act III, including the only filmed production to include Marcel’s Act III aria. Catholics in white, Huguenots in black, the set consists largely of flats with 16th-century images that get raised and lowered; otherwise, the stagehands (and sometimes cast) move around big letters to form certain key words such as Bachus, Amor, the Hungarian word for mercy, etc. at various points in the score. cast is mostly decent. Gabor Bretz is an excellent Marcel. the main issue: there’s no life, no activity, no passion in this production. the Raoul and Valentine have zero chemistry. lot of standing around. it doesn’t feel compelling. in any rate it’s traditional.
Paris 2018: the concept is surprisingly sound albeit somewhat of a head-scratcher when considered on its own. production aesthetic is very minimalist, clean, and bright. about thirty or so minutes are cut, including both ballets (but not the aria in the ball scene) and Urbain’s rondo. one of the most solid overall principal casts. no one can top Lisette Oropesa’s Marguérite. Yosep Kang, particularly given the circumstances surrounding his participation in the production, is excellent and deserves better than what the Parisian public gives him. overall very good musically. the production is set in an imaginary France in the year 2063. it is very interesting.
Genève 2020: the least-cut production of the bunch; it mostly just cuts a bunch of critical-edition Act III material. as previously mentioned: it’s supposed to be set in a movie studio but this is largely pushed into the background for both better and worse. the cast, for the most part, is excellent (will give you one guess who disappointed me in this bunch). John Osborn and Rachel Willis-Sorensen are a phenomenal Raoul/Valentine duo, Michele Pertusi joins them for a thrilling final scene (having expertly navigated his other material), Léa Desandre is the world’s most adorable Urbain. production design is excellent. directorial choices are very interesting, to say the least. the directors apparently woke up and decided to try to establish as many romantic relationships as possible. I am not opposed to it in principle; in fact, I really like a lot of it. however, the directors completely ruined it by trying to put forth the idea that Marcel has a crush on Valentine??? that was just...extremely uncomfortable to watch (also it COMPLETELY missed the point of the duet) but yeah, the production, although weird and confusing in places, is mostly good. setting, specifically I’m not sure about the location but the time period is somewhere between interwar and WWII fashions. so yeah.
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Love and Leather /part Sixxty Seven/
Word Count: 8K
A/N: it has to get worse before it can get better. Two part chapter, almost done with the second part and I’ll have it out later this week. I’m pairing ‘Someone You Loved’ from the playlist
Warnings: Drugs, Language, Angst, Nikki being a fucking asshole
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*flashback, Nikki’s POV*
-August 1990-
I shook my head, groaning as I pushed through the outside doors and took a deep breath in as I exhaled. Tommy and Vince had dragged me out to a bar while we were home on break. The two left me as they went to sit with some girls who were all over them. I sat down near a fire pit and kicked my boots up on the concrete as I lit a cigarette. I much rather be at home with Van. But, she told me to go out and try to have fun.
I heard a click of pointy heels, “You mind if I sit here?” I looked over at a short woman wearing a little tight black dress as she had a polite smile on her face.
“Go ahead.” I motioned to the chair and scooted over a bit to give her more room to sit down. I exhaled cigarette smoke and listened to the music. Thank god it wasn’t Mötley.
“So, what are you doing in this dump?” The woman asked as I looked over and saw her stick a cigarette between her lips and light it.
I shrugged, “Just out with the guys. But they’re in there and I’m out here.” I took a sip of my water, “You?”
She had a cute little smile, “With some girlfriends of mine. I’m Brandi.” She stuck out her French manicured hand as I gently took it in mine and shook it.
”Nikki.” I let go of her hand, “Can I get you a drink?” I asked, pointing to her empty glass. She handed it over to me, “Malibu sunrise, you look familiar Nikki.”
I let out a laugh, “I get that a lot.” I stopped a passing by cocktail waitress and ordered Brandi her drink, “Can’t say I’ve seen you before. I’m sure I would’ve remembered you.” I looked away from her for a moment, taking a long sip. I shouldn’t of said that.
“Really? I’ve been in a few magazines and a few music videos.” She explained as I nodded.
“I don’t pay much attention to the pop culture shit unless it involves me or my band.”
Brandi laughed as she crossed her leg over her knee and pushed her hair out of her eyes, “The Cure? I’m a Playboy and was also in Aerosmith’s ‘Love In An Elevator’ music video.”
I chuckled, “Change the spelling a bit and you’ll get the Crüe.” I smiled, seeing the cocktail waitress come back over as I paid her and handed Brandi her drink, “Oh? Love Aerosmith but I must’ve missed the video, and probably the last few editions of Playboy.”
“Ah, Mötley Crüe. That’s right.” She chewed on her bottom lip, “You have a girl waiting at home for you? That’s such a shame.”
I swallowed the lump in the back of my throat, “Yeah, I have a fiancé at home, but I don’t think it’s a shame.”
“Oh? So you’re really serious then?” She questioned, I answered with a nod. I watched as she sighed through her purse before pulling out a small baggie of white powder. She raises an eyebrow, “You wanna?”
I looked at the bag she was extending out to me in her palm. I pushed her hand back to her, “I’m sober. Just got out of rehab a while ago.”
Brandi shrugged, “More for me. Rehab? How lame.” She spoke before dipping her nail into the bag and snorting it off.
I exhaled deeply and looked towards the fire, “I’d rather not be blitzed out of my mind. It’s better for everyone around me.”
Brandi wiped her nose, looking at me with her head tilted to the side, “So, you don’t do blow and you have fiancé? So interesting.” She leaned forward, her push up bra was doing its job clearly.
I can look, but I can’t touch.
My eyes glanced down at her tits for a moment before looking back at her, “And you pose for Playboy and also use the famed coke diet. Is that how all of you stay skinny?”
Brandi laughed, “You’re so funny, Nikki.” I chuckled a bit as she scooted closer to me. She reached out and touched my arm, her finger tracing the skull on my forearm, “I love tattoos. I have a few but you can only see them when I’m naked.”
I let out an amused grunt, pulling my arm away from her, “Is that what you say to every guy?”
She smiled, her doe like eyes staring into mine. They were almost golden with the help of the flames in front of us. They weren’t a natural gold like Vans. But damn, they were still pretty.
“No, that’s the first time I’ve ever used it. Did it work?” She questioned, her nails now cascading up and down my skin.
“Maybe if I wasn’t getting married soon and was single it would. Then I could see what’s under that dress of yours.” I licked my lips as her hand ran over my mine.
“Who says you can’t play around? I don’t see a ring on your finger.” She smiled, giving my hand a light squeeze.
I studied her. I’m Nikki Fucking Sixx. I can get anyone to drop to their knees for me. I’ve done horrible, disgusting, vile things to chicks all because they asked me too. Because I pulled them from the crowd and they said they’d do anything for me. Chicks would let me do whatever the hell I wanted, fucking them with a liquor bottle, passing them around to Tommy and Vince and then back to me. Shit, they still wanted to fuck me even when I hadn’t showered in weeks. All because my name is Nikki Sixx. And now what? I was about to end my reign of being the king of sleaze to settle down and have a forever with Vanity.
Maybe I could be that Nikki Sixx one last time for a final hoorah.
I ran my hand up her inner thigh, stopping at the bottom hem of the silky black dress, “True, I don’t have a ring.”
“Yo Sixx!” I quickly jumped out of the chair to face Tommy. He glanced at me, raising an eyebrow before shaking his head in disapproval, “Sorry to interrupt but Vince and Mick are ready to go.”
I cleared my throat, trying to shake off my nerves as I looked at Brandi, “Oh, uh okay. Well umm it was nice meeting you Brandi.”
“Brandi Brandt? The Playboy model? I’ve seen your stuff and you are fuckin hot!” Tommy chimed as Brandi giggled and nodded.
She stood up, placing her hands on my chest as she reached up and gave me a kiss on the cheek, “Hope to see you again rockstar.”
I smiled at her, watching her turn to leave and head back inside the bar. It wasn’t a bad sight.
“Ow! What the fuck?” I groaned, holding my stomach as a tommy had hit me pretty hard
“Uh? You need something to wipe up that drool? Maybe wipe that lipstick off too before you go home to your fiancé?” I glared at him when he emphasized fiancé.
I rolled my eyes, “I wasn’t going to do shit, T-bone.” I wiped my cheek with the back of my hand, seeing bubblegum pink lipstick on my skin.
“Hey man-“ Tommy puts his hands up in defense, “That’s your death wish and funeral.”
Anarchy greeted me at the front door as I walked in and locked it back up, “Hey sweet girl.” I patted the top of her head, dropping my car keys in the bowl on the entry way table. I walked up the stairs slowly, hearing the TV at a low volume coming from our bedroom. I walked in, seeing Vanity sleeping on top of the blankets in the middle of our bed with the side lamp still on.
I sighed, why was I fucking flirting with her? I shook off my thoughts before kicking off my boots and getting undressed. I crawled onto the bed, gently moving her over and carefully pulling the blankets down so I wouldn’t wake her. I got in bed beside her, throwing the blankets over us as I slung my arm over her waist and pulled her to me.
I felt so god damn fucking guilty, even if I technically didn’t do anything but technically I did do something if I felt guilty about it. I closed my eyes and kissed the back of Vanity’s head as I breathed in the smell of her coconut shampoo, her hair was still a tad bit damp.
Vanity turned in my arms as she nuzzled her face into my bare chest, “How was the bar?” She mumbled before I kissed the top of her head.
“Not fun with you here at home being sick. How are you feeling?” I questioned as I softly ran my hand up and down her back.
She sighed as I felt her lips press a gentle kiss to my chest, “I feel like I’m drunk and on a boat in the middle of the ocean and my head is throbbing. I also feel so damn tired but I’ve slept all day.”
I kissed her forehead, “Maybe you should go to the doctors, get some medicine or something.” I whispered as I felt Anarchy hop onto the bed and lay by my legs.
“I have an appointment next week. I’ll just go then. I’ll be fine. Just hold me.” Vanity whispered, as she tilted her head up and placed her lips on mine before laying back down.
*a few days later*
I stood in line at a pastry shop, waiting to get a box of frosted pink donuts with rainbow sprinkles Vanity had been complaining about wanting. So while she was out at a doctors appointment and getting her nails done afterwards I thought I’d pick some up on my way home. I had gotten out of the studio with the boys a little earlier then expected and had the whole day left. I thought maybe when Van gets home we could go to her favorite restaurant for dinner.
“I guess we meet again.” I heard a women’s voice plus fingers tapping at my shoulder. My eyes went wide as Brandi stood in front of me. My eyes going even wider at that diamond necklace laying between her tits.
“You found me pretty quick.” I chuckled as she stepped a bit closer to me to let someone pass her by.
“Maybe it’s meant to me.” Brandi smiled, “out running errands?” She questioned as I nodded, “Something like that, just picking up some donuts. What about you?”
She flipped her hair over her shoulder as she looked up at me, “Just finished up a photoshoot so I was just stopping to get some coffee.” I noticed her eyes wander over me, “With arms and legs like yours, I wouldn’t think you’d be getting junk food.”
I laughed, “No, my fiancé is having like weird period cravings or whatever. She’s been wanting them since the other night.”
Brandi nodded, “Did you maybe want to grab a bite to eat?” I stared at her for a moment, trying to figure out what the hell to say. I mean, I was hungry.
“I could grab a bite-“ I looked down at my watch, “She won’t be home for a while anyways.”
Brandi tilted her head to the side, “Are you inviting me over to your house?” I watched as her fingers played with necklace between her tits, “For someone who has a fiancé she sure isn’t around a lot.” Brandi laughed a bit, raising an eyebrow as i looked up at her.
“My girls been sick. And she’s dramatic so I’ve been stuck taking care of her.” I explained, for what reason I don’t know.
“Oh that’s too bad. Seems to me like having a fiancé has turned you soft.” Brandi retorted as I shook my head, rolling my eyes as I stepped up to the counter and ordered a half dozen donuts for Van.
I paid and turned back around, “Soft? Hardly. I’m not soft. Just being a good husband.” I explained to Brandi as she stepped out of line and followed me.
“A rockstar who went to rehab, got sober, sips on sparkling water with lemon wedges at bars he probably use to cause chaos at and gets his fiancé her period cravings food. That’s soft.” Brandi laughed, “You’re not a husband, not yet anyways.”
I glared at her, “So fucking what? Look, if you knew me you’d know I haven’t gone soft. I’m still that hard rocking guy.”
Brandi took a step towards me again, closing the gap between us as the breath in my throat got stuck, “Maybe you need a little fun. More excitement then a boring little fiancé.”
I chuckled, “And you’re suppose to be exciting? My girls the life of the party even when she’s sound asleep and snoring. Thanks for the offer, but I gotta go.”
Brandi reached for my wrist to stop me from leaving, “I’ve heard stories about you. I can’t believe they aren’t true.”
I stared her down, “All of them are true. Every single last one of them.”
“Then prove it.”
Ego was one hell of a killer.
*end flashback*
“...I’m sorry it’s late doll. Today was busy with lawyers and being at the studio. Ari’s sleeping, huh?” I swooned over Nikki’s voice as I sat on the fire escape smoking a cigarette and listening to the bustling streets below.
“Yeah she’s sleeping, we have a day trip planned with Clementine to go to the beach tomorrow. You should see how excited she is, she’s never been. I could hardly get her to lay down.”
He lightly chuckled, “Take pictures for me so I can see them when I get back to you two. Fuck, I miss you so much Vanity. You have no idea.”
I smiled and exhaled some smoke, “I miss you too, Sixx. Do you know how long you’ll be gone? Tommy will be out here in a few days..”
“She’s in the process of getting her stuff out of the house but we do that stupid photoshoot early next week. Huh, I saw Tommy today and he didn’t mention anything about going to visit Clementine.”
“Because you’re a dick to her and maybe he knows you’ll catch an attitude about him coming out here.” I explained to Nikki as he let out a light laugh.
“I’d only catch an attitude because he gets to see you and Ari, not because of Clem, I couldn’t give two fucks about her.” Nikki said in a matter of fact type tone.
“Well, I tried convincing you to stay. Would seeing my tits have worked?” I questioned Nikki, hearing him choke on whatever he was drinking.
“Seeing them, maybe playing with them. That might of worked but maybe I would’ve needed a little bit more than playing with your tits.”
I smirked, “oh yeah? Like what?”
Nikki’s voice had a gruff tone to it, “How about I just show you when I’m there? We’ll call it a mommy and daddy play date.”
I took another drag before putting the cigarette out, “Okay rockstar, I’ll be waiting for that but I should get to bed it’s late here...you’ll call tomorrow?”
“Oh right, time differences. Yes babe, I’ll call you tomorrow. I’ll try to call during the day so I can talk to Ari. Tell her I love her when she wakes up. I love you Van.”
“I love you too Nikki. I’ll talk to you tomorrow.”
“Sweet dreams, princess.”
*a month later*
I was currently sitting in a small circle surrounded by tiny little humans for Arianna’s kindergarten show and tell activity.
“This is my frog, his name is Benny and he does really cool tricks.” I watched as Issac, one of Arianna’s class mates wound up a toy frog and it started hopping around in front of us.
“Baby, maybe you should’ve picked something else.” I quietly told Arianna as she was sitting right next to me.
“No! Daddy said I could.” She argued back as I sighed, nodding as I kissed the top of her head.
“Okay Issac, can you put that away for me now? It’s Arianna’s turn.” Miss Jackie, the kindergarten teacher spoke softly as Issac put away his toy.
“Arianna, would you like to show us what you brought?” I sighed and got off the floor before going to the back of the classroom. Now, I tried telling Arianna maybe you should bring a cool toy or one of the shells you got from the beach this past summer, but no that wasn’t good enough. So, like any other kid would, when one parent says no they go to the next. Nikki had called a week ago and Arianna told him all about show and tell and how she had to bring something cool , so she asked Nikki if she could have one of his basses. Nikki, being the person he is, had one of his basses sent to the house with express shipping.
I took the bass out of its case that was littered with stickers, very inappropriate stickers and brought it over to Arianna as she sat down in the chair with the kids in front of her.
“Well, uh Arianna...what did you bring?” Miss Jackie took off her glasses and stared at her with a confused smile on her face.
“This is my daddy’s guitar- I mean bass?” Arianna looked up at me as I nodded, “And he plays music and he has a lot of friends that take pictures with him and his brothers play with him too!”
All the kids oh’d and aw’d, “Can we play with it?” Riley, another classmate asked.
“Yes you can.” Arianna said but I laughed, “No, these aren’t toys. These are really important to Arianna’s dad and I don’t think he’d want little sticky fingers on it.”
“For the next show and tell I’m gonna bring my dad!” Arianna exclaimed as I tried forcing a smile, “And, and maybe he can play it! And maybe uncle Tommy can come too!”
“Arianna, inside voice.” I brought my finger to my lip as she giggled.
“My dad is in ‘fornia right now doing businesses but he’ll be back. He promised.” Arianna put our dirty laundry out in the air as I saw Miss Jackie raise an eyebrow.
“Okay, I think that’s enough show and tell.” I muttered as I took the bass in my hand and brought it back over to the case. I laid it inside before closing the lid, letting my hand glide over the spray painted ‘SIXX’.
Nikki called a week ago. And he hasn’t called back since.
*Two weeks later, Vanity’s POV*
‘It’s Nikki! Leave a message and I’ll get back to you soon’
“Hey Nikki. It’s Van, just calling to see how things are going. Haven’t heard from you in a while...I know you’re busy.” I chewed on my bottom lip as I glanced over at Ari, feeling tears form but I shook it off, “Uh anyways um, just call whenever you have a moment. We miss you.”
I hung up the phone, wiping my eyes with my sleeve, “No answer?” I turned around to see Clementine standing in the hallway.
“He’s just...he’s busy.” I explained, trying to make myself believe it as well.
“Too busy? Vanity, he hasn’t called in three weeks. Nobody is ever that busy to even pick up the damn phone and call to talk to his own daughter.” Clementine berated as I nodded.
“I know! I know! Nikki will call. He promised he’d call.” I told Clementine, her lips parted to say something but she opted to stay quiet.
“He promised he would call.” I repeated, exhaling deeply. I watched Arianna as she was laughing at the TV. Nikki has to call. He has to come back.
“Does Nikki keep his promises?”
I turned my attention to her, trying to come up with something to say but by my lack of response was a dead giveaway. Clementine sighed as she reached across and touched my arm, “He’ll call.”
*a few days later*
“Mommy, I’m gonna be the coolest kid when I go back to school Monday!” I smiled at Arianna as she was perched up on the counter and I sat below her, painting her toes and fingers a sparkly neon green.
“Baby, you’re already the coolest kid.” I assured as I tickled the bottom of her foot. I continued painting her nails, blowing on them to dry faster because she was getting antsy to move and run around.
“Such a shame about Kurt. I actually really liked Nirvana.” I glanced over, seeing Clementine reading a rock magazine and sipping on a cup of tea at the table.
“Me too, he was way to young but junk will do that to you. It just eats you up and tears you apart. It hard to get off of, I mean, I watched how hard it was for Sixx. He’d attempt to and then something would happen or he’d hang out with the wrong person and he’d slip again.” I explained to Clementine as she nodded and continued flipping through the pages.
“Oh what the hell.” I heard Clementine whisper as I turned back around.
“What? What is it? Something happen too Robert Smith?” I chuckled before I went back to finishing Arianna’s fingers, “Almost done babe. You’ve been good for me.” I smiled as she reached down and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
“Have you by chance talked to…uh you know who?” I exhaled deeply, “No, it’s just going ringing for days on end before going to voicemail.” I admitted defeatedly.
“I miss daddy.” I looked at Arianna, seeing the pout on her expression as I kissed her forehead, “I know angel. He’s just working and he’s really, really busy…daddy will call.” I tried coaxing her but she was having none of it.
“Why did daddy have to leave? I didn’t want him to go.” She asked as I stared at her, trying to come up with something to say.
“He had to go do some things with T-bone, you know for the music and what not. Daddy said he’d be back in a few weeks, okay?” I tried soothing her, seeing Arianna’s cheeks turn a bit red as tears eventually started coming uncontrollably.
“Why did we have to go!!” Arianna yelled, crying as she pushed my hand away from hers, “I want Daddy!” She cried harder as I scooped her up into my arms, her tiny ones wrapping around my neck tightly.
I kissed the side of her head, my eyes meeting Clementine as I tried calming Arianna down, “Ari…baby, please don’t cry. It’s okay.” I spoke softly, almost in a hush tone as I ran my hand up and down her back, “It’s okay princess. I know, I know you want daddy back here. I do too but we gotta be big girls and stay calm okay?”
I held her in my arms as she buried her face into my neck and shoulder, clinging to me for dear life, “It’s okay baby. I promise it’s gonna be okay.” I whispered into her ear as I felt her sniffles.
Clementine slid the magazine over to me as I glanced down at it. I felt a lump form the back of my throat followed by a ball of hot, blazing anger deep within my gut as I stared down at the nude photos of Nikki and Brandi. I flipped through the pages, seeing more pictures, “The love of my life…” I read a snippet of an article that was quoted from Nikki. I tried blinking back stinging tears as I adjusted Arianna on my hip so she wouldn’t be able to see.
“No wonder he hasn’t called.” I mumbled to Clementine as I looked at the pictures. Brandi was in his lap, white sheets barely hanging around their waists. Her hand was over his mouth and by the look in his eyes, he was smiling and seemed to be enjoying it. I closed the magazine and shook my head in frustrations, “He’s happy to be with her again.”
I exhaled deeply and hugged Arianna, “How about you take a nap and then we can go get some pizza later? Maybe go to blockbuster and get some movies?” I kissed the side of her cheek as she gave me a weak nod. I walked her to bedroom, pulling her blanket back and laying her down, “I love you. So much.”
I left her room, walking back to the table seeing Clementine glaring at the magazine as she read it. I snatched it from her hands as she stared at me. I flipped through the pages a second time seeing their stupid smiles and their stupid wedding rings and all their stupidity.
“Van…” Clementine treaded the waters carefully as I attempted to hold back tears, “Vanity…” I shook my head, stepping away from her as she tried reaching out for me.
“That fucking…” I cried, closing the magazine before ripping it in half and then ripping it again before I threw it in the trash.
“Why does he fucking do this to me?!” I yelped, holding my face in my hands as I sobbed. Clementine wrapped her arms around me as I fell into her embrace, “Why can’t I just be enough for him?!”
“He’s an asshole Vanity. He’s thinking with his dick and not with his head clearly.”
“He said it was gonna be a photoshoot! Not soft fucking porn!” I yelled, swiping a cup of juice off the counter before I crumbled against it, resting elbows on the tile as my hands held my head, “I’m a fucking idiot.” I muttered under my breath, staring down at the droplets that hit the counter.
“What am I suppose to do Clementine? He was here and now he’s not and he’s probably not coming back and Arianna’s crying over him. What do I do?” I cried, wiping my eyes as I sucked in a deep breath of air.
Clementine stayed quiet as her hand ran over my back, “He’ll come back. He’ll have hell to pay when he does but Nikki will come back. Even if myself or Tommy drag him out here. I’m so sorry Vanity.” I shook my head, chewing on my bottom lip as I leaned against her shoulder as I stared at his bass I had hung on the wall because Arianna wanted it displayed for everyone to see.
“I’m so sorry he does these things to you.”
*A week later, Tommy’s POV*
I rolled my eyes, watching Brandi march herself out the front doors, “Wanna beer?” I turned my attention to Nikki, the stupid arrogant grin on his face as he handed over a Heineken. I nodded, taking it from his grasp as I plopped down onto the uncomfortable couch and stared at Nikki as he sat down and kicked his feet up on the coffee table, “So have you called Vanity?”
He stared at me, mid sip as he put the bottle down, “Uh been busy man. She knows that, I’ll call tomorrow..”
Maybe it wasn’t any of my business to ask, but shit, when Clem calls me telling Vanity is crying over Nikki and Arianna is doing the same, it strikes a fucking chord within me.
I furrowed my eyebrows, “Really? Busy? Huh-“ I chuckled a bit before taking a sip, “Or are you just fucking playing strings on her heart again? I know you have a thing for doing that to Van.”
Nikki stared at me in disbelief, “T, it’s not like that at all. I’m-I’m not doing this shit for fun!”
An eyebrow arched, “Oh really? So Arianna is asking for you for no god damn reason when I call Clementine and she’s with them? And Vanity is on the verge of having, yet again, another broken heart over you? Tell me what it’s like then Nikki.”
“I-I don’t know man. There’s just a lot going on right now. Plus, Clementine is probably being dramatic about it all.” Nikki shook it off as he took a long sip off the bottle.
“A lot going on? Nikki! We aren’t fuckin making music! You have nothing going on! Nothing is stopping you from picking up the phone and talking to your daughter!”
Nikki shook his head, looking down into his bottle, “Tommy, I just can’t talk to Van right now, alright? Brandi would freak out and I don’t want to hear it.” He breathed deeply, running a hand through his hair to push it away, “Vanity is fine. She’s a tough girl and I’m sure she understands and is telling Arianna something she’d understand too.”
I was getting more and more pissed off, “And I thought you two were divorced?” I slammed the bottle down on the table, making Anarchy jump up in alert as she sat by Nikki’s feet, “Are you seriously doing this to her?! Again, Nikki?! And to fucking make promises to a kid?! They never forget shit, Sixx! What the fuck happened?! You were so happy to find her and you just toss her to the fucking side again?!”
In a hushed tone, “We pulled the papers…”
I closed my eyes, actual anger burning through me, “You did what?! Are you fucking stupid!?”
Nikki winced at my yelling, it was rare for me to get like this, “I-I don’t know!! She came at me with both blow and a blow job and I withdrew the divorce papers and now I’m fucking stuck! I don’t know how to get out of it! Trust me T-bone, I feel like shit! I listen to Vanity’s voicemails and I just hear how fucking hard she’s trying to keep it together but I don’t even know what to fuckin say to her, man! I don’t!”
“Oh, so sucking your cock and giving you something to plug your nose up just gets your forgiveness automatically.” I shook my head, “You’re a fucking piece of shit. Just like your father!”
I saw the guilt, pain and sadness rush over his face and through his body, “Tommy, I-“
“And you don’t know what to do? Fucking get those papers signed, Nikki! Jesus Christ, what’s the matter with you?!”
“Vanity is going to hate me-“ I quickly cut him off, “No! She’s going to hate you for doing this to Arianna! She’s been through this enough times with you to know how it goes! But That child doesn’t deserve this and you don’t deserve her if this is how you’re gonna be!”
“I’ll…I’ll call her.”
“I’m serious Nikki, Arianna did nothing to deserve this! Should I tell Vanity what’s actually going on? Cause I’ll be out there this weekend.”
His eyes widen, “No! Do not fucking tell her!!”
I smirked, “How about ‘Oh sorry Nikki’s dick and a few lines of blow are more important then you and Arianna! He still loves you, though’. I think she would really like that one.”
Nikki shook his head, “I do love her! Brandi’s just…shes fucking manipulative man. I don’t know how to get rid of her she’s like a fucking bug that won’t fuckin die after I stomp my boot on it.”
I smirked, staring him right in the eye, “I didn’t know someone could hold Nikki Sixx by the balls.”
Sixx narrowed his eyes at me, “Shut up Tommy! She doesn’t-“
“Bet you even had to ask her if I could come over? Does she keep them in her purse too?”
Nikki kicked over the coffee table, balling his fists as he stood in front of me, “Shut the fuck up! I’ll call! I’ll call and I will deal with it and explain what’s going on myself! Just back off Tommy!”
*a few days later, Vanity’s POV*
‘Vanity, just please, please listen to me. I know you’re probably upset and pissed off and you more than likely can’t stand the thought of me. I am so fucking sorry for disappearing on you and Arianna. Brandi and I…we…we attempted to work things out and I-‘
Message Deleted
I stared at the answering machine, chest heaving up and down, hot and heavy tears already falling down reddened cheeks. I quickly swiped everything off the side table, sending a glass vase, the answering machine and papers flying “Bastard.” I sobbed quietly, running my hands through my hair, “Fucking bastard.”
I stomped over to the fridge, slamming open the door as I grabbed the bottle of whiskey and downed as much as my throat would allow me to do so. I closed my eyes, clutching the bottle to my chest as I leaned my forehead against the upper door. How could Nikki do this to me? Why is it so fucking easy for him to hurt me? Am I just a fun little toy he likes to play with when he’s bored? Because that’s what I feel like.
I put the bottle away when the front door opened, Tommy and Clementine offered to take Arianna to the zoo today so I could have some alone time, “Mommy! Look!” I turned to see Arianna who was not only holding up a penguin plush toy but had a flamingo shaped balloon animal hat around her head.
“Wow! That’s so cool Ari! Did you have fun?” I picked her up when she came over for a hug, “Was she good for you two?”
Clementine nodded as she put her jacket and purse down, “Yes, but she did have a minor freak out over a lions roar, other than that she had a lot of fun. She even got to feed a giraffe.”
“Rockstar perks.” Tommy added with a light laugh.
Arianna walked over to the living room, putting her new stuffed animal away in her toy bin while turning on the tv, “What did you do today?” Clementine questioned as I looked at her.
“Oh uh…took the car to get cleaned, window shopped and got my nails done.” I explained, showing off the pastel pink paint job to Clem.
“Did daddy call?” I looked down at Arianna as her eyes were full of hope, “No baby. I’m sorry.”
I was waiting for her to start crying, as that has been the usual whenever I tell her no to that certain question, but she didn’t. Instead she stared at us for a few more seconds before going back to the couch and watching cartoons.
“Nikki called.” I whispered to both of them as their eyes went wide, “Really? That’s good! I told him he-“
“He left a voicemail with a half assed apology and telling me him and Brandi are trying to fix things so I deleted it and kinda exploded…” I motioned over to the mess I had created.
I shook my head, “Anyways, can you guys hang out with her for a little while longer?”
Clementine looked at Tommy who shrugged in return, “Uh sure? Are you going somewhere?”
I grabbed my jacket, “Oh uh yeah! I ordered pizza from Uh that one joint? Antonio’s? And I forgot they don’t deliver so I was gonna go pick it up.” I explained, slipping on my shoes as I grabbed my wallet and car keys.
“Oh, okay. Yeah! We’ll see you in a little bit! Bring back some of their double chocolate chip cookies! I love those!” Tommy chimed in as he kicked off his boots and went to sit by Arianna.
“Vanity?” I stopped at the door, glancing back at Clementine, “Yes?”
She eyed me, a wave of guilt running through me as she knew what I knew and that I really wasn’t going to get pizza.
“Be careful.”
*a little while later*
I walked through the sketchy corridor, ceiling light flickering above me as I could hear people yelling through their doors as well as loud music blaring through speakers. I moved closer to the wall when a group of girls walked past me, glaring.
I stopped in front of dark oak door, with the number 78 plated in gold above the peep hole. I knocked quietly before knocking a bit louder. The door swung open, a cloud of pot smoke hitting my face as a man, with three dots tattooed onto his cheek stood in front of me, “Jason home?”
He let off a toothy grin, as he opened up the door for me so I can come in. I stepped off to the side seeing a group of guys sitting on the couch with white powder and beer bottles sprawled over the glass coffee table.
“Jason! You got a pretty little thing that just walked in!” The man that opened the door yelled for him as I stood by the door, contemplating if I should just leave.
“Ah come hang out with us.” The guy wrapped his hand around my bicep and tugged me over to the couch with him. He forced me to sit down between him and another burly guy that had tattoos cascading down his arm, I even think one was a swastika that had flames around it.
My Hispanic ancestors would be rolling in their graves right about now.
“Want some?” He motioned to the white powder in front of me that either could of been coke, heroin or even meth for that matter.
“No thank you. I’ll wait for Jason.” Right on queue, a door opened up and a ditsy blonde came stumbling out with Jason right behind her. I felt my heart start racing as he handed her money and a tiny bag of drugs before she left.
His eyes met mine as I tried forcing a small smile, “How did I know you’d end up back here?” He chuckled as he walked over to the table I was sitting around, swiping some dust on his finger and licking it off.
“Did your precious little rockstar leave you again?” I watched as he tried keeping himself up and his eyes that were doing summersaults. By the bruises that ran down his arms, he had moved on to smack. Nikki’s eyes use to do the same little tricks.
I cleared my throat, “I just wanted some blow.” I digged into my wallet hearing the hushed oh fucks and the she’s loaded as I pulled out a hundred and tossed it on the table, “Enough so I don’t have to see you for a while.”
Jason reached down to grab the money, “Some blow?” He shook his head and tossed the money back to me, “How about we trade? Blow for blow?” He smirked as his eyes wandered down to the low cut shirt I was wearing, “She gives the best blow jobs boys, and she has a pretty tight pussy even after hanging out with rockstars in Los Angeles. I’m guessing that’s how she got so good.”
I felt a wave of uneasiness run through me as I felt the guy next to me wrap his hand around the base of my neck before trailing down. I quickly stood up and stared at him, “Just give me something Jason. I’m not in the mood for games. Please?”
“Wonder what else she’ll beg for..”
Jason chuckled, “Alright, come on.” He motioned for me as I followed him past the room he came out of and too his bedroom. He closed the door, locking it as I stepped into his room.
“Nice friends you have.” I rolled my eyes as I sat down on his bed.
“They aren’t my friends.” His back was towards me as he was fumbling with stuff on his dresser, “You just want blow? You sure you don’t want smack? It’s a better high. It’s fucking fantastic.”
He had a black satchel in his hand as he sat next to me, “Smack makes me sick.” I told him as he smiled at me.
“Smack makes everyone sick. But you get sick before you feel better. But a pretty nice girl like you doesn’t need that, it would ruin someone like you.” Jason explained as I watched him take out a vile of white powder, “Shoot it?”
I looked at him, nodding as he smirked. Jason dumped a little bit onto a spoon before melting it with a lighter. I watched the chemistry of it all, turning white into brown as it bubbled and became sticky. He grabbed a fresh needle, pulling it out of the package as he put the tip on it and sucked it up into the syringe.
“Here you go.” He handed it over to me as I took it and he wrapped a band around my bicep. I bit down on the elastic as I watched the needle meet skin before I pushed it into my arm, slowly seeing the coke mix with my own blood as I took the needle away from my body.
I let out a deep sigh as my high hit me like a freight train, “Thank you.” I mumbled through hooded eyes as I laid back on his bed. I heard him snort a few lines before he laid down next to me.
“I’m sorry for putting my hands on you. I’ve missed you a lot Vanity. Your friend almost crushed my windpipe, I was coughing up blood for a few days.” Jason explained, feeling his finger tips run over my abdomen and across my hips.
“I should go. Did you want money?” I asked him, pushing his hand away from me as I sat up, feeling lightheaded and the world spinning around me.
“Nah, you take this-“ he handed me a small bundle of blow as I took it from him, “-and just come back when you want to see me again.” Jason took a step closer and placed his lips on the side of my cheek.
“Right. Thanks.” I mumbled before i left his bedroom and apartment.
I stumbled out the doors, holding onto the railing as i started crying, “God damnit.” I clutched my arm around my stomach, feeling knots and knives twisting around inside.
I can do this little bit he gave me and be done with it. It’s all I need. I’ll get clean again after I finish this supply.
*A month later, Clementine’s POV*
I finished picking up the mess from the kindergarteners. Scrubbing paint off the tables and vacuuming up Crumbled pieces of crackers from the floors. I exhaled deeply, it was time for one big glass of wine. Maybe Vanity would like to get in on some wine and Chinese food maybe, apple juice for Ari of course. I grabbed my jacket and purse as I walked out of the classroom, locking up before going down the hallway.
I smiled to the janitors as they were sweeping the floors and washing the glass windows sticky little fingers have touched all day. I was almost at the front doors when I heard a child singing a rhyme. I walked around the corner as bright golden eyes and a messy bun and bow sat in front of me.
“Arianna? What are you doing here?” I put my stuff down as she was sitting criss cross with her backpack still on, “Where’s mom?”
She shrugged, “I don’t know.” I looked at my watch, seeing that it was almost four in the afternoon and school had gotten out over an hour ago.
I sat down next to her as I dug through purse and grabbed my phone, “She didn’t pick you up?” I flipped my phone open and saw that I had a new voicemail.
“No, the car is always over there and it isn’t.” She pointed by the tree that was in the no parking section, “Did she forget I was at school?” She giggles a bit as she dug through my purse and grabbed the candy she knows I always have in it.
“No! No, of course not angel. I’ll call her and see where she’s at.” I furrowed my eyebrows as I stared down at my phone and called her number, it went straight to her voicemail.
“Hey Van, uh…I’m sitting here with Ari wondering where you’re at. Are you okay? I’m gonna take her home and see if you’re there alright? Just give me a call back whenever you get this.”
I kissed the top of Arianna’s head as she stuffed candy into her mouth. I had a feeling the voicemail I had was from her so I clicked on it to let it play:
“Hello Clementine, my name is Jacqueline I’m a nurse calling from Silver Oak Medical Center. We had you on file as an emergency contact for Vanity Blackwood? Just give the hospital a call or come see her at your early convenience. Thank you.”
My eyes almost popped out of my head, “We gotta go babe. Come on.” I grabbed her backpack and my stuff as we walked out the door.
I felt tears burning as I helped Arianna into my car, thank god Vanity had bough another booster seat to keep in here, “We’re uh…we’re gonna go home and get some stuff and then you’re gonna come hang out with auntie for the weekend. How does that sound?” I asked her as she smiled.
“Yay!! Aunties house!” She cheered as I smiled at her and got into my car and drove to Their place.
When I unlocked the door with the spare key, Arianna went straight to playing with her toys in the living room. I went straight to the home phone as I shuffled papers around, finding a sticky note with Nikki’s name and a heart next to it with numbers jotted down. She’s going to hate me but oh well. I took a deep breath in as I dialed a phone number in and waited. After a few rings it picked up, “Hi is Nikki available?”
I heard the light strum of a bass in the background, “Ummm, whose calling?” The voice wasn’t a deep baritone, but a nasally female one.
“This is Clementine, Brandi. You know whose number this is.” I spat out, trying to keep my voice low so Arianna wouldn’t get nosey.
“Clementine? I don’t think we know a Clementine. I think you have the wrong number.” The line went dead as Brandi hung up on me.
“Oh that fucking bitch.” I whispered to myself, glaring at the phone as I punched in the same number again, it picked up after the first ring “Keep hanging up and I’ll leave a lovely little message.”
Brandi scoffed, “What the hell could you possibly want? What? She can’t get it through her thick skull that he doesn’t want her? So she makes you call? Pathetic.”
“No you dumb cunt, there’s a fucking emergency and I need to talk to Nikki.”
”Aww, so sad. Do you want me to get the violin out?” She cackled, “Look I’ll leave a message but he’s a bit busy at the moment.”
“Brandi! It’s about Arianna, it’s serious.” I lied, “I need to talk to him.”
“Tell Vanity to kiss her booboo and that will make things better. He’s busy. Stop calling.” Brandi hung up the phone before I could say anything else to her.
I put the phone down, running my hand over my face as I looked over the numbers, maybe the other one is his office?
I tapped my fingers against the wall, waiting for the receiver to click, “If you hang up, I swear you’ll never reproduce again.”
“Uh…who is this? I kinda like having my dick attached to me..”
I rolled my eyes at Nikki’s voice, “Clem, you fucking idiot. Since you’ve been ignoring your daughter and Van.”
“I haven’t- no! I’m not ignoring them! I tried returning her calls but she didn’t call me back, is she pissed at me?”
If Nikki was standing in front of me, I probably would’ve wrapped the chord around his neck, “Really?! What do you think? Just a few months of ignoring her is going to fly with her? I’m not Vanity, Don’t give me the excuses, Nikki.”
I heard Nikki groan, “What’s going on Clementine, why are you calling?”
“Nikki, Vanity is in the hospital. She doesn’t want you here but I’m not taking Arianna to the hospital because I don’t know what kind of condition Van is in. So I need you to be here for your daughter, or are you actually the asshole I think you are?”
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Oh My God, They Were Roomates! (Roger Taylor x fem! Reader Angst and Fluff!)
A/N: @cool--cats​, ta-da! I am your secret Santa! And here is your gift for @dtfrogertaylor​‘s Somebody to Love Valentines Event! Enjoy!
Taglist: @cool--cats​ @dtfrogertaylor​ and @queenlover05​
Summary: After a decade apart you reunite with your old roommate, Roger Taylor, now a famous drummer, with something pressing your mind.
Word Count: Around 1,700
Content Warnings: domestic abuse, swearing, drinking, and a big lack of editing.
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You saw him drumming to a crowd of millions screaming. The way his hands could trip around and flexibly turn to hit every tip of a drum at a moment's notice made them crazy. His face was a little dark, his eyes shining. Women especially loved it when he leaned to the microphone and let out a voice that though meant to harmonize had a seductive, raspy quality.           
You heard more often that voice complaining about how the electricity went off so he couldn’t make soup. Then his other roommate said it was because of the electricity bill. So then you both let them settle for toast.
That same roommate, he was of average height. You remembered his dark, shiny bob that flounced when he walked. His clothes were often decked in deep, jewel tones and in velvet-like fabrics. Now his hair was short. His clean face was a curt mustache. His luxurious feathers and faux furs, hiding a skinny, hungry body was now replaced by tight shorts, wife beater shirts displaying muscular arms.           
He was singing a slow, heartfelt song. The more you listened to it, the more you wanted to cry. You even felt a few tears escape your eyes every time you looked toward the drum section.           
Too much love will kill you Just as sure as none at all It'll drain the power that's in you Make you plead and scream and crawl And the pain will make you crazy You're the victim of your crime Too much love will kill you every time
 No…no I can’t, I won’t think of it…
You thought the singer couldn’t be that other roommate you had a while ago. Though his voice could not lie, and especially not his teeth.
“That was our brilliant Rog, on the drums!” Fred announced.
 Roger stuck up his yellow head and bowed a little.
“He’s a bit tired, but doing his best! Saving his energy for later tonight, ladies!” Fred commented with a cheeky wink.
“Roger, get up!” you urged, creaking his door open.
“Nooooooooo” cried a lump covered by red bedsheets.
“You have work!”
“Don’t wanna”
“How old are you?”“
“You’re not my mum, Y/N!”
“Okay, do you want to be thrown out and live in a car?”
“Wouldn’t be too bad!”
“You huffed and went out to the kitchen. It was about to be opening hours for the stall. But yet…the empty beer bottles on the floor had provided at least half of the owners of that stall a hangover preventing them from that basic necessity of getting up.
“Well, Rog, it’s your decision…”
“Wait!”You heard footsteps scramble up and then his yellow head poked out to you.
“Could you get me some water? And medicine first, please?” he asked.
There was something about his shining blue eyes and the way he bit his lip when he asked that made a no impossible.
The guard would normally not let a single person in. But most performers on stage didn’t tap his shoulder asking him to let the person in.        
    Thankfully, Roger had good timing. The guard tipped his hat and undid the ropes as you walked in.       
     Roger yelled out your name and you hugged him at once. He took in a deep breath, feeling that even your smell had not changed. You felt the sweat on his body from performing and tried not to stare that his black shirt was now open and bare.           
 “Oh my god…how are you! I never thought…oh my god” he just kept repeating. He escorted you backstage, swinging an arm over your shoulder.          
  “I thought the pass would never work” you confessed, looking down at the large ticket with Roger’s own hand.         
   “But it’s my hand, I thought he’d let you through.”          
  “I doubt it! Something like this is really easy to fake!” you answer, wagging it in front of his face.           
 Roger grinned halfway, his teeth showing.
 “Doesn’t matter, I’ve missed you so much!”           
 “Me too…” you confessed, your eyes glanced down to the floor in a sudden bout of shyness with Roger’s following.         
   “Wanna meet the others? Fred will absolutely lose it!” Roger suggested.            As you nodded, he grabbed your hand and led you away. That grip hadn’t changed much.
           “Y/N! Get over here, you’re crying! ”Roger insisted, yanking your hand closer.
             You waddled forward, wiping away your tears, feeling much younger and weaker than you really were. It was the sort of cry that you could not contain or hide no matter what you did. You felt ashamed, Roger was not a sap in any way.
              He sat you down on the couch and draped one of the blankets over your shoulders. You noticed it was a purple blanket with an eastern pattern on it. That was Fred’s favorite. The one he always claimed when it got colder.
              “Roger, where’s Freddie?” you asked gingerly.
              “He’s on a date, he’ll be gone for a while. What’s wrong, love?” Roger asked.
              You fought back the urge to blush at the use of “love.” But you pushed it away. That term only meant something if you were a girl Roger brought home. Imagining the sounds of his late-night stands forced you into reality.
              “I…it’s my job. I’m just…so tired, all the time. All I do is work and then when I get home it never ends, I work some more…I’m just tired!” you confessed. You pulled the blanket closer around you. It smelled a bit like Fred’s shampoo.
              “You’re just tired, Y/N. You’re a harder worker then I or Fred combined. You need to rest.”
              He listened to your rants and got up to get water. Not an offer to smoke anything. No vodka. Just water.
              But it was the best tasting water you had ever had. And he listened to everything.
The car stopped and you both hopped off at the diner. It was not a fancy place. Dirt-cheap. The sign had bright neon letters that sometimes flickered a little like the night stars. Who would have known that the drummer of one of the most renowned bands of all time would go there?
“I…I haven’t eaten here in years.” You say gingerly. 
You ordered a hot chocolate and french fries for two for the cold night after you sat down.
“I know it’s your favorite,” Roger cooed with a half-grin. “And I’m always deep in the back, anyway. You can only see a bit of my head if you squint.”
 “You always seem to know me well” you praise him. You pick up a spoon to start eating the whipped cream on your hot chocolate but notice it’s dirty. Grimacing, you set it down.
           You woke up late that morning. Last night, you had been up, crying. You were getting older and about to spend a birthday alone. Your family couldn’t do anything, your friends were busy and you didn’t want to busy them. You delayed getting out of bed for a long time.
          But as you walked into the kitchen, there was a blue vase filled with the most bright, beautiful sunflowers you had ever seen. Your breath was hitched. Moving aside the gifts you found a note.
         “Happy birthday love! We had to run to get to the stall on time! But enjoy the gifts! It will be a long day, but your boys will be back to hug you soon! Let’s go out tonight, we promise!
         Your loves,
         Roger and Freddie.”
        That was the last time you really ate at a restaurant with Roger was that birthday dinner with Fred. They both brought up what pennies they could just to take you to a nice-ish place where the napkins were clean and the food didn’t look a week old. Eating just enough for your high waisted pants to feel only slightly tighter. 
         Then they both practically pulled you out to a club. Music and cheering drowned in your ears. The alcohol burned your throat as you inhaled your second shot and raced Fred to the dance floor. A disco dipped above you, glimmering all over your hands in a way that made you seem spotted. Little flecks traveled from across the floor to even the ends of your silk top. 
         You and Fred almost swung dance, nearly cheek-to-cheek like in one of those old movies Freddie was addicted to. Roger only made a fake gagging noise at the suggestion of it. But he insisted on a dance with you too. Despite the pain starting to ache from your heeled shoes, you nodded yes. 
         It wasn’t a slow song, in fact, it was very fast. But at one point Roger put his waist around yours for a minute and you didn’t object. The next morning, you didn’t even bring it up.
Roger folded his hands and looked at you, beneath his brows were those two blue eyes that still made you a little weak inside to this day. You sat next to a window darkened with the freezing winter night.
Why were you so weak? Maybe you wouldn’t be in this position if you were stronger if you could just go right now to a payphone, dial the number and tell him…
 No, not yet.
“You always knew all my favorites. Like remember my birthday?” you asked.
He bit his lower lip. “Yeah, I do. Doesn't feel like a decade, does it?” he said.
The hour was filled with the band and Roger. His now ex-wife, his children, the music videos with the most ridiculous costumes.
“But what about you? I must know, Y/N! I’ve missed you so much, I…”
“Roger, I got a proposal. And I have to answer him by morning.” You blurt out.
There is a bit of silence.
“Really? Was it the fellow you left us to live with?” he asked, he went from leaning in his chair to getting closer to your face.
“No, it’s someone else” you answer. You wrap your hands around your mug for a last bit of warmth. Chewing your lips nervously, you wait for Roger to respond.
Roger looks out the window and then his eyes dart around, looking for an answer.
           “But Y/N, are you sure about this!” Roger asked, just at the step of going into your room.
            “Yes! The rent will be cheaper! You guys needn’t worry about me, I’m not dropping off the face of the planet, I’ll be a phone call away!” you swear, laughing as you toss in a few socks into your luggage.
            “But who else is Fred gonna dress up and swing around bars!?” he whined, taking a few steps with a shyness odd for him.
            “You of course. Everyone thinks you’re a girl anyhow!” you tease as you look up for him.
            Roger huffs, drawing a hand to his chin to examine for masculine scruffiness.
“Well, do you wanna marry him? Is he the love of your life?” he questions.
 You look down into your empty mug. Words are forming at the tip of your tongue and they gurgle out.
 “I…I don’t…I don’t know.” You stutter. “I know it’s what he wants. He tells me it’ll make him the happiest man in the world if I say yes...”
 “And you have to answer by morning?” Roger then adds on. You notice his hand has slid across the table and has balled into a fist.
  “He’s an impatient guy and…I…I didn’t want to hurt him. I…” tears start to well up before you can stop them. You feel idiotic to let it spill in front of a person you know isn’t emotional, but it seems like your id has taken the wheel, driving it further into chaos.
 “I didn’t want to be the bitch that broke the man’s heart!” you confide.
 You pitifully reach for papery napkins as half-useful tissues as Roger pats your hand and shushes you. A concerned waitress wonders if you are alright and Roger only orders for a glass of water. You feel her maternal hand rest on you for a bit until your water arrives.
It’s ice cold. Shivering, you gulp it down and put on your jacket. But the water has chilled your whole body and walking out into the February air was not an improvement. So Roger’s arm looping around you felt welcome.
You savored his touch. His musky smell, even if it was mixed with sweat. This was probably the last hour you would ever have with him. 
“I got something that'll make you feel better! Have you noticed the backseat of the car?” he chirruped, wagging his eyebrows.
 “No” you whisper.
 “Good”
 Roger opens his jacket to reveal three sunflowers.
 “I know they’re your favorite,” he says.
 Your smile keeps growing. But your words pop out before you catch them.
 “The thing is..it’s him I don’t love, it’s you! It’s always been you!” you finally burst out.
Rogers grasp lets go and he dropped the flowers, swearing and scrambling to get them up.
“Then…well…uh…” his face kept switching between pale and pink. “Just…how long?”
“I have loved you since I agreed to move in with you. I have loved you from the moment I kept waking you up to work because I was scared for you, from when you gave me those birthday gifts when you hugged me. And yes, I moved out, but all I could think of was you. All those embraces, I still feel them, but you were in a band! Getting famous! And most of all, women were all over you! Why would you even choose me?” you blurt, tears welling up from years of silence.
You pause a bit. 
Before Roger could even say another word you shush him and finish.
“It’s just...I know you don’t love me...and saying goodbye to you is always the hardest thing in the world to me.” you mourn, finally letting the tears win. 
He shushed you and then guided you to the car and drove you home. But as soon as you were home, a phone rang. Roger walked over to answer it and heard a deep, masculine voice croak.
“Have you made your mind up, cunt?”
Roger almost couldn’t answer.  His jaw dropped and his grip on the phone tightened.
He squeaked out “I’m sorry.” 
It sounded almost like his falsetto melismas. And it seemed the guy thought that it was you because his voice was rising to where you heard every word even though it wasn’t on speaker.
“No, you’re not. You’re playing a game with me. And I’m fucking done. So tell me, are you gonna marry me or not? I know damn well what the answer is. So let’s spit it out and start planning, okay? We have a damn wedding to get through. Isn’t your pretty princess wedding what you’ve wanted?” he threatened. 
Roger stood up straighter and switched to his normal voice.
“Hello, this is Y/N’s boyfriend now. She’s dumped you. And the answer is no. Don’t talk to her again or else you’re a dead man walking.” Roger growled before hanging up the phone.
The next morning you woke up normally. It seemed normal in your house. But looking at the blond head turning over to smile at you was an exception.
“Shit! Yesterday was Valentine's Day! I completely forgot! I just gave you some sunflowers, not a real present!” Roger cursed, he brought up his hands to rub the sand from his eyes.
“You’re my present, Rog!” you insist, giving him a peck on the cheek. He smiled and opened his arms to let you snuggle in.
Looking over at the sunflowers next to you, they seem even fresher and brighter than yesterday. Their white vase makes their yellow brighter. The big black centers have even turned towards the sun making it’s daily journey above you to the east. 
“Got anything today?” he asked sleepily, rubbing your back.
“No, but...I’m a bit hungry. Can I cook you some stuff today? I have some bacon and eggs...I can show you how to make an omelet. It’s not hard at all.” you suggest.
The golden light of the morning crept in, though the room still felt cold with winter air from outside.
“I was remembering what you said that saying goodbye was the hardest thing…” he began.
You nodded, letting your headrest to feel his heartbeat go faster.
“Well, now you’ll never have to…” Roger whispered.  “Because loving you is the easiest thing I’ve ever done.”
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Another Top 5 Favorite Sanders Sides Videos (3/5)
In honor of the one-year anniversary of me watching Sanders Sides for the first time and becoming a Fander, I’ve decided to count down ANOTHER Top 5 Favorite Sanders Sides videos! If you didn’t see a video you think I should have discussed, be sure to check out the first list!
#3 is... “Putting Others First - Selfishness v. Selflessness Redux”
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GENERAL THOUGHTS
This one ranked a little lower because of two reasons. First, I was kinda missing Virgil, but that’s just me being picky about wanting my favorite Side to appear. And second, I had a bit of trouble processing everything after the video was over. So much has happened, and I couldn’t register everything from the first half of the video as I watched the second half. XD
However, despite that, it was such a great episode! A lot of emotional moments will likely be addressed in future episodes, and from my understanding, there’s only a couple left in this second season. I really did admire the fact that some of the scenes were parallels to SvS. Just overall, one heck of a doozy!
FAVORITE PARTS/LINES OF DIALOGUE (in no particular order)
That 8-bit video game art. John Stratman, that work that was put into this video to bring the video game aspect of it to life was AMAZING!
All the cameos of Leslie Odom, Jr. Now, I’ve never seen or heard Hamilton, but I think it’s cool that Thomas got him to be featured in this video.
All the “F” jokes and f-bomb teases. Also, I like the gold coin as the censor beep.
“I don’t want Thomas to croak! That’s my job.” *croaks*
Janus’s name reveal. Not something I saw coming, but what kinda threw me off was Roman’s reaction. But that was because I didn’t realize that it was “Janus”, the two-faced Roman God, and not “Janice”, the Friends character portrayed by Maggie Wheeler.
Janus snapping back wasn’t any better, but it was still an impactful moment.
“We should start looking into ways to PREDICT THE FUTURE!!!” “No!” And then whatever Roman said in that voice.
“Video games mean so much indoor time, that they should cause a little OUTDOOR time! Don’t you think?” “Ehhh…”
Patton hopping aboard on the “taking terms too literally” train after Roman asked Thomas who “gave him the jump” when his car broke down.
“Okay... I understand, now, that I have been.... a little-.” “Much?” “The mayor of Much-kin Land?” “... Sure.”
Patton and Janus’s interaction at the endcard scene.
Janus’s  “Ah, d-d-d-d-DOY!”
“Jesus Christ Superstar!” That just reminds me of my Dad, because he likes that musical.
“Roman... I only mean well when I say... that is the stupidest thing you’ve ever said.”
The 8-bit video game music. From the theme song, to the main score for the characters. I love that detail.
“He’s the actual snake on the plane! And I, for one, am tired of this MORALITY-FIGHTING snake on this METHAPORICAL plane!”
Patton calling out Thomas for not getting up sharp by calling it, “6am dull”.
“By the liquid lipstick of William Shakespeare...”
Roman’s cat-filled apartment scenario.
“Especially to Mrs. Snuffles. More like Mrs. Sniffles! Because of the allergy...”
Just the overall video game theme in this video. I got a few of the game references, but not all of them. I don’t really play video games. :P
“I mean... there’s an obvious right answer here.” “Please don’t tell me you’re going to wrestle Tony award-winning actor Leslie Odom, Jr. for a hot dog.” “What?! No! I’m going about my day!”
All the callbacks and references to Thomas’s works and the little cameos of his friends!
“Well, when is it enough?!” “.... Trees?” “No! Selfishness!”
Patton having his eyes closed when he says that “doing nothing is worse than doing something good for the wrong reasons”.
“Like, you’re such a Dad that it’s too much to handle sometimes.”
Janus’ entrance/reveal in this video. I think it’s my favorite entrance of his of the series.
“Ooooh! Ooooh! Reptilian Rapscallion! Reptilian Rapscallion! We got a Code Yellow!”
Patton misusing “factoid”.
“People are being hurt by this reptilian with scallions.” “No.”
Janus before he sank out. I am still a little wary about him, but oh my gosh, he was a complete DORK in that scene.
“Don’t make me regret trusting you! I don’t want to be stuck with an evil snake boy!” “You’re not stuck with an evil snake boy.... You’re just stuck with a snake boy.”
Roman trying to read the text on Logan’s Lowdowns, but it goes by too quickly. Every gamer’s struggle.
“Sometimes, we get this.” “A bagel?!” What?! No. Maybe.” I didn’t realize it was a parallel to the Valentine’s Day video, but it’s still silly.
Logan’s Nietzsche impression.
“He does have a stu-uper duper unique mustache.”
Every time we get to see one of “Logan’s Lowdowns”. Felt kinda sad that he feels like he could be a bother, but it was still cute to see an 8-bit Logan (and Janus disguised as Logan).
“I think I understand what it means... Deceit being a part of me.” “That’s cool, talk about me like I’m not here.”
Roman’s exit is HEARTBREAKING!!!
Logan’s “I’m so f**king done” face when Thomas said he “wouldn’t be wrestling Logan for a hot dog”.
Patton’s breakdown. The entire scene and the transtitions.
“So, that rule trumps the other rule?” “Roman!” “Eh?!” “You know we don’t like to use the “T” word in this house.” “Oh, sorry!”
Roman mouthing, “behooved”.
“Three out of four of those are normal for me... Do I have hypoxia right now?”
Thomas’s score (80085) and time (limited/being lost/poorly spent), and the 8-bit portrait of Janus.
“I don’t want to make you think you’re some-.” “Stupid, dirty, rotten, filthy-silly, billy, no-good for nothing, uh, white, urgh, rat-scandrel b*tch!”
We can all agree that the “Rhythm Redux” was a bop. The visuals were amazing to look at, and man, Thomas’s vocals were on point.
Thomas screaming at Lee and Mary Lee and shutting the door at their faces.
“Leslie offers up a reward.” “What’s the reward?” “Leslie’s famous cake!” “Phrasing?” “What? Leslie’s literal cake that he baked! Oh my gosh!”
Roman reaching over the text bar and selecting “ignorant”, and him slicing through the giant text box after it hit Patton. That editing is just well done!
“He didn’t mislead you on purpose, Thomas. I don’t think the little guy-. Or the big frog is capable of that sort of thing.”
Thomas realizing his neck was stiff when he turned to look towards Janus.
“In my head, I’ll just feel this way.” “What way?” “The way a groom might feel if he just watched as his bride ran away.” “... But you’re gay.”
Janus laying down the severity of Thomas’s mental health and the overall message of self care.
Patton’s high-pitched “Right?” sounds like a little dog bark.
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sasuhinasno1fan · 6 years ago
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The perfect double surprise
So @ebhenah, I tried twice and hated both of my attempts so I really hope you enjoy this. I mixed your date night and planning a surprise prompts and changed it up just slightly. Enjoy.
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Adam was focused on grading papers, music helping him focus when a pair of hands slammed on his shoulders.
“Ahh!”
He pulled his earphones out and turned around to see Matt laughing at him. Adam let out a huff. He liked Matt as a friend and also as his boyfriend’s other boyfriend, but he could be such a little shit sometimes.
“What the fuck asshole?”
“Not my fault that you don’t pay attention. I was trying to get your attention for 5 minutes.” Adam rolled his eyes. “Anyway, what are you and Shiro doing for Valentine’s day?”
Adam stopped himself from stiffening. As much as he’d love to go out with Shiro for Valentine’s, Shiro had been busy with work recently and he thought Matt should get the chance to spend the day with him. Now if he could finally get the confirmation email for their surprise.
“Um, I don’t know if we’re doing anything. What about you?”
“I don’t know if I have to work that night. We’ll see.” Matt answered.
Adam’s phone buzzed and he picked it up to look at the screen, stifling a smile. It was the confirmation email he’d been waiting for when he purchased tickets to an orchestra who would be playing some of the songs from Matt and Shiro’s favourite video game.
“Anything good?” Matt asked, leaning in trying to snoop.
“Just one of my students trying to give me a sob story about their boyfriend dumping them so they can’t finish an essay. Nothing I haven’t heard around this time. Now another question. This is my apartment; how did you get in?”
“I might have stolen Shiro’s keys.”
Adam sighed, already done with Matt. “My boyfriend is dating a kleptomaniac.”
“Hey, this klepto managed to hack into a terrorist mainframe and find their location.” Matt said, boasting about his job as a government hacker.
“Ah yes, my hero. If you’re gonna stick around for Shiro, at least go and cook something.”
“Fine. Only because we all know you’d poison all of us if you were let into the kitchen.” Matt teased.
“Hey!”
Matt covered the pot to let the keep the finished pasta warm when his phone rang.
“Hello?”
“It’s your favourite person.”
“My stuck up and terrifying boss, Kolivan?”
“Asshole! It’s Lance!”
Matt laughed. “Calm down.”
“I can just hang up and tell Hunk to take his reservations back.” Lance warned, making Matt drop the spoon he was moving.
“No, no, no! I’m sorry!” he hissed.
Valentine’s was coming up and he wanted to treat Adam and Shiro to a date night. He didn’t mind spending the day with his video games. The two deserved it, so he asked Shiro’s brother’s boyfriend if he could ask his best friend to squeeze them onto the reservation list.
“That’s what I thought.” Lance said, sounding princely. “Hunk got Shiro and Adam onto the list but it’s under your last name because Hunk can’t remember how to spell Adam’s obnoxiously long last name and the hostess kept struggling with Shirogane for some reason so he got frustrated and just put your name.”
“Ouch.” Matt said.
“I mean, some people still struggle with Keith’s last name, which isn’t far from Shiro’s but whatever. Point is, they’re on the list. You’re welcome.”
“Thank you. Are you sure you don’t want me to hack into the system at Keith’s job and get him the night off?”
“I don’t think the police force would enjoy that but thanks. He already said I can come over and have Chinese in one of the conference rooms with him.” Lance said.
“Alright.” Matt heard the front door open and the nails of Shiro’s dog Lion running in. “Gotta go. Thank you again. Whatever you need next time, it’s yours.”
“I’ll hold you to that.” Lance said before hanging up.
Matt left the kitchen and pouted as Lion ran over to Adam. “Hey, she ran to me last time. What gives?”
“Oh, so I guess my kisses won’t suffice.” Shiro said, dropping his bag on the couch and walked over to Matt, who opened his arms to let Shiro pull him in to kiss. “You left the door unlocked by the way. If your going to steal my keys at least make sure the two of you are safe.”
“Everyone in this building has seen Adam mad, I’m sure they know not to rob the place.” Matt joked.
“Hey!”
Shiro laughed at his boyfriends. “Not that I’m not happy to see you, but I left from your apartment this morning. What are you doing here?”
“I had to ask Adam something and I wanted to tell you something anyway. Besides, I made dinner.” A white furry body shoved her way between them. “Easy girl, you can join us.”
While Lion scarfed her dinner down, the three had sat down and dinner, talking about their day from Shiro’s job as a therapy dog trainer, the schemes Matt got into at his job and the insanity Adam dealt with in the classroom that day. Shiro took the plates to the sink and brought over a tub of Italian gelato and three spoons.
“So, what did you guys want to do for Valentine’s? It’s on Thursday.” Shiro asked, letting his boyfriends dig into the tub first.
“I have a surprise.” Adam and Matt said at the same time, making Shiro look at them.
“Is it the same thing?”
“I hope not.” Matt said. “Let me go first! I got you and Adam reservations to the restaurant Hunk works at for Valentine’s day. It’s under my last name so don’t give yours.”
Adam slowly pulled his spoon out of his mouth. “Um, Matt. I got you and Shiro tickets to that orchestra, the one who was doing a whole set of songs from that video game you like. It’s on Valentine’s day.”
“Oh.” Matt said.
Shiro looked at his boyfriends. He was really happy that each of them wanted him to spend the day with the other and he wanted to fix this. “Adam, when’s the performance?”
“Uh, 6:30 for an hour and a half.”
“Reservations?” Shiro asked Matt.
“8 because you two don’t like dinner at 7 for some reason.”
“Well then, I don’t see why I can’t do both.” The bispecaled boys looked confused so Shiro explained. “Matt and I will go to the concert and I can drop him back home and meet Adam for dinner. And if it’s ok with you guys, Adam and I can bring back dessert and we can all end the night with a movie.”
“That’s actually…” Adam started.
“A really good idea.” Matt finished.
“I’m glad you think so. Thank you you two. I’m sure there presents will be fun. And don’t worry, I’ve got something for you two as well.
“This is strange.” Matt sad, letting Adam fix the cuffs of his shirt.
“You doing an extremely casual cosplay of that character you and Shiro can’t stop drooling over?” Adam asked.
“Oh please, this is so not the first time I’ve casually cosplayed for an event like this. I mean, Shiro and I went to go see the BNHA movie the other day and we dressed in a version of their school uniform.”
Adam looked completely confused. “What? You know what, I don’t want to know. It’s enough that my boyfriend is a complete nerd. I don’t want to think about what you two nerds get into.”
“I mean you can watch.” Matt joked, Adam frowning at him. “Joking. But I was actually talking about this whole situation. I mean, Shiro, our boyfriend, spent the night at my apartment and we stayed here just so we could help the other choose outfits. Like we were like best friends or something.”
“Well, I consider you a very good friend.”
“I do to, it’s just, I also know you as my boyfriend’s other boyfriend who makes me feel compersion because you make Shiro really happy.” Matt said.
“You make him happy too. Goodness knows that if you never came along, I’d be dying trying to understand his gaming obsessions.”
“Hey. Usually we only go out with Shiro and we’ve never tried to go to something we all enjoy. My little sibling works at the local planetarium and there’s a ‘Myths behind the Stars’ event happening soon and I know you like the Greek myths a lot. I mean all of us are interested in space, maybe we can all go.” Matt suggested.
Adam’s smile was grateful. “I’d like to do that. Even though you and I aren’t dating, doesn’t mean we can’t all go out. You’re ready by the way.”
“Thanks. And thanks again for the tickets.”
“Of course. Are you sure the suit I have is fine for the restaurant? I heard what Hunk said, it’s a high establishment.”
Matt rolled his eyes. “It’ll be fine. Jez look at us, completely worried about what our boyfriend will think when we both know he’ll be completely head over heels for us anyway.”
“We are acting a bit crazy.”
Both their phones buzzed as their group chat got a new message.
“Shiro’s here. I’ll see you when we switch out.” Matt said.
“Have a nice time.”
Shiro was waiting for Matt in front the apartment, smiling when he realised what Matt was wearing.
“I’m letting you know it took everything in me not to do the same.” He said as Matt climbed in.
“Well great minds do think alike. Now let’s go. Adam said there’s supposed to be a small museum of things from the game before we go into the theatre.”
“Yes sir.”
They arrived at theatre and became the two nerds Adam had called them as they took in everything on display. When they finally got into the theatre, they were really excited for the concert.
“I’m really happy Adam got these tickets for us. It’s a shame we can’t get him into gaming.” Shiro said, resting his cheek in Matt’s hair, while the shorter one looked through the program.
“I think he’s happy with that. Hey, do you remember when you think I thought he didn’t like me?”
Shiro couldn’t help but laugh at the mess the relationship had been when Matt first joined. “Adam thought you didn’t like him.”
“He was so sophisticated.”
“And you were a complete nerd and he thought I’d just leave him for just you, just like you thought I’d dump you just to stay with him. Thank god we got that cleared up.”
“Bonding over the same insecurities, fun.”
“But I’m glad it worked out. I don’t know what my life would be without the two of you.”
Matt pulled his head away so he could smirk up at his boyfriend. “If it wasn’t for the fact that I was going to be spending the rest of the night with you and Adam, I’d think you were trying to get lucky.”
“Very funny. I’m serious.”
“Yeah, I know you are. You’d be lost without us.”
“Yes I would.” Shiro happily admitted, pressing a kiss to Matt’s lips.
“And don’t you forget it.”
“Reservation for 2 under Holt.” Adam told the hostess.
“Of course. Yes, here it is. Right this way.”
Adam took Shiro’s hand and squeezed through the unfortunate group of people who didn’t have reservations and were waiting. They were seated at a table, Shiro pulling Adam’s chair out before sitting himself. They were left with the menus and not long after a familiar face came to their table, wiping his hands on his apron.
“Hey lovebirds.” Hunk cooed.
“Hunk. Thank you for getting Matt the reservations.” Adam thanked.
“Of course. Poor guy kept begging, I couldn’t exactly say no. you are lucky that the person in charge of reservations though liked me. Don’t bother ordering from the menu, I have a set menu set up for you two.”
“Oh, you don’t have to.” Shiro tried to deny.
“Chef’s orders.” Hunk said, placing his hands on his hips.
Shiro sighed. He knew that pose. Hunk would push and push until he got his way and he always got his way.
“Can I at least request that dessert be taken home though. We have a very nerded out person back at the apartment.”
“Huh?”
“I got Shiro and Matt tickets to see this orchestra that was playing songs from their favourite game. Matt was still gushing about it when we switched.” Adam explained.
“Aww, Shiro, your boyfriends wanted to surprise you other halves.” Hunk gushed.
“Yeah, I’m a pretty lucky guy.” Shiro said, staring at Adam with a fond look as he took his hand.
“Don’t worry, I’ll take care of dessert. I’ll take these. Enjoy the night you two.” Hunk said, taking the menus and going back to the kitchen.
“I really am lucky you know.” Shiro said, taking Adam’s other hand, squeezing lightly at his fingers.
“I know. How was the concert though? I’m surprised I didn’t ask that on the ride over.”
“I thought Matt’s reaction would have been enough. It was amazing. Thank you for the present.”
“Your welcome. Though I think this dinner is more than enough repayment.”
Shiro couldn’t help but remember what he and Matt had been talking about while waiting for the event to start. “You know, it still surprises me that I’ve got the two of you. I remember in beginning when I started dating Matt, I was so worried you two wouldn’t get along because each of you were so sure the other didn’t like him.”
“Guess that’s proof that even V relationships still have to have communication.” Adam said, still remembering how ridiculous worried he’d been that Shiro would dump him for Matt. Now look at them, a prefect working machine to give their very deserving boyfriend all the love he needs.
“And I’m very glad that it worked out. I told this to Matt and it’s still very true, I don’t know where I’d be without the two of you.”
“Probably overworking to help people and maybe adopting too many dogs.” Adam guessed.
“You make it sound like adopting dogs is a bad thing.”
“Sweetie, Lion is enough of a handful and you’ve got me and Matt. You don’t need any more bundles of love.”
“Yeah, I guess I can’t complain with these amazing points.”
“Ohh,” Matt awed over the dessert Hunk had sent Shiro and Adam home with. Netflix was up and Shiro was choosing his pick of the three movies they’d watch for the night. “This is that lemon raspberry crepe cake Hunk makes. How did he do this? There’s no way this was on the menu.”
“It’s Hunk. I learn to just not question it.” Adam suggested.
“I do the same with Keith. And my sibling. Those two would get along.” Matt said.
Shiro uploaded his movie to their list when he remembered something. “Oh, I haven’t given you guys your gifts.” He passed the remote to Matt and got up off the couch.
“Grab some plates while your up. And a knife?” Matt asked.
“And forks, we’re not heathens Mathew.”
“That’s not what Shiro told me after last weekend when he stayed here because I had a long shift.” Matt teased, grinning as Adam turned red and threw a pillow at him.
Shiro came back with the requested items and two wrapped boxes. He checked the little marks he made on the side before handing them each to the right person. They opened the boxes to reveal a picture frame with three sets of pictures.
“Oh, this is my favourite picture of you and Matt.” Adam said looking at the photo next to the one of him and Shiro when Shiro first adopted Lion. Matt and Shiro were at the beach and Matt was on top Shiro’s shoulders.
“Hey, your pictures are different than mine.” Matt noticed. His favourite picture of Adam and Shiro wasn’t of them with Lion, it was them on a Ferris wheel with the night lights in the background. The one with him and Shiro was at their first convention together where someone happened to ask to take a picture when Shiro started carrying Matt on his back.
The last picture however was the same for them both. Adam, Shiro and Matt had a day off and decided to spend it in Disneyland and Adam insisted they all get matching headbands so they all wore matching sequenced Micky Mouse ears.
On the bottom, under the last photo the words, ‘It doesn’t matter who it started with, my life and love are complete with you two’ were etched on the bottom.
“Oh, Shiro.” Matt said looking at the words.
“Do you like them?” Shiro asked, seeming nervous, “It’s nothing like the two of you did but I wanted you two to remember how much I love you guys.”
“They’re perfect, thank you.” Adam said. “Come here.”
Shiro already knew what they wanted, and leaned down so his cheeks were presented, which had kisses pressed onto them.
“Happy Valentine’s day you two.” Shiro said.
“Happy Valentine’s day. Now can we eat the cake?” Matt asked, not even sorry as Adam and Shiro laughed at him.
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karenfordonte · 3 years ago
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omg dumb nightmare turned into best dream lol riri fixed it...yet again  lol
fentybeauty posted that pic 4/18/22 see source at bottom for link
when posting this on tumblr on 4/23/22
i heard “karen” front door close “i’ll get her” (idk who’s voice that was)
Still editing this post/Rough Draft:
right before i went to sleep last night around 1 am cause i was laying down a while and couldnt sleep till after this part on the tv for a reason lol:
the  tv said jesus wont go to jail it was christian music lol  of a black choir like singing of a group and one of the lead singers? i wasnt really looking at it long but one singer looked like the mom in jays brokemas video but just the hair lol (im used to people doing me wrong lol so i was a little worried about what ifs lol then that song helped me)
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i kept waking up like 4 or more times last night i caught myself rubbing my belly when i woke up 2 or 3 times  im like uh .......... i was doing that in my sleep hope it aint a sign lol but im against abortion i always gave god the say when i get pregnant or not so yeah
written 7:23 am 4/21/2022 i had a dream nikko from christas house threatened to beat me up if i dont give him a cig for some reason lol and when i said no and wanted to tell people on fb he made a bunch of gun noises and i thought it was a real gun so i hid behind the dresser and door in my parents old house my little kid room and my cell phone wouldnt call 911 then roger from the board and care the staff guy he and raphael some of the good staff there already stopped him and roger showed me rihanna's wedding dress she designed for my surprise wedding with her it was amazing it had wording all on it cut out very intricate kinda like a snowflake but better so i think it was gonna go on top of a darker color cause the cut out word part was all white and the left boob is the only part i was allowed to read it said "karen" lol and im like roger are you sure thats for me from rihanna to double and tripple check and he was laughing and saying yes lol
and when i woke up her voice told me "i'll get you soon cause you're used to just putting up with other people's bs" lol + more its more than that but omg im hoping lol
(i woke up a bit earlier the sun was rising i smoked then when i layed down i was nauseous but didnt dry heave lol so yeah)
ps the first xaara dream the valentines day one = when we were jumping from hotel room to hotel room it was just us im like oh duh lol
cause sometimes when the voice would be tricky of bs lol i felt forced at times to share elante with other people not our whole soul but i had to put puzzle pieces together and not be like .....look... some people believe jesus is all womens husband i saw it on my mom's fb pic she posted a jesus bible or bom quote about he's their bridegroom or somethin lol but before i thought i must be a jesus in the way of im really nice etc and loving and meek etc yeah the voice lied and i was really naive and young lol i was 17 it told me why do you not wanna give everyone sex energy when it can help their bodies not feel pain etc i was too like oh uh ok cause what got me was im too caring about others discomforts but i put together more and more how to know which voice vibes to trust but im still careful but im getting more progress with it as i age lol alot more like even i tried to force me to do my cliche jesus me character during hard times but i just cant stay addicted to even that guy lol im too addicted to elantes so yeah lol id rather have my fave person in the whole world my elantes as my only romance partners my real twin flames  lol they are extentions of rihanna's selves when in true form lol so yeah
i am mainly addicted to only rihanna and skisst the most though for now i go slow lol
it cheers me up the most in the day when i can sense them in different ways :)
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ok so i made a task board for keeping a schedule to do lists every day , i keep a calendar for things like appointments, i keep keep notes for notes like shopping lists and things like what to remember to ask  the dr lol  but also budgetting, and keeping track of cigs i smoke a day there too cause im too lazy to pre roll them out and i wanna keep track to make sure i budget right and not smoke too much i wanna keep it under 13 for sure each day for now but yeah lol i think i can do it cause theres some creepy bugs out there lol and i wanna be more productive here anyways lol been callin insurance etc updating addresses and number  settin up rides etc lol
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riri song references funny ^ hints <3 im getting a short hair cut monday i want all the dyed parts gone lol i cant tell where that mark is but i'll ask lol but i want it very short anyways though lol i cant donate it cause it was dyed lol oh well its very healthy and thick now and the pony tail is around a ruler size and barely breaks when i brush it and no knots lol but i hate long hair care etc for me its too much of a hassle i love short 'boy' hair and not brushing it cause its short anyways lol and no heavy ass pony tail bs i dont like it in my face either lol etc  since a kid so yeah
heard this one for the first time age 28 lol:
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oh btw that song taught me how to spell tear right i thought tare was the shredding definition and tear = cry ohhhhhh lol tearing = ripping etc i thought tearing = crying only lol lmfao its cause my tara dream in the dream im like how do you spell it teara? she said tara so it took me till later to add teara as an aka cause she cries alot like me especially of being in love in focus so sweet felt etc yeah it hits me so great at times mmmm especially here lol i think i cried 3 different days here already of how much love i have for elantes but if i focus on them alot id do that all the time i can feel them enough for sure im already getting wet eyed and smiley again mmmmm lol they know me too good lmfao
i think halsey is a skisst :)
omg i just looked up her tattoos right after: (the arrow of the two mouths kissing exactly what kwins fb banner was back when she met me first but her banner was a photo of 2 lesbians one lip biting saying "i wanna do bad stuff with you" lol i tried to google that pic before i  cant find it lol )
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which is basically what halseys other tattoo means lol:
halsey's tattoos:
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mmmmhmmm thats her all right
oh a white butterfly fly on me today lol
and today i saw two spiders two different times in this day but i was saved by denise then joe lmfao denise killed one for me it was kinda next to me some  then the other one was on the arm of my chair later and   i got up so fast i dropped my phone lmfao good thing obama phones can get dropped alot lol and not break at all but yeah lol then i told joe later i cant sit in my chair and why so he inspected it all in front of me now i can sit there yay im spoiled
i took a nap just woke up at 6:47 pm man elantes are so hot lol i love when they soul sex = certain kind of love buzzes from gods to wake me up lol and then the tv said "when i woke up i saw the sun" that one song lol
oh oh it was this part my bad lol lol: "I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign" when i was little i always thought sign sad sun instead lmfao mmmmm Ace of Base - The Sign (Official Music Video)
i admit donte 'sleeps' a ton still but they woke me up right before my body took a nap they word stuff alot for me but know exactly how i am im a nicest sweetest innocent baby cliche  only lol yes when they told me what happened before my nap i had to be emotional and roah had to take over then i slept lol
they mentioned this song to me: the "i dont even know how to hold it" - Atmosphere - Always Coming Back Home To You, to relate to that this morning dream with nikko:
Atmosphere - Always Coming Back Home to You https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WBee_bmGu4
in that dream like he had a machine gun and right when he was about to shoot me my darn phone wasnt working  i was saved by raphael and roger   lol (that dream morphed some of my life together when i was being chased by nikko when he was just gonna punch me at first i thought (i always was pretty generous with my cigs at times)  it reminded me of being that young age of when i had that room it was that wildomar mobile home house i grew up in age 5  till age 16 or 17 we moved but my dad used to scare me alot just for his fun and chase me i hated that shit i would cry and scream and when nikko pukes he sounds exactly like my dad when he pukes every time
Atmosphere - The Woman With The Tattooed Hands https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-9nbwHQPKA
i had morning sickness only today again i ate breakfast and lunch a bit late to make sure my stomach was ready i do that in the mornings sometimes lol i got with feeling but i had a busy day with making sure my todo list was all checked off and so ima make sure i eat dinner cause im getting hungry again but a hole isnt 'puckered' anymore its able to open on its own now i noticed but still needed some help so i opened another laxitive package lol thats number 5 i wanted a break on the weekend from using them for different reasons till today but im sure ill be able to go easier probably tonight lol its still hard in there it was stuck lol so i thought one more is necessary so yeah
9:18 pm man wtf  the butthole got swollen shut again i was so close it was normal then wtf happened man idk atleast i have a primary dr visit soon i googled if its a side effect of peg3350 laxitive i cant find anything so weird man
i didnt notice it was like 'glued' shut i used to call it till the end of being at christas house but i dont check it all the time so i just noticed the swollen non flat effect here
i know sometimes christa had chicken thawing out 4 days straight sometimes when mark wanted fast food in a row suprising her she never put it back in the freezer and sometimes it stank but she just said all she has to do is wash it in the sink and the heat when cooking kills the bacteria even though when she had the bag of raw chicken in the sink that whole time closed yeah but it still stank alot so she said she knew what she was doing so i trusted her but i dont wanna think about what ifs but i hope im ok
the poop is finally soft i had to manually take it out again yes washed hands and antibacterial hand sanitizer
but other than that its like still only a tiny bit in there  im just gonna wait to try to go again till after i see the dr lol
when i got the endoscopy at first christa said i dont have to go if i dont want to but on the day of my appointment she told me i am going and she made us all breakfast though (she rarely makes breakfast or lunch we usually have to make those 2 meals ourselves)
im like wait after i ate just a piece of toast and she made me coffee im like im supposed to fast
and she still took me to go
she was honest with them that i ate that morning and so was i
they said ok we'll try to attempt it
but the anethesia usually doesnt hurt me but that one did really bad
but it knocked me out fast at least
after i got my diagnosis slow digestion the nurse said my digestion was probably marked slow because i ate a bit in the morning but
it seems hella slow though still
she said she got endoscopy before i mean come on
that stomach dr place was GI-Excellence in hemet
i dont think its utis i think it might be stomach infections then
cause on fb one of my last posts talked about a new wiping a certain way before   peeing in cup technique not let it drip down the butt hole technique is barely any white blood cells so she said maybe infection maybe not
i think its stomach bacteria that was triggering the false utis most of the time
but its like why am i antibiotic resistant to alot that easily before cause she
possibly gave me fake antibiotics in my bottle
idk how many times per different type but
i know that cipro wasnt the right one based on the net
chicken was my least fave meal at that house but sometimes she made me eat it  
even though nikko would never cook the fried chicken right always bloody he said he didnt know how to read their temp thing when it says chicken not a temp lol and most of the time she made nikko make the chicken dinners anyways but one time when it stank she had me help her cut the bones like snap it etc but i never knew how before but ew
they used a square cooker for chicken that wasnt fried and that one was never bloody chicken but um
christa told me drs call you if results are serious
my old phone would mark even when off who called
this new one dont but i set up my voice mail just in case
the endoscopy took a biopsy for suspected possible h. pylori but never called me so i wasnt concerned
and so i  never went to the follow up visit
it says salmonella causes diareah so it would explain maybe possibly putting that in my food (her imodium)
cause im incotinent especially with diareah and pee . not really solid poop
the anti diareah pills she gave me her own prescription bottle of imodium but it doesnt match online pill descriptions but she was right 300 was the quantity on the lable she says she gets those all the time she had extra bottles in her room i only had diareah there 5 different times
most was when i first got to her house
the last 2 times was when i had sepsis those two times
since ive been incotinent it was hard so many times to pee in the cup  i couldnt find the stream most of the time
but heavenly mother possessed me last time i went to urgent care showed me how to wipe and stand a bit lean forward and pee she was like "i'll show you how" alot of times the nurses dont remember to give me the wipe too so i know to ask every time now
i mean christa had an iphone and her screen used to be cracked but not no more cause those 3 times she told me to google how she can get rid of stuck painful gas her net on her phone wasnt working and i didnt feel like standing long anyways so i was like good i dont have to that was after i posted about my constipated contractions i called it cause it hurt so bad twice shes usually always watching videos on her phone she says she pays for data on her phone and at the time the wifi was working for those 3 times she asked me to do that
atleast i feel way better than being at her house though cause no nausea for whole days mainly only in the mornings thats it i had like only 4 days here of sick the first day, the second day i think, and those two times i slept most of the day all the other days morning sickness only but had one day off i think free from nausea i think that was day 3 possibly
i mean she told me in the beggining her friend used to work at kfc and they fed people green chicken they kept in barrels and used to cook the bacteria off and the green color out  but she said thats why she dont like kfc but later she still bought us kfc when mark paid for it
i never liked the chicken in the square thing when nikko cooked it cause the skin felt too weird like raw like or chewy idk how to explain it but the inside was cooked but never seasoned right i need sauce for that shit to down it but often i just gave mine to someone else cause i dont crave chicken as a main dinner most of the time and it was im more of a red meat fan the most or good sea food like crab or shrimp or clam chowder or certain kind of oysters lol or bbq pork lol or good ham i told her i dont really like chicken that much since i was a kid but yeah lol i only like chicken with sauce or friend crunchy lol
they tried to feed blu their dog raw chicken at times but he never ate it till they cooked it they said
ugh i dont wanna think about that place right now bye
midnight: i tried going to sleep but
Rihanna - Stay ft. Mikky Ekko https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF8BRvqGCNs
i think i gotta shave my whole head lol i bought new soap and a new brush but my hair tie isnt washed but i hate long hair ugh some reason its still itchy usually not this much at this house still isnt as bad as the last house but ima throw away my old soaps and old brush oooo heavenly mother is putting god medicine on it lol cool it has a sudden anti itch cool refreshing effect soothing lol she told me i dont wanna know what made my scalp basically bleed the red hair dye and make my hair fall for that whole month out till i switched not using christas she gave me but like 2 boxes of different brands of hair dye etc doesnt sound like pro hair cutter she said she went to hair and make up  school
lol one time there was a homeless man and a random lady look through our trash seperatley seperate days  christa told me
so yeah fbi been on them
cause one time the dog control inspector guy in uniform came over to investigate if our dogs are housed good or not based on a complaint from someone anonymous but christa blamed it on her only neighboor marry cause she hates dogs barks sounds so much christa said she payed to have her dogs voice box removed but mary yelled towards the end when i was in the smoke room cause thats close to marys back yard she yelled "karen you are not harry potter" but its the same angry tone of voice she yells at her grandkids christa said those kids are in her back yard at sometimes i saw them jump on a trampoline too from the sun room before and heard them at times before from there but christa said she wanted to get back at mary by calling cps on her to get her gran kids taken away to get back at her
if mary is in on what christa was doing to me basically then she didnt call those dog inspectors lol they mustve been so paranoid in that case  
one time christa said she took a key to a strangers car in front of us when he wasnt around cause that car was too slow im like oh....it was at ricks store with the milk sign on the front where she buys her mangoritas every day the parkinglot
then towards the end christa told me she wanted to get back at her surgeon by me giving her bed bugs i capture for her to realease them in i thought she was gonna say her surgeons office name but  she said dr balu's office surprisingly im like uhm i have been putting them in a hand sanitizer bottle theyve been in liquid lol theyre dead lol it was true but im like i dont do shady evil shit you know
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thestuckylibrary · 7 years ago
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Mod’s Reads: February 2018
Here’s the list of everything the Mods have read this past month!
Mod Iamnmbr3
The Wedding of Bucky Barnes by stephrc79 (complete | 67,805 | T )
This is the story of how an instagramming, trolling, pain in the ass got married to an equally annoying, artistic, bossy, stubborn blond oaf.
Or, you know, how one James Buchanan Barnes, Instagram Extraordinaire, married Captain America himself, one Steven Grant Rogers.
between everything, yourself, and home by napricot (complete | 24,396 | E )
This is your home?” asks Bucky at one point. “It’s where I’m living now, yeah.” Bucky comes home. Steve's a little slower on the uptake.
despite the threatening sky and shuddering earth (they remained) by praximeter (Zimario) (WIP | 53,118 | M )
“They really didn’t want the mask to come off.” Hill thumbed through the scans, and pulled out a film that she then handed over to Sam, face mostly expressionless but for the flat line of her pursed lips.
Sam accepted the film and held it up to the light, angling so both he and Steve could see it, squinting at the outline of the Winter Soldier’s skull, and the blips of unnatural white that showed up, God, in his brain, not to mention about half his teeth, plus the mask, with its thin protrusions—
“Those are pins,” Steve realized. He looked over at Hill. “The mask—it’s nailed to his face.”
Hill’s face was as unmoved as ever. “Like I said. They really didn’t want it coming off.”
Broken White Boy by herecomesbucktofuckshitup (complete | 2,405 | T )
Shuri fixes Bucky Barnes.
ROGERS: An American Musical by HopeNight (complete | 11,317 | T )
In the MCU, instead of picking up a biography of Alexander Hamilton, Lin-Manuel Miranda picks up a biography of Steve Rogers. This changes things. While the world goes insane for the musical, Steve and the man who believes himself to be Bucky Barnes find their own ways to take control of their narratives.
So here's the real question: How does a half-dead orphan born in the middle of a forgotten spot in the tenements of New York without a father and raised by a single mother grow up to be the first and only super soldier?
Tender, Like a Bruise by Bohemienne (complete | 1,932 | T )
Bucky is awake and healed, but Steve’s afraid of what it will mean.
There Is No Shortage of Blood* by alby_mangroves, Dira Sudis (dsudis) (WIP | 109,855 | E ) *past noncon 
The long slow recovery of Bucky Barnes after his escape from HYDRA.
(And the longer, slower recovery of his sex life.)
just goddamn marry me already, for fuck’s sake by newsbypostcard (complete | 6,376 | E )
“Do you,” Steve says, fingers newly tugging Bucky’s underwear until it starts to slide off his hips, “want to marry me, or not?”
Bucky sighs. “You know, in some circles people would consider this interrogation under duress.”
Mod Blue
In honor of v-day from spitandvinegar
For @silentwalrus1 , ANG Steve and Bucky sexting, incorporating a couple of very sensual lines from @pornhubcommentsonvalentines . I regret nothing.
The Job Between Here and There by Pohadka (complete | 40,336 | M)
He might be free from HYDRA’s command and making his own life now, but James Buchanan Barnes is far more lost than he’d ever been before. Nothing matches the vague memories he’s recovered so far, and the world has progressed far beyond needing soldiers. To find out what he wants, and how to get it, he just needs a little… Leverage.
Part 1 of The Job Between Here and There
It's Just Temporary by perfect_plan (complete | 52,615 | M)
Bucky Barnes has no idea what he wants to do with his life and is stumbling from one temp job to the next. Hopefully he can keep his new job at Stark Industries for longer than a week...
the cold never bothered me anyway by icoulddothisallday (complete | 75,562 | E)
Bucky Barnes has spent his whole life in a state of mild hypothermia. Steve Rogers has spent the last 70 years in the ice. The two things aren’t related until, suddenly, they are. Shrunkyclunks soulmate AU (AKA the awkward bb au).
The Wishing Stone by greenbergsays (onehot | 2,850 | E)
“Rogers,” Natasha said as she pushed her way into Steve’s bedroom. “We have a situation. Have you seen -- oh.”
She stopped short.
Behind her, she knew, was the sleek, expansive space of Steve’s apartment in Stark Tower; filled to the brim with the latest gadgets and sturdiest furniture Stark could find for his favorite super soldier.
The door to Steve’s bedroom, however, was a gateway to a completely different time and place.
How To Woo A Winter Demon by cleo4u2, xantissa (oneshot | 6,938 | T)
Steve slept in the ice for a long, long time. Longer than anyone thought possible. For over two thousand years before S.H.I.E.L.D. found and unfroze him. Yeah, the world was different and so were his team members. Team-creatures? Steve’s not sure what the politically-correct term is. There’s a lot of things he doesn’t know. What he does is that the demon living on the seventh sub-level is hot.
The Art Of Cooking For Two by littleblackfox (complete | 92,761 | M) (reread)
“Any questions?” “Uh. What the fuck am I doing here?” Bucky offers.
Writing His Own Happy Ending by LightningStriking (complete | 25,022 | E)
Bucky Barnes is a writer. A gay erotic fiction writer to be precise. With a successful career, a questionably functioning computer, and an addiction to watching cat videos while eating Chinese food. Steve Rogers is an editor. Of many things, not least of all, Bucky Barnes gay erotic fiction. A working relationship that was working just fine for both parties. Until, after years of communicating purely via e-mail, the two men meet in person. And Bucky quickly realizes that Steve not only has a fantastic eye for detail, he's got a smile that could melt any heart, and a body any one of Bucky's fictional heroes would die to touch. A sentiment Bucky shares. So how does Bucky begin his immediate campaign to win his way into Steve's bed, and his heart? By playing to his strengths. In other words, by writing a new series of sex filled stories staring a muscle bound blond and a seductively enticing brunet. Any resemblance to actual persons purely intentional. If editing Bucky's steamy stories hadn't given Steve all sorts of inappropriate fantasies before, it certainly does now...
seapup by wearing_tearing (oneshot | 1,765 | M)
There are a lot of monsters down in the deep dark sea, Steve included. But he is not prey and he is not about to let himself be eaten.
Into That Good Night by Nonymos (complete | 73,540 | E)
Steve Rogers has lived for entirely too long—long enough to see the world's end. The heroes are gone, and the Earth is pushing what's left of mankind towards the exit.
But when a makeshift team rises from the ashes, when a mysterious presence all but drags Steve there, he begins to think there may be hope yet. As they shoot for the stars one last time, Steve will get proof yet again that the future is nothing if not an echo of the past.
Other than that, this month Mod Blue fell into an Altered Carbon shaped hole. Please send help and/or Stucky Altered Carbon AUs with happy endings.
Mod Julia
Not the Jealous Type by justanothersong (oneshot | 3,377 | G)
“Oh, I get it,” Tony said, smug little grin playing across his features. “You’re all angsty because your partner took time off to hang out with his war buddy, and you’re cooped up here doing paperwork. Is that it?”
“Did I not just say to leave it alone?” Sam huffed in response.
Places left behind by Claudia_flies (oneshot | 7,175 | E)
As Steve approaches the door of the walk-in closet, there’s a sudden growl. It’s low and defensive, and Steve freezes. He’s only wearing a towel, he suddenly realizes stupidly.
“Jarvis?” he calls out.
“Yes, sir?” comes the clipped voice of the A.I over the comms system.
“Is there someone in the closet?”
a desert in my heart and nowhere to hide by endofadream (oneshot | 3,720 | E)
Steve struggles to push himself upright, already muttering, “Sorry, sorry, sorry,” and stops when Bucky’s metal hand clamps down onto the back of his neck. It’s hardly more than its usual gentle hold, but immediately Steve melts, tension leeching from his body even as his heart pounds in his chest.
Bucky draws in a ragged breath behind him. “Is that what you want?” he asks after a pause.
tutorial by belovedmuerto (oneshot | 2,362 | T)
“I’m pretty sure I’m a terrible kisser,” Steve mutters, mostly to his pencil and paper.
Still Learning Every Day by Nejinee (oneshot | 5,024 | M)
“Oh, don’t tell me you fell in love with a stripper. Come on, Steve. I’m too tired to go into Manhattan and fight some asshat for your virtue. Or would I have to dance for it?”
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Steve loves Bucky, always has. He just never figured any other men would turn his head until he goes to a strip club and learns that it's not just women who can be strippers these days.
The Necrofloranomicon by leveragehunters (Monkeygreen) (complete | 47,569 | T)
Bucky didn't want much. Just to keep his head down, to sell his flowers in peace, and to stay off Shield's radar. His life would have been a lot easier if his flowers weren't dead and if being a necromancer wasn't illegal, but easy or not, he was getting by. Steve didn't want much, either. He was happy working for Shield, he had good friends, and overall his life was going just about the way he wanted it. Problem was, being happy with your life was generally an invitation for fate to throw a spanner in the works—and in Steve's specific case, it was going to be a spanner named Bucky.
Fuck Valentine's Day by jinlinli (oneshot | 4,218 | T)
Steve and Bucky's friends finally get sick and tired of their obliviousness, so they set them up on a blind date on Valentine's Day. But of course, they think it's just a prank because they're idiots.
Ex Libris by CloudAtlas (oneshot | 8,066 | T)
When the last customer has been dealt with, Steve turns to his new companion with, “Hi. I’m Steve, I’m new,” and finds a guy about his own height, with a kind smile and his long hair in a messy bun.
“Hi,” the guy says. “I’m James and I’m old.”
Stupid Cupid (you're a real mean guy) by chicklette (oneshot | 6,846 | E)
It's February and the weather in Brooklyn in shitty. So when his best friend Bucky offers Steve a week-long, all expenses paid trip to Mexico, he figures, what could go wrong? So what if it's a couples-only resort. Over Valentine's Day.
The Roommate by layersofsilence, Niitza (complete | 28,632 | T)
In which Steven G. Rogers, a.k.a. Captain America, gets a roommate. Who rapidly turns into his "roommate"—in the euphemistic sense of the word.
It takes SHIELD and the rest of the Avengers an absurd amount of time to notice.
No Faraway Shore by eyres (complete | 56,906 | T)
President James Barnes has spent his career saying that the defining moment of his life was when he discovered that Steve Rogers had sacrificed himself while Bucky had lain in a New York hospital bed with only one arm.
Now, Bucky would say it was when SHIELD told him Steve was alive.
The one where Bucky is President, Steve makes friends and enemies in the future, and a wedding in the Rose Garden has to wait until Hydra is defeated again.
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ATM with Bryan | 23
We’re finally doing this thing… again. Welcome to ‘how to be bryan.’– the reflections and musings of a young professional on a pursuit to educate and live purposefully. What about that intro, though? Haha! Just trying to open this entry in a different manner this time. It has been 3 weeks since I last wrote and published an entry here, and I took some time off from updating the blog to *sort of* absorb the fact that the new year has come. Well, the year started just fine, but there hasn’t been any obvious change if we were to compare it to the previous one.
To those of you who have been reading the blog for years now (and have been here before my hiatus), you may have stumbled upon this ‘ATM with Bryan’ series where I talk about my currentlys. The last time I have written a volume under this series was in 2018, after the 1st semester of my last year in college. Now, I have been off of school for a year and a half now, and a couple of years older. Isn’t that insane? Time flies so fast, indeed. But we’re not here for that, so I’m giving you a list of my ‘at the moments.’
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C U R R E N T L Y
Reading
Worlds of You by Beau Taplin. This is Taplin’s second collection of poetry, first published in 2017. (I know) I am years late, and only learned about this during the ECQ after I asked my IG friends to suggest poetry books for me to read. On another matter, it’s also one of my goals this year to read more (poetry) books because I don’t think my schedule can cater novels. *bleeds in metaphor and imagery*
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Writing
the 23rd volume of ATM with Bryan, alongside some songs and poems. Just like what I mentioned in my past entries, I’m ~trying~ to go back to my roots. I’m looking forward to rolling out content for the Valentine’s Day which includes *insert a list of planned online gimmicks* and then some. I just feel like now is the perfect time for us to spread love and actually do so.
Listening
to Spotify’s Hallyu Boy Bands playlist. Isn’t it surprising? Well, the old Bryan that you know is gone. *face palm* To my defense (in case you’re confused AF), I’ve always had a diverse taste in music and it just happened that a few weeks ago, I was listening to a random K-Pop playlist when I heard TXT’s CROWN and the chorus just stuck in my head. I knew I had to give in and listen so yeah. #justified lol
Thinking
about how to handle my finances better during this time of the year. This is one of the constant conversation pieces now that I’m a young adult. I started 2020 on a bad note financially by splurging on unnecessary stuff and not realizing that a ~no work, no pay policy~ pretty much exists. I don’t want to make the same mistakes again, but the thing is, I don’t even have money to spend in the first place. So why bother? *insert GCash number*
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Smelling
the alcohol scent from my hands. Here’s a reminder for you all to STILL sanitize and follow the minimum health standards. *winks*
Wishing
for motivation to finish all my assigned tasks and activities this week. I’ve always been an intrinsically motivated person as I do things out of love and passion, but the old Bryan is gone. Haha! Not that I don’t love what I do now, I need extrinsic motivation now more than ever, and I think I’d appreciate it in material manifestations. Long story short, hindi talaga sapat ang love lang! *sighs*
Hoping
to be more organized and to have more storage space in my room. I’ve been watching a lot of lifestyle vlogs recently and I’ve seen some creative ways on how to maximize your space. I also hope to declutter my stuff and get rid of the ones that no longer serve my goals and interests for the New Year. The bad thing about it is that I’m sooo sentimental. I don’t just throw my stuff away– not even coffee receipts and movie tickets from years back.
Wearing
a red pambahay shirt and a pair of swimming shorts.
Loving
my new set of fave Starbucks drinks! Oh God, I can’t stress enough about how addicted I’ve been to some SB drinks these past few weeks. My top three drinks (on the menu) at the moment were Iced Caramel Macchiato, Iced Chai Tea Latte, and Iced Hibiscus Tea with Pomegranate Pearls, and off the menu, I love the Barista Drink, Pink Drink, and Tiktok Drink. I can def write a whole entry about this but yeah. #coffee_forever_and_ever
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Wanting
to meet up with my friends who I haven’t seen in a while. I just thought of this now, and while I have internet friends who I can converse with to vent out and rant, I’d also love to catch up with my friends. Zoom meetings are not enough! Good conversations would be better over good food, so to my friends out there, baka naman. I would need money first, though!
Needing
a new phone or tablet. I was supposed to gift myself a new phone last year but due to money matters and delays, I did not meet my expected budget. Quite frankly, this isn’t an immediate concern as my current phone is still very functional, but for me to fully multi-task and maximize productivity, I need a separate phone for gaming, video editing, and file management.
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Feeling
bombarded and mentally overwhelmed. I’m grateful for the work and endeavor that I have right now, but now is also the time when I want to pursue artistic and creative pursuits– just like this blog. I want to work on my passion projects, but the guilt eats me up when I try to set my professional tasks aside. I’ve felt so overwhelmed at times that I end up not doing anything. #jokesonme
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Clicking
through some podcasts episodes. I think I’ll write an entry about this soon, so watch out for that. I’ve been consuming a lot of audio content in the form of podcasts, for I have grown tired of the current YouTuber culture of pranks, click bait, and nonsense content. Praise the heavens for podcasts! I have discovered a lot of local podcasters and met people through the podcast community– like the AWJP x SOS Fam.
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This is where the entry ends for today.
Please check out the other entries on the blog and if you have any requests or any topics you want me to write about, feel free to send me a message.
Till the next entry!
Bry. x 012320
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borntoslay · 8 years ago
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some Johannesburg thots
DIAMOND HEART
I was surprisingly oblivious to the fucking fact that
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TBH ...
like T B H... i was so annoyed when she got engaged LMFAO like literally she was like He Gave Me His Heart On Valentines Day<33 and i LITERALLY was like
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But once it was pointed out to me the whole song made sense Lol it chronologizes her life in a similar way to BJ † AF, with the first verse covering her go-go dancing days with her newly revealed (post-Till It Happens To You) trauma, (“some asshole broke me in, wrecked all my innocence”), with the second verse “a cruel king made me tough” being about Lüc Carl (”I’m just a holy fool, oh baby, he’s so cruel”)... which could place the trauma sometime either RIGHT before she made it big (~2008), or during The Fame (2008-2009), because she dated Lüc again during TFM/BTW... but with the bridge (“better get a good look baby, ‘cause soon I’m breaking out of here...”), we can place the entire song as pre-The Fame (2008)!
So the song is saying that she’s had bad ...romances in the past, but she managed to find “the one,” (”I might not be flawless, but you know I got a diamond heart”)
The only thing I’m confused about is whether she wrote this song pre- or post-breakup with Taylor... it seems like everything from LG5′s first attempt (the one that RedOne produced 8 tracks for, with a single to be debuted at the 2016 Grammys) got scrapped when Mark Ronson was brought in to produce (~January/February 2016), and Gaga was notably distant from Taylor throughout early-mid 2016 before announcing they broke it off...
Hmm
A-YO
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JOANNE
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So obviously I know this post is mostly just a joke but... what if it’s not?
Honestly, I know where you’re going And baby, you’re just moving on And I still love you even if I can’t see you anymore Can’t wait to see you soar
“So just so you know, someday you'll be up here instead of me, and I'll be sitting in the back cheering all you guys on.” (~2010–2011 at The Monster Ball)
“I hope that you always remember this time in our lives together, when we painted each other’s faces and called each other “Monsters”. Talked about love and art, all night long. Every year when I travel around the world, I always wonder if things will be different. Maybe one year you won’t come to the show, or you’ll be less festive, or not dressed up. What I realized during ARTPOP is that we belong together and sometimes some stories have no end. I will follow you around the world as long as you’ll have me because I love making music, I love making art and I love, love meeting all of you beautiful and creative people. When this song is over, the clock will start ticking until the next time. I appreciate you so much, thank you for believing in me always. I’ll always believe in you. When I die, they’ll say, “Lady Gaga was special, but her fans, her Monsters, they were really something.” (2014 at the final ArtRave)
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JOHN WAYNE
All songs with male names as the title are metaphors for her male partners; all songs with female names as the title are metaphors for herself!
Alejandro, Judas, John Wayne
Bloody Mary, The Queen, Venus, Donatella, Mary Jane Holland, Gypsy (with the exception of Joanne... except technically Joanne could be literally named after herself S0)
Hmm... John Wayne is lyrically about going for joyrides and both John Wayne and Judas had motorcycles in their videos so I was thinking maybe there was something more to it... like maybe all of the songs about male partners have this in common... except Alejandro doesn’t have anything to do with cars...
but then I remembered the existence of Summerboy, which technically could count as a male name... “hey there Summerboy, let’s go for a drive...” and THEN i remembered that there’s this:
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which was pointed out as eerie foreshadow 1.5 years ahead of this:
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which is might’ve lead to “bust the rearview and fire up the jets ‘cause it’s you and me, baby, for life” in Gypsy... not to mention we also just got this for John Wayne
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So she’s told this same story... on every single album.......¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿ and it still slays us every single tiMe¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿???//¿¿
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DANCIN’ IN CIRCLES
This song is about masturbation, and some fans noticed it’s also an acronym for DIC...
Glitter and Grease is also a song about masturbation, and also an acronym for GAGA (Glitter And Grease Around)...
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PERFECT ILLUSION
EXPECTATION: COULD THE METALLICA / GAGA COLLAB AT THE GRAMMYS FINALLY BE THE DEBUT AMERICAN TELEVISION PERFORMANCE OF PERFECT ILLUSION?? 
Reality:
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Anyways, as with all her lead singles that I initially hated, I have really grown to adore Perfect Illusion. I hope it gets a true epic moment that it deserves... sigh
MILLION RAISINS
If you think about it, every single song performed at the Superbowl was laced with a double entendre, whether it was already written into the song, or it was freshly baked in due to current events.
Obviously her God Bless America / This Land Is Your Land medley has been deciphered as the latter was written as a protest song, tapped off with her excerpt of the Pledge of Allegiance, “ONE nation, under god, INDIVISIBLE, with liberty, and justice for ALL”...
Dance in the Dark, a song about finding a way to be happy when you’re living in fear and insecurity; “Tell ‘em how you feel, girls”
LoveGame, a song essentially about embracing your sexuality
Paparazzi, “We are the crowd” / “Don’t stop for anyone”
The Edge of Glory, a song about the passing of her Italian-immigrant grandfather who she saw as a champion of life in his dying moments
Poker Face, a song about bisexuality!
BORN THIS WAY IM FUCKING CRYING
Telephone/Just Dance, following her mission with this performance of wanting to make everyone feel good + forget about their fears, “I don’t wanna think anymore, I left my head and my heart on the dance floor” / “Just dance, gonna be OK”
Million Reasons has a new meaning for everyone feeling scared, feeling unsafe, wanting to abandon the country altogether, maybe even wanting to give up on life altogether; “I’ve got a hundred million reasons to walk away... but baby I just need one good one to stay”—she starts off the whole song with “America... world... how you doin’...”, ever-so-subtly changes just ONE lyric, and saying it while looking and even pointing to camera TWICE, “I bow down to pray, I try to make the worst seem better. Lord, show me the way, to cut through all his worn-out leather...” and it’s immediately a different song from the one she wrote and released pre-Trump presidency.
Bad Romance, with the country of course!
SINNER’S PRAYER
When The Fame first came out, there were reviews for it citing Brown Eyes as the worst tracks because they come off inauthentic and I was like
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But now we enter the Joanne era where she’s a country/folk singer seemingly out of nowhere, and although this is a perfectly good song, this one stands out the most, to me, as inauthentic. A-YO, John Wayne, and Dancin’ in Circles manage to take influences from the genre and turn them into pop songs, Joanne manages to still sound like a traditional Gaga ballad (Princess Die, Living on the Radio, I Wanna Be With You, etc)... but Sinner’s Prayer just... doesn’t.
I was thinking maybe it’s the instrument choice (guitar instead of piano)... but Joanne is basically done entirely with a guitar and there was no problem on that one... IDK
COME TO MAMA
“So why do we gotta put each other down when there’s more than enough love to Gaga-go around?”
God imagine if this was a Born This Way bonus track would we all have even made it all the way to 2017? Holy fucking shit. This song feels like every single good time I’ve ever had with the friends I’ve made through Lady Gaga, and, to that extent, this song sounds like every single time I was happy since 2009. I love this song so MUCH
The double-entendre here is that I can almost guarantee that this song was written with the intent for it to have become Hillary Clinton’s theme song, so it touches a lot upon the current state of our country... AS WELL AS, of course, the current state of her fans as she, “Mama” Monster is seeing that we all seemed to have forgotten all the love and acceptance we practiced during the Born This Way era.
Man, it wasn’t that long ago we were all living in the jungle...
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Who are you gonna follow? There’s gonna be no future if we don’t figure this out...
Speaking, of course, about Hillary’s candidacy in regards to the country’s problems, as well as about needing to resolve her fans’ sudden indifference following ARTPOP and C2C if she’s to maintain her career!
Dude in a lab coat and a man of God Fought over prisms and a forty-day flood Well, I say rainbows did more than they've ever done So why do we gotta fight over ideas? We're talkin' the same old shit after all of these years
This is a beautifully written second verse talking about the age-old battle of religion vs science...
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As well as the age-old battle of Monsters VS people who like this person; “rainbows” is Born This Way, as she suggests, being more successful and impactful than both... BUT dismissing stan wars altogether “so why do we gotta fight over ideas? We’re talking the same old shit after all of these years; Come to Mama”
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HEY GIRL
This, to me, is the most important and necessary track to ever come out of 2016 and literally if you even slightly disagree, fucking block me please
ANGEL DOWN
When this song title and the concept was announced, I was so sure (and uncomfortable at the idea that) she was going to use it as a double-entendre for herself and her hits and misses post-2011, especially with this
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But it would seem that she really did dedicate this solely to Trayvon Martin and the Black Lives Matter movement, and that’s exactly how it should be.
I also have a theory about alternate universe timelines and how this song would’ve gone into play if democracy actually existed and Hillary had won the election, but I’ll save that for another one of these days
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Ok we are in for a treat, because although I preordered the physical release of the deluxe edition of Joanne, I was so busy through the end of last year that I was never able to import the CD into my library, so I just had the downloaded standard edition leak and have just been listening to that since then...
I heard (a live version? of) Grigio Girls, surprisingly never heard or saw proof of the existence of Just Another Day (which makes me sad that it might not be very good Lol) but I just sat my ass down and imported the remainder of the deluxe edition... so In The Words Of Mother Monster, Hear We Go...
GRIGIO GIRLS
Ok the production on this is just right, it would’ve served as a bridge between Diamond Heart’s genre crossover and Sinner’s Prayer’s flat out genre jump.
I... think,, this might be the weakest song on the album LOL AND I ONLY SAY THAT BECAUSE, objectively, it is. However, I do recognize how important it is to them and their friendship and if I was in that circle of friends, this song might be my absolute favorite song she’s ever WRITTEN! However I’m not, and I can step outside of that bias and see that this song isn’t nearly as strong as the rest.
It’s kind of like that “Monster For Life” song Gaga wrote for SPW and Lady Starlight + performed a capella at the 2014 SXSW set. It’s very sentimental for them and their circle of friends, but the melody is all over the place, the lyrics are pretty half-assed, so maybe it would’ve been better if these just stayed personal songs
I have a rule for songs (which I’ve started using with ARTPOP), and that is, “IF the song I dislike were a bonus track, would I like it more?” When Applause first came out I HATED it, but used this rule and TBH if it were a bonus track, it would’ve SLAYED MY WHOLE LIFE! (For the record, I ended up loving it all on its own just a couple of months later so don’t come for me) I also used this rule on Donatella, Dope, Fashion! and even Swine and Gypsy... and magically they’re all perfectly ok songs... but this rule doesn’t seem to be working on actual bonus track, Grigio Girls!
AGAIN, don’t come for me, I understand its importance and how personal it is
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JUST ANOTHER DAY
OH MY GOD. WHAT THE FUCK THIS SONG IS SO GOOD... I THINK PROBABLY TOP 5 OR EVEN TOP 3 FAVORITE FROM THIS ALBUM??? HOW THE FUCK YALL PAID IT DUST IT IS SO SWEET AND PERFECT OMFG IT KINda sounds like Oh Well and Blueberry Kisses¿ especially with the horns and the way her voice sort of marches across the melody
Honestly this was literally me listening to it just now oMFg
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but anyways omg i LOVE IT WHAT THE FUCk wow ok here’s my final rating I THINK
Come to Mama / Hey Girl
Just Another Day
A-YO
Dancin’ in Circles
Million Reasons / Angel Down / Perfect Illusion / John Wayne
Sinner’s Prayer
Joanne
Diamond Heart (sorry)
Grigio Girls (SORRY)
AnYwAyS thats all! I love this album : ‘ ) I think aside from Grigio Girls (SORRY!!!) even the songs that I don’t really like are still really good
And I still stand by the idea that she should re-release Joanne like she did with The Fame/The Fame Monster and call it Stefani Joanne
Ok thats all
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STORM THORGERSON
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Album Covers
10cc:
Sheet Music (1974)
The Original Soundtrack (1975)
How Dare You! (1976)
Deceptive Bends (1977)
Bloody Tourists (1978)
Greatest Hits 1972–1978 (1979)
Look Hear? (1980)
Mirror Mirror (1994)
AC/DC
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (1976) (international edition)
Alan Parsons:
Try Anything Once (1993)
On Air (1996)
The Time Machine (1999)
A Valid Path (2004)
The Alan Parsons Project
Tales of Mystery and Imagination (1976)
I Robot (1977)
Pyramid (1978)
Eve (1979)
Eye in the Sky (1982)
Ammonia Avenue (1984)
Al Stewart
Past, Present and Future (1973)
Modern Times (1975)
Year of the Cat (1976)
The Early Years (1977)
Time Passages (1978)
The Answer
New Horizon (2013)
Anthrax
Stomp 442 (1995)
Argent
Ring of Hands (1971)
In Deep (1973)
Ashra
Correlations (1979)
Audience
The House on the Hill (1971)
Lunch (1972)
You Can’t Beat ’em (1973)
Audioslave
Audioslave (2002)
Bad Company
Bad Company (1974)
Straight Shooter (1975)
Burnin’ Sky (1977)
Desolation Angels (1979)
Rough Diamonds (1982)
Be-Bop Deluxe
Drastic Plastic (1978)
Biffy Clyro:
Puzzle (2007)
“Saturday Superhouse” (2007)
“Living is a Problem Because Everything Dies” (2007)
“Folding Stars” (2007)
“Machines” (2007)
Only Revolutions (2009)
“That Golden Rule” (2009)
“The Captain” (2009)
“Lonely Revolutions” (2010)
Opposites (2013)
“Black Chandelier” (2013)
“Biblical” (2013)
“Opposite” (2013)
“Victory Over the Sun” (2013)
“Similarities” (2014)
Black Sabbath:
Technical Ecstasy (1976)
Never Say Die! (1978)
Brand X
Unorthodox Behaviour (1976)
Moroccan Roll (1977)
Livestock (1977)
Product (1979)
Do They Hurt? (1980)
Bruce Dickinson
Skunkworks (1996)
Catherine Wheel:
Chrome (1993)
Happy Days (1995)
Like Cats and Dogs (compilation) (1996)
Adam And Eve (1997)
Wishville (2000)
The Cranberries:
Bury the Hatchet (1999)
Wake Up and Smell the Coffee (2001)
The Cult:
Electric (1987) (credited on the picture sleeve as “Art Direction by Storm Thorgerson”)
Cochise
Cochise (1970)
David Gilmour
David Gilmour (1978)
About Face (1984)
David Gilmour in Concert DVD (2002)
Def Leppard
High ‘n’ Dry (1981)
Deepest Blue
Late September (2004)
Disco Biscuits:
Planet Anthem (2010)
Dream Theater:
Falling into Infinity (1997)
“Once in a LIVEtime” (1998)
“5 Years in a Livetime” (1998)
The Dukes
The Dukes (1979)
Edgar Broughton Band
Edgar Broughton Band (1971)
Inside Out (1972)
Oora (1973)
A Bunch of 45s (1975)
Parlez-Vous English (1979)
Electric Light Orchestra
The Electric Light Orchestra (1971)
ELO 2 (1973)
On the Third Day (1973)
The Light Shines On (1977)
Ellis, Beggs, & Howard
Homelands (1989)
Ethnix
Home Is Where The Head Is (2002)
Europe
Secret Society (2006)
Fabulous Poodles
Mirror Stars (1978)
Flash
Flash (1972)
Out of Our Hands (1973)
Foreigner
4 (Labels only) (1981)
Gary Brooker
No More Fear of Flying (1979)
Godley & Creme
Freeze Frame (1979)
The Gods
Genesis (1968)
To Samuel a Son (1969)
Genesis
The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway (1974)
A Trick of the Tail (1976)
Wind & Wuthering (1976)
…And Then There Were Three… (1978)
The Greatest Show on Earth
Horizons (1970)
The Going’s Easy (1970)
The Greatest Show on Earth (1975)
Greg Friedman
Can’t Talk Now (2013)
goodbyemotel
If (2014)
Goose
Synrise (2012)
Helloween
Pink Bubbles Go Ape (1991)
Herman Rarebell
Nip in the Bud (1981)
Humble Pie
Town and Country (1969)
Thunderbox (1974)
Ian Dury and The Blockheads
Mr. Love Pants (1998)
John Wetton
Caught in the Crossfire (1980)
Korda Marshall
Now We Breathe (2015)
Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin (1969)
Houses of the Holy (1973)
Presence (1976)
The Song Remains the Same (1976)
In Through the Out Door (1979)
Coda (1982)
Leisure Cruise
Leisure Cruise (2014)
Leo Sayer
Living in a Fantasy (1980)
The Mars Volta:
De-Loused in the Comatorium (2003)
“Inertiatic ESP” single (2003)
“Televators” single (2003)
Frances the Mute (2005)
“The Widow” single (2005)
Amputechture (2006) (original artwork)
Megadeth:
Rude Awakening DVD (2002)
Mick Taylor
Mick Taylor (1979)
Mike Oldfield
Earth Moving (1989)
Earth Moving single (1989)
Mike Rutherford
Smallcreep’s Day (1980)
Muse:
Absolution (2003)
“Butterflies and Hurricanes” single (2004)
Black Holes and Revelations (2006)
“Uprising” single (2009)
Nazareth
Rampant (1974)
Close Enough for Rock ‘n’ Roll (1976)
The Nice
Five Bridges (1970)
Elegy (1971)
Autumn ’67 – Spring ’68 (1972)
Nick Mason
Fictitious Sports (1981)
O.A.R.
Stories of a Stranger (2005)
The Offspring
Splinter (2003)
Paul McCartney
Tug of War (1982)
Peter Gabriel:
Peter Gabriel (1977) (“Car”)
Peter Gabriel (1978) (“Scratch”)
Peter Gabriel (1980) (“Melt”)
Pendulum
Immersion (2010)
Phish
Slip Stitch and Pass (1997)
The Pineapple Thief
Someone Here Is Missing (2010)
Pink Floyd:[20]
A Saucerful of Secrets (1968)
More (1969)
Ummagumma (1969)
Atom Heart Mother (1970)
Meddle (1971)
Obscured by Clouds (1972)
The Dark Side of the Moon (1973)
A Nice Pair (1973)
Wish You Were Here (1975)
Animals (1977)
A Collection of Great Dance Songs (1981)
A Momentary Lapse of Reason (1987)[10]
Delicate Sound of Thunder (1988)
Shine On (1992)[10]
The Division Bell (1994)
P*U*L*S*E (1995), including the blinking LED light that was featured in early CD packaging.[21]
Relics re-release (1996)
Is There Anybody Out There? The Wall Live 1980–81(2000)
Echoes: The Best of Pink Floyd (2001)
Oh, by the Way (2007)
The Best of Pink Floyd: A Foot in the Door (2011)
The Plea
The Dreamers Stadium (2012)[22]
The Police
“De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da” (single) (1980)
Powderfinger
Golden Rule (2009)
Pretty Things
Parachute (1970)
Freeway Madness (1972)
Silk Torpedo (1974)
Savage Eye (1976)
Cross Talk (1980)
Program the Dead
Program The Dead (2005)
Quatermass
Quatermass (1970)
Rainbow
Difficult to Cure (1981)[9]
Straight Between the Eyes (1982)
Bent Out of Shape (1983)
Ralph McTell
Slide Away the Screen (1979)
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Stadium Arcadium (2006) (unused)
Renaissance
Prologue (1972)
Ashes Are Burning (1973)
Turn of the Cards (1974)
Scheherazade and Other Stories (1975)
A Song for All Seasons (1978)
Rick Wright
Wet Dream (1978)
Broken China (1996)
Rival Sons
Pressure & Time (2011)
Robert Plant:
The Principle of Moments (1983)
“Big Log“ (single) (1983)
Roger Taylor
Fun in Space (1981)
Roy Harper
Lifemask (1973)
Valentine (1974)
Flashes from the Archives of Oblivion (1974)
HQ (1975)
Bullinamingvase (1977)
Sammy Hagar
Sammy Hagar (1977)
Musical Chairs (1977)
Scorpions
Lovedrive (1979)
Animal Magnetism (1980)
Crazy World (1990)
Shpongle
Ineffable Mysteries from Shpongleland (2009)
Slow Earth
Latitude and 023 (2013)
Steve Hillage
Live Herald (1979)
Steve Miller Band:
Bingo! (2010)
Let Your Hair Down (2011)
Strawbs
Deadlines (1977)
Styx
Pieces of Eight (1978)
Cyclorama (2003)
Syd Barrett
The Madcap Laughs (1970)
Barrett (1970)
Syd Barrett (1974)
An Introduction to Syd Barrett (2010)
Toe Fat
Toe Fat (1970)
Toe Fat 2 (1971)
Thornley
Come Again (2004)
Tiny Pictures (2009)
Thunder
Laughing on Judgement Day (1992)
Behind Closed Doors (1995)
T. Rex
Electric Warrior (1971)
UFO
Phenomenon (1974)
Force It (1975)
No Heavy Petting (1976)
Lights Out (1977)
Obsession (1978)
Strangers in the Night (1979)
No Place to Run (1980)
The Wild, the Willing and the Innocent (1981)
Making Contact (1983)
UK
Danger Money (1979)
Umphrey’s McGee
Safety in Numbers (2006)
The Bottom Half (2007)
Uno
Uno (1974)
Villainy
Mode. Set. Clear. (2012)
Wax
American English (1987)
A Hundred Thousand in Fresh Notes (1989)
Ween
The Mollusk (1997)
Wishbone Ash
Pilgrimage (1971)
Argus (1972)
Wishbone Four (1973)
Live Dates (1973)
There’s the Rub (1974)
New England (1976)
Classic Ash (1977)
Front Page News (1977)
No Smoke Without Fire (1978)
Just Testing (1980)
Wings
Band on the Run (1973)
Venus and Mars (1975)
Wings at the Speed of Sound (1976)
Wings over America (1976)
London Town (1978)
Wings Greatest (1978)
Back to the Egg (1979)
The Wombats:
This Modern Glitch (2011)
XTC
Go 2 (1978)
Yes
Going for the One (1977)
Tormato (1978)
Yumi Matsutoya
Sakuban Oaisimashō (1981)
Younger Brother
Last Days of Gravity (2007)
Vaccine (2011)
Yourcodenameis:milo
Rapt. Dept. (2005)
17 (2005)
Ignoto (2005)
Music videos
Paul Young – “Wherever I Lay My Hat (That’s My Home)” (1983)
Rainbow – “Street of Dreams” (1983)
Robert Plant – “Big Log” (1983)
Yes – “Owner of a Lonely Heart” (1983)
Intaferon – “Get Out of London” (1983)
Kevin Kitchen – “Tight Spot” (1984)
Nik Kershaw – “Wouldn’t It Be Good” (1984)
David Gilmour – “Blue Light” (1984)
David Gilmour – “All Lovers Are Deranged” (1984)
Nik Kershaw – “The Riddle” (1984)
Nik Kershaw – “Wide Boy (1984)
Nik Kershaw – “Don Quixote” (1985)
Belouis Some – “Imagination” (1985)
Belouis Some – “Some People” (1985)
Glass Tiger – “Thin Red Line” (1985)
Glass Tiger – “Someday” (1985)
Ministry – “Over the Shoulder” (1985)
The Cult – “Love Removal Machine” (1987)
Pink Floyd – “Learning to Fly” (1987)
Pink Floyd – “The Dogs of War” (1987)
Anderson Bruford Wakeman Howe – “Brother of Mine” (1989)
Bruce Dickinson – “Tattooed Millionaire” (1990)
Bruce Dickinson – “All the Young Dudes” (1990)
Helloween – “Kids of the Century” (1991)
Alan Parsons – “Turn It Up” (1993)
Pink Floyd – “High Hopes” (1994)
Richard Wright – “Night Of a Thousand Furry Toys” (1996)
The Designers Behind Our Favorite Album Covers STORM THORGERSON Album Covers 10cc: Sheet Music (1974) The Original Soundtrack (1975) How Dare You!
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Kingsman!
I’m guessing this is for the in-depth fandom questions, which is rad~!
Top 5 favourite characters: Harry, Whiskey, Valentine, Gazelle, and Eggsy.Other characters you like: Merlin, Ginger, Roxy, Poppy, and Tequila.Least favourite characters: Dean and ArthurOtps: Hartwin, Merlin/Ginger, Roxlin, Roxy/Tequila, and (guilty pleasure) Harry/Whiskey.Notps: Reggsy and Merwin. Not crapping on anyone that likes these, they’re just not really my thing.Favourite friendships: Harry and Merlin, Eggsy and Roxy, Whiskey and Eggsy, and (in fanon) Whiskey and Tequila.Favourite family: The Unwins! Then again, they’re the really only family to choose from, lol.Favourite episodesFavourite season/book/movie: The Secret Service! I’m actually one of those fans that liked The Golden Circle, but it’s hard to beat the original classic!Favourite quotes: “I’m a Catholic whore, currently enjoying Congress, out of wedlock, with my black Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.” Unoriginal, but again, classic!Best musical moment: Tie between “Free Bird” during the church scene of the first movie and “Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting” during the invasion of Poppyland in the second.Moment that made you fangirl/boy the hardest: The reveal that Harry was alive had me going when I saw the trailer to the sequel. But if I’m going to own up (and my friends will all attest to this because they validly mocked me for it) to crying in the theater when Harry and Eggsy hugged after Harry’s memories came back.When it really disappointed you: Roxy’s death, Merlin’s death, Brandon’s death (and tbh, J.B. being put ‘higher’ on the list of deaths when Eggsy’s ready to kill Charlie than two of his best friends - not saying dogs aren’t important but like…… two of your best buds died, dude), Whiskey’s betrayal AND death, the poor writing of Eggsy and Tilde’s relationship, the grossness of the whole festival sex-tracking plot, ditching the Merlin/Ginger subplot, the complete abandonment of Eggsy’s family in the story of the second film, etc. Lots of stuff, tbh, lol.Saddest moment: Either seeing everyone’s reaction to Harry getting shot, Eggsy’s little attempt of keeping himself together when talking about Harry to Tilde, or seeing Harry’s aching reaction to Eggsy and Tilde getting married.Most well done character death: Harry’s! Like, I didn’t expect it AT ALL when I saw the movie the first time and it was executed just so well!Favourite guest star: Nothing against Mark Hamill, but Elton John was just a treat.Favourite cast member: Either Taron Egerton or Colin Firth. THEY. ARE. MY. BOYS.Character you wish was still alive: Roxy Morton, because I’m almost certain they’re going to bring Merlin back, so I want her back. OR WHISKEY.One thing you hope really happens: Aside from the above or just improvements to certain writing faux pas… I would love to meet more new agents!Most shocking twist: I’m the asshole that tends to guess plots very quickly, so aside from Harry’s death (which I totes didn’t expect), I guess I would say Charlie’s return as Poppy’s henchman? I didn’t know until movie that it would be him.When did you start watching/reading?: I saw the movie the Thursday before it’s opening weekend! I didn’t know it hadn’t come out yet, so my dad and I saw it at 11pm in a totally empty theater.Best animal/creature: J.B.! Or Mister Pickle, lol.Favourite location: Kingsman HQ! I lowkey love Statesman too, but who couldn’t love the Kingsman base?Trope you wish they would stop using: STOP TREATING WOMEN SO DAMN BADLY, WTF!?One thing this show/book/film does better than others: Trope swapping, at least in reference to Bond films. I did a video project for my Gender in Comics class about how Kingsman turns toxic masculinity tropes on their heads!Funniest moments: Merlin’s “Fucking spectacular!”, Eggsy dicking around with Harry in the armory, Valentine fretting about having shot Harry, etc.Couple you would like to see: Hartwin, obviously, but I’d also settle for Ginger and Merlin having been in the movie, rather than just the book.Actor/Actress you want to join the cast: I love the talk of Dwanye Johnson joining the cast.Favourite outfit: Whiskey’s outfit from the end of TGC, tbh. Or Harry’s apron Look TMFavourite item: Probably the umbrellas!Do you own anything related to this show/book/film?: The DVDs and a ton of fan art/fan zines I’ve either purchased or friends have been kind enough to draw for me.What house/team/group/friendship group/family/race etc would you be in?: Statesman, since I’m American, lol. Though to be honest, I’m no way near being Statesman material.Most boring plotline: Eggsy and Tilde’s relationship, I’m sorry. I love them both as characters, but not really together.Most laughably bad moment: Oh my God, Tequila awkwardly attempting to switch from threatening to set Merlin and Eggsy’s dick on fire to “Polite and Welcoming Host”Best flashback/flashfoward if any: YOUNG HARRY YOUNG HARRY YOUNG HARRYMost layered character: Eggsy, FOR. SURE.Most one dimensional character: Mmmm… probably Ginger, but I WANT SO MUCH MORE FOR HER.Scariest moment: When Eggsy stepped on the land mine because you KNEW shit was going to happen.Grossest moment: The Festival Tent Scene.Best looking male: Three-way tie between Harry, Whiskey, and Eggsy. ;)Best looking female: GAZELLE, NO CONTENT.Who you’re crushing on (if any): Harry, Eggsy, Roxy, pretty much all of the main Kingsman agents.Favourite cast moment: Omg, any of the interviews that feature Colin, Taron, and Mark making absolute fools of themselves. Oh, and anytime Taron talks about Colin, lol.Favourite transportation: The Statesman jet.Most beautiful scene (scenery/shot wise): Not really a scenery one, but I loved how the camera went around Harry and Eggsy after Harry slid along the ground to protect Eggsy from the Beauty Bot grenades and helped him up, using the umbrella shield as an actual umbrella. AUGH, that part gave me CHILLS.Unanswered question/continuity issue/plot error that bugs you: How much shit went down after V-Day!? We see almost no aftermath to what happened to the rest of the world after the first movie!Best promo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Nxc-3WpMbg Hands down, coolest trailer edit.At what point did you fall in love with this show/book: First time I saw it. Genuinely, this series is the first time I could think to say I had a favorite movie and, one hundred percent, Kingsman: The Secret Service is my favorite flick
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Over the past five years, Place to Be Nation has been fortunate to feature written and audio pieces by a plethora of very talented individuals. Here is a sampling of some of our content from June 1, 2013 – June 1, 2018 for your enjoyment and to highlight our variety and insight into wrestling and pop culture since our launch. Enjoy!
A Long December: The Story of 12/29/98
Wise Words From the Old Man…
The Title Match
We Miss the 90s: America Online
Ready To Rumble: Everything is Real, Everything is Fake
A Look Back at 24: Ranking the Seasons
Strutting Out a Legacy: RIP Jackie Fargo
Exclusive: Tim Kennedy: “It’s Good to Have Another Job Because the UFC Doesn’t Pay Well”
Oh The People You’ll Meet: Little League Edition
JT’s Running Diary: 2013 Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest
Wrestling and Politics: A Look at a Turbulent Relationship
Three’s Company: The Wyatts, The Shield, and Trios in Wrestling
We Miss the 90s: Dinosaurs
Titans of Wrestling #1: WWWF January – March 1979 (Audio)
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Win?
Summer-Slammed: Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake & The Summer of 1990
The Chamber of Broken Dreams: SummerSlam 2003’s Main Event
Prime Time Player: Darren Young Comes Out
‘Headlocked’ Writer Looks to Change Perception of Wrestling Based Comics
In Too Deep: Is WWE’s Roster Oversaturated?
Weber Has Issues Special Edition: Calm Down, Nerds!
Ashton Kutcher Is A Douche aka “A Tale Of Two Kelsos”
The Winding Road to Lowell: Attending Raw in 1998
A Blind Eye to the Blind Tag
Oh the People You’ll Meet: IWC Edition
Parv’s Guide to David Bowie Albums
Wrestling With the Past #3: Celebrating Bret Hart (Audio)
Why the Browns Won the Trent Richardson Trade
What Happened to New & Original?
The Fiefdom of Sports Officials
The Lost Franchises of the ABA
The Alternative That Wrestling Needs
“Lightning Bolt” in Worcester: Pearl Jam Live
We Miss the 90s: Clueless
Welcome to Friartown, Section 103 – Meet the CWO
A Hero’s Exit: Chris Hero Departs WWE
Filth, Pollution & Corruption: The Ballad of Ludvig Borga
The Final Days of WCW
Richer & The Mailman 15: Cars, Death, Humor, Irony, and Richurrences (Audio)
Boxing’s Biggest “Problem”
The Best of 2013 in Comics
The High Spot: WWE Network is Here (Really) and the Top Stories of the Week
Wrestling Across America: Philadelphia with The Blue Meanie (Audio)
The Other Five Count – Greatest TV Dads
The Kevin Kelly Show #1: Adam Cole (Audio)
We Miss the 90s: Royal Rumble 1994 & An Ode to Friendship
JR’s Treasure Trove #4 – Mom Song by Old Spice
“The Cowboy and The Animal” – A Rundown of My First Live WWE PPV Event
A Tribute to Phillip Seymour Hoffman
The Kevin Kelly Show #2: AJ Styles (Audio)
PTBN Main Event #1 (Audio)
Valentine’s Day: A Love Story?
Parv’s Guide to the Wu-Tang Clan: Part 1 – The Knowledge
WWE Network Launch: First-Watches, Favorites and Gems from the WWE Library
Dad, the Hulkster & Me
The Kids Are Alright: NXT Arrives
Welcome to Friartown, Section 103: Providence vs. Marquette – 3/4/14, A Video Essay
The First Time They Didn’t Listen
Place to Be Podcast #300: An Extravaganza Three Years in the Making
Mended Harts – How Vince McMahon Apologized to Bret Hart & WWF Fans in March 1994
Brad and Chad’s WrestleMania Rewind Special: Ranking the WrestleManias (Audio)
Why Didn’t We Get This?? WrestleMania Matches We Wanted
A Tribute to The Ultimate Warrior
Philosophy of the Shield: The Case for Cap – Part 1
Happy Birthday Hot Rod! Remember When You Saved Virgil?
The “Us” Movement
It Ain’t Easy Being Green
Draft Day – The Tale of Two Trades
The Cowboy Goes to Class – Rise of the nWo
Forever Notorious
The Other Five Count – Favorite TV Season Finales
A Tribute to Macho
Movies of the P2B Generation: 1976
Hey, Hey, Hey…What is Going On Here? The Saved by the Bell Lifetime Movie is On the Way!
JR’s Treasure Trove #5: 2014 Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest
Five Reasons To: Get Over the New Thor Being a Female
The Rise of Tomohiro Ishii
Fandom, I Would Have Words With Thee
JR’s Treasure Trove #6: The Birth of Mr. Backlund – Bret Hart vs. Bob Backlund – 7/30/94
Guardians of the Galaxy Takes the Marvel Cinematic Universe to New Heights
We Miss the 90s: Regulate
Brad and Chad’s SummerSlam Rewind Special: Ranking the SummerSlams (Audio)
A Step By Step Breakdown of the “Step By Step” Music Video
PTBN SummerSlam Rewind Series: SummerSlam 1992 w/ Steve Corino (Audio)
Bray Wyatt, God Complexes, and (Breakable) Glass Ceilings
My Late Night Experience
Titans of Wrestling #36: Interview with Tito Santana (Audio)
Forget Ebola – What about Anthrax?
PTBN’s Greatest Song of the 90s Tournament: Pool Round One, Group A
2 DXers, 1 Champ
The High Spot: An Interlude on Intergender Wrestling
The Kevin Kelly Show #24 – Dennis Stamp (Audio)
Hulk Hogan, As He Should Have Been
Woodstock ’94: Three More Days of Peace, Music…Drugs and Mud
Adam’s Top Music Videos of 2014
The Kevin Kelly Show #25 – Jim Ross (Audio)
Place to Be Podcast #353: Jeff Jarrett (Audio)
Roman Reigns and Paying Dues
Seinfeld: The PTBN Series Rewatch – “The Outing” (S4, E16)
The Ghost of Randy Savage Is Coming for Revenge
A Requiem for Parenthood
The Dichotomy of a Pro Wrestling Fan on the Internet
Teams Back Again – The Debut Episode! (Audio)
30 Years of Mania Madness (1985-1987)
The Best of Kevin Kelly at Place to Be Nation
The Great WrestleMania Re-Book: WrestleMania
Wrestling With Optimism #2 – The History of WWE.com Anniversary Special (Audio)
Place to Be Network: P2B Comics Draft Podcast (Audio)
22-1 or 21-2?: The Future of WWE Collides with its Past at WrestleMania 31
PTBN’s Main Event #30: WrestleMania 31 Preview (Audio)
The Five Count: Undertaker’s WrestleMania Opponents
Place to Be Podcast #368: King of the Ring 1993 and Kendra & Wes Mayle (Audio)
PTBN’s Real World Champion (1989 – 1994)
WDWorld Traveler: The P2B Guide to Walt Disney World (Part 1: The Basics)
Brad and Chad’s King of the Ring Special: Rankings, Rebooking and More (Audio)
Dangerous Alliance Wrestling Podcast #1 (Audio)
The Ballad of the Erstwhile Main-Eventer
1995: The Best Summer of Music Ever
The American Dream
JT’s Treasure Trove #7: 2015 Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest
PTBN’s Wrestling What If… The NWO’s Third Man
The Scientific Ranking of SummerSlams Part 1
Good Will Wrestling: Building the Perfect SummerSlam (Audio)
Volk Han-A-Thon 1991-1993
PTBN’s Excellent WWE Network Adventure: MSG House Show – 4/6/81
9/11 Remembrance: What Is Really the Least We Can Do?
Parv and Chad’s Top 100 Matches of All Time
Fair for Flair: The Complete Five Part Series (Audio)
We Miss the 90s: Video Stores
Rank & File #1: Top 10 Favorite Current Wrestlers (Audio)
JR’s Treasure Trove #3 – Ghostbusters: The Music Video (1984)
Thoughts I Think… As The Ratings Sink
PTBN Holiday Tournament Spectacular – Round 1, Peanuts Region
Ranking Rocky
Titans of Wrestling #55: Roddy Piper Tribute Part 1 (Audio)
Holiday Five Count: PTBN’s Favorite Christmas Movies
Christmas Television Memories
The Game Is Played Again
Wrestling with Expectations
Why Roman Reigns Isn’t Over, Or: A Study in Parallels – Roman Reigns, Bob Backlund and Dory Funk Jr
Peyton’s Last Stand – Super Bowl 50 Preview
A Grateful Farewell
Thoughts I Think… After Daniel Bryan’s Retirement
RAGEWATCH!!! – Fuller House (S1, E1)
The WrestleMania Top Ten: Part 1
In Search of Five-Star Matches: Part 1
Batman v Superman Brings Big Characters, Bigger Action
Place to Be Podcast Episode 400: A Celebration, WrestleMania Match Rankings & An Old Friend (Audio)
Tears Fallen, Too Late: The Passing of Chyna
Sometimes it Snows in April: My Journey with Prince
We Miss the 90s: Mallrats
Andre the Giant’s Lost 1991 Comeback
Muhammad Ali: 1942 – 2016
The Criss-Cross #1 (Audio)
Lucha Undead #28: “Talk Soup with Chad Campbell” (Audio)
PTBN’s Clotheslines & Headlines #1: Roman Reigns, Money in the Bank, Best in the World, BROTHER NERO & More! (Audio)
Hard-Traveling Fanboys Podcast #10: GIANT-SIZE – The 2016 Halfie Awards (Audio)
Parv’s Top 100 Music Artists, Part 1: Introduction and 100-76
JT’s Treasure Trove #8: 2016 Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest
All Hell is Breaking Loose: The Complete Story of Continental Wrestling (Audio)
Happy Birthday MTV! (Audio)
Survey Says: A WCW Retrospective #1 (Audio)
Geek & Sassy #1 (Audio)
Letters from Kayfabe #1 (Audio)
PTBN’s Clotheslines & Headlines #7: CM Punk, Vince McMahon’s Quads, Backlash, Randy Orton, DELETE OR DECAY & More! (Audio)
Lucha Undead: AMA w/ Brad from PTBN (Audio)
The Definitive Guide to the Suits of the Million Dollar Man
The Glenn Butler Podcast Hour Spectacular, Episode 28: Reflection, Surprise, Terror…for the Future (Audio)
Rogue One Rebels Against Typical Star Wars Formula
The Glenn Butler Podcast Hour Spectacular, Episode 29: Rogue One (Audio)
The Brad and Chad Show: Putting a Bow on 2016 (Audio)
PTBN POP Special: Tribute to Artists Who Passed Away in 2016 (Audio)
PTBN DadCast #1: Paw Patrol (Audio)
We Miss the 90s: Aerosmith’s Crazy (1994)
Place to Be Podcast #437: Sixth Birthday Celebration (Audio)
PTBN Network Special: Hot Takes on Cold Issues (Audio)
PTBN’s WrestleMania List-a-Mania – Day Twenty-Three: WrestleMania’s Most Overrated Matches
CouchMania 2017 Live Blog: Dealing With a Newborn and the Graps
Hard-Traveling Fanboys Podcast: 50TH EPISODE GIANT-SIZE EXTRAVAGANZA! (Audio)
PTBN Question Of The Day Weekly Recap (April 3-9 2017)
Letters From Center Stage #1 (Audio)
In Defense of Baseball: LEAVE THE GAME ALONE!!
Jeff Learns Wrestling #1: Basics of the Business, Jesse Ventura, The Mega Powers & more! (Audio)
PTBN’s Greatest WWE Wrestler Ever Project – Introduction
Hard-Traveling Fanboys Podcast #72: PTBN Pop! Comic Book Theatre — Watchmen
Hard-Traveling Fanboys Podcast #105: PTBN POP! Comic Book Theatre — Watchmen, Part 2
Talk’n Pop #3: Nick Duke and WrestleMania Weekend
Bruno Sammartino, 1935-2018
Wrestling War Zone: The Monday Night Wars – Episode 1
Marvel Age Podcast Featuring the Sarcastic Four: Episode One – 1961-1962
Jeff Learns Wrestling #14: WrestleMania IV
Five years
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