#EB's moots

[brave-and-gentle]

Hi there, friend. Since you were so kind to send me an art request, I’ll return the favour :)

Do you have any fluffy JeanMarco winter headcanons? Since the season is around the corner.

Aw I love thinking about JeanMarco! My gay sons <3 Winter JeanMarco:

Marco has a nightly ritual of making tea for himself and Jean

They love to snuggle up under some quilts (made by Mama Kirstein) and watch a movie or read.

Jean is learning how to play guitar (because he's a fuck boy) and loves to tinker with the guitar by the fireplace (and sing sweet nothings to Marco).

Marco buys them watching sweaters, which Jean pretends to be mildly annoyed with, but he secretly loves it.

In a moment of weakness, Jean lets Marco adopt a stay cat that wandered to their house during a snowstorm (Jean is allergic to cats, but suffers through it anyway).

They bake and cool soup together!! And always invite Sasha and Connie.

Marco *insists* on decorating their house for literally every winter holiday that exists.

Jean usually wears a beanie indoors, and Marco loves to ruffle his head.

[ebsmind]

kovy, his damp curly hair and his arms got me thinking some THOTS like i rlly need this man BIBLICALLY 😮‍💨😮‍💨

baby how do you know when i need thoughts like this!! ur a psychic i swear

okay anyways 😋

ik this man loves to takes showers at your place after a rough game so when he comes walking out your bathroom with nothing but a towel covering his lower half. you can’t help but stare, he notices and he’ll play it off by saying “baby, is everything okay?” the only response you give is shaking your head yes, eyes never leaving his torso. you’re eyes eating him up like he’s a piece of candy.

it doesn’t take you by surprise when he walks over to the bed and leans down to kiss you. you can feel the little droplets of water from his hair dropping onto your face but your too busy feeling every part of his body to really care. From his abs to his biceps, he felt like as if he was sculpted by god himself. you keep your hands on his biceps as he moves to get on the bed, towel long forgotten.

in a matter of seconds he’s inside of you, thrusting into you, your sanities pushed to aside. he watches as you start to unravel, and the hunger in his eyes deepen. your fingertips press into the muscle of his upper arm and you can’t help but just moan that they’re so big. your eyelids flutter open as he mutters a quick, “look at me, baby.” you switch between looking at where you both connect and the damp pieces of hair that have fallen over his eyes and god he looks so fucking hot.

he picks up the pace and it doesn’t take much time for you to cum. the soft cries that leave your throat fuel him. he comes shortly after, his breathing is heavy and his head find comfort in the crook of your neck. your hands never heaving his biceps. you sit in silence for a moment, recollecting yourself. johnny rolls to the side and looks up at you. a grin plasters across your face as you question him, “what?” he shakes his head in response and goes, “so you really like my biceps, huh?” the two of you can’t help it and start laughing.

i need to bite his biceps

[elder-sister]

Mother Series worked its magic again

[d33pwithinmys0ul]

Girl I cannot stop thinking about toxic Hitch and Jean fucking the living daylights out of each other what have you done 😭😭😭

HAVSHDHAJA

no seriously, i get it, there’s been a slowly growing fondness for them with me too. they do not belong together, but mistakes can be delicious? i’ll make it up to you with a one shot soon! it has to be realized…

[dressycobra7]

Hello! Just wanted to drop by and say hello to a new AoT mutual <3 I love that you tag me in everything Jean and Reiner related LOL, my sweet bbys!!

hi! And ya of course! I mean I kinda found ur blog cuz of those characters and since you said they’re ur favourites I figured I’d @ you in those sorta posts. I’m happy to hear your enjoying what I @ you in!

[brave-and-gentle]

A flower for my moots 💕

love u all

[wondrluv]

came back from a small hiatus to a new user and a NEW PURPLE THEME??!?!? YESSSSSSUH IT EATSSSSSS

yes yes !!!

thank youuuuuu 🫶🏻 🫶🏻 🫶🏻 🫶🏻

[humbleanger]

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[iasirene]

Literally the only good Effie fics are by @incubationformadness and @mirixmoya. I’ll admit I’m biased because I enjoy fics with darker theming- but it’s the Hunger Games the shit is dark already. I cannot stand Effie fics that infantilize her and have her saying “manners!” every 5 seconds. (guess it’s no surprise I didn’t like the EB portrayal..) Girl, this bitch works for The Hunger Games, like it or not she’s part of an evil oppressive system. She is not a child, she is an adult. Which is why I enjoy my lovely, stunning, and amazing moots characterizations of her- a woman of her own agency toeing the line between good and evil. She is not a rebel like Cinna or Cressida, and that’s ok!!! She represents the typical rich liberal white woman who is very hard to de-program, and there’s so much to explore with that. Idk, I’d like to think anyone can change because I’ve seen it with people in my own life. Like it or not no one is born with infinite knowledge, education is something that is never ending, you always have to keep learning.

[brave-and-gentle]

had a thought now that it's cold (northern hemisphere), but I imagine jean being very into soup season and cooking a big pot of soup each week. every week is a different kind and he cooks way too much as an excuse to have his s/o over more to help him finish it hehe!

1,000%. This is so well timed because I made my favorite curry tonight and it's gloomy af. This is so real, I head canon that one of Jean's "love languages" is cooking!! He is actually a fantastic cook because Mama Kirstein taught him well, though it took him a lot of practice.

Jean also loves soup season because it's the perfect snuggle time!! He'll cook you some soup, paired with warm, buttered bread and wine ofc (Jean's a classy bitch, he'll choose the perfect wine), then oh noooo, it's cold babe, we should snuggle :'') and fall asleep on the couch.

[ebsmind]

fwb!kovy wanting to see you after a tough game, do unspeakable things to you, and then taking such good care of you afterwards 😮‍💨😮‍💨

baby you have an incredible mind PLS KEEP THESE THOUGHTS COMING i also decided to make this about a blowjob bc i haven’t written one yet teehee

fwb!kovy who sends you a simple text right after a 2-7 loss against the rangers. the screen displays be there soon.

fwb!kovy who walks through your front door 15 minutes later. he doesn’t make any effort to announce his arrival, not a word is said. he makes a b-line to get to you once his suit jacket is off and on your coat rack.

fwb!kovy who has his right hand on your throat as he leans down to kiss you. it’s quick but rough. just like how the rest of the night is going to be. he pulls away and before you can get a word out he mutters “strip.” you obey, not wanting to test the waters. your shirt is the first to come off. you make notice that kovy is also getting rid of his game day outfit. the white button up lays on top of your coffee table. delicate to where it can’t be tossed onto the ground. you watch carefully as he unzips his pants and pulls them down his muscular thighs.

fwb!kovy who catches you staring and chuckles to himself. “on your knees baby.” you stare at the man who has practically been sculpted by god himself, in a trance you nod your head. your body’s on autopilot and before your mind can register, kovy’s cock is hitting the back of your throat.

fwb!kovy who watches as you struggle to take his cock. the small noises that fall from the back of your throat fuel his desire. you stare up at him, his head falls back and a loud groan escapes from the depth of his chest. “fuck baby keep going” leaves his mouth when his eyes go back to you. you feel the way the prominent vein on the underside of his cock strokes your tongue. it’s downright nasty but the small wet spot in your panties says otherwise.

fwb!kovy who fucks your throat at an unbelievable pace. you’re struggling to breathe, your nose is on fire. the feeling of your nails digging into kovys thighs accelerate the adrenaline he’s feeling. “come on baby, you can take it,” only fuels you to keep going. taking everything he’s giving like a good girl.

fwb!kovy who swears under his breath as he cums. his left hand made its way into your hair, your brain can’t remember when. he takes your hair into his fist as his release leaves the tip of his cock. “such a good girl” he coos at you. he wipes the tears that had fallen from your eyes and before you can conjure up the strength to get up off the floor kovy’s hand reaches out before you to help you up.

fwb!kovy who looks at you, adoration is written across his face. a small “what?” leaves your lips, the tastes of his cum is still plastered on your tongue. kovys hands come up to your face and before you can register, his lips are on yours. the kiss is light but passionate, opposite of the one shared when he greeted you just moments ago. “let’s take a hot bath baby.” with that you follow the man to your bathroom.

[darkmaga-returns]

There will be much more to this story as it unfolds but the Informed Consent Action Network (ICAN) has finally obtained the VAERS safety information produced by the FDA themselves.

During the pandemic, FDA conducted analyses of COVID-19 vaccine adverse events and tried to hide the results from the public. After two years of FOIA requests and lawsuits, FDA finally produced a portion of its “Empirical Bayesian (EB) data mining” reports. This type of analysis was designed to detect COVID-19 vaccine safety signals using VAERS reports. The data should be very revealing as far as what issues FDA was seeing during the vaccine rollout—especially given the agency has kept this data secret for years. This is the first time this critical data has been released to the public. An initial review of the records produced has revealed a long list of adverse events that far surpassed FDA’s “standard alert threshold”—meaning, there is (or should have been) great concern on the part of federal health authorities who were privy to this data. As just one example, ICAN discovered that “heavy menstrual bleeding” and “menstruation irregular” began showing up on the reports as early as April 2021!

I have only done a cursory review of the reported signals but what immediately caught my attention is that by 4th March, 2022, by their own metrics, all three US “vaccines” appear to be signalling serious adverse events, including

death (Janssen)

exposure via breast milk (Moderna, Pfizer)

suspected COVID-19 (Janssen); and

ineffectiveness (Pfizer).

If a product is ineffective, surely everything else is moot?! If that “ineffective” product is fatal in some cases, well…

No wonder they tried so shared to stop it being “shared more broadly”?

[ebsmind]

me too i simply cannot do this today

just started speak now tv i’m in shambles

[chairhahaha]

i’ll gts after this im just bored so uhhhh🧟🧟🧟

damn being a regular tumblr user really changed me…….. i became a new oerson………. like i used to eb scared of makinf moots and communicating and yeah i still do but like it’s a lot better snd i think i finally developed a personality (being 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 isnt a personality but whatever🤪) even if i do get annoying sometimes i. like. it’s nice being my 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯……… also i stopped worrying so much about “i think they hate me” like okay???? fuck do u want me to do about it hate me if u want its wtv

i think i got lots of character development this year and i’m thanking tumblr oomfs for tht all of y’all are reallu cool even if we barely interact i acknowledge all of u really cool people

backstory time i was a really really bad es fan for a while like i was searching up “es milgram” EVERYWHERE and then once i saw some of fhe tumbr posts about it yeah that was rlly cool then the discovery of hectorthdoggo aka nobody in particular on ao3 i loved their fics so much i read them a lot it was reallh nice it made my day it developed my knowledge on es and yeah really inspiring. uhm then kani-‘iso drew art and the0009 siblings thing was like so amazing i wanted more people to talk about it becausethose 2 were my favs like liketheyre so. oumygod yeah soo i was just being a pussy and liking with that fuckass cone pfp LET ME GET TO THE POINT that whole t3 es post that started nmnl really gave me a lot of ideas to like, decide to post uhm yeah!!!!! did not expect to get noticed by the 2 that uhm really inspired me, also did not expect them to be my moots to. thanks a lot guys. i’m glad

maybe im only aaying this bc of my other (😈👿🖤💔🥀) post which probably concerned a few ppl (out not LMAO) guys i’m fine i got over it

tldr: thanks tumblr moots. i got to be 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂👅👅👅👅👅

[lola-legendary]

a moot and I analysed cyrus' character and why he's such a good one despite not having much of a character arc and here are my ideas

I think I said once that the lesson I learned from Cyrus is "persevere, for time will prove you right"

The thing about Cyrus is that his story arc is NO STORY ARC

The people around him are changing and ebbing and flowing

his part in his arc is to be that rock anchored in the river

And I think it's just so fascinating how someone can be so appealing without needing a drastic change

It's like

therion's arc is trusting people

Alfyn gets a whole ass moral crisis

but Cyrus?

cyrus' arc happened ages ago

in that backstory we never got to see

and that's what makes him so much of a blorbo

[numberonehatershrimp]

***CAn wE EBE mOOTS :OOOO***

keff the kill

jeff the killser

watch out jeff might the kill u

ssss

go jeffy hgo

killer the jeff

jeff the krillfish

WHAT THE HELL IS A MOOT