numberonehatershrimp

[numberonehatershrimp]

(( hiatus ))

(( hello! mod aqua here to explain why i’ve been on and off with getting asks responded to

i’ve been honestly loosing motivation for my ask blogs, I dont know why, but I just haven’t been feeling like answering any of the asks.

so, for now, all my ask blogs will be put on hold, and might be revisited? I dont know

this was a very fun ride, so thank you all! ))

[numberonehatershrimp]

It's NOT powdered sugar, maybe if you just OPEN IT you could figure out what's inside

Your enemy the [Messenger]

(FINE!! I’ll open your STUPID BOX.)

[numberonehatershrimp]

do you like mantises? whats the first thing that comes to mind when you think of a mantis other than hate?

(i am SO SORRY for all the mantis things, i WILL be sending more)

(Like s praying mantis???!?! That they’re BUGS.)

[numberonehatershrimp]

shrimpo you remind me of the time I was eating shrimp and I yelled 'SHRIMPO ITS SHRIMPO DANDY WORLD' in a restuarent. how do you feel about that. also how do you feel about me not being able to spell, restuarent.

(IM NOT EVERY SHRIMP TO EXIST! The BEST ONE, sure. Also restaurant is EASY TO SPELL.)

[numberonehatershrimp]

HEY SHRIMPO, MORE LIKE SHITPO

loser dweeb

(YOU’RE THE LOSER DWEEB!!)

[numberonehatershrimp]

There's ''mysterious white powder'' inside there, Shrimpo.

(ooc: It's powdered sugar)

(This is POWDERED SUGAR.)

[numberonehatershrimp]

ARF ARF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRR GRR ARF ARF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRR GRR

[numberonehatershrimp]

ooc: Wait what sexuality is Shrimpo on this blog-?

(( this blogs shrimpo is aromantic and asexual! Totally not mod projecting whattt ))

[numberonehatershrimp]

No thanks I'll stay, oh hey that's right, I have a new gift for you.

(A box suddenly appears in your hands)

And this time im not going to just tell you what's inside you're just going to have to open it to find out

From your enemy the [Messenger]

(I HATE NOT KNOWING WHATS IN THINGS!!)

[numberonehatershrimp]

*throws a Finn plush at Shrimpo*

(ACK!! I dont WANT THIS!)

[numberonehatershrimp]

Hey shrcrompshno guess who's back!

that's right it's your enemy the [Messenger]

(OUT.)

[numberonehatershrimp]

Kid, Just sign the fucking adoption papers so I can get these weirdos away from you.

(I’m NOT a kid, BADNON!!!)

[numberonehatershrimp]

lookin ass SLASH JAY

(IDIOTS think everyone likes KISSING!! I HATE kissing.)

[numberonehatershrimp]

Hmmm... You have a kissable face as well, other Shrimpo. May I? >:3

[numberonehatershrimp]

!!

*panicked, shrimpo started kicking.*

{A distant chattering noise could be heard, like the sound a housecat makes when seeing prey through a window.}

{Whatever was watching, it wanted to see what it was like to pester its opposite. Just for funsies, y’know?}

WHAT WAS THAT. COME OUT, LOSER!!

[numberonehatershrimp]

”GAH??!! Get OFF ME!!”

{A distant chattering noise could be heard, like the sound a housecat makes when seeing prey through a window.}

{Whatever was watching, it wanted to see what it was like to pester its opposite. Just for funsies, y’know?}

WHAT WAS THAT. COME OUT, LOSER!!

[numberonehatershrimp]

{A distant chattering noise could be heard, like the sound a housecat makes when seeing prey through a window.}

{Whatever was watching, it wanted to see what it was like to pester its opposite. Just for funsies, y’know?}

WHAT WAS THAT. COME OUT, LOSER!!