#Dumbest hyperfixation ever

[philiponmycracker]

[philiponmycracker]

I WOULD DIE FOR YOU MY KING

The Tom Hulce Aesthetic ™

[oracleofdelphiii]

Hey guys... Haha... Me when I... When I um... Hyperfixate, and my name is Hana (Disney channel laughing sound effect)

(I felt like drawing in the gf artstyle and I thought I'd pick @fordtato as my first victim ‼️ this is them in the fit they were on while playing the Stanford 80s dating sim, go check their channel out they have very very good gravity falls analysis videos!!! :3)

(Also credits to the creator of the original game, @gin-juice-tonic , for the background of the drawing, go check the og game out as well it's so cool :D)

[rubber-glovs]

CHAT I'M TOO FAR GONE

[rock-ettz]

visual representation of me, like, three hours ago (overstimulated and angry, drew prime defenders and now feel fine)

[ear-motif]

i hate being an adhd possibly audhd and some normal friend i have mentions my hyperfixation and i get severe psychic damage from having to pretend to be normal about it

[glasspigeons]

getting into signalis has been a breath of fresh air bc the game is hard enough to understand even on a surface level that you probably wont be able to really get into it if youre not at least slightly media literate, so ive seen very few bad takes

[epiconlinebully]

</333 watched the whole thing and i can safely say i’m hyperfixated on this dumbass man who thinks he’s rocky

oh you poor thang…. i’m gonna start screaming i swear ..he’s just the silliest guy evar!

[xolaanii]

why in the ever loving hell is some weirdo sending weird fucking anon asks to my moots and people i follow jfc no piece of fiction is worth this much effort grow up and look around you. there are real problems that exist.

[busterxstrifez]

ugh I totally forgot about this account HELP

[neuvistar]

ASS, TITS OR THIGHS?

— featuring ┊satoru gojo, toji fushiguro, suguru geto, kento nanami, choso kamo x fem!reader (all separate)

— warnings / content warnings ┊suggestive obvi, not proofread oops, cunnilingus, uhm uhm use of nicknames, riding, mentions of titfucking, overall suggestive content | 18+ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

— a/n ┊jujutsu kaisen hyperfixation got the best of me guys i betrayed u all and accidentally became a gojo + sukuna liker i’m sorry. apology coming soon /j 😔

𖦹 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔 𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎

let’s be real here.. i know damn well this guy is definitely a tit man. cmon it’s just this feeling in me that can sense this guy’s love for titties, he’s the number one tit lover guys im telling you! i bet gojo is def the type to stand behind you and tower over you) at random times and slowly slip his large hands into your shirt, squeezing your tits like it’s the most casual thing for him! of course you wouldn’t mind.. so you would just carry on with whatever you were doing. up until he nuzzles against your nape, inhaling your scent as his fingers tug and pinch at your sensitive nipples, smirking against your skin when he hears you whimper at his touch. this guy makes your head spin sometimes it’s actually insane. “ooh. they’re soft.” “that’s how they’re supposed to be, dumbass” ngl i feel like gojo would love your tits for the dumbest reason ever, like since he’s rlly rlly tall i feel like he would like your tits all because “they’re easier to reach” LMFAO he’s so silly! this guy probably love’s embarrassing you sometimes cuz he would grab your tits literally ANYWHERE (if ur fine w it ofc) in conclusion.. he loves seeing you all embarrassed whenever he brings a hand to cup your tits in his hand!

gojo here loves stuffing his face in your tits, he doesn’t care.. it’s the ocean he wants to dive into 2nite lol! anyways sometimes during sweet little cuddle sessions he would straight up pull you up by your hips and press himself closer against your body before leaning down to drown his face in the softness your tits, cmon.. can you blame him? but anyways! gojo loves your titties regardless.. big or small, small or big, he’ll still be willing to shove his face in ‘em! he definitely has a thing for titfucking, you just.. look so hot laying there all sweet for him, squeezing your tits against his hard cock while he thrusts in between them, trying his best not to overdo it. “f—fuck.. they’re so soft.. so perfect. no one has ever fucked your tits like this like i have right, angel? mhm? look at them.. s’pretty and all mine.” he pinched your nipples rather harshly, forcing a whine to leave your pretty lips. “all mine, yeah?”

𖦹 𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈 𝐅𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐎

look me in the eyes and tell me toji fushiguro doesn’t look like the ultimate ass man ever, cmon tell me! are we really surprised tho? are we REALLY surprised? he looks like the biggest ass man known to mankind it’s not even funny at this point he loves ass he mfing does i tell you. this old hag probably steals a few glances at your ass from time to time whenever you wear a skirt.. or a dress for special occasions, toji cant control himself bro it’s not his fault you had allat back there.. it’s not his fault for looking it was an accident! (no it was not and you knew it) ngl the first time he caught a glimpse of your ass he probably said “damn.” so loudly, loud and clear for you to hear. “damn.” you heard a familiar voice behind you, glancing over your shoulder to see your boyfriend’s intense gaze at your bottom. “i knew your ass was nice but i didn’t know it was this nice.. damnn.” “oh shut up, will you?” idk abt u guys but toji is probably the type to slap it while you walk past him sometimes.. like it’s so unexpected you just straight up flinch and glare up at him, rubbing it to try and ease the pain bc i bet his slaps HURT sometimes

toji 100% a fan of you taking it from the back.. he loves it! i mean do i need to explain further? though he loves seeing your facial expressions to see just how well he fucks you but i feel like he prefers to see your ass and well-defined back. you have this man in a TRANCE. no matter how hard he tries to focus on you, his eyes always manage to wander down to your rear. he loves pounding into you mercilessly like there’s no tomorrow just to see the jiggle physics of yo ass because gahhh dayummmm he loves the way it moves, my guy probably spanks too i’m telling u this dude loves ass, especially yours.. it’s an unhealthy obsession at this point idk what to tell u 🤷‍♀️

𖦹 𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐔 𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐎

suguru def a thigh man, i don’t even know my reasoning but he just screams thigh man.. like he seems like the type to love them ykwim? like he just loves diving into them any time he gets, holding your thighs against his hands while he pushes them to your chest. he def loves eating you out just so he can feel your thighs caging around his head, he loves how soft they are, how warm they feel whenever he gives them a little squeeze. personally i bet this fucker is probably a lil crazy about your thighs, just a little bit! whenever you sit on his face, he pushes you even more against his mouth. his tongue is talented that’s all i have to say, suguru doesn’t give two fucks if he can’t breath against your overstimulated pussy, he wants you to crush him with your pretty thighs thighs.. he wants your thighs to be the last thing he feels + sees before he suffocates and dies a happy man! suguru would keep you spread on his face, not caring about anything else in the world but you and your plushy thighs around his head. buddy probably eats you out like it’s his last, squeezing and helping your thighs trap his face in between them. god, he loves your thighs

suguru wrapped his lips around your pussy again, forcefully pulling you even closer until his nose was bumping against your clit, was that even possible? “s—su.. suguru!” one orgasm, then the next.. and the next after that, he hasn’t even came up for air.. you were worried at how much your thighs caged around his head, worrying about suffocating further. you tried pulling yourself up, looking down at him as your lips quivered. “suguru you okay?—“ no. he was most definitely not! he was struggling 2 breath but he didn’t give TWO FUCKS!! “your thighs.. feel so warm around me. sit back down, princess. i’m not done.. ‘wanna feel your pretty thighs against me again.” “.. but are you sure? you were struggling to breathe i could feel it—“ “sit, princess. i said sit. do i need to repeat myself?” no siiiirrr 🙅‍♀️

𖦹 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈

ngl out of everyone here nanami is the most “normal” and tamed if this question ever comes along, my guy would probably answer with something like “they’re just body parts. is there even a reason to pay attention to female assets?” uhm. no obviously not but they’re hot ++ the question is important smartass. tbh i feel like nanami wouldn’t really care, he just.. appreciates you for being there by his side, he wouldn’t really care much about your body and what he likes about it, cuz babe he loves everything about you! such a sweetheart! but in all seriousness, i feel like he’d really be into your tits for some reason.. i mean come on! sometimes if he’s feeling a lil extra EXTRA bold be would sneak a few glances towards your cleavage, swallowing the lump in his throat as he notices you didn’t have a bra on that day. nanami would literally fight for his life and try his best to restrain himself n his desires every single time he would see you in any outfit that shows your cleavage.

i bet there was this one time you guys were about to cook together n you needed help with the apron so he helped you tie it, but then his hand accidentally brushed against your breast LMFAO. poor guy would realize slowly after and start contemplating his whole life and life decisions, apologizing to you sincerely and that he didn’t mean to do that! “kento seriously it’s fine, i don’t mind! if you wanted to touch them, you could’ve said so.” “i told you it was an accident, love. it’s not like that at all.” you chuckled at him before grabbing his hand and slowly bringing it close to your tits, making him touch em as the soft skin of your tits melt into his palm. “soft right?” you cooed, wincing a little when you felt his thumb brushing against your hardened nipple. “..mm.” cmon kento ⁉️ don’t be in denial! accept yourself as a certified tittie liker!

𖦹 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐎 𝐊𝐀𝐌𝐎

tbh this guy could love all three of these, like there is not a single part of you he loves more than the other but if he really had to choose.. he would probably be fond of your ass, making him a semi ass man despite him.. probably liking all three! but then again.. lemme just say.. i know an ass/tit man when i see one (n he looks like one but my pick for today is ass) poor choso probably caught himself looking at your ass for a whole minute and he had to slap himself for a second to get himself back to reality, he can’t help it! your body is so hypnotic to him. i bet he’s also the type to give your bottom little taps and pokes whenever he needs something from you (damn) ++ my guy is probably a fan of you taking it from the back also, just like toji! listen listen okay. listen. reverse cowgirl position. lemme tell u he gets SOOO flustered whenever you ride him with your back turned against him, bouncing yourself on his cock while he can’t help but look down at your ass and how much it moved (lolz!) and how well your cunt was sucking him in! choso probably the type to bring a hand up to pull your hair, running his fingers through your hair as he tugs your back to him with your back arched, planting soft chaste kisses on your neck

choso doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable in anyway so he absolutely refuses to even plant a lil smack to your ass, even just a soft one! he would hold himself back n wouldn’t do it unless you wanted him too! if you do.. expect a lot of them coming your way because i bet he loves seeing your ass jiggle LIKEEE ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY NO MORE i bet his cock would twitch inside you every single fucking time he would see the jiggle physics of your ass! like i said.. he’s a fan of you taking it from the back! jiggle physics go absolutely craaaaazy 😝🙏

[philiponmycracker]

Tom Hulce as CC Drood, Slam Dance (1987)

[lunawolfiefoxy]

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[yaluvs]

ellie williams x f!reader relationship headcanons

writer’s note: this is rushed. i just finished finals, my brain is fried and i wanted to post something simple and quick. sorry for any mistakes!

An absolute dickhead but in the most loving way. This is a girl that once she learns how to prank, she will never stop. Once she finds out your dislikes for example, maybe bugs, her ass would grab a bug and run after you with it. Of course she does it all in good fun and would never take something too far to hurt you. She is the annoying girlfriend and honestly she wears it proud, she does not care. She just enjoys your reactions and making fun of you.

MANY portraits of you in her sketchbooks. Ellie is obsessed with your beauty and she just has to draw you as much as possible. Probably has a sketchbook dedicated to just drawings of you. And if she ever learns to paint, she would make portraits of you to hang in her house. It’s the little renaissance in her.

Whiny. Whiny for attention. And super cuddly that you can never escape her grasp. She requires skin to skin contact at all given moment. “Ellie… I need to get up to pee…” “No.” moments.

Ellie will always involve you in everything she does. She loves you, she loves sharing her interests with you, and she wants to spend time with you. I mean, it is an apocalyptic world where life can be cut short at any given moment. She lost people she loved when she least expected so she wants to cherish every second with you and have no regrets.

You cannot date this girl and expect her not to info-dump you. She will share every information she has milked out of her hyperfixation of the month and you better sit there and listen to her.

She is both a boobs and ass woman. So her hand will always be somewhere around those two areas. When you are cuddling, her hand snakes up to your chest because its “warm” and she is “cold”. She just want wants to grope you.

In a modern world, MUSEUM DATES. Ooooh, this girl would take you to all the museums she can. She would also take you ghost hunting and visit haunted locations or tours. Let us not forget drive-in theaters.

Always trying to show off her strength in many (dumbest) ways. “Nah, nah, babe, I got it.” “I think I can handle lifting this box, Ellie.” “Nah, you are too weak, baby girl.” “Ew.” “Ungrateful.”

The type to see an ugly animal and say, “this is you.”

Do not let go of her hand in public. She will take great offense to that.

Kiss her cheek, it makes her more flustered than kissing her on her lips for whatever reason.

She is your personal hypewoman. Always complimenting you about everything, always hyping you up about the littlest things, always supporting you. She wants you to feel confident in your decisions and in yourself so she always has your back. Even in crime. She will literally encourage criminal activities if thats what you want to do. Gotta love a ride or die.

[allisluv]

finnick getting his wisdom teeth removed and yapping about the dumbest shit ever D:

he's so cute i wanna eat him

finnick's hyperfixation is sharks and i think he'd just ramble off some of the most random facts about them when he's on the anaesthesia 😭

[chuuyaspinkmotorcycle16]

Day 10: Gems/Crystals of @/Black00Cat’s (twt) SKKtober

“Only a diamond can polish a diamond.”

The first time Chuuya heard the Boss say that, he thought it was the dumbest thing ever, according to his fifteen-year-old intelligence.

The Boss’ saying was only logical, once he read a geology book, and he didn’t understand why the Boss told him that until years later.

Before that time would come, however, he was told by Ane-san about his birthstone: a diamond as well.

Cue his hyperfixation on gems, jewels, crystals – you name it – which led to him being the operations overseer of the jewel trade at age sixteen.

He’d gone on a deep-dive into birthstones at one point, finding out that April had not only diamonds, but also white quartz. Pretty cool, having two.

But then, once he found out Dazai’s birthday, he went down another rabbit-hole and June having three – pearls, moonstones, and alexandrite – is not fair at all.

But he digresses. Most of the information he learned in those early years of being in the mafia is still stuck in his head, engraved to the point that he can’t stop thinking about the significance of those gemstones.

Pearls are simple, a standard of wealth but also a call toward innocence and purity. His partner was never a saint by any means, but there were moments where Chuuya saw the little kid come out in him, heart alight as he beat Chuuya in a game or gushed about his newfound special interest.

Chuuya always found moonstones to be interesting – a symbol for love and passion yet was named that way for its resemblance to the moon. He can’t help but find that it still represents Dazai, though. Despite what the man believes about himself, he’s a light in the darkness to some, like Chuuya and that weretiger kid.

And, deep down, Chuuya believes Dazai has a passion for life. Ironic, he knows, but after seeing the man at his worst and the things he’s gone through to try to do good, he deserves some credit. In the mafia, Dazai’s need to die felt more like a cry for help to understand himself.

There were moments when Chuuya saw the light in his eyes as he talked about his favorite things. Dazai had been searching the mafia for the reason he was still passionate about the world despite its atrocities.

And, finally, there’s alexandrite – the perfect stone for the mystery that is Dazai Osamu. A soft yet vibrant green or blue in the light and a strong red or purple in the dark. It truly matches Dazai. The pendant around his neck now speaks for it, a symbol towards his goal to help others on the good side. No more is the teen dressed in black, eyes a wicked red as he sowed chaos. That darkness still lurks beneath, but Chuuya believes in Dazai.

—

Dazai, not one to be outdone in knowledge, had also done his research on birthstones after Chuuya blabbed about it one day.

That’s when he’d stumbled upon April’s two birthstones out of sheer coincidence. By this time, he’d already heard Mori’s diamond quote, and he can admit it did suit their duo well, but especially Chuuya. The redhead was brilliant from day one, a beacon of potential and worth. Perhaps Dazai’s always admired that about Chuuya.

And the second stone, a white quartz, also fit Chuuya very well. A symbol of strength – which, of course, Chuuya very much is – but also a stone to purify negative energy. Dazai doesn’t believe in the powers of gemstones but the white quartz does paint Chuuya’s vibe well.

Dazai could always count on Chuuya to clear the metaphorical clouds around him. Teasing the redhead always puts a positive spin on Dazai’s day, after all.

The white quartz is also called a moon quartz, and isn’t that just coincidentally strange that they technically both have moon-related gems in their birthstones?

He supposes they really could be one soul in two bodies, an inseparable bond that will never let them truly escape the other.