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Ducktales Sky Pirates . . . in the Sky! (OC Inserted)

The Sunchaser is returning from another adventure.

Louie Decorative vase? Probably three thousand... Small sack of gold coins, what's that worth, Webs, about five thou?

Webby It's historical value is immeasurable. Fought over for decades, Duckachuquack stole--

Louie

Interrupts Webby

Bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-- You know that is not what I mean. And I'm offended that you would try and taint this treasure hunt with learning!

Dewey You guys!

Accidentally kicks a can of Pep, spilling it on the floor

Louie Careful! Good thing you didn't get any on the treasure.

Dewey attempts to wipe the spilled Pep up with a piece of cloth

Webby

Gasps

Like that priceless Andean ceremonial blanket?

Louie takes the blanket from Dewey

Dewey Where'd I get this flatteringly colorful headpiece, you ask? The place: Pato Pisco. The time-

Louie

Squeezing the blanket

Ugh, if this lessens the resale value I'm going to be so mad!

Dewey Aw...

Huey We are beyond lost and... Is this compass a sticker?

Skye Wait what?

Launchpad Ha-ha. Stickers are for kids, grown-ups call them decals.

Skye But you aren’t a kid...

Huey Then how do you navigate?

Launchpad Instincts, a keen eye, quick thinking... Ugh!

The plane almost crashed a mountain. Huey screams.

Launchpad And a cool head.

Dewey A cool head needs a cool hat. Ooh, not unlike this bold and daring chapeau. And the story behind it is equally bold and daring.

Huey Do you mind doing whatever it is you are doing later? I'm trying to get us home safe and... This radar is an ant farm?!

Skye Ooh interesting . . . look at the tiny ants.

Dewey goes down the ladder and sees Scrooge talking on the phone.

Scrooge

On the phone

Yearly polishing of the money in the bin

a necessary expenditure. I may be filthy rich, but I'm not unsanitary.

Dewey

Approaches Scrooge

Now there's a man who knows a good hat. It's not just a head covering, it's a statement--

Scrooge

On the phone

I'm not putting shiny new treasure in a dirty old bin.

Dewey Where did I find my new trademark hat? The place: Pato Pisco. The time--

Scrooge Not the time, Dewey!

Scrooge walks away, Dewey goes up to zephyr sitting on a crate beside a diamond.

Dewey The place: Pato Pisco! The time: this afternoon! There I was, face-to-face with Mt. Peligroso...

Climbs up a stack of crates, crates almost tip over with zephyr.

Zephyr Hey! get off.

Louie Hey, feet of the merchandise!

zephyr (Glares)

Grabs the jewel

Dewey I began to climb...

Accidentally knocks a crate on Zephyr causing her to fall on Louie

Zephyr (Glares at Dewey)

Dewey (Nervously laughs)

Louie Zeph...you’re sti-stil-still on me... (Stutters)

Zephyr Sorry (Stands up), I dare you call me that again.

Louie (Stands up) FIne, Zephyr.

Zephyr (Glares)

Louie (Smirks)

Zephyr (walks away)

Webby Ouch...

Scrooge

On the phone

...I'm gonna have to call you back.

Ends the call

Go and take that seat

Points to a seat

and stay put before something else goes wrong!

Dewey sulks on the seat. A harpoon pierces the hull next to Dewey and tears out a hole.

Don Karnage

On speaker

This is your fearsome Pirate Captain Don Karnage, welcoming you to our friendly skies. Prepare to be boarded!

Intro plays.

Scrooge

Gives Huey a mop and Dewey a shovel

Stand your ground. We will not give in to these rapacious raiders.

Louie pockets the jewel. A tuning whistle is played.

Crew

Yo-ho-yo! (7x!) Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!

Two-Toed Jack

Singing

Avast ye lads who be faint hearted

Crew

[Singing]

We rule these skies uncharted

Cruel and vicious hearties we

Who sail upon the skies and not the sea

Don Karnage

[Singing]

Tis I who lead this fearsome crew

With dagger, swagger, derring-do

Handsome and fearsome and suave

Crew

Singing

He's the famous pirate captain —

Don Karnage— Don Karnage!

Ha-ha!

Crew

[Singing]

Hoist the flag and weigh the anchor

Circle the ship and pull to flank 'er

Hi-ho, he lives to plunder

Don KarnageIt's true, I live to plunder.

Crew

[Singing] High up in the sky amidst a sea of storm and thunder

Don Karnage

[Singing]

Now back to me, the main event

A pernicious, vicious, rakish gent

A frustratingly charming blaggart

Crew

Singing

He'll steal all of your treasure and your heart

Don KarnageAnd now we dance! Ha!

Crew[

Singing

He's Don Karnage!

Don KarnageThat's me!

ScroogeWait, what?

Crew[

Singing

It's Don Karnage!

Don KarnageStill me! A-ha-ha-ha!

Crew

Singing

Pilfer the loot to fill our coffers

Parrot Been a pleasure to take it off ya!

Dewey Hey!

Crew

Singing

We'll put on a show

Stinky Boot Then steal your gold!

Crew

And then to the clouds, away we go

Don KarnageTo the clouds away I go!

Crew Yo-ho!

Silence

ScroogeWhat the

blazes

was that?!

Launchpad Bravo! Bravissimo!

Everyone but Launchpad LAUNCHPAD!

The Sunchaser crashes into a forest. Everyone gets off of it.

Scrooge My treasure!

Launcpad My plane!

Dewey My hat!

Scrooge

Looks at Dewey, then to Launchpad

I cannae believe you were distracted by a bit of hammy hoofing!

Zephyr I can’t believe we got robbed by the dancing sky pirate ballerinas, that was really dumb, I was not impressed.

Launchpad I can't believe you weren't. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-- Oh, that's gonna be in there

all

day.

Scrooge and Zephyr Ugh.

Scrooge just that plane out of this blasted tree and follow them, NOW!

Launchpad Whoa! Oof!

Launchpad attempts to start the plane, but the propellers get tangled up in vines.

Dewey

Fine, I'll get my hat from those blood-thirsty pirate myself. How do you like that? I bet you don't.

Launchpad We're not going anywhere.

Scrooge Launchpad, you start in on--

Launchpad

Humming to the pirate song's tune

Tut ru rut tut tut tut--

Scrooge Eeuh... Huey, you and Launchpad start in on those plane repairs.

Huey Yes!

Launchpad Yo-ho, Mr. McDee!

Scrooge The two of you can inventory our supplies. Who knows how long we'll be stuck in this jungle. And Dewey... Dewey?

Huey gets splashed with blue engine fluid. Startled, he backs away and removes his cap.

Scrooge Ah, Dewey! You be lookout while I search for any treasure those kleptomaniacal corsairs may have missed.

Dewey Maybe I'll get killed by pirates, bet they'll pay attention to

that

story. Wait, why am I rooting for that?

Pirate crew membe rA two, three kick, turn... Turn, turn... Ha, I can't mess up me big entrance... (sees the Iron Vulture) Oh no, I messed up me big entrance!

Dewey grabs the wheel of the plane as it takes off.

Dewey Aaaaaaaah! This is a bad idea!

The plane enters the Iron Vulture. The pirates are celebrating for their performance and the treasure they stole.

Don KarnageWas everyone satisfied with that performance?

CrewYarr!

Don KarnageEven though your flybies weren't in sync, the harmonies were all off, and

someone

was late?!

CrewYarr...?

Don Karnage WRONG! You made me look like an amateur out there!

Hat Pirate But we got the treasure, Cap'n, ain't it what really matt'rs?

Don Karnage You're right, you can't all be so rhytmically gifted as Don Karnage. May I give you some "pointers" on your pirouette?

Don Karnage throws him off the Iron Vulture.

Don KarnageAnyone else want some pointers?!

Pirate ends up with his parachute caught in a tree.

Dewey tries to grab the hat but is soon discovered.

Dewey

Nervously

Yarr...

Don Karnage Well, well, what have we here?

One-Eyed Linda A stowaway!

Don Karnage

To One-Eyed Linda

]Ugh, yes obviously, I meant that as a rhetorical menacing.

Back to Dewey

We have a special punishment for stowaways. Peg Leg Meg! How are those sky sharks coming?

Peg Leg Meg

The sky shark is chomping on Peg Leg Meg's peg leg

Not great, Cap'n.

Don KarnageDoes Don Karnage have to do everything himself?!

To Peg Leg Meg and Ugly Mug

You two! Watch him while I concoct an appropriately dramatic demise.

Don Karnage walks away, followed by Stinky Boot, One-Eyed Linda, and Two-Toed Jack. Peg Leg Meg and Ugly Mug slowly approaches Dewey.

Dewey I'm no threat to you guys. I was just getting my hat and I --

Ugly Mug Wait.

Takes out Dewey's hat out of his pocket

This

be your hat?

Dewey [Gulp], yarr?

Ugly Mug Would you look at this, Peg Leg Meg?

This

hat will not be flying of your head as we sail the skies.

Peg Leg Meg's hat blows through a window another pirate just opened. She grabs the hat from Ugly Mug and puts it on.

Ugly Mug Tell me where you got it!

Dewey

Nervously

Um, the place: Pato Pisco. The time...

Ugly Mug Go on.

Dewey I was climbing Mt. Peligroso! The wind: whipping at my face. Rocks: crashing down around me!

Back at the Sunchaser

Webby Good news! If we limit our rations, we can go nine whole days before we go mad with hunger!

LouieI should tell Uncle Scrooge the pirates left this behind.

Louie's reflection No,

you

saved it! It belongs to

you

now!

Louie Huh? Yeah, you're right, me.

Zephyr and Skye (Secretly watching)

Skye He’s lost it...want to tell him what Webby planned?

Zephyr Nah, let him suffer, this is amusing to watch. (eyebrows raised in question)

Skye Here Webby comes!

Webby I can't believe the Sapphire of Souls is gone!

Louie The... what now?

Webby Big blue gem? Priceless beyond all imagining? Reflects your innermost thoughts and desires?

Louie Yeah, but Scrooge probably won't miss

one

measly little piece of treasure, right?

Webby He's been searching for that gem for decades. Oh, I would

not

want to be those pirates when Scrooge finds them!

Louie So Scrooge can't know that I have you, but if I could sneak you back with the other treasure and find you for him, he'll let me keep you.

Louie's reflection Uh, I don't know, that sounds a little far-fetched...

Louie Don't you go soft on me, evil Louie! Do you hear me?! It'll all be fine...

Webby What was that?

Louie

Hides the gem behind his back

]Nothing crazy!

Dewey When I ran across a rainbow colored alpaca who told me she had been waiting decades for The Chosen One. And guess what?

Peg Leg Meg & Ugly Mug What?

Dewey I was The Chosen One! Then she knit me this hat out of her wool!

Peg Leg Meg Shiver me timbers! What a tale!

Dewey See? It's not just some dumb hat when you've heard the whole story, and it's mostly all true!

Ugly Mug Wish we could be the chosen ones, but here we are, stuck in the chorus...

Dewey Oh, hey, come on! I thought your dance number was great.

Peg Leg Meg Aw, thanks. But we're really just there to back up the Captain when he provides the distraction.

Ugly Mug How will anyone see my beautiful arabesque sitting in a plane?

Does an arabesque

Dewey Ooh-hoo, I love it! You know what? Flip that into a jazzy fouette and you'll be center of stage for sure.

Ugly Mug You think? Oh, nah, the captain will never go for it.

Dewey Why does that jerk Don Karnage get all the attention and not us-- I mean, uh, you guys?

Peg Leg Meg Well, because he's... the captain?

Dewey Well, what if he wasn't?

The pirates draw swords and force Don Karnage toward the open hatch.

Don Karnage You

dare

mutiny against me, Don Karnage?! You are nothing without me!

Ugly Mug takes off Don Karnage's hat, does a fouette, then pushes him off the Iron Vulture.

Don KarnageYou bit players haven't seen the last of Don Karnaaaaaaage!

Opens his parachute

then hits the ground

Kick out Don Karnage, will they? I must retake my ship and get my revenge against that

Takes out his sword

child who DARED steal the crew of the rapacious rogue of the rain clouds.

HueyOkay, Launchpad, try it again!

Don Karnage observes the McDuck family fix the plane.

Don KarnageA-ha-ha!

Gasps

But they will never help the devilishly handsome pirate who stole their treasure... I must call upon every skill in my repertoire. I must become... someone else.

Scrooge Eugh, those pilots were thorough... Not even a coin left in the seat cushions.

Sighs

VoiceOooooh!

Scrooge

Gasps

A Mysterious Man Thank goodness you have found me.

Scrooge Gah! Where'd you come from? Way to be a lookout, Dewey!

Dr. Tom KarnageI am Dr. Tom Kar......naaaaaaage? An attractive and charming plant scientist.

Huey You mean a botanist?

Dr. Tom Karnage You

dare

correct the FIERCE CAPTAIN... of the Plant Sciencing Committee? That dashing scoundrel, Don Karnage--no relation-- stole my vital plant research. You must take me to his ship and get back what is MINE... for the good of plantology!

Scrooge notices the lab coat-sized hole in the parachute.

Scrooge Excuse us just a moment.

huddles the group together

We all know that's Don Karnage, right?

Zephyr -and that he is a Moron, nothing new.

Launchpad He seems to know a lot about plants...

Huey and Skye You know, he might be able to help us find that pirate ship faster--

Skye and Huey (Smiles at each other)

Dr. Tom Karnage YES! I will lead you to the ship so I can kill... lect that flower. Oh, look, leaves!

Scrooge

Sighs

just get on the plane and don't steal anything this time.

The Sunchaser gets off the ground. Cut to Dewey leading the pirates through a dance routine.

Dewey Woo! Good job everyone! Listen, this has been great, but I should take my hat and go. Everyone would wanna hear about where I've been.

Ugly Mug Or...

you

could have

this

bigger hat, Captain Dewey?

Dewey Oh, wait, what now?

Ugly Mug

The crew gathers around Dewey

You've taught us to be our own pirates and stand out. Now it's our turn to stand out... behind you.

Peg Leg Meg So, Cap'n, who would be the first to witness the talents of the Dread Pirate Dewey?

Dewey dons the captain hat and grins.

Dr. Tom Karnage The Iron Vulture usually anchors up there... one would assume.

Scrooge Set the course, Launchpad.

Launchpad I think they're coming to us.

Skye Uh, Oh

Zephyr you have to be joking not again...Wait...where’s Dewey?

Scrooge What? isn’t he here/

Zephyr Count us.

Launchpad dodges the Iron Vulture. Dewey plays the tuning whistle.

Crew Yo-ho-yo! Yo-ho-yo! Yo-ho, yo-ho, yo-ho!

Ugly Mug

Singing

Prepare ye lads to be surprised

Crew

[Singing] With shanty single our reprise

Cruel and vicious hearties we

Who occasionally like to get jazzy

Launchpad Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo- So catchy.

Dr. Tom Karnage Who DARES steal my big show stopper?

Dewey

[Singing] Tis I who lead this fearsome crew-y

With dagger, swagger, derring--

The main characters Dewey?!

Zephyr Actually not suprised...now that I realize

Skye I would have listened to his story but I was busy with Launchpad and Huey.

Dewey

[Singing] Yes look at me the main attraction

This story's full of daring action

Perhaps you finally won't ignore us

So bend your ear and hear some from the chorus

Stinky Boot

[Singing] Ahoy to you, I'm Stinky Boot

Me pride and joy be plunderin' loot

Ugly Mug

[Singing] Big mateys call me Ugly Mug

But I prefer to go by Jitterbug

Dewey Alright, that's enough guys!

Peg Leg Meg

[Singing] I'm Peg Leg Meg, the ship's first mate

My high kicks truly are first rate

Hardtack Hattie

[Singing] Thar she blows, I'm Hard Tack Hattie

My dancing skills, they just might drive you batty

Twins

Singing

Bonjour, we're the twins with a rhythmical knack

One-Eyed Linda

Singing

One-Eyed Linda

Two-Toed Jack

Singing

And Two-Toed Jack

Intern

Singing

I'm just an intern for the summer

Dewey Come on!

Intern

Singing

But it feels like this song has gone one forever

Dewey Okay, let's wrap it up.

The Iron Vulture engulfs the Sunchaser and harpoons it to the inner hanger.

Crew

[Singing] Heave-ho below, it's time to go

We dearly hope that you like the show

I mean 'cuz your heart we already stole

We'll open up our ship and swallow you whole

Dewey We'll open up our ship and swallow you whole!

Crew Yo-ho!

Dewey Yo-ho! Ah... Was I late on the Yo-ho? Should we take it from the top? Okay.

Crew Rrrgh...

Dewey Eeeeeeeh? I like my hat now.

Scrooge I didn't even know he was gone all that time?

Huey I thought he was on lookout!

Louie Yeah, he was definitely there when we went back to the plane, right?

Webby Yeah, I think so.

Skye This is embarrassing...

Dewey You didn't even notice I was gone?! That's it, I'm staying here.

Scrooge You ran away, joined a pirate crew, and you are mad at us?!

Dewey Let them go and give them back their tainted treasure! If they can't remember me, I don't wanna remember them!

Ugly Mug Give the treasure back?

Louie That probably won't be all the treasure, not all of it. A jewel or something, you know, could have been lost forever during that dance number...

Skye (Smiles at Louie) Ha, you have no clue.

Louie what.

Zephyr (Rolls her eyes)

Peg Leg Meg Don't you want to ransom them or make them walk the plank or, you know, something pirate-y?

Dewey Really Peg Leg Meg?! First you cut me off during the big number then you give me notes?!

Peg Leg Meg He sounds a lot like Don Karnage...

Ugly Mug...but with less treasure...

Peg Leg We may be singing and dancing pirates...

Ugly Mug...but we still

pirates. It's into the skies with ye all!

The pirates prepare to dump the McDuck family out the hatch.

Dewey Great, now everyone pays attention to me.

Ugly Mug It's into Davy Jones' Upper Cabinet with ye!

Dewey Come on, mateys! Remember how we all hated Don Karnage? It's good times, right?

Peg Leg Meg We actually hate you more than--

Dr. Tom Karnage--me?!

Ugly Mug Who be you? Some sort of plant scientist?

Zephyr Morons

Skye (Laughs)

Don Karnage

Takes of his disguise

It is I, The Master of Disguise in the skies, Don Karnage! Ha-ha!

Dewey Uh-oh.

Don Karnage The pirates of Don Karnage deserve better than this two bit bilge rat.

Peg Leg Meg Aww, Cap'n.

Don Karnage I only push you because I believe you can do better. And those that can't, I kill. You may be talentless backup, but you are the talentless backup of Don Karnage.

Ugly Mug

Sobs

Bring it in, guys. Bring it in.

Louie Come to push us off the plank yourself, "Captain Dewey"?

Skye (Laughs) “Captain Dewey.”

Dewey Hey! it’s not that funny...and uh, so listen. Things got a little out of hand. Sure, I wanted attention, but I don't know--

Scrooge If we listened to your story earlier, you wouldn't have fallen in with this, lad.

Huey You should really communicate your needs more clear-- I mean, we're sorry.

Dewey No, I'm sorry. With so many people it's so easy to... get lost in the shuffle!

The kids Ding!

Don Karnage Excuse me,

ship. Only

get the heart-felt moment of realization. En guarde!

Don Karnage swings his sword, but ends up cutting the rope binding the McDuck family, and losing his sword and hat to Dewey. Dewey bats a wrench to the controls closing the hatch and turning off the main lights. The red emergency lights turn on in response.

Don Karnage Cue my dramatic duel spotlight!

Crew A duel!

Don Karnage and Dewey spar, but Dewey disappears as Don Karnage delivers a coup-de-grace.

Huey Ha-ha, you salty sky dog... I'm Dewey! I fear not the likes of you-ey!

Louie I have a colorful personality, not unlike my hat, hehe. Watch how I Dewey it! Dew-dew-Dew, Dewey it...

Don Karnage Stop that! Come back here and die!

Skye Let’s Dew-y this sky Pirates!

Zephyr Come and get me I’m the tiny blue one that holds the power of a Rainbow Llama from a mountain apparently, come let’s de-wl!

Webby I'm sweet and sensitive and full of secrets, and, uh, something about Mt. Peligroso...

Dewey Aw, they really do pay attention...weirdly West included.

Don Karnage Wait a minute. Quickly, the follow light!

Scrooge finds and immediately collects the stolen treasure.

Dewey Ha! Retreat. Everybody in! I'll hold them off.

Don Karnage Get them!

Scrooge How are you going to distract an entire crew of blood-thirsty pirates?

Dewey takes out a pitch pipe and blows.

Crew

Singing

Avast ye lads who be faint hearted

We rule these skies uncharted

Don Karnage What are you doing?! They're getting away!

Crew

[Singing]

Cruel and vicious hearties we

Who sails up on the skies and not the sea

Dewey Bon voyage, Don Karnage!

Skye Talk about a cool exit!

Dewey throws the sword and Captian hat. Launchpad pulls the plane out of the Iron Vulture.

Karnage No one escapes the villainous me! Stop dancing! Man the cannons! Who's steering the ship?!

The Iron Vulture crashes into a near mountain.

Don This is why only I get the solos.

Points his sword

CURSE YOU DEWEY DUCK!

Cuts to inside of the Sunchaser.

Zephyr I found this with the treasure. (Passes it to Uncle Scrooge as he sits down beside dewey) (Leaves while sending Dewey a genuine smile)

Dewey Hey, my hat! (Smiles back, suprised)

Wears the hat

Scrooge It certainly is, uh, unique. How did you... come by it?

Louie Everyone, listen up!

Approaching Scrooge

Zephyr (whispering toward Skye) The moment we have all been waiting for.

Skye (Laughs softly)

I am a hero. At great risk to my personal safety I have rescued Scrooge's most valuable piece of treasure: The Sapphire of Souls.

Scrooge Never heard of it.

Louie

Gives the gem to Scrooge

It's a priceless gem that reflects your darkest desires?

Scrooge This is priced at $29.50.

Louie What the-- I didn't even steal a real treasure?!

Webby Ha-ha, got ya! I bought that at the airport. Ha, tell me not to make treasure about learning. Everything's about learning! Ha-Ha. (Jumps hugs Louie, happily)

Zephyr Honestly, that was adorable.

Skye Agreed, any hug from Webby is adorable.

Scrooge Go ahead lad, I'm listening.

Dewey What do you know about alpacas? 'Cause I ran across a rainbow colored alpaca who told me she had been waiting decades for The Chosen One, and guess what? I was The Chosen One!

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