#Duck Discovery

[glitteryrubberduck]

These are so cute

[lemonzone]

I've hired this roach to stare at you

[sanchomps]

did you know there's an anti banknote forgery detection software baked into photoshop where you can't open images even just containing money because i found out while editing this photo of duck shuffler rolling in dough

LEGAL(?) DISCLAIMER: i only edited to make this product photo pop ok i did not aim for forgery. i can't say the same for the duck shown above.

anyway purchase my merch TOMORROW the 24th at 5pm ET with very legal dollars thank you https://shop.sanchomps.com/

[martianbugsbunny]

new gay dads just dropped:

[boingodigitalart]

Now it’s my turn to get onto the trend once again since I had to do it!!

[nineblades]

I think the worst part about bg3 for me is the way I see a character I was not intending to romance smile or say the saddest fucking thing or their romance trigger cutscene pops up and I go. I need to romance you right now. and make a new character. and then I see a character I was not intending to romance smile or say the saddest fucking thing or their romance trigger cutscene pops up and

[the-one-and-only-duckduckgo]

That's Michael Shelley!

Okay, I looked him up on Pinterest. He's the beautiful guy I talked about on the TMA post.

Thanks for his (their?) name!

(are they going to be okay? In which episode do they appear? Should I be worried? )

[meekosthemeparkphotos]

Launchpad McQuack

[fly-pow-bye]

We finally have a US release date for The Day the Earth Blew Up beyond its screening at tomorrow's Animation Is Film festival: it will be available at select theaters on February 28th, 2025.

[lpsotd]

Me and my girlfriend just merged collections and it's fun to see the difference in our pets! (I have a lot of the old ones, she has some that are a bit newer) My favorite was always chihuahua 219 (I called them Chi. They were whatever gender was most convenient) Her favorite is shorthair cat 2249 (named Luna. She always had a harem) My brother's favorite was duck 108 (no idea why)

this ask is so cute to me njdgbjkgdnbk having an lps collection with your partner sounds so lovely to me ... love that chi switching genders based on the situation at hand .. they just like me fr. ouuh i love shorthair cat #2249 to bits and pieces .. her having a harem is amazing dgbgdijnbdgjbn. and your brother has good taste methinks, the ducks are adorable :o)

[humanmorph]

i can't believe austin went launchpad like right away & then it was skipped over because janine didn't think he was a duck. HE IS!

[differenthead]

Volume 253

Listen to Different Head, Vol. 253: "Heartbeat" (May 17, 2023) byDifferent Head on hearthis.at

Download

0:00:00 — "Some Place You Can Leave" by Bodywash (2016)

0:03:30 — "Hypnotist" by Lightheaded (2019)

0:05:59 — DJ

0:09:16 — "Microbe" by Snooper (2020)

0:10:37 — "Burst the Shell" by Chronophage (2022)

0:12:54 — "New York" by Soft Yes (2022)

0:15:55 — "18 Cigarettes" by Ducks Ltd. (2021)

0:19:05 — DJ

0:22:44 — "Heartbeat" by Nuovo Testamento (2023)

0:26:43 — "Tru Nature" by Discovery Zone (2020)

0:30:44 — "Asleep" by Sofie Royer (2020)

0:33:34 — DJ

0:38:39 — "Face Down" by Gunther Schuller & Joe Lovano (1997)

0:44:46 — "Wreckage" by Qasim Naqvi (2017)

0:49:29 — "Sketches of Lines in Spiral" by Lori Scacco (2004)

0:51:11 — DJ

0:55:16 — "Time Alone" by Fetch Tiger (2022)

[delicatelysublimeforester]

Embark on a Nature Adventure with the New Nature Walk Song on YouTube!

[amnhnyc]

This Fossil Friday, meet the Museum’s mummified hadrosaur—one of the most complete pieces of Mesozoic dinosaur remains ever found! This fossil represents one of the greatest discoveries in the history of paleontology: a rare glimpse at the texture of dinosaur skin. Like the skin on modern birds’ feet, this duck-billed dinosaur’s skin was marked by bumps called tubercles. The tubercles are larger along the animal’s back and sides and smaller around the joints, which needed to be flexible.

Photo: Image no. ptc-7737 © / AMNH Library (Circa 1992)

[boingodigitalart]

Now it’s my turn to get on the Bandwagon with this poster

[sardonic-the-writer]

𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐥𝐲 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐈𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐥 𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞

↳ warnings: alastor being a bit egotistical

↳ song: si j'étais blanche—joséphine baker

↳ notes: got any ideas for stuff i should do next? reblogs are appreciated

masterlist | commissions | carrd

• It wasn’t your fault you’ve always had a messed up sleep schedule

• Even while living, nighttime had never been able to tame you. It was just your luck that the habit carried on into hell. Figures that the world wouldn’t give you a break even in death

• You weren’t exactly an insomniac, per se. It was quite the opposite in fact. Just a simple case of falling victim to spontaneous naps in the most random of places. Yet never at night

• Narcoleptic & nocturnal were the terms that your friends used to use for you. With grins, they’d compared you to an owl; always up at night wandering aimlessly. Sometimes for days on end you’d carry on doing this and that, only to curl into a ball the next day and remain that way

• The habit never was anything more than a nuisance until you’d started living at the hotel. The place was just so big, with so many places for you to lie down before the thought of your bedroom even crossed your mind

• Angel Dust was the first person to find you passed out. He had been strolling into the kitchen, looking for something to consume that wasn’t drugs for once, when he spied you hunched over the counter snoring softly

• In your hand was a wooden spoon covered in a creamy batter of some sort, a bowl beneath it with the same concoction. Almost as if you had been making something before passing out

• Briefly checking his phone, the spider confirmed that it was only two in the afternoon, and approached you with a sly smile

• You were promptly startled awake by a loud shout directly next to your ear

• “I’m sorry—“ Angel laughed wildly as you fumed, not sounding sorry at all. “—but you should have seen your face.” He clutched his stomach as he fell into another laughing fit

• “Hey! Watch it!”

• He ducked with a frown as you sent the spoon flying at his head, just barely missing the porn star’s styled hair

• Everyone quickly made their own discovery about your weird sleeping habits soon after. Each in their own embarrassing ways

• Vaggie witnessed you lying on the stairs looking positively drained one morning, and Charlie even found you face first on the bar counter while Husk wiped away at a cocktail glass

• “Too much to drink?” She asked the cat, lifting up one of your arms between her thumb and forefinger carefully, almost as if you’d wake if she pressed to hard

• Husk laughed to himself at the question, remembering how he had turned to make you a shot before coming back to the sight before him now

• “Not exactly.” He huffed

• Perhaps best example of just how bad your timing was came in the form of an impromptu staff meeting

• Alastor had called everyone— more like demanded them —into the main parlor for an announcement one day. A mere week after the kitchen incident with Angel, in fact

• With a flourish of shadowy magic and a twirl of his hands, the overlord presented some sort of home made commercial on the age old TV the place had, looking very amused with himself as he did so

• You tried to pay attention, you really did. But at one point the actors and stray blood splatters started to look like the back of your eyelids

• By the time it was over, Alastor was tapping his fingers along the top of the picture box rhythmically while everyone looked at him with awkward smiles

• But you? Well—

• “So!” Alastor cheered with a cheesy grin as he spun on his heel. The rest of the members in the room watched him awkwardly, not noticing that your head had hit the back of the couch at a rough angle. “What do you all thi— are they asleep.”

• Static bled into the demons voice at an alarming rate as you let out a half jolt at the shift in mood, falling off the couch with a yelp in your wake

• You took a moment to swipe at your face wildly before blanching at Alastor towering over you nervously

• “Uh, my bad?”

• Alastor’s smile strained itself so thin, you thought it would split his face in half

• “Glad to know I’m keeping you entertained.” He all but laughed happily. But the white knuckled grip on his microphone told you otherwise

• You recall Charlie telling you something about ignorance being one of Alastor’s least favorite things. Especially when it came to his little spectacles

• “Maybe we’ve had enough peer feedback for today—“ Vaggie cut in cautiously

• “I concur.” Came your quick agreement

• You made sure to avoid Alastor for a few days after that