#Drunk thoughts

[mommyghostface28]

Pretty little things like you belong on the counter, on your back, my tongue buried inside of you while you cum all over my face. I take no exceptions, my love. Your place is here, cumming like the dumb slut that you are.

+This post is about sapphic sex+

[kaionyx]

Fuck, I wish I had a puppy to be my personal toilet for the night. Being drunk and having to piss every 30 minutes isn’t fun without a face or a mouth to ruin.

[pr3tent1ous]

Drunk in Texas.

[marisuhhhhdudee]

I’m horny and drunk

All I want is to get used so bad

I need it 😖

[4am-enha]

Enha when: you low-key confess (but you’re drunk).

description/tags: small text screenshots with each member, their reactions, you went out partying, you’re drunk, you lowkey (maybe high key actually) confess romantic feelings to your friends over text, you’ll regret that in the morning.

warnings: swearing, intoxicated reader, purposely bad spelling and typos.

note: another text format for you guys! <3 all notes are appreciated!

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[duckduckbear]

You wake up suddenly. Eyes blurry you squint at your phone. “Three AM, God, I’m dry”

* opens bottle brought to bed *

* drinks deeply *

Gasp

Higurp

That’s better!

Maybe one more good plug

Or two

Hic

“Maybe justdd one m…more”

Glug

Glug

…Glug…

*alarm goes off *

Gl…ug….oh *hic* shidt!

I godda get rehdy.

*staggers while finishing the bottle*

Trips to the restroom, hiccuping dangerously.

[wintergreenoreo]

Not to glaze or anything but… I just want to say as a prime Fernando girlie that Lance fans are fully welcome on this blog because you guys are the sweetest and kindest people i’ve ever seen/met. Like i’ve been through the highs and lows interacting with different F1 fanbases but the only constant was that Lance fans were always so positive and nice. The way you guys fully back your driver from harsh unwarranted criticism is amazing. Plus seeing Nando have a teammate that works with him very very well and not against him is so relieving. Lance and Aston tamed the old man and im so happy to see him living his best life with a bright smile again. 💚💚💚

[futturmangamez]

Looikk whyss billh so handsomwww:0

Want too saveee a horsey😄🐎

[kaionyx]

Taking my time teasing and feeling up a shy puppygirl, kissing and biting anywhere my mouth can reach or rolling and pinching her sensitive nipples through her shirt while telling her what a pretty little girl she is has been heavy on my mind.

Getting to watch their girldick twitch and jump more and more under her skirt the longer I drag it out, not stopping until they get all flustered and start whining and stumbling over their words trying to ask for more through their tears is all makes me feral just thinking about it.

[babygorewhore]

Slut me out and make me your porn.

[ughtumno]

it's manwë week and im drunk and sad about how he is literally melkor's twin but is physically incapable of understanding evil by Eru (and by proxy barred from knowing who melkor is truly??)

obv their relationship was planned and doomed from the start which is horrifying to dwell on.

how fucking awful would it be to have been practically cursed to BE YOUR OWN SIBLING'S FKING WORST ENEMY TOLKIEN WHYYYYYY (BUT ALSO THANK YOUUUUU)

[twilight-good-yall-dumb]

being in love with Spencer Reid since childhood will do things to a girl. need him so bad, like worse than I could ever explain. need that nerdy ass beautiful man. pleaaaaaasssseeeeeeee Dr. Agent Spencer Reid give me a CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[reeseykins]

I went to an indoor water park yesterday and thought about what the companions would be like in a modern setting, at a shitty indoor water park in west nowhere Vermont.

Wyll is competitive and athletic so he is on the faux indoor surfing water feature looking like a total bad ass. The other people waiting in line are annoyed because you can stay on as long as you don't fall and Wyll never falls so he is on it for like 20 minutes just flexing his abs.

Laezel and Shadowheart are getting competitive about waterslides. One says they can beat the other down in the slides that run parallel to each other, and pretty soon they are racing each other up the stairs and down the slides over and over again until the rest of the group is like, yo chill tf out.

Karlach is worried about going into the water at first because of her infernal engine, but eventually settles into the quiet outdoor pool that no one else frequents. Pretty soon the water around her is bubbling and warm and she has like 3 kids and two older couples congregating nearby absolutely loving the impromptu hot tub.

Halsin was just walking by the kiddie splash pad and some mom was like, "can you watch my kid for a second?" And then all of a sudden there are like 7 small children climbing on him and he's happy as can be making pretend bear growls and chasing kids around.

Astarion is all about sitting in the sun and actually reserves a lounge chair on either side of him, not for his friends but so that no one else will sit next to him and ruin his *~vibe~*

Gale is asleep in a tube just circling the lazy river over and over again. He has had like 2 fruity rum punches and is passed out, head back, snoring as the river just pushes him around and around.

Tav is at the snack bar trying to get enough food to feed this ridiculous polycule she calls her friends but she cant carry 10 orders of chicken tenders and is really annoyed she isn't in the pool or asleep on a lounge chair right now.

Please add to this 😂

[lovergirly]

mornings with wednesday

i wrote this while super drunk so please bear with me. i love y’all so much i hope you enjoy 💕

dating wednesday addams was a crazy experience. she didn’t quite know how to express emotions, but she tried for you. she held the door open, kissed your knuckles, allowed you to pick on her without killing you, etc. your favorite part, however, was mornings with your lovely, goth girlfriend. it was currently 5 am and you could feel wednesday trying to get out of your grasp.

“wednesday stop-“

“no. it’s 5, i need to get up. you should too.” you can see her braided hair was slightly messy and she didn’t have any makeup on. she looked beautiful.

“can we please cuddle for another five minutes?”

“why must you always ask this? you know i say no every time so just let me get up.” she sees your face turn a little sour so she sighs and leans in to give you a kiss. she finally gets up and leaves for the bathroom to take a shower. you stare at the door for a couple seconds before starting to close your eyes again, only to hear wednesday yell, “don’t go back to sleep,” through the door. you never understood how she knew you that well. so well she could tell your every move, even when she couldn’t see you. you disregarded her words anyway, and took a nap until she got out of the bathroom.

“i thought i gave you explicit instructions.” you simple smile at her and she deadpans back at you.

“i’m tired what can i say my love?”

“you can say nothing and get out of bed.”

“whatever.” you say while finally getting out of bed. you get dressed in your uniform while wednesday changes into the same uniform but all black. just looking at her made you fall even deeper in love. she always looked so composed. even when it’s 5:45 am and her hair is down and… wait. her hair is down. it was longer than you expected, very wavy. she looked absolutely elegant, but you knew she’d braid her hair again. it’s never not braided after all. why not make the morning just a tad bit romantic.

“wednesday?” you asked while conjuring up the sweetest voice you could find.

“yes mi amor?”

“can i braid your hair… please?”

wednesday paused. she never let anyone touch her hair. it was her thing. she always needed to look composed, it didn’t matter who she was with. as long as she was composed she’d be fine. she can’t act nervous right now because it makes her lose control of her body. and when she loses control of her body she loses control of her words. “you want to- what?… umm why may i… ask?”

“because i love you and i want to make you feel beautiful. and if doing your hair will do that then i must braid your hair.” you shrug. deep down your real reason was to be close to wednesday. you loved her. her shampoo, her hair, her face. not only that but her personality, her charisma, her style. you loved the girl in front of you with everything you could. and in return she loved you. she sat in front of you as you started dividing her hair and getting to work. she was nervous (though she’d rather swim through a pool of her own blood than admit that). she loved your gentle touches and how you can make her feel like a precious doll. now wednesday hated feeling weak, but with you she didn’t feel that way. she instead felt loved. every smile you sent her way was true love. every time you reached for her hand when you were nervous was true love. every time you apologize for pulling her hair a little too hard was true love. you both were so in love with each other and neither of you were scared to admit it. “oh mi amor, you did such a good job on my hair.” the goth praises while giving you a kiss of the nose.

“of course i did! i tried my hardest. now it’s 6:15 we need to get breakfast.”

“of course after you my love.” she says while opening the door for you and giving a false bow to show how chivalrous she is.

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i hope you guess enjoyed !! like i said i’m very drunk rn so i’ll probably delete this tomorrow morning or something. leave me more requests i’ll get back to them asap!!

[gordontheengineswifenirmal]

He’s even sexier when I’m drunk lol I’m

Drunk now lol

lol he’s sexy cute like Gordon not quite gordon but he an them cards ammirifht lol feg off

[duckduckbear]

I think it’s time I become an alcoholic with just a job. No more career. Too stressful. Have a job, be able to do it kinda drunk. And drink away the night.