#Draven is there too. And saw. And luthen is dressed as the gardener who comes and goes Mysteriously | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

rotzaprachim · 2 years ago

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obviously this stars Luke skywalker as a gay little detective traipsing around in full Benoit Blanc gay little swimsuit style to put the pin in who Did this except unlike Benoit Blanc he never actually figures out who did it because there are too many possible suspects and no one seems to feel particularly bothered he died

Really would love some kind of rogue one/andor au that’s like an Agatha Christie style locker room mystery in terms of who killed Galen erso? Well. There was a line

#Luke is just sipping a drink with a bendy straw at the pool like I just done want anything bad to happen to THESE and people #And in the background jyn is holding a knife dripping blood while Lyra and cassian are holding a body with a pillowcase over the head #Draven is there too. And saw. And luthen is dressed as the gardener who comes and goes Mysteriously #And has a suspicious range of womprat poison #Luke is like did you get along well with your father in law mister andor #And in the background is a photograph of cassian and Galen on one of them good old FIL and SIL golfing trips clasping hands in the sort of #Manly handshake that leaves no room for imagination that one party would be fine with the other dropping dead #The entire thing happens at Galen’s Special Company-provided Summer Beach House where he just wanted to get everyone together for some clam #Bakes and lobster rolls forget the weapons manufacturing etc etc #And then all the juice glasses and lamps come in the shape of military hardware #Cinta also turned out to be a suspect. She doesn’t have any personal grudge she just thinks arms developers should die

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