#Dont worry it wont bite
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FUCK YEAAAAAAAA
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every day im reminded that though my parents may have wanted a dog they clearly did not want to take care of a dog
#and i KNEW this which was why i insisted on not getting dogs though they keep trying to gaslight me#into thinking that i agreed on the dogs. i didnt and i wish id railed against it harder#because ill be honest i knew i didnt want to take care of a dog i wasnt in the headspace#but i also knew that if they got the dog that the actual caring duties would be foisted off to me#and the things that They would have to do ie go to the vet nd pay the bills etc theyd complain about and avoid#and thats one thjng. but oh my fucking god. my dad specifically#its like hes trying to get these dogs to die. we have several plants in the backyard#bad for dogs. i point them out. i have pointed them out Several times.#theyre his plants the gardens his thats none of my things. he just goes oh they wont get into them#THEYRE DOGS. but he doesnt want to move his fucking plants#one of the dogs is on medicine but has a habit of not eating his food in the morning#which means if u leave his medicine in hjs bowl the other dog might eat it#one solution is to give him the tablet straight. because hes good about eating it#he doesnt want to because 'thats gross'. Are you five fucking years old#the dog doesnt like the texture of dry food so another solution is to wet it#dad wont do that either because 'hes too spoiled' and 'it takes time' ONE MINUTE?????????#like i have to assume this is some kind of ploy to make me do it instead when i dont wake up that early#because if its not then hes truly just incompetent or doesnt care about the dogs#which brings me back to WHY DID YOU GET THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE.#im sick of having to worry about them when he just does shit like this its wasting my time and its wasting money#but ohhhh we dont want to give the dogs away theyre part of the family 🥺#CLEARLY. because apparently u wanted kids but didnt want to take care of them either!!#im pissed off!!! im tired!!!!!!!!#i need to know im not going batshit here for being pissed off!!!!!#the dogs are getting back to back problems and at least some of it would have been mitigated by oh.#i dont know. the bare minimum?????#at least if the plants had been taken care of i wouldnt have to wonder if theyd just gotten into them#or if its an actual problem like a mass or bite. but no now i dont know#and at this rate were going to waste money going to the vet every fucking week
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i know johnny's going thru a personal crisis re: his identity as a bully, and we did get to see him bully jeff at the beginning of the chapter, but i feel like his "at least defend yourself" is influenced in part by max.
in chapter 3, when trying to beat up max, johnny asks him "why you gotta play hard to beat up", which implies the kids he usually picks on don't put up a fight. they stand there and let him bully them, maybe weakly protesting but that's it. and in both pages where we can see jeff being bullied, its done and over with on the same page and he doesn't do much more to resist then put his hands up.
max, on the other hand, ducks and dodges and flips and does acrobatics to slip away at every chance. and then when he's caught he continues to struggle, rather than give in. in chapter 1, when johnny finally manages to catch him long enough to convince him to fight or pay up, max chooses to fight (and lose). in chapter 3, when johnny manages to catch him, he steals his scooter and bat and max proceeds to chase him down, jumping through a bus to do so and stealing his ruined scooter back from under his feet the moment he was able to.
when ed says that johnny goes after the less popular nerds because they "give [him] big reactions without many repercussions, and [he] crave[s] that attention plus the admiration of [his] bully friends", i believe them. but i also believe that adding max into the mixture made that option unappealing, because now he's had a taste of what it'd be like to have someone challenge him, and he craves that dynamic. he shoves jeff to the ground and says to his friends "whatta waste of good violence", but no violence was really used. jeff gave in pretty quickly, and johnny lost interest once he realized he wasn't going to get what he wanted from it
#honestly stephens page of bullying had more violence aimed at jeff. johnny did menacing finger point and forceful shirt grab#altho in the bg of the previous page he was shown biting jeffs leg so. take from that what you will#paranatural#i also dont think johnny like. KNOWS? that he wants a challenge? i think hed try to continue as hes been going and it wont feel the same#max has like 8 pages in ch1 where hes actively avoiding/running from/fighting johnny. 12 in ch3 (chasing him down counts as fighting imo)#everytime i do character analysis i start to worry the my interpretation of the character is horribly wrong so. sorry if it is lmao
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goober boomboom for pride month
#phighting#phighting!#phighting fanart#roblox#roblox art#boombox phighting#he can be squish and pet when someone makes u feel bad bout ur self#dont worry he wont get hurt#...you can also throw him at the homophobes and he will bite them#/sillies (he'd prob just start teaching them#<- skateboard would prob be the one to bite them
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if its okay with you, would you share the brushes you use?
sure thing!! i should note that i mess with the settings of the brushes i use pretty frequently and im always jumping between them, so you might need to tweak the pressure + anti-aliasing of some of these to get the results youre looking for @__@ most recently ive been using this set of free brushes by @/fearoffun, especially the flatbrush and LAUV pens! but theyre all very good :-) aside from that, some other favorites of mine are this G-Pen, as well as this brush set. they're the main two pens i use for my large drawings [i.e the jyushimura pic and the fake manga cover]
also, i don't think i've used it in anything i've posted here, but i really like the intoxicate pencil set as well!
somewhat related, i know in some of my older drawings i use a pen that changes color; this is actually just one of the default csp pens with an extra option turned on! if you click on this little box that i circled, you should be able to adjust the settings to get the same color jitter effect you'll see used there :-) though since the brush itself is just a default one [albeit one ive absolutely Demolished the pressure settings of] i figure it'd be a bit silly to share that😅
#larry time#answers#if there's any specific drawing where you'd like to know what pens i used please feel free to ask!!#i personally REALLY hate the trend of artists getting super cagey over the pens and brushes they use#so dont worry! i wont bite :-) i love sharing tools
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happy pride to this image of frank and anthony specifically
#franks just barely touching the flag lmaoo#dont worry it wont bite you#yr frontman might though#ez.txt
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☹️ kikis gonna get all her teeth yanked at the end of the month & dodgers got cavities…
#personal#pet tag#her mouth is too narrow for us to brush them & bc she was never trained for it she wont let us do it without biting us (she was a stray)#but my biggest shock aside from that was she has like 20 left in there ???#me & my siblings were under the impression she had like 6 or 7 left not like half her mouth 😭#we cant brush dodgers either since he was a stray & wouldnt allow us to even try to trian him for it 🗿#esp since he bite me p bad a few years back when we tried so 👎#the joys & woes of having two old dogs in the house loll#at least my parents are paying for it this time so i dont have to worry 🗿
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Unreliable as she may be 😌 it's funnier to think maomao is mildly favorable toward jinshi rather than completely indifferent
Romance is just funnier when presented as unrequited
#i mean...#i wouldnt let a man i didnt like or was neutral toward bite me multiple times with minimal complaint#she thinks abt him too much to not be into him anyways :)#and so worried about his gonads? why?#'i wont be seeing them any time soon' my ass#when has she ever said something that DIDNT happen#shes always like 'i dont wanna see him'#u r thinking abt him#all the time#jinmao insanity til i die as it were
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Y'all need to get weirder in my ask box I'm just saying
#qeyond sucks#this is so light hearted btw im being silly but also like#for the deranged shit i say and reblog i have a stark lack of weird shit going on in my asks!!!!#wtf!!!#i didnt make all those fucked up amvs in the early 2000's just to be alive in 2023 and no one being weird @ me 😒#again so light hearted i just think yall should play along with me more :>#i wont bite unless you want me to#saying this as if im also not a coward and unfunny when put on the spot ncjsbfjenfjwnnfnsjfne#i worry im intimidating cuz historically thats been the problem when in fact i am simply a goober#with a head full of nothing#anyway point being plz dont be shy to send me shit :'3c
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Before yall ask me questions or any words uh. I might explain about the "K - rising" thingy soon or I don't know uh-maybe someday or today, tomorrow, IDK.
But if you have any questions about it I'd like to answer them and explain half of them.
I don't wanna explain thingy but my brain is telling me "yes" instead of no- so. Skhsjajs
I really I wanna answer them so badly skjsjs pls pls I'm getting mentally ready to answer them-)
Feel free to mess around and ask anything.
Remember that you guys are FREE to do things. Mostly safe for ya to be here--
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I think your really cool and I'd love go get to know you better but im to anxious to message you again
You don't have to sender this, this is purely so I can be anonymous because anxiety just know I think your super cool and your art is amazing
aww! you're so sweet thank you!! good job for sending this msg to me even though you were anxious about it im so proud!!
#ask kandidandi#anon#dont worry anon im shy/anxious when talking to people too i know how hard it is gghg#i am literallly just some person i promise i wont bite your head off#only do what ur comfortable with though and if thats just sending this msg and nothing more then thats enough#muah!!#<3#i hope you have a good day/night
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ur a silly cutie dude and I wish I could be there for you more but I'm bad at talking </3
HUH?
#BWEEHWEBEBWBBEBWBEBW ANON....... ANON PLEASE DONT BE SCARED.............#its actually easy to start conversations with me i forced myself to start those with one person for like one entire year#dont worry anon... reveal yourself......... i wont bite... okimaybite BUT STILL
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Ohhh I'm so sensitive rn and I have to go to my homophobic dentist office tomorrow. Let's see if I get microagressioned again girlies! Cherry on the cake!
#kai.txt#im really at my mf limit. if one more thing goes wrong im ending it all no joke.#but also im so normal and well adjusted. not mentally ill at all i promise you can trust me!#put your hand into the encloser i will not cower in fear and / or bite you#vent#and dont worry it cant be by my own hand i know this from last time so i wont even try but im *fingers touching* this close...
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whining hours . sry
#like idk i try to like. imagine a future where i have like. friends. you know. Bare mimimum i have People i talk to. who arent lamp. and i#just cant imagine it happening again#like. i genuinely feel like i cant connect to ppl anymore and idk how id like. i dont see a way for me to do that ever again since i cant g#to school and like. sny job im able to get wouldnt be the kind where i like. meet people or make friends. and last year when i eent out wit#the express purpose of Making friends i literally couldnt. speak to anyone. like i just sat alone with my headphones on until it was time t#go home ... i dont know how to like. initiate casual conversation#+ like. i worry i get way too invested in any potential friendships bc i want so badly to be Normal and have friends and then i freak out#rly badly over something trivial. and thats entirely my fault like I need to work on not letting my freakouts effect the person im freaking#out abt. yk. like its my stupid brain that just gets rly rly overly defensive and weird abt everything its not like. I need to work on that#and thats another reason i dont knowif ill ever be able to make friends again is bc i genuinely dont trust myself not to get overly attache#way too quickly and then explode or something. idk#i also think maybe im just not meant to have actual lasting relationships with anybody ever. yk. like maybe im not meant to ever have roots#and maybe i just wont ever get to have stability and my life will always be entirely transient. Perhaps thats for the best so that i dont#have t like. lose ppl. and ppl dont have to deal with me#+ if i make bad decisions there r less ppl to care abt it. you know. which is a plus. idk#theres like. some parts of me r like desperate for friends and for love and to just . feel like i exist and Talk to people and like. have#stability. and then the rest r like No this is good bc we cant hurt as many ppl like this and also we dont deserve any of that so this is#for the best. and i just have to sit here like ok ! bc if i seek out friendships that part shuts it all down and if i dont the other part#makes me feel miserable and lonely. like damn i am destined for misery. but whatever. it doesnt rly matter DHRNFJFN im just being whiny#it just feels like i need like. ok this is my abdicating responsibility and is the reason i dont have friends disclaimer. i know that. very#aware. but i like. i need somebody to be the one to reach out to Me bc i like. i cant reach out to ppl like. i cant Try to initiate#conversations . but i think if there was a person who like. initiated conversations w me and started a friendship with me i like. i think#itd help me get used to Having a friend again and then id like. id be better at maintaining it and eventually id be able to pick up th#weight. but Obviously nobody wants to like. put in all that effort for somebody whos incapable of returning the favor possibly ever. yk#i need to just bite the bullet and humiliate myself and reach out even if its embarassing and even if it makes me have to throw up#<- happened one time when i tried to talk to someone new. which is so. oh my god. there r ppl who have avtual fucking issues and then im#just like boohoo i tried to think abt a conversation starter and got so anxious i fucking threw up. GOD. i hateit i hate it i hate it. but#wtvr. ik i cant actually expect that from anybody basically like. ik its a stupid wish. idk. i just wish i had somebody who could help me#like. remember how to mask and how to socialize Like a real person. and wouldnt mind that im like. weird right now. and would be willing to#talk to me until i got normal and stuff. wtvr. idk ... 10000 lashings
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i’m gunna be completely honest with yall…pop tarts bites have NO business being this goddamn good. i’d shell out government secrets- id turn on my whole fucking bloodline if i were bribed with them. i love them so much.
#theyre so FUCKING good *breaks a chair in half eith my bare hands*#i LOVE poptart bites#not even sponsored#i SHOULD be sponsored though. deadass.#you wont find a bigger fan#just my life#UGH I JUST ATE ANOTHER ONE THEYRE SO FUCKING GOOD YALL#no money is going to kellogs or whoever the fuck owns them -but lets be real its either nestle or kellogs-#my dad is able to get them from the airport he works at for free so dont worry#100% pirated poptart bites i assure you#they make me so fucking happy its not even funny i love them so so much
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the autistic curse of having a special interest in star wars and thus the desire to talk and talk and talk about it. but also being so god awful at starting conversation that you just end up running in circles in your own head because you cant think of anything other than ezra bridger but cant voice it
#i am once again searching for discords to join#ohhhhhhh im so bummed that fandom is transitioning to more private spaces#eric andre voice let me in let me innnnn#i wont bite i just have a lot to say and not a lot of chances to say it#'why dont you just type it out and post it here'#well you see. its kinda. disheartening to pour out your soul and then have to worry about how many notes ur gonna get#and besides i kinda prefer having a full conversation then a buncha likes online
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