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Donald Trump will launch his campaign for a second term on June 18

Donald Trump, elected on November 8, 2016 to the surprise of the Democrat Hillary Clinton, regularly declares that he is convinced of his victory in 2020. US President Donald Trump announced Friday that he would officially launch his campaign for a second term on June 18 from Florida. A strategic choice since Florida is a key state of the presidential election that Donald Trump narrowly won in the 2016 election. "I will announce my candidacy for a second presidential term with First Lady Melania and Vice President Mike Pence June 18 in Orlando, Florida," tweeted the billionaire Republican who has participated in many meetings over the past months campaign across the United States....... Read the full article

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Trump's face on a hot cross bun cured my dandruff:  Woman's shock claim

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A 47-year-old woman has made the astonishing claim that her chronic dandruff, which has plagued her since early childhood, has now completely cleared up, due, to what she believes to be, the miraculous healing powers of a likeness of US President, Donald Trump she spotted in a hot cross bun.

Tracy Dell from Whitechapel in East London, told newsmen: "I arrived back from Lidl last Friday and decided to eat one of the hot cross buns I had bought earlier. "To my surprise, the face of Donald Trump was clearly visible in the corner of one of them. There was no doubt about it. Two of the currants were his eyes and a burnt orangey section at the top was his hair. "Almost immediately, a bright light flooded the kitchen and I felt a burning sensation on my scalp. "I heard a voice cry out: "Dandruff! Leave this woman until we find out what the hell's going on. Make her scalp great again" "After I'd calmed down a bit, I looked in the mirror and my dandruff had completely cleared up. It's a miracle and I can't thank Mr Trump enough. "I was going to bare my arse and throw bottles of piss at him like everybody else when he visits Britain in November, but after this, I'll just stay home and watch it on the telly instead" Mrs Dell's revelation comes exactly 25 years after a man from neighbouring Shoreditch was cured of chronic irritable bowel syndrome after spotting the face of Ronald Reagan on the burnt surface of a custard tart.

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Glasgow to stage 'Day of Swally' in protest at proposed Trump visit

by Danny SoZ

Glasgow City Council has announced that they will oppose any state visit to Britain by United States President, Donald Trump by staging a city-wide mass alcoholic binge on the day of his arrival.

The 'Day of Swally' will see pubs and off-licences open for 24 hours on the day that Trump arrives so that people will have every opportunity to have a good skinful no matter what the hour. It is also understood that specially designed Buckfast Tonic Wine tankers with taps along the sides will be parked at designated, 'Swally Points' across the city so that citizens can get their load on when they're on their way to work or going to the supermarket with the weans. Scotland and European football giants, Partick Thistle, have also pledged their support by setting up a whiskey collection dump at their iconic Maryhill Park training ground. Assistant Manager "Big Roan" Atkinson, told us: "Aye, we'll dae anything we can tae help the cause so we wull. I cannae stand yon orange bastart, and if goin' oan the big boay's ginger fae 24 hoors wull send oot the message that we'll no tolerant the racism in this toon then ah'm more than prepared tae go oan the drink till ah piss and shit mah troosers, so ah am" The proposed move comes hot on the heels of the recent, 'Day of Slashing', which saw Glaswegian citizens battling in the streets with razors in protest at Lorraine Kelly's announcement that she was thinking of moving from England to a house in the Bridgton area.

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