#Don't smoke

[possumcollege]

9/10 witches recommend today's new Crittertongue comic.

[fouryearsofshades]

Hi! Do you mind going over the new IVE mv and the aspects of Chinese culture in it? I did my own research, and I think most things cnetz are like upset about are borderline also in kr culture (I'm a bit sceptical by their knot choice tho), EXCEPT for the tuanshan! Which I'm pretty sure is chinese only. Thankyouu

Hi.

Yes I mind. I am not into kpop but I look up that video and the first thing I saw is that smoking tube which I hate (it is a signature Orientalism pose). I will not spend my holiday looking at things that I don't like and write analysis in proper English to explain in anger. From the half of minute or so the video I watched the whole aesthetic (the colour choice, the style of the hills and clouds etc.) was just very "guochao". I don't know what "Korean traditional culture design in modern" in Korea looks like now but that vibe just scream China for Chinese citizens. Even you have noticed the knot and tuanshan.

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[beatsforbrothels]

Fly Anakin - Don't Smoke [prod. Foisey.]

[v7lgar]

good morning guys

[aninonimosstuff-blog]

So you don't really like sweets? What other flavour DO you like? You don't seem the spicy or sour kind to me. Do you even have a favourite dish?

[arminsumi]

i have a frilly white dress and frilly white socks and cherry lipstick and now i just need a cigarette and to put Ultraviolence on repeat and spread out my arms and lay in the grass somewhere far from the city and i want to just absorb the sky and be with my soulmate and inhale deeply and blow out puffs of smoke and turn on my side and make out wildly with them and taste the cigarettes on each others lips and then get all nerdy about classic literature and then we fall even more madly in love with each other ✨🤍

[lirislilium]

[scavengerssuccotash]

[cluelessatthispoint]

Hello hello, im aware that you made a platonic Yandere!engie recently and probably don't want to make another but I can't stop thinking about this idea.

Recently I managed to convince my friend to play TF2 with me and it was...something?? They quite literally spent half an hour trying to "deactivate the smoking" while they played as Spy for some reason and kept shooting at me while they played Engie bc they were trying to get my Spy to stop smoking. It was fun, they got disappointed at the realization but played with me anyways haha.

I was wondering if you could write some platonic yandere!engie with a spy!reader, I just think is a very funny idea for Engie to constantly to try and make them stop smoking is all, specially with Pyro who is nothing but delighted to light reader's cigarettes.

(once again I apologize for bad English from my part and for making an ask about a fairly recent character, hope you have a great day!)

AAAAAHHHH! Yes! YES! platonic yandere Engie gives me serotonin and a reason to live! He is such a weird yandere because of his kindly disposition. THANK YOU! I really like this ask. :)

Warning: Platonic yandere, smoking.

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Taking a deep breath, you sigh as you walk through the base. Having won a particularly grueling battle today you could feel some pride well up in your chest as well as a creaking in your bones. It was going to be a rough day tomorrow. Thank goodness it was the last battle of the week. Tomorrow you could rest easy and relax. Thinking about all the plans for tomorrow you smiled to yourself and hummed a happy little tune. The way that the battle was won today was incredible. The soldier did his part phenomenally and you think about how you backstabbed the enemy medic so many times he ended up paranoid around his own teammates. It was a sight to behold. Just thinking about it made you smirk and chuckle slightly.

Just one thing was off....during battle the Engineer on your team kept looking at you. It was weird. It wasn't a mean look or anything...but it gave you the chills. You didn't think he was mad at you. You didn't even do anything to him. As far as you can tell, you both are on pretty good terms with each other. Just the way he acted; it was off putting. Sighing softly, you round the corner and almost bumped into Pyro. The smell of burning and something sweet fills your nostrils. Looking into the gasmask you see your own reflection being reflected back at you.

"Ah, hello Pyro....good job out there today."

He doesn't say a word but holds his hand out with a lighter in it. Flicking the lighter on and off you look at it and let out a small sigh of relief.

"Oh...thank you."

Taking out a cigarette you light the end of it and bring it to your lips. Taking a long slow drag of it you let out a pleased sigh as you feel your body relax. Pyro seemed just as pleased. Clapping his hands together and practically hopping on his toes his happy mumbles break the silence.

Leaning against the wall you and Pyro relax for a while. Pyro looks more to your left and then takes off without a word. You roll your eyes at his antics and continue smoking. Leaning back and closing your eyes you don't notice the sound of someone walking closer until a hand is on your shoulder. Opening an eye you look to your left to see the Engineer.

"Hello Engie...how are you?"

He sighs heavily and reaches a hand to your mouth and plucks the cigarette from in between your lips and drops it on the floor and stomps on it with a huff.

"I hate seein you smoke those things."

You feel your eye twitch, a swell of anger rises within you and you give him a piece of your mind.

"Engie...don't you dare do that again!"

Your words coming out harsher than you liked. The look in his eyes looks dark and hurt...it scares you. Swallowing nervously, you lower your head and apologize softly.

"I-I'm sorry Engineer...I...I didn't mean to-"

He sighs and crosses his arms.

"I hate seeing you hurt yourself this way...If you keep this up, I'm gonna have to hurt you."

His thick Texan drawl mixed with uncharacteristically unkind words made you laugh hard. You look up at him through tears of laughter and stop cold. A pit of dread settles in your stomach...He wasn't laughing....he wasn't even smiling...You looked him in the eyes and freeze. His cold eyes pin you in your spot. Hearing your name being called from down the hallway you took this as a sign and took your chance to escape. You walked away slowly. Leaving Engineer staring after you in the hallway and a feeling of fear in your stomach.

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I hope that you enjoy this! I finished my finals and I'm so happy! :)

[softmintpurejoy]

Do I think you're an asshole if you blow smoke into someone's face? Yes

Do I think that a fictional character doing that to their significan other/love interest is hot? Also yes

[uzaleznienie]

Majtki

[jolteonmchale]

[jisforjudi2]

I'm always shocked to see people smoking these days. These commercials went a very long way to reducing cigarette use. It's true Smoking Kills.

[ropesbypatricia]

~ I was more fun when I smoked ~

[lisamarie-vee]