#Don't send help

[smittenskitten]

You seem to be following the steps of the poet, Phraya Sisunthonwohan. Soon you'll have about 10 wives under your arm. Lovers? One is enough for me.

[that-ineffable-devil]

I know I already posted about this but it was on a reblog that I think got buried under the original and I need someone else to lose their mind with me.

So the wonderful human that commented on this post about Hell's understaffing problem made me rethink something that I think a lot of us are sleeping on: Hell is RATIONING something.

At the beginning of S2 in between other remarks, Shax mentions that Beelzebub has put some lower ranking demons "on half rations." But we know celestials and infernals generally don't eat, so surely it's not food, right?

So what could they be rationing?

And then I remembered how both Heaven and Hell keep close tabs on the miracles done by Crowley and Aziraphale on Earth--even the little things.

And how, in S1, Hastur is stuck in Hell waiting for "maintenance" to come fix a leak in the ceiling. It's played off as a joke and it's something that would be so mundane for a human in an office or apartment building, so we don't give it much thought... But they can do miracles. They could literally fix that with a snap. We've seen Crowley fix the Bentley, so surely a little leak is nothing.

And Aziraphale gets reprimanded for doing "too many frivolous miracles," which we initially ignore because it's exactly the kind of bureaucratic/corporate BS we'd expect from Heaven and Hell.

But what if it's not just BS?

What if the power sources used by angels and demons are not infinite? Worse, what if they're not replenishable?

What if Hell is rationing miracles, because there's not enough power to go around?

And if so, where's the power coming from?

[astrariumdreams]

What if Lucanis returned the favor and bought Rook a dagger necklace??? What then???

[sincerely-a-walking-corpse]

What's the deal with Grace Chastity? No, seriously, what's her deal? Because there are a handful of repeating characters in the hatchetfield trilogy and Nightmaretime. The main offenders of repetition are of course Paul and Emma, but that's a given since they're pretty much the main characters of the trilogy.

While there are several others who are also contributing to this, Grace is the main one with a mention in TGWDLM and BF, a major role in NPMD, a major role in one Nightmaretime(abstinence camp), a minor role in another(perky's buds), and another appearance in Workin Boys.

So, I raise the question: What the fuck is up with Grace Chastity? I know there's probably already bounties of lore vids on youtube dissecting her, but still. Are the Lords In Black just playing favorites? "Ah yes, this deranged maniac, let's make her especially deranged in every universe cause why not?"

I've actually lost sleep over this.

Is it because of her getting the black book at the end of NPMD? Does she do some crazy ritual with all the souls of the dirty dudes to become supreme destroyer of everything ever? Is she secretly a Lord in Black?

What Is Her Deal??

[thebetterscientist]

How much of your Energon should be outside your body?

[bloodlessharmony]

thinking about the humming birds (you know the ones) thinking about the baby scorpion thinking about the winter lunar halo thinking about the redwoods thinking about the humming birds (i know the ones) thinking about the baby scorpion thinking about the winter lunar halo thinking about the redwoods thinking about the humming birds (you know the ones) thinking about the baby scorpion thinking about the winter lunar halo thinking about the redwoods thinking about the humming birds (i know the ones) thinking about the baby scorpion thinking about the winter lunar halo thinking about the redwoods i could go on and on and on

[generallyconfusedbyshinythings]

I'm so fucking late to the game, but I love Lalo Salamanca and Nacho Varga together. Like, this new obsession is becoming a problem.

[eluvianarts]

The Lost Boys - David Powers - Character Sheet He’s available: HERE

[atuats-sidechick]

Head empty. Only morally gray Hei-Ran thoughts...

[vitanithepure]

I know it has been done to death, but I love this scene, okay?

Also, on a side note, Owlcat knew what they were doing giving us the closeness/devil flag for Heinrix, didn't they? Imogene can be the little gremlin she deserves to be and I can't understand why I haven't done this before xD

And the little flavor text here and there changing the scenes is so great. Imogene didn't get her hand kiss but at least she knows he's enjoying this and she's not a bona fide weirdo (at least not all the time, lol) 😭

[airjemsfandump]

No, but hear me out--

Rafayel self-cest 🥹

[hreog]

oh man oh man they're doing ascensionism on the us tour. i need to go lie under the coffee table with doggo now. right and play the album right.

ETA

[weaselofchaos]

What's the most gut-wrenching-i'll never be loved like that Hozier lyrics? I'll start:

If I was born as a blackthorn tree, I'd wanna be felled by you, held by you, fuel the pyre of your enemies

[prodogg]

Falling down the Arcane Pit rapidly

[dnarez]

This is what happens when you try coloring a cocowyo coloring book while on a Undertale fever that has been going since February of last year

[sleepi-toasti]

nah not a hurricane just existing where i live