#Does Selina x Bruce x Talia have a ship name?

[puppetmaster13u]

PFFT. Bruce's cryptid status definitely does grow. And everyone is wildly off with their guesses. There were bets placed and everything.

Pfft, Clark is about to pass out from stress when he sees one of the other Gotham vigilantes try to reach around Batman to steal some food. And Bruce holds it out of reach at first, so he thinks that the kid can’t have it- which makes sense! Deadly! Poison! That no one should be eating! Even the others in the cafeteria look slightly amused!

 And then Batman pulls the manners card and the other vigilante pouts and grumbles and groans and then in the sassiest voice- let’s be honest it’s a Robin’s job to sass Bruce- “May I please have some parental figure who I love?” 

 Everyone freaks out. 

It'd be hilarious if this is how they (the JL) find out about the Gotham vigilantes being family lol. Like, the kids definitely said to their teams that Batman was their dad, but it was like, with the Gotham way of obvious that it sounds like sarcasm.

You're so right, there definitely is stuff for people adjusting. And non-poisoned stuff in the touristy areas. Mostly. Sometimes there's people who get poisoned on purpose if they don't like them lol. Gotham might be a hellhole to Outsiders, but you treat staff right and you won't get murdered.

Randomly just had the idea of a raincoat mermaid tail dress slam into me and I have no clue how that would work lol.

PFFT, imagine having monitor or late night duty with Batman before people knew the Poison fridge was for him. And no one believes you for weeks until he happens to grab his lunch around the time other people were there and witnessed it.

Oh my god, I bet hunting/swimming trips in Gotham are seen as like, not exactly traditional dates, but pretty up there. Though they're very careful not to overhunt and they probably have several fish farms they constantly release fish from.

The kids definitely use swimming excursions to scare passing Atlanteans lol. Gotham Academy has a scoreboard for each class that the kids made and it's far from the only one. The atlanteans have no clue that they are simply scaring them for fun, because those waters are Terrifying and the things in there scream Predator and Uncanny Valley Body Horror to the instinctive part of their brains lol.

You're right Gothamites have stupid poison resistance & the rogues complain about it- Oh my god. Arkham. Do you think they have small pools like, in the cells? Like if someone behaves they get a room with a small floor pool so they can swim or just chill in aquatic form. (I'd say if they're behaving because Big Teeth & Claws that can definitely tear through a person)

Mermay Special Prompt 3

“Are you kidding? No one goes to Gotham, that place is like,” Aquaman made a motion with his hand, a not-quite grimace on his face. “Like things should not be living in the water, like it should be impossible, and things should be dead, but they aren’t and it’s like, like the equivalent of an undead apocalypse over there!” 

Bruce rolled his eyes behind his cowl, taking a sip of his coffee as the others continued drinking. Socialize, they said, it’ll be fine they said. Well excuse him, but the waters weren’t that bad. Sure there were always dumped bodies, and chemicals from the rogue attacks, but it was far worse at one point.

One thing he’ll always be relieved for is how the… curse (thank you broken statuette back in the beginning of his vigilante career that fused with the other many curses of Gotham) made the people of Gotham actually care about the waters around them. 

Though also, he couldn’t help but thank anything that might be listening for the fact that the curse only interacted with Gotham waters, because losing legs with any risk of a drop of water would be downright annoying. 

“No dude, you don’t understand, no one goes there for a reason! That shit is horrific- someone saw a big thing with bits of rebar stabbed straight through it and still chased after a big alligator-thing!” Oh. Oh that had been him. Oops. Hopefully his kids didn’t find out about this, but they were probably already on the cameras. Dammnit. 

[binsandcans]

About me:

I love World's Finest and the campy tone of older comics. Mark Waid is my favourite comic writer writing right now but do not, by any means, mention Kingdom Come to me. I hate it.

I love Dick Grayson being a baby Robin, 60s and 70s Batfam dynamics, Batman 2004 cartoon, Young Justice cartoon and The Batman (2022 movie).

I love the first Wonder Woman. Do not mention the second one to me. It does not exist.

I created this side-blog because my main blog has a lot of Bruce hate. I do not like canon Bruce, I admit. But there's good stuff out there too (Batman 2004 and Lego Batman for example).

In this house we agree on the fact that Lego Batman is the best Batman.

ART YOU'D FIND HERE:

Lots of baby/tween Dick Grayson.

Cutesie stuff with Bat-dad and Dick-bin-son. Sometimes Night-son too.

Steamy/sexy stuff with Bruce Wayne.

There's no in-between. Hence the NSFW in my description. I was thinking about running a separate blog for the kid-friendly stuff but I can't manage more than two at a given point of time. So. Well, bye bye minors. Please DNI and be safe. Practise discretion. Adults are welcome to enjoy both the cutesie and kinky stuff.

NGL, Bruce's getting fucked and put in his place all the time, I guarantee. Ship? I do not know! I'm ship neutral so it could be Bruce with the entire JL. It could be Bruce with his canon and non-canon love interests. Superbat. Batcat. Brutalia. GhostBat. You name it.

Literally Bruce x everyone.

Artsy stuff with other Batkids or the gorgeous women of the Bat-franchise that can do much better than Bruce (Yes, I mean Selina and Talia).

Occasional fanart of other people's fics. So, you'd get some fic recs too I guess.

TAGS (MORE TO BE ADDED AS THE BLOG GROWS)

#batdad and robinson : what's written on the tin

#house of 21 b : is my NSFW tag

#ash drew what: my own fanart

#foreign birds : me reblogging someone else's stuff (fandom related and/or art only)

#cover song: fanart of other people's fics, hence also my fic rec tag

Anyways! That's me. Fuck around and have fun!

💋 -Blot