#Doc watches NGE

[docholligay]

OH MY GOD THAT’S HARUKA’S VA

[keyofjetwolf]

TO @docholligay FOR HER LIVEBLOG

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

literally so so so sorry to post about the mcu I’ll stick this under a read more

but watching dr str*nge in theaters (in the largest theater of my local theater that has 5 showings a day with six fucking seats filled the mcu is killing small theaters but I digress) it literally gave nothing and I’ll argue that it’s even more frustrating now that the mcu has been bringing real directors with interesting filmographies and styles cause you watch it and it almost looks like a movie but it’s nothing. Raimi’s style couldn’t make a boring story more interesting, and there were spots that it was obvious that they gave him more freedom visually and guess what those were my mcu loving friends least favorite parts. Like the mcu sterilizes anything interesting but keeps enough so the viewer can feel like they’re watching a real movie. Why do you need to watch the evil dead when you can see doc str*nge two. Why should you watch nomadland when you can watch the et*rnals? Why watch hunt for the wilderpeople when Th*r love and thunder is coming out? It drives me up the wall cause it’s obvious that they are trying to cosplay as real movies-they are trying to trick the viewer. I remember seeing a review of eternals saying that this was the mcu making a family drama, and instead of being terrified that they were absorbing other genres they were so excited that they were going to see different genre m*rvel movies. the mcu is pre-chewing all their movies so you don’t have to do any work while watching, and people are gladly devouring it and praising it for being original.

[danganronpa2]

nge for the meme

whoa! unexpected choice omg i haven't watched this show in years

-blorbo: don't kill me but i think shinji has to be my favorite not because i really like him anymore but because he's such a compelling and well-written character, it's like everything you hate about yourself at age 14 condensed into a perfect mirror of pathetic awfulness. if that makes sense

-scrunkly: ramiel <3

-glup shitto (obscure fav): maya ibuki because when i was in high school i wrote fanfiction in my google docs about her adopting cats with ritsuko so i think that tells you all you need to know about my journey to realizing i was a lesbian

-poor little meow meow (problematic/unpopular/pathetic fav): asuka. MAN. if i think about her too hard i cry

-horse plinko: i don't know who to put here because i feel like they've all suffered enough 😭

-eeby deeby: is there even another possible choice here besides gendo ikari

[tired-aliensoul]

Are there any anime shows on Netflix you would recommend?

Soul Eater is always a go-to for me, but I recently finished Kakegurui

K was actually better than I expected

The Devil is a Part-Timer is amazing

Madoka should also be a go-to

Neon Genesis Evangelion if you haven’t yet

If you really wanna throw it back a bit check out Rurouni Kenshin or Yu Yu Hakusho

Otherwise, I’m still hammering away through Netflix and Funimation lists I have that are super long and I’m always all over the place with what I’m watching. NGE on Netflix and Bungo Stray Dogs on Funimation have been my back and forth recently. I’m easily distracted so it’s hard for me to pay attention to shows for more than an hour at a time and I really like to just sit and watch anime rather than watch and be on my phone, too, so I’m slow going lol have to balance the murder docs with anime.

If anyone else has suggestions that’d be super appreciated. I know @haileyispissed watches different ones than I have seen on there and @kuzuyami might have better reqs that cover more!

(Do check notes because of comments)

[happyfunnycoolgirl96]

31, 52, 59, 60

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

For some reason these bootleg omighty pants i got from aliexpress several months ago came with this CHAIN thing, like a little wallet chain... so i was like okay this is new and i wore it but i didnt connect the other clasp so it was just a long chain hanging one end loose from my belt hoop. During lunch i turned around too fast and hit a girl and she turned around real slow and was like ..did you..... whip my ass and i was like yes i whipped it ive weaponized myself this morning. but it wasnt on purpose so i probably couldnt take her name even if i tried or wanted to...  if i truly wanted the beat down i would like something to swing, like gogo from kill bill. Maybe anythign kill bill adjacent, me wearing the game of death jumpsuit would be some dope shit i do believe

52. favorite font?

For practicality reasons Georgia on google docs, it looks like times new roman but ever so slightly larger and if you double space it make it size 12 and have like one page at that point you get an extra half page on the double and teachers will LOVE you. My favorite font used to be that one cowboy western font because it was huge and always in all caps and obnoxious but ive changed. Maybe one of those extremely illegible death metal screamo rock logo fonts or a cool sleek futuristic, y2k looking font cuz y2k stuff makes me happy

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?0

im going to assume that im in smashbros world. Id be one of the small characters like ness, or jigglypuff and kirby because i dont want to be one of the ugly dlc anime people. 

When i get selected in the character screen i say party on! because its cute and kind of stolen from waynes world. when i lose i say I HATE IT HERE! because i said that all the time in school. My final smash is me screaming YOUR MOVE BITCH!! and this makes nintendo of america freak out and they hide me and my sprites deep in the code only to be found by rippers trying to pirate my game 6 years later. And my victory line would be ‘did you know if you pretend to shake a salt shaker into your mouth you can really taste the salt’ therse no reason for this i just want to prank all the little tykes at home playing my evil game... of LIFE

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

In my heart of hearts something like initial d or nge but less existential where i have a cool robot or car to be in most of the time. I havent watched a lot of anime full stop but maybe tails gets trolled world where its just a massive revenge story with all my best pals would be cool. Or yugioh if i didnt have to go to school. Id like earthbound world because i canonically skip school for the entire game and i have my conga line of friends behind me... i always like that one character type with swirly eyes whos like the crazy tech genius... i could be that guy. I COULD BE LAIN!! Internet world girl. I remember watching elfen lied in middle school and being like this is the coolest thing i have even seen in my life but i think i would hate it there

THANKS so much for the questions. my favorite thing is giving long elaborate answers to things and i was born to be interviewed. on a show I would talk and talk and talk and the audience would hate me and theyd have to yank me off with a cane. Thanks

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One  ||  Your Middle name - [ redacted ] Two || Shoe size - Like a 7.5 to an 8 I think? Three || Bangles or beaded bracelets? - Neither, don’t really like things around my wrists cause I bump my hands against shit all the time. Four  || Size/Shape of your nails - Very short because I have a bad habit of biting them. Five || Weird habit - Apologies if TMI but skinpicking is another awful one I have. Six || Did you know that having 6 fingers is actually a dominant trait in human genes? - I don’t know shit my dude. Seven || Sciences or Humanities? - Humanities? Eight || Visual, auditory or physical learner? - Physical. I need to be doing something for it to stick with me. Nine || Describe your favorite pair of shoes - Doc Martens Vonda, I just dont get to wear them as much as Id like to. Ten || What’s in your wallet right now? - Id, Bus pass, debit card, multiple gift cards, an arcade pass and a $2 bill. Eleven || Favorite non-natural hair color - Silver! I love silver hair so much Twelve || Do you know your neighbors’ names? - Negative, I dont go outside. Thirteen || Favorite breakfast food - Eggs, english muffins and bacon all drowned in hollandaise sauce. Fourteen || Do you talk to animals in a weird voice? - Absolutely Fifteen || Name that one show that is really not your style of show but you watched anyway and loved. - I think probably NGE or NANA. I’m actually not huge into anime, but I really liked both of these.

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[swanshbuckle]

apparently it's still possible that peter can die in infinity war bc doc str@nge can revive him but like... if that ACTUALLY happens. if i ACTUALLY have to watch peter and tony go through that. geez the only thing that can make it worse is if he dies at the end of part 1 and then we have to WAIT 364 days until part 2 picks up

[docholligay]

Haruka’s masterpiece of fiction

[keyofjetwolf]

Jet, if you don't mind answering, how come you hate Evangelion as much as you do? Not that I blame you, as I dropped the series halfway through myself (out of sheer boredom), but I'm genuinely curious as to what gave birth to this anger

I CULTIVATED MY LOATHING AT A TENDER YOUNG AGE

In complete honesty, I’d have to go back and rewatch the whole thing again to give you specifics, and I’ll give you a guess how thrilled I am at that prospect. But Doc’s liveblog has basically hit my biggest problems on the head: NGE is presented as having all these high concepts and deep meaning, but then has zero confidence that its audience could figure them out without fucking IKEA assembly instructions.

DON’T TREAT ME LIKE I’M STUPID NOTHING WILL INFURIATE ME FASTER

That on top of all that, it’s infused with garbage symbolism that literally means nothing just someone thought it looked cool, the insistence of every dude in a college anime club that it’s the greatest work of our time, AND it has the audacity to be boring as fuck.

Burn NGE in a goddamn fire and and salt the earth, GOD I hate it.

[docholligay]

But in fairness, we all watched Crystal, so this is an impulse we understand

[docholligay]

SO WHO HURT YOU HIDEAKI? WHO DO I HAVE TO BLAME FOR THIS BEING THE SHAPE OF YOUR HEART? 

God I’m so sick of this fucking show asking the same question again and again like it’s deep or revolutionary or anything other fucking tiresome padding, like dude I get that you want to offer your philosophical soliloquy at an audience but literally I could care less about the time you got high with your girlfriend and started questioning, “I mean...but like...what IS humanity really, man?” The idea that we are defined through our relationships with others goes back to WALDEN FUCKING POND, as far as overhyped self-centered soliloquies go, and I cannot BELIEVE that you are making me say that FUCKING THOREAU, WHO???? I HATE! IS BETTER THAN WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. 

YOU MADE ME DEFEND HENRY DAVID THOREAU I HATE YOU. 

[docholligay]

Closing Thoughts

Literally anyone who has suggested I watch NGE is not my friend and wishes for my active hurt. 

All the reasons I had skipped watching it before were true: It’s pretentious and in love with itself, it spoon-feeds you shit, Shinji is annoying as fuck.

BUT ALSO the fucking cards, oh my god I thought I was going to lose my ever-loving shit at the goddamn cards. STOP JUST STOP. 

Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed my slow descent into madness. Coming up next is The Facts of Life, and I’m not sure how far we’ll get into it by 5, but we’ll certainly try. 

TELL ME IF YOU ENJOYED

[docholligay]

This theme song always sounds to me like it should be playing in a 90s movie over a beach party dance scene in a tropical location while a man in a khaki jacket with his sleeves rolled up to his elbows over a bright pastel t-shirt makes eyes at a girl with huge hair and a black tube miniskirt over his Zima. 

[docholligay]

I’M SO FURIOUS. 

THIS COULD BE SO GOOD, THIS WHOLE THING ABSOLUTELY LIGHTS UP MY BRAIN WITH THE RAW, BEAUTIFUL POSSIBILITY OF IT ALL BUT IT’S BEING FUCKING WASTED IN THIS FUCKING USELESS-ASS SHOW THAT’S SO IN LOVE WITH ITS CONCEPT IT FORGETS TO CARE ABOUT TIS CHARACTERS WHICH IS COULD DEAL WITH IF THE FUCKING STORY WAS ANYTHING WORTH CARING ABOUT. 

THIS IS SO DELIGHTFULLY FUCKED I WANT TO TAKE THSE CONCEPTS FAR FAR FAR FROM ALL THIS LAZY WRITING