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Every Zero Escape Game:
Protag: Ow, my ass hurts-
Character: That reminds me of this story where this scientist hit his ass on the edge of a table, but didn’t feel it. Then, months later, he died of ass pain. They call it Temporal Ass Pain or TAP
Protag: I’d TAP that-
Character: Say we took two asses, and we both slapped them really hard, there’d be a 56.000079% chance that one of them won’t feel it. That pain didn’t just get absorbed by the ass tissue, it’s being transported to the future. They call people who don’t feel Ass pain until later��TAPers…I wonder…if they could transport ass pain to someone else-
Zero: Ive injected Ass Poison into all of your left buttcheeks. You have exactly 2 hours to solve my Ass Slap puzzle.
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If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?
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