#Do You Want Me

[iamneosoul]

Is this what you really want

[thisiswhatmakesusgirrls]

[pickapea]

how can you call yourself a man if you don't even have a minimum of 6 different kinds of knäckebröd in your pantry at all times. you will never satisfy a woman

[teddybeartoji]

👉👌🙏🔥💯❓

[sadgurlprolific]

[frankoceanlover12345]

just confessed to one of my closest friends. he said he doesn’t know what to feel???

[apollotronica]

can you stick your dick inside mSorry. sorry. sorry. the theme did something there.

i know what you are. of course

[hilaryduffs]

Do You Want Me by Hilary Duff

[personalizedpleasures]

Over 300 pics waiting for you... scan to see how I can be all yours

[suchsaccharine]

how do i take you

seriously have no clue as to how i’m supposed to feel in this relationship (besides the obvious things) and how attached/committed i’m supposed to be. I just don’t get it. are we a family or not? are we together forever or just drifting around in space? how am i supposed to interpret this? 

i know it’s a fact that i love and want to always honor my aloneness but i also am in this relationship in which we both like our alone time but hey dude, do you want to committ to me and my kid? in any way? 

i just dont know what in the fucking fuck to think. 

how do i take you?

[quincytatas]

is this @ me though since i have big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[sadgurlprolific]

[my-darling-boy]

I was at a bookstore looking through the art section and I saw a spine that said The Camden Town Nudes which was interesting because this didn’t seem like the bookstore where I would ever find something like that and I wanted to have a casual look but like. This also wasn’t exactly the bookstore where you felt like you could look at naked pictures let alone just suggestive paintings of them, it’s a really small shop as well, so I was like right I’ll just take a quick peek, I’m an art student, I love history, maybe I’ll buy it. I looked both ways and saw the shopkeep had left momentarily and no one was about, so I opened it and found it was an entire book featuring nude Edwardian women all painted by Walter Sickert between 1905-1912 and it was actually quite a revolutionary set of paintings for its time given that it featured very raw depictions of working class nude women in dark London instead of the elegant, white bedsheet clad, Demure middle and upper class women usually depicted.

And of course RIGHT as I flip to this lady’s boobs practically taking up an entire double page spread, every customer in a 5 mile radius appeared from around the corners of the shelf including the shopkeep and immediately regressing to a wet, pathetic Edwardian man from 1908, startled, I dropped the large book which caused a giant SLAP on the floor in this already silent store thus causing all patrons to look down at me scrambling on my knees to close a giant book of Edwardian boobs and let me tell you it would not have been nearly as funny had I not immediately felt like some Edwardian local pervert who just tried to sneak a cheeky peek at the erotic book in the bookstore only to drop it dramatically causing a scene, red up to his ears trying to shove it back on the shelf. Like such a casual and normal thing in modern day but looking at Edwardian women suddenly turned it into this egregious act as I apparently became possessed by the spirit of a moustached man in a bowler hat and morning coat going Good Heavens I mustn’t gaze upon these images in public lest the constable haul me away!