#Distantnoodles

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Fuck however tumblr socialization works, the people who reblog my posts got some absolute gems.

Also, this is Tao coded.

Some wild shit goes on in ppls lives

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I'm gonna do it

I'm gonna do the ritual

GET BACK TO YOUR SUMMONING CIRCLE RIGHT NOW YOUNG ENTITY, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LATE IT IS!?

Now, maybe I can help you with the ritual in the morning, but…only if I see good behavior!!!

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callback to this gem that didn’t make it in

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okay. I’m gonna stop being a coward. Gonna post the chapter once I get to my desk, at long last.

EVERYONE tell @whenutumbling he’s AMAZING and COOL and INCREDIBLE and GAY for helping me write this, he’s one of the only reasons I’ve been able to stick through it. And he stopped me from delaying it further so I could make 10,000 more illustrations, so.

Anyway! I gotta go! But that chapter will be posted within the hour! ARHRGH!!

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loveloveLOVE when people give Queenie pointy hands like YES!!!! that is ENRICHMENT!!! GIVE HER SCRATCHY NAILS!!! GIVE HER THE ROBE FLUFF!!! MAKE IT “17,000 textures hard as rock human radiator gladiator queen x feels like memory foam, lukewarm sock” WHEN SHES STANDING NEXT TO KINGER!!!! HELL YEAH

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Sometimes, people assume that because I am aroace (or adjacent, I dunno) that I don’t come up with horny shit. I very much do. I don’t enjoy it the same way a not-asexual might, but imagining a generally very gentle and responsible character expose how touch starved and desperate for affection/validation/care they are at their core, only to then get absolutely dominated by their loving wife and stumble away reeling, still makes me giggle and kick my feet like a I’ve just been bought by one direction. It’s enrichment for me. You understand 

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I SHOULD NEVER HAVE DOWNLOADED TUMBLR I AM PROCRASTINATING SO BAD. also, sometimes I just redesign old OC’s for no reason. @kitten-kokomo guess which one my brain picked TODAY

Super sloppy but there’s our girl with a completely different design and the exact same colors!! I don’t know why but she has rockstar hair in my mind

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if I might add. Doing art commissions is also a form of income that requires absolutely zero registration beyond setting up a way for people to pay you and setting some guidelines. I myself am pretty low support needs (I Survive, Sort Of) so I can’t speak for anyone who is more severely disabled here, like the lovely artists above— but I imagine that is pretty helpful, actually.

(Also…money earned from commissions 100% goes into groceries, hobbies, medical bills. Money generated from ads and subscriptions on ai sites? That goes to the likely mega-giant company which owns the site— such as a certain legally convicted monopoly— which can afford to not pay their employees a living wage and use sweatshops!! So! Yup!!!)

"ai is making it so everyone can make art" Everyone can make art dipshit it came free with your fucking humanity

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Yeah sorry you only get to refer to me once you know me as a person. Yeahhh the they/them pronouns are reserved for my inner circle. to anyone else I’m a fucking table

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”distant why are you posting at 2 in the morning, you have a chapter to edit” Meds wore off, next question. This screenshot fills me with devilish energy however

I mean there’s absolutely some unrequited fuckery goin on with Caine and Kinger definitely doesn’t have one foot in some kind of weird soulmate qpr bond that transcends his paranoia over being returned to the Wood, at least if I decide to pursue this in Local Artist, but regardless Kinger kinda has bigger fish to fry with what happens in this chapter…also that wouldn’t even be plot relevant until like, 15, but it’s definitely there!

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when I finally finish editing this goddamn hellscape of a chapter, I’m going to reward myself by booting up wobbledogs, breeding the most fucked up creature imaginable, and naming it PENIS GEORGE.

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“you’re totally ignoring gooses vision, none of this is canon”

HAS SHE STOPPED ME?

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Ok as of last night the wendigoon princess dress pinboard has grown. I don’t know if I’ve already posted about this, too lazy to check, but for anyone that doesn’t know yes I do have a pinboard like that and it has at least one actual photo of pink princess Isaiah in it. 

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YOU EVER SPEND AN ENTIRE AFTERNOON DIGGING UP RIVER ROCKS IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER BECAUSE YOU NEED AQUATIC PLANTS FOR YOUR 20GAL TANK BUT ITS THE MIDDLE OF WINTER AND EVERYTHING IS FROZEN BUT YOURE STILL DIGGING UP PLANTS AND FORCING YOUR DAD TO DRIVE YOU TO DIFFERENT PARKS TO LOOK?????? AND ALSO YOU HAVE A FANFIC TO POST?????????????

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post pinning? More likely than you think

Hi, you can call me distant. I’m insane about Kinger and gender is a Russian conspiracy, nice to meet you.

This blog is mainly for A: talking to my friends who don’t have discord yet, and posting updates about my current tadc long fic, Local Artist! Also posting sketches and bits of my art, I guess, which folks seem to want— hello to those coming here from ao3, by the way!

The funky little guy I have as my profile picture is Spike. He’s he/him and also me. I’ve decided this means nothing.

Tags:

Not-art about my longfic: #localartist

Art about my longfic: #artistlocal

Sketches: #distantdoodles

Random thoughts: #distantnoodles

DNI list:

my dad

That guy I don’t like 

the internet discourse

Here’s a link to my fic. I don’t know how to embed Spotify but I’ll upload the official playlist one day probably. Fun fact, I procrastinated on doing final editing on chapter 12 by making this blog!

Art coms will be open one day, probably. Asks are always open, and you’re free to bother me about my fic, or anything else, at any hour! Please bother me. Please. It’s so lonely here

This blog is not canon to the local artist ARG and I will not be taking questions about the ARG’s construction or lore.

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my boy is dying in canon in some kind of sacrifice because that’s what would resolve his (CANON) characterization in the most satisfying way.

HOWEVER, in my fic I do what I want. Goose may be god, but I am an avid heretic.