#Distantnoodles

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you’ve finally done it. You’ve finally found the perfect balance between bitchy old man and serves cunt. Hes perfectly halfway between “smokes cigarettes” and “organizes his tie drawer by thread count”. This man has a hyper specific Starbucks order he never deviates from and that order is “coffee, black.” He’s is the narrator of all time and I’d die for him. @kitdrawskats what is your professional opinion on this matter

its cause youre always on that damn parable

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welp, I was bored while out and about, and I ended up doodling @akanemnon ‘s version of Susie, Kris, and frisk, completely from memory! I hope everyone enjoys “Horrific Front Angle Susie” and “The Artist Cannot Draw Braces; A Cautionary Tale”

I absolutely love their webcomic and read through ALL of it in one sitting (it’s hosted here on tumblr!) and I highly advise everyone else to read it, too!

( @kitten-kokomo, I assume you’ve finished deltarune already, so now that you have GO READ IT)(ITS FIRE)

Oh god…..tumblr fuckin crunched it…….

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AH-HA! FINALLY! @dovewingkinnie , here it is. i don’t know why tumblr specifically forbids me from attaching videos on reblog of asks, but here we are I guess! I’m so sorry this is the sketchiest animatic to ever sketch..,.,,.. I butchered pax so bad…,..

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oh god I have GOT to stop drawing Kinger like this it’s becoming a problem

look at this twink. Who gave him permission to serve cunt on the side of my canvas. I have to FINISH this now what the FUCK

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@kitten-kokomo @heartz4moth chat should I reanimate this with human Kinger yes or no

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I have too much fun making these animatics.

( @whenutumbling @kitten-kokomo @heartz4moth )

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‼️I DREW KINGER WITH A MOUTH‼️

oh my god it adds so much to his expressions Oh my God

I know these are nought but scribbles but like. THERES my fuckin silly man. These are the expressions god took from us in the divorce, everyone

Bonus: Queenie got one too!

Yes. Yes I filled like, a good quarter of my page with this and only this

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god…….goddddd,,,,….., .the urge to write a fic where something threatens the circus and Caine shields a player with his bodyy…..

No. Not like that. I mean the inhuman ringmaster doing something very human.

I mean the inhuman ringmaster who always smiles, stop smiling. The inhuman ringmaster who doesn’t understand humans, who doesn’t seem to care, bodily tackling a guy to the ground, or taking a blow for them in a life-or-death situation. the inhuman ringmaster who doesnt seem to understand pain, suddenly throwing himself in the way when it’s a threat he does understand. The inhuman, ai, kooky ringmaster who has no life to lose, fearing something with the same kind of urgency a human does. Acting with the impulsivity of one.

Then just. Floating up off them and pretending he never slammed them to the ground at all; The implication he could’ve used his abilities to shield them, but that isn’t his first instinct. That what he does, all he does, is second to his hands and senses, just like you.

that somewhere under that, he’s like you.

godddd dfuckk I could go on about this for hours. Something about composure breaking. Something about desperation and a lack of dignity being inherently humanizing. I HAVE to hurt this man in some way I CANNOT go on like this, it’s not canon at all but GODDDD what a concept. I’m in love

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O,,,.,,ok..,,..

Feelings tonight

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WHY IS THERE A ROYALTEETH FIC OUTLINE IN MY DRAFTS FROM LAST NIGHT!?

WHO DID THIS!!!!!!!!

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Was sketching some concepts for an abstracted design on the side of my canvas, and ended up with this funky guy!!! Name suggestions are welcome but it has to be like. An incredibly normal name. For comedy reasons

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this is mainly just for @kitten-kokomo because it’s a gravity falls refrence, BUT with all the billford insanity happening. I thought id show the masses

…which reminds me, I should…probably post those terrible sketches of Kinger with a mouth…..

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hhhis,,..fuckin best… ,,..

this video has been all that i think about for days now

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haha anyway

I’ve been working for like 2 hours, everything still looks like ass, the color pink is burned into my retinas, but here’s yet. ANOTHER sneak peak at that sketch page

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Hey guys where the fuck were they driving to

“ILL TAKE HER HOME” HEY. HEY ZOOBLE WHAT DO YOU MEAN. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT THERE IS NO HOME. YOURE IN THE DIGITAL CIRCUS. WHERE. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING. HEY

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I am legitimately VERY unnormal about Kinger. Like I was scrolling my pintrest and saw a screenshot of him I hadn’t seen before and 37 DEAD: NO SURVIVORS