#Dislocation Breaks

[patchworkgargoyle]

Steve would be an absolute menace (pun intended) with the fake, clunky, plastic lightsabers that start being sold when the Star Wars prequels come out.

He doesn't get one for himself, he steals one of Eddie's or Dustin's and twirls it in his hand before he whacks someone with it. The only people free from his viscous lightsaber attacks are Max and Erica.

Yes, this does devolve into Steve, Eddie, and the Party having giant lightsaber battles in somebody's backyard. Eddie has Darth Maul's double-ended one and smacks himself in the face with it more than he hits anyone else.

[melioristicbeast]

rewatching teen wolf a decade later with most of a medical degree is an... experience

Mostly in how it takes me from how does the wound healing work, if the cut goes past the dermis it'd scar if it were just a sped-up process of the normal healing but could be the cells knitting back together and how could that work on a cellular level to oh my god if their bodies heal all minor trauma would that mean that they don't form calluses which means all the wolves have super soft hands and then snort-laughing in public

[ilianaoftroy]

May I propose an underrated whump injury? Dislocated patella aka kneecap. The dislocated shoulder is a staple and always good, but imagine the dislocated kneecap. It pops back in on its own, but the pain is still there, the ligaments damaged. You almost always get a bone bruise, a deep, aching pain. You CAN walk, mostly, but it hurts, running even more so. Stairs, going from sitting to standing, any heavy lifting, all a no go and very painful. Beyond pain, there's the instability that makes every movement anxiety inducing, because it could happen again, and something could tear worse, or the bruise could become a break. If you don't have hyper flexible ligaments the joint will swell terribly. If you do, it can be a recurring issue. Recovery is slow, including weeks to months of PT and possibly surgery. It has great potential.

Totally unrelated, I brought the big dance number in my show to a screeching halt during final tech by dislocating my patella. I now need a buddy to half haul me down the stairs to the dressing rooms and through half the dances. It is my second time dislocating this same patella (many years apart) and it is extremely annoying. If anybody wants to write this injury into a story, ask away, just know I don't have experience with the knee swelling symptom because I possess freakish hyper flexible ligaments.

[emichevy]

noir being 19 and 54 at the same time is such a hilarious combo. Young people flexibility with old man joints

it would be hilarious if noir had some contortionist levels of flexibility

(spider) god looking at noir: hmm yes, the most creaky joints with insane flexibility so that he’s a walking horror show if he ever turns his head around.

noir: cracks his joints 50 times as he crawls backwards after being knocked down and he needs to back up

person he’s fighting: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck-

does noir know how much fear he strikes in the other spiders heart when his pops a joint? No, not really. He doesn’t know how loud his cracks actually are

has he ever slowly turned his head like, nearly a full 180 degrees backwards with his neck popping like a firecracker just to fuck with Peter B/Miguel? Not on purpose, he was doing his dramatic turn around and didn’t realize how creepy that was

I love this on EVERY possible level. Yes fuckinf absolutely.

I do have the HC that every spider person is the same in the way the spider that bites them gives them insane amount of flexibility- like contortion level

Ans this is so fuckifn funny to me I’m CRYING-

Adopting this thank you *smooches*

[480pfootage]

i want to break every bone in Kate's body and watch her snap them back in place.. if that is.. possible of course

[poltergeist-punk]

This is all I got sorry home slices

[xefrostritohlover69]

literally about to cry period cramps and leg pain from my fuckass leg that i keep dislocating are combining and kicking my ass please someone send me something cute either in dms or my askbox i need something to keep me sane right now

[westrnbound]

escape the Horrors with your mandated hourly Yaoi Break

[itswrenly]

guess who fucked up xyr jawwwwwww

[silver-eater]

decided to draw some of the stuff i want

[kalkydra]

people tend to get really freaked the first or third time your hip comes out of place during sex but honestly that isn't even the funniest thing about my hypermobility and sex. there've been guys who wouldn't let me give them handjobs because my wrists are double jointed and they don't like the way that feels ig 🙄 babies

[whumblr]

Google analysing with increasing concern how my search history goes from "broken finger" to "broken wrist" to "broken arm" in the span of half an hour.

[in-tua-deep]

wait i just remembered. on friday we has a "awesome committee" staff meeting which is apparently just a meeting for staff to like. bring food. play games. and bond with each other? and this week we played two truths and a lie

mine were i have only broken one bone and it wasn't even my fault (lie), i'm the youngest of five children (true), and i dislocated my arm six times before the age of seven (also true)

so many people picked the youngest of five children as the lie. one person commented that they thought i might have four sibling but i don't give off youngest child energy or something

what does that mean

what. what energy do i give off. what birth order vibe do i have. i just remember this happened and it has been haunting me ever since

[belovedblabber]

Okay but my bg3 girl is so pretty tho. I only get to play in little bursts because my lovely friend is streaming it for me and letting me play via him because I have nothing that can run it

Her name is Leonessa (she likes going be Leo) and she's a disowned noble and a warlock and a disaster and she is making so many bad choices but hey who can blame her?

[boomingsmile]

who gave sharp the audacity to be so kind, loving, sweetest person. D:< no amount of words i can put up will ever be able to contain the vibe he has; i desperately need a drink with him and i dont even drink and he doesn't even exist!

[sjweminem]

i want orochimaru to give me even more ECT i miss it and i bet he's good at it and wouldn't be afraid to push the limits. like he wouldn't wait for my anesthesia to wear off he'd just yell WAKE UP and slap me right in the face cuz he's got other shit to attend to and then tell me how stupid and short my seizure was and i'd be like thank you so much for your time