#Dipper catches on very quickly but like any second language learner
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Dipper diving into demonic music just because, and then finding a song that Bills ex wrote about Bill and him, and it's like those cringy tiktok songs and he's just listening like "(0.O) i-what?? I'm not a harpy?? what- that doesn't even rhyme??"
He also finds a disturbing amount of love(lust?) songs about him, theres serenades, most of them are absolutely trash, and surprisingly some of them are catchy. Catch someone looking at dipper listening to something with earphones on thinking he's probably listening to regular music but it's demonic music and the lyrics are like "I want to ######## ###### ####### #### and ###### ########## Bills husband" Or smthng along those lines
Sorry for ranting this ws just on my mind 😔
Also consider: Dipper, still not quite fluent in the common demonic tongue, finding a fairly catchy song and thinking 'hey, that's cool'. Pretty rare that he finds something demonic that he actually jives with.
Which is when Bill walks in on Dipper humming along to a song that paints him in a very profane light. Most times Bill would laugh at Dipper shimmying to some tune 'cause he didn't get how lewd it was, but this one is not it.
In the moment, Dipper's bewildered at Bill's fuming, sulking, and possessive reaction. Also complains about the speaker getting smashed. It's not until he hears it playing again much later, and actually listens to the lyrics, that he goes 'well, shit'.
#answers#Typically Dipper fumbling over the language is cute! Adorable even!#There's a lot of teasing involved#Dipper catches on very quickly but like any second language learner#You can't expect him to get the innuendos immediately#Especially when demonic ones are probably *really* oddly phrased#It's all fun and games until Dipper's hips are swaying to 'I'm Bedding Bill's Husband' or some other more filthy lyrics#NOT cool; Bill's finding out who's been playing these tunes for his mortal and kicking them into the bone-burrowing serpent pit#The worst part is that it WAS catchy#Bill's SO mad about it if it gets stuck in his head#Ruins his whole day#“I'm banging Bill's husband/But he doesn't know it/A mortal in my bed/though he never shows it”#“His legs are spread/his uncle is dead/and Bill doesn't know shit”
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