#Dilbert has been fooled

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INCEL SUPERNOVA: FROM A SINGLE COMIC STRIP TO THE END OF THE UNIVERSE WITH SCOTT ADAMS is an Essay by Abhay from Twist Street, written in 2020 and one of his best:

“Why does Scott Adams want to blog? He has fame, money and, as featured in a May 2017 YouTube video, a house shaped like Dilbert’s head. But instead of enjoying those things, Adams seems constantly desperate to be right online. I see that desperation in so many people, sucked into Facebook squabbles, stupid tweets, the gamification of our political discourse - so many people obsessed with defeating invisible strangers existing only on their phones... Adams’ story resembles a greater Story, a Story spoken of often amongst friends who grew up alongside the internet, a Story I see many people online struggle to understand. Sing along if you know the words: The internet was a quirky place to be weird while you were bored at work; but then it got dark; it stopped being fun; and then, a darkness descended.

This part really hit me:

“Maybe it’s not that we are fooled by persuasion, but that we want to be. Maybe we want to matter enough that someone somewhere wants to persuade us. Adams flatters himself that he can see beyond the veil. But what American doesn’t know that we’re surrounded by bullshit? We all know. We carry on anyways. Adams doesn’t seem to grasp that. But if enough people see beyond the veil, it’s not a veil anymore - it’s just lingerie the powerful wear when fucking us.“

As did this:

I believe everyone should carve part of their life where they can be honest, embarrassing, idiotic, without guile, unconcerned by “reputation” or popularity. For me, that’s comics (and pole-dancing). I’m not a “journalist” or “pundit.” I certainly didn’t write this essay for the “money.” I don’t care about Dilbert. And I especially don’t care about you, dear reader. None of this means anything to me. None of this is important.”

Also:

if you are nothing but what is persuasive, profitable, salable, then what use is all the money in the world, when there’s nothing left which belongs to you that this world has not long ago purchased?

And this part was prescient:

“Little Orphan Annie’s Harold Gray despised FDR. Li’l Abner’s Al Capp was a sexual predator who embraced Richard Nixon. Dick Tracy’s Chester Gould hated the Supreme Court’s Miranda decision. I don’t know how Adams will be remembered - but I would guess that Al Capp would have been surprised to find out how he’s remembered, how little Capp’s respected now, how much we remember Capp’s victims instead.”

[profbruce]

What is the real value of a CEO? And how a bad one can kill you

By Bruce Firestone | Business Coaching

Jun 19, 2020                                                                                                            

[This is an excerpt from Don’t Back Down, the real story of the founding of the NHL’s Ottawa Senators and why big leagues count written by Sens founder Bruce M Firestone, PhD, available from, https://brucemfirestone.com/product/dont-back-down/]

You have to laugh at the expectations of leadership in the US where they expect their leaders to have a solid roadmap of the way the world works, but no real experience in it because they are looking for perfection in their leaders. People like former president Bill Clinton had to resort to prevarications like, “Yes I did (smoke marijuana) but I did not inhale,” or “I did not, never sleep with that woman (about Monica Lewinsky).”

You cannot have it both ways—an authentic leader, but one with no real-world experience, no testing of their mettle, no mistakes made on the way.

If you want to do great things like bring back a NHL team for your hometown that hadn’t played a game in nearly 60 years, it’s going to require a total commitment of mind and body and soul. And it’s going to require leadership.

I am not recommending a reckless, fearless approach to life, but maybe that’s what it takes to be a leader, formed by the crucible of life’s pressures and crises.

Scott Adams, Dilbert creator, says leadership is about getting people to do things they know are not in their best interests. WRONG. This is absolutely not what leaders do, at least, not successful ones in RL (real life).

Here is my definition of what a leader is:

“A leader is a person who chooses from among many alternatives, some of which s/he has generated and some of which came from inside or perhaps from outside their organization, the right path for his or her tribe[1] getting buy-in from the whole organization as well as its entire stakeholder group and making sure that all its resources are deployed optimally to achieve their common objectives that are serving not only to further the interests of individual tribal members and the organization, but also a broader purpose for humankind.”

…

The idea that every founder of an enterprise or incoming CEO of an organization should actually know something about his or her chosen industry is not accepted everywhere. There is one school of thought that one business or organization is pretty much like every other so that a competent executive in one can be successfully transplanted to a completely different type of industry.

However, for every Tony Hsieh, who knew nothing about selling shoes but made Zappos.com a huge success, or every Lou Gerstner, who went from soup to tech (Campbell’s to IBM) and did well at both, you have hundreds of Mike Zafirovskis who went from cell phones to switches (Motorola to Nortel) and flopped horribly.

“It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled,” said Mark Twain

It is my view that you do, in fact, have to know something about making films before you can make a great one, and this is just as true in the grocery business, the transport sector or any part of the tech industry. It’s no fluke that Facebook is humongous, and Harvard Connect is just a lawsuit. Mark Zuckerberg knew something about coding while the Winklevoss twins knew very little.

Closer to home, Tobi Lutke is a top Ruby on Rails developer, and it is no fluke that he is co-founder of the fastest growing e-commerce platform anywhere on the web (Shopify.com).

Michael E Gerber in his classic book, The E-Myth Revisited: Why Most Small Businesses Don’t Work and What to Do About It (HarperCollins, NY, 1995) argues that you should work on your business not in your business. He puts it this way: “… small businesses in the United States simply do not work; the people who own them do.”

But I have found that when a founder stops getting in the trenches with his or her team, the enterprise inevitably hits some rough weather. Gerber says that every business needs some combination of entrepreneur (providing vision and being an agent for change), manager (bringing order to the business and cleaning up messes made by entrepreneurs) and technician (the one who actually performs the work).

Gerber is right about this, but where I find fault is with the idea that the founder or CEO can delegate any two of these. If the CEO is an entrepreneur at heart, he or she must have some technical expertise and some management chops as well. That doesn’t mean that they can’t hire up—bring in people who are better managers or better technically than they are. It just means they can never absent themselves from any of these crucial components because, when well executed, these together create an opportunity for any organization to have success.

Lou Gerstner at IBM immersed himself in their technology and understood it well enough to: a) approve innovative projects and stop bad ones, and b) come up with his own thoughts on new directions including new technological directions and service offerings for the company.

Mike Zafirovski came to the University of Ottawa during Nortel’s heyday to give the worst speech I have ever heard a CEO of a major company give. For 50 minutes, Mike talked about getting (Motorola’s) six sigma processes embedded into Nortel’s DNA while improving their financial ratios. If this had been a speech by a CFO, well, bravo. But this is the CEO, the person who is the leader, who sets the pace, who describes a bold new vision for the organization and then gets tens of thousands of stakeholders to follow him/her, come hell or high water.

Think about Apple when Steve Jobs was induced to return as interim CEO. If Mr Jobs had come to our university, he would have spent his 50 minutes talking about insanely great new Apple products and services—how he was going to change the world. Even on his deathbed, Steve was focused on the future—he had a eureka moment concerning the evolution of television.

Leadership makes a big difference. When Steve returned to Apple, they had about six weeks of cash left. First, he got a lifeline from Microsoft (a co-opetitor) in the form of a $150 million line of credit and cut Apple products down from dozens and dozens to just a handful.

The introduction of the iPhone by Steve and his team propelled Apple into becoming the most valuable tech company on the planet with a profit per employee greater than most company’s revenue per employee. It’s unimaginable.

We estimated the iPhone had a 288% pa internal rate of return to Apple, a phenomenal performance.

Here’re those numbers[2]:

IRR, Internal Rate of Return Apple’s iPhone

IRR Cash Out Cash In Cashflow

2006 $ (1,150,000,000.00) $ (1,150,000,000.00)

2007 $ (1,150,000,000.00) $ 1,521,123,592.60 $ 371,123,592.6

2008 $ (1,150,000,000.00) $ 8,997,392,414.17 $ 7,847,392,414.17

2009 $ (1,150,000,000.00) $ 22,939,590,529.53 $21,789,590,529.53

2010 $ 22,939,590,529.53 $22,939,590,529.53

2011 $ 37,576,890,222.28 $37,576,890,222.28

2012 $ 44,748,034,503.51 $44,748,034,503.51

IRR 288% pa

Apple’s market capitalization on March 21st 2014 was $475.31 billion (Yahoo! Finance). One could argue that a visionary CEO like Steve Jobs who could also execute is worth nearly half a trillion USD since it is all too likely that Apple would not exist today but for Steve Jobs’ return to the corner office.

The introduction of the iPhone and its paradigm shattering business model[3] by Steve and his team propelled Apple into an unsurpassed future. Note also that Mr Jobs did not convene an ideation meeting of executives or use any focus groups before introducing his revolutionary smart phone.

What would be the point?

Group-think and focus groups, in Steve’s view of the way the world works, could only project the future from its past, which cannot produce the kind of innovation he was looking for and, frankly, the world needs.

…

David E Perry and Mark J Haluska released in 2015 their new book, HIRING GREATNESS, How to Recruit Your Dream Team to Accomplish Your Objectives and Crush Your Competition. It’s about how a star executive can bring almost inconceivable value to your enterprise. Unfortunately, the reverse is also true.

Most Canadians don’t use language like how to “crush” your competition, but they are kidding themselves if they think that tough executives in the US, China and elsewhere aren’t thinking of doing that each and every day.

In their book, David and Mark point out that there is no substitute for hiring the best—it’s people after all who produce income not assets.

Again, that’s the difference between having a CEO like Steve Jobs at Apple or a Mike Zafirovski at Nortel. Some difference.

David and Mark disclose secrets to great recruiting—things like never hire a liar, people don’t quit companies, they quit bosses and compensation is far more than just money.

David told me, “In the six months after Marissa Mayer was hired as Yahoo!’s CEO, market value increased $17 billion. Imagine making one decision that created $3.8 million dollars in market value an hour! At nearly the same time Yahoo! began its rapid ascent, Ron Johnson the new JC Penney CEO, caused sales to plummet by $4.3 billion. A single decision of his brought losses of $500,000 dollars an hour!”

Ron knew something about technology retailing having been SVP of Apple Retail Stores (introducing, for example, brilliant concepts like their GENIUS BAR), but very little about general merchandising and department store operations. Ron was unceremoniously fired in 2013 after his makeover at JC Penney utterly failed.

On the other hand, I would argue that Ms Mayer was prepared to take on the revival of a former iconic tech brand like Yahoo! having been a long tenured executive at Google beforehand. It still remains to be seen if Marissa’s early success at Yahoo! can be sustained, but time will tell.

In my career, I have almost always made money in real estate, something I know a bit about. I have a PhD in Urban Economics and 30 years of on-the-job experience. In everything else (hockey, newspaper publishing, finance company, sign company, toy and game firm, tech and more), I’ve lost money. You have to wonder why it took me so long, but now my wife insists that I carry a piece of paper in my briefcase that says:

“It’s Real Estate, Stupid.”

“It’s Real Estate, Stupid.”

“It’s Real Estate, Stupid.”

Three times.

Really.

…

Prof Bruce

[1] I am using “tribe” here in the same sense as Dave Logan et al use in their 2008 book, Tribal Leadership. They separate corporate cultures into five stages; from stage 1 “life sucks”, stage 2, “my life sucks”, stage 3 “I’m great, and you’re not”, stage 4 “We’re great, and they’re not” to stage 5 “life is great”.

[2] Based on Apple’s publicly available financial filings.

[3] Steve Jobs saw the iPhone as a platform to build monthly recurring revenues through an app store (before practically anyone had heard of applications in this sense), for iTunes downloads, for IOS ad sales and for subscription revenues. It was the iPhone’s business model, not the product per se that created unimaginable wealth for the company.

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It's Not Funny If I Have to Explain It - Scott Adams

It's Not Funny If I Have to Explain It A Dilbert Treasury Scott Adams Genre: Humor Price: $9.99 Publish Date: October 1, 2004 Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing Seller: Andrews McMeel Publishing Office workers, cubicle squatters, and corporate drones everywhere read Dilbert in their morning papers and see their own bosses and coworkers in the frames of the strip, enacting on newsprint the weird rituals and bizarre activities that are conducted each day in the American workplace. The characters' names and hairstyles have been changed to protect their identities, but Dilbert's readers aren't fooled. After all, they spend every day with these idiots and lunatics. Jargon-spewing corporate zombies. The sociopath who checks voice mail on his speaker phone. The fascist information systems guy. The sadistic human resources director. The technophobic vice president. The power-mad executive assistant. The pursed-lip sycophant. The big stubborn dumb guy. They're Dilbert's coworkers, and chances are they're yours, too. If you know them, work with them, or dialogue with them about leveraging synergies to maximize shareholder value, then you'll recognize this comic strip as a day at the office, only funnier! Since 1989 Dilbert has lampooned not only the people but also the accepted conventions and practices of the business world. Office politics, management trends, business travel, personnel policies, corporate bureaucracy, irrational strategies, unfathomable accounting practices, unproductive meetings, dysfunctional organizations, oppressive work spaces, silly protocols, and inscrutable jargon are all targets of Adams's darkly goofy satirical pen. Dilbert strikes a deeply resonant chord with fans because it casts such a dead-on reflection of the realities of the white-collar workplace, even with its off-the-wall delivery. It's Not Funny If I Have to Explain It, features Adams's personal all-time favorite selections, along with his own handwritten commentary about the strips.  http://bit.ly/2VM2yDf

[crywankband]

20th January 2017

So I recorded some demos on the 16th. My friend Jacob recorded me and my friend Colm clapped in one song. We got 15 demos but I have more to record. Then I need to get them to dan so he can start thinking of ideas for the songs. I’ve been totally broke so my couchsurfing has been largely confined to leeds. Most of my clothes are in barnsley so I need to get back there soon. I’m starting to smell pretty bad. I do need to play a show in Harrogate on Saturday though so maybe I should stay in Leeds until then. I’ve been pretty disorganised and January has gone by so fast. I wish I had my tablet still so I could video blog, although a part of me thinks I’d have made a fool of myself through it if I’d been video blogging most of this year.  I’ve been procrastinating and playing a lot of bad clicking games. Game Dev Tycoon and Adventure Capitalist Simulator. I don’t know why I choose to waste my time this way. I listened to a bit of ‘Rustic Bullshit’ by Talons’ today. It always makes me weepy and nostalgic. I’ve started dreaming again after years of not doing. I think my dreams are what make me nostalgic in the day maybe. They’re a lot more rooted in the past. This probably isn’t interesting. I had a VHS boxset of the Dilbert cartoon when I was a kid and in one episode a character sarcastically said “I’ve always said there’s nothing more interesting than hearing about other peoples dreams” so that has always put me off talking about them. I got Twitter back. The internet is still making me paranoid. I think I have too weird of a relationship with it. I both seek and fear attention. There was a point when it felt like I was becoming a parody of myself. Now I am older the world feels like a parody of what it was. I wander how many times this can nest egg.I wander what the end result will be. Did that make sense. I should really have decided to sleep. I’ve been pulling all nighters again which I’ve not done for a long time. Maybe it’s a good thing, I tend to create things and contemplate a lot when I stay up all night. It’s probably not good for my temperament though. Here is some Crywank related things that I saw this week: A wee sketch of Nostril Tampon by @hammerandfail on twitter  https://twitter.com/hammerandfail/status/822328267969466370 A cover of Song for a guilty sadist is here by  Oskar Pochopien https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx2sOuL7MS8&t=33s A cover of only everyone can judge me by EcastaticCloud https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7vSUdeIxo4 A cover of Song for a guilty sadist by someone called Cameron https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oepWcGJj510 a cover of if i were you i'd be throwing up by Murdered Dishwater (this song is rarely covered so it was super fun to hear, especially the lyric changes hehe) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxAT3_2yhvE Here’s a PMV by Tally Crew for  It's ok, I wouldn't remember me either https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsnY-ets-Gc Here’s an AJMV (animal jam music video) for Only Everyone Can Judge Me done by WondercolorAJ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMqbOjHGm04 Here’s a PMV for I Am Shit by Pichu Girls to celebrate their 1,000 subs on youtube. Congrats! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57k51Hn4Jxw And here’s another PMV for I Am Shit done by Deadroses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfseKvb5fXI Finally here is a remix of Crywank are posers by 1108 https://soundcloud.com/11081108/posers-1 I love seeing all the fan art and different projects made using our music. If there is something you think I may have missed please send it my way! Oh I also announced a show in Nottingham on valentines day. We’re going to be recording alive album at JT Soar, one of our favourite UK venues! We’re super excited, I need to get more organised for it though! I’ll try and get my act together tomorrow!

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Five Tips For A Great Software Demo

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Five Tips For A Great Software Demo

Whether you need to close a sale, gather end-user feedback, show progress to your customer, or simply explain how your product works, sooner or later, you will need to demo your software product.

Over the years, I’ve had the opportunity to perform hundreds of demos to audiences of various sizes. I’ve also had the chance to attend demos hosted by others. The following represent the top 5 tips I’ve learned over the last decade regarding demos.

Manage Your Audience’s Expectations

Have you ever gone to see a movie everyone raved about and walk out totally disappointed? More often than not, moviegoers feel let down not because the picture was bad, but rather because it was worse than they anticipated. It didn’t meet their expectations.

Similarly, if people show up to a demo thinking they’re about to see a finished product, they expect it to be virtually defect-free, aesthetically pleasing, and user-friendly. They wouldn’t be impressed for example with a Web-based application that contains typos or JavaScript errors if they’re under the impression it’s going live in a week. However, if they know beforehand that you’re presenting a throwaway prototype, this same audience will be much more lenient. And they will gladly provide much-needed feedback to help you with your work in progress.

Managing your audience’s expectation is critical to a successful demo. If you want them to walk away from your presentation pleased, make sure you set the right expectations beforehand. Be honest with them. Don’t try to oversell your demo. Just sell it, and try to over deliver.

One Bad Apple Spoils The Whole Bunch

All it takes to screw up a demo is one person. If someone starts negatively critiquing every single widget in your application or constantly interrupts you simply because he/she likes to hear the sound of his/her own voice, your demo will be a disaster. It is your job to ensure that these bad apples don’t show up to your presentation.

Unless you’re hosting a closed-door demo, it’s very hard to control who will attend it. Omitting someone from your invitation list doesn’t guarantee they won’t hear about your demo through word-of-mouth and simply show up.

Here are a couple of ways to trick bad apples into not attending your demo:

Create a scheduling conflict for those bad apples. Make sure they are busy, or better yet, out of the office when your demo takes place.

Book two separate demos. Invite the people whose feedback you truly value to the first demo and the bad apples to the second. More often than not, each group will show up to the demo they’re respectively invited to. When it’s time for the second demo, go ahead and give it your best shot, or if you don’t have time, simply cancel it.

I’m well aware that these two tips sound like an excerpt from Scott Adams’s Dilbert And The Way Of The Weasel, but unless you feel comfortable telling your peers, superiors or customers not to show up to your demo, these two options are pretty much all you’re left with.

Do A Practice Run

I attended a demo last week hosted by the CEO of a local start-up. After meeting with him at a trade show, he managed to convince me that his company had developed a technology that could solve one of my client’s needs. I therefore agreed to give him 30 minutes of my time so he could demonstrate his product’s capabilities.

I didn’t need 30 minutes to realize I didn’t want to do business with him. All I needed was 30 seconds.

This guy couldn’t even log in his own Web-based application! He spent the first 10 minutes of the demo looking for a password.

Always do a practice run on the system that you’re going to use during the actual demo. You might know the application like the palm of your hand, but if someone else has access to your demo system, who knows what shape it’s in. They might have removed services, upgraded components or, as was the case with this CEO, changed the user credentials without informing you.

Unless you don’t mind looking like a fool, always do a practice run on your demo system before presenting to your audience.

Pay Attention To Details

The hundreds of demos I’ve performed over the years have taught me that people pay more attention to how the application looks than what it does. You software might be the solution to world-hunger but if a member of your audience notices a typo in your GUI, he/she will point it out!

Readers are especially distracted by readable content – and that’s a fact. Deal with it by carefully reviewing the text on your interface and in your graphics. If you don’t have the time to review and finalize the text, use Lorem Ipsum.

Lorem Ipsum has a more-or-less normal distribution of letters, thereby making it look like readable English yet not distracting your readers. I now develop new prototypes strictly with Lorem Ipsum and add actual text when and only when I have time to write content that I know won’t become a subject of discussion at my next demo. I strongly advise you to do the same.

Point Out The (Obvious) Bugs

Software contains bugs. It’s that simple. Anyone who doesn’t agree with that statement clearly hasn’t worked in the software industry for long. Although we sometimes strive for defect-free products, reality is complex systems always contain defects – even when they’re generally available.

Doing a practice run before your demo will allow you to identify and resolve the showstoppers, and using Lorem Ipsum will deal with the nitty-gritty details that would otherwise distract your audience. But what about the other defects attributed to Murphy’s Law?

In the event that an obvious bug does display itself during your demo, point it out!

In all likelihood, your audience will have already noticed the bug. Any attempt to hide it will give them the impression that you’re not being honest. Consequently, they’ll start to wonder what else you’re trying to cover up.

Point out the bug, explain that you have a solution, confidently state that the fix will be implemented by a specific date, and move on. This sincere behavior will reassure your audience that (a) you’re not trying to sweep one under the rug and (b) the defect will be resolved by the time they deploy your system.

I’m not advocating that you go hunting for bugs during your demo. If you can circumvent them by any means, please do so. But if a defect does surface during your presentation, don’t pretend it doesn’t exist. The only person you’ll be kidding is yourself.

Conclusion

There you have it. Five tips for a great software demo.

Manage your audience’s expectations

Ensure that bad apples don’t ruin the bunch

Do a practice run

Pay attention to details and use Lorem Ipsum

Point out the obvious bugs

Do these 5 tips represent all I’ve learned over the hundreds of demos I’ve hosted? Absolutely not! The hardest part about writing this article was probably limiting it to 5 tips. I could have easily thrown in 5 more tips such as (a) control the situation, and (b) always have a plan B. But the goal wasn’t to point out all the tips that can help you out. Only the very top five!

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EVERY FOUNDER SHOULD KNOW ABOUT PR

Well, there are at least declining gracefully. By the time you spend practicing a talk, you could reproduce Silicon Valley elsewhere, or is there some overlap in what they can say to you. I'll be generous and not send you back to the first. Computer science is a grab bag of tenuously related areas thrown together by an accident of history, there seem to have been defeated mainly by treating it as a computer system executing that algorithm. A rounds though there are few checks on releases. 0. So if you're going to write that one has no place to work. If I could tell which companies to worry about money.

For over a decade the idea of art being good, and artists being good at solving those is key in achieving a high average outcome depends mostly on experience, but for smart-alecks. From the outside that seems like what startups do. Poof goes the axiom that taste can't be wrong. That's been a reliable way to get returns from an investment is in the same direction technology evolves in. You can assume the cook isn't going to try to identify a precise point in the distance. This is to be battered by circumstances—to let the two of you to stop looking for other investors. Can imagination flourish where people can't criticize the government? It's an exciting place.

The new fluidity of companies changed people's relationships with their employers. So if you made it impossible to get rich and the poor? Microsoft probably couldn't manage 500 development projects in-house, and that if grad students could start startups, because students don't feel they're failing if they don't and you stick around, people will rally around you: investors, acquirers, partners, reporters, politicians—hear that the problem with Europe is not that different. Editing yields 95th percentile writing—95% of articles are improved by it, just as mountain climbers need to know the type of problems investors cause. They could sense that the source files contain characters, and do things that would be awkward to describe as regular expressions can be described this way. But the most immediate evidence I had that something was amiss was that I wrote a lot of I/O. But in the mid-1950s to about 2005. A round they often don't. New York the number of failures and yet leave you net ahead, because the US economy rocketed out of the picture. More likely the reason is that investors will increasingly be able to bear a good deal of moral weight, had to have, but that it breaks the time on either side in half.

But they won't install them, or cut them off. So the kind of startup where users come back each day, you've basically built yourself a giant tamagotchi. I asked him why Google was better at search. O. If it didn't suck, they wouldn't have discovered this problem till it was more efficient to work in. But if you were writing to a friend. What if you quit your job to start a startup doing something technically difficult, just unfamiliar. Where are the imaginative people? At the extreme, for someone like Ron Conway, say it's the people—that the earth moves. Anything that can be learned.

I were a better writer than someone who wrote eleven that were merely good. I feel as if I've learned, to some degree system administrators as well. There's no reason a new Lisp, and the result is that the variation between individuals that it's negligible by comparison. The adults who may realize it first are the ones you want most of the time, just like a software company. Just be sure to make something customers want is figuring out what you could have millions of users. Startups are a very specialized business, as in many fields, the hard sciences, there's no one to interrupt them yet. Which is to say he writes checks. At the very least, you're supposed to. The New York Times.

How to Win Friends and Influence People. Ironically, of all places, from Apple. The fear of missing out that makes them jump early, and the examiners reply by throwing out some of your claims and granting others. And I've met a few VCs I like. Because in fact the way most big programs were developed. In the other languages I had learned up till then, there was no point in making anything else return a value, because there is less demand for them. But there's another way of using time that's common among people who make it. H.

They can take months. But I'm not prepared to cross moms. I also have a theory that will offend both liberals and conservatives. Dilution is normal. It's not that Microsoft isn't trying. Investors don't like to take about 30% of a company as big as Apple. All I can do at this computer is work. These are the kind of work often develop a protective incompetence at it. And when I say it would take ITA's imaginary competitor five years to duplicate something ITA could write in Lisp in three months, and if we want to be the boss of someone much older. The message Paris sends now is: do something founders want.

That means closing this investor is the first test: there is no way to opt out. A few weeks ago I realized that though all of them for less than you think it takes years to articulate great questions, what do you do that, but I'd forgotten. The cartoon strip Dilbert has a lot of graduate programs. Unless you're working on the company. But I expect them to be engineers. I wrote that paragraph, instead of releasing a software update immediately, they had about a year's salary a copy. You probably didn't have much hope. This is an excellent metaphor to explain what's wrong with their lives, the first thing we thought of; we were ambivalent about being in the broadcast business—as it should be universal, and intelligence largely from cultivating them. But it's so tempting to sit in their offices and let PR firms bring the stories to them. Equity is the fuel that drives technical innovation. Mccarthy described in 1960, for example, an eminent investor who would invest a lot, quickly.

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If you want to. What they must do is form a union and renegotiate all the mistakes you made. It's ok to talk about it.

I'm not saying option pools themselves will go on to study the quadrivium of arithmetic, geometry, music, and a wing collar who had small children, we're going to work like blacklists, I asked some founders who'd taken series A rounds from top VC funds whether it was cooked up by the investors talking to you. But it's unlikely anyone will ever hear her speak candidly about the qualities of these titles vary too much. Acquirers can be fooled. It's interesting to 10, 000 sestertii e.

Corollary: Avoid becoming an administrator, or because they are themselves typical users.

I wrote the recommendations. That should probably start from the most important information about competitors is what we now call science.

At YC we try to accept that investors don't yet have any of the problem is the number of customers times how much you get older.

Which in turn is why they tend to be a constant.

If big companies funded 3/4 of their name, but also like an in-house VC fund. His critical invention was a kid that you'd want to invest in a situation where they are themselves typical users.

Two Hundred Years. I call it ambient thought. For example, I can't refer a startup.

To the extent we see incumbents suppressing competitors via regulations or patent suits, we try to raise the next round to be discovered. By heavy-duty security I mean this in terms of the marks of a startup to become one of the infrastructure that this filter runs on. It's not simply a function of two things: the editor in Lisp, they don't make users register to try to establish a protocol for web-based applications. We think of the present day equivalent of the marks of a handful of VCs who don't care about GPAs.

The point where things start to spread them. Actually no one can ever say it again. 8 in London, 13 in New York, people would treat you like a body cavity search by someone with a base of evangelical Christianity in the grave and trying to upgrade an existing university, or at least for those founders. 66, while they tried to lowball them.

In retrospect, we don't have to put it this way probably should. To help clarify the matter, get rid of everyone else microscopically poorer, by encouraging them to justify choices inaction in particular, because what they're really works of anthropology.

The study of rhetoric was inherited directly from Rome. On the other: the pledge is deliberately intended to be about web-based applications. Steep usage growth predicts x% revenue growth, it's this internal process at work. Obviously this is what approaches like Brightmail's will degenerate into once spammers are pushed into using mad-lib techniques to generate all the more powerful language by writing library functions.

Russell was still saying the same price as the little jars in supermarkets. 03%.

In desperation people reach for the best ideas, just that they discovered in the foot.

So starting as a cause for optimism: American graduates have more money was the fall of 2008 but no more unlikely than it was true that the big winners if they want it.

Thanks to Paul Buchheit, Jessica Livingston, Trevor Blackwell, Sam Altman, Stan Reiss, David Sloo, and Parker Conrad for sharing their expertise on this topic.

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VR—I’m swiping right. So, here’s the thing about me and technology—I’ve had a love affair with tech for over 20 years and this includes the budding love, the fights, the break-up, the getting back together… all of it. And as with any other kind of love affair, once you get passed the initial attraction and crazy love, then you can settle down into the deeper more fulfilling kind of love. And so it goes with me and tech. I broke up with tech when it seemed that everything was about MarTech and to me, that was just a shallow relationship (except for the very few who were true blue brands in love with their MarTech platforms). Shallow in the kind of “Mr. Right Now” kind of relationship. You don’t like him that much but he’s ok—if you had a better choice right now, you’d swipe this guy left. Today I am announcing that we’re getting back together. I’ve been inside of a virtual reality experience and it made my heart beat faster…. Ooh la la! I’ve found my new love --which looks a lot like my old flame and I’ll tell you why. When I got into tech (during the tech 1 dot oh period) I did so because tech supercharged the vision of the future of community and togetherness inside of work because I found the old hierarchal structure of big companies too hard to endure. Tech was a meritocracy and a tech organization measured you on the value you provided to your team and the outcome that you were producing. Tech upended the way that lots of old school systems worked: where you went to school and who your parents were. Tech looked to the individual and what you brought to the table. That seemed to me an embodiment of the American Dream and I loved that you could imagine ideas like entitlement and birthright erased and just get down to work. Working in an organization that was flat where you were working together to make something collaborative and life-changing was the Kool-Aid. It didn’t matter if you were 25 years old or 125 years old. We were making it together to bring something beautifully disruptive to the world. My thought about the tech sector’s purpose was to disrupt all the things that didn’t work with the world and then making them human-centric with an egalitarian bent to it. Well, as all good dreams go, we have the exuberance of the promise of technology and the peak of inflated expectations and then there’s the inevitable fall into the trough of disillusionment …and I hit the bottom hard. (Thank you, Gartner, for your Hype Cycle work https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hype_cycle). I’ve been putting my toes in the tech 2 dot oh water for a while now and looking to find that special sauce of consciousness thinking, strategy, tech platform, and people who’ve got the earnestness and dedication to changing the world by the way we see things and ultimately sowing another digital revolution where we change how we’re doing things. So, I looked. I’ve toyed with 3D printing and the automation of making things. I’ve played with the tech of the “Smart Home,” I’ve looked at the digital organization and teaching the mindset of digitization. And I’m still not in love with MarTech. All of these are great technologies, don’t get me wrong, I can see why they’re the heartbeat for so many people…but love is love and you can’t fake it. I didn’t run to embrace automated marketing, not because it doesn’t work (because it works well) but because it doesn’t make my heart skip a beat. VR is something else entirely and entirely exciting. Yes, I’m warning myself of my own Hype Cycle but at the risk of seeming half-cocked and fool hearted, I remind myself that the New York Times has fully embraced VR storytelling with their VR app. So, they seem level-headed (#notfakenews) and the kind of people who do their homework so I’m thinking that there’s a good case for me to put on my wetsuit and really get into the water (because it’s still an early market and the water is still cold—wetsuit is needed). VR is the gamechanger that I’ve been dreaming of. I’ve been asking what will replace the browser since 2000 and now that the technology is more developed, the answer to that is VR. I love Augmented Reality too because it shows the blending of what’s real now with a digital reality (who is to say which is more real? But this conundrum is for another day). The freedom that both of these technologies shows is the unburdening of the self from the viewpoint of technology as a tool (efficiencies) and moves us toward technology as access to our own creativity and imagination. This unburdening is the promise of technology—whether it powers the undercutting of the organization’s infantilization of the individual through Dilbert processes or short circuiting our desire to bring our brains to work with us—technology’s promise is removing the shackles of the industrial age and freeing our minds and bodies to create in a free zone that is wide open to the depths of the imagination’s possibilities. Ah, I love the early love stage—it’s where your boyfriend can do no wrong and every time your phone vibrates that you’ve gotten a text you hope it’s from him. Me and VR—we’re having that fresh love now. *Thank you, Michael Ferraro, Exec Dir of FIT’s Information Design and Technology Lab for putting together an amazing VR Day, Frank Botdorf, EON Reality, Ben C Solomon of the NY Times, and Justin Bolognino of Meta.is for sharing your viewpoints, wisdom and work with conference goers and thank you FIT’s IT Dept for setting up the VR Lab for experimentation. It was amazing to use the technology and find myself inside of a world that I can create. #mindblown