#Dick Pickman

[radiovalis]

(Dick Pickman)

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 4

Propaganda

Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies):

#Propaganda for Glenn Close: one of the other PCs mentions multiple times how hot he is #Actually several characters point it out but especially Henry #Also the only person in a podcast that has to put a disclaimer about not being a BDSM podcast to have had sex during the course of the show

We didn’t do hot Glenn summer for him to LOSE. Spoilers for his story but MORE PROPAGANDA FOR YOU:

Young hot rocker dilf

Loyal to his dead wife <3

Does in fact smoke weed

BARD!! HES A BARD. HE WAS LEAD GUITAR IN HIS BAND (that he was kicked out of)

His band was a Christmas cover band btw.

Literally the fandom had hot Glenn summer which consisted of drawing him being incredibly hot and sexy

Anti government (ofc)

Kind of cringefail (Disney adult) (was on dilfs of disneyland)

Young and sexy not your style? Then how about HIM AFTER YEARS LOCKED IN A TIME PRISON WITH A DAMN HANNIBAL MASK ??

Lost an eye and wears a fucking eyepatch

One incredibly buff arm

Has a pet rat named after his son <3

Immeasurable amounts of trauma in this man- becomes progressively more unhinged

OH OLD HUMAN BARD ISNT CUTTING IT? FINE

HE BECOMES A FUCKING DEMON

A COOL HOT ONE-EYED DEMON WHO WANTS TO KILL HIS DAD (also sexy)

HE CANONICALLY ENDS CHRISTIAN HELL VIA CHRISTMAS

IS ALSO WAY OVERLEVELED

Becomes a demon hunter for the rest of his existence

Also nonwhite !!! We are done with cringefail whiteboys !!!!!!!!!

I can’t put into words ok just know he is the best plz love him.

Listen, I don't know this other character but I've seem some good arguments for her However Consider Glenn Close winning through no effort of his own in a bullshit way despite being a dick is the most in character thing ever. He leveled up three times and got a crab mech, we GOT to give him this win, it's fitting

I don’t regulate if minors follow me or not bc I’m a pretty chill space but I hope the world is aware that’s the only reason I haven’t been downright nasty about Glenn close. I’m down bad. I’m NOT in the boat of ‘Glenn isn’t sexy but I want him to win bc it’s my fandom’. I would estimate I have 200+ drawings of Glenn on my phone that AREN’T safe for work. Way more that are. Where did they come from? That’s MY business. But I tell you this fact to assure you- Glenn IS sexy. I’m not voting to represent my fandom I’m voting out of TRUTH AND LOVE. IF YOU DON’T GET IT YOU DON’T GET IT!!! I just think my level of feral over this man is more powerful than y’all realize. If you don’t get his sex appeal that’s okay, but don’t doubt that this is my truth.

Okay but Glenn made a minivan cum by talking to her so

HE HAS A BOOK THAT HE MARKS X’S AND CHECKS FOR EVERY DAY TO SEE IF THAT DAY WAS A SUCCESS OR NOT. TO SEE IF HE DID GOOD THAT DAY. ITS ALMOST ENTIRELY X’S. HE WAS CUCKED OUT OF A SON. AND A DEAD WIFE. HE DIDN’T EVEN GET TO KILL HIS DAD IN REVENGE. There’s absolutely nothing going for him except his sex appeal in his life. Nobody he loved remembers him. He lost his eye. All he has is a pet rat and friends who admit they don’t really like him that much. He was kicked out of his own band. The band was named after him. He was kicked out of the Glenn Close trio. All he could do was deez nuts the big bad and be sexy. If nothing else, then pity him. Look in his eyes. Look at his heart and soul. Do you think pickman needs this to feel good about herself? Can she not accept a loss for the sake of a pathetic father? Can she shake hands with the minivan fucker and his human gun and just take the L on this one? He did not do the BDSM episode for this I’ll tell you what. Do this for my his sake. Do it for Nick Jr, who needs the prize money to pay for his rat snacks. Do it for his son. For Morgan. Ganbatte.

Mod Note: While I will still take "bad dads are sexy" propaganda and "bad dads aren't sexy" anti-propaganda, I kindly request no more discussion on whether or not he was a bad father. This is a sexypoll, not a parentingpoll. If you see a post you strongly disagree with, you can just not reblog it.

Mod Note 2: This tournament is about fictional podcast characters. Please do not vote for the real actress Glenn Close.

Lup (The Adventure Zone: Balance):

Is somehow the hot twin between her and Taako

Lup Bluejeans (née... Taaco? Tacco? Taco? Tako? who tf knows this is why I'm going with her husband's last name. doylistly she gets her last name from her brother whose last name is given as "Taako again but spelled differently"): Hot, funny, smart and undead. Is there anything else you could want in a woman?? Well, in case there is: she's also canonically trans

LUP IS THE HOTTEST. VOTE LUP.

[slepoepyatno]

Dick Pickman developing photos 🤧

[knittedbond]

i think it would be one thing if pickman were against another hot woman. woman rights and all. or even a hot nonbinary piece of work like gable. but she's not. you gave us a sopping wet paper bag of a dad, who isn't even a good parent, and told me you want him to win. against pickman. saint of children abandoned by dick fathers. and i think that's the biggest crime to me

[beeelderly]

im imagining having pickman as a cta train conductor and im swooning. shed be like Get out of the doors Doors Are Closing. and start closing the doors and driving off even if someone is being a dick and standing in the doorway for no reason. get sliced in half asshole we have a schedule to keep

[vivanightcity]

Considering letting the game update - but going to check the modding situation before hand - so have some fallout bubs.

My ghoul lad, Bellamy. A former CIT phd candidate who was kicked out, turned pirate radio host living out off shore on a boat which is how he, and a few other crew and cast members, survived initially.

Various things I described him as in the past: a borderlands character who got lost, a tank girl extra, and, Junkrat before junkrat was a thing. He's chaotic, explosive, trashy as hell, still runs his radio station. I actually remade the old 8track playlist Here on spotify.

The molerat is named Big Momma. He collects teddy bears. He can't remember much of Nuka world because it was one long sugar rush followed by a huge crash where he turned into a petulant little shit that had to be dragged around by Mac.

Arlo!! He's (Kind of) my first fallout OC. He's the first one I set out to make a character of and not just play the game (second playthrough) Sticks v close to the canon fole survivor story, but with the synth twist. (I like the eyes aesthetically, I know they wouldn't make sense so aren't like that actually, but :p)

Low spoilers for this old ass game, but the original Arlo has all the connections the 'real' sole does, but he didn't get along well with Father, who then decided he'd try to correct for that damn human reaction, maybe let his new replacement see what the 'real' commonwealth was like before bringing him home.

Doesn't go well. Arlo, the minutemen, the railroad, bffs. (But he also fucking adored X6 so that whole thing HURT)

I have so many others but can't find old screenshots of them. But off top of my head, the rest are below the cut

West - 14 year old orphan kid turned caravan guard and railroad runner then started up his own caravan company out of Egrett Tours, utilizing the waterways. Deacon taught him to shoot.

Nash - Semi canon-ish sole. Shaun's big brother. His dad was dead af and due to be honored at the start of the game, saw his mom killed and brother taken, then the cryo pod malfunctioned. Managed to get to sanctuary about ten years prior to game's canon date. Functionally blind. Essentially raised by Codsworth, became a damn whiz with robots and repairs to maintain Peep the seeing eyebot. Snuck out all the time with Peep, how he met a teenage Piper and even gunner Mac. Young adult when the minutemen survivors arrive at Sanctuary and kick off the game.

Orion - Former Disciple. Actual cannibal. Lives at the drive in cinema, owns just So Many dogs. Pickman's fuckbuddy for sure.

Boomer - Child of Atom. Wore a kilt. Used a huge hammer. I don't remember much more. I made a sign that said 'suck dick for atom' on his wall.

[lacefuneral]

God I also just like wanna watch a fucking movie or a TV show or something like. I've mostly been listening to podcasts or listening to the audio of TV shows whether it has audio description or not. And watching very brief YouTube videos with barely any motion or editing in them that are very quiet with my screen almost completely dark

Like I have such a long list of movies that I want to watch and I could be watching them if not on account of the brain hurt

Also I have like six or seven different books to read in my room right now and I cannot look at them. And I don't do audiobooks either they put me the fuck to sleep and the only method of reading that I am comfortable with is a physical book and not because I'm a snob or anything like that it's that it has the least amount of ice strain for me focus on it and it lets me stay present and also like I have a very physical kind of indication of how far along I am and like anytime I've tried to read it on like a fucking kindle or anything else like it's it's been a nightmare for me I can't do it I have tons of PDF on my laptop of like like full books and I do not touch them I do not open them because I have like a mental block about it because it's not like I can just go in and like stick in like a bookmark and then like you know go back to my bookmark and you know I just it's not how my brain works and it's just it's stressfu

God and I'd love to play a fucking video game like I have Pickman four and the three  previous Pickman games and I started one and two at around the same time and have not completed them.  and then obviously I have tears the kingdom too I haven't been paying attention to the community for the last couple of months so I don't know if there's been any new like technological advancements but you know there were a lot of very impressive things that people were doing for a long time and you know if new stuff has been discovered like I'd like to experiment with that I mean I'm not super good at building things in tears of the kingdom more of like a house design Person but you know it's cool to have that sort of sandbox environment where you can just sort of dick around and make shitty vehicles and see what happens

also I didn't even think of this before but I guess I could make like a second profile on my switch in order to like start a new game of tears of the kingdom if I wanted to because I don't wanna lose my current progress I wanna be able to go back to it but maybe that's a lol anyway I can't worry about that now anyway I physically can't do that



[harmonicabisexuals]

finally finished moby dick....much 2 think about and say but those last few chapters had me like jesse pickman screaming.gif

[winkcore]

i had a dream a few nights ago that i was sucking jesse pickmans dick but i had a cold so i was having trouble producing saliva but i still made it work. LOL.

[radiovalis]

(Dick Pickman)

[krokatron]

"They got their pound of flesh, but I'll collect my own again soon."

[slepoepyatno]

🙏I believe in Dick Pickman supremacy 🙏

Kind of my design for him and his works

[werewolfetone]

Dick Pickman back with another very convincing lie

[trashyslashers]

If you don't mind me asking; who are your least favorite characters from Manhunt 1 and 2? For me, it's:

Manhunt 1: Skinz (naturally), Ramirez (annoying boss battle), the cops, the SWAT team and Starweather

Manhunt 2: Pickman

We have similar opinions!

The Skinz are without a doubt my most disliked characters (honestly, I'm not sure if anyone really likes them lmao), followed by the Babyfaces (I don't mind the Skullz one bit, but I cannot stand the Babyfaces), the Wardogs (mostly Ramirez; he's such a dick), and.... Starkweather. I have a love-hate relationship with him; I love him as an antagonist and much of his overall character, but I hate his betrayal to Cash. But also, without him, Cash probably would've actually been executed, and never got his second chance. Very mixed feelings on him!

And from 2, I actually really dislike most of the Dixmor orderlies - it's been awhile since I've played 2 but I remember some of their lines were just downright awful about patients, and as the wiki states, many were physically abusive towards them. Also the Bloodhouds as they're, uh, a bit too similar to the Skinz for my liking lmao.

And, yes, Pickman as well. I'm happy Danny had at least one doctor (Whyte) who tried to actually help him, because Pickman sure as hell didn't.

[juliafied]

Rules

Fandom: Fallout 4

Pairing: John Hancock/Female Sole Survivor

Rating: Explicit

Words: 11,768

AO3

Summary:

John Hancock has three rules: don't be an asshole to people who don't deserve it, take your pleasures as they come, and don't catch feelings. He's never been the type to follow the rules, but these three have served him pretty well.

- or -

John McDonough falls in love.

Mildly NSFW excerpt below the cut

Shit, is this what he thinks it is? The shiny smoothskin Vaultie wants to go to bed? He can usually read ‘em pretty easily – she wouldn’t be the first to be curious about fucking a ghoul, but they’ve only met a couple of times, and besides, she doesn’t strike him as the type who fucks for curiosity. If the wedding ring on her finger is any indication, anyway. Hell, maybe she just wants to get her rocks off and he’s the lucky fella who gets to do the honors.

He’s never been known to say no to that kind of thing.

Still, he hesitates, before she leans closer. “John,” and fuck if it doesn’t make his dick twitch, hearing her say his name, his real name, all soft and husky like that, immediately thinking of all the other ways he could make her say his name, “it’s Saturday. Are you going to make me ask nicely?”

Saturday? His mouth forms the ‘oh’ as he remembers his joke from before. Fuck. He’s going to be hard by the time they walk out of here. He wouldn’t be the first, but it’s a real undignified look for the mayor. So he thinks of dismembering raiders. The art in Pickman Gallery she told him about. The Brotherhood of Steel. Super mutants.

She’s still staring at him, expression edging closer to disappointment, when he swallows, mouth dry, and grins with what’s left of his lips. “If you finish your drink, darlin’, you can do anything you like.”

Adrienne laughs as she tilts it back.

Read the rest on AO3

[sigurdjarlson]

I’m going to take that last post of Arthurian legend and run with it for my girl 😂

You are Guinevere, Sole Survivor of Vault 111, your husband is dead, your son is dead and replaced with a robot version of himself and you find yourself looking for some companionship. Who do you pick?

(This is just for fun because quite a few few people on this list she doesn’t actually have any romantic feelings for 😂 also some of the pros and cons are jokes don’t take them too seriously eh?)

Arthur

Pros

Hot

Named after your fictional namesake’s husband which is some soulmate level shit in your opinion tbh...or it’s a coincidence but that’s no fun

Actually has a heart in there if you squint

Gives you really cool shit

Runs a military so he has a shit ton of resources at his disposal

Huge nerd like you

Intelligent, a great tactician, good with words

His giant nuke throwing robot is pretty cool too

Trusts you a huge amount for some reason

Flawed but truly cares about the people under his command and wants to help the people of the Commonwealth..even if he’s way of doing that is questionable

Cons

Hates non-humans

Your fictional namesake cheated on him with his best friend so that’s a bit weird but hey it could have been solved with a threesome

Really hates some of your friends

Might be as stubborn as you are if not more

Tried to kill Danse

Is 20 so he nuts immediately

Emotionally repressed and is not working on it

Semi Functional alcoholic but so are you

Works constantly

His giant nuke throwing robot never shuts up about hating Communism also it almost blew you up like 50 times on your way to the institute

Danse

Pros

Hot

Protective, sweet, would die for you and kill for you.

Believes in you more than anyone ever has

If you need him he will be there

Loves to kill things with you

Also probably in love with Maxson

Loyal to a fault

Contrary to popular belief he does have a sense of humor

Surprisingly considerate and willing to talk about things even if it’s hard for him

Your best friend and mentor

Cons

Has internalized synthphobia

Emotionally repressed but to be fair he’s working on it

Likes country and Bluegrass

Hates most of your friends

Maxson tried to kill him

Says things like “better than a training exercise” after sex

Rarely leaves his power armor because he’s most comfortable when impervious to all forms of attack which means you can’t see that hot body as much as you’d like

Bossy but it’s kinda hot

Told your one synth friend to donate herself for study :(

Maccready

Pros

Hot

Your best friend, you know each other inside and out. You trust him with your life.

Would kill for you and also die for you although he’d rather not die so try not to do that..

Funny as hell..you have a blast with him

Usually doesn’t judge you because he’s a mercenary

Nerd. You both like comic books

Loves his kid and would love yours just as much

Surprisingly sweet when he cares about someone

Cons

Still mourning his dead wife

Doesn’t bathe

Only 22

Sent his dying son a cure to him in the apocalypse version of the mail

Can be an ass

Inconsistent

Whines about everything

Doesn’t want to carry your useless junk but he will

Thinks you’re too nice sometimes

Clingy

Pickman

Pros

Hot

Stalks you so he already knows you really well

Would kill for you

Hates raiders so he has some standards

Charming

Likes to give you presents

You’d have really dangerous hot kinky sex

Cons

Super pretentious artist type

Stalks you so he already knows you really well

Probably incapable of healthy attachments to others

Might kill you one day who knows

His presents are horrifying

Also he’s a serial killer

Cait

Pros

Hot

Funny as hell

Would kill for you..please let her kill for you

Kicks ass

Doesn’t judge you because all she wants to do is kill people and have a good time

Loyal once you’ve gained her trust

Cons

Bad temper

Drug habit but she’s working on it

Tries to fight everyone

Thinks you’re too nice to people

Will not stop accusing you of looking at her arse. I mean you are but c’mon Cait don’t call people on it

Hancock

Pros

Only hurts people who have it coming

Has already killed for you

A good friend

Funny as fuck

Great in the sack if his dick don’t fall off

When you hang out you have a blast together

Cons

Constantly stoned

Dick might fall off

Looks like beef jerky

Might get radiation poisoning in your coochie

Enables your drinking problem and unknowingly encourages your self destructive tendencies

Preston

Pros

Sweet and sexy

A genuinely good person

Genuinely cares about others and making the world a better place

Considerate and thoughtful

Cons

A settlement needs your help let me mark it on your map

Just kidding there are no cons

Piper

Pros

Always wants to do the right thing

Sweet and beautiful

Sassy and smart as hell

Gives you snacks unprompted

A writer so she’s good with words

Cons

Nosy

Doesn’t always think things through

Always wants to interview you

Little sister is mean to you :(

Nick

Pros

A genuinely good man

One of the most loyal friends you could ask for

Has a sexy noir aesthetic

Would give really good back scratches with his metal claw

Wants to make the world a better place

Always helping others

Extremely considerate, always making sure you’re okay

Would absolutely treat you right

The only person in the world who can pull off a fedora

Cons

Literally falling apart

Married to his work

Weird brother

Eats noodles but they fall out the hole in his neck. He’s a robot he doesn’t even need to eat

Wastes cigarettes

Might have a sketch of the mysterious stranger under his pillow

Curie

Pros

An absolute angel

Free stimpaks

Loves traveling with you

Nerd

Extremely caring and loving

Cons

Idk..French?