#Deuce Spade twisted wonderland

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📞 One Down | Ace Trappola & Deuce Spade x Reader

>> requested: no >> a/n: got inspired

>> masterlist: here!! >> summary: ace forgets something important >> reader prns: they/them >> warning(s): haha.

>> ace and deuce taglist: @tulipluvlettr | @strawberry-hyacinth | @oseathepebble | @wisteriainslumber | @villaim

@pastelmages | @xphantasmagoriax | @atlasnessie | @divinesapph | @ze-maki-nin

@ezr4n | @l1vyatan | @savanaclaw1996 | @enigmatic-pers

@queerlordsimon | @kyraxiyn | @rayisalive | @monochromepalette

[jaylleoo14]

Yuu: I'm so sad

Ace: Why?

Yuu: Because I want a lover but no ones interested in me :(

Deuce: Oh, really?

Yuu: Yeah, maybe i'm just not that attractive or interesting enough for others

Epel: Ya wanta boyfrien that bad?

Yuu: Yea🤧

Jack: Maybe someone is interested in you but they are just too scared to say anything.

Yuu: Really? You think so?

Sebek: Argh! I cant stand this anymore! Human! You really cant be that much of a clueless being are you?! Do you really not see the signs?!

Yuu: W-What signs?!

Ace the past few weeks dropping in hints, gifts, flowers and other little letters and more intimate texts towards Yuu: Yea, what signs I wonder...

I love Ace🫶🫶 Ace with an oblivious Yuu is so funny and fluffy in my head. Its like watching a comedy shojo romance anime LOL and the rest of the first years are like the victims of having to watch and deal with this slow burn hell of a ride

[recreationalfanfics]

I'm rewatching Night At The Museum but like a LARRY DALEY/DALEY! READER IN TWISTED WONDERLAND!? Like, they're related to Larry Daley and shit and they were training to be a Night Gaurd for the museum but now, they have to deal with overblots and stuff and they're armed with nothing but a trusty flash light?

- Like, you've dealt with a gigantic skeleton T-Rex, so you're not SUPER phased when you meet Grim. He's like a little tiny version of Rexy, you know?

- You're fighting with magical students and you casually blind them with your flashlight before hitting them with it just like you're dad taught you and stuff. Like, whenever Jade or Floyd sneak on you, your reflexes are faster and you're all: "SORRY! SORRY, REFLEX. I got kidnapped by a lot of museum artifacts back in my world so I developed, like, you know, a 6th sense."

- No because I can imagine that you're so unphased by paintings that come to life and you have such avid conversations with them.

- Not to mention you have to get used to the fact that the VILLAINS in your Disney stories are their gods and you give them due respect but its still so bizarre.

- BUT NOW CONSIDER THIS IDEA: UNCLE JEDEDIAH AND UNCLE OCTAVIUS END UP TRAVELING WITH YOU TO TWISTED WONDERLAND.

- The magic of this world keeps them alive without the tablet and since you're all by yourself, they're super protective of you despite their small size and stature. Also, they have a shaky relationship with Grim because he tried to eat them but now, all three of them are just trouble.

- Like they ride around on his back from class to class with you as you adjust to your new responsibilities to this world.

- ALSO, ACE WHEN HE FIRST PICKS ON YOU. Like, he grabs Jed and he's all: "Aw, how stupid, you've got a little cowboy toy?" and then Jedediah is all: "BOY, HAVE YOU DONE LOST YOUR MIND!? DON'T MAN HANDLE ME-" and Ace drops him and you catch Jed.

- NO BECAUSE JEDEDIAH AND OCTAVIUS GETTING ATTATCHED TO YOUR NEW FRIENDS, DUECE AND ACE AS WELL. Like, they can somewhat keep you safe in this new world and plus, when Deuce gets a bit hot headed, Octavius keeping him calm and saying some wise words. Or if Ace is complaining, Jedediah is standing on his shoulder and scolding him before Ace is all: "OKAY! OKAY, FINE, YOU MIGHT HAVE A POINT."

- AND THEN WHAT IF THE MUSEUM BACK IN THE WORLD WHERE YOUR DAD IS AT HAS A SPECIAL MIRROR FROM TWISTED WONDERLAND, like, he finds it and you're able to talk to everyone else from it.

- "(Y/n)!? ARE YOU OKAY!?"

- "YEAH, I'M FINE DAD!"/ "DON'T WORRY, GIGANTOR, WE'RE KEEPING THEM SAFE!"/ "Hi, Mr. (Y/n)'s dad!"/ "DEUCE, FOCUS!"/ "THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF WE JUST GOT TUNA!"

[bbloomsz]

😀 I am not okay

DEUCE SPADE??? DEUCE SPADE FROM THE HIT GAME TWISTED WONDERLAND?!?!?! WOOF WOOF ARF GRR-

[roses-dreams-andthorns]

"𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚣𝚎, 𝙸 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚎, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎."

Stirring up some trouble with Ace Trappola and Deuce Spade, but they both got things they wanna tell you... but they both seem too shy... Where did all their energy go?

"𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚎." "𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚎." "C𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏."

"𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚝 𝚞𝚙."

"𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚝 𝚞𝚙."

"𝙼𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚎."

ᴿᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ ⁱˢ ⁱᵐᵖˡⁱᵉᵈ ᵃˢ ᵐᵃˡᵉ, ᵐᵃˢᶜ ᵗᵉʳᵐˢ ᵘˢᵉᵈ.

ADeuce x Reader

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"OFF WITH YOUR HEADS! STOP RUNNING!" Riddle yells, chasing after the three of you down the halls, attempting to catch up.

"Catch us if you can, Rosey boy! This dude ain't stoppin' for no one!" You yell back at him, dashing away with your two friends, you and Ace skipped class today, and had intentionally broken some rules, and dragging Deuce along with you, so of course you'd all get in trouble with Riddle for that. To be honest, Riddle is breaking a rule too, because he's running in the halls to catch the three of you, too bad he won't catch you guys, you seem to be faster than him.

"Haha! L!" Ace laughs as you all you dash away from the housewarden who is persuing you, ain't no way you're getting your heads cut clean off today. You swerve your way through the students in the bustling halls, you ended up pushing some of them out of the way, which you all quickly apologized for, the students you pushed seemed confused, until they noticed the housewarden of Heartslabyul running behind you, face red with anger, yelling things that they didn't really bother trying to hear, they just shook their heads and forgot about it.

You ended up running right out of the building, and losing Riddle after dashing to hide behind the statues of the Great Seven on main street, you all sighed of relief after he had vanished from sight, but you then dragged the two boys with you to go hide behind the school, you couldn't risk hanging out on main street and getting caught, because there was without a doubt Riddle would return there for a double check. You had figured out through some gossip that there was a ladder set up around the back of the school that lead to the roof. Some students that claimed to have been up there say the view is great, so you thought it would be nice for a hangout spot, at least for now.

While you were dragging the two along, they couldn't help but blush a little, you could tell by the lingering redness on their cheeks. You were holding their hands while you were dragging them, so its to be expected. Not to mention the fact the two of them had secretly had a crush on you for some time now. You had led them to the rooftop, where the three of you at down to enjoy the view, and talk for a bit.

"Whoo! That was fun, eh?" You asked them, sweating, but still full of energy.

"Y-yeah... very fun..." Ace stuttered, which a nervous expression, which confused you, you had never seen Ace nervous before.

"Ace, are you good? Why's your face all red? And why are you stuttering? That's like... really rare for you." you ask him, he blushes more and doesn't respond, only making you more confused, Deuce seemed the same way, nervous... What happened to all the energy they had moments ago when you were running away from Riddle together?

This moment went from what was supposed to be fun, to being flat out awkward... the boys were silent... which was really rare for them, usually they're bickering about something or talking to you or just having a bunch of fun telling jokes and laughing together. This all feels so weird to you... Maybe they're not feeling well? Had they eaten today? Where's all their enthusiasm, and why isn't Deuce scolding you and Ace for your stupidity, or for skipping class and getting him dragged into your mess again?

Meanwhile, the two boys are just admiring the view, but the view wasn't what was out in the horizon, the view was you. They were looking right at you with their lovestruck eyes... and you didn't notice because you were too stuck in your thoughts, worrying about why they aren't saying anything, or arguing about something...

The three of you kept silent for a while longer, the two continuing to start at you with those lovesick eyes, until you finally decided to speak up.

"Alright, things have gotten too quiet..." you sigh, "Can't we talk about something, like maybe... oh I don't know, something random? I've got Cards Against Humanity in my bag, and a bunch of other card games like that!" you suggested, then you looked over at Ace, you noticed his expression while he was staring right into your eyes, then you looked to Deuce, who had the same expression... you were now even more confused... Why are they staring at you so intensely with those expressions? What did you say that has them looking at you like you're the only thing in the world, when the world is all around them? They're zoned out too...

You snap your fingers in front of their faces, snapping them out of their daze.

"Sheesh... you guys are acting strange today... are ya cursed or something? Did someone force some kinda potion in your mouths?" you ask them, sarcastically, chuckling to yourself.

"A-ah- sorry, Prefect... I zoned out... looking at you..." Deuce chuckled shyly.

"Y-yeah, me too... sorry." Ace apologized, scratching the back of his neck nervously...

"Do... you guys got somethin you wanna tell me? Why are you so nervous and shy all of a sudden? Both of ya don't have a crush on me, do ya?" you jokingly asked, expecting them to say "No way dude!" or "Hell nah!" but no... they stayed silent, their faces red... That's when it clicked for you.

"Wait... wait, wait, wait... Are you... serious?" You asked them, you seriously didn't expect this... They both nodded slowly... blushing more.

You lost all your words at this point... you really didn't expect this... They both had a crush on you? Both of them? Whenever Epel had said they both had a crush on you, you figured it was a joke, you didn't notice them dropping any hints towards it...

"You... probably don't like us back, huh?" Ace asked, his tone was sad, the two of them looked down...

"I never said that." You replied, a smile starting to form on your face.

Their heads rise in shock, they looked at each other, then back at you.

"wait... are you saying... you do like us?" they asked in unison, you nodded.

"Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying." you smile brightly, "But why didn't you tell me before? We could've gotten together like... wayyy long ago!" You chuckle, the two were clearly happy to hear this, since their facial expressions went from gloomy, to smiles brighter than the sun itself... it was adorable.

From then on, the three of you were together, always going on shopping and dinner dates, frequent sleepovers with tons of cuddles, and more, while Jack, Epel and Sebek just stand there as 3rd, 4th and 5th wheels... (Someone help them, they're embarrassed by you three and the constant lovey doveyness.)

"𝙽𝚊, 𝚗𝚊, 𝚗𝚊, 𝚗𝚊, 𝚗𝚊."

"𝙽𝚊, 𝚗𝚊, 𝚗𝚊, 𝚗𝚊, 𝚗𝚊, 𝚗𝚊."

"𝙽𝚊, 𝚗𝚊, 𝚗𝚊, 𝚗𝚊, 𝚗𝚊."

"𝙽𝚊, 𝚗𝚊, 𝚗𝚊, 𝚗𝚊, 𝚗𝚊, 𝚗𝚊."

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Reblogs are appreciated!

(The song I made up this fic from for some reason)

[favficbirthdays]

Happy Birthday

Deuce Spade (3rd June)

Twisted Wonderland

[twisted-discord]

[boomtastics]

@spadecentral hi

Romantic, 4 Eli, if ur not Eli go away

"Fuck, Fuck, Fuck Fuck...." Deuce said, he was carrying three pink boxes. What they contained was unknown. "Ya need help?" Epel catched up to him. Not waiting for an answer, he took one of the boxes and followed him.

"Thanks man..be careful with em, okay? They're for..." he didnt finish his sentence. A light blush appeared on his cheeks at the thought of his special someone.

"OH YEAAAAAAH!" "Epel! Quiet!" "Sorry sorry, how long was it again? Just a couple of weeks right?" "Yeah, still surprised it actually happened. That we're. A thing now.." the two boys continued on their journey to Ramshackle.

A few of the other guys were there. Jack and Sebek setting up some decor on the walls and Ace was away with Grim. Keeping you busy.

Epel and Deuce places the three pink boxes down and opened them. One box had cupcakes with the words "HAPPY" written on them. The next was a cake, written on it was "BIRTHDAY". And the last one was a set of cookies. On it was your name.

"Did we have to get this many?" Sebek asked, hanging up a banner. "Some other guys are also coming." Jack replied, hanging up the other side. "Ohhhh and the ghosts right?" "And the ghosts...how do ghosts eat?" "Beats me, i bet it goes right through them"

A few hours later, Ace and Grim lead you to your dorm.

"I swear up, down, left, right, and center if you two are leading me to ANOTHER over blot I'm gonna kill myself." You said, letting the two drag you. "WHAT! we would NEVER!" Ace looked hurt at the idea.

Grim and Ace both lead you to your door. It was dark Inside. Looking for the light switch and switching it on, you heard many people say "happy birthday!"

Walking up to you, Deuce greeted you with a kiss on the cheek. "Happy birthday, take a break and rest okay? You deserve it."

I'm actually deuce guys

[cute-fan-damsel]

AND ON TODAYS EPISODE OF ANIME BOYS & SANRIO BRAIN ROT I BRING TO YOU THE FUNNIEST CONNECTION I CUTE-FAN-DAMSEL HAVE MADE YET.

They make the same faces sometimes lol

[uboadreams]

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY DEUCE SPADE !!

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👩‍👦 Mothers Boy | Deuce Spade

>> requested: no >> a/n: honestly idk how i got this idea :(

>> masterlist: here!! >> summary: deuce had forgotten what started the fight; it only turned physical when they insulted his mother >> reader prns: n/a >> warning(s): slutshaming; physical fighting; blood mentions; broken bones;

"You can't just do that." Deuce exclaimed as he pointed at his books that scattered across the floor. "Stop pushing people out of the way!"

"Or what?" the Savanaclaw student huffed. "Are you gonna go cry to your mommy? Awwwww, the baby freshman is gonna go cry to his mommy."

Deuce knew that they were only doing that to get a reaction out of him. He used to use the same tactic to fight without consequences. But oh did it make his blood boil.

"Don't say that," he mumbled, seething.

"What was that?" the Savanaclaw student cupped their hand to their ear. "I don't think I heard you. Too much baby-talk is bad for you, ya know? Didn't your mother teach you anything?"

"Yes, she did." Deuce stared at the bigger student.

"I still don't think I heard you." the student leaned closer, hand still cupped to their ear. "Your ma didn't teach you anything, huh? What, was she too busy whoring herself around to get you proper education?"

Deuce only saw red. He watched through a red tint as his arm raised and punched the student in the nose. He heard the cartilage crack. He felt the fabric of the student's tie as he pulled them down to his level. Deuce didn't stop as he continued to beat the Savanaclaw student.

Deuce fell ontop of them as their knees collapsed. He didn't care about the blood splattered on his uniform. He cared even less about the fluttering eyes of the student. Deuce only cared for his mother, and keeping her name out of anyone's mouth. He would make sure no one spoke ill of his mother again. And he was going to set an example using them.

It took two students to get him off of the Savanaclaw student, and then Professor Vargas to hold him back.

Deuce was indifferent to the punishments given to him. Four months of hardcore detention with Professor Trein. Headmaster Crowley considered suspension, but ultimately decided against it. When Deuce got back from the headmaster's office, he was promptly collared by Riddle. He wasn't told how long he would have to go without magic, but he figured it would be at least the amount of time that he was in detention. Maybe more.

The only time that he cared about what he did was when his mother called him. He hated the pain in her voice. The disappointment.

"Honey," her voice was soft and weary. "Honey, why?"

"I'm sorry," was all he responded with. "I'm so sorry, Momma."

>> twst taglist: @tulipluvlettr | @ghost-hyacinth | @oseathepebble | @ventisaircurrent | @epelys | @pastelmages | @xphantasmagoriax | @atlasnessie | @divinesapph | @ze-maki-nin | @ruggiethethuggie | @v-anrouge | @oepionie

[jaylleoo14]

My ranking for my oshis

[recreationalfanfics]

Twisted Night At The Museum HCs/Thoughts/Concepts:

These are brain farts but ya'll are making me feel like I have the biggest brain so-

- If the Daley! Reader had a Unique Magic it'd be: "Alive for the Night" where basically any statues on display and stuff can come to life. Including the ones of the Great Seven but they can only do it at night. (Idk if you guys want them to have it or not, ya'll can fight about it in the notes)

- The Daley! Reader was also adopted by Larry after Nicky moved out and became a DJ, Larry is still a super protective father whose very anxious and is looking through various museum archives to figure out if something can be done about his child whose stuck in Twisted Wonderland. He requires you to check the mirror and talk to him at least 4 times a day to know you're alright and if you miss a time, YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE-

- No but parent teacher conferences and you have to hold the mirror so that your teachers can talk to Larry through it.

Larry Daley + His Relationship with the Staff:

- Crowley: No, he's been in this game long enough to know that Crowley isn't trustworthy and while you KNOW he isn't trust worthy, he is the reason that Larry wants you to check in 4 times a day. Crowley tries to paint it like everything is fine and Larry pretends to believe him. Crowley is just a bit off put by Larry because you're already such an odd and resourceful individual, that he can't imagine what your father (the man who raised you) must be like and while he laughs whenever Larry promises to bring you home, Crowley slowly starts to believe him. Like, bro, he deals with a magic tablet and brought a family of old Egyptian pharaohs together, Larry Daley is getting his child back.

- Crewel is the only man in this school that Larry trusts, along with Trein, but Larry does notice that Crewel seems a lot more concerned with your safety and has a soft spot for you. Crewel will also give Larry due respect and while he's not sure about his bland outfit choices, he's very much aware that your father loves and is worried for you and so, Crewel will make sure you are well behaved and taken care off until you're able to reunite. It's bittersweet for him because he does grow to get attatched to you but soon realizes that he's never gonna be your father back home. (SPLIT CUSTODY IS ALL I'M GONNA SAY).

- Vargas: Larry hates him so much. Like in the movies, he's always snarky and closed off from people he dislikes so their conversations are always so passive aggressive. Like, Vargas is all: "Ha, no wonder you look so wimpy! Look at your dad!" and Larry is all: "First of all, they're adopted (but still my kid) so neither of us can really say anything but second of all, I went face to face with a triceratops, so, yeah. Not sure if they have those in your world, but thats pretty impressive." and Vargas just brushes him off and he HATES IT.

- Next is Trein, who is like a strict grandpa to you and one of the other teachers who get along with Larry. As a father himself, he admires Larry trying to protect you as best as he can while he's in a different world, and he couldn't imagine what it would be like if his own children where stranded in a place he couldn't protect them in. So yeah, while your dad is awkward, Trein tries to help him out and ease both his and your anxieties. I also can totally see Dexter the Cappuchin Monkey and Lucius fighting across the mirror.

- Sam is one that Larry doesn't see to often aside from Larry trying to find old spells in old archives that require magical ingredients that he doesn't know about so he'll ask Sam about them or see if he can find any suitable substitutes and Sam will do it of course, for a fee. He really admires your dad's dedication but he also admires the relationship and bond you two have. Yeah, you might come into his shop to rant about how protective he is and some other flaws but you love him dearly. Sometimes he'll throw in a few freebies because at the end of the day, you two just want to be with each other again.

NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT SOME STUDENTS AND HOW I FEEL LIKE INTERACTIONS WITH THEM WOULD GO.

Now back to some general headcanons:

- Okay so have you guys seen the Stuart Little movies? Where he has a bunch of ladders and stuff around the room because he's small and can't get to places faster, thats kinda what you have to do for Jedediah and Octavius. They sleep on your nightstand after Deuce and Jack either made tiny beds for them or you made them in a wood work class or something.

- I can also totally see that after the first winter break, your first year friends bring back some old childhood toys that maybe Jedediah and Octavius can use to help or to help them travel faster around the campus.

- Deuce brought back an old remote controlled Magic Wheel (the motorcycle thing he likes) and gave it to them so not only can they ride around in style but they also have a tendency to drive recklessly and trip over poor unsuspecting students who are just trying to walk to their class. They'll do it especially if they mess with you.

- Ace brings them back like, tiny weapons from his old toy soldiers and stuff and while they might not do much, he just thinks its so funny how serious Octavius is when he's all: "Thank you, Child of Trappola, for I now have an arsenal to defend Fort Ramshackle!" and Jedediah rolling his eyes.

- You try to keep them on higher ground, especially due to the rats but I love the idea that when you're away on classes and you trust them not to do anything stupid, they're riding around on Grim and throwing toy spears at any rats running around and defending their home. Like to them, it's an intense battle where they could possibly die but to the ghosts, it looks like they're just annoying the rats that they eventually just give up and leave because they're so annoying and rambunctious.

- Out of all of your friends, they like to use Jack as a mode of transportation. After all, he's HUGE and when they sit on his shoulders, they're absolutely amazed by how much they can see. Jack tries his best to remember they're on his shoulders but if a class is really boring and he forgets, he'll lean on one shoulder which causes them to lose balance and almost fall but hed got quick reflexes and apologizes to them.

- THE WAY EPEL AND THEM WOULD GET ALONG. Like, Epel will walk in all roughed up because he got into a fight and walk past you to rant to Jedediah and Octavius and talk about how some kids were picking on him for being cute and little and Jed and Oct are all: "YA BETTER HAVE SHOWN 'EM THAT WHAT FOR!" and Epel is all: "COURSE I DID!" and you just sigh because you know that Vil is gonna ask to keep Epel away from your "little raggedy friends".

- BELIEVE IT OR NOT, SEBEK ACTUALLY RESPECTS YOUR LITTLE CREW. Especially after he finds out you want to be a Night Gaurd and mistakes your words and believes that you come from a family of noble gaurdians who keep the ancient relics of your world safe (which is kinda true but its not that dramatic) and when he sees you defend yourself with a mere flashlight, you become his idol.

- IN NIGHT OF THE MUSEUM TWO, THERE'S THIS SCENE THAT FITS PERFECTLY WITH YOU AND SEBEK FIRST MEETING, HERE'S THE LINK BUT GO TO 1:57 BUT THAT'S HOW I IMAGINE YOUR FIRST MEETING WITH SEBEK GOES.

You, whispering as your faces are squished together: "Listen, fae boy, you do not know who you're dealing with. I've seen things in my world, stuff you can't even imagine."

Sebek, whispering back: "Like what kind of stuff?"

You: "I'm not gonna tell you, but you're gonna drop your sword-"

Sebek: "The way you said it just made it sound like you were gonna say something really cool-"

You: "Yeah, you don't get to hear it, drop the sword-"

- OKAY BUT YOU BEING DEEMED THE NIGHT GAURD OF NIGHT RAVEN COLLEGE. Like idk, maybe you don't need as much sleep as everyone or during weekends, you just hibernate and then survive on naps and energy drinks throughout the week (it's such an unhealthy habit, all of the Dorm Leaders are concerned and Vil might trick you into drinking a sleeping potion if your eyebags get too prominent) but I love the idea that the bullying rates go down. Hell, even the Savanahclaw dorm kids don't try to start with as many fights with you around because they know you'll finish them with your flashlight. Like they're all cornering you and you blind one of them temporarily before you do some cool fighting moves. Your quick wit and training as a night gaurd is the only thing you've got to give you an edge in this world and by God are you gonna use it.

-And even if that fails you, you've got friends who've got your back. Like you get cornered by some bullies and then they feel something stab their feet and Jed and Octavius are bravely stabbing their shoes and the students are hopping around in pain.

- But yeah, the Night Gaurd in you just makes you walks around Night Raven College and look at all the various statues and history and you read and do your research on Twisted Wonderland.

- Like in the first movie, the thing Larry did after his first wild night at the museum was do research and by God, do you dedicate yourself to doing research on Twisted Wonderland and the study of magic.

- ALSO MALLEUS JOINING YOU DURING YOUR LATE NIGHT PATROLS OF YOUR SCHOOL GROUNDS and telling you everything there is to know about the magic here. You know how Ahkmenrah calls Larry "Gaurdian of Brooklyn"? I feel like instead of Child of Man, Malleus would call you "Gaurdian of the Night" because you tell him that's your dad's job and you want to fill in his shoes.

- MALLEUS AND SEBEK TRYING TO GET YOU TO JOIN HIS GAURDS BUT YOUR DUTY IS TO EVERYONE BUT HE'S ALL: "You know, just in case you might have to stay for longer, there will always be a spot in my court for you. As either my gaurd or my spouse-"

- "What was that last part?"

- "What?"

Feel Free to Send in any Thoughts/Asks/or Questions about this AU!

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𝐒𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐚! 📸✨

Grace finally has a Magicam account, and what better use for it than immortalizing their friendships?

.𓂃˖˳·˖ ִֶָ ⋆★⋆ ִֶָ˖·˳˖𓂃 ִֶָ.

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𝘆𝘂𝘂𝗿_𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲 I finally made an account!! First pic, tea party preparations with housewarden of Heartslabyul! 🌹🫖

❤️ 𝗮𝗰𝗲_𝗼𝗳𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 LMAO? HE'S SUCH A PRUDE LOLL

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎¬♠️ 𝘀𝗽𝗮𝗱𝗲_𝗱𝗲𝘂𝗰𝗲 @ace_ofhearts dude you're aware that housewarden Rosehearts owns a magicam account right?

♦️ 𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗱_𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱 totes adorbs!! but kinda bummed u didn't pick me for such a cute pic idea... (ㅠ‸ㅠ)

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎¬🦐 𝘆𝘂𝘂𝗿_𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲 @diamond_mind Oh I'm so sorry!! I got so busy with preparations that it slipped my mind u_u; I'll save you a spot next time, promise!

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𝘆𝘂𝘂𝗿_𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲 ....okay so this MIGHT turn into a series. I pray to the Seven that Leona isn't active on magicam or else I'm migrating (he looks so peaceful tho, doesn't he?!)

🐺 𝗷𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗵𝗼𝘄𝗹__ Grace.

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ¬🦐 𝘆𝘂𝘂𝗿_𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲 @jackhowl__ Jack...... 5 replies

🐆 𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴_𝗯𝘂𝗰𝗰𝗵𝗶𝟯𝟵𝟳 you owe me a deluxe cutlet sandwich now btw 😇

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎¬🦐 𝘆𝘂𝘂𝗿_𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲 I don't recall that being on our TOA?? 1 replies

🐰 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗻𝗮_𝗻𝗽𝗰 ????? LEONA KINGSCHOLAR???? ISN'T THAT THE PREFECT WHAT. 1435 replies

🦁 𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗺_𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿𝟮𝟱𝟲𝟯𝟴𝟮𝟵𝟮𝟱𝟮 Sevens you narrow minded idiot.

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎¬ 🌐 𝘁𝘄𝘀𝘁𝗻𝗽𝗰 is that literally fucking leona kingscholar 34572 replies

➻oh, except.... maybe they forgot one little detail...

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𝘆𝘂𝘂𝗿_𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲 Decided to pay our octobuddy a little visit at the @mostrolounge this afternoon 🐙🍹What a face! (also, wow where did all of you come from?? Was Leona's sleeping visage that baffling of a prospect? ùᴗu,, actually, I'm now realizing that I hadn't even set this account to private...oops.)

🐬 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘀.𝗮.𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗮𝘆 ahahah!! oh man look at his face! little shrimpy's got guts~

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ¬🦐 𝘆𝘂𝘂𝗿_𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲 thanks for being the cameraman buddy ùᴗu ͙͘͡★ 7 replies

❤️ 𝗮𝗰𝗲_𝗼𝗳𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 I'm surprised you didn't get ptsd just from walking into that room LMAO

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ¬🦐 𝘆𝘂𝘂𝗿_𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲 @ace_ofhearts hm okay how about you join me next time

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ¬❤️ 𝗮𝗰𝗲_𝗼𝗳𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 @yuur_grace no thank you <3

🐬 𝗷𝗮𝗱𝗲.𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗰𝗵. hahah. how swift. perhaps i may join you one day to capture such riveting images. 3 replies

🌐 𝘁𝘄𝘀𝘁𝗻𝗽𝗰 ok no I'm actually so invested we can't just move on from the fact that this guy showed up all of a sudden and just KNOWS Leona kingscholar personally?!?? 200 replies

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𝘆𝘂𝘂𝗿_𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲 Another face cradled! And a dear friend hugged! Had a blast at this wonderful get-together in Scarabia dorm ☀️🏮🎇 I think I'm ready to sleep for a week though hahaha ^^;

☀️ 𝗸𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗺✪ I'm so glad you came! I don't think I've had that much fun with friends in a while! You're always welcome whenever you feel like visiting 😊✨

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎¬ 🦐 𝘆𝘂𝘂𝗿_𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲 @kalimalasim always!

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎¬ 🌐 𝘁𝘄𝘀𝘁𝗻𝗽𝗰 ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME 1240 replies

🐍 𝗷𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹_𝘃 There's still some leftovers if you'd like to take some for Grim. Or yourself, really. 2 replies

🌐 𝘁𝘄𝘀𝘁𝗻𝗽𝗰 oh okay so there's even MORE. why not. SURE. 212 replies

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𝘆𝘂𝘂𝗿_𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲 Nothing better than a long evening spent with the beauty queen himself @vilshoenheit. And look, he reciprocated! How sweet~ 💜✨ A wonderful idol, an even better friend.

👑 𝘃𝗶𝗹𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗲𝗻𝗵𝗲𝗶𝘁✪ How precious. Do take good care of that manicure.

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎¬👑 𝘃𝗶𝗹𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗲𝗻𝗵𝗲𝗶𝘁 Wait, Grace, is this a private post?

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ¬🦐 𝘆𝘂𝘂𝗿_𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲 will do! 🤍 2304 replies

🍎 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗹_𝗳𝗲𝗹𝗺𝗶𝗲𝗿 man you're better than me, i can't stand a second doin any a this balderdash

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎¬🦐 𝘆𝘂𝘂𝗿_𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲 your loss,, it's sooo relaxing 🙂‍↕️

🌐 𝘁𝘄𝘀𝘁𝗻𝗽𝗰 YOU GUYS I CANT COPE ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEEE 784 replies

🌐 𝘁𝘄𝘀𝘁𝗻𝗽𝗰 is this guy some sorta undercover cop or sum?? how's he got all these crazy ass ties??

🏹 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗵𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗸 oh, là là... quelle beauté, the calm before the storm~

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𝘆𝘂𝘂𝗿_𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲 Seems like I've been graced with this nice little picture from @0r1h0_shr0ud2 during a visit to Idia's dorm! No face hold unfortunately, but it's quite cute!🩵🤍 Very rare, it seems Idia has yet to realize the photo being taken ^o^. Peep the adorable little PreMo gacha figure I got for him...? 👀

🩵 𝟬𝗿𝟭𝗵𝟬_𝘀𝗵𝗿𝟬𝘂𝗱𝟮 I was so happy that you decided to stay and keep my brother company, Grace Alexander-san. Idia doesn't show it, but you really made his day!

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ¬🦐 𝘆𝘂𝘂𝗿_𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲 @0r1h0_shr0ud2 awww! I'm always happy to spend time with you both! 🤍 3 replies

💙 𝗴𝗹𝟬𝟬𝗺𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗶 woah when was this?! you can't just spring such a rare event out of nowhere! delete, delete!!! 5 replies

♦️ 𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗱_𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱 oh my Seven!! you both look so dope! truly inspiring— and can we talk about how *adorbs* you look with that biscuit hanging from ur mouth?? (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎¬🦐 𝘆𝘂𝘂𝗿_𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲 @diamond_mind brothaaaa keep this up and you'll be fighting off rumors for days LOL ùᴗu ahuahu

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ¬❤️ 𝗮𝗰𝗲_𝗼𝗳𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 @yuur_grace OH U WANNA HEAR ABOUT RUMORS??? HAHAH

🌐 𝘁𝘄𝘀𝘁𝗻𝗽𝗰 Am I tweaking or is that like. *The* Idia Shroud from the family Shroud part of the largest technological pioneers in Twisted Wonderland. Or am I insane.

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ¬🌐 𝘁𝘄𝘀𝘁𝗻𝗽𝗰 this HAS to be a social experiment atp?? What in the world is this guy's power??? 467 replies

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𝘆𝘂𝘂𝗿_𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲 it felt almost special, leaving my vest off. Maybe it was the winter breeze. Tsunotaro helped me with his cape, though, despite my insistence. What a sweet personality! 💚🐉 We took a long walk through an abandoned woods, found some gorgeous gargoyles. To end my little series, I asked to hold him as well. He doesn't own a magicam account so I can't tag him... But at least he can keep the pictures :) Hurray! It ends! 🤍✨

🌐 𝘁𝘄𝘀𝘁𝗻𝗽𝗰 THERE IS NOOOOO FUCKING WAY I REFUSE NO NO ABSOLUTELY NO WAY THIS IS AN EVIL PRANK WHAT WHAT WHATTTTATSYSYTHJDHJ WHO IS THIS GUYYYYYY 1204 replies

🌐 𝘁𝘄𝘀𝘁𝗻𝗽𝗰 OH YES DROP THE BOMB ON US WHY NOT. OKAY. THREE OTHER CELEBS WEREN'T ENOUGH I GUESS. 762 replies

🦇 𝘃𝗮𝗻𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗲𝗲 Grace, you must know I have never been so entertained in my long life. Why, Malleus himself sits beside me and stares down at the screen in bafflement!

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ¬🦐 𝘆𝘂𝘂𝗿_𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲 @vanrougee ???? Explain?? ToT

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎¬♦️ 𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗱_𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱 @yuur_grace you sweet summer child 😭✋

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎¬ 🐊 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴.𝘇𝗶𝗴𝗯𝗼𝗹𝘁 @yuur_grace YOU ARE ENTIRELY UNCONNIVING. YOU PLACE MALLEUS UNDER INTENSE SCRUTINY FROM THE MASSES AS WELL AS LADY MALEFICIA! YOU SHOULD BE MORE MINDFUL, HUMAN!!

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ¬🦐 𝘆𝘂𝘂𝗿_𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲 OH my god.

HEHEHE I HOPE YOU LIKED THIS AS MUCH AS I DID THIS WAS SO EXHAUSTING BUT SO FUN TO MAKE !!! 🩷🤍🩷✨✨ Also pls don't look too hard at the numbers ik a lot of them are wrong I'm sleep deprived and high on 3 monster cans 🤍

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