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2010 Detox giving it in LA
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Harvey enjoying Northalsted Market Days in Chicago.
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obsessed with this pic
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I was today years old when I learned that Phi Phi / Jaremiâs original plan for the all stars talent show was to recite the entirety of i have a dream while doing a gollum impersonation and now i resent living in a timeline devoid of this priceless art
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Detoxâs s5 pink look looks like a endoplasmic reticulum and I hate it so much
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detox! idk why tho!! brain just said "draw detox" and i would have been a fool not to listen!!
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Galactica, Chapter 106 (Group Fic) - TheDane/Veronica
A/N: Click here if youâre looking for previous chapters (or here if youâd rather read on AO3). đ«
Previously: The Galactica Fashion Week Runway show went off without any major malfunctions.Â
This Chapter: Welcome to the Afterparty! Networking, awkwardness, flirting, drunken shenanigans and a threat of homicide (or notâŠwe certainly didnât hear anything).Â
***
There was a genuine smile on Fameâs face after the show closed, and Trixie could finally relax.
The show was a success. Everything was fine.
Of course, there would be the evaluations, the meetings, the press, the sales figures, but none of that really mattered if Fame wasnât satisfied with what they had created.
In reality, Trixie just wanted to go home, to spend time with Katya, but he had promised Fame to hang around at the party, had even changed into a suit and tie for it, the jacket as always restrictive and uncomfortable. There were still plenty of shows, Raja and Fame would be leaving for Europe on monday at the latest, but as far as Trixie was concerned, his role at fashion week was fulfilled, at least until the late spring.Â
Trixie took a sip from his champagne flute. He had hesitated before grabbing one, his sense of solidarity towards Katyaâs sobriety even fiercer now that she was pregnant, but he was allowed a glass to celebrate a well-received collection.Â
âTrixie!â
Trixie coughed, nearly choking on his drink as he came face to face with none other than Chad Michaels. Chad was one of New Yorkâs most well known philanthropists, and therefore also someone that everyone in fashion had some sort of working relationship with, since she constantly needed new fabulous clothes.Â
Chad was in her 60s, but that didnât stop her from enjoying and experimenting with fashion, her dress for the night a gorgeous Galactica in beautiful cranberry red from the holiday collection.
âJust the man I needed to see!â Chad smiled as she grabbed his elbow, a slightly manic look in her eyes, heavy jewelry dangling from her ears, the scent of Chanel reaching his nose. âThe closing dress. Has anyone claimed it? Please tell me Iâm the first one!â
âAh.â Trixie should have expected that Chad wanted to buy it. She was one of their most loyal customers, constantly photographed in their designs, and never shying away from praising the brand. Of course she would want Violetâs dress. Their newest designer had really outdone herself yet again. âIâm really sorry, but I think itâs an archival.â
The Galactica archive was something to behold, Ivy guarding it with her life, the room temperature controlled and as secure as any bank vault. Trixie hadnât heard Raja make the final decision, but he had seen the look on Fameâs face, had felt the mood shift amongst the audience as they were moved by the piece.
It was too early to tell, but Trixie wouldnât be surprised if fashion journalists would look back at this very show as a pivotal moment in Galacticaâs history.
âIâll be damned.â Chad sighed heavily. âI was hoping to wear it for the Met.â
âYou havenât decided on a dress?â The Met Gala was only three months away, the first Monday in May approaching at a worrying pace.
âI thought I did, but nothing truly inspires. You know how it is.â
Trixie nodded. Unsure of what to do, how to help, when he spotted exactly who he needed in the crowd.
âViolet!â
Violet turned, and he beckoned her over. She walked towards them, and as Trixie took in her bright eyes, the pink flush of her cheeks, he realized that she must be quite tipsy. He wondered if bringing her over was a mistake, but too late now. So instead he put an arm around her shoulders.Â
âViolet is one of our most fabulous couture designers. She designed the closing look that you love so much.âÂ
âYou did?â Chad asked, eyes widening as she took Violet in.Â
âYes.â
âCongratulations dear,â Chad said, lifting her glass in a toast. âYou have a great talent.âÂ
âThank you.âÂ
âNow, of course, Iâll talk to them about the dress you want, but if I canât make that happen, what would you say to this extremely talented young lady whipping you up something custom for the Met Gala?âÂ
Violet turned to him, a panicked look on her face, gripping his jacket. âBut, Raja-â
Shit. He hadnât told her that Raja rejected all of her designs, or that heâd enlisted other concepts from Aurora, because he didnât want to stress her out this week, not with everything she was dealing with being back in Fameâs office. And he certainly couldnât explain all that right here, right now. He leaned in and spoke softly, under his breath.Â
âDonât worry, weâll work it out. Just play along, weâre making a sale.âÂ
Violet nodded, and turned back towards Chad with a smile, who was looking at them with a delighted expression, hands clasped together.Â
âWell that sounds divine! With your design genius and my impeccable taste, weâre bound to blow them all away!â Chad smiled, then glanced around before lowering her voice conspiratorially. âGranted, I do wish the theme was better, butâŠwhatever Anna says goes, eh?âÂ
Trixie laughed, and looked over to see that Violet was giggling too. He relaxed a bit, feeling good, that Violet and Chad would at least get along fine, and that maybe this way she wouldnât be too heartbroken about losing the Raja job.Â
***
âOkay,â Symone exclaimed, lifting her arms in the air. âWhoâs ready for the next round?!âÂ
âAlmost,â Adore laughed, her arm draped loosely around Tatiâs waist, pulling her in to say, âHave I told you how much I like your new roommates? Theyâre fucking fun.âÂ
âThey are,â Tati giggled, âbut not good at pacing themselves.â Tati lifted her cocktail, the vodka soda a model standard that Adore knew all too well. âIâm not even halfway done with this one, how are you ready for another round?âÂ
âThese drinks are free and the booze is premium. Keep up!â Symone exclaimed, clapping her hands. âRight, Bim?âÂ
âOne sec.â Bimini tossed back the last of her whiskey and set the glass down on the table heavily. âAlright, love. Lead the way.âÂ
âYaaaas!â Symone pranced towards the bar, Bimini following close behind.Â
Tati turned to Adore, shaking her head. âI thought we drank a lot, but those girls. They fucking drink. Itâs a little worrying. I mean, weâre like, at work.âÂ
âYouâre cute,â Adore laughed some more, pressing a kiss to her cheek. Sheâd been thoroughly annoyed when Bianca left, but maybe it was for the best. After all, now she had a chance to hang out with Alaska, Tati and her friends, and avoid the tense adult drama altogether.Â
âThanks.â Tati smiled, then lowered her eyes, biting her lip.Â
âYou okay, babe?âÂ
âYeahâŠumâŠI should probably tell you something.âÂ
âOkay?âÂ
Tati closed her eyes and sighed.Â
âWait, whatâs wrong?â Adore asked, squeezing her forearm. âYouâre freaking me out!âÂ
âIâm sorry. Itâs probably not that big a deal, justâŠso, when we were backstage, Pearl was walking around. Taking pictures and shit.âÂ
âOh. Right.â Adore was trying not to think about her ex, wandering around the party, though of course she knew she was there. Maybe someday it would be possible to be in the same room as Pearl and ignore her presence entirely, but unfortunately, Adore hadnât reached that stage just yet.Â
âAnywayâŠâ Tati played with the cuffs of Adoreâs jacket, biting her lip. âShe clearly didnât recognize me. Or like, remember that weâd hung out like ten times while yâall were dating, becauseâŠumâŠâÂ
âShe hit on you, didnât she?â Adore asked. She could see how clearly uncomfortable Tati was, and wanted to end her suffering as quickly as possible.Â
âYeah. But I told her to fuck off! I mean, I didnât quite say âfuck off,â cause I was like, not trying to get fired, but she got the message loud and-â
Adore wrapped her arms around Tati and pulled her in for the biggest, warmest hug.Â
âI love you so much.âÂ
âI love you too! Youâre not mad, are you?â Tati asked, face tucked into her neck.Â
âAt you? Of fucking course not!â Adore pulled back, taking both of Tatiâs hands in hers. âButâŠI mean, thank you, for being loyal and shit. ButâŠdo you like her?âÂ
âNo! After how she treated you? I think sheâs an asshole,â Tati said.Â
Adore grinned and nodded, squeezing her hands. In spite of feeling absolutely self-righteous about it at the time, Adore had been feeling some creeping guilt about the way sheâd handled things with Dahlia. Maybe the situation wasnât as black and white as sheâd first assumed. Especially after her recent conversations with Aja, and getting back into band practice.Â
âOkay,â she said. âButâŠI mean, weâve both moved on, obviously, soâŠif you did like her-â
âBitch, she didnât deserve you, which means she doesnât deserve me,â Tati said, with a toss of her long, dark hair.Â
Adore laughed, hugging her again.Â
âI love you, so much.âÂ
âYou said that already.âÂ
âI know. But I really do.âÂ
âSame,â Tati replied, lashes fluttering.
âUhhâŠhi? Am I interrupting something?â asked a voice, and Adore turned to see Alaska, looking a bit awkward, albeit fabulous, in a leopard-print pencil skirt and cropped black cardigan with turquoise trim, appletini in her hand.  Â
âLasky!â Adore broke away from Tatianna and threw her arms around Alaska, exclaiming, âEveryone looked amazing, omigod! Where have you been?!âÂ
âHi, thanks! Uh, long story, one of the freelance artists had an issue, but everythingâs fine now. Are you guys, umâŠâ her eyes darted back and forth between Adore and Tati.Â
âYeah, yeah, weâre good. Just having a bestie moment. Obviously you know Tati. Youâre the one responsible for her face looking like fucking perfection.âÂ
âMe and some stunning genetics, yup. Hello, Tatianna,â Alaska held out a hand for a strangely formal handshake. âIncredible work on the runway today.â
âHi again,â Tati said, âThanks.â
âSoâŠI guess your sisterâs not here?â Alaska asked.
âDonât get me started,â Adore said, rolling her eyes.Â
âRight. Well, please tell her I said hi. I was looking forward to chatting about the makeup shoot.âÂ
âSure.âÂ
Alaska took a sip of her drink, arm wrapped around Adoreâs waist. After a beat, Tati and Adore exchanged a look. The energy was slightly weird, but Adore couldnât exactly put her finger on why. Luckily, before she could worry too much, Bimini and Symone returned with the next round and soon everyone was chatting, the awkwardness forgotten.Â
***
âHey, strangerâŠâÂ
Karl turned to see Detox, his hair a cool, wintery blue that matched his sport coat, a wicked smirk on his face. Heâd meant to say hi to him before the show, but had gotten stuck in traffic and only arrived with moments to spare, sliding into his seat just in the nick of time, his heart pounding at the thought of incurring Fameâs infamous wrath.Â
âHi!â Karl pulled Detox in for a hug, kissing him on the cheek. âWhy do you look like the cat that swallowed the canary? Got some big scoop?âÂ
âWell, sort of, but unfortunately, not one I can use,â he said.Â
âWhy not?âÂ
âThe girls are still fighting,â Detox said pointedly, raising his blue brows and shaking his head.Â
âUgh, that again?â Karl rolled his eyes.Â
âYeah, Bianca shot out of here like a bat out of hell, the second the show was over. Made some sorry excuse about another commitment.âÂ
âItâs been literal months,â Karl said, âDonât they have anything more interesting to worry about?âÂ
âWhy donât you ask Fame?â Detox suggested, nodding towards the woman of the hour, who was striding towards them, her cream-colored cape billowing behind her, a beautiful woman in pale pink at her side. Detox sipped his drink, giving Karl another gleeful sideways glance. A dare.Â
Well, two could play that game. Karl pursed his lips and cocked his head, asking, âWhy donât you, tough guy?âÂ
Detox blinked, and then his smirk grew slightly as he turned towards the women.Â
âFame!âÂ
Fame stopped and turned to them, her typically placid hostess smile on her face.Â
âHello my darlings. How are you? Did you enjoy the show?â She walked forward, giving each of them air kisses.Â
âIt was divine as always,â Karl cooed, happy to hang Detox out to dry on this one.
âYes, wonderful,â Detox said. âAnd-âÂ
âIâm sorry, I donât believe weâve met. Iâm Karl Westerberg, Elite London.â Karl reached out to the young woman beside Fame, offering his hand, as Detox rolled his eyes, annoyed at the interruption.Â
âHi. Shea Coulee. Iâm a journalist, doing a profile of Miss Fame for Vogue.âÂ
âVogue, did you say?â Karl raised an eyebrow, just slightly. That certainly was interesting. âFabulous.â
âSpeaking of Vogue,â Detox cut in. âI noticed a certain someone seemed in an awful hurry to get out of here after the show.âÂ
âIf you mean Ms. Wintour, sheâs right over there,â Shea said, gesturing to the other side of the party, where Anna Wintour was talking to Grace Coddington and Vanessa Van Cartier.
âNo, I didnât mean Anna. I meantâŠanother Editor-in-Chief we all knowâŠâ Detox said, a shit-eating grin spreading across his face. âAnd I was just wondering if you had any opinions, thoughtsâŠfeelings to share about that?â
âIâm sure I have no idea what you mean,â Fame said. âAnd Iâm also sure that if you keep gossiping about things in this manner, that I have a way to kill you that wonât ever be traced back to me.âÂ
Fame smiled at him, the icy one with daggers in her eyes she reserved for special times.Â
âYou do realize that you just threatened homicide in front of a witness and a journalist, right?â Detox asked, eyes wide with feigned shock.Â
âDoesnât that tell you how absolutely sure I am that I wonât even be a suspect?â Fame asked, that smile back that should have terrified Detox more than it apparently did. It certainly terrified Karl. âBesides, Karl didnât hear anything, did you Karl?âÂ
âHear anything about what?â Karl asked quickly, playing along.Â
âTraitor!â Detox muttered.
âI assume this conversation is off the record?â asked Shea.Â
âWell,â Fame twirled the stem of her champagne glass, looking Detox up and down slowly. âIs Detox important enough that it matters?âÂ
Shea smirked, catching on perfectly, mimicking her supercilious gaze before saying, âProbably not.âÂ
âGood,â Fame answered.Â
Detox opened his mouth as if to protest, but nothing came out.Â
Fame patted him on the shoulder, smoothing down his lapel with a victorious smirk.Â
âBye, boys. Behave,â she said, turning on her heel and sashaying off, Shea right at her side.Â
***
Bob technically wasnât supposed to have a tray, but all it took was a little of his signature charm, some flirting with one of the servers, and bam! Now he had nearly 20 shots he could easily carry back to his table. On the way, he spotted little Violet, who looked like sheâd had a few herself, all alone.Â
âViolet!â he called, grinning.Â
âOh, hi!â she looked up and smiled back. She was wearing a black dress with long sleeves and a high neck, the outfit screaming unimportant assistant.
As he approached, he made sure the shots were balanced before slinging an arm around her. It was nice that Upstairs let them attend these parties in the first place. Bob sure wasnât gonna be the one to give them a reason to stop.Â
âHey girl! What are you doing all by yourself? Whereâs Sutan?â
âWorking-â
âBoring!â Bob groaned and Violet giggled, a smile of her lips as she brushed some of her hair behind her ear.Â
âActually, I was just talking to-â
âIs it work related?â
â⊠Yes?â
âThen I donât want to hear it tonight.â Bob looped his arm with Violetâs. âCome celebrate with us! Everyone wants to toast to you and that finale dress! You fucking slayed the house down!â
Violet laughed and rolled her eyes, following him to the table where some of the other designers were waiting, along with a few friends.Â
Kade, especially, seemed thrilled to see her, squealing and throwing his arms around her, then immediately pressing a shot into her hand. Several rounds later, Sutan finally showed up, looking a bit frazzled and worried, but recovering nicely as soon as he saw that his girlfriend was all in one piece, safe and emotionally sound.
âSutan!â Violet gave an uncharacteristic yelp of delight, throwing her arms around Sutanâs neck and placing sweet kisses all over his face, Sutan laughing at the unexpected shower of pecks.
âHeyyy, itâs the boyfriend of the year!â Bob said, looking up at him with a grin as Sutan pulled away from Violet, carefully unpeeling her.
âHi, Bob,â Sutan smiled. âNice to see you again.â
âLikewise.â Bob nudged Maxwell on the shoulder, knowing his boyfriendâs little crush was something that gave him endless embarrassment. âMaxwell, say hi to Sutan.â
âStop it,â Maxwell hissed, then said, âHi Sutan. Thank you for, umâŠthe models.â
He cringed, and Bob patted him on the back.Â
âI hope they were well-behaved. Especially the new ones,â Sutan said.Â
âOh, oh yeah, they did a great job,â Maxwell said.Â
âThere ya go, that wasnât so hard,â Bob whispered.Â
âI hate you,â Maxwell said under his breath, through gritted teeth, the smile still plastered over his face. He focused back on Sutan, offering, âWould you like to have a seat?â
âOh, thatâs alright, Iâm just here to check up on Violet,â he said, passing her a drink.Â
âAre we leaving yet?â Violet asked, confused.
âNo, no. I still have laps to make. You just stay with your friends. I simply wanted to make sure you were alright and still here. Iâd hate to have to sacrifice another set of shoes later.â
Violetâs eyes bulged open. âSutan!â
âWhat?â Kade asked, confused. âShoes? Whatâs he talking about?â
Bob perked up, deeply interested. What could have made her react so strongly? This sounded like a story he had to hear.Â
âNothing! Heâs talking about nothing!â Violet said, shooting a death glare up at him making Sutan laugh.
Bob smiled to himself, lifting another shot to his lips. Heâd keep that one under his hat for now; he could always grill Ms. Chachki later, maybe trade it for something once she was back in design.Â
Kade leaned forward, resting his chin on his knee, gazing up at Sutan. âHas anyone ever told you that you have real Daddy energy?â he asked, lashes fluttering.Â
Maxell immediately turned as red as a beet and elbowed him hard in the ribs.Â
âOW!â Kade shrieked. âWhat?! He does!âÂ
âThank you, Kade,â Sutan laughed, âI think?âÂ
âYouâre welcome,â Kade said, leaning back, a smug grin on his face. He stuck his tongue out at Maxwell for good measure.Â
Maxwell turned to Bob with a scowl, muttering, âNext time you bring him, donât forget the shock collar.âÂ
âHave another drink, Cracks,â Bob said, handing over a shot.
âUmâŠâ Violet looked up at Sutan, blinking slowly. âI actually think I haveâŠhad one or two more than IâŠumâŠâÂ
âAre you saying you want to take off?â he asked quietly.Â
âYes,â Violet said. She extended her arm and let Sutan pull her up into a standing position.Â
The guys called out their farewells, with Kade sure to sneak in a âBye Daddy!â before diving into Bobâs lap for protection from Maxwell.Â
***
âMmh,â Raja hummed against Ravenâs lips, the two of them kissing. She knew it was the Galactica party, and that she should mingle as much as possible, but Raven was just utterly irresistible tonight.
There was nothing sexier than a Raven who glowed with confidence, who oozed the knowledge that she was hot, that knew she had done a good job, and few things boosted Raven as much as a fashion show gone well.
Raja moved, pressing Raven against the wall, holding her by the waist and kissing her neck, the scent of perfume filling her nose.
âRaj-â Raven moaned, cutting herself off, nudging her with her face. âRaja. My hair.â
Raja looked down, a strand of Ravenâs hair caught in her watch, black and silver tangled together.
âFuck.â Raja moved, which made Raven wince, a laugh escaping both of them as Raven grabbed her wrist and carefully freed her hair.Â
âSorry.â Raja wrinkled her nose, settling her hands on Ravenâs hips, giving her a squeeze as she leaned in to kiss her again, when Raven suddenly pulled away.
âViolet!â Raven waved, her boobs pressing against Rajaâs chest, her fiancĂ©e practically crawling over her shoulder. âOver here!â
Raja turned her head, watching as Sutan and Violet came towards them, her brother smiling and waving back. Violet was clinging to his arm, leaning on his shoulder, and Raja couldnât help the stab of annoyance at the sight, Violet practically acting like she owned him.
They all greeted each other, Raven grabbing Violet and hugging her tightly as Sutan pressed a kiss against Rajaâs cheek, his low rumble switching to Indonesian.Â
[Congratulations] Sutan pulled back slightly, [on another job beautifully done.] He grinned, his eyes sparkling, delight dancing in his expression. [You up to split a cab?]
[Not sure I should leave yet. Itâs sort of my company.]
[Oh yeah, and youâre doing so much networking over here], Sutan chuckled, wiping a bit of Ravenâs lipstick off of the corner of her mouth.Â
âTouchĂ©,â Raja smirked, allowing her brother to touch her. [Okay, letâs go home.]
âOoh! I know that word!â Raven perked up, making both Raja and Sutan laugh. âWeâre leaving, right?â
âIâm glad to see your language studies are finally picking up, Raven.â Sutan smiled. âIt took what? Five years?â
âAnd for thatâŠâ Raven reached out, taking Sutanâs tie between her fingers, âyou can come get the jackets with me.â
Raja hadnât expected Raven to volunteer, such a menial task something she usually let others do for her, her fiancĂ©e the exact spoiled brat Raja herself had created.Â
She watched her walk away, but then, Raven glanced over her shoulder, a smoldering look in her eyes, a swing in her hips, and Raja realized that it was a tease just for her, leaving her behind with nothing for company but the throb of her clit.
That, and Violet, of course.Â
Violet was leaning against the wall, apparently completely content not to speak, her normally shrewd eyes wandering listlessly over the crowd, head lolling back. She definitely wasnât her typical put-together self. Too many drinks from the open bar after a day of running around on an empty stomach, she suspected.Â
Raja didnât think she hated Violet, but she didnât have anything to say to her that wasnât about work.Â
UnlessâŠ
The Galactica party was - obviously - filled with beautiful women, and Raja was struck with an idea. She quickly swept the crowd, looking for someone, anyone, that stood out from the rest. This would be the perfect time to get her uncensored opinions.Â
She tried to remember which model Violet had been enamored with during the castingâunfortunately, she was so annoyed in that moment that she forgot to make note of the girl, but she did seem to remember that it wasnât one of the waif-y stick-thin ones, and she was pretty sure it wasnât a white girl, either.Â
She spotted someone just right, heading towards the bar. One of their influencers, a sexy Filipino girl with an ass to die for (especially in the thigh-high Louboutins she had on), her long, glossy curls bouncing as she walked.Â
âWhat do you think of her?â Raja nudged Violetâs arm, pointing out the young woman with a subtle nod of her head.
âMarina Summers?â
Raja smirked, not really surprised that Violet knew the name of everyone at the party, even in this state. She was Fameâs assistant after all, so she had probably pored over the guest list, making sure to memorize it all, in case Fame needed it.Â
âYes, her. Cute outfit, right?â
âMmm. I like her handbag. Very on trend right now,â she said, a slight slur in her voice.Â
Raja rolled her eyes. Marina was wearing a low-cut, backless mini-dress that barely covered her ass, but of course her handbag was what Violet commented on. Raja decided to try again, gesturing to a stunning girl with rich, dark skin, an hourglass figure, and a fur coat hanging off her shoulders. All she wanted was for Violet to drunkenly comment on her body, her tits, something she could use.
âWhat about her? Isnât she pretty?â
 Violet turned to Raja with a puzzled expression, blinking slowly. âAre you trying to find someone for a campaign?âÂ
Raja cringed inwardly, realizing what a nightmare it would be for her if Violet repeated their conversation back to Raven. She was disappointed that her plan had failed, but better that than to get in trouble.Â
âYeah. WeâreâŠwell, I had an idea to maybe bring some more faces on board for this yearâs resort collection. Not just models, but maybe some people with real followings,â she said, covering quickly, adding, âI havenât talked to Pearl or Alyssa though, what do you think?âÂ
âOh, uhhâŠthatâs not really my area.âÂ
âFair enough.â Raja sighed, noting with some relief that Sutan and Raven were heading back their way. âLooks like youâre off the hook.â
***
âDonât be a stranger, okay?â Pearl said, winking.Â
âWouldnât dream of it,â the older woman purred, vodka oozing from her pores as she leaned in to press her lips to Pearlâs cheek.Â
Pearl knew that working the room was an important part of her job. (Especially her current company, a brand manager who had been giving them free liquor and bartenders at every party for the past three years in exchange for a rather modest company credit on Galacticaâs website.)
However, sheâd been at it all evening, and it was starting to get a bit tiresome. Even professional schmoozers needed a break once in awhile. So as soon as sheâd extricated herself from the womanâs clutches, she took a deep breath and looked around for a friendly face, maybe a coworker with whom she could chill for a few minutes, just to catch her breath. Luckily, a couple of designers were nearby. And to Pearlâs delight, she noticed that April was among them.Â
She wondered why sheâd never paid much attention to April previously. After all, she was definitely hot, and talented, and if their conversation earlier was any indication, she liked to play. Pearl fixed her face into a sad expression and approached the designers, looking as dejected as possible.Â
âGood lord, Pearl!â Blu exclaimed. âAre you alright?â
Pearl heaved a dramatic sigh. âYeahâŠâ
âOh my godâŠâ April muttered, shaking her head.
âWhatâs wrong?â Gia asked. Â
âI just, umâŠhave been having a roughâŠâ Pearl sighed again.Â
âYouâre fucking ridiculous,â April said. She laughed and took a sip of her drink.Â
âApril!â Blu admonished.
âGuys, sheâs full of-âÂ
âI thought you said that youâd talk to me aboutâŠnevermind, Iâm sorry to bother youâŠâ Pearl hung her head and turned slowly, taking a few steps away from the table.Â
âPearl! Donât go!â Gia cried. âApril, whatâs wrong with you?!â
âAy dios mioâŠâ
April hurried to catch up with her, just like Pearl hoped she would, grabbing her arm.Â
âWould you knock it off?â she hissed into her ear.Â
Pearl turned to her with a mischievous smirk. âKnock what off?â
âYou are some piece of work.â April rolled her eyes.Â
âYou love it.â
âI need another drink if Iâm gonna hang out with you.âÂ
âSo, you do want to hang out with me, then,â Pearl said triumphantly.
April scowled at her, but then a smile began to crack through, and she turned on her heel, marching towards the bar. Pearl followed, checking out her pert little ass in the process. Very nice.Â
âHey, can we get two double shots of Don Q rum?â April asked the bartender.Â
âYou tryinâ to get me drunk?â Pearl asked, flashing a grin at her as she slid in beside her.Â
âIâm trying to make the experience of being with you more enjoyable,â April replied.
âWow. A dagger, straight to the heart.â
April laughed, taking the shots from the bartender with a nod and shoving one towards Pearl, letting their fingers touch briefly. She bit her lip, looking at Pearl in the eyes, raising her glass. Pearl lifted hers as well.Â
âSalud,â Pearl said.Â
âSalud,â April replied, a smile pulling at the corners of her mouth before tossing back most of the rum in one gulp.Â
Pearl grinned, impressed, downing hers as well.Â
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I had a dream Detox the drag queen was on d20 and it was kind of the greatest thing ever. Not on an all drag queen season either, she was a feature on a regular season that seemed to be a country / southern season where all of the players were creatures in a swamp but were sentient and the swam had a sort of Metropolitan fast paced city vibe (maybe from an older decade), and Detox was a real big dumb crocodile and her first check before she was even introduced was her not clocking a guy walking past her on a perception check and Brennan was like âis it cool if you just⊠donât see them?â And Detox was like âcoolâ and the whole party laughed (cant remember who else was playing bc I was so focused on Detox but i think it was likely one other queen and 4 improvers / comedians and Detox was just sitting on the right send table in all her neon and dark green glory) and it was awesome and I wish it was real
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"What You Wish For" pairs well with Detox Icunt
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Opinion on drag queens? I canât stand them tbh
im glad you asked tbh bc frankly i canât really pinpoint my feelings entirely on them, its changed a lot over the years. when i was a 17-20 i was a HUGE drag race fan and i watched the show and posted on the subreddit, and this was when i first started exploring radical feminism so i wasnt unaware of the critiques going on about them here either. i guess back then i thought it was all in good fun. then a few years ago i lost interest in the show and like you i couldnt stand them anymore, i wrote them all off as overrated, sexist and tasteless caricatures of overblown femininity at best and actual degrading pornographic hateful stereotypes of women at worst (i considered then and now drag queens like trixie mattel, katya, detox icunt and raven to be the worst in this regard).
nowadays⊠im somewhere in the middle. while i dont know if i personally would go so far as to call it art (at least no more than i would consider the performance of femininity itself an âartâ) i understand that it has its own history amongst gay men and i do think some of it has genuine merit as performance art - as in, some queens do put in the effort to make their own costumes, do their own choreography, etc. but on the other hand for that, if it is going to be evaluated as a performance art, then like other forms of art it should absolutely be held to the same standards of criticism, and shouldnt be shielded from that criticism just bc its an art created primarily by a marginalized group of gay men (or HST trans women). and thats where the very real feminist critiques on the misogyny in drag comes in, and it disgusts me that any concerns women have are written off as us being joykills or no better than conservative pukes or whatever. gay men are still capable of being misogynist towards women so it shouldnt be surprising at all that a good portion of drag queens are performing a sexist caricature of women (like the ones i mentioned above, those are considered to be the most famous and successful, go figure).
i think what really cemented this view in my mind was this clip that went viral awhile ago of this drag queen running around in a public space with this huge ridiculous floppy breastplate that was bouncing around⊠but then he ran into this group of children and he IMMEDIATELY cringed and covered himself. and it kinda just clicked for me for how weird some of this is, in a way that nobody but feminists were talking about. you have this grown man gleefully running around with this gross and porny and realistic looking piece of womens flesh worn over his body, because thats supposed to be funny and entertaining, and everyone takes it a face value and doesnt wonder what that says about how we view womens bodies?
i think the conservative backlash towards them in general is massively overblown, i dont think drag queens are in themselves inappropriate to be near children because feminine men are not inappropriate, altho i do think naked men or men wearing realistic breast plates or fetish gear ARE inappropriate to be around children, but thats just common sense lol, and yet both leftists and right wing morons fail to grasp this, that not all drag is child friendly, and similarly that some drag is misogynistic as well. (alot of them are mostly overrated as performers tooâŠ)
so yeah tldr i have mixed feelings towards them that can be best summed up as a passive annoyance or ambivalence. i agree that some of its very misogynistic and offensive, but that it varies from queen to queen. im sorry if this was meandering, im still trying to figure out my feelings towards them, and im hoping i can find some more feminist critiques on them to help me gather my thoughts towards them better lol
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wrong, detox icunt for the win caroline looked an unshowered messt
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