#Dennis Karasu

[eternalchaoschocolaterain]

Good! Let him have his band.

Toad folk band!! 😍

[leenamorrigan]

Leena: And that kids is how I met your aunt Tulip....she and her toad traumatized me badly

[lesbiansforlucio]

When you go Toad Mode cuz your gf likes spending time with her pet more than you

[ameliathefatcat]

Tulip and Jae have two kids, a daughter Naomi (the Japanese version of the name) a son named Min-Jun who goes by MJ

Naomi was born in 2000 and I haven’t decided when MJ was born.

[hpshipbattles]

ROUND ONE SHIPS

(keep in mind these are all randomly created from a pool of 64 characters. we are not here to debate dark ships vs light ships, we are here for fun. Feel free to suggest ship names for anything you see)

Lysander Scamander x Remus Lupin (Remsander)

Augustus Rookwood x Elphias Doge (Rookdoge)

Pavarti Patil x Blaise Zabini (Blavarti)

Lorcan Scamander x Septimus Weasley (Septorcan)

Victoire Weasley x Cassandra Vole (Vicsandra)

Neville Longbottom x Severus Snape (Sneville)

Minerva McGonagall x Horace Slughorn (Wiseslug)

Hermione Granger x Cornelius Fudge (Fudgmione)

Nearly Headless Nick x Tom Marvolo Riddle (Brainteaser)

Penny Haywood x Fleur Delacour (Penfleur)

Ron Weasley x Petunia Evans (Rontunia)

Hannah Abbott x Kingsley Shacklebolt (Shacklebbott)

Rita Skeeter x Yann Fredericks (What if we just called these two Yeet?)

Dennis Creevey x Dolores Umbridge (Creevbridge)

Rowan Khanna x Dorcas Meadowes (Rorcas)

Nymphadora Tonks x Firenze the Centaur (Centonks)

James Potter x Marcus Flint (Jarcus)

Rose Granger-Weasley x Dobby the House Elf (Robby)

Delphi Riddle x Qui LeBlanc (Augurvamp)

Molly Weasley II x Barnaby Lee (Barnolly)

Luna Lovegood x Penelope Clearwater (Lovewater)

Harry Potter x Pansy Parkinson (Hansy)

Sebastian Sallow x Chiara Lobosca (Loballow)

Barty Crouch Jr. x Albus Dumbledore (Albarty)

Sirius Black x Tulip Karasu (Prankstar)

Lily Evans x Madam Rosmerta (Lilymerta)

Cho Chang x Helena Ravenclaw (Cholena)

Fabian Prewett x Grant Chapman (Grabian)

Hestia Jones x Regulus Black (Restia)

Draco Malfoy x Albus Severus Potter (Dralbus)

Lily Luna Potter x Scorpius Malfoy (Scorlily)

Lavender Brown x Percy Weasley (Paperseer)

My bad for jinxing us guys as I was spinning this I wondered if we were actually going to get Scorbus and then the wheel decided to do something funny. some of these ships are ships I’ve seen before and I was surprised by how many of them could probably actually be enjoyed by people. but yeah suggest ship names if you have any ideas I did put down the ship names for ones I knew or ones that I could easily come up with myself.

(rules and submitted characters)

[mjrtaurus]

Hot takes on the RA that I need to share

- they have a book club (it’s very bad and mainly consists of y/n x monkey d dragon fanfction and bodice ripper romance novels)

- Iva is a collector of said y/n x moneky d dragon fanfiction (whether for blackmail or entertainment no one is sure)

- Hack and Dragon have gotten white girl wasted on wine together

- koala had the biggest fattest most mortifying crush on dragon for about 3-6 months when she was 14-15 (she will take this to her grave)

- Inazuma organized orgies before

- there is an ongoing game of hide and seek/tag currently sabo is it

- dragon has been voted to have the sexiest forearms on base

- Karasu maintains that he can talk to pigeons

- sabo has fallen alseep upright during meetings

These are very good hot takes and I definitely would like to pitch in a few if that’s good with you:

- Dragon is very much aware of the book club (and the scandalous content within) but lets it continue because shutting it down would be tantamount to closing a public library, and it would lower morale.

- Some of said bodice ripper romance novels have found their way to his personal quarters. None of them are the y/n x him genre, but morbid curiosity is slowly but surely getting the better of him.

- Morley is the number one book club fangirl. She reads everything and offers very in depth reviews and gives a lot of helpful constructive criticism if asked. She has written a few of them of her own under a pseudonym. Nobody but Iva and Inazuma know this.

- Hack is a loud drunk, and Dragon is a silly drunk. Both are known lightweights. They need adult supervision as they are like a pair of Dennis the Menaces working in perfect sync.

- Lindbergh will fuck with Sabo and Koala by using his electro like a hand buzzer. He tried it once with Dragon as a test, and sure enough the man was totally immune to it. His hair was slightly more unruly from it, though.

- speaking of Lindbergh, he went Sulong on base exactly once and scared the shit out of everyone. He doesn’t recall anything but he was told he raided the pantry and then started taking rudimentary measurements of his claws.

- Koala is probably the most foul-mouthed out of everyone there. She can cuss even the most hardened of sailors under a table and right back up over it like it’s nothing. She yells “FUCK” at the most minor inconveniences. Sabo thinks it’s hilarious.

- Karasu was born with a cleft lip and his hatred of being misunderstood stems from the difficulty he had in learning to speak. He’s since had surgery to correct the malformation, but wears his mask to hide it because he gets mistaken for a mink due to where and how the scarring rests on his upper lip.

- Dragon and Sabo both suffer from restless leg syndrome and swap tips and tricks on how to manage.

- Inazuma sews stuffed animals for the kids that they bring in. First she asks them during class what each of their favorite animals are, and then he draws up patterns of them and gets to work. The kamabakka help, as many of them are skilled tailors and seamstresses.

- Iva organizes drag shows for boosting morale. Every single one of the commanders has dominated the stage before. Dragon had to lose a bet with Kuma before he joined in on it (with the caveat that if it did feel genuinely Uncomfortable™️ at any point he could freely back out), but ended up enjoying the experience. He sets aside time whenever a show is coming up to consult Iva on what his next look ought to be.

- Dragon rarely ever gets sick, but when he does, it hits him like a brick at sixty miles per hour. The first time it happened, Sabo was convinced he had some deadly disease that was going to end his life, but no. He just happened to get the flu for the first time in like… twelve years.

[ramblings-of-a-mad-cat]

Usually Tulip’s like a parent to Dennis & it’s pretty cute but sometimes it gets a little weird when she does stuff like kiss him in order to turn him into a prince & call him her “true love”in a Valentine’s quest 🤨

Yeah, I've noticed that before. I don't think we're meant to take anything from it. Sometimes people do genuinely love their pets and consider the bond an important one, but aren't sure how to define it beyond comparing it to various types of relationships that they might have with a human. And in some cases, this is totally fine. The Furry Trio are my younger siblings. And I know plenty of people who adopt pets and refer to them as their children. Which they essentially are. This idea has even been brought up with Tulip herself, when she watched Dennis like a "proud mum." That said, to do this for romantic relationships is definitely weirder. It can be harmless, like I find myself thinking of those photos of people holding out a ringbox to their pet with the caption "She said yes!" Which are almost always jokes. Somewhere on my old Facebook page, there's a picture of me with one of my aunt's cats that I uploaded in early February, with the caption, "Have you guys met my Valentine?" So even I've done it. Doesn't have to mean anything or be weird, I don't think.

[andromedatriangle]

I love how much Tulip loves her frog

[mellisandrea]

Why is Tulip's butterbeer bigger than her head

[shinyrockalaska]

🌷 Tulip appreciation post 🌷

[ariparri]

🎉Happy Birthday Tulip!🎉

Happy birthday to my third best girl! Of course I can't have a drawing celebrating Tulip's birthday without adding her loyal toad, Dennis!

Also the 23rd is Ravenclaw Pride Day right? Well Happy Pride day Ravenclaws!!🎉

Ah I say that Tulip's third best girl yet I hardly draw her. Especially with Carson. They're my second end game ship and I'm not giving them the love they deserve!!

Dennis just loves to mess with Carson. He knows Carson's hate for creatures and uses every moment he can get to mess with him. But at the same time, he likes Carson. He's lowkey the reason Carson and Tulip got together.

Dennis is the Pascal in this relationship. When Carson's sleeping, Dennis will hop onto his bed and just stick his tongue in Carson's ear to wake him up. It's happened more than once. He will always be found in Carson's belongings which leaves the boy to bring him back to Tulip.

Oh yeah, this is pretty much a preview to Carson's new Y4-6 redesign. I hate his current one. It's so plain and boring.

Do check out the full birthday list for the HPHM characters here!

HPHM Birthday List

🚫No Reposting🚫

[indigobackfire]

Forgive me, comrades 🙈 but I had to 🎤 🐸

[hpshipbattles]

SHIP BATTLE RULES

People are to go into my ask box and submit any characters they would like to be featured in the ship battle. You are not to submit actual ships, the ships will be randomly decided based on what characters get submitted, that way it’s fair and we don’t just get all of the most popular ships, we can also get some absolutely ridiculous ships you’ll have to choose between. Of course there is always a chance that a popular ship will end up being randomly created.

If you wish to submit a character you must submit:

A main gen character

A marauders gen character

A next gen character

A character from one of the games (HM, HL, MA)

A death eater/order member/ministry official character

A miscellaneous character (creature, professor, founder etc.)

And two other characters of your choosing.

I will be accepting common OC’s such as Grant Chapman and Daisy Dursley

This means with each submission there will be eight characters, and this is to create a large variety of characters and large variety of ships. You also cannot submit more than once.

Once I have 64 characters (32 ships) the ship battle will commence. You’ll be able to find all other posts under the #hpshipbattles tag. This is all for good natured fun, don’t take the ships too seriously they are randomly generated from a large pool of 64 characters after all.

Below the cut is the characters that have been submitted so far.

Neville Longbottom

Kingsley Shacklebolt

Scorpius Malfoy

Tulip Karasu

Cornelius Fudge

Nearly Headless Nick

Nymphadora Tonks

Rose Granger-Weasley

Cho Chang

Remus Lupin

Lily Luna Potter

Penny Haywood

Minerva McGonagall

Barnaby Lee

Fleur Delacour

Ron Weasley

James Potter

Albus Severus Potter

Rowan Khanna

Sirius Black

Dobby the House Elf

Harry Potter

Pavarti Patil

Hermione Granger

Lily Evans

Delphi Riddle

Chiara Lobosca

Dolores Umbridge

Severus Snape

Firenze the Centaur

Madam Rosmerta

Dennis Creevey

Fabian Prewett

Victoire Weasley

Cassandra Vole

Percy Weasley

Helena Ravenclaw

Marcus Flint

Lavender Brown

Luna Lovegood

Petunia Evans

Yann Fredericks

Sebastian Sallow

Elphias Doge

Albus Dumbledore

Hestia Jones

Rita Skeeter

Regulus Black

Lorcan Scamander

Barty Crouch Jr.

Horace Slughorn

Grant Chapman

Lysander Scamander

Pansy Parkinson

Dorcas Meadowes

Molly Weasley II

Qui LeBlanc

Augustus Rookwood

Septimus Weasley

Tom Marvolo Riddle

Penelope Clearwater

Draco Malfoy

Hannah Abbott

Blaise Zabini

[adellovesrowan]

For your consideration: Rowan x Tulip (Khannasu)

Picture this:

-Tulip encourages Rowan to attend frog choir auditions as long as they partner with Dennis.

-Rowan gets the position so they start hanging out with Dennis (and subsequently Tulip) when they're practicing.

-The two of them get closer and start dating.

-Study dates, Rowan helps Tulip knuckle down in her studies. On the other hand, Tulip shows Rowan how fun pranking can be and gets them to unwind.

-Tulip basically wrote an essay to whoever Rowan's head of house is explaining why they would be the perfect candidate for prefect then later head girl/boy.

-Rowan becomes a master at balancing their prefect duties and pranks, gives Tulip passes or at the most a light slap on the wrist (i.e. 1 point from Ravenclaw).

-that-scouse-wizard

YEEEEEEESSSS YOUR TASTE IMMACULATE i love khannasu somuch !!!!

[ramblings-of-a-mad-cat]

Honestly I never really expected the next relative(s) we’d meet would be Tulip’s of all people, but I’m definitely not complaining. About time we got new content possibly involving her that doesn’t have anything to do with pranks or Dennis (I do like Dennis tho btw)

I genuinely didn’t either. I was expecting us to have met Rowan’s younger brother by now. But if we haven’t met him within the first five or so chapters, then it may be safe to assume that he’s not going to make an appearance. At least not as a conventional Hogwarts student that we can befriend and play gobstones with. I hope he does make an appearance though, at some point or in some way. Meanwhile, the character who’s family I was most hoping to see is Merula’s parents. Hell, there’s a lot of potential there, Jam City, if you were by any chance thinking about #HiringMe. We now know that R has agents within the Ministry, and Merula is their spy. They could easily pull some strings to arrange an early release for the Snydes. Just saying, it’s something to think about. 

But likewise, so is Tulip having family in the Ministry, where R has infiltrated. And maybe it will be connected to the plot, maybe it won’t be. But either way, I never expected to meet members of her family. It wasn’t even high up on my list of hopes because I basically resigned myself a while ago to accept that Tulip would never get focus again. But hey, in this instance I am delighted to be proven wrong. I too, love Dennis, and her unironically caring about her pet and treating him as an equal is one of the details that make me respect Tulip so much...but on the other hand, you’re right. Her personality has been reduced to just being the prankster who has a toad. She is so much more than that. 

[tartheanmaid]

The Story Of Us

Pairings: Charlie Weasley x Hufflepuff!MC, Bill Weasley x Hufflepuff!MC, Charlie Weasley x Chiara Lobosca

Word Count: 1.9k

Warnings: Cheating, Strong Language, Slight Angst

A/N: This is halfway a songfic halfway not, also this was written with my mc in mind so y/n isn’t going to be a blank slate. My mc oregon is also in a band called Wreaking Havoc so that is in here although not mentioned by name so it’s easier to pretend I guess.

The Story Of Us

     My wet socks felt weird against the stage floor. Tulip’s reckless strumming on an electric guitar and Phillip, my replacement drummer, were the only things I could hear. It felt like I was under water, but then again, it was raining. Everything was muffled and all I could focus on was the music around me. The screaming crowd below me sounded miles away. “I used to think one day we’d tell the story of us” The memories flooded back, the happy and the sad all jumbled into one. “How we met, and the sparks flew instantly”

     “Do you want me to talk to her on your behalf [Y/N]?” I still remember that day, we had just gotten back for our fourth year and Charlie had spoken to me for the first time during our Care of Magical Creatures class. I had opted out of the class the previous year but decided to take in this year as a release. And a release it was. I was instantly in love with Charles Weasley.

     “People would say they’re the lucky ones” When the whispers and the stares got unbearable Charlie was always there for me. When he was around I didn’t care what the people said, all that mattered was him.

     The rain poured down as I danced around the stage, “I used to know my place was a spot next to you” I could vaguely make out a silver head in the crowd so I closed my eyes. My black skirt was soaked in the rain but it still moved as I danced. “Now I search the room for an empty seat”

     Memories of that night flow back. It seemed like half the school was crowded into the Gryffindor common room to celebrate their win. My eyes searched the room for Charlie the whole night, it was half past 12 and I still hadn’t found him. “[Y/N] [L/N], there’s something you should know.” Tulip had said to me. My gut immediately told me what it was. But the thing I could have never expected was that it would be my own roommate.  “Cause lately I don’t even know what page you’re on” The woman who had told me her secrets, the one I had told mine in return. She told me the reason I couldn’t find Charlie was that he hadn’t even been in Gryffindor Tower that night. Before we left to go try and catch them I felt a pull to look back. I caught the eyes of the man I had been fighting with for the past few months. “Oh, a simple complication, Miscommunications lead to fallouts”

     I opened my eyes and looked back at the band. We were performing in the training grounds, but the crowd we drew was the biggest it had ever gotten. “So many things that I wish you knew. So many walls up, I can't break through”

     The next party was hell. I had broken up with my boyfriend and lost one of my best friends in the same night. I could see from across the room how her silver hair and his ginger hair fit so well next to each other. My anger was unimaginable. My face was flushed and my grip on my firewhiskey tightened. “You need a break” Penny told me as she put a hand on my shoulder. “Yeah, I do. But really? I don’t even miss Charlie that much.” Penny gave me a knowing look. “Okay yeah I do, but like I miss Chiara so much more. Like she was one of my best friends and I- I’ve known her longer than I’ve known you even! I just can’t believe she would throw it all away like that.” And then she looked at me.

     “Now I'm standing alone in a crowded room And we're not speaking And I'm dying to know Is it killing you like it's killing me? Yeah I don't know what to say Since a twist of fate, when it all broke down. And the story of us looks a lot like a tragedy now”

     “Next Chapter.” The voice of the band’s backup singer pulled me back to reality. I look out to the drenched training grounds and find familiar eyes. We’ve been fighting for so long. It’s so hard I can’t take it anymore. “How’d we end up this way?” I’m pulled back into my thoughts as thunder cracks once more.

     I see his eyes from across the Gryffindor Common Room. He’s already looking when I turn my head in his direction. “See me nervously pulling at my clothes and trying to look busy” I look away. “Talk to him.” Says Liz next to me. “What? No, he hates me.” I look back and he’s laughing with his friends once more. “You’re stupid if you think he hates you.” Tonks says, laughing at me. “And you're doing your best to avoid me” Turning to go face him I see that he’s vanished.

     I run a hand through my drenched hair and suddenly I’m singing to the silver haired girl and the ginger boy once more. “I'm starting to think, one day, I'll tell the story of us, How I was losing my mind when I saw you here. But you held your pride like you should've held me”

~ ~ ~

     I see her face lit up by the fireflies, the moon having abandoned us. She looks beautiful even as she’s singing about heartbreak. I stare up at her from the screaming crowd, wondering if I’ll ever get the chance to make up for what I did. It was never her fault, even though I acted like it was. I doubt she even knows why I was avoiding her. And then, somehow, she looks into my eyes and sings to me exactly what I’m thinking.

~ ~ ~

     “Oh, I'm scared to see the ending. Why are we pretending this is nothing? I'd tell you I miss you, but I don't know how. I never heard silence quite this loud” As I sing the next line I meet his eyes again in the crowd. My wet socks had gotten slippery as the slightly uneven stage pooled with water. I turn and dance around my fellow bandmates instead of facing him. But I can feel his eyes on me still. 

~ ~ ~

     She dances and everything melts away. All I can hear is her voice. Her voice was the thing that hypnotized me that day on the training grounds 3 years ago;

     “Did you get my owl?” She asked me. Not very memorable I know, but she made it so. She was, and still is if not more, ethereal. I found myself wanting to impress her all the time. I fancied [Y/N] [L/N]. I fancy [Y/N] [L/N]. I find myself staring at her swaying body, her lips, her wet hair, everything about her is beautiful. But she hates me.

~ ~ ~

     The fireflies buzz around him. He looks like a god. The sad part is I’m in love with him. But we haven’t spoken in months. “Now I'm standing alone in a crowded room And we're not speaking” But maybe, just maybe— No. He couldn’t. “And I’m dying to know, Is it killing you like it's killing me? Yeah” If only I could talk to him. Maybe things would get better.

~ ~ ~

     If only I could talk to her. Maybe things would get better. “I don't know what to say” Tulip’s guitar rift ties in perfectly with the rest of the song. I wonder who the song is about. Considering she kept sneaking glances at my idiot brother and that slut it’s probably about them. I wish I could have been there for her when it happened. But I was busy sulking. Her words become crystal clear once more. “Since a twist of fate, when it all broke down And the story of us looks a lot like a tragedy now” Could it have been about me? A small part of me wanted to hope that she could ever fancy me in return. But that was foolish, she wouldn’t— would she?

~ ~ ~

     “This is looking like a contest. Of who can act like they care less” The fireflies danced around his soft ginger hair. I couldn’t pretend anymore. My body sways but my mind is racing. His red “Head Boy” badge glimmered upon his uniform, without the robes of course. He never wore the robes. “But I liked it better when you were on my side” And at this point I realized that I didn’t care whether or not he loved me in return. I was in love with him and I was happy about that. I danced around to Phillip behind me, then Penny to my right. “Talk to him after the show.” she says quietly, as to make sure her statement goes undetected by the microphone on the stand in front of her. “Okay.” I whisper in return. Penny sang the next line with me. “The battle's in your hands now. But I would lay my armor down” Now it’s not just his eyes that I can feel on me. It’s hers and his brother’s too. But I don’t care. Not anymore. “If you say you'd rather love than fight” His eyes in the crowd are the only pair that matter. “So many things that you wish I knew But the story of us might be ending soon” The song has a newfound tone that it didn’t start out with. The song felt happy.

     Returning to the final chorus, I sang like my life depended on it. “Now I'm standing alone in a crowded room. And we're not speaking. And I'm dying to know, Is it killing you like it's killing me? Yeah” I closed my eyes again, but not out of fear or pain this time. “But I don't know what to say. Since a twist of fate, when it all broke down. And the story of us looks a lot like a tragedy now, now, now”

~ ~ ~

     I see her close her eyes in bliss and I laugh. I laugh. It’s a genuine and special laugh, one usually only reserved for her. I feel like even though it’s only been 4 minutes and we haven’t spoken… we’ve somehow reconciled. “And we're not speaking And I'm dying to know Is it killing you like it's killing me? Yeah” As she sang the final few words of the song I attempted to make my way toward the stage exit. “I don't know what to say. Since a twist of fate, 'cause we're going down. And the story of us looks a lot like a tragedy now”

     “The End.” says Penny, marking the official ending of the song.

     “Hi Bill.” She says, out of breath. Even though we’re both sticky from the leftover humidity caused by the roaring crowd and the now stopped rainstorm, she’s still the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met. “Hi.” I say back. This was a lot more awkward now that I was actually doing it than what I had thought up in my head. Her eyes flicker from my eyes down to my lips for a split second, so much so that it’s barely noticeable. And then it happens. I kiss her, and she kisses me back. It’s perfect.

     “Oi! Lovebirds!” We’re interrupted by a voice, I turn around and it belongs to the one and only pink haired, Hufflepuff prankster. “Mind taking that up to Weasley’s dorm will you?” [Y/N] just rolls her eyes at her friend in response.

     “Go to Hogsmeade with me?” I ask. Bringing her hands intertwined in mine up to my chest.

     “Of course.”