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honestly still upset Mac and Dennis Move to the Suburbs deprived us of a pool scene…like you mean to tell me it was a “hot one” and Frank, Charlie, and Dee didn’t invite themselves over for that pool?? I don’t believe it. I want “greased watermelon!” to be a running joke, I want Dee loudly making margaritas and driving Dennis crazy, I want Charlie in nothing but those little cut offs, I wanna see the twins competitively diving and games of chicken and beers by the pool. I wanna see them bicker but have a good time and Mac and Dennis lock eyes from across the pool and have a moment where everything actually feels kind of ok because their friend’s are at their house and they’re having fun and it feels good to have something they want
#and Mac’s little nose gets sunburned#and Charlie jumps in with his clothes on#Dee wins the cannonball contest#Frank brings rum ham in the pool#Dennis makes Mac bring him drinks as he gets a base tan going#iasip#macdennis#mac and dennis move to the suburbs
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England v Wales – FORM GUIDE
Wales hosts England in Cardiff on Saturday in a match that could decide the fate of the 2019 Guinness Six Nations .
Jonathan Davies is the catalyst for Wales, while fly-half Owen Farrell and Jonny May are the standout performers for England.
Sportsmail's NIK SIMON assesses which players could prove decisive at the Principality on Saturday.
On a blistering run of try-scoring form, Jonny May could be a decisive figure against Wales
WALES
15. Liam Williams 8
Knowledge of Saracens team-mate Farrell could help the 'bomb diffuser' fielding kicks.
14. George North 7.5
Closing down Shane Williams and Gareth Thomas as Wales' all-time leading try scorer.
Having his debut aged just 18, George North is closing on Wales' try-scoring record
1 3. Jonathan Davies 8.5
Lions player of the series from 2017 will be the catalyst for Wales' defensive linespeed.
12. Hadleigh Parkes 7
Mr. Reliable at the centers who grew up in the farming village of Hunterville, New Zealand
11. Josh Adams 7.5
Well arranged for aerial onslaught after fielding more kicks than anyone in opening rounds.
10. Gareth Anscombe 7
Selected ahead of Dan Biggar because of extra time in camp and threat with ball in hand.
9. Gareth Davies 7
Lacks the control of Rhys Webb, whose French exile could end in time for the World Cup.
Scrum-half Gareth Davies has been selected for his line speed in defense for Wales
1. Rob Evans 7
Sam Warburton called for Nicky Smith to start – but Evans offers more skills in attack.
2. Ken Owens 8
Powerful carrying has seen No 8 this season and nicknamed 'Cannonball Ken'.
3. Tomas Francis 7
All-Exeter scrum contest as the 19st9lb giant packs down against Chiefs team-mate Moon.
4. Cory Hill 7
Picked ahead of Adam Beard after Wales managed just 69% lineout success against Italy.
5. Alun Wyn Jones 9
First ever player to play 18 Tests against England – breaking Fabien Pelous' 12-year record.
Lock and captain Alun Wyn Jones will play 18 Tests against England
6. Josh Navidi 8
Son of an Iranian wrestler offers a dual turnover threat having mastered skills in No 7 jersey
7. Justin Tipuric 8
Often likened to a Test center because of silky skills and running ability in broken play
8. Ross Moriarty 7
Established as hard man in Welsh back-row after winning Under 20 World Cup with England
WARREN GATLAND: A win here will make it a record 12 in a row
SUBSTITUTES: Elliot Dee, Nicky Smith, Dillon Lewis, Adam Beard, Aaron Wainwright, Aled Davies, Dan Biggar, Owen Watkin.
TOTAL: 105.5 AVERAGE: 7.03
Wales coach Warren Gatland is targeting a record 12 consecutive wins against England
ENGLAND
15 Elliot Daly 8
Broke Cardiff hearts in 2017 with winning try – which he has replayed 'millions of times'!
14 Jack Nowell 7.5
Eddie Jones claimed it was an 'easy' call to pick workhorse ahead of racehorse Cokanasiga.
13 Henry Slade 8
Running and kicking has been so sharp that he has only thrown one pass all tournament.
Henry Slade has scored three tries but thrown one pass in two Six Nations games
12 Manu Tuilagi 8
Powerful comeback has triggered talks about a £ 2.5million move to France after World Cup.
11 Jonny May 9.5
Speedster has 12 tires in 12 Tests thanks to 'Forrest Gump'- like to chase down kicks.
10 Owen Farrell 9
Scratched up on Ice Man's leadership with pep talk from former Chelsea captain John Terry.
Fly-half Owen Farrell has scratched up on leadership after John Terry
9 Ben Youngs 8
Kicked more
1 Ben Moon 7
Stronger scrummager than Vunipola – only Cardiff experience is an Ed Sheeran concert!
2 Jamie George 8
Destined to start at the World Cup after seizing opportunities in absence of Dylan Hartley
3 Kyle Sinckler 8
Labeled a 'timebomb' by Warren Gatland but his emotional energy is also a weapon
Kyle Sinckler was called an 'emotional timebomb' by Warren Gatland but can use this well
4 Courtney Lawes 8
Only member of the Red Rose pack who started last year's victory at Twickenham.
5 George Cross 7.5
Line-off capabilities keeping him in the starting team ahead of energetic Joe Launchbury.
6 Mark Wilson 8.5
On track to break the Six Nations tackle record with staggering 50 hits in first two Tests.
Flanker Mark Wilson could break the Six Nations tackle record after 50 in his first two games
7 Tom Curry 7.5
Compared to Terry Butcher after breakdown work left him with a bloody face and stitches.
8 Billy Vunipola 7.5
Needs to shift closer to compensate ball-carrying absence or brother Mako.
EDDIE JONES: Will assume a victory will secure the Six Nations.
SUBSTITUTES: Luke Cowan-Dickie, Ellis Genge, Harry Williams, Joe Launchbury, Brad Shields, Dan Robson, George Ford, Joe Cokanasiga.
TOTAL: 120 AVERAGE: 8.00
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