#Death of Lewis E. Jones

[blackbird-brewster]

Emily-Centric Fic Recs

@isagrimorie: I’m interested to know recs! I am looking for Emily-centric stories!

You caught me on the perfect day bc I've been updating all my rec lists! Hope these links help ya' out. I already have a list of recs ft. Emily + Kids: [MomEm Fic Recs]

i can't be wrong (to be craving you)

JJ/Emily | Rated: E | WC: 101,294 Author: w00t4ewan (me) Heavy Angst, Character Study, Slow Burn

Emily just wants to feel something, anything. She needs to be alone, but she's also desperate for human contact, desperate to have someone make her feel loved. JJ is not the person she should be longing to fill that need, she knows better than to get involved with her. An Emily focused story chronicling her relationship with JJ and her mental health in the aftermath of everything she's survived. [Starting in S4 and following through the years of Emily and JJ's relationship]

Late Bloomer

JJ/Emily | Rated: E | WC: 153,306 Author: angestreet Angst, Romance, Slow Burn

When Tara Lewis invites Emily Prentiss out to a gay bar on a hunch, she just wants the FBI section chief to have a little fun, and, yes, maybe pick up a phone number or two. But the ordinary evening sends Emily spiralling, forcing her to confront a truth she has pushed down for decades — and face how she really feels about Jennifer Jareau. An Evolution-era fic about coming out and finding love in middle age.

What If It Doesn't End Well?

JJ/Emily | Rated: T | WC: 8702 Author: w00t4ewan Angst, Happy Ending

Four months after Emily joined the BAU, she and JJ have settled into a friends-with-benefits relationship. But when the team is called to New Orleans to work a case, they meet Detective LaMontagne and Emily's insecurities force her to make a difficult decision. [Reimagining of 02x18 'Jones']

If You Need Me

JJ/Emily | Rated: M | WC: 3958 Author: w00t4ewan Hurt/Comfort, Angst

Emily wakes up from a night terror and seeks JJ's comfort in the middle of the night, just like she has done so many times over the years…but this night is unlike any of the others.

Becoming Real

JJ/(trans man Em) | Unrated | WC: 17,670 Author: sissy_bloke Coming Out Story, Angst, Happy Ending

A case involving transgender youth brings some things to the surface for Prentiss. This transition then brings some things to the surface for JJ. Warnings: Contains transphobia and transphobic violence, but NOT expressed by the good guys. Also contains other violence, but less than what you'd see on the show

A Journey Through the Silent Chasm (Series)

JJ/Emily, Emily & BAU | Rated: M | WC:12,488 Authors: w00t4ewan, Phoenix_Falls Heavy Angst, Grieving

This three-part series details the journey through JJ's depression and PTSD, her death, and eventually, through Emily's healing with the help of everyone else JJ left behind.

Ashes and Wine

JJ/Emily | Rated: T | WC: 8376 Authors: w00t4ewan, Phoenix_Falls Heavy Angst, Happy Ending

Emily's insecurities about herself and her past threaten to tear her relationship with JJ apart and emotionally destroy them both

Why Am I Like This?

Tara/Emily | Rated: T | WC: 9611 Author: w00t4ewan Character Study, Coming Out Story, Fluff

A look at all of Emily's past relationships that led her to believe one undeniable truth, Emily Prentiss was broken. (Or maybe, she's just not as straight as she always thought she was) Six relationships that made Emily feel broken and one relationship that didn't.

I Want to Love You

Tara/Emily | Rated: M | WC: 13,289 Author: w00t4ewan Hurt/Comfort, Slow Burn

It had been two weeks since Gabriel Lewis had been murdered after he had been abducted by Mr. Scratch. Tara hadn't seen her brother in years before his death. Now, his face was the only thing she saw when she closed her eyes. [Takes place over the course of S12 with obvious divergence]

from afar

Tara/Emily | Rated: G | WC: 447 Author: just_a_torn_up_masterpiece Angst, Feels, Fluff

emily will always love tara, even if it has to be from afar

Drowning, No Sign of Land

Emily & Derek, Tara/Emily | Rated : T | WC: 1379 Author: @illegalcerebral Unrequited Love, Angst, Pining

For the longest time Emily had felt alone. Even with other people. She had adopted her team as her family, the ferocity with which she loved and protected them only increasing when she became unit chief. It burned inside her but it was so fierce, so wild, so dangerous that the more she loved them the more she kept them at arms length. Tara had pushed through all that, walked through fire and reached inside her without being aware of it. It touched something deep and aching inside Emily for the briefest moment. Now she had someone else.

The Valhalla Arc (Meta)

Emily Prentiss | Rated: G | WC: 2269 Author: w00t4ewan Character Study, Meta

This is a personal character study of why the Valhalla Arc was so important to the character development of Emily Prentiss.

ADDITIONAL CM FEMSLASH FIC RECS:

Past Friday Fic Recs:  [Friday Fic Recs - Tumblr] || [CM Fic Recs - AO3 Collection]

My Fanfic Master Lists: [JJ/Emily] || [Tara/Emily] || [JJ/Tara] || [Tara/Rebecca]

2023 Rec Lists: [JJ/Emily] || [Tara/Emily + Other Femslash]

2022 Rec Lists: [JJ/Emily] || [Tara/Emily] || [Other Femslash]

[katewibberlystan]

recommending you books i enjoy based on your favorite tbob character (ft a sentence for what each one is about/why it's awesome, and the intended audience)

kate: - the last magician by lisa maxwell; a well constructed time travel heist set in 1902 NYC, with immaculate worldbuilding and fascinating magic. YA. - the once and future witches by alix e. harrow; three sisters, who are also witches, organize for women's suffrage and fight against an ancient evil. Adult. - truthwitch by susan dennard; a pair of witches and best friends become caught up in political intrigue, reincarnated monsters, and a fantastically crafted world of complex characters and cool magic. YA. - time stoppers by carrie jones; an orphaned pre-teen discovers a secret town full of magic, one that she and her friends must save from attacking monsters. Middle Grade. - the diviners by libba bray; a group of teenagers with paranormal abilities find themselves fighting off evil spirits in the 1920s.

michael: - matilda by roald dahl; a classic children's fantasy that celebrates learning and families of choice. Middle Grade. - the strange case of the alchemist's daughter by theodora goss; the children of gothic literature's classic mad scientists come together to solve mysteries and stop human experimentation. Adult. - every heart a doorway by seanan mcguire; a quick, poetic read about what happens to the kids from a portal fantasy quest after they come home. YA. - the girl from everywhere by heidi helig; a pirate ship that can travel between time and fictional worlds, so long as they have a map, sets out on a quest to reunite their captain with his lost love. YA. - miss peregrine's home for peculiar children by ransom riggs; after his grandfather's death, a teenage boy is thrown into a world of monsters, time travel, and people with superhuman abilities. YA.

emma: - the scapegracers by h. a. clarke; a group of teen witches become friends and form a coven to defeat a group of modern day witch hunters trying to steal their magic. YA. - the lost girls by sonia hartl; a group of vampires plan to kill the man who made them this way, before he can harm any other women. YA. - the society for soulless girls by laura steven; a college student's attempts to investigate mysterious deaths becomes connected to her angry roommate's attempts to create a potion that can alter a personality. YA. - coraline by neil gaiman; a kid finds a door to a different world in her new home, a world that seems pleasant at first but soon grows quite terrifying. Middle Grade. - bad witch burning by jessica lewis; a teenage girl trying to escape poverty raises the dead for money, only to find her zombies cannot be controlled. YA.

gabriel: - holes by louis sachar; boys at a juvenile detention camp are forced to search for a lost treasure and explore the complicated history behind it. Middle Grade. - nettle and bone by t. kingfisher; a woman sets out to kill the evil prince holding her sister prisoner, with the help of a motely crew including an exiled warrior, a fairy godmother, a witch, a possessed chicken, and a skeleton dog. Adult. - lone women by victor lavelle; after her parents die, a woman with a monster trapped in her suitcase tries to survive and build a home for herself in the Montana wilderness. Adult. - chomp by carl hiaasen; in the Florida everglades, a young boy and his animal trainer father are commissioned to help film a survivalist tv show. Middle Grade. - revelator by daryl gregory; set in the 1930s/40s Tennessee, a moonshiner raised by a cult has to return and face the monstrous being her family worships. Adult.

wilamena: - the black witch by laurie forest; a complex fantasy world in which rebellion foments among many beings at a magical college. YA. - island of the aunts by eva ibbotson; a fun children's fantasy where two outcasts are kidnapped by eccentric old women to help protect an island full of magical creatures. Middle Grade. - children of blood and bone by tomi adeyemi; a young woman persecuted for her powers fights to take back her home from a magic-hating tyrant. YA. - deep blue by jennifer donnelly; the underwater world of mermaids is plunged into chaos when political machinations and an ancient prophecy collide. YA. - the thirteen treasures by michelle harrison; a girl who can see fairies is sent to live with her grandma, where she uncovers secrets about her abilities. Middle Grade.

rafe: - the witch haven by sasha peyton smith; a student at a school for witches in 1911 NYC is searching for answers about her brother's murder. YA. - the bones of ruin by sarah raughley; an acrobat who cannot die joins a magical tournament held by the most powerful people in Victorian London in exchange for answers about her forgotten past. YA. - the court of miracles by kester grant; a thief forms alliances and completes impossible tasks in Paris's elaborate criminal underworld, all so she can keep her little sister safe. YA. - the gilded wolves by roshani chokshi; a tight-knit group of criminals is tasked with recovering a magical artifact capable of changing the world. YA. - the cure for dreaming by cat winters; a teen suffragette gains the ability to see people's essence after an encounter with a hypnotist. YA.

bonus, all of the above: reaper man by terry pratchett. literally everyone should read discworld, it's amazing and reaper man is my favorite. good omens by pratchett is also a gem.

[mybeautifulchristianjourney]

Doctrines of Grace - Collection of Essays

What the Bible Says About the Doctrines of Grace God's Part and Man's Part in Salvation - John Reisinger The Five Points of Calvinism – R.L. Dabney The Five Points of Calvinism – John Piper The Five Points of Calvinism - WJ Seaton The Reformaed Doctrine of Predestination by Boettner The Reformed Faith – Loraine Boettner The Reformed Faith – B.B. Warfield More Than A Calvinist – John Newton Why Can’t They See This – Tom Nettles A Defense of Calvinism – C.H. Spurgeon Calvinism Fact Sheet - Joel Barnes The Five Points of Calvinism @Monergism More articles like this....

Total Depravity Free Will – A Slave – C.H. Spurgeon Human Inability - Charles Spurgeon Man's Utter Inability to Rescue Himself - Thomas Boston The Doctrine of Total Depravity – Part I – John G Reisinger The Doctrine of Total Depravity – Part II – John G Reisinger Total Depravity – Loraine Boettner Man in His Fallen State – John Newton Decisional Regeneration - James E. Adams The Myth of Free Will - Walter Chantry Captive Hearts, Captive Church - R. C. Sproul More articles like this...

Unconditional Election Chain of Grace – John G. Reisinger The Doctrine of Election – Parts I, II & III – John G. Reisinger Election - B. B. Warfield Election - J. C. Ryle The Argument of Romans 9 – John Piper Who Chose Whom – John F. MacArthur Jr. Who Saves Whom – Michael Horton Unconditional Election - C. H. Spurgeon Election - C. H. Spurgeon Unconditional Election - Loraine Boettner Electing Love - Robert Murray McCheyne More resources like this...

Particular Redemption The Atonement –  Arthur Pink Sufficient for All? - Jim Ellis Death of Death - John Owen Was Anyone Saved at the Cross – James White For Whom Did Christ Die? - C. H. Spurgeon Particular Redemption – C.H. Spurgeon Intro to The Death of Death – J.I. Packer Llimited Atonement - Loraine Boettner Partticular Redemption - Wayne Mack The Love of God and the Intent of the Atonement - D. A. Carson More Resources on Particular Redemption...

Effectual Grace Effectual Calling and Regeneration - Martyn Lloyd-Jones Justification & Regeneration - Charles Leiter The Internal and External Call - Wilhelmus a Brakel Effectual Calling – C.H. Spurgeon The Sovereignty of God the Holy Spirit in Salvation – Arthur Pink Irresistible Grace – Jacob Moseley Preaching the Grace of the Spirit’s Calling – S. Lewis Johnson Who Can Come – Mark Webb More Resources like this...

Preservation of the Saints Can a Christian Lose His or Her Salvation? - Greg Johnson Perseverance of the Saints – Loraine Boettner Sanctification and Perseverance - Herman Bavinck Perseverance of the Saints - Wilhelmus à Brakel Perseverance of the Saints by Brian Schwertley How to Know you are a Real Christian - Jonathan Edwards More Essays like this...

Related to the Doctrines of Grace

Augustine and Pelagius – R.C. Sproul From Whitefield to Wesley – George Whitefield (Includes Wesley’s Sermon Free Grace) Ian Murray on Whitefield and Wesley The Legacy of Charles Finney – Michael Horton The Carnal Christian Doctrine – John G. Reisinger The Pelagian Captivity of the Church – R.C. Sproul The Moral Basis of Faith – Tom Wells A Simple Explanation of Monergism

[e-b-reads]

20 books challenge

Tagged by @theinquisitxor to post which books I would keep if I could only keep 20. Normally it would be tricky to choose only 20, but with the additional rules of no repeated authors or multiple books per series, I kept stalling at around 13! Here's my final answer (for today).

Let's see, I'm going to tag @agardenandlibrary, @wearethekat and @dracereads with the caveat that I'm not sure how many books you all actually have on hand! ebooks/audiobooks count as well, no picture required. Anyone else who wants to do this, consider this a tag, and show me your choices!

(list of books below the cut)

I decided to include Harper Collins titles but with a strikethrough, just to show the variety of books that fall under their imprints. Top to bottom, books are:

The Lost Prince, Frances Hodgson Burnett

The Picts and the Martyrs, Arthur Ransome

Gaudy Night, Dorothy Sayers

Good Omens, Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

Feet of Clay, Terry Pratchett (OK, I cheated a little on the repeated author rule)

Peterson Field Guide to Eastern Birds

The Midnight Folk, John Masefield

Poetry 180, Billy Collins

I Capture the Castle, Dodie Smith

Prodigal Summer, Barbara Kingsolver (would probably actually choose a diff Kingsolver book as the one-and-only, but a friend has it right now)

The Complete Sherlock Holmes, Volume II, Arthur Conan Doyle

Death and Hard Cider, Barbara Hambly

About the B'nai Bagels, E. L. Konigsburg

Tinkerbelle, Robert Manry

Grave Mistake, Ngaio Marsh (this particular volume has 3 of her books, but if forced to choose I'd go with the listed title)

Sailor Jack and the Target Ship, Selma and Jack Wasserman (a sentimental keep: a preschool favorite)

Dragonhaven, Robin McKinley

The Merlin Conspiracy, Diana Wynne Jones

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, C. S. Lewis

The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson

[hobo-rg]

i want to add something specifically to this bit

#applying rules used for teletubbies to all media is uhhh a lot? #you are supposed to be 13+ for this shit #at that age you are expected to know not to recreate everything in fiction [...] #5 year olds both shouldn't be reading your fanfic and probably can't

because i was one of those kids who was reading way way above my grade level at age five and i bet a lot of you were too

not fanfic, this was the 1980s, it existed but the only way i'd've seen any is if my parents had subscribed to fanzines, which they didn't -- but, at age five, i was devouring books that would now be categorized as "YA": Roald Dahl, Robert Heinlein, Diana Wynne Jones, John D. Fitzgerald, E. Nesbit, and these are just the names i remember. by age 8, i had gone past the YA and into the adult fiction: Jules Verne, Robert Louis Stephenson, JRR Tolkien, Charles Dickens, C. S. Lewis, Ursula LeGuin.

i don't recall much in the way of sex, but there was plenty of violence and death and tragedy and psychological fuckeduppedness.

all the things in these books that an adult would say i was "too young for"? yeah, i was too young for those things and what that meant was i mostly didn't notice them and when i did i wasn't interested. all the darkest stuff in 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, for instance, where it gets into Captain Nemo's backstory with the British Empire, i skipped that at age 8 because it was boring and i didn't care i wanted to get back to exploring the undersea. and then i reread it in college and it was as if i'd never read it before, i'd missed so much of what was going on.

if i'd somehow gotten my hands on some K/S before i was old enough to care about romance and sex, i woulda skipped all the kissy bits and not even noticed the innuendo in the innuendo-laden senior officers' meeting scenes.

point being, if there's someone who, in your opinion as the author, is too young to be reading your psychological thriller or your epic tragedy or your smut, but they're reading it anyway? it's probably fine. they are getting out of it what they are mentally capable of getting out of it, which probably doesn't include any of the stuff you're worried about, and if they didn't like it they would quit reading.

(i did try to emulate something inadvisable: i read Daniel Pinkwater's The Snarkout Boys and i tried to Snark Out. by which i mean i set an alarm clock to wake myself up at one in the morning and then, as there was no all-night movie theater within walking distance of my parents' house in suburban Los Angeles, i sat up in bed and read more books. i'm guessing i was 10 at the time. by way of comparison the kids in The Snarkout Boys are in high school and they're living in Chicago where there are all-night buses to get you to the all-night movie theater and back. anyway after only a few nights of this i was too tired to sit up in bed and read when the alarm went off and i stopped doing it.)

People know that the whole "don't portray [harmful action] because viewers might recreate it" thing is a rule for children's shows right? It's supposed to be shit like "don't show peppa pig playing with fire so we don't get sued if a kid watches it and burns their house down." Not like, fanfiction for adults.

[itsrattysworld]

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[alexlacquemanne]

Décembre MMXXIII

Films

Chef (2014) de Jon Favreau avec Scarlett Johansson, Jon Favreau, Sofía Vergara, Emjay Anthony, John Leguizamo, Robert Downey Jr. et Dustin Hoffman

Y a-t-il un flic pour sauver Hollywood ? (The Naked gun 33⅓: The Final Insult) (1994) de Peter Segal avec Leslie Nielsen, Priscilla Presley, George Kennedy, Fred Ward, O. J. Simpson, Anna Nicole Smith, Kathleen Freeman, Ellen Greene et Ed Williams

Quai des Orfèvres (1947) de Henri-Georges Clouzot avec Louis Jouvet, Simone Renant, Bernard Blier, Suzy Delair, Pierre Larquey, Claudine Dupuis, Henri Arius, Charles Blavette, René Blancard et Robert Dalban

Maintenant, on l'appelle Plata (…più forte ragazzi!) (1972) de Giuseppe Colizzi avec Terence Hill, Bud Spencer, Cyril Cusack, Reinhard Kolldehoff, Riccardo Pizzuti, Ferdinando Murolo et Marcello Verziera

Moi, Michel G., milliardaire, maître du monde (2011) de Stéphane Kazandjian avec François-Xavier Demaison, Laurent Lafitte, Laurence Arné, Xavier de Guillebon, Guy Bedos, Patrick Bouchitey e Alain Doutey

Noël blanc (White Christmas) (1954) de Michael Curtiz avec Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, Rosemary Clooney, Vera Ellen, Dean Jagger, Mary Wickes et John Bascia

Rendez-vous avec la mort (Appointment with Death) (1988) de Michael Winner avec Peter Ustinov, Lauren Bacall, Carrie Fisher, John Gielgud, Piper Laurie, Hayley Mills, Jenny Seagrove et David Soul

Bridget Jones : L’Âge de raison (Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason) (2004) de Beeban Kidron avec Renée Zellweger, Colin Firth, Hugh Grant, Gemma Jones, Jim Broadbent, Jacinda Barrett, Shirley Henderson et Sally Phillips

Les Trois Mousquetaires : Milady (2023) de Martin Bourboulon avec François Civil, Vincent Cassel, Romain Duris, Pio Marmaï, Eva Green, Lyna Khoudri et Louis Garrel

Y a-t-il un flic pour sauver le président ? (1991) (The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear) de David Zucker avec Leslie Nielsen, Priscilla Presley, George Kennedy, O. J. Simpson, Robert Goulet, Richard Griffiths, Anthony James et Jacqueline Brookes

Wallace et Gromit : Le Mystère du lapin-garou (Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit) (2005) de Nick Park et Steve Box avec Jean-Loup Horwitz, Jeanne Savary, Philippe Catoire, Frédérique Cantrel, Patrick Messe et Mireille Delcroix

Rivière sans retour (River of No Return) (1954) de Otto Preminger avec Robert Mitchum, Marilyn Monroe, Rory Calhoun, Tommy Rettig, Murvyn Vye et Douglas Spencer

L'Ange de Noël (Christmas Magic) (2011) de John Bradshaw avec Lindy Booth, Paul McGillion, Derek McGrath, Kiara Glasco, Teresa Pavlinek et Tricia Braun

Joyeux Noël (2005) de Christian Carion avec Benno Fürmann, Guillaume Canet, Diane Kruger, Gary Lewis, Daniel Brühl, Dany Boon, Lucas Belvaux, Bernard Le Coq et Alex Ferns

L'Assassinat du père Noël (1941) de Christian-Jaque avec Harry Baur, Raymond Rouleau, Renée Faure, Marie-Hélène Dasté, Robert Le Vigan, Fernand Ledoux et Jean Brochard

Danse avec les loups (Dances with Wolves) (1990) de et avec Kevin Costner ainsi que Mary McDonnell, Graham Greene, Rodney A. Grant, Floyd Westerman, Jimmy Herman, Nathan Lee, Tantoo Cardinal et Wes Studi

Noël en trois actes (Christmas Encore) (2017) de Bradley Walsh avec Maggie Lawson, Brennan Elliott, Art Hindle, Tracey Hoyt, Mercedes de la Zerda, Mika Amonsen, Sherry Miller, Sabryn Rock, David Tompa et Erin Agostino

La Souffleuse de verre (Die Glasbläserin) (2016) de Christiane Balthasar avec Luise Heyer, Maria Ehrich, Franz Dinda, Dirk Borchardt, Robert Gwisdek, Max Hopp et Ute Willing

Le père Noël est une ordure (1982) de Jean-Marie Poiré avec Anémone, Thierry Lhermitte, Gérard Jugnot, Marie-Anne Chazel, Christian Clavier, Josiane Balasko et Bruno Moynot

Le Lion en hiver (The Lion in Winter) (1968) de Anthony Harvey avec Peter O'Toole, Katharine Hepburn, Anthony Hopkins, John Castle, Nigel Terry, Timothy Dalton, Jane Merrow et Nigel Stock

Les Mystères de Paris (1962) d'André Hunebelle avec Jean Marais, Raymond Pellegrin, Jill Haworth, Dany Robin, Pierre Mondy, Georges Chamarat, Noël Roquevert et Jean Le Poulain

Derrick contre Superman (1992) de Michel Hazanavicius et Dominique Mézerette avec Patrick Burgel et Évelyne Grandjean

La Classe américaine : Le Grand Détournement (1993) de Michel Hazanavicius et Dominique Mézerette avec Christine Delaroche, Evelyne Grandjean, Marc Cassot, Patrick Guillemin, Raymond Loyer, Joël Martineau, Jean-Claude Montalban, Roger Rudel et Gérard Rouzier

La Grande Course autour du monde (The Great Race) (1965) de Blake Edwards avec Tony Curtis, Natalie Wood, Jack Lemmon, Peter Falk, Keenan Wynn, Arthur O'Connell, Vivian Vance et Dorothy Provine

Séries

Life on Mars Saison 1, 2

Bienvenue en 73 - La Loi selon mon boss - Le Pari - Corruption - Rouge un jour, rouge toujours - Compte à rebours - Cas de conscience - Mon père - Meurtrier en puissance - La Chasse aux ripoux - Peur sur la ville - Pièges pour jeunes femmes - Kidnapping - Héroïne - Recherche du coupable - La Promesse

Doctor Who

La Créature Stellaire - Wild Blue Yonder - Aux confins de l'univers - Le Fabricant de Jouets - The Snowmen - A Christmas Carol - The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe - The Return of Doctor Mysterio - The Church on Ruby Road - Eve of the Daleks

Les Enquêtes de Vera Saison 12

À contre-courant - Un homme d'honneur - Au nom de la loi - Une soirée funeste - Marée montante

Coffre à Catch

#144 : La Draft 2009 : Les bonnes affaires du mercato ! - #145 : La ECW débarque à Londres et l'Undertaker à Strasbourg! (avec Carole) - #146 : Christian enfin champion de la ECW ! - #147 : Un coffret à Noël, ça c'est une idée !

Kaamelott Livre III

Le Jour d’Alexandre - La Cassette II - La Ronde II - Mission - La Baliste - La Baraka - La Veillée - Le Tourment III - La Potion de fécondité II - L’Attaque nocturne - La Restriction II - Les Défis de Merlin II - Saponides et Détergents - Le Justicier - La Crypte maléfique - Arthur in Love II - La Grande Bataille - La Fête de l’hiver II - Sous les verrous II - Le Vulgarisateur - Witness - Le Tribut - Le Culte secret - Le Mangonneau - La Chevalerie - Le Mauvais Augure - Raison d’argent II - Les Auditeurs libres - Le Baiser romain - L’Espion - Alone in the Dark - Le Législateur - L’Insomniaque - L’Étudiant - Le Médiateur - Le Trophée - Hollow Man - La Dispute première partie - La Dispute deuxième partie

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Gérald Thomassin : l'étrange disparition d'un coupable idéal

Top Gear

Spécial Nativité

La Voie Jackson

Episode 1 - Episode 2 - Episode 3

Meurtres au paradis

L'étrange Noël de Debbie

Spectacles

Le Muguet de Noël (2021) de Sébastien Blanc et Nicolas Poiret avec Lionnel Astier, Frédéric Bouraly, Jean-Luc Porraz et Alexie Ribes

Sinatra (1969) avec Frank Sinatra, Don Costa & son Orchestre

Le Professeur Rollin a encore quelque chose à dire (2003) de François Rollin

Alain Souchon : J'veux du live au Casino de Paris (2002)

La Bonne Planque (1964) de Michel André avec Bourvil, Pierrette Bruno, Robert Rollis, Roland Bailly, Alix Mahieux, Albert Michel et Max Desrau

André Rieu : White Christmas (2023)

Michael Bublé: Home for Christmas (2011) avec Michael Bublé, Gary Barlow, Gino D'Acampo, Dawn French et Kelly Rowland

Michael Buble's Christmas in the City (2021) avec Michael Bublé, Leon Bridges, Camila Cabello, Jimmy Fallon, Kermit the Frog, Hannah Waddingham, Dallas Grant, Jarrett Johnson, Julianna Layne et Loren Smith

Michael Bublé's 3rd Annual Christmas Special (2013) avec Michael Bublé, Mary J. Blige, Mariah Carey, Red Robinson, Jumaane Smith, Patrick Gilmore et Cookie Monster

Un fil à la patte (2005) de Georges Feydeau avec Thierry Beccaro, Marie-Ange Nardi, Valérie Maurice, Églantine Éméyé, Ève Ruggiéri, Tex, David Martin et Patrice Laffont

Vintage Getz (1983) The Stan Getz Quartet live at the Robert Mondavi Winery, Napa Valley, California avec Stan Getz, Victor Lewis, Marc Johnson et Jim McNeely

James Brown : Live at Montreux (1981)

Livres

Le seigneur des anneaux, Tome 3 : Le retour du roi de J.R.R. Tolkien

Détective Conan, Tome 18 de Gôshô Aoyama

Lucky Luke, Tome 27 : L'Alibi de Morris et Claude Guylouïs

Détective Conan, Tome 19 de Gôshô Aoyama

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Indicados ao Emmy 2023

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[smalltownfae]

Series Update:

Completed:

Realm of the Elderlings by Robin Hobb

First Law by Joe Abercrombie

Shattered Sea by Joe Abercrombie

The Queen’s Thief by Megan Whalen Turner (except short stories)

Howl’s Moving Castle trilogy by Diana Wynne Jones

The Chronicles of Prydain by Lloyd Alexander

The Greenhollow Duology by Emily Tesh

Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien

Xenogenesis/Lilith’s Brood trilogy by Octavia E. Butler

Earthseed by Octavia E. Butler

Shades of Magic by V.E. Schwab

The Poppy War by R.F. Kuang

Captive Prince by C.S. Pacat

Six of Crows duology by Leigh Bardugo

Wildwood by Juliet Marillier

O Ceptro de Aerzis by Inês Botelho

St. Clare’s by Enid Blyton

The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins

Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling

Raybearer by Jordan Ifueko

His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman

Petshop of Horrors by Matsuri Akino

Petshop of Horrors: Tokyo by Matsuri Akino

Goodnight Punpun by Asano Inio

Azumanga Daioh by Kiyohiko Azuma

Our Dreams at Dusk by Yuhki Kamatani

Demon Diary by Kara

Life by Suenobu Keiko

Pandora Hearts by Jun Mochizuki

Kaze to Ki no Uta (The Poem of Wind and Trees) by Keiko Takemiya

Pluto by Naoki Urasawa

Monster by Naoki Urasawa

20th Century Boys by Naoki Urasawa

Yuureitou by Taro Nogizaka

Ibitsu by Haruto Ryo

Death Note by Tsugumi Ohba

Fruits Basket by Natsuki Takaya

Butsu Zone by Hiroyuki Takei

Shaman King by Hiroyuki Takei

Paradise Kiss by Ai Yazawa

Doubt by Yoshiki Tonogai

Locke & Key by Joe Hill

Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Watterson

Gentleman Bastards by Scott Lynch (waiting)

The Singing Hills Cycle by Nghi Vo (waiting)

Iron Widow by Ziran Jay Zhao (waiting)

In progress:

Nightrunner by Lynn Flewelling

Sevenwaters by Juliet Marillier

Discworld by Terry Pratchett

The Chronicles of Tornor by Elizabeth A. Lynn

Earthsea Cycle by Ursula K. Le Guin

Hainish Cycle by Ursula K. Le Guin

The Broken Earth by N.K. Jemisin

Graceling Realm by Kristin Cashore

Dark is Rising by Susan Cooper

The Radiant Emperor by Shelley Parker-Chan

The Lymond Chronicles by Dorothy Dunnet

Alexander the Great by Mary Renault

Hercule Poirot by Agatha Christie

Miss Marple by Agatha Christie

Malazan Book of the Fallen by Steven Erikson

Chocolat by Joanne Harris

Chrestomanci by Diana Wynne Jones

Riverside by Ellen Kushner

The Green Bone Saga by Fonda Lee

Montague Siblings by Mackenzi Lee

Ripley by Patricia Highsmith

Riddle-Master by Patricia A. McKillip

The Winnowing Flame by Jen Williams

Enchanted Forest Chronicles by Patricia C. Wrede

Tensorate by Neon Yang

Yotsuba&! by Kiyohiko Azuma

The Case Study of Vanitas by Jun Mochizuki

DNF:

The Cemeteries of Amalo by Katherine Addison

Eagle and Jaguar by Isabel Allende

The Memoirs of Lady Trent by Marie Brennan

The Books of Babel by Josiah Bancroft

Monk & Robot by Becky Chambers

The Maze Runner by James Dashner

Sherlock Holmes by Arthur Conan Doyle

The Sandman by Neil Gaiman

Rizzoli & Isles by Tess Gerritsen

Fairy Oak by Elisabetta Gnone

New Hercule Poirot Mysteries by Sophie Hannah

Rebel Belle by Rachel Hawkins

The Brown Sisters by Talia Hibbert

The Queen of the Tearling by Erika Johansen

The Dark Tower by Stephen King

Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy

The Broken Empire by Mark Lawrence

Book of the Ancestor by Mark Lawrence

Kenzie & Gennaro by Denis Lehane

Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis

Wayward Children by Seanan McGuire

Anne of Green Gables by L.M. Montgomery

Binti by Nnedi Okorafor

Miss Peregrine’s Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs

Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan

Divergent by Veronica Roth

The Kingkiller Chronicles by Patrick Rothfuss

Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson

The Witcher by Andrzej Sapkowski

London Highwaymen by Cat Sebastian

A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket

The Raven Cycle by Maggie Stiefvater

The Riyria Revelations by Michael J. Sullivan

The Golem and the Jinni by Helene Wecker

The Lion Hunters by Elizabeth Wein

The Murderbot Diaries by Martha Wells

The Walking Dead by Robert Kirkman

Monster by Marjorie Liu

Fables by Bill Willingham

The Promised Neverland by Kaiu Shirai

[nightguide]

THIS TIME, WEALTH BUYS THE CELEBRITIES OF ALL MULTIMEDIAS TO RESONATE THE TIMELINE BROKEN (BABYLON UNBROKEN):

1ST DOCTOR: ERA HAD DONE YOU TOO BADLY (AMERICAN ROYALTY TIMELINE)

SMWC: POPSTARS IN THE 80'S (MEN WHO BROKE THEIR OWN HEART)

SH: RAVEN FANS (2018-)

SH8: ONE OF SELENA GOMEZ FANS THAT ACTUALLY HATES SG FOR A REASON

2ND DOCTOR: EVENTUALLY YOU'RE THE DEAD ONE NOW (BAD AMERICAN EVIL)

SMWC: MADE LINNA XIX FUCKED UP (DnD (SANDLER DIVISION) REVELATIONS ABOUT YOU: IN HIS MOVIES PAST (PIZZAGATE)

SH: GLEE CAST (MINUS MERCEDES JONES)

SH8: HUMANITY IF THE SCREEN HITS YOU (EXTRA'S GET THE HIT)

3RD DOCTOR: VAN HELSING (HUGH JACKMAN REGENERATES)

SMWC: YOU MET EITHER BOTH OF THEM SEPERATELY (REAL TIME CONVERSATION AND IS PERSONAL ON THEIR TIMELINE: NORMIES INCLUDED)

SH: FAMILY MEMBERS OF BOTH RIAZ AND JACKMAN

SH8: REASONABLE JUDGEMENT DAY STORYLINE IMPACTING CAREERS OF CURRENT CELEBRITIES THAT DISTURBED THEIR 'SLEEP' (NORMIES SURVIVE TIL FACE MEETS THEM) (OUTSTANDING IMPACT ON THEIR SOCIAL HEALTH BIAS VOLUNTEERED THEM UPFRONT PROMETHEUS RETRIBUTIONS ARC)

4TH DOCTOR: SARAH JANE ADVENTURES GOING PROMETHEUS

SMWC: GRACIE FILMS TREEHOUSE OF HORRORS XVII (DEMI LOVATO KEPT YOU QUIET FOR THAT REASON: WILL SMITH, DEMI MOORE AND JAKE T. AUSTIN KNOWS A GUY GETS TO BE THE GOOD GUY THERE FOR THEM TO TAKE AWAY THE 50'S IN 2050)

SH: LOVATICS GETTING INTO AUSCHWITZ (LINNA RIAZ ESCAPED HISTORY TO BECOME THE DOCTOR THERE IS HOW SHE TELLS HER STORY TWICE): DEMI LOVATO HATED MUSLIM WOMEN OF THE MENTAL AURA OF THAT OF WHAT BORIS JOHNSON SPOKE DURING HIS TIME OF PM

SH8: 5TH DOCTOR'S MASTER RETURNS (5TH DOCTOR RETURNS IN THAT ORDER PROPERLY COMMUNICATED TO THE VIEWER)

5TH DOCTOR: BABYLON UNBROKEN (HOLY CITY OF MAKKAH IN DENIAL: SIGNS OF JUDGEMENT DAY)

SMWC: LINNA'S FAMILY PART OF THE NEW SPECTRUM WAVE (GRANDDAUGHTER OF THE DOCTOR REVEALED IN REAL TIME)

SH: MATT SMITH GOING DENIAL ABOUT HIS ROLE

SH8: JEHOVAH'S WITNESS COMPLEX GONE TO PUSHING DAISIES

6TH DOCTOR: THE HANDMAID'S TALE (MARGARET ATTWOOD) PROJECT BY THE ONE AND ONLY SUSAN LEWIS (DEMAGORGON)

SMWC: TRAIN (MUSICIAN) IN STRANGER THINGS CAST ACTUALLY REVEALED

SH: LINNA

SH8: THE DEATH OF (FALLEN: LAUREN KATE TAKES PLACE)

7TH DOCTOR: ROGUE

SMWC: ACE VENTURA (CARREY'S HARKNESS)

SH: MINDHUNTER: GLEE

SH8: THE LEGEND OF SUNDAY TIMELINE IN COMPLETION

8TH DOCTOR: ATKINSON CONTINUUM

SMWC: MR BEAN GETS A NEW REGENERATIVE ARC ON CAMERA (ACTUALLY THE REASON WHY NOW RICHARD E. GRANT GETS A NEW TIMELINE AFTER McGANN'S (8TH DOCTOR'S MASTER) NOW FORGETS THE REASON WHY HARBINGER'S EXISTED (THE BIRTH OF PERSEPHONE)

SH: LINNA'S PERIOD OF EVANGELLION (HOLLYWOOD UNBROKEN TIMELINE ET. CENTRA XV)

SH8: LINNA XIX REIGN

9TH DOCTOR: MINDHUNTER

SMWC: END OF RAVEN (5TH MARCH)

SH: MATT SMITH IN DIALYSIS SHOCK (INTUITIVE SONG SYNDROME)

SH8: JEFF BUCKLEY REBIRTH (PUPPROPHECY: STRANGER THINGS)

10TH DOCTOR: DONNA NOBLE

SMWC: FUNERAL OF A KING WHO NEVER LIVED

SH: BLEEDING (DOCUMENTARY)

SH8: REEVESNIAN BRITAIN

11TH DOCTOR: BLUE AGE GUERNICA

SMWC: HALESOWEN WORLD OF HEARTBREAK (AFTERLIFE)

SH: NEW LONDON

SH8: JEREMY SHADA

12TH DOCTOR: AMERICAN BEAUTY

SMWC: EVAN NATHANIEL GRIMM (THE ENDING)

SH: THE REQUIEM OF JENNA FOX (CLARA)

SH8: QUEEN VICTORIA

13TH DOCTOR: GENESIS

SMWC: MONARCH (COMING OF AGE CELEBRITIES: BOWIES PARADOX)

SH: LABRINTH (JENNIFER CONNELY'S BEGINNING)

SH8: DEAD CENTRE (THE NEW WORLD ORDER)

14TH DOCTOR: GALLIFREY

SMWC: PUSHING DAISIES

SH: SOMEBODY CITY

SH8: SOLAR BIOLOGY: ACE

15TH DOCTOR: GILDED AGE

SMWC: ERIC CROSS BROOKS (BLADE) IS NOT THE DOCTOR

SH: MOROCCO

SH8: DAMN THE DAME (SNOOKS BROADWAY)

16TH DOCTOR: PEN

SMWC: SABRA

SH: DETAILS (SONGWRITERS GUILD)

SH8: CRIMINAL MINDS (CAST OF CRIMINAL MINDS JOINS IN ON GUBLER'S HADES FEATS)

17TH DOCTOR: WONDERLAND FIRE

SMWC: CELEBRITIES IN LEGO HOLIDAY (HATE TRAIN DEFAMES THE PEN NOW)

SH: PETER PAN (FANTASY CHARACTERS OF POPULAR RIDDEN STORIES IN ARAMAIC (BROADWAY) ARE IN THE WRITERS COLLABORATION FOR THE ARC MADE MY TOM CARLISLE WALKER)

SH8: WIZARD OF OZ (THE RETURN OF JUDY GARLAND: KANSAS IS BROKEN (NEW US)

18TH DOCTOR: WET NAKED STAR

SMWC: MARVEL (GAIMAN'S DEATH)

SH: DC (HOMO-DEUS)

SH8: THE WONDER WORLD OF LINNA RIAZ (THE NEW DOCTOR OF EARTH 88)

19TH DOCTOR: DEATH OF A 7 MONTH PREMATURE BABY

SMWC: ACTORS OVER 80 JOIN IN ON THE HATE PARADE TO REVIVE HOMO-PROMETHEUS (CITADEL OF HEX SABRA)

SH: THE FALL (MOVIE CONQUEST)

SH8: SHADA (TAROT CITY)

Hannah Montana: the actual reality of it and the beginning of Jackson Rod Stewart (now you know: canon reality)

SEASON 3 EPISODE 22 (HANNAH MONTANA)

THE BEGINNING OF THE END IS GOING HOME TO REALISE ALL YOUR SITUATION CHARACTERS ELSEWHERE HAVE A DREAM, OR THAT IS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN DAYDREAMING FOR TOO LONG THAT YOU 'NEVER LIVED' THAT YOU HAVE A DREAM OUTSIDE AND BEYOND YOUR WORLDS TO BELIEVE IN A 'SOLUTION THEORY' THAT ASCENDS YOU ELSEWHERE IN THOUGHT THAT EVEN ARGUMENTS OVER RELIGION GOT YOU FINDING YOURSELF THAT THE 'LITTLE BROTHER' OWNED IT ALL BUT YOU HATED REALITY LONG ENOUGH TO DAY DREAM BUT YOUR PARENTS HATED YOU ENOUGH THAT YOU WERE NOW IN A CITY OF YOUR OWN DIMENSION (LIFE) BUT YOU GOT OUT OF YOUR EMO PHASE AND GONE INTO CHILDHOOD (LIKE BENJAMIN BUTTON AND TOM HANKS MOVIES MADE YOU AND THAT IS LIKE, IT)

OKAY, BEGIN AGAIN I KNOW MY FAULTS TO CHOOSE:

SO I EXPECT A NATION OF SQUIBS (CATCH MY REFERENCES IF YOU WANT TO LIVE):

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS 'REVENGE POINTS' YOU MAKE UP THE IDEATION FOR A SOCIAL SOLUTION, NOT PETTY CRIMES AGAINST LIGHT:

DETENTION VAGINAS: LOOK AT MY BOUNDARIES AND WEEP

(ALSO IN DUMBASS SUBTITLES)

ENG: PROBLEMS THAT ARE SOLVED, OR SOON WILL BE:

DMBSS: WHAT YOU COULD HAVE DONE:

ENG: HOW DO SINGLE NEURONS COMPUTE?

DONT ACT LIKE A MADMAN WITH A BLUE BOX ALL THE TIME

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

TODAY IS GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY IN YOUR SOCIETY (FANDOM, LOCAL AREA OF A PERSON YOU KNEW, PEOPLE YOUR AGE THAT HAD IT BADLY)

DMBSS: TRY ME BITCH

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO IT

MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME

IF I TELL YOU HOW IT WAS DONE THE FIRST TIME, YOU KNEW HOW AND WHY I GAVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE, LIKE BITCH. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, SUCK MY DICK

ENG: WHAT IS THE CONNECTOME OF A SMALL NERVOUS SYSTEM, LIKE THAT OF CAENORHABDITIS ELEGANS (300 NEURONS)?

EVERYTHING IS YOURS IF YOU THINK OF IT LIKE YOU ARE TO YOUR WORLD IF NOW PLUSH BEINGS (STUFFED CREATURES IN FLUFF AREAS TO YOU) WERE TO INHABIT IT THE FIRST TIME

YOU BECOME YOUR DREAMS NATURALLY INSTINCTIVELY BUT NOTHING LESS OF BEING PRIMITIVE IS HOW YOU SEE THE WORLD ACCORDING TO THAT OF A... THEN CATER THAT, THEN

JUST MAKE IT UP AS YOU GO ALONG, YOUR FICTIONAL DREAMS ARE TRUE, JUST FOLLOW THAT

DMBSS: FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT

*BREAKS YOUR PHONE BY INSTINCT* *YOU SEE I CAN MAKE YOU DO IT EITHER WAY*

AM I A BIT... TOO IRRITATING.. FOR YOU?

I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR DREAMS, GO ON. CHALLENGE ME

ENG: HOW CAN WE IMAGE A LIVE BRAIN OF 100,000 NEURONS AT CELLULAR AND MILLISECOND RESOLUTION?

YOU BELIEVED IN ME (THE VOICE INSIDE YOUR HEAD) NOW DO THE THING

EVERYBODY IS YOUR BEST FRIEND NO MATTER WHAT, NEVER REJECT HOPE (UNLESS YOU'RE GAMBLING FOR A MUCH BETTER WORLD RESOLUTION MAGNIFIED AT A MINORITY AT A TIME PER THOUGHT (YOU WERE ONCE CLOSE TO THEM ENERGY)

THAT ONE ADVICE YOUR BODY BEEN TELLING YOU THE ENTIRE TIME: IGNORE THAT AND YOU WILL SUFFER THE HARD WAY BY CATASTROPHIC CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR OWN CITY (FANBASE) SUFFERING A DISASTER CLIMATE FATED WITH A STATUE IDEAOLOGY BASING YOUR WORKS BEING THAT OF STONE LIKE YOU WERE CREATED FOR IT (MAKING TIMEFRAMES COME AFTER FOR YOUR ADVICE LATER ON THAT YOU KNEW NOT THAT YOU WERE CAUGHT UPON (DISEASED MATERIAL TAKING AWAY THAT YOU ARE ONCE LOVED FOR THAT IS TOO HARD TO KEEP THAN RECONCILING IT AGAIN TIL MUCH LATER ALONG THE TIMELINES, KEEP THAT IN MIND AND IN THE CLEAR)

DMBSS: YOU DONE FCKED UP AND YOU KNEW IT AND YOU BELIEVE ME YOU GOT ASSASSINS READY AT YOUR KEEP (YOU WANTED TO LIVE HEAVY METAL DEPRESSION, OKAY. BE ME)

DIE

LIVE MY LIFE (VOICES OF RAGS)

I DONT LIKE YOU (SOCIETY DOES NOT TOO BUT BE OKAY WITH THAT + INFINITY) COUNT YOUR DAYS LOVATO

ENG: HOW DOES SENSORY TRANSDUCTION WORK?

YOU BELIEVED MY WORDS AND EVIDENCE THAT COULD NOT HAVE DRIVEN THE SCENES ELSEWHERE, LIKE YOU KNEW THE TV DEMOGRAPHIC COULD HAVE BEEN FOR ELSEWHERE AS LONG AS 'THAT' AND NOW YOU GOT EVERYBODY AGAINST YOU, YOU DONT LIVE ANOTHER SECOND IN FORCING A SOCIAL ATMOSPHERE FOR YOU IF YOU PEOPLE PLEASE, SO IT WAS YOUR LIFE I ATE UP (PRINCESS DIANA MOTIVE) SO IF FOR ANYTHING THAT WAS HEAVILY INSPIRING, YOU WOULD HAVE ADORED HER TO MAKE YOU, THATS WHY. NOW WHAT WOULD SHE DO IF SHE WAS YOU?

TELL A LIE TO SAVE A LIFE

DONT TRY, HATE THE WORD 'TRY' TO FORGET YOUR PAST, HEROES ARE MADE ETERNALLY FORGIVING

DMBSS: FUCK YOU. (LEAVES YOU FOR THE DEAD)

ITS NOT YOU ANYMORE, REALLY. I AM NOT HARD ON ANYBODY BUT YOU

YOU KNEW YOUR ENEMIES AND THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO ELIMINATE ODDS AGAINST PROMETHEUS (GRITTY GUTTY PSYCHO-GORE ENDING TO YOUR UNIVERSE YOU LET DIE)

LORE OLYMPUS

ENG: PROBLEMS THAT WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SOLVE IN THE NEXT 50 YEARS

DMBSS: THE COMMON FUCKING OBVIOUS

ENG: HOW DO CIRCUIT OF NEURONS COMPUTE?

EVERYTHING IS MADE UP, SO THERE IS SENSE IS BEAUTY AND BEAUTY IN SENSE, THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT CONTROLLING IMAGINATION (ONE'S WONDER IS ONE'S DAY OF REST)

YOU CARE, AS YOU SHOULD BUT THERE IS......

NO ONE DIES

DMBSS: FIND WALLY

RED AND WHITE STRIPY HAT AND SHIRT, BIG AND ROUND GLASSES, ALWAYS THE FUCKING HARDEST ONE TO FIND BUT NOBODY CATCHES IS EXCEPT THE VIEWER

I DONT CARE ABOUT WALLY

WE CALL IT 'WALDO' IN THE UNITED STATES (FUCKING THE TOURIST FOR 'SUGGESTIONS')

ENG: WHAT IS THE COMPLETE CONNECTOME OF THE MOUSE BRAIN (70,000,000 NEURONS)?

YOUR EMOTIONS ARE PEOPLE, DONT BE AFRAID TO TELL THEM WHAT YOU GOT INSIDE OF YOUR LITTLE HEAD THAT IS BULB TO MANY PEOPLE

DONT WEAR TOO MUCH OR TOO LITTLE IF THAT MEANT SEX WAS NOT ACTUALLY AN OPTION (YOU'RE SINGLE AND VIRGIN FOREVER, DEAL WITH THAT OR THE LIKES OF MY BIG ASS BRAIN WILL OVERSHADOW YOU LIKE RACHEL BERRY SACRIFICED HER MONOLOGUES ON GLEE, I STILL HATE THE BITCH BUT IM OKAY CUZ I GOT JESSE ST. DICK FOR FREE (HEHE)

LIKE UR HUSBAND WILL SEE YOU WEARING THAT SHIT ON YOUR FACE FOR FREE, HECK YOU FEEL NAKED ALSO, HECK YOU FEEL LIKE YOU GOT A VAGINA OUT OF NOWHERE, WELCOME TO MOTHER PHYSICS NOW GO BACK TO HER AND GET TO WORK

DMBSS: WHY ARE U IN MY HOME (AUTISTICS HQ)

GET THE FUCK OUT

WHY? *EXPECTS AN EASY SOLUTION CUZ THEY THE ONES WHO GOT THE OCD IN THE OCD OUT OF ADHD*

*EYEBALLS THE OBVIOUS CUNT MAGICIAN IN THE ROOM* YOU CANNOT MAKE ME DO YOU LIKE THAT

ENG: HOW CAN WE IMAGE A LIVE MOUSE BRAIN AT CELLULAR AND MILLISECOND RESOLUTION?

YOU DONT

MAKE YOUR BED NOW

GET BACK TO WORK

DMBSS: LIVE IT TO GOD

FGJONVRY OEYRVNERINERI

GH GHRIGOIERIORVIN

SIYR8C9ITOLDYOUSO

ENG: WHAT CAUSES PSYCHIATRIC AND NEUROLOGICAL ILLNESS?

WHY IS SHE *SLAPPED BY VAN HELSING HIMSELF*

*HATES THE MINORITY'S WAY OF LIFE*

*IS THE MINORITY THEMSELF*

DMBSS: SHAITAAN (RA)

DICK

*JUDGES YOUR APPEARANCE TO -ACTUAL REALITY- (MINORITY REFLECTS BACK AT THE TRUTHFUL VERSION OF THEMSELVES A LONG WHILE AFTER BECOMING FAMOUS 'FOR THEM')

PERSON OF THAT BACKGROUND BECOMES THEM TO REJECT THE OBVIOUS LEADING QUO TO BE THEMSELVES IN A TV SHOW ROYALLY REJECTING YOUR V-CARD

ENG: HOW DO LEARNING AND MEMORY WORK?

JUST SAY 'IM BAD AT BEING MYSELF' AND GIVE IT ALL TO THEM WITHOUT YOU BEING 'WHOYOUTHOUGHT' BUT ITS THEIR DREAM, THEY BET YOU NOW AT BREATHING???????? NOW.... YOU SUCK AT.... LIFE-ING?????????????? WHO... ARE YOU?????????????????

.... YOU'RE MUSLIM NOW.... CONGRATULATIONS FOR MAKING YOUR LIFE A TERRIBLE SOLUTION PROMISE TO SOMEBODY ELSE WHO NEVER LIVED IT

WAS IT YOU WHO NEVER LIKED SELENA GOMEZ CUZ OF THAT?????????? -THE OBVIOUS REASON WHY SHE CANNOT SING CUZ SOMEONE WAS THE SAME-

DMBSS: *DAVID TENNANT IS THE ONLY ACTOR WHO STARES AT YOU UP AND DOWN BECAUSE -HE IS THAT GUY WHO RULED BRITISH TV BY HIS MASOCHISTIC APPEARANCE THAT HAD A COLD RESONANT EFFECT TO AMERICAN FANS OF THE SHOW DESPITE BEING OR NOT A VIRGIN TO DOCTOR WHO IN GENERAL; BECAUSE HE IS SEXY AS HELL-*

HE DOESN'T LIKE TO FUCK YOU (YOU TRAINED YOUR BODY FOR NOTHING)

HE CARES NOTHING BUT A CERTAIN RIVER WHO TOOK THE NAME FOR PALESTINE INSTEAD (YOUR VICTIMHOOD BOOHOO DOESNT COUNT)

I HATE YOU INFINITY IS IN YOUR BLOOD ROUTING TO A HERO RESURGENCE BUT THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT BUT WATCH HE- AND ITS NOT YOU, SO QUIT YOUR DAYDREAMS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE BEFORE SHE RAPES YOUR THINKING FOR FREE TREASURE (SHUTTHEFUCKUP)

ENG: WHY DO WE SLEEP AND DREAM?

I HATE YOU (BEATEN BY GOD AT MENTAL CHESS)

YOU TOO PHAT (YOUR GOOGLE IMAGES IS ME LOOKING AT YOU, LIKE GLARY LOOK IS WHY YOU CAN'T THINK, I SABOTAGED YOUR DREAMS, BRO)

TRY AS MUCH AS YOU WANT WITH FREE TIME (I GOT YOUR MAGNETIC PUSSY RIGHT HERE)

DMBSS: STICK IT TO THE (RA) ME YOU AHMEDI, WHY I OUGHTTA

YOU DEVIL (AND YOU KNEW)

BASTARD BITCH COCK (YOUR MOM DOING IT FOR YOU FOR 'fReE pAy')

RIVER IS AN ORPHAN SO YOU CAN'T CHAINSAW MASSACRE YOUR PARENTS FOR A FREE ROLE

ENG: HOW DO WE MAKE DECISIONS?

BE OPEN ON YOUR SOCIALS, ALLAHUAKBAR BITCH

QUIT YOUR WHINY PHASE ON YOUR DISCOGRAPHY SEASONS AND TELL EVERYBODY YOU'RE OKAY IN BEING GAY

MAKE IT UP AS YOU GO ALONG, STOP USING YOUR FANS FOR FREE SEX AND TELL YOUR MOTHER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER FFS

DMBSS: ALLAHUAKBAR IS MY MOTHER, DID YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I EARNED (AND ITS YOU RIGHT BACK TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT PAYING THE POOR 'DAJJAL COINS' FOR FREE AILMENT CURES WHEN YOU KNEW *BITCH SLAPPED BY SCIENCE IN REAL TIME PHYSICS*

DISEASE (UR THEIR FATHER NOW)

ASTAGHHHPHIRLLAHH (AND YOU'RE THE SHAITAAN IN THEIR LIFETIME)

*IN MOCK PASHTUN ACCENT* wHo IZZ ThiZZss DEmI LOFVATU aNdd wHy ISZZSHE makING ME CHAppATI AT 3Am, *in resonant high pitch frequencies* HmMM?

ENG: HOW DOES THE BRAIN REPRESENT ABSTRACT IDEAS?

DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO YOURSELF, CUZ THE NEURO-DIVERGENT COMMUNITIES DO IT TO MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL AT HOME, BUT YOU KNEW THE LATTER WAS NOT TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT THEM (PLATFORMED SOCIAL STATUS PIGS) AND NOW YOU COMMITTED RADAR JEALOUSY OVER WHO YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN WITH (THEIR WORRY)

IF YOU DO, ONE OF THEM LIKED YOU. ACCEPT THAT AND TAKE IT TO THE GRAVE

MAKE SURE YOU GIVE THEM ENOUGH IDENTITY DIALYSIS TO ENSURE THEIR COMFORT STAYS WITH YOU SINCE YOU LEAVE AFTER ONE EMBARRASSING 'OOOPS'

DMBSS: DMBSS

YOU MADE IT THEIR LIFE TO BE YOUR LIFE AND NOW YOU MADE IT YOUR LIFE TO BE THEIR... WHATEVER, THEY'LL GROW ON THEIR OWN TO THEM BEING BETTER THAN YOU THAN A CERTAIN DAY YOU STUBBED YOUR PINKY TOE AGAINST A WOODEN TABLE AND SPONGEBOB FLIPPED A NERVE IN SWEARING IN AQUATIC SEALIFE TO THEM MIDDLE FINGER GOD ALLAHUFUCKYOU BACK AT YOUR DISCOGRAPHY PHYSICS (THEY ARE YOU BUT HATED YOUR GUTS THE SAME WAY A GOMEZ ADAMS WILL GLADLY BE EATEN ALIVE BY A GIRL BAND SHE BELONGS TO FORYOURBULLSHIT TO BE KNOWN LIVE ON TV: YOU'RE UNO FILES NOW)

YOU NEVER WERE THERE IN THEIR LIVES (DADDY ISSUES LIVE ON CAMERA)

PAKISTANI MEN, YOU'RE INTO PAKISTANI MEN YOU UGLY TWOHT

ENG: PROBLEMS THAT WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SOLVE, BUT WHO KNOWS WHEN:

DMBSS: YEAH, NOW WHAT. (PEGG AND FROST STORYLINE NOW)

ENG: HOW DOES THE MOUSE BRAIN COMPUTE?

PLUTO SAGITTARIUS

MARS INQUISITIVE

CHANDLER BING DENIAL

DMBSS: DICK HEAD ASS FUCK EOUGUH UEIN YW OIEF EGFUYGCFU

DAJJAL!?

I DONT FUCKING THINSKSO

*ACTUALLY THE REPRESSED GAY ONE IN THE ROOM*

ENG: WHAT IS THE COMPLETE CONNECTOME OF THE HUMAN BRAIN (80,000,000,000 NEURONS?)

YOU DO IT (LIKE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS IS WHAT YOU ALREADY OWN)

COMPLETE HANNAH MONTANA SERIES TELLS YOU THAT

DISNEY RULES YOU BITCH

DMBSS: PRIVACY REGULATIONS

WHY DID MILEY STEWART KEEP HANNAH A SECRET FOR A LONG TIME

WHO MADE SHAPES UP TO THINK YOU WERE ANYTHING LIKE ONE, LIKE WHAT DID FAME DO TO YOU THAT MADE YOU SO STALWART TO HUMAN LIFE (ALIEN RX????)

AM I... PHYSICALLY ABLE BODIED TO YOU???

ENG: HOW CAN WE IMAGE A LIVE HUMAN BRAIN AT CELLULAR AND MILLISECOND RESOLUTION?

YOUTUBE

WATCH IT

OOO PRETTY

DMBSS: WHYWOW

RICK MORANIS IN HIS GLORY: https://www.google.com/search?q=rick+moranis+little+shop+of+horrors&sca_esv=889186a06300c33d&sxsrf=ADLYWIJZ23wmXs5EWzWEiuLoUfx3b0RY2w%3A1731189051202&ei=O9kvZ-H6C9-B9u8P1NiCmQI&gs_ssp=eJzj4tTP1TewTK7INTFg9FIuykzOVsjNL0rMyyxWyMksKclJVSjOyC9QyE9TyMgvKsovKgYAgKcQ0A&oq=rick+moranis+LITTLE&gs_lp=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-wHCAhkQABiABBixAxhGGPsBGJcFGIwFGN0E2AEBwgImEC4YgAQYlwUY3AQY3gQY4AQY9AMY8QMY9QMY9gMY9wMY-APYAQHCAgsQABiABBiGAxiKBcICCBAAGKIEGIkFmAMAiAYBkAYIugYGCAEQARgUkgcIMTEuOS42LTGgB6jZAg&sclient=gws-wiz-serp

USURPER

SIMPSONS REFERENCING YOU EVERYWHERE (HA. DACKHTAH)

ENG: HOW COULD WE CURE PSYCHIATRIC AND NEUROLOGICAL DISEASES?

HATE MEDICAL STUDENTS FOR ONE THING THAT SELENA GOMEZ CANNOT DO (WHICH IS WHY THEY GRADUATED WITH AN ITCH IN THE ROOM: THE FUCKING REASON WHY HUMANITY IS LEFT WITH ABSOLVED TRAUMA ABOUT A LITTLE SISTER BEING PROGRAMMED BY THE RUSSIANS)

YOU'RE MADE UP BUT YOU KICKED THEIR ASS FOR IT (BLAME KEANU REEVES)

YOU'RE IN CILLIAN MURPHY'S PANORAMIC COMPLEX CUZ OF HIS VAGINA - I MEAN OSCAR

DMBSS: ALL CONDOLENCES ARE TO CHRISTOPHER'S LEE, ECCLESTON AND NOLAN (THE THIRD CHRIS THAT HATED GOD TO MAKE A DOCTOR, NOW GO GET YOUR OWN)

I'M THE DOCHKTA. NOW FUCK YOU OFF WITH THAT WORLD CLASS DEGREE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU CANT FIND ANYONE LIKE ME (I DUMPED YOU)

Y U LOOKING?

CHINK

ENG: HOW COULD WE MAKE EVERYBODY'S BRAIN FUNCTION BEST?

BLACK GUYS KNOW HOW TO VIBE BUT YOU'RE THERE AT THE WRONG TIME (RACIST REVERSED)

CHINKS ARE NOW NEURO-DIVERGENTS THINKING AGAINST THE GRAIN CUZ OF THEIR OCD-HD TERMINATOR PERCEPTION ARC VALUES HUMAN TRADITIONS MORE THAN THE ECO-SYSTEM WHICH GRADUALLY PROVES THE MOVIES POINT: YOU'RE SHIT AT LIVING

PAKI'S ARE NOW THE NEW ORANGE

DMBSS: ARNIE SCHWARZENEGGER MK11 BET YOU TO IT

ENG: PROBLEMS WE MAY NEVER SOLVE

DMBSS: *TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT THE CAMERA DID NOT FIND* THAT (MOCKS YOUR WORLD IN CHINESE MOTHER DEFAULT)

ENG: HOW DOES THE BRAIN COMPUTE?

DID YOU LIKE THE VIDEOS I SENT YOU? : )

*SAD CUTE FACE* WHY DID YOU NOT RESPOND *MORE SADDER CUTER EMOJIS*

ITS OKAY I WAIT (ACTUALLY GAVE UP LIVING.... FOR THAT)

DMBSS: ...DICK AROUND AND *RAPED BY THE CAMERA*

THE SEXY HORNET AT THE BACK WANTSYAHUNI WHERE IS IT (THE DAD YOU PROBABLY KNEW FROM A NEWSPAPER OR A COIN THAT HAD HIS NAME WRITTEN ON IT)

WHEREISIT (YOUR FIRST WIFE ENERGY FROM THE SAME MAN)

WHYIOUGHTTAMAKEYOU (NOW THAT SOCIAL CLASSISIST EVERYBODY WANTS TO MAKE FUN OF BUT IS THE REASON WHY THE KID IS LEFT CUTE PLUSHY SAD AFTER A MINUTE OF HER BEING LET DOWN BY .... TV CELEBRITIES)

ENG: HOW CAN COGNITION BE SO FLEXIBLE AND GENERATIVE?

DIDYOULIE? (YOU KNEW THE FAULT IN YOUR STARS)

WHATDIDYOU*SHOWSITYOU* WHY(ACTUALREASON) AND DID YOU DO IT (STRESSED BUT MELTING FLAKE 99 ENERGY BY SUPERMAN ALL ALONG)

DAMN YOU *GETSITDONE10/10THEFIRSTTIMECORRUPTEDMAGNETENERGYBASTARDHQHEKNEWBEST(ACTUAL HERO FORGOTTEN REMEMBERED CUZ HIS PRICED JEWEL WENT ELSEWHERE ON THAT COP AND MAGNET TV SHOW JAHANNAM SHE CALLS IT)

DMBSS: YOU DO KNOW HE IS RIGHT (LOONEY TUNES PHYSICS MAKES HIM TWEETY BIRD OF THE TV SH- AND YOU KNEW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT)

JAHANNAM (YOU RESPECT HIS CULTURE)

RAMADAN (YOU LIKE THE ENERGY)

YOUR MOM IS MY BITCH (YOU'RE PROBABLY DEAD FOR NOT THINKING SOONER THAN THE LGBTQ PREROGATIVE)

ENG: HOW AND WHY DOES CONSCIOUS EXPERIENCE ARISE?

BASTARD (THE ACTUAL VIEWER)

FAT ASS (LAZY DEMOGRAPHIC)

IM GOING TO.. (YOU'D NOT DO IT BUT YOU HATE THE FAMOUS META-SLUT FOR IT)

DMBSS: SHE IS MY DAUWHORETER (DAD-KID ENERGY LATER ON THE LOVE FOR THE FAMILY BLOODLINE)

YOU BASTARD BUT IM A GOD (DAD BUT DAUGHTER GETS IT)

I AM CHILL (DAJJAL ENERGY ELSEWHERE BUT AT LEAST THE CAMERA (HUSBAND) LOVES HER)

I AM YOU (KILLS YOUR CONFIDENCE TO LET DAD LIVE ON (MOM ASKING YOU FOR HELLP)

ENG: META QUESTIONS

DMBSS: KEANU REEVES IS NOW A RETARD

ENG: WHAT COUNTS AS AN EXPLANATION OF HOW THE BRAIN WORKS? (AND WHICH DISCIPLINES WOULD BE NEEDED TO PROVIDE IT?)

DID I ASK YOU FOR COCAINE??????? HUH! DICKHEAD????? *SNORTS THIN AIR FOR RELAXATION METHOD*

*YOU SEE THIS* NA *IDC* I LOVE YOU INFINITY (ACTUALLY THE TV SEX GODS WHO ARE WITH THE PRIMEDIAL RIVER SONG ALL THIS TIME *I WIN TIKTOK* SHOWS YOU MY NIPPLES FOR FREE ENERGY *FUCK YOU CILLIAN MURPHY* COUSINS ADORE THAT 'STICK IT TO THE MAN H20 ENERGY THEY ALWAYS LOVED ABOUT THAT ONE RETARDED FROGGODBROTHER*

I'M GAY THIS TIME (LESBIANS SUPPORT IT)

DMBSS: YOU GOT HIM, NOW WHAT

FUCK

THAT

OUT

MILEY HAS NOW GOT A NEW CHAPTER BUT THERE IS NO IFF BUT SEEING WHAT A BABY CAN DO IN PAGE 105 IS YOU ALONE NOT FUCKING AROUND THE MEDIUMS (TV SHOW SHIT LORE HAS A MORAL COMPASS IF USED AS GHOSTS THEN SAYS EVERYTHING ABOUT THE VAMPIRE DIARIES (US TV SHOW) THAT HAD YOUR ATTENTION BECAUSE 'WITCHES DANCE' FUCK THAT)

LETS SEE HANNAH MONTANA'S POV READ PROLIFIC FILES OF MILEY STEWARTS LIFE (ACTUAL NAME)

TOTAL NEURON (BASICALLY A BULLSHITTER IN THE MIDST BUT TELLS YOU AS IT IS: NO LIE, THE MAN IS A VIRGIN): SHAPE SHIT UP MILEY

TOTAL GLIA (THATS U ALL ALONG, FUCKING LIAR): THE VIEWER DOES NOT BELIEVE YOUR JOURNEY WITH A HEMSWORTH (THOR) LIKE YOU COULD HAVE MADE IT PRETTY FUCKING BELIEVABLE THERE

OLIGODENDROCYTES (THIS U (THE SPECIAL VIEWER) ALWAYS IN HER FUCKING MIND): U DID DRUGS, GOOD FOR YOU NOW LOOK AT EVERYBODY JAYWALKING CUZ OF A SLEEPING BEAUTY (TV SHOW SPLIT SAYS U LIEEEEE)

ASTROCYTES (HER LINE ON DOCTOR WHO ENDS WITH THIS CITATION QUOTE IMAGING YOUR CAREER ALL ALONG (HER DREAM NOW)

MICROGLIA (RICH SWEET IS THE CHERRY ROSE HEAD BEING A TRAITOR IN REAL LIFE TO SAVE ASS YOU FUCKED UP AT LAST TO NEVER: YOU RADIO LIED TO EVERYBODY ABOUT TRACY BEING A GOOD GUY MERICAN TO BAD GUY BRITISH GONE GOOD, THIS IS U NOW): SAVE IT FOR THE PAPERS, SHE'S YOUR COUSIN NOW (LINNA XIX IS RELATIVE TO HOLLYWOOD FAMILY NOW CUZ HER AUTISM COST HER UP HER OWN HOME CUZ OF A DUMMY LOVATIC PANDEMIC SITUATION IN ITALY NOW (WHERE THE SHOW TAKES PLACE IS IOTA MURICAN ALL TIME BEST FRIEND (YOU COULD HAVE MARRIED FOR HEALTH SUPPORT) BACKSTABBED YOU FOR 'SOCIAL SENSING SITUATION TO 'WHERE IS MY NOHSE' BLACKMAILING A JAPANESE LINGUOAMERICAN DUOLOGY OF A JAPANESE FRONTIER BEING RESCUED FOR PANDA POLICIES (IN MY HEAD NOW, YEAH THIS IS THE ULTIMATE FAMOUS, JACKSONRODSTEWART PRSEZZTING)

GRANULE CELLS: (IM THE REASON... NOW) YOU DO REALISE... YOU HAVE LONG TERM EFFECTS FOR WHAT YOU DO THAT MAKES UP A HUMAN BODY RESTORING SOCIAL HELLFIRE THAT MAKES UP A BODY OF ONE MAN, NOW THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF NOW HONESTY COMES AT A CONCLUSION THAT YOU WERE AND ALWAYS WILL BE IF YOU HAD NOTICED IT THE FIRST TIME (SOCIAL HONESTY CATERS THE WORLD FOR ONE PERSON KNOWING YOU THAN EVERYBODY DEJECTING THE LATTER FOR A REASON): WHERE ARE YOU SMILEY STEWART???? *LOOKS FOR YOU COMICALLY*

NEWBORNS: 0-50 (SMWC): ASSHOLE RIGHT NOW IF YOU REMEMBER THIS

NEWBORNS: 0-59 (SH): YOU'RE DEAD BY THEN (NIGHTMARES IN YOUR WEALTH)

NEWBORNS: 17-95 (SH8): YOU CAN ALREADY HEAR US

FEMALES: 120 - 18 (SMWC): YOU'RE A SELENATOR

FEMALES: 49 - 84 (SH): YOU HATE TIME (ACTUALLY THE GOOD GUY)

FEMALES: 17 - 45 (SH8): I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU (LOVATICS WHO KNOWN LINNA IN HER LIFETIME)

MALES: 128 - 225 (SMWC): GLEE CAST FUGITIVES (ELSEWHERE)

MALES: 200 - MAX (SH): YOU KNEW LEE PACE

MALES: 20 (SH8): FANSONS

CEREBELLUM: 90 (SMWC): NOW, JACKSON FORGIVES YOU

CEREBELLUM: 200 (SH): HEY LINNA : )

CEREBELLUM: 5-INFINITY (SH8): OHMYGOSHITSDAVIDTENNANTONTV, I KNOW HIM (MIMICS HIS DOCTOR IN REAL TIME)

P. 176

AMPLITUDE (I HATE YOU BUT YOU'RE OKAY ANYWAY):

TOTAL NEURON: DIS BITCH (OBVIOUS BAD GUY ON TV FUCKED UP FOR WHAT)

SMWC: SAY IT TO MY FACE (NOT THE WRITER BUT YOU WHO NEVER HAD THE AUDACITY TO CAST YOURSELF IN THAT PLACE THE FIRST TIME)

SH: I TOLD YOU SO (WHY ISNT SHE MOVING: YOU CANNOT STRIP CASH HER TO A WEDDING THERE ANYWAY (YOUR DEAD COUSIN WHO NEEDS HELP)

SH8: I'M NOT IN THE MOOD (YOU WERE FAMOUS FOR THAT)

FREQUENCY (THE HELL WITH THIS *DOES IT THEMSELVES FOR THEIR JOY IN THE END*)

CEREBELLUM: WE... LOVED THAT (TV HELL NOW)

SMWC: YOU. DUMBASS (YOU LOVED ME TO DIE?????????)

SH: I KID YOU NOT (ACTUALLY THE BABY HERSELF GOT TO BE FAMOUS)

SH8: I SHIT YOU NOT I DID THIS (SHE COOKS YOUR FAVOURITE EVERYTHING BUT YOU KNEW HER AS 12 YEARS A SLAVE)

COMPLEXITY (SHIT, I DID IT AGAIN *AUNTY BRITNEY HATES YOU*)

SMWC: WELL..... WE'RE WAITING (THATS HER)

SH: SHE IS TOO GOOD (EVEN WILL SMITH HIMSELF FOUND A SHEIKH HE CAN RELATE TO IN REAL TIME; NOW THAT SAYS SOMETHING)

SH8: I GOT DAVID TENPINBALL MACHINE FOR FREE AND YOUR GRANNY HATES YOU (WHYYYYYY?. *BBC ENDING LOGO IS IN PREVIEW*)

THIS IS WHY YOU DONT WANT TO BE A LOVATIC, YOU'LL GET SHAT ON BY COST OF LIVING CRISIS IN YOUR CRISIS CUZ NOW THE TORY GOVERNMENT STOPPED WORKING FOR YOU TO CURE 'AIDS DAJJAL' NOW (TV SHOW SYNOPSIS)

I HEREBY SALUTE THE BRUNT RUNNER OF HER ALL AND THE MAJESTY DAJJAL DI MUCKHHH DI RUKSHAAA REPERTOIRE TO ALL PROBLEMATIC POSTS TO THE GUINIVERE SCANDAL OF 'THAT SLUT MOBSTER TRUCK FIRE' TO THE ONE AND ONLY MISS DELLY SCOTT HR OBE

I SALUTE MY EXPECTATIONS FROM A BLACK BOUNTY

[aaronstveit]

read in 2022

i’m starting this super late but howdy!! here is my reading thread for 2022 (inspired by a few mutuals <3) you can find my goodreads here and my askbox is always open if you have any questions about these books!

The Murder of Roger Ackroyd by Agatha Christie (★★★★★)

Crooked House by Agatha Christie (★★★★☆)

A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder by Holly Jackson (★★★☆☆)

I Am Not Your Final Girl by Claire C. Holland (★★★☆☆)

Little Fires Everywhere by Celeste Ng (★★★★★)

Final Girls by Riley Sager (★☆☆☆☆)

A Study in Charlotte by Brittany Cavallaro (★★★★★)

The Last of August by Brittany Cavallaro (★★★★☆)

The Case For Jamie by Brittany Cavallaro (★★★★☆)

Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neale Hurston (★★★★★)

A Question of Holmes by Brittany Cavallaro (★★★★★)

Under Lock & Skeleton Key by Gigi Pandian (★★☆☆☆)

The Nation Must Awake: My Witness to the Tulsa Race Massacre of 1921 by Mary E. Jones Parrish

Cherish Farrah by Bethany C. Morrow (★★★★☆)

Portrait of a Thief by Grace D. Li (★★★★★)

A Room of One’s Own by Virginia Woolf (★★★★☆)

You’ll Be the Death of Me by Karen M. McManus (★★★☆☆)

The Cousins by Karen M. McManus (★★★☆☆)

The Hobbit, or There and Back Again by J.R.R. Tolkien (★★★★★)

When No One Is Watching by Alyssa Cole (★★★★☆)

Heartstopper Volume One by Alice Oseman (★★★★☆)

Heartstopper Volume Two by Alice Oseman (★★★★☆)

The Night Shift by Alex Finlay (★★★☆☆)

Heartstopper Volume Three by Alice Oseman (★★★★☆)

To Break a Covenant by Alison Ames (★★★★☆)

The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien (★★★★☆)

Heartstopper Volume Four by Alice Oseman (★★★★★)

Dial A for Aunties by Jesse Q. Sutanto (★★★★★)

Four Aunties and a Wedding by Jesse Q. Sutanto (★★★★☆)

The Girls Are Never Gone by Sarah Glenn Marsh (★★★☆☆)

Cover Story by Susan Rigetti (★★★★☆)

On the Jellicoe Road by Melina Marchetta (★★★★☆)

Sadie by Courtney Summers (★★★★☆)

Book Lovers by Emily Henry (★★★★★)

Queen of the Tiles by Hanna Alkaf (★★★★☆)

A Thousand Mornings by Mary Oliver (★★★★☆)

My Darkest Dearest by Kayla Cottingham (★★★☆☆)

The Two Towers by J.R.R. Tolkien (★★★★☆)

Sawkill Girls by Claire Legrand (★★★★★)

Love From A to Z by S.K. Ali (★★★★★)

Our Violent Ends by Chloe Gong (★★★★★)

Some Kind of Happiness by Claire Legrand (★★★★☆)

The Secret of the Old Clock by Carolyn Keene* (★★★★☆)

The Cartographers by Peng Shepherd (★★★★☆)

The Agathas by Kathleen Glasgow and Liz Lawson (★★★★☆)

Rules for Vanishing by Kate Alice Marshall (★★★★☆)

Good Girl, Bad Blood by Holly Jackson (★★★★☆)

The Return of the King by J.R.R. Tolkien (★★★★★)

Peril at End House by Agatha Christie (★★★★☆)

Lord Edgware Dies by Agatha Christie (★★★☆☆)

The Bad Beginning by Lemony Snicket (★★★★☆)

The Reptile Room by Lemony Snicket (★★★★☆)

The Wide Window by Lemony Snicket (★★★☆☆)

The Miserable Mill by Lemony Snicket (★★★☆☆)

The Austere Academy by Lemony Snicket (★★★★☆)

The Ersatz Elevator by Lemony Snicket (★★★★☆)

The Vile Village by Lemony Snicket (★★★★☆)

The Hostile Hospital by Lemony Snicket (★★★★☆)

The Carnivorous Carnival by Lemony Snicket (★★★★☆)

The Slippery Slope by Lemony Snicket (★★★★☆)

The Grim Grotto by Lemony Snicket (★★★★☆)

The Penultimate Peril by Lemony Snicket (★★★★☆)

Ophelia After All by Racquel Marie (★★★★★)

The End by Lemony Snicket (★★★★☆)

The Final Girl Support Group by Grady Hendrix (★☆☆☆☆)

The Woman in the Library by Sulari Gentill (★★★★☆)

Murder at the Vicarage by Agatha Christie (★★★★☆)

The Obsession by Jesse Q. Sutanto (★★★★☆)

Dog Songs by Mary Oliver (★★★★★)

Finlay Donovan Is Killing It by Elle Cosimano (★★★☆☆)

Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier (★★★★★)

56 Days by Catherine Ryan Howard (★★★★☆)

The Raven Boys by Maggie Stiefvater* (★★★★★)

Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn (★★★★☆)

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll (★★★★☆)

If Not, Winter: Fragments of Sappho by Sappho (translated by Anne Carson) (★★★★★)

The Dream Thieves by Maggie Stiefvater* (★★★★★)

House of Hollow by Krystal Sutherland (★★★★☆)

Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There by Lewis Carroll (★★★★☆)

The Gathering Dark: An Anthology of Folk Horror by assorted authors (★★★★☆)

The Weight of Blood by Tiffany D. Jackson (★★★★☆)

This Wicked Fate by Kalynn Bayron (★★★☆☆)

I’m Glad My Mom Died by Jennette McCurdy (★★★★★)

Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury (★★★★☆)

Blue Lily, Lily Blue by Maggie Stiefvater* (★★★★★)

Working on a Song: The Lyrics of HADESTOWN by Anaïs Mitchell (★★★★★)

They Never Learn by Layne Fargo (★★★☆☆)

Tweet Cute by Emma Lord (★★★★☆)

Greywaren by Maggie Stiefvater (★★★★★)

Slasher Girls & Monster Boys by assorted authors (★★★☆☆)

Hangsaman by Shirley Jackson (★★★★☆)

The Mysterious Affair at Styles by Agatha Christie (★★★★☆)

The Raven King by Maggie Stiefvater* (★★★★★)

The Scorpio Races by Maggie Stiefvater (★★★★★)

Poirot Investigates by Agatha Christie (★★★☆☆)

Clap When You Land by Elizabeth Acevedo (★★★★☆)

Luck of the Titanic by Stacey Lee (★★★☆☆)

Orpheus Girl by Brynne Rebele-Henry (★★★★☆)

I’m the Girl by Courtney Summers (★★★★☆)

The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins* (★★★★★)

Catching Fire by Suzanne Collins* (★★★★★)

Mockingjay by Suzanne Collins* (★★★★★)

Little Women by Louisa May Alcott (★★★★★)

Five Survive by Holly Jackson (★★★☆☆)

The Book Thief by Markus Zusak (★★★★★)

The Silmarillion by J.R.R. Tolkien

The Body in the Library by Agatha Christie (★★★☆☆)

A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens (★★★★☆)

Stardust by Neil Gaiman (★★★★☆)

Opal by Maggie Stiefvater* (★★★★★)

Note: * marks a reread.

[yandere-toons]

Current Requests (Alphabetical)

Platonic & Romantic Headcanons:

Abe (Oddworld).

Acrobatic Silky (Dandadan).

Aku (Samurai Jack).

Alameda Slim (Home on the Range).

Allosaurus (Jurassic World: Chaos Theory/Battle at Big Rock).

Andrew Neiman (Whiplash).

Astrid (HTTYD).

Baloo and Bagheera (The Jungle Book 1967).

Barbie and Ken (2023) share the reader who's a human that never played with Barbies but got wrapped up by the two doll's business and is just stuck with them.

Bart Simpson.

Belloc (Firebreather).

Benson (Regular Show) with a reader who's a SUPER hard worker and works themselves to the bone without any regard for their well-being.

Berkeley Beetle (Thumbelina).

Blue, Charlie, Delta and Echo (Jurassic World).

Bo Peep (Toy Story).

Brooklyn (Gargoyles).

Bunnymund (Rise of the Guardians).

Buzz Lightyear, Sheriff Woody and Jessie share a reader.

Candy Caramella, Etno Polino, Bud Budiovitch and Gorgious Klatoo (Space Goofs).

Casey Jones (TMNT 2012).

Charlie (Hazbin Hotel).

Chickenhare (Chickenhare and the Hamster of Darkness).

Chiro (Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!).

Chris McLean with a reader who is either one of his interns or a contestant on the show (Total Drama).

Claudia Wolf (Silent Hill 3).

Crane (Kung Fu Panda).

Damien LaVey and Vera Oberlin share a reader (Monster Prom).

Danger Mouse.

Danny Phantom.

Darcy (Pride and Prejudice).

David Kawena (Lilo & Stitch).

Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs).

Deadpool.

Death (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish).

Demencia (Villainous).

Dinesh Chugtai (Silicon Valley).

Douxie (Trollhunters).

Dream Sans or Cross Sans (Underverse).

Dr Flug (Villainous).

Duncan (Total Drama Island).

E-123 Omega (Sonic the Hedgehog).

Edge (Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope).

Edward Nygma (Gotham).

Eli Shane (SlugTerra).

Eltingville Club.

Filthy Rich (My Little Pony).

Finn (Adventure Time).

Five Hargreeves.

Flain (Mixels).

Flintheart Glomgold.

Flint Lockwood (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs).

Frank Grimes (The Simpsons).

Fred Jones, Velma Dinkley, Daphne Blake, Shaggy Rogers and Scooby-Doo share a reader (Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated).

Fritz the Cat.

Gabe Lewis (The Office).

Garbage (Dogs In Space).

Gary Goodspeed (Final Space).

Gengar (Pokémon).

Ghidorah.

Gilfoyle (Silicon Valley).

Godzilla and Ghidorah share a reader.

Godzilla.

Good Cop | Bad Cop (The LEGO Movie).

Gordon, Waffle and Mr Blik (Catscratch).

Griffith (Berserk).

Gru (Despicable Me).

Gumball Watterson.

Hades (Hercules 1997).

Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2).

Hefty Smurf.

Hell's Chef with an affectionate reader (Gregory Horror Show).

Hiccup Haddock III (How to Train Your Dragon).

Hitchhiking Ghosts (The Haunted Mansion).

Hooty (The Owl House).

Hopper (A Bug's Life).

Horned King (The Black Cauldron).

Ice Bear (We Bare Bears).

Indominus Rex (Jurassic World).

Indoraptor and Indominus Rex share a reader.

Indoraptor.

Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians).

Jack Sparrow.

Jason Grace, Frank Zhang, Piper McLean, Leo Valdez, Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase and Hazel Levesque as a group whilst on the Argo II.

Jeff the Killer x crime reporter (Creepypasta).

Jenner (The Secret of NIMH).

Jessica Rabbit.

Jimmy Crystal and Porsha Crystal (Sing 2).

Jinx (Teen Titans 2003).

Joker (Arkhamverse).

Julia or Slappy Squirrel (Animaniacs).

Kai (Kung Fu Panda 3).

Kai, Lloyd, Zane, Jay, Cole, Nya (Ninjago).

Karai (TMNT 2012).

Katz (Courage the Cowardly Dog).

Killian or Lance Sterling (Spies in Disguise).

King Sombra.

Kion & Rani. For platonic, the reader is a young cub (The Lion Guard).

Kovu and Kiara (The Lion King II: Simba's Pride).

Krusty the Clown.

LEGO Batman.

Legoshi (Beastars).

Leonardo (TMNT 2012).

Lightning McQueen.

Lin Chung (Hero: 108).

Lord Garmadon.

Lucifer Morningstar with a human reader who hunts demons from hell (DC).

Luz Noceda (The Owl House).

MUTOs (Godzilla 2014).

Manny, Sid and Diego share a reader (Ice Age).

Marinette Dupain-Cheng (Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir).

Megavolt (Darkwing Duck 1991).

Mickey and Minnie Mouse.

Mike Ehrmantraut.

Miles Prower.

Mordecai (Regular Show).

Mosasaurus.

Mr Crocker (The Fairly OddParents).

N. Tropy (Crash Bandicoot).

NOS-4-A2 (Buzz Lightyear of Star Command).

Naughty Bear.

Neo Cortex.

OMGKawaiiAngel aka Ame-Chan (Needy Streamer Overload).

Once-ler (The Lorax 2012).

Owen (Gargoyles).

Papa Smurf.

Papyrus (Undertale).

Patrick Hockstetter (Stephen King's IT).

The Penguin (BTAS or 2004's The Batman).

Peppermint Larry (The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack).

Perry the Platypus.

Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher.

Po (Kung Fu Panda).

Popee the Performer.

Porco Rosso.

Psychic Seven team-up with a reader whose love language is acts of service (Psychonauts).

Ratchet (Ratchet & Clank).

Ratigan (The Great Mouse Detective).

Raven (Teen Titans 2003).

Raymond with a masculine reader (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes).

Reagan Ridley and Brett Hand share a reader (Inside Job).

Regina George (Mean Girls).

Ren and Stimpy share a reader.

Ren Höek.

Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty).

Robin (Teen Titans 2003).

Robin and Starfire share a reader (Teen Titans 2003).

Robot Jones (Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones?).

Rodney Copperbottom.

Rorschach (Watchmen).

Rose DeWitt Bukater (Titanic 1997).

Salad Fingers.

Scorpios Rex (Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous).

Scrooge McDuck.

Scroop (Treasure Planet).

Sebastian J. Cricket (Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio).

Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog, Silver the Hedgehog and Amy Rose share a reader.

Sharko (Zig & Sharko).

Sherlock Gnomes.

Simon Petrikov and Winter King (Adventure Time).

Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel).

Skipper, Rico, Private, Kowalski.

Snotlout (HTTYD).

Spider Queen and Lady Bone Demon (LEGO Monkie Kid).

Spinosaurus.

Squidward Tentacles.

Stan Smith (American Dad!).

Steven Universe.

Stranger (Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath).

Surge and Kitsunami (Sonic the Hedgehog: Imposter Syndrome).

Ted "Theodore" Logan (Bill & Ted).

Thorin II Oakenshield.

Tirek in his Minotaur form (My Little Pony: Rescue from Midnight Castle).

Todd Tolansky | Toad with a mutant reader (X-Men: Evolution).

Toothless (HTTYD).

Totoro (My Neighbor Totoro).

Turanga Leela.

Tyrannosaurus Rex.

V.IV Rusty (Armored Core VI).

Velociraptors (Jurassic Park).

Verosika (Helluva Boss).

Vigo (The After Dark).

Vito Scaletta and Joe Barbaro (Mafia II).

Wallace Wells (Scott Pilgrim).

Walter White (Breaking Bad).

Warner Siblings react to a storyboarder reader working for other studios or projects. As in, the reader moves on from Warner Brothers and goes to work for a different company like Disney (Animaniacs).

Zoe (Monster Prom).

Platonic-Only Headcanons:

Angel Dust and Husk (Hazbin Hotel).

Apollo Cabin with a sunshine reader who is a child of Apollo, sometimes naive, and sweet to everyone (Percy Jackson).

Austin Powers.

Batman, Ash Ketchum, Yogi Bear, Sylvester or Daffy, SpongeBob, Robotboy and Professor Utonium with an abused child or a traumatized adult and their comfort character taking care of them like a parent/guardian should.

Beetlejuice with an emo and/or goth reader.

Captain Qwark and his team (Ratchet & Clank 2016).

Cerebella (Skullgirls).

Cesare (Bigtop Burger).

Cul-de-Sac kids (Ed, Edd n Eddy).

Dib and Gaz Membrane with a sibling who is almost the opposite of them and is extremely kind to people.

Dr Drakken and Shego as a team (Kim Possible).

Eddie Brock (The Spectacular Spider-Man).

Entrapta (She-Ra).

Fang (Primal).

Glamrocks with an Animatronic! Reader, and they just found out that their friend has been scrapped (FNaF: Security Breach).

Grim, Billy and Mandy share a reader (The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy).

Hargreeves family with a powered!reader.

Ink Sans (Underverse).

Jessica Rabbit.

Mane Six shares a reader (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic).

Marvin the Martian is a father figure.

Mei-Mei and her friend group, Priya, Abby and Miriam, share a reader (Turning Red).

President Snow (The Hunger Games).

Mime Bomb, where the reader is just a civilian.

President Michael Wilson (Metal Wolf Chaos).

Reagan Ridley takes care of a kid reader.

Sam & Max.

Senator Armstrong (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance).

Steve with a reader who is a frequent customer (Bigtop Burger).

Tim and Moby (BrainPOP).

Twitch and Thrash (Transformers: EarthSpark).

Romantic-Only Headcanons:

Anxiety (Inside Out 2).

Applejack (MLP: FIM).

Boyfriend (Friday Night Funkin').

Doctor Ivo Robotnik (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog).

Doctor Eggman (Sonic X).

Emmet Brickowski with a very shy reader (The LEGO Movie).

Foghorn Leghorn.

Frank (Spooky Month).

Frank Fontaine (Bioshock).

Gideon Graves.

Goofball (Brain Dump).

Gregory Mama with a new guest to Gregory House (Gregory Horror Show).

Henchman 21 with a female reader (The Venture Bros).

Hydros (Hercules 1997).

Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown).

Jailbot (Superjail!).

Jenny Wakeman | XJ-9.

John Constantine (DC).

John Silver (Treasure Planet).

Jonathan Crane | Scarecrow (Batman Begins).

Kyubey (Puella Magi Madoka Magica).

Lalo Salamanca (Better Call Saul).

Lila with a neighbour reader (Spooky Month).

Man Ray (SpongeBob SquarePants).

Metal Sonic.

Mojo Jojo.

N and Thad (Murder Drones).

Nome King (Return to Oz).

Polytheus (Mia and Me).

Princess Luna (MLP: FIM).

Raggedy Andy (The Adventures of Raggedy Ann and Andy).

Ron Staedtler (Inside Job).

Sheldon Lee (My Life as a Teenage Robot).

Syndrome (The Incredibles).

Turbo, where the reader is either a player or a character living in the arcade (Wreck-It Ralph).

Victoria Everglot (Corpse Bride).

Zane and Lloyd share a reader who has social anxiety and is selectively mute (Ninjago).

Scenarios:

Addams Family adopts the reader. The reader isn't necessarily as peculiar as them, but they do feel different from others, so the Addams Family is convinced they're meant to be with them!

Aegon II Targaryen with a Stark reader who is similar to Bran Stark (House of the Dragon).

Aethelred x GNReader, who is a Viking Warrior from Kattegat and part of the closer group with Ubbe, Bjorn, Lagertha ... centred around Season 5 (Vikings).

Angel Dust with MC who is the most gullible and innocent person ever, talking to people like Alastor and Husk (Hazbin Hotel).

Arktos (Tabaluga).

Bad Guys where the reader is trying to avoid both the titular Bad Guys and the cops after being framed as an accomplice.

Barbie and Ken (Barbie 2023).

Benson from Regular Show, where the reader is a worker at the park who tells him they're quitting because of his anger issues.

Bill (Beastars) struggles and blames the herbivore reader because he is obsessed with them.

Chelsea x GN human reader who’s studying marine biology. The reader is not affected by Chelsea’s charm like everyone else is, and they much prefer to be around Ruby Gillman instead (Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken).

“Commoner” Reader eventually gains the attention of Pacifica and her parents because they manage to win all the competitions they enter into. Using less than legal methods, both Pacifica and her parents plan to make sure the reader keeps winning. Under the Northwest last name. Each and every time the reader is invited over, it gets strangely more difficult to leave the mansion (Gravity Falls).

Count D (Pet Shop of Horrors).

Dethklok finds out that the reader already has a partner (Metalocalypse).

Dr Cockroach where the reader was his old lab mate before his experiment, and they left him alone on the night he became a human with a cockroach head. Years later, the monsters save the world and he recognises them in the crowd.

Drift (MTMTE) becomes attached to the reader in short order when they refuse to judge him for his past and generally treat him kindly. As his feelings darken, he tries to respect their choice to spend time with others, but his possessiveness inevitably spirals out of control, and people with whom the reader is close begin to disappear.

Emperor of Mankind (Warhammer 40k).

Emperor Zurg where Reader, who works for Zurg (2000’s cartoon version) as Darkmatter does, is trying to avoid Zurg the whole time they are doing their job.

Flippy is with his crush, but when he takes his eyes off them, they wander away and get mugged by Lifty and Shifty. When Flippy discovers this, Fliqpy comes out and destroys the thieves.

Goofball with a reader who is affectionate and doting towards him (Brain Dump).

HIM (The Powerpuff Girls).

Hoopa with a middle-aged, no-nonsense reader who owns a popular bakery and runs it with their Pokémon.

Hypno-Potamus (Rise! TMNT).

Invader Zim grapples with his feelings for a kind and doting reader.

Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad).

Jimmy's obsession happens upon the information that Jimmy fabricated evidence to get rid of someone who, in his eyes, "was in the way" of his and your love. The reader confronts Jimmy about this (Better Call Saul).

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.

Kai and Cole (separate) become more obsessive towards the reader and realise their romantic feelings for them after almost losing them during a mission (Ninjago).

Kinito (KinitoPET).

Kratos (God of War).

Lightning McQueen and the reader race for the Piston Cup. In the last lap, the reader rides among the champions for the first time. While McQueen is in 1st place, the reader rides behind. Someone injures them or they lose control, but he finds out about it after the victory.

Lion King hyenas where the reader is sweet and kind to everybody, which causes adoration of them from the hyenas.

Mebh Óg MacTíre with an introverted Wolfwalker reader. The reader lives in a small cottage where they grow their food near town and much prefer living away from others and hunting alone, but they sometimes go into town to buy supplies. Robyn was the one who introduced them to Mebh, but Mebh, not liking the idea of that, keeps trying to get the reader to join her pack due to wolves being strong pack animals.

Megatron is infatuated with the reader, a friend of Isaac Sumdac’s who works as his assistant at Sumdac Systems, and unlike the professor, they are intensely wary of him (Transformers: Animated).

Mortimer Handee with a puppet reader where he confesses his feelings for them over tea, and they have no choice but to accept for fear of dying if they refuse.

Mr Wolf, Legoshi and Nick Wilde share a reader who isn't afraid to bite ironically for a human / alternative version where Nick is replaced with Death (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish).

Nyx with a reader who takes care of Gruff (Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast).

Nyx and Fawn team-up, with a reader who is a Tinker talent fairy (Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast).

Panchito and José lie to the reader as they did to Donald in "The Town Where Everyone Was Nice!" When the reader finds out about the lies, the two drop the kindness and just work together to keep the reader with them (DuckTales 2017).

PaRappa the Rapper.

Professor Pericles with the mystery gang's peer who is always hanging out with them.

Raz is super protective of an older sibling reader. He and the reader were close before he left the circus, but once his family comes to visit him, he notices that the reader is occupied elsewhere.

Reader can’t get a damn free day out of their schedule to see their friends because all of their time is monopolized (pun absolutely intended) by their overbearing business partner, Pennybags. Strangely enough, a surprise amount of readers’ friends are being sentenced for crimes reader is sure their pals didn’t commit… (Monopoly).

Reader (kinda picture them as The Narrator from Fight Club; the whole vibe/personality) who works at Waystar (Season 3-ish; maybe in the media branch as an editor or in PR as an assistant) who catches the (not asked for) attention of Roman, Greg and Kendall (in that order); Reader is a dead-inside, overworked employee who's surrounded by stinking rich people (and Greg) who they despise with every bone in their body, but they HAVE to work there because their dad got them the job and have to somehow navigate being courted by Roman, Greg AND Kendall (who tries to lure them away) next to all the drama (Succession).

Reagan Ridley (Inside Job).

Ren Höek goes on a never-ending spree of manipulating the reader.

Ripto from Spyro 2: Ripto’s Rage. Specifically the re-ignited Ripto. He successfully takes over Avalar and tries to convince the reader that they’ll fall madly in love with him since he’s already madly in love with them and to rule by his side. The reader rejects him at first, but then he kidnaps them and forces them to marry him.

Robinson Family with a new kid reader in town (Meet the Robinsons).

Rottmnt brothers with 2012 TMNT Reader who gets badly hurt from entering their world, and the turtles find them, take care of them, and want them to be their older sister because the reader is amazing towards them and completes their family.

Samaritan and the Machine rivalry (Person of Interest).

Scrooge McDuck and Flintheart Glomgold track down an orphan teenage reader who ran away after hearing about how these billionaires wanted to adopt them. The reader managed to escape them initially because those two were too busy fighting each other.

Spear (Primal).

Spinel struggles to remain calm after becoming convinced that the reader is going to leave her (Steven Universe).

Steve Raglan | William Afton with an accomplice of sorts (Five Nights at Freddy's 2023).

Sulley uses the scare doors to stalk a human and later kidnaps them (Monsters, Inc.).

Sun Wukong is defensive over the reader against people that he suspects of having malicious intent, who may or may not be demons.

The Big Bad Wolf finds the reader, who struggles with suicidal ideation, walking alone in the forest during the night and takes them in and cares for them. The Three Little Wolves immediately get attached to the reader, seeing them as a second parent. The reader is convinced to stay, that they'll be happier with the wolves and be a family together (Disney's Silly Symphony).

The hundred-acre wood residents (Winnie, Piglet, Rabbit, Eeyore) welcome a new resident to the woods, and they begin to develop feelings.

The reader is a new scarer at Monsters University and catches the attention of both Oozma Kappa and Roar Omega Roar.

Tom Lucitor takes the reader to the Blood Moon Ball.

Utrom High Council and Kraang Subprime, during "The War for Dimension X," while Knight! Reader and Bishop are together. At some point, Subprime manages to get Reader alone. Trying to convince Reader to switch sides, they attempt and fail to escape, but not without warning Bishop. The episode follows as is, but now they're trying to save a captured Reader as well.

Villainous characters with an eldritch reader.

Watterson Family, where the reader is Gumball and Darwin's younger best friend.

Word Girl x Student! Reader who is secretly a villain.

Zach and Chris force themselves into the reader's home, inviting themselves over and making themselves welcome, wildly overstepping boundaries (Hellbenders).

Love Letters:

Jack Sparrow.

Magnus Hammersmith (Metalocalypse). Context: maybe the two initially meet at a concert with them part of the stage crew setting up equipment and then kept bumping into each other at other venues; set after he got kicked out, with mentions of his obsession having an unspecified illness (chronic pain & fatigue).

Marvin the Martian or Bugs Bunny.

No Specified Format:

6 (Shane Acker's 9).

Abijah Fowler (Blue Eye Samurai).

Amon (The Legend of Korra).

Amy Dunne and Nick Dunne with a kid (Gone Girl).

Anton Ego as a friend and then romance (Ratatouille).

Ash Williams, Brock Samson, Sam and Max, GLaDOS and Claptrap as a group obsessing over one person (Poker Night 2).

Aziraphale and Crowley found-family dynamic towards a teen reader with very neglectful parents, so the reader spends their time a lot in Aziraphale's bookstore (Good Omens).

Bad Ronald.

Barbies and Kens unite in a town-wide alliance to stop the reader from leaving Barbie Land (Barbie 2023).

Batman (The Batman 2004).

The Batman Who Laughs with a reader from the normal multiverse.

Beep the Meep.

Benny the 1980-Something Space Guy with a space nerd s/o.

Bill Cipher with a reader who likes to collect bones and teeth.

BoJack Horseman is a father figure.

Bowser (Mario).

Bradley Uppercrust III (An Extremely Goofy Movie).

Breakfast Princess invites the other princesses from the Princess Kingdoms, and the reader is there with Breakfast Princess. While Breakfast Princess is praising the reader, the other princesses start to fall for the reader and get jealous (Adventure Time).

Bugs Bunny and/or Daffy Duck react to the reader declining their offer to hang out or go on a date.

Bugs Bunny, Danny Phantom, Stimpy, SpongeBob SquarePants and Rocko Rama react to seeing their s/o sick or in pain.

Captain Rex (Star Wars: The Clone Wars).

Commander Peepers falls for a citizen on a planet he invades (Wander Over Yonder).

Count Vronsky (Anna Karenina 2012).

Crawler Splicer (Bioshock 2).

Crypt-Keeper (Tales from the Crypt-Keeper).

Cyborg (Teen Titans 2003).

Daryl Dixon x gn! priest! reader around season 2/3. The priest might exhibit a very tranquil outlook on life and overall a peaceful and welcoming demeanour. They could not bear even the thought of hurting another living being, not even the living dead. To some, they would come across as soft, pliant, fearful and overall a burden (The Walking Dead).

Daryl Dixon, Rick Grimes and Michonne Hawthorne team-up.

Davros and the Daleks (Doctor Who).

Demon kings older sibling dynamic together with a human reader, perhaps an exwire. The demon kings accepted the human reader as a younger sibling and fully believe that they are despite no connection. The reader loathes demons with a passion (Blue Exorcist).

Donatello (TMNT 2012).

Drawn Together.

Dr Strangeglove (Moshi Monsters).

Ed, Edd n Eddy.

Ed with the reader trying to escape, or platonic hcs of the whole crew (Dogs in Space).

Edward Platypus with a Camp Kidney scout who rooms with them (Camp Lazlo).

Emerald with a reader who is Blue Diamond's Emerald (Steven Universe).

Fat Tony x reader who's one of his gang members/employees (The Simpsons).

Fawn with a scout reader (Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast).

Fleegle, Drooper and Bingo with a child reader (The Banana Splits Movie).

Flintheart Glomgold, Scrooge McDuck and John D. Rockerduck fight over the reader.

Flippy with a veteran reader who served in a different war. The reader meets Fliqpy, but he sees them as a comrade and thus starts to grow attached to them (Happy Tree Friends).

Fred Jones, Velma Dinkley, Daphne Blake, Shaggy Rogers and Scooby-Doo with an early teen reader who is around 13 years old (Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated).

Garfield the Cat.

Genie (Aladdin).

Greg Heffley.

Hatzgang (Spooky Month).

Intruder (The Mandela Catalogue).

Jackson Storm (Cars 3).

Jay (Ninjago).

Kenai (Brother Bear).

Kevin (Spooky Month).

Killer Sans.

King Spade with a Darkner reader who is Lancer's parental figure (Deltarune).

Kira (Dogs in Space).

Kovu and Kiara with a lion reader who is Kiara's guard ever since the reader and Kiara hit adulthood (The Lion King II: Simba's Pride).

Kurt Kunkle (Spree).

Lapis Lazuli x fem reader, who has a mental breakdown and panic attack in front of Lapis (Steven Universe).

Lightning McQueen is separated from his S/O due to the events of the first movie, so his S/O takes the opportunity to escape.

Lil Bulb (DuckTales 2017).

Lin Chung with a s/o who is extremely shy and mainly sticks to Mystique Sonia (Hero: 108).

Lloyd, Nya, Cole, Jay, Kai, Zane and Morro with a kid reader (Ninjago).

Lou (UglyDolls).

Luffy's Crew (Live-Action One Piece).

Luke Castellan with a reader who is a child of Aphrodite (Percy Jackson).

Lutador (Vivo).

Maka Albarn and Soul Evans with a weapon reader (Soul Eater).

Mammon (Helluva Boss).

Marvin the Martian believes that the reader is the protector of Earth (because they served in the military or something along those lines) and of course, wanting to take over Earth, would want to defeat them. He doesn't know that this turned out to be an obsession. He never stops thinking about the reader and spies and seems to be in the reader's everyday life because of it. Marvin convinced himself long ago that he is doing that just to defeat the reader. Yet, whenever he sees someone pose a threat to or anger the reader, he becomes protective because he is the one who will rule Earth and the one who will defeat them, not some puny earthling!

Master Jack (The Toy Shop 1996).

Master Shake (Aqua Teen Hunger Force).

Megatron with an S/O with ADHD, Autism and DID.

Member of Steve Smith's friend group during "The Witches of Langley" episode (American Dad).

Mezo Shoji (My Hero Academia).

Michelangelo (TMNT 2007).

Minions with a reader who is so reckless they are the No. 1 villain on accident, but in truth, they are a genuine person that is just way too sweet.

Morro (Ninjago).

Mr and Mrs Fox with a houseguest (Fantastic Mr Fox).

Mr Krabs and Sheldon J. Plankton rivalry.

Ned Flanders (The Simpsons).

Otto Mann (The Simpsons).

Papi Boulevardez (The Proud Family).

Pitch Black (Rise of the Guardians).

Powerpuff Girls share the reader.

Prismo (Adventure Time).

Professor Venomous with a reader who’s a civilian that acts as a parental figure to Fink (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes).

Puss in Boots.

Randal Boggs x lector humano, donde Randal está en la casa del lector cuando es un fugitivo.

Ratchet (Ratchet & Clank) who gets possessive over the reader after he gets jealous of other people trying to get near them (he/him pronouns for the reader).

Rattlesnake Jake (Rango).

Rhys Strongfork (Tales From the Borderlands | Borderlands 3).

Rin Okumura (Blue Exorcist).

Rise! Krang! Reader ends up in 2012! TMNT universe, and they are shaken when they discover just how long their "counterpart's" plans have taken to conquer Earth; while they're stuck here, helping them out might prove to be entertaining. However, the Kraang seem to be taking more interest in them than they'd like.

Rottmnt boys were on patrol, and they decided to check on Y/N. They look through the window to see Y/N hugging a plush version of the brothers and kissing the plush. "I love you... ugh, why can't I just say it straight to his face?!" said Y/N.

Sabretooth and Wolverine with the same mutant teen, who happens to be a feral mutant like them, but isn't interested in joining the X-Men, Brotherhood, or Acolytes.

Seymour Skinner (The Simpsons).

Spear and Fang with a feisty neanderthal who doesn't seem to notice how small they are and tries to fight the two (Primal).

Spider-Man 2099 | Miguel O'Hara with a reader who's an accidental spidey (like they were not supposed to be a Spider-Man, to begin with) and has a living MJ who they love back home.

Splatter Phoenix, where the reader is a rival artist.

SpongeBob SquarePants or DoodleBob.

Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls).

Sun Wukong, where a shy and kind reader joins the group as a healer (Monkey King Reborn).

Team Avatar (Avatar: The Last Airbender).

Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who).

The Spot (Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse).

The kids in New Holland and a new kid, preferably with quite a bit of Nassor and Victor (Frankenweenie).

Trevor Philips and Michael De Santa are surrogate dads! Maybe they meet the reader on a one-off mission or even almost run them over and are like, "Welp ... you're ours now!" and take it upon themselves to adopt the reader (GTA V).

Tributes of the first or second movie fight to prove they can take care of the tribute reader best, and whoever wins gets the reader (The Hunger Games).

Turbo (Wreck-It Ralph).

Victor Van Dort (Corpse Bride).

Viktor Humphries (Slime Rancher).

Wes with an extremely paranoid reader who loves and gets extremely calmer with his balloons. They just feel at peace seeing all of those colorful little shapes around them (Don't Starve).

Wilson and the reader come into The Constant at the same time, work together to get out, and the reader ends up making it to Maxwell first. After working together so much, Wilson is willing to try anything so they'll be freed (Don't Starve).

Wolf! Reader is best friends with the Penguins of Madagascar and follows them everywhere in the events of the movie, but now they caught Dave’s eye so they have to stop him from kidnapping and following her and destroying all penguins.

Wood Scouts minus Jermy with a reader who's not supposed to be a scout and is the opposite of what the tough, outdoorsy boys should be (Camp Camp).

Zane (Ninjago).

Zohakuten (Kimetsu no Yaiba).

The Big Ones:

Imagine this: a new animator for Warner bros comes in to work. They noticed the Warner sibling acting zany to the max and decided to doodle them one day. Once they finished their doodles of the Warner sibs, they went to buy a drink but left it on a table outside on accident. The Warner sibs see it and are amazed by it. But they are unknown to who is the artist behind these amazing drawings. The animator goes back to collect their sketchbook after getting their drink, of course, before the Warner sibs hide discreetly to see who the artist is. The animator sighs in relief to see that their sketchbook is back in their own hands. They quickly go back to their department before their lunch ends. The Warner siblings soon find their interest piqued in this animator, so they go to see them, but the animator has no clue on who “the Animaniacs” are because they were born after their show ended. They become good friends. Instead of scowling and getting mad at their jokes, they simply laugh and are patient with them. Eventually, one day, pinky and brain make a portal gun where if they shoot someone, they will be teleported to another timeline. The animaniacs find this portal gun and start to shoot everywhere for fun and accidentally shoot their animator friend. They are distraught and ask pink and brain for help. Animator friend gets teleported to animaniacs 1993, in the year 1995. They take the role of temp nurse with hello nurse and Dr Scratch n sniff . Of course, finding pinky and brain to help them to go back to their world (2024). From their animator friend disguised as temp nurse, meets the Warner siblings and start their friendship all over again except in the year 1995. The animator friend always laughed when the Warner brothers say “Hello nurse” and dot replying “it’s hard to be the strong one”. Always greeting them with a hello and how are you. Animator friend even stuck up for them when the ceo and Dr Scratch n sniff was talking smack about them. Eventually, the brain managed to find a way for the reader to go back home. The Warner sibs were sad and that’s when animator friend told them that they were from the future and that they were friends in that timeline and that they will return but instead they will work there as a different profession. Animator friend returns, and all is back to normal. The Warner sibs don’t realize that animator friends and temp nurses are the same person. So after the day animator friend went back to their timeline, the animation department got egg bombed, and all their equipment had stayed in the department, so all the animators had to take temporary jobs in the studio. Animator got the nurse job again, dr scratch n sniff recognizes animation friend (he knew it was animation friend disguised as temp nurse because they needed a disquise to stay in the studio so brain can get the portal gun ready to send friend home. Brain explained to scratch n sniff, and the 3 of them were a team temporarily) . And since the hello nurse was away on vacation dr scratch n sniff needed the help. The Warner sibs decided to pay a visit to Dr Scratch n sniff and unknowingly see temp nurse (animation friend). They were ready to cry and jump on animation friend, saying how much they’ve missed them. Dr Scratch n sniff is confused going “guys it animator friend you just saw them 15 min ago”. That’s when they connected the dots and were like “what!” During the next 3 weeks, they were attached to animator friend like glue.

Riddler and Batman rivalry, with Riddler's obsession being more romantic and Batman's being more platonic (BTAS).

You used to work with Edward back at Competitron, helping out with the game a little bit (possible romantic tension between the two of you), but distanced yourself after the whole 'Trying to kill Mockridge' thing. Batman, at one point, had come around to ask you questions about him and your employer. After Edward got sent to Arkham, maybe you were writing to him, hoping he could get better, but really not visiting him, maybe just intimidated by the place or too scared to see fully what he's become.

Batman checks up with you frequently, making sure you're not too disheartened by Edward becoming the Riddler, along with helping you move on. Later, when Riddler gets trapped in virtual reality, it's the first time you really visit him, and you really start waiting for him to wake up — Batman is there of course, because he really doesn't like the idea of leaving you alone with him, coma-like state or not.

Eventually, when Riddler comes back, you help him get used to being back in his body — physical therapy and whatnot — helping him be on good behaviour — leading up to him being on parole.

Finally, Riddler's free, the Wacko Toys deal is going great, and he actually has the connection with you he lost long ago. Things couldn't be better! Until Batman comes in, knowing he isn't reformed at all. You fight against the idea, because why wouldn't you? You believed in Edward, and you hope that eventually Batman sees it, too.

Finally, the Wacko Toys party; and Riddler and you are actually having the time of your lives — catching up, playful flirtation, all the fun stuff. Then Batman comes in again, telling Riddler in a one-on-one that he knows he 'can't help himself', and how long does 'he plan on lying to you?'

[todaysdocument]

Roll Call Tally on the Expulsion of Preston Brooks, 7/14/1856

After Preston Brooks beat Charles Sumner nearly to death with a cane in the Senate chamber, the House voted on whether to expel him from Congress. They failed to reach the two-thirds majority needed. 

Series: General Records, 1791 - 2010

Record Group 233: Records of the U.S. House of Representatives, 1789 - 2015

Transcription:

July 14. 1856

On LD Campbells 1st Resn from Sel Com

THIRTY-FOURTH CONGRESS

FIRST SESSION

335

[column one]

YEA | NAMES. | NAY.

A.

|William Aiken...S.C. | 1

1 | Charles J. Albright...Ohio. |

| James C. Allen...Ill. | 2

2| John Allison...Penn. |

B.

3 | Edward Ball...Ohio |

4 | Lucian Barbour...Ind. |

|David Barclay [struck through] |

| William Barksdale...Miss. | 3

| P.H. Bell...Texas. | 4

5 | Henry Bennett...N.Y. |

| Hendley S. Bennett...Miss. | 5

6 | Samuel P. Benson...Me. |

7 | Charles Billinghurst...Wis |

8 | John A. Bingham...Ohio |

9 | James Bishop...N.J. |

10 | Philemon Bliss...Ohio |

| Thomas S. Bocock...Va. | 6

| Thomas F. Bowie...Md. | 7

| William W. Boyce...S.C. | 8

11 | Samuel C. Bradshaw...Penn. |

| Lawrence O'B. Braneh...N.C. | 9

12 | Samuel Brenton...Ind. |

| Preston S. Brooks [struck through]...S.C. |

13 | Jacob Broom...Penn. |

14 | James Buffinton...Mass. |

15 | Anson Burlingame...Mass. |

| Henry C. Burnett...Ky. | 10

C.

| John Cadwalader...Penn. | 11

16 | James H. Campbell...Penn. |

|John P. Campbell [struck through]...Ky. |

17 | Lewis D. Campbell...Ohio |

| John S. Carlile...Va. | 12

| Samuel Caruthers [struck through]...Mo. |

| John S. Caskie...Va. | 13

18 | Calvin C. Chaffee...Mass. |

| Thomas Child, jr [struck through] ...N.Y. |

19 | Bayard Clarke...N.Y. |

20 | Ezra Clark, jr...Conn. |

21 | Isaiah D. Clawson...N.J. |

| Thomas L. Clingman...N.C. | 14

| Howell Cobb...Ga. | 15

| Williamson R.W. Cobb...Ala. | 16

22 | Schuyler Colfax...Ind. |

23 | Linus B. Comins...Mass. |

24 | John Covode...Penn. |

| Leander M. Cox...Ky. | 17

25 | Aaron H. Cragin...N.H. |

| Burton Craige...N.C. | 18

| Martin J. Crawford...Ga. | 19

| Elisha D. Cullen [struck through]...Del. |

26 | William Cumback...Ind. |

D.

27 | William S. Damrell...Mass. |

| Thomas G. Davidson...La. | 20

| H. Winter Davis...Md. | 21

28 | Timothy Davis...Mass. |

29 | Timothy C. Day...Ohio. |

30 | Sidney Dean...Conn. |

| James W. Denver...Cal. | 22

31| Ale["xander" struck through] De Witt...Mass. |

[Column Two]

YEA. | NAMES. | NAY.

32 | John Dick...Penn. |

33 | Samuel Dickson...N.Y. |

34 | Edward Dodd...N.Y. |

| James F. Dowdell...Ala. | 23

35 | George G. Dunn...Ind. |

36 | Nathaniel B. Durfee...R.I. |

E.

37 | John R. Edie...Penn. |

| Henry A. Edmundson [struck through] ...Va. | 1

38 | Francis S. Edwards...N.Y. |

| John M. Elliott...Ky. | 24

39 | J Reece Emrie...Ohio. |

| William H. English...Ind. | 25

| Emerson Etheridge...Tenn. | 26

| George Eustis, jr...La. | 27

| Lemuel D. Evans...Texas. | 28

F.

| Charles J. Faulkner...Va. | 29

| Thomas T. Flagler [struck through]...N.Y. |

| Thomas B. Florence...Penn. | 30

| Nathaniel G. Foster...Ga. | - 31

| Henry M. Fuller [struck through] ...Penn. |

| Thomas J. D. Fuller [struck through] ...Me. |

G.

40 | Samuel Galloway...Ohio. |

41 | Joshua R. Giddings...Ohio. |

42 | William A. Gilbert...N.Y. |

| William O. Goode...Va. | 32

43 | Amos P. Granger...N.Y. |

| Alfred B. Greenwood...Ark. | 33

44 | Galusha A. Grow...Penn. |

H.

| Augustus Hall...Iowa. | 34

45 | Robert B. Hall...Mass |

46 | Aaron Harlan...Ohio. |

| J. Morrison Harris...Md. | 35

| Sampson W. Harris...Ala. | 36

| Thomas L. Harris...Ill. | 37

| John Scott Harrison...Ohio. | 38

47 | Solomon G. Haven...N.Y. |

| Philemon T. Herbert...Cal. |

48 | John Hickman...Penn. |

49 | Henry W. Hoffman...Md. |

50 | David P. Holloway...Ind. |

51 | Thomas R. Horton...N.Y. |

52 | Valentine B. Horton...Ohio. |

| George S. Houston...Ala. | 39

53 | William A. Howard...Mich. |

54 | Jonas A. Hughston...N.Y. |

J.

| Joshua H. Jewett...Ky. | 40

| George W. Jones...Tenn. | 41

| J. Glancy Jones...Penn. | 42

K.

| Lawrence M. Keitt...S.C. | 43

| John Kelly...N.Y. | 44

55 | William H. Kelsey...N.Y. |

| Luther M. Kennett...Mo. | 45

| Zedekiah Kidwell...Va. | 46

56 | Rufus H. King...N.Y. |

57 | Chauncey L. Knapp...Mass. |

58 | Jonathan Knight...Penn. |

59 | Ebenezer Knowlton...Me. |

60 | James Knox...Ill. |

61 | John C. Kunkel...Penn. |

[Column Three]

YEA. | NAMES. | NAY.

L.

| William A. Lake...Miss. | 47

62 | Benjamin F. Leiter...Ohio. |

| John Letcher...Va. | 48

| James J. Lindley...Mo. | 49

| John H. Lumpkin...Ga. | 50

M.

| Daniel Mace [struck through] ...Ind. |

| Alexander K. Marshall...Ky. | 51

| Humphrey Marshall...Ky. | 52

| Samuel S Marshall...Ill. | 53

63 | Orsamus B. Matteson...N.Y. |

| Augustus E. Maxwell...Fla. | 54

64 | Andrew Z. McCarty...N.Y. |

| Fayette McMullin...Va. | 55

| John McQueen...S.C. | 56

65 | James Meacham...Vt. |

66 | Killian Miller...N.Y. |

| Smith Miller...Ind. | 57

| John S. Millson...Va. | 58

67 | William Millward...Penn. |

68 | Oscar F. Moore...Ohio. |

69 | Edwin B. Morgan...N.Y. |

70 | Justin S. Morrill...Vt. |

71 | Richard Mott...i o |

72 | Ambrose S. Murray...N.Y. |

N.

73 | Matthias H. Nichols...Ohio |

74 | Jesse O. Norton...Ill. |

O.

75 | Andrew Oliver...N.Y. |

| Mordecai Oliver...Mo. | 59

| James L. Orr...S.C. | 60

P.

76 | Asa Packer...Penn. |

| Robert T. Paine [struck through] ...N.C. |

77 | John M. Parker...N.Y. |

78 | John J. Pearce...Penn. |

79 | George W. Peek...Mich. |

80 | Guy R. Pelton...N.Y. |

81 | Alexander C.M. Pennington. N.J. |

82 | John J. Perry...Me. |

83 | John U. Pettit...Ind. |

| John S. Phelps...Mo. | 61

84 | James Pike...N.H. |

| Gilchrist Porter...Mo. | 62

| Paulus Powell...Va. | 63

85 | Benjamin Pringle...N.Y. |

86 | Samuel A. Purviance...Penn. |

| Richard C. Puryear...N.C. | 64

Q.

| John A. Quitman...Miss. | 65

R.

| Edwin G. Reade...N.C. | 66

| Charles Ready...Tenn. | 67

| James B. Ricaud...Md. | 68

| William A. Richardson [struck through] ...Ill. |

87 | David Ritchie...Penn. |

| Thomas Rivers...Tenn. | 69

88 | George R. Robbins...N.J. |

89 | Anthony E. Roberts...Penn |

90 | David F. Robison...Penn. |

| Thomas Ruffin...N.C. | 70

| Albert Rust...Ark. | 71

[Column Four]

YEA. | NAMES. | NAY.

S.

91 | Alvah Sabin...Vt. |

92 | Russell Sage...N.Y. |

| John M. Sandidge...La. | 72

93 | William R. Sapp...Ohio. |

| John H. Savage...Tenn. | 73

94 | Harvey D. Scott...Ind. |

| James L. Seward...Ga. | 74

95 | John Sherman...Ohio. |

| Eli S Shorter...Ala. | 75

96 | George A. Simmons...N.Y. |

| Samuel A. Smith...Tenn. | 76

| William Smith...Va. | 77

| William R. Smith...Ala. | 78

| William H. Sneed...Tenn. | 79

97 | Francis E. Spinner...N.Y. |

98 | Benjamin Stanton...Ohio. |

| Alexander H. Stephens...Ga. | 80

| James A. Stewart...Md. | 81

99 | James S.T. Stranahan...N.Y. |

| Samuel F. Swope...Ky. | 82

T.

| Albert G. TAlbott...Ky. | 83

100 | Mason W. Tappan...N.H. |

| Miles Taylor...La. | 84

101 | James Thorington...Iowa. |

102 | Benjamin B. Thurston...R.I. |

103 | Lemuel Todd...Penn. |

104 | Mark Trafton...Mass |

| Robert P. Trippe...Ga. | 85

105 | Job R. Tyson...Penn. |

U.

| Warner L. Underwood...Ky. | 86

V.

106 | George Vail...N.J. |

| William W. Valk [struck through] ...N.Y. |

W.

107 | Edward Wade...Ohio. |

108 | Abram Wakeman...N.Y.

109 | David S. Walbridge...Mich. |

110 | Henry Waldron...Mich |

| Percy Walker...Ala. | 87

| Hiram Warner...Ga. | 88

111 | Cadwalader C. Washburne, Wis. |

112 | Ellihu B. Washburne...Ill. |

113 | Israel Washburn, jr...Me. |

| Albert G. Watkins...Tenn. | 89

114 | Cooper K. Watson...Ohio.|

115 | William W. Welch...Conn. |

116 | Daniel Wells, jr...Wis. |

| John Wheeler...N.Y. | 90

117 | Thomas R. Whitney...N.Y. |

118 | John Williams...N.Y. |

| Warren Winslow...N.C. | 91

119 | John M. Wood...Me. |

120 | John Woodruff...Conn. |

121 | James H. Woodworth...Ill. |

| Daniel B. Wright...Miss. | 92

| John V. Wright...Tenn. | 93

Z.

| Felix K. Zollicoffer...Tenn. | 94

[end columns]

MAY 21, 1856

NATHANIEL P. BANKS, JR., of Massachusetts, Speaker.

ex [sideways]

Y 121

N 95

[mybeautifulchristianjourney]

It Happened Today in Christian History

September 1, 1936: Death of Lewis E. Jones, YMCA leader. He wrote the hymn tune Power in the Blood ( “Would You Be Free from Your Burden of Sin?”).

[likeafolkssong]

Books Read in 2021

1. The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse by Charlie Mackesy

2. My Lovely Wife by Samantha Downing

3. Maybe This Time by Kasie West

4. Cold-Case Christianity by J. Warner Wallace

5. Carve the Mark by Veronica Roth

6. The Fates Divide by Veronica Roth

7. The Enneagram Type 2 by Beth McCord

8. Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë

9. Trade Your Cares for Calm by Max Lucado

10. Everybody, Always by Bob Goff

11. Villette by Charlotte Brontë

12. Dream Big by Bob Goff

13. Chasing Lucky by Jenn Bennett

14. The Girl on the Train by Paula Hawkins

15. The Light We Lost by Jill Santopolo

16. The Attentive Life by Leighton Ford

17. I’ll Go Home Then, It’s Warm and Has Chairs by David Thorne

18. A Vow So Bold and Deadly by Brigid Kemmerer

19. Killing November - Adriana Mather

20. The Problem of Pain - C.S. Lewis

21. Hunting November - Adriana Mather

22. You’ll Get Through This - Max Lucado

23. The Boy Who Followed His Father into Auschwitz - Jeremy Dronfield

24. The 5 Love Languages of Children - Gary Chapman & Ross Campbell

25. Always Never Yours - Emily Wibberly

26. The Stranger Inside - Lisa Unger

27. The Inheritance Games - Jennifer Lynn Barnes

28. Be the Bridge - LaTasha Morrison

29. The Pieces of Ourselves - Maggie Harcourt

30. Something in the Water - Catherine Steadman

31. A Beautiful Day in the Neighbourhood - Fred Rogers

32. The Thursday Murder Club - Richard Osman

33. Live Fearless - Sadie Robertson

34. The More of Less - Joshua Becker

35. Daisy Jones & The Six - Taylor Jenkins Reid

36. Anna and the French Kiss - Stephanie Perkins

37. The Flight Girls - Noelle Salazar

38. The Woman in the Window - A.J. Finn

39. Gentle and Lowly - Dane Ortlund

40. The Spirit of the Disciplines - Dallas Willard (read 56% then quit)

41. Nine Perfect Strangers - Liane Moriarty

42. Throw Like a Girl - Sarah Henning

43. The Last Summer of Us - Maggie Harcourt

44. The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo - Taylor Jenkins Reid

45. How Happiness Happens - Max Lucado

46. A Darker Shade of Magic - V.E. Schwab

47. A Gathering of Shadows - V.E. Schwab

48. A Conjuring of Light - V.E. Schwab

49. Hunt, Gather, Parent - Michaeleen Doucleff

50. Malibu Rising - Taylor Jenkins Reid

51. The Last Letter From Your Lover - Jojo Moyes

52. The Road Back to You - Ian Morgan Crone & Suzanne Stabile

53. August and Everything After - Jennifer Salvato Doktorski

54. You Have a Match - Emma Lord

55. The Guest List - Lucy Foley

56. Jesus - Max Lucado

57. Field Notes on Love - Jennifer E. Smith

58. Rhythms of Renewal - Rebekah Lyons

59. The Book of Two Ways - Jodi Picoult

60. The Firekeeper’s Daughter - Angeline Boulley

61. My Life with the Walter Boys - Ali Novak

62. The Enneagram of Belonging - Christopher L. Heuertz

63. The Chain - Adrian McKinty

64. The Nickel Boys - Colson Whitehead

65. Satisfied - Alyssa Joy Bethke

66. Say You’ll Remember Me - Katie McGarry

67. The Strange and Beautiful Sorrows of Ava Lavender - Leslye Walton

68. Girl Defined - Kristen Clark & Bethany Baird

69. The Seven Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle - Stuart Turton

70. The Alice Network - Kate Quinn

71. Such a Fun Age - Kiley Reid

72. Why Suffering - Ravi Zacharias & Vince Vitale

73. 5 Love Languages Singles Edition - Gary Chapman

74. The Final Girls Support Group - Grady Hendrix

75. The Hawthorne Legacy - Jennifer Lynn Barnes

76. More Than We Can Tell - Brigid Kemmerer

77. Confessions on the 7:45 - Lisa Unger

78. The Good Neighbor: The Life and Work of Fred Rogers - Maxwell King

79. Truly Devious - Maureen Johnson

80. The Meaning of Marriage - Timothy & Kathy Keller

81. The Vanishing Stair - Maureen Johnson

82. The Hand on the Wall - Maureen Johnson

83. The Box in the Woods - Maureen Johnson

84. Animal Farm - George Orwell

85. Alex, Approximately - Jenn Bennett

86. Live No Lies - John Mark Comer

87. God and the Pandemic - N.T. Wright

88. The Secret History - Donna Tartt

89. Peter Pan and Wendy - J.M. Barrie

90. One Day in December - Josie Silver

91. Daring to Hope - Katie Davis Majors

92. The Man Who Died Twice - Richard Osman

93. Hercule Poirot’s Christmas - Agatha Christie

94. A Castle in the Clouds - Kerstin Gier

95. Take Back Your Family - Jefferson Bethke

[heartmagician]

ok here’s a list of every book I read in 2020

Her Body & Other Parties by Carmen Maria Machado

Hard Damage by Aria Aber

Bluets by Maggie Nelson 

The Lifting Dress by Lauren Berry

Reconstructions by Bradley Trumpfheller

The Tradition by Jericho Brown^

Space Struck by Paige Lewis

The Burgermeister’s Daughter: Scandal in a Sixteenth Century German Town by Steven E. Ozment^

Blood Dazzler by Patricia Smith^

Aeneid Book VI by Virgil, translated by Seamus Heaney^

Engine Empire by Cathy Park Hong^

Holy the Firm by Annie Dillard^

Disappearing Earth by Julia Phillips

The Descent of Alette by Alice Notley^

Idaho by Emily Ruskovich*

The Maid and The Queen: The Secret History of Joan of Arc by Nancy Goldstone^

Housekeeping by Marilynne Robinson^

Bright Dead Things by Ada Limón*^

Homie by Danez Smith

Little Fires Everywhere by Celeste Ng

Drift by Caroline Bergvall^

There There by Tommy Orange

Nox by Anne Carson^

Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro*^

A Bestiary by Lily Hoang^

The Fact of a Body by Alex Marzano-Lesnevich

Odes to Lithium by Shira Erlichman

The Roxy Letters by Mary Pauline Lowry

Good Boys by Megan Fernandes

Don’t Be Afraid, Gringo by Elvia Alvarado, translated by Medea Benjamin^

Testimony: Death of a Guatemalan Village by Victor Montejo^

One Day of Life by Manlio Argueta, translated by Bill Brow^

Bandit by Molly Brodak

The Tattooed Soldier by Héctor Tobar^

An American Marriage by Tayari Jones

Thief in the Interior by Phillip B. Williams

Eyes Bottle Dark With a Mouthful of Flowers by Jake Skeets

Under the Banner of Heaven by Jon Krakauer

The Light of the World by Elizabeth Alexander

A Burning by Megha Majumdar

When Death Takes Something From You Give it Back: Carl’s Book by Naja Marie Aidt, translated by Denise Newman

Mostly Dead Things by Kristen Arnett

I Can’t Talk About the Trees Without the Blood by Tiana Clark

A Nail the Evening Hangs On by Monica Sok

Without Protection by Gala Mukomolova

Birthright by George Abraham

monster house. by Mia S. Willis

Stay, Illusion by Lucie Brock-Broido

The Book of Delights by Ross Gay

Luster by Raven Leilani

Guillotine by Eduardo C. Corral

Sana Sana by Ariana Brown

The Crying Book by Heather Christle

Crown Noble by Bianca Phipps

The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller

Dispatch by Cameron Awkward-Rich

Cold Alchemy by Amrita Chakraborty

You Ask Me to Talk About the Interior by Carolina Ebeid

The Carrying by Ada Limón

Runaway by Alice Munro

My Year of Rest & Relaxation by Ottessa Moshfegh

Cut Woman by Dena Igusti

Giovanni’s Room by James Baldwin

Trash by Dorothy Allison

Fuck Your Darlings by Devin Devine

Set to Music a Wildfire by Ruth Awad

Daddy by Emma Cline

The Empathy Exams by Leslie Jamison

The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid

Portrait of the Alcoholic by Kaveh Akbar

Daisy Jones & the Six by Taylor Jenkins Reid

How to Write an Autobiographical Novel by Alexander Chee

The Isle of Youth by Laura van den Berg

The Art of Memoir by Mary Karr^

Take Me Apart by Sara Sligar

Heavier Than Wait by Ilyus Evander

The Best American Essays 2019, edited by Rebecca Solnit^

Look by Solmaz Sharif

The Death of Vivek Oji by Akwaeke Emezi

The Office of Historical Corrections by Danielle Evans

Anodyne by Khadijah Queen

Shuggie Bain by Douglas Stuart * = reread ^ = read for a class