#Death by Dying

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World’s eeny teeniest fandom… I present three man eating cats of DEATH BY DYING

[katabay]

Gert: Could be better! Could be better if I’m gonna be honest. Do you have a phone? OW: No, I’m sorry, I don’t have one on me. Gert: Do you know where the police station is? OW: The police are highly ineffective in Crestfall.

Obituary 01: Wyatt Died

the death by dying podcast is really fucking funny

[deathbydyingpod]

Everyone’s jumping straight to Summerween — but what about Hallowspring? Folk horror, haunted cottages, rustic cults, monster-infested forests, green witches gathering beneath the eclipse… every season deserves its spooky moment

[impulsepolls]

Count things you were genuinely interested in, even if you didn't finish/haven't finished it yet. Best estimate is fine.

[minorheroics]

we're doing a hear me out cake but I listen to fiction podcasts so I just put paragraphs from the wiki on there and make you listen to an episode or two for every character

[knovesstorytelling]

Am I wrong tho

[yamikakyuu]

Podcast titles as retro signs Part 1

Part 2 | Part 3

[slyandthefamilybook]

every podcast have:

pathetic little meow meow

man who's off his rocker

the two most badass lesbians you've ever seen

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Bracket — Round 1

Propaganda

The Obituary Writer (Death by Dying):

canonically good looking, but also a cringefail loser wet cat of a man who fails to do ninja stealth rolls and has a facial expression like he's a murderer. loves his best friend so very very much (give it up for important platonic relationships!) and is totally fine and coping well with the events of the podcast, no need to worry :)

Madge Stallion (Fawx & Stallion):

Madge Stallion was submitted without propaganda.

[theillegalpundealer]

Rating podcast men based on how likely i'd be able to beat them in a fight

Jonathan Sims tma: rat man. he's 90 pounds sopping wet. an angry weasel could easily beat him. i feel like one good punch would do him in he only survived the podcast through sheer stubbornness

Cecil Palmer wtnv: he'd trip on his own feather boa and manage to knock himself out before a single punch was thrown. and if he somehow managed not to do that i feel like he could hold his own for like thirty seconds and then get folded

Arthur Lester malevolent: do you think i have a death wish i would die immediately. it wouldnt even be a fight to the death and i would die within five seconds. this man has killed before and will kill again and i am so so afraid of him

Obituary Writer death by dying: i feel like he could hold his own. like i think it'd genuinely be a pretty equal fight. there is a 50/50 chance id die in some entirely unrelated and mysterious way but he'd write me a great obituary and be a great sport about it

Warren Godby red valley: seeing as warren literally killed a man and went to prison i dont think i could rate my chances all that great here. like he's nice and chill now (mostly) but still. like i dont think id die but he would totally kick my ass

Gordon Porlock red valley: okay i know warrens already there and i might not stand a chance against warren but gordon? he would flake apart like a wet napkin. mans is jon sims levels of pathetic. probably worse. i feel like if you bumped into him too hard he'd disintegrate or something

Sydney Sargent ch&t: i would feel soso bad but sydney is going down. like i would hate it. i would want to give him a piece of bread and butter and send him on his merry way but if i had to fight him there is no way in hell he could win

[lovejosephquinn]

quite simply, a work of ✨ART✨

[vibinginthedreamlands]

How many horror podcasts do you have to listen to to automatically recognize the sound of human teeth against a stone container?

[hungry-hyena]

throwback to when I was so wrecked by death by dyings first season finale I wrote an entire song abt it

[deathbydyingpod]

Skeletons embrace in their coffins. Chocolate-covered strawberries drip bloody-red. Your Sweethearts candy says “Behind U.” You write a love letter to The Void. The Void writes a love letter back. I wish you all a very Gothic Valentine’s Day.

[everydayiinchclosertobeingaworm]

I swear tumblr hears you like podcasts and immediately assumes you’ve listened to tma since 2021. IM TRYING

[olruggioofthetorch]

If only Charlotte could write us a haiku about this walrus vs fairy thing I feel like it'd turn the tides on this argument