#Deanie weenie

[brainwormcity]

I feel like Dean turned out really fucking cute. I feel like him maintained his Disney princess vibes. Probably will work on more expressions for Sam and start on a sprite for Bobby. Who else should I make?

[dykeredhood]

The way I keep forgetting W and P in the NATO Phonetic Alphabet is so Dean Winchester of me

[supernaturalreminders]

Everything he’s wearing in the first picture looks like it photo shopped on some how lol

Well. That was a Look.™️

[theygotlost]

why does hank get a middle name and dean doesnt 🤬🤬🤬🤬

[smulnsander]

thinking abt finally starting dead money i've been sad out of my mind for the past month-ish and i'm out of hormones this sad little fagot needs some scary/sad man serotonin

[sloppyneedybmxboy]

"I just know that this whole thing couldn't be messier" DEAN. DEANIE WEENIE. I love him so much, he's so heart broken and tired and conflicted and cas the love of his life who also completely WRECKED dean's life a few months ago is sitting in his passenger seat and dean is LOVING it despite everything telling him not to, despite wanting to hate cas, and he's feelin so so bittersweet because he's angry but he's relieved that cas is alive but he wants to protect cas, who can't remember anything, even dean, he wants to lie to cas and not tell him who he is, which is an act of love, he wants to keep him safe, his heart is hurting, he can't make sense of what it all means, sam's head is broken, cas is the one who did it, cas is in his CAR but not the cas that he knew, but his heart is exploding in 100 different directions at once saying cas cas cas cas

He used to be able to SHAKE THIS STUFF OFF guys he used to get over the loss the trauma the heartbreak the hurt feelings the arguements but what cas did? he just can't and he doesn't know WHY (luckily we do though, it's because he broke your heart babygirl - but you still love him regardless)

but anyway just the fact that dean has all these big feelings for this neeky angel is so sweet and tender and sad to me, like he can't make sense of why he cant! just! get over it! he can't make sense of why the pain caused by this act of betrayal, when he's experienced countless betrayals in his short short life, won't fade! why's this time different!

AND THEN CAS SAYS "well, it doesn't matter why. you're not a machine, dean, you're human"

[blessyourhondahurley]

Suptober day 13 - Do I Dare?

Jo pushes Dean to approach an attractive stranger.

Suptober prompt: Flirt Flufftober prompt: Wrong (…) Fictober prompt: “Come with me, hurry.” Inktober prompt: Rise

(Read on AO3)

“Josephine, come on, please do not make me do this.” He turns his best puppy-dog eyes on for her, but his sister from another mister is unmoved.

“A dare's a dare, Deanie weenie,” she replies loftily, sloshing her beer at him. “And you, my chickenshit friend, have been dared. Rise to the challenge! You've been staring at that guy all freakin' night but you don't have the balls to go talk to him on your own, so now I'm taking charge. Make sure you do it exactly like I told you to.”

Grabbing his shoulders, she forces him to turn and face the bar. Then she slaps him on the back hard enough to propel him forward a couple steps without his permission. Dean looks back over his shoulder and gives her a glare hot enough to peel the skin right off her face if she had any sense of shame or self-preservation. Unfortunately, Jo Harvelle's always been in very short supply on those two characteristics, as well as the quality of mercy. He grits his teeth and marches the remaining few feet from their table to the bar where his unsuspecting (and incandescently attractive) target sits.

He takes a deep breath, blows it out, then takes hold of the man's firm bicep and hisses, “Come with me, hurry,” in his ear, precisely as he'd been instructed.

Shocked by the intrusion, the man turns a pair of brilliant blue eyes on him. “I'm sorry, do I know you?” he asks in a gruff voice that makes Dean's knees tremble a little.

Having completed the dare, Dean is now free to attempt damage control. “Oh, uh, sorry,” he says, blushing. “Wrong person. Thought you were my, umm...” His mind goes blank. “...Brother...?” he finishes, voice trailing off halfway through the word. It's a performance that wouldn't convince a goldfish, and the man he's talking to is having none of it.

“Really?” he asks, one eyebrow cocked in challenge.

Dean rubs the back of his neck and shrugs. “Uh, no. It was a dare... To get me over here, 'cause I didn't have the guts to come talk to you on my own.”

The man takes a long pull off his beer bottle and looks Dean all the way over, a slow journey of those striking eyes from his dusty boots up to his gel-spiked hair. He must like what he sees because he gives a flirty, quirked grin and leans in. “Well, now that you're here,” he whispers in Dean's ear, “what are you going to do next?”

“Can I start by buying you a drink?” he asks, taking a seat on the next bar stool. At the man's nod, Dean lifts his hand to get the bartender's attention. A chorus of whoops and bangs starts up from Jo's table, and he reaches the other hand around behind his new friend's back and flips her the bird. She's never going to let him live this down, but maybe, if he plays his cards right, this guy's gonna make the aggravation worth his while.

[whats-9plus10]

Why does The Monarch hate Rusty Venture?

SPOILERS for Radiant is the Blood of the Baboon Heart.

Is THE reason because Monarch believed Debbie left him for Rusty?

In the flashback, we see Rusty in his post-college poinytail. In this phase we know Rusty is being bodyguarded by Myra. The Monarch and tries and fails to arch him in his old costume. During this time Bobbi had come to Rusty to assist in transferring her powers to Debbie.

However, we know that Monarch arched Rusty prior to this incident in college.

This means...no! Debbie isn't THE reason. At least not the first reason. I figured this out this when I realized how exactly Rusty tricked Myra into believing she was the boys' mother. The post credit scene recontexualized my entire perspective on Myra.

"So I can finally give birth to my teeny weeny Deany"

"I let her belive she was the boys' mother. I messed her up pretty bad"

This is a valid reaction considering how many times the boys have died under Rusty's care. We don't know if it's happened yet but we do know that Rusty had started cloning them by the time Brock took the job after Myra was removed. It's kind of sad to hear her last words knowing what we do now. "I won't let you keep them"

[umbreoncomplex]

Dean was on the couch and he was wathcing a tv show about pie. It was about cookin apple pie, pumpkin pie, pudding pie, blueberry pie, cherry pie, key lime pie, pecan pie, chicken pot pie, lemon pie, boston creme pie,and banana cremme pie. "Ooh babyy" he licked his lips as they took the pie out of the oven. Then somebody pooped up behind him.

"dnaE" they asked. he recognized the vioce. Iit was the gay angel man.

"Hello cas" he turned to him very quickly and turned the tv off. "you didnt see that. i wasnt watch anuthing. i Swear."

"Don'ut swear dena, it's not very ladylike."

"cas you are such a chuckleface."

"what"

"whats in ytour hands cas?"

"i made you a pie. Look Deanie i worked very hard. i even caught my tie on fire," he glanced down at the half burnt tie and then it turned brand new again because of hjis homosexual powers

"thats not pie," dean frowned loudly. The angle's eyebrows lifted sadlike

"yes it is i worked hard"

"no look at it." the anelg looked at the flat piece of dough in his hands. a single apple slice rested in the middle of it and it wasnt even cooked.

"how did you manage to catch it on fire did you even put it into the oven ya dumb snot?" deanie weenies eyebrows went together andf his princess eyes widened to the size of paltes and his lips puckered.

"whats an oven dean?"

"how did you catch on fire?"

"i dont know i just did i was cutting the apple and all of a sudden something was smoking"

"you stupid butt come here and let me checku for burns"

"i am okey dokey" the anal promised him. dean shook his had "no you shit stick come here" he hugged him exTREMEly tightly. "you smell like fire."

"i was in purgastory."

"baby boy" he slapped his back in a loving, painful, way

"ouch danie" cas frowned again. dean gasped darmatically

"DID I HJURT OUOU?"?" he shouted in his face. The anelg stared into his green rapunzel eyes. "I ALWAYS HURT EVERYONE I LOVE NOT YOU TOO CAS I DON'T NEED THAT." cas continued to stare and then his eyes turned blue.

"Are you going to eat the pie or not you little shit"

[sheepstiel]

do you think dean uses silly little penis euphemisms. like deanie weenie.

[alltheoutcasts]

Alright pookies ima go work on Deanie weenies birthday edit and watch suits

[destielrunningintothesunset]

Dean Winchester: *is a badass ruthless monster hunter who has literally fought God.*

Me: *calls him Deanie-Weenie because he's cute*

[bloodfreakcastiel]

Gif request of dean being angry/physically violent 👀

yeah sure why not, when i get home to my hard drive i’ll make some ittle wittle deanie weenie being violent

[definitely-not-5urreal-w4nderer]

He's my Deanie weenie bo beanie, my precious sloppy sad boy

[real-dean-stansfield]

hey deanie weenie, what's your pronouns?

I use He. You know. As a man who is comfortable in masculinity and all that entails

[smulnsander]

I need to keep playing dead money I haven't touched it in a day despite the face I love my deany weeny