#Datekou

[sim-patelle]

Futakuchi actually watches quiz-shows. It's always fun seeing him getting annoyed at the answers of the candidates if it's wrong. It's not like his answers are always right, but it's just amusing to see him as he mumbles his thinking out loud.

[mzhari4]

Captains !! 🌟

[rjhpandapaws]

Kosuke Sakunami

4.8.2024

[incorrect-highkyuu]

Alternate Responses to "I love you"

Oikawa: Who doesn't? Tsukishima: I know. Kenma: Thanks. Sakusa: A horrible decision, really. Ushijima: Why? Yamaguchi: *laughs nervously* Kuroo: *laughs hysterically* Atsumu: YEET Shirabu: I'm sorry Bokuto: *finger guns* Futakuchi: If only there was someone out there who loved you

[runayachi]

Trick or treat!

"How did you guys get in here?" Mai asks.

The volleyball falls to the floor. Aone and Futakuchi turn to her.

"I have a key," Futakuchi says when the silence gets too loud.

"Liar." Mai reaches into her pocket and pulls out the key to the gym. "Coach gave me the key for safekeeping."

Aone points at Futakuchi, who scowls.

"I have the spare key," Futakuachi amends.

"Coach has the spare." Mai twirls the gym key around her finger. "Try again."

Aone points at the door, then at Futakuchi.

Mai squints at Aone, then at Futakuchi, who's elbowing Aone, then at the door. The pieces click into place.

"Since when can you pick locks?" Mai demands.

"That's illegal," Futakuchi replies. "I can't pick locks."

Aone snorts.

Mai sighs. "Whatever," she says. "Next time, call me."

"You were late," Futakuchi grumbles. "Aone and I wanted to start practice."

"By ten minutes!"

[send me "trick or treat" and i will write you a drabble!]

[basilandthymegarden]

Sometimes, I sit there and cry because I remembered that Aone Takanobu, this sweet, fictional, turtle-loving man, just wanted people to not be afraid to sit next to him on the train. 😭

[river-demon-slayer]

Suna Rintarou always has at least 3 electronic devices on him. Usually it's his mobile phone, a 2nd mobile phone (to record all the Miya twins antics), earphones/headphones/airpods (he has all three and uses whichever one he feels like on that particular day), and finally, his beloved PS4 (he got the newer models once he was out of High School). Sometimes, he'll carry his Laptop with him as well. They are his prized possessions and he feels a sense of comfort when he has them around, knowing that he can use them whenever he wants to escape a social situation.

Honorary mentions who do the same are Tsukishima (he canonically wears headphones all the time except for when he is in class) and Kenma (he can't live without his PS4).

[hauntedbythenarrative]

[princess-from-another-galaxy]

So in Haikyuu there are 2 national high school volleyball tournaments per year. The Inter high & the Spring tournament.

But aside from the 1st year we only know some of the Miyagi winners.

Year 1: IH- Shiratorizawa; ST- Karasuno

Year 2: IH- ???; ST- Date Tech

Year 3: IH-???; ST- Karasuno

(I assume the teams we do know went to Nationals post timeskip, went to the spring Tournament)

I wonder who won the others....

[kitkatdatt]

Fem! kogagoshi

[corvidsinatrenchcoat]

happy april 1st!

as promised, there will be no screaming, no jumpscares, and no discomfort. only silly chaos and chaotic silliness :)

anyway, here’s various hq characters’ go-to pranks, in no particular order:

tanaka: releases pigeons into the office of whichever staff member most recently pissed him off. last year, it was the teacher that was actively creeping kiyoko out, because tanaka found her mid-panic attack shortly before winter break. nothing had actually happened yet, just Bad Vibes(tm), so tanaka took matters into his own hands. (after clearing it with kiyoko, of course, and kiyoko approved) where does he get the pigeons? no one knows. who is his next target? rumor has it it isn’t a staff member at all, but a fellow student. rumor also has it that this student is a tall, blond first year with a sour attitude who mocked tanaka’s pigeon attack mercilessly when he heard about it. but that’s just rumor ;)

(more under the cut because this is turning out to be a longer post than i thought it would be)

yachi: she bakes oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. she tells people they are oatmeal raisin cookies. they eat them anyway when she offers, because no one can say no to yachi. they are shocked when they’re chocolate chip cookies. she is an evil mastermind and should be feared.

daichi: lets hinata and kageyama run practice. no one is ever the same again. daichi has no regrets.

takeda: he is absolutely the teacher that gives out tests of Very Silly instructions and says this is worth a large chunk of the final grade. kageyama falls for this Every Time. tsukishima fell for it once. this does not stop kageyama from bringing it up at every opportunity.

ukai: wears the most intense (obnoxious) outfit he can. last year, he went death metal goth, but he mostly only scared his parents. this year, rumor has it he was browsing clown costumes. there is a 99.99% chance that none of the team will recognize him - he goes hardcore with costumes.

kuroo: writes all of his texts in periodic table chemicals. as if, if he was trying to say “see you later”, he’d write “copper lanthanum tellurium argon” (Cu La Te Ar). everyone hates this. no one responds to his texts. the joy he gets out of it is disproportionate.

oikawa: speaks only in terrible pick-up lines. will not stop, even if iwaizumi tries to suffocate him.

matsukawa: only speaks in riddles.

hanamaki: only speaks in rhymes.

miya twins: swap hair colors. no one is fooled.

sugawara: swaps schools with his identical twin sister. pretends he’s her, and she pretends she’s him. confusion abound. she does successfully gaslight daichi and asahi. she does not successfully gaslight kiyoko, but sugawara still considers it a success.

ushijima: pretends he doesn’t like volleyball anymore. this prank fails, because all of shiratorizawa is so concerned that they actually call an ambulance. no one is laughing. ushijima is a little disappointed. tendou promises he’ll help him put together a better prank next year.

kiyoko: puts on red eye contacts. not everyone notices, but the people who do? Shook.

hinata: skips practice to show up at nekoma and surprise kenma. kenma is not as surprised as hinata would have liked, but he does invite him to join in on nekoma’s practice, so hinata still gets his volleyball fix.

kyoutani: flirts back when oikawa says a pick-up line to him. three dead, twelve injured. kunimi, the only teammate to have received a warning, catches oikawa’s reaction on camera. it is beautiful.

nishinoya: rides on asahi’s shoulders, wearing a truly massive trench coat. he spends the entire day giggling, and the teachers let him have his fun. they only almost die on the stairs twice.

bokuto: doesn’t understand the concept of a prank. buys people SO much candy and gives it to them, wanting/expecting nothing in return. everyone loves bokuto’s pranks.

tendou: puts salt in his teammates’ water-bottles. shirabu almost clocked him - the only reason the hit didn’t connect is that semi kicked tendou’s legs out from under him before it could, sending him crashing to the floor. 

kageyama: doesn’t attempt homicide once all day. hinata is Spooked.

aone: talks all day. date tech: Gobsmacked.

yahaba: steals oikawa’s phone. changes all of the contact names to the most creatively unflattering personal descriptions. example: “iwa-chan <3″ becomes “almost normal man, except for the fact that he has the Worst taste in men” and “makki” becomes “kool-aid man if he didn’t see the sun for a decade”

futakuchi: dresses up like moniwa, wig and makeup to improve facial appearance very much included. koganegawa is so enamored by the idea that he does it too, despite not knowing moniwa very well.

[thehaikyuuzone]

The datekou boys 😭

[incorrect-highkyuu]

Kamasaki: You must avenge us! Futakuchi: You're not even dead. Kamasaki: Mind your own business!

[skztrashinthebuilding-recs]

Additional Character's Birthdays

includes timeskip characters

January

Suna Rintarou- 25th

February

Hirugami Sachirō - 3rd

Ikejiri Hayato - 19th

March

Sakusa Kiyoomi - 20th

April

Hyakuzawa Yūdai - 3rd

Kiryū Wakatsu - 8th

May

Nicolas Romero - 17th

Misaki Hana - 30th

June

Kawatabi Shunki - 11th

Hakuba Gao - 27th

July

Komori Motoya - 30th

August

Numai Kazuma - 4th

Nakashima Takeru - 20th

Towada Yoshiki - 24th

September

Kuguri Naoyasu - 9th

October

Akimiya Noboru - 18th

Haikyuu Birthday Masterlist

January

Azumane Asahi- 1st

Kiyoko Shimizu- 6th

Takeda Ittetsu- 10th

Himekawa Aoi- 19th

Haruki Komi- 23rd

Hanamaki Takahiro- 27th

February 

Takahito Sasaya- 10th

Hayato Yamagata- 14th

Kinnoshita Hisashi- 15th

Oomimi Ren- 17th

Hayato Ikejiri- 19th

Yamamoto Taketora- 22nd

March

Matsukawa Issei- 1st

Yahaba Shigeru- 1st

Tanaka Ryuunosuke- 3rd

Tsukishima Akiteru- 8th

Yamamoto Akane- 13th

Kunimi Akira- 25th

April

Hyakuzawa Yudai- 3rd

Watari Shinji- 3rd

Ojiro Aran- 4th

Ukai Keishin- 5th

Haiba Alisa- 5th

Kai Nobuyuki- 8th

Teradomari Motoki- 12th

Akagi Michinari- 12th

Onaga Wataru- 14th

Kawanishi Taichi- 15th

Kazumasa Hanayama- 16th

Hoshiumi Kourai- 16th

Terushima Yuuji- 18th

May

Shirabu Kenjiro- 4th

Tanaka Saeko- 5th

Tendo Satori- 20th

June

Kindaichi Yuutaro- 6th

Iwaizumi Hajime- 10th

Kawatabi Shunki- 11th

Sugawara Koushi- 13th

Hinata Shouyou- 21st

July

Daishou Suguru- 1st

Kita Shinsuke- 5th

Koganegawa Kanji- 9th

Oikawa Tooru- 20th

August

Michimiya Yui- 1st

Sarukui Yamato- 2nd

Morisuke Yaku- 8th

Aone Takanobu- 13th

Ushijima Wakitoshi- 13th

Narita Kazuhito- 17th

Nakashima Takeru- 20th

Ghoshiki Tsutomu- 22nd

Towada Yoshiki- 24th

Washio Tatsuki- 29th

Sakunami Kosuke- 30th

September

Yachi Hitoka- 4th

Moniwa Kaname- 6th

Bokuto Koutaru- 20th

Tsukishima Kei- 27th

Fukunaga Shouhei- 29th

Konoha Akinori- 30th

October

Miya Atsumu- 5th

Miya Osamu- 5th

Echigo Sakae- 9th

Nishinoya Yuu- 10th

Kozume Kenma- 16th

Akimiya Noboru- 18th

Chigaya Eikichi- 19th

Kanoka Amanai- 24th

Haiba Lev- 30th

Oohira Reon- 30th

November

Inuoka Sou- 1st

Maruyama Kazuki- 4th

Kamasaki Yasushi- 8th

Yamaguchi Tadashi- 10th

Futakuchi Kenji- 10th

Semi Eita- 11th

Kuroo Tetsuro- 17th

December

Akaashi Keiji- 5th

Kyoutani Kentaro- 7th

Onagawa Taro- 14th

Obara Yutaka- 15th

Shibayama Yuuki- 16th

Yamaka Mika- 19th

Kageyama Tobio- 22nd

Ennoshita Chikara- 26th

Sawamura Daichi- 31st

Please let me know if i missed anyone or if i am incorrect. All this information was from the Haikyuu Wiki page.

[runayachi]

tumblr user runayachi has a body ?!

[image description: a photo of lyz (me) taken in a bathroom mirror. Lyz has shoulder-length brown hair and glasses. The rest of their face is obscured by their phone. They're wearing a bleach dyed dark blue shirt, black shorts, and a Datekou volleyball club jacket. There is a soap dispenser in the bottom corner of the mirror. /end id]

got to see the haikyuu movie today :)

[quixoatic]

i lied and disappeared for more days. happy pride month.