#Datekou

[sim-patelle]

Futakuchi actually watches quiz-shows. It's always fun seeing him getting annoyed at the answers of the candidates if it's wrong. It's not like his answers are always right, but it's just amusing to see him as he mumbles his thinking out loud.

[mzhari4]

Captains !! 🌟

[incorrect-highkyuu]

Moniwa: You didn't even react. You need to react when people cry. Futakuchi: I did... I rolled my eyes.

[rjhpandapaws]

Kosuke Sakunami

4.8.2024

[runayachi]

Trick or treat!

"How did you guys get in here?" Mai asks.

The volleyball falls to the floor. Aone and Futakuchi turn to her.

"I have a key," Futakuchi says when the silence gets too loud.

"Liar." Mai reaches into her pocket and pulls out the key to the gym. "Coach gave me the key for safekeeping."

Aone points at Futakuchi, who scowls.

"I have the spare key," Futakuachi amends.

"Coach has the spare." Mai twirls the gym key around her finger. "Try again."

Aone points at the door, then at Futakuchi.

Mai squints at Aone, then at Futakuchi, who's elbowing Aone, then at the door. The pieces click into place.

"Since when can you pick locks?" Mai demands.

"That's illegal," Futakuchi replies. "I can't pick locks."

Aone snorts.

Mai sighs. "Whatever," she says. "Next time, call me."

"You were late," Futakuchi grumbles. "Aone and I wanted to start practice."

"By ten minutes!"

[send me "trick or treat" and i will write you a drabble!]

[basilandthymegarden]

Sometimes, I sit there and cry because I remembered that Aone Takanobu, this sweet, fictional, turtle-loving man, just wanted people to not be afraid to sit next to him on the train. 😭

[river-demon-slayer]

Suna Rintarou always has at least 3 electronic devices on him. Usually it's his mobile phone, a 2nd mobile phone (to record all the Miya twins antics), earphones/headphones/airpods (he has all three and uses whichever one he feels like on that particular day), and finally, his beloved PS4 (he got the newer models once he was out of High School). Sometimes, he'll carry his Laptop with him as well. They are his prized possessions and he feels a sense of comfort when he has them around, knowing that he can use them whenever he wants to escape a social situation.

Honorary mentions who do the same are Tsukishima (he canonically wears headphones all the time except for when he is in class) and Kenma (he can't live without his PS4).

[princess-from-another-galaxy]

So in Haikyuu there are 2 national high school volleyball tournaments per year. The Inter high & the Spring tournament.

But aside from the 1st year we only know some of the Miyagi winners.

Year 1: IH- Shiratorizawa; ST- Karasuno

Year 2: IH- ???; ST- Date Tech

Year 3: IH-???; ST- Karasuno

(I assume the teams we do know went to Nationals post timeskip, went to the spring Tournament)

I wonder who won the others....

[kitkatdatt]

Fem! kogagoshi

[corvidsinatrenchcoat]

happy april 1st!

as promised, there will be no screaming, no jumpscares, and no discomfort. only silly chaos and chaotic silliness :)

anyway, here’s various hq characters’ go-to pranks, in no particular order:

tanaka: releases pigeons into the office of whichever staff member most recently pissed him off. last year, it was the teacher that was actively creeping kiyoko out, because tanaka found her mid-panic attack shortly before winter break. nothing had actually happened yet, just Bad Vibes(tm), so tanaka took matters into his own hands. (after clearing it with kiyoko, of course, and kiyoko approved) where does he get the pigeons? no one knows. who is his next target? rumor has it it isn’t a staff member at all, but a fellow student. rumor also has it that this student is a tall, blond first year with a sour attitude who mocked tanaka’s pigeon attack mercilessly when he heard about it. but that’s just rumor ;)

(more under the cut because this is turning out to be a longer post than i thought it would be)

yachi: she bakes oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. she tells people they are oatmeal raisin cookies. they eat them anyway when she offers, because no one can say no to yachi. they are shocked when they’re chocolate chip cookies. she is an evil mastermind and should be feared.

daichi: lets hinata and kageyama run practice. no one is ever the same again. daichi has no regrets.

takeda: he is absolutely the teacher that gives out tests of Very Silly instructions and says this is worth a large chunk of the final grade. kageyama falls for this Every Time. tsukishima fell for it once. this does not stop kageyama from bringing it up at every opportunity.

ukai: wears the most intense (obnoxious) outfit he can. last year, he went death metal goth, but he mostly only scared his parents. this year, rumor has it he was browsing clown costumes. there is a 99.99% chance that none of the team will recognize him - he goes hardcore with costumes.

kuroo: writes all of his texts in periodic table chemicals. as if, if he was trying to say “see you later”, he’d write “copper lanthanum tellurium argon” (Cu La Te Ar). everyone hates this. no one responds to his texts. the joy he gets out of it is disproportionate.

oikawa: speaks only in terrible pick-up lines. will not stop, even if iwaizumi tries to suffocate him.

matsukawa: only speaks in riddles.

hanamaki: only speaks in rhymes.

miya twins: swap hair colors. no one is fooled.

sugawara: swaps schools with his identical twin sister. pretends he’s her, and she pretends she’s him. confusion abound. she does successfully gaslight daichi and asahi. she does not successfully gaslight kiyoko, but sugawara still considers it a success.

ushijima: pretends he doesn’t like volleyball anymore. this prank fails, because all of shiratorizawa is so concerned that they actually call an ambulance. no one is laughing. ushijima is a little disappointed. tendou promises he’ll help him put together a better prank next year.

kiyoko: puts on red eye contacts. not everyone notices, but the people who do? Shook.

hinata: skips practice to show up at nekoma and surprise kenma. kenma is not as surprised as hinata would have liked, but he does invite him to join in on nekoma’s practice, so hinata still gets his volleyball fix.

kyoutani: flirts back when oikawa says a pick-up line to him. three dead, twelve injured. kunimi, the only teammate to have received a warning, catches oikawa’s reaction on camera. it is beautiful.

nishinoya: rides on asahi’s shoulders, wearing a truly massive trench coat. he spends the entire day giggling, and the teachers let him have his fun. they only almost die on the stairs twice.

bokuto: doesn’t understand the concept of a prank. buys people SO much candy and gives it to them, wanting/expecting nothing in return. everyone loves bokuto’s pranks.

tendou: puts salt in his teammates’ water-bottles. shirabu almost clocked him - the only reason the hit didn’t connect is that semi kicked tendou’s legs out from under him before it could, sending him crashing to the floor. 

kageyama: doesn’t attempt homicide once all day. hinata is Spooked.

aone: talks all day. date tech: Gobsmacked.

yahaba: steals oikawa’s phone. changes all of the contact names to the most creatively unflattering personal descriptions. example: “iwa-chan <3″ becomes “almost normal man, except for the fact that he has the Worst taste in men” and “makki” becomes “kool-aid man if he didn’t see the sun for a decade”

futakuchi: dresses up like moniwa, wig and makeup to improve facial appearance very much included. koganegawa is so enamored by the idea that he does it too, despite not knowing moniwa very well.

[thehaikyuuzone]

The datekou boys 😭

[incorrect-highkyuu]

Alternate Responses to "I love you"

Oikawa: Who doesn't? Tsukishima: I know. Kenma: Thanks. Sakusa: A horrible decision, really. Ushijima: Why? Yamaguchi: *laughs nervously* Kuroo: *laughs hysterically* Atsumu: YEET Shirabu: I'm sorry Bokuto: *finger guns* Futakuchi: If only there was someone out there who loved you

[runayachi]

tumblr user runayachi has a body ?!

[image description: a photo of lyz (me) taken in a bathroom mirror. Lyz has shoulder-length brown hair and glasses. The rest of their face is obscured by their phone. They're wearing a bleach dyed dark blue shirt, black shorts, and a Datekou volleyball club jacket. There is a soap dispenser in the bottom corner of the mirror. /end id]

got to see the haikyuu movie today :)

[quixoatic]

i lied and disappeared for more days. happy pride month.

[hoozukis]

dropping all my responsibilities just to develop VB!Iron Tank’s strategies and their names beyond necessary 🤩

meanwhile, Sultans, Colossus, Barça, Saming, and Herencia Azul awaiting their turns like 🧍🧍🧍 ok what we do boss 🧍🧍🧍

[mihotose]

hm new gekikyuu next year but no cast list yet...