#Date and the florist just earnestly being piece of shit dads is so funny | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

majimassqueaktoy · 2 years ago

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Thinking about in Kiwami one of the side stories is literally Kiryu getting interviewed in purgatory about what a dad he is and like the first question he can just start talking about Majima.

I remember I posted a screenshot of that when I played. He also didn't know what a dilf was. He also viciously burned Date and the florist who were also in on the dilf contest.

#okay but can i just say?#Date and the florist just earnestly being piece of shit dads is so funny #like its terrible. theyre awful.#but the fact the game is like yeah lol they still suck as dads! is so ? but yeah very funny to me #i mean Date got a little better but still #really slapped his daughter afyer veing. a shit absent dad for years 😭#the florist is straight up a piece of shit #loved the substory in y4 where he still is shit and even Kiryu is like ? man what the fuck... lmao #kiryu has been more of a dad to that boy than the florist ever was #I also loved kiryu genuinely acting like a married couple with date in y4 and scolding date for not being there for his daughter #and waiting up worried about date and his daughter???#it was super funny #anyway kiryu date old married couple real lmao

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