#Dashtalk

[bonefall]

My humble opinion on Warrior Cats realism is that it's good when you're having fun, and bad when you're not having fun

[chaldea-after-dark]

"Ohohohohoho. Casual nudity?"

[the-forsakenlegionnaire]

"Mutual consumption is not love."

[ebb-n-fl0w]

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[countersguardian]

"....."

"....."

"Okay, I know I'm supposed to be the voice of reason. Or at the very least try? But damn if Sin doesn't have a point."

"Why the hell didn't Syuen do that?! HELL! WHY DIDN'T SHE DO THAT FROM THE JUMP?! I'D STILL HAVE MY BALLS, DAMMIT!"

"Nope, calm down, old girl. Calm down~ Just...focus on the coffee...and not kicking Syuen in the ribs..."

[shapeshyft]

❝ I'm going to kill Hank McCoy. ❞

[babylonianpirate]

“Why not put Mr. Sonic into a bubble? He could move free underwater and not have to worry at all about drowning.”

[freedomgals]

“On the one hand...”

“I should be the adult here and correct Sonic’s behavior towards Surge.”

“On the other....”

“This is pretty funny to watch.”

“Sonic has really rubbed off on you.”

“I’ve spent way too much time around the blue nerd...”

[marveledheroines]

“...Any version of Dad being rich is about as believable as Paul having a chance with Mom without bs.”

[bloodsoakedsakura]

“Savages...disgusting filth...”

[therealgamble]

I refuse to post my Star Wars death. And that quiz was so dumb that I want to force-choke the person who wrote it. 

Yeah yeah, civilian death.

[chaldea-after-dark]

"Lies! The lass' eyes weren't the best! I wasn't doing... stuff with em!"

[the-forsakenlegionnaire]

"Is anyone even alright in here?" ponders the echidna aloud.

No, Lien-da. The kids ain't okay.

[orderedxswordman]

HE HAS HEARD THIS . >=(

[countersguardian]

"Wait."

"....Maid attire is usually worn by super cute girls, and hot androgynous boys...."

".....And....I was the former, and now the latter..."

"...Ah."

"NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! I'M GOING TO THE SURFACE! I WELCOME PILGRIM LIFE WITH OPEN AR--"

"I'M GOING TO THE SURFACE AND HIDING UNTIL THIS BLOWS OVER!"

[idoldragos]

“....Why do I even bother...?”

“I tell all of you clear as day, don’t pick a fight with my wife.”

“What do you do? Pick a fight with my wife... Alright, what happens, happens.”

“Good luck everyone else!”