#Dash Commentary: Reno

[smol-sirens-garden]

Reno Tag Dump

[halchron]

why is he always in the middle of it

[umbral-stigmata-unbound]

“My mom? Ha! Do I feel sorry for you! Good luck trusting anything that bitch says!”

[sixba]

Reno just got home and they were already talking about making noises again?

Yeah. He's not gonna deal with that. Not before he's gotten his dinner at least. Cue the lion quietly heading into the open pantry already attempting to get into the bag of the nearest high-quality animal food himself while the couple were having their conversation. Tearing into it with his teeth was pretty easy, now all he needed to do was eat. Bits spilled onto the floor and soon the cub was lapping up whatever he could get into his mouth as quickly as he could hopefully before anyone else noticed...

@sometimesrufus

[gaiachose]

Why is he hearing quacking?

[mused-like-roses]

All that boinging has caught a certain Turk's interest... uh oh-

[fatetainted]

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[cultivatxr]

Do you see this face? This happy, jubilant, cat-that-got-the-cream cutie patootie?  This is the face of a woman that sold the entirety of her flower stock yesterday to one man. The condition? That she defend his honour (ha!) and fend off would be suitors.  Cloud Strife eat your heart out, this bodyguard lark’s a piece of cake!

[azure-steel]

So, on a scale of 1 to Denzel is getting tutored by at least 2 of the most ruthless mf's in FFVII lore... just how screwed is Cloud gonna be when this Nerf battle takes place...?

[that-turk-laney]

I’m sorry but…..

KAREN!?!

[halchron]

❝ wait, why me ? i wasn't the one who stole your shit. ❞ reno couldn't help but stare wide eyed at tseng, baffled that he had to take partial blame for whatever sora did. why did he always get dragged into it ? ❝ ain't that a little harsh anyways ? it's just a suit, it ain't like you got fifty other ones that look the exact same. ❞

❛ You're joking. There's no way he would have kept quiet about that! He would have immediately shot me between the eyes! Do you think he could have smelled the remnants of the ice cream? Oh no , what if he suddenly uses that against me! ❜

[therapardalis]

[ @rcdfcxr​ ]

“Ever heard the phrase, ‘I licked it so it’s mine’?”

[sixba]

“Seriously? You gotta do that now? Like right this second?” 

[rcdwrxck]

".... Why are we fucking Shinra exactly?"

[greatxgospel]

“....................... I really need to learn to shut my mouth sometimes, or to answer a question without adding details.”