#Darryl is my baby daddy

[histendercaress]

Darryl gone always do it for me.

I am a Darryl hoe thru and thru. This man could do anything and everything to me.

I would never say no to Darryl.

🤤👅💦🫦🐍😉😌🫠💕

[wishfulsketching]

I just needed to draw the dads as teenagers cause season 2 is about teenagers. That’s it. That’s the inspiration. Henry accidentally summons some random teens idk with the mirror?

Just needed an excuse for dad teens :)

[darling-stardust]

Thinking about them

[foragergnome]

@ajaystillblue SORRY THIS IS LATE GAHH.. but here is your gift for the @dndads-winter-gift-exchange :] hope you're having a happy winter!!

close up ^_^

[icy-book]

Henry, Darryl, and Glenn toddler/baby parenting headcanons, brought to you by discussions with my mum, studying attachment in psych currently, and @landrick-lycidas foolishly asking about them.

Henry and Mercedes are definetly on one of the Science-Aware Natural Parenting groups on Facebook. They always had slings ready to carry Lark and Sparrow in, (the twins probably prefered walking and running, so this was for when they got tired and clingy, or when they were babies who couldn't yet walk) and probably ended up amassing a collection, which then became repurposed/given to other parents when the twins were older. Breastfed for as long as possible, and very child led.

Carol and Darryl were much more a set feeding times, bottle-fed only and move Grant onto formula pretty quickly kinda couple. Very American from what I've seen. Grant probably slept in a crib in his own room, and I imagine Carol was a very "Let him cry it out" 90s style of parenting (which had a lot to do with Skinner's operant conditioning stuff!) but I don't think Darryl could bear to hear his son in distress, and would often go comfort him anyway. He probably would have worn those baby carriers if he was as comfortable in himself/his masculinty then as he is at the end of the show. Glenn and Morgan are a very specific kind of parenting I don't know how to describe. They never bought a crib for Nick, and always let him sleep in their bed until he was big enough to need his own. Much like the Oak-Garcias, very child-led but less in a concious, methodical way and more in a punk and/or "we're twenty and don't know what we're doing so lets just try and make our kid as happy as possible" way. Glenn is also definetly a picking up on Nick's alert phases and show reciprocacy kinda guy. In other words: very much a "hey little man" *baby gurgling in response* "hell yeah dude, that sounds wild". Engages a lot with his son's baby babble and treats it like serious conversation, strongly a play/talking kinda dad. Also, picture: Glenn lying on his back with baby Nick resting on his stomach for tummy time. Even then, they were best friends

[nick-close]

Nick headcanons for you:

There were several days with the twins and Nick as the only kids in the tower, and the level of crap the three put the o-dads through in just those few days is why the kids were split up the rest of the time until they were rescued.

Nick harassed Willy and especially Bill whenever he could in the tower.

TJ took being the oldest kid very seriously. Nick as the second oldest did not and playfully harassed him over it constantly. He never outright said it, but Nick did feel more comfortable goofing off when he knew Terry Jr. was watching out for everyone.

Nick started to imagine the other kids as cousins to him and tried to keep everyone in a good mood when he could.

Nick imagined his dad’s commentary as he read Red Badge of Courage, and mental Glenn and Nick both agreed that the protagonist should get out of the battles.

Nick told Grant that Darryl had kissed Henry, but Grant didn’t believe him.

:0 ty for the good hcs !!

While imo I don’t think any of the kids actually messed with the odads (I don’t doubt Willy would’ve been abusive at subtle signs of misbehaviour tbh) I think Nick was absolutely the type to like. Tell his friends how he’s gonna fuck with them, only to completely not do it cuz he’s scared lol. To me, Nick is absolutely all bark and no bite. If he tried he was shut down very quick.

I don’t think that fully applied to the twins though, since I feel Barry was insistent that his conditions with being involved maintained his control for his kin- they were a little less punished

Nick was absolutely the boy to try and lighten the mood in the dire situation tho- love the book hc too sobs… I’ve never read the book so I will trust ur judgement on what they’d think lmao !!

[tiredwiredanduninspired]

Darryl Wilson coded

[kaseyskat]

okay since they said that the san diego show is gonna be the only one Not recorded, i'll do my best to summarize the show for y'all!!!

-glenn's dad fact: the glenn close trio instagram (? i think?) is full of pictures of glenn standing next to a picture of the real glenn close

-darryl's dad fact: he and carol go to san diego very frequently because darryl likes the breweries and carol likes surfing! they have not "had sex" there once, but they HAVE made love (statements that made me cringe out loud)

-henry's dad fact: he and mercedes make a fake san diego burrito for themselves and the twins. it sounds awful.

-ron's dad fact: he thinks san diego is a type of eggo waffle

-the prompt that we rolled was called DADDY BABIES. the plotline? the dads (and paeden) went to the dimensional witch tilt toblerona to ask her to give them the strength of their youth back so they could find their kids. instead, tilt turned them into babies.

-the dads still have all of their memories of who they are as people and they can talk to themselves and to paeden (tilt does not understand them though, tilt only hears baby noises) but physically Being a baby affects their mental state just a bit

-ron wanted to stay a baby forever. henry tried to explain the concept of ageplay to him, darryl got confused thinking that ron just wanted to HAVE a baby like with samantha, henry had to explain fetishes

-during the baby section, henry is the most "adult" and ends up having to corral the others. darryl is a close second, but glenn and ron both Suffer Immensely

-while tilt is making. applesauce? the babies scheme on how to escape, involving an elaborate scheme in which henry uses mold earth on playdoh to make fake versions of themselves blue in the face and choking in a plastic bag and ron throwing his voice to sound like a baby crying. beth made the worst fake crying noise ever but then also gave us an INSANE dolphin noise when anthony called her out on it

-(also the dads had to roll object permanence to see if they thought tilt was gone forever when she was out of their line of sight. glenn failed this check very badly. darryl even played peekaboo with him to demonstrate object permanence and it failed. anthony made a horrible horrible joke that glenn's not a bad parent he just has bad object permanence even when it comes to nick)

-somehow this works? they trap tilt toblerona (glenn using illusory mind prison to make tilt think SHES the one choking on a plastic bag, henry casting stone wall on her to build a lego wall around her and effectively cask of amontillado-ing her) and then wander around the house looking for a way out.

-they realize they need tilt's key to escape, but first they watch an episode of bluey! henry is the only one who saved on a roll to Not be sucked into watching bluey and ends up unplugging the TV and going on a tangent about how screentime is bad

-(which is really fucking funny because he very explicitly says "lark and sparrow are well behaved because we set boundaries and have them play outside instead of using screens" and we all know how lark and sparrow are like. not???? not well behaved. henry im so sorry to break this to you but they are not well behaved-)

-anyways they get back to tilt, find and steal her key, and then open the door, promptly getting sucked through dimensions

-(darryl thinks for a second that he's in the rapture and tries to baptize himself in case his baby form isn't baptized. henry tries to help but goes on another tangent and they miss the opportunity)

-when they awaken, they find themselves now as teenagers in a classroom! and they see a GOTH PUNK SEEKER OF DARKNESS (phrases that made the entire crowd erupt in screaming, myself included)

-this time, darryl is the most stable of the dads! glenn coming in second, and then ron and henry were both. very teenager.

-darryl immediately offers to play ball with link. link is interested but ultimately gets shot down by tilt, who explains that they are in interdimensional detention forever

-glenn and taylor immediately bond over how cool they are

-scary asks ron if she can copy his math homework because he seems smart with a tie. ron agrees to let her but is very nervous about it (we later find out this is because he is not very good at math)

-teenage henry is a fucking delight yall. he sits there staring out the window at the trees and writing poetry (with long hair! long hair teenage hen is real!!!) about the trees and enjoying nature

-scary has to roll not to fall in love with him the second she finds out that he writes poetry (she fails)

-normal tries to bond with his grandfather. henry brushes him off entirely. its heartbreaking and also hilariously funny

-normal goes fucking apeshit yall. he gets so fed up of henry ignoring him and the others not talking to him and being trapped in this small room that he takes a crossbow and threatens tilt with it. she calls his bluff and he SHOOTS HER?

-at least, he tries. she catches the bolt and then tells him that if he's serious he needs to actually stab the bolt into her heart himself. he does. he's unhinged.

-tilt tries to explain her entire sob story backstory. darryl interrupts to boo her and call her a loser.

-glenn and taylor throw a desk out of the window to break it open. going out the window Will Kill You.

-ron paints the window like a slip and slide to try and trick tilt into going into it. it doesn't work. however two guards come in and it DOES work on one of the guards

-the other guard eventually gets physically thrown out of the window by taylor, who proudly declares that this will not affect him at all

-henry goes to talk to scary. scary gets excited, but then henry just asks if she thinks that teen darryl would go out with henry because even though he's "not henry's type", something about him is captivating. scary is heartbroken.

-darryl overhears this and rejects henry on the basis of him still dating carol! but offers to set henry up with carol's friends.

-glenn and taylor use awful fireworks to blind tilt, the other guard (that taylor kills), and normal since he was in range.

-scary tries to be bitter and calls henry out for being blind, but henry wasn't hit with the spell and immediately says some fakedeep shit about seeing more than most people do. it is insanely funny i cannot stress how funny teenage henry is

-link is now convinced that public schools were a mistake and he needs to leave Right Now. he rolls a nat 20 on taking the key, but uses it for himself to fucking dip. he just ditches them. he bolts for it. normal even tries to give him a high five and link completely goes NOPE.

-when nobody else has another form of escape, henry takes out his sketchbook? that apparently he always has as a teen? and uses summon creature to draw a boar and bring it to life. the boar smashes through the door and now they are saved!

-it is here that it is revealed this was all a dream but specifically a dream set pre-canon. darryl makes a comment about link being a narc. glenn tells taylor to never change because he's perfect exactly the way he is. scary tells ron that he sucks at math (and ron is very confused about scary's existence he doesn't know who she is).

-HENRY. tells normal to be the best version of himself. AND TO HELP HIM WITH THAT. he draws. TEENY. TO GIVE TO NORMAL AND INSPIRE HIM TO BE HIS BEST SELF. and that is how normal came up with teeny the teen as the mascot of teen high

-it was such a fun show, i'm so glad i got to attend! shame that it isn't being recorded

[duckies27]

I present a new chaos AU in my brain

GROTHE X DUNGEONS AND DADDIES C1

The basic idea is basically, at some point, the Grothe folk get magically transported to California to join the Dads! Because I'm not fully caught up with C1, the timeline kinda makes no sense, but it's general enough right now it's okay

Don't judge, this is a mess of ideas

MINOR DUNGEONS AND DADDIES SPOILERS AHEAD

MAJOR GROTHE SPOILERS AHEAD (READ AT YOUR OWN RISK)

Ellga would be very close to the Oak family, mainly bonding with the twins for their heavy chaos vibes. She would become the goalie on the Doodler's team and take up a lot of "girly" classes within middle school. She lives with Chip as his daughter.

Mathide is basically the same as pre-campain, just as a human and alive. They work within a bakery as second in command and often greet the dads in the morning when they stop by before work/school. They have a soft spot for Grant because he's a little baby queer that needs guidance, and they go to a GSA group together! They live alone, but in the same apartment complex as Barney. I also made them afab because I literally have no irl experience with amab people and I don't want to misrepresent!

Chip is a very stressed single father who's doing his best. He basically got adopted into the main circle by Henry and now he's doing his best to give Ellga a decently normal life. He works alongside with Ron in whatever business he does, and often works from home to be home for Ellga. Barney and Mathide are sometimes on babysitting duty while he goes on business trips or if he has long meetings

Carol is dead still, he bonds with Glen over it, but he really struggles being around Darryl at times. Because, y'know, same name can bring up memories.

Barney (who I didn't have space for on the page) works as a carpenter! He's just that hard working grandpa figure in Ellga's life who does his best to come to soccer games and school shows. He lives alone, in the same complex as Mathide, and gets along really well with Ron. However, Glen and him also bond over loss, and the two of them would knit together

Yes Glen 100% knits

[itsbrucey]

hello! this is your free pass (or threatening reminder. however you want to interpret it.) to ponder your AUs!

ramble about them if you want even. or perhaps keysmash about which is your favorite. it's enrichment.

THANKS SEI. OK OK HERE HERE brainrot time. Um reading cut bc I think I'm just gonna word vomit.

Ok first things first. For the Bigtop Burger au, I'm still rolling with Lark's idea where Dood essentially infested and turned a normal food truck into an eldritch, Doodler foodtruck. That FUN and CUTE. ALSO SEI IM MAKING YOUR'S AND LARK'S MAKEUP IDEAS CANON IN MY HEAD BC THEY BALL SO HARD.... Scary purple drippy makeup, Normal has school-spirit pep rally dots ( I think maybe either blue and red bc purple OR yellow and blue bc. cute?), Taylor in my head has orange flame inspired makeup, and Linc has green football stripes :]

As for the function of the food truck, I haven't thought too hard bc this au strikes me less as a super serious story one, and moreso as a S1 Bigtop Burger au where Shit Just Happens For Fun. The teens run it on the side as a cover for Dood and to get around while making some money ( maybe the money they earn is converted into daddy Warbucks bc that gimmick was good). Also Scam Likely has a food truck and it's a zomburger esc. rivalry. And I was maybe think the Mayor/The other Dooderlized people have one too but i'm not sure about that! I'd like to hear thoughts!

+ I was just thinking it would be cute if the other NPCs got roped into it for a brief amount of time. Like Erica, Margherita, Hermie OFC ( he's gonna pull grand-theft auto instead of a mascot heist), maybe the Varsity Soccer Team... something something, another Agent Schmegan car chase but it's an eldritch clown food truck filled with teenagers. I JUST MISS THIS SILLY AU AND I'M ALWAYS DOWN FOR BIGTOP BURGER,,

The Actor au is super similar in that it's not really anything besides silly, but I was just thinking of more fun scenarios! Like Henry having to be suspended in the air while doing "magic" because I love. shots of actors dangling in their dumb littles harnesses. Or clips of a show without the effects put in so it's just dorks waving their hands around and yelling. I was also thinking about how actors do side interviews/gameshows(?) and how the bonus episodes of the show are Just That.

OKOK and for the Krampus au(?) or whatever I'm doing with that because I'm just. thinking. plotting. But I wanna keep the silly art side idea with Glenn as Krampus, Darryl as Santa, Henry as a Christmas Elf, and Ron as like....a big gingerbread man. but I was thinking maybe a real au.

the main setup I have right now is the Dads being normal. vaguely-fantasy. villagers. Darryl being a carpenter/woodsman, Henry being a town healer maybe, and Ron being a traveling merchant who lives there/sets up shop. But there's a Weird Fucked Up Creature in the woods and everybody tells their kids its Krampus and they're gonna get stolen/eaten if they misbehave and he becomes this genuine myth. But turns out! probably after one of them runs into him in the woods ( probably Darryl), it's just. Glenn. and he's a goat demon monster but he's actually Pretty Chill! and he starts coming around town more and messing with people bc the Dads pretty much "invited him in" y'know. I was also thinking about having Nick as a baby goat demon...... unsure if Morgan would also be a demon or a human woman....

Thats just my way of getting my fill of monster content because I LOVE. WHEN PEOPLE HAVE TO PUT UP WITH MONSTERS... and they're already so awkward around monsters in universe so them having to navigate this demon who hangs out on their roof is PERFECT.

I also have my various unplanned/nonsense-aus cluttered around. Like the Dads as monsters, I was thinking a Swap Au ( either just Closeson or all the Dads. If all, I think it was that Darryl was the Bard, Ron was the Barbarian, Henry was the Rouge, and Glenn is the Druid. Alternatively, Darryl-Rouge, Glenn-Barbarian, Henry-Bard, and Ron-Druid).

I have a lot of thoughts and none of them string together coherently.

[disasterlesbiansunite]

hey remember when dungeons and daddies was a comedy podcast

[carryondrawing]

My Dndads Season 2 reactions:

Taylor Swift. Nice.

A mascot that's a teen, absolutely terrifying thank you Mr. Campos.

Aww Grant got over Yeet, how sweet.

"Darryl was right to not talk to his kid" I'm screaming.

I've missed this show. It's so funny. Not even a specific moment, I'm talking about the whole show.

All of the kids are fantastic. Such great characters👌

Taylor being a weeb but also the most popular person in school is brilliant

Aw the sons used to have cookouts together.

I don't have a favourite yet (it's Lincon)

I forgot that this is obviously set ~30 years in the future so things like "I drop my cashapp" and "we'll talk in the metaverse" are SENDING ME

Did they just reference Encanto? I'm OK... I like that film a regular amount...

The cards are such a good idea

Grant is an author??

GRANT IS A SNIPER????

Grant being the opposite of Darryl is just perfect. The overcompensation for how he was treated as a kid 👌

How dare they insinuate that Ron isn't hot 😤

NICK JR WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU? My sweet baby boy

Aww daddy magic (TM) is back ❤

"You don't always have to be brave. It's OK to ask for help" I'm SCREAMING Grant are you OK???

I want to meet the psychic hyper-intelligent whale

Omg this episode has everything. Dungeons. Daddies. Might as well end the podcast here they've done what they set out to do

I’m really looking forward to the rest of the season! I need to start working on some character designs now...

[tiramegtoons]

ahem-

I made my own playlist for my Snatcher!!( I think he would listen to)

All personally- carefully constructed and curated with the help of some of my best pals. You know who you are. Go give yourself a hand! :)) Disclaimer: These are just my opinions.

Queen- (ALL OF THEM YES!!)

*Fans myself* <<” Some others that are included:

Billy Joel- (most) Especially “We Didn’t Start the Fire”

Foreigner- “Cold as Ice”

Journey-(most)

Billy Idol- “Dancing with myself”

Supertramp- “The Logical Song” (for the cynical soul)

Will Wood- “The Most Important thing in the World”(pass the salt)

Darryl Hall & John Oates- (most) 

Panic! At The Disco- “Emperor’s New Clothes”

The Nightmare Before Christmas- “Jack’s Lament”

Michael Jackson- (y’all saw this comin’)

Manuel- “Gas Gas Gas”(ITS TIME TO STEP ON THE GAS TONIGHT also omg Eurobeat yes)

“Deathscream.wav”

(I feel like he religiously listens to screams to perk himself up. Maybe have it on repeat at least 6 times before listening to anything else.)

The Runaways- “Cherry Bomb” (I totally just dropped this ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-CHERRY BOMB!) King Harvest- “Dancing in the Moonlight”

All of Subcon’s Soundtrack

(cause of course he would listen to his own music)

Yazoo- “Don’t Go” (ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ)

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart- (most if not all) Especially “Moonlight Sonata”

Corpse Bride- “Remains of the Day”

Tchaikovsky- “Romeo and Juliet Fantasy Overture”(pretty sure this guy read Shakespeare since “shuffling off this mortal coil” is well used in Hamlet)

Rocky Horror Picture Show- “The Time Warp”(hecc ye)

Prince & The Revolution- (*chuckles*)

Rockwell- “Somebody’s Watching Me”

Antonio Vivaldi- “Winter” Four Seasons

Matthew Wilder- “Break My Stride”(ᕕ( ᐕ )ᕗ)

Bach- “Cello Suite No.1″

George Thorogood And The Destroyers- “Bad to the Bone” 

Ram Jam- “Black Betty” Taco- “Puttin on the Ritz” Duran Duran- (most) Camille Saint Saens- “Danse Macabre” Eartha Kitt- “Snuff Out the Light” Edvard Grieg- (most) Especially “In The Hall of the Mountain King” Scissor Sisters- “I Can’t Decide” Daft Punk- “Get Lucky” Mountain- “Mississippi Queen”(If you know what i mean) Wham!- (most) Phantom of the Opera- (All) Elton John- “I’m Still Standing” Big Bad Voodoo Daddy- (Hot spooky jazz~) Al Bowly- (most) The Trammps- “Disco Inferno”(AAAaaaaaHAHAHAHA! YESSS! BUUURN BABY BUUURN)

Ray Noble- “By the Light of the Silvery Moon”

The Outfield- “Your Love”

That’s all I have for now! 

If any of you awesome folks have any more suggestions, feel free to let me know! Perhaps I’ll add them.

[shinysnek]

I BELIEVE IT ALL IS COMING TO AN END OH WELL I GUESS WE’RE GONNA PRETEND!

MY GOD... I can’t believe that this funny dad podcast is over... it has brought me so much joy since my friend recommended it to me, and I’m so grateful to Anthony and the Players for creating such a wonderful stoy and characters! I’m so proud of the way they’ve grown, and so happy they managed to get out alright in the end!

Right? (extra under readmore below IDs

[id: two images of the four PCs from dungeons and daddies. from left to right: Glenn, Darryl, Henry, and Ron. The first image depicts the dads at the start of their journey, standing in front of the Honda Odyssey. Glenn is squinting, holding his hand above his eyes and staring into the distance. He’s amuscular man with tan skin, dark brown eyes, long dark hair, and facial hair on his chin. He’s wearing a black and red leather jacket. Darryl is confused looking at a map over his shades. He’s a large man with tan skin, and brown hair/beard. He’s wearing a beige tee and an orange ball cap. Henry is staring anxiously over Darryl’s shoulder at his map. He’s a blond, skinny man with pale skin, dark green eyes and patchy facial hair. He’s wearing glasses, a jean jacket, and green flannel. Ron is looking concernedly at his phone, scratching his thinning hair. He’s a short man with light brown hair/mustache, and pale blue eyes. He’s wearing a pale blue button up and a striped blue tie. The background is a strange landscape, pink bushes under a golden sky. The glowing outlines of three purple hands reach towards the dads

The second image has the dads in the same order, now smiling and hugging. Glenn’s reaching across Darryl to grab Henry’s hand. is now a christmas demon with six red horns, a wreath around his head, holly shaped wings, and a long tail. The arm reaching to Henry is buff, red, and scaly. He’s older, with a beard and longer silver-streaked hair. His right eye is red, and his left has a red sclera and a white four-pointed star pupil. Darryl has shaved his beard, having a 5 o’clock shadow and longer hair, silver around the temples. He has one arm around Glenn’s shoulder and one on Ron’s head. Henry is leaning against Darryl’s shoulder, looking up at him. His hair is longer and he’s grown out a beard. His elven heritage has turned his eyes bright green and his ears pointy. His hair has leaves and branches in it, with two rounded leaves looking like bear ears. Ron is holding onto Henry’s arm. His mustache is a little larger and he’s greyed around the temples. All the dads are covered in scars, dirt, and blood. They’re bruised and battered but nonetheless alive. A halo of purple light shines behind each of their heads. /end id]

gone gone, baby it’s all gone...

[id. The four dads in the same order, only this time they’re drawn in sketchy white outlines on a dark background. They’re gathered around Henry, faces full of fear. Henry is clutching his mouth and the wound on his chest, staring with wide black eyes as dark blood drips through his fingers. Glenn, Darryl and Ron are all holding onto him, shocked and terrified. Tentacles surround them, their suckers replaced with eyes that stare at the dads. The world is filled with static. /end id]

[angrelysimpping]

Master List

Answered Requests and Asks that Resulted in Writing

Darryl and Landry HCs

Finding Eden's photos of you (gn!Reader x m!Eden)

General Wren HCs

LIs with traumatized PC

LIs being the reason PC is traumatized

LIs being traumatized and PC taking care of them

Alex and Wren w/ previous trauma asks

LIs realizing they're in love

Bailey falling in love

General Fluff HCs

Re: Bailey falling in love

Alex in Love

PC giving LIs a gift

LI's reaction to taking S/O's vaginal/penial virginity

LI's reaction to you losing your virginity to someone else, to another LI

Kylar showing Whitney PC belongs to him (gn!Reader x m!Kylar, m!Whitney)

LIs with a fucking strong S/O

LIs in love with PC but PC is marrying someone else

LIs + Wren with PC with cat transformation

LIs being told PC is pregnant with their child, finding out PC hid that they're with pregnant with their child

PC with somno kink giving the LIs permission to fuck them in their sleep

LIs (minus Kylar) as parents

LIs getting called 'Daddy' in the middle of sex

Wedding HCs

Watersports 

Kylar as a father

LIs dealing with pregnant PC 

LI!Bailey being called Daddy 

Soft LI!Bailey HCs 

Remy abducing PC (m!Remy x gn!Reader)

Getting stuck at Whitney’s house for the night (m!Whitney x gn!Reader)

Traumatized Bailey

PC using Bailey for sex (gn!Reader x m!Bailey)

Soft Wren HCs 

Bailey abducting PC (gn!Reader x m!Bailey)

Leighton and Remy falling in love

Character’s Favorite Positions HCs

Bailey HCs

Gunpaly w/ m!Wren

Great Hawk Pregnancy HCs

Revenge Collaring Whitney

LIs catching you Cheating

Alex, Kylar, Robin, Leighton, and Wren overstimming their S/O

LIs walking in on you jacking off and saying their name

Sugar Daddy!Leighton

m!Kylar w/ tall, strong, sub!s/o

Bailey w/ a sugar baby

Dargon!Bailey becoming attached 

Helping Dragon!Bailey Groom

m!Vampire!Kylar x f!pc 

Vampire!Kylar HCs

Random Kylar and Whitney backstory HCs

Bailey as a Sugar Baby

LI’s Music Taste HCs

Big Dick Whitney 

LI’s reactions to PC leaving town for good

DoL Characters as Fairy Tale Characters

Character Pet Name HCs

Bailey making sure Robin knows who PC belongs to

Bailey walking in on jacking off and saying their name

gunplay w/ m!Bailey

Bailey getting invited your wedding w/ Avery

Whitney finding out you have the same Soul Mate Tattoo

F!LIs getting Pregnant 

Normal AU Whitney 

Briar as an LI

PILF rating 

Bailey Loft Thoughts

Great Hawk with a Wife, a child

LI’s reactions to PC taking their virginity

NPC Relationship Thoughts

School Trio ending up in Night Vale with their S/O

Character's types

m!Whitney's s/o meeting his pet snake (this is not a euphemism)

Characters from richest to poorest

Bailey and Eden being childhood friends and now sharing PC

Daddy Kink: Remy, Leighton, and Wren

Characters from loudest to quietest in bed

Previous Pregnancy asks w/ Bailey, Remy, and Wren

Scarification w/ m!Whitney

Inbox

Here

Fics

Kinks (gn!Reader x m!Kylar)

Bathroom (m!Reader x m!Whitney)

Hallway (gn!Reader x m!Whitney)

Storage Closet (m!Kylar x gn!Reader x m!Whitney)

Soft and Sweet (gn!Reader x m!Kylar)

Wardrobe (f!Reader x m!Kylar)

Pretty Boy (gn!Reader x m!Whitney)

Study Buddies (gn!Reader x m!Whitney)

Headcanon Dumps

Do they wear a mask?

Can't stop thinking about Whitney

Can't stop thinking about Kylar

Whitney stop taking over my brain challenge

Literally posted one Whitney HC dump only to immediately think of new ones

When I couldn't go to sleep because I was thinking about Kylar

Robin is a blessing tbh

Eden Hours

Unfortunately, Whitney owns me

Again losing sleep over Kylar

Character's + snakes

[art-i-know-yes]

HIHIHIHIHI IM LITERALLY GOING TO CRY BECAUSE I CAN'T GO HOME RIGHT NOW BUT LIKE IM GOING TO WATCH IT TONIGHT MAYBE IT'LL DRIFT INTO TOMORROW BUT LIKE IMMA DO IT. IM SO EXCITED AND SCARED I DUNNO WHAT IMMA DO AND THATS ABOUT IT. RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO WAIT AN HOUR AT LEAST AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*2 1/2 Hours later*

AAHHHHHH

DNDADDIES FINALE

I have a headache but irrelevant

Radiolab is very close to death

Byebye Lance

WHHHEEEEEWWWWWW DARRYL FAKE SCARED CHILDS

OOHHHH BETH WHAT DID YOU DO MHMMHM

DEMIPLANE AHHHHHHHHHOOOHHHHHH SNEAKY

Mmnnnnnhhhgggghhhhhhmmmmmmnnnn YES

OH U SLVT

WHHYYYYY WALTER 5 D12 EXCUSE MOI 102 DAMAGE

POWERWORD KILL IS SO FUNNY

BYEBYE RADIOLAB

SEXY LINE HENRY I LOOOOVE WHEN THEY DO SHVT LIKE THAT "YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR DAD I'LL TAKE CARE IF MINE"

KILL BARRY PLZZZZZZ

Mcfvck Barry

"Actually uno reverse"

WE GON DO THE NECK

17 ROLL IT D12 AHHHHHHHH UR SEXY BETH A 12

"He's taking a big sip of water"

EWWWWW

A 9 PLUS A 20

I think that was the most confident Beth has been about any spell

Fvck whoever dad killa is

We should take care of like the NUKE right

OOOOHHHHHHHH FVCK ANTHONY

"You hear the 3 different colored wires"

NATURAL 1 ON M O R A L E

BYEBYE LANCEALOT

LETS GET REVENGE

Down to 80 bvtchboi

Of course slow-mo

AHHHHHHH FAILED DISSONANT WHISPERS

AHHHH SO SMART GLENN FREDDY

Suddenly Ron's head just pops up

AHHHHHH IT'S WHAT WE WANTED ALL ALONG

The nuke

16 plus 7

WHAT DID HE DO

MCFVCKIN PARDON

They gotta book it

It would be so hilarious if he actually meant Nick Jr.

Very unsexy

SPIRIT SHIELD AGAIN

BARTHOLOMEW

Whoops

YASS WALTER

Noooooo. YESSSSS

THERE'S STILL A NUKE

These ads damn

I'm only listening to these ads because I'm nervous

AUTUMNNNNNN

DARRYLLLLLL

Can you polymorph him

My heart

He sure has

Bye kids love ya! That's the best thing

Gasp in scared this isn't good? This is GASP

WIVES? GUNS? SWORDS? WAAAAHHHHHH? AHHHHHH? NAKED?

HUMAN GUNS

It was the other way

This is great

"Cop sized"

Thanks Freddy

They might not make it

THE ROAR OF A TIGER

The noise I just made

"NO... I was AMAZING"

What are you doing

"Vwhere's the nuke! Wvhere's the nuke! If you have an insult, I have a rebuke!" This bomb will go kaboom! I love so much

IT'S THE DISNEY CASTLE

"I learned that one from Satan"

"Dad Max Daddy Rouge"

I'm literally going to have a stroke over these ads

Imma need better help after this

"The servants can poor wine"

Disappointing Henry

Thank fvck

DID NICK GO THROUGH THE PORTAL

Love that

You piece of shvt Dad Killa wtf

HOT SAMANTHA

AWWWWWWWW "Hi Ronny" "Hi Sammy"

AAHHHHHHHHH HELL YAH

That was tense for no reason

FVCK U BVTCH OCEAN SALT SPRAY

That LINE Henry

"I use smugness as a self defense mechanism"

DUMB BVTCH

Hell yeah

Wtf happened to Bill

CERN BABY U MIXED EMOTIONS

Another nod

EPILOGUE SCENES

Naked crying crystal hugs

Now THAT'S a long story

Wear a skirt Ron

GASP SCAM OMGOD

ROUGEEEE

I love that so much for you Darryl

:(

HAHAHAHAHAHA

AWWWWWWW

Everybody's ducked to the ground

"Honestly yeah"

Every other weekend he hangs with Satan

I'm going to kill myself that hurt me emotionally Jimmy

"It was an honor"

HELL YEAH AUTUMN

Mmnnnhhhh

"His ex? wife"

It wasss

Awww not the slow version

"Played..."

Straight called out

BANANA BOIS

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww TJ and Grant

Aww does he still hate him

PARDON

WHAT HENRY IS WHAT

AHHHHHHH THIS ISNT GREAT

Ok season 2 ummm

OH AND THAT'S THE END OK OOF

WELL I LOVE THIS SHOW AND UM WILLY IS A BVTCH TO THE END

I mean Lark seems like he regrets it at least????Sparrow's crying, Henry is still worried and isn't angry.

Well guess I'll go do my homework now.

With the end of THAT, thanks to everyone who liked my stupid rants that I used to process this show