#Darren ‘now let me say I’m the biggest hater’ Lannister

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I present this offering to you 🕯for literally any characters lol

I literally made a list of oc x oc connections we’ve made and there’s 15 (probably more that I’m forgetting.) So I’m gonna go with every Darren connection we’ve made so far because he’s so funny to me.

Darren x Nadya

“Look at her, I don’t deserve her. I could give her the sun, moon and stars and I’d never deserve her.”

Darren x Elinor

“My life with Nadya would be perfect if that wench wasn’t always whispering in her ear.”

Darren x Ren & Lena

“… snot nosed brats. They’re only tolerable because they came from my wife. I cannot believe she had twins, I wonder if we’ll have twins… Oh gods, I’m picturing Robb Stark bedding Nadya- *gags, convulses, heaves*”

Darren x Victyr

“Gods, he thinks he’s better than me. Better than everyone else. I’ve never seen him do anything remotely impressive. Sure, he makes Maeby smile, but any old knight can do that...*continues to hate unnecessarily*”

Darren x Jenny

“I shouldn’t see her anymore. She’s a nice girl, I don’t want her getting the wrong impression. Or worse.”