#Dark! Starlord

[m1ghtythor]

I just don’t get how people can be so mean to some female characters. Like what’s the point of hating on them continuously?

People started calling Kamala crazy and obsessed because she met her idol, she was pretty excited (who wouldn’t BE?!), but when Peter Parker behaved the same way towards Tony everyone was like: “Omg!! He’s such a cute baby🥺🥺 They have a father-son relationship! So cute uwu!”. LIKE???!!!?!

Another example, Starlord singing and dancing in front of the enemy: “Oh my gosh!! So quirky!! Chris Pratt is the best🤣” . Jennifer Walters/SheHulk twerking with Megan Thee Stallion: “Mcu is in shambles” “This is what feminists like” “Cringe”

Again, Jane Foster has been called annoying, bitchy, or USELESS since 2011 (she only an astrophysicist who proved the existence of the einstein-rosen bridge, won a nobel prize, she’s the reason Thor is part of the avengers, and she’s also a cutie, nothing serious.) She was also called evil, you know by who? Fans of the same guy who took New York as hostage killing millions of people, yeah. She’s a bitch because Frigga died defending her, of course!!! It’s not (partially) Loki’s fault for showing the Dark Elves the fastest way out of the cells. (And I’m saying this as a Loki fan)

I could go on and on talking about Riri as the new ironman or Miguel O’Hara fans hating on Spider-Gwen. (OR LITERALLY THE WHOLE INTERNET ISSUE WITH BRIE LARSON/CAPTAIN MARVEL FOR SOME REASON?!!?)

You have all the rights to dislike a character, just don’t be sexist and incoherent, it’s easy. Why would you hate women for the same reason you love those men?

[galactic-magick]

hey! can you please write something with peter quill when the guardians needs informations from a guy and his girlfriend starts flirting with him. at the end she got what she wanted but also a jealous/angry boyfriend

Starlord Charm: Peter Quill x Reader

Summary: Peter always flirts with people in front of you on missions, so you decide it’s your turn.

Words: 0.8k+

Warnings: some language

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You’ve lost count of how many missions you’ve had to witness your boyfriend’s “Starlord Charm” on people other than yourself. Flirting with people is one of his favorite tactics for getting information, and it works maybe about half the time (although he likes to insist that it works more than that). Usually you don’t mind at all, especially because you know that under the act he puts on he only has eyes for you, but lately it’s been getting particularly annoying.

He’s gotten a lot more intense and elaborate with his flirting, and it usually happens after you’ve gotten into an argument. It’s his way of messing with you and getting back at you. Sure, you could be the bigger, more mature person and just talk to him about how it makes you feel, but you’d rather have fun with it.

The next time you’re on a mission with the Guardians, you’re tracking down some dangerous weapons and trying to figure out who’s manufacturing and selling them. You really don’t have a lot to go on so far, so currently you’re looking through the archives in the largest library in the galaxy. You’ve all been at it for hours, and you haven’t found so much as a single clue or lead. Whoever it is you’re looking for, they basically don’t exist.

You stay long after dark, and eventually the librarians have to kick you out. You’re all feeling defeated and exasperated, trudging back to the ship in the city lights.

That is, until a certain symbol catches your eye.

You see the same symbol you saw on one of the weapons on the window of a store down the street, and the last employee seems to me walking out right now.

“Come with me, guys,” you say softly, running towards the man.

He watches you as you approach him, understandably on guard.

“Hey!” you wave, trying to be friendly and not scare him away. “Could you help us with something?”

“I guess so?” his eyes dart around the whole group. “I was about to go home actually-”

“Great, thank you,” you beam at him, completely disregarding the last part of what he said. “That symbol on the window, what does it mean?”

“I don’t know,” he shrugs. “I just work the closing shift, I don’t really ask questions,”

You sigh, a bit annoyed that you ran into yet another dead end. But maybe, just maybe, he just needs a little persuading.

This is your time to have a little fun.

You look Peter dead straight in the eyes, and then back at the man.

“Hey,” you get the worker’s attention again. “I’m sure you’re tired, handsome, but I could really use the information,”

Both his and Peter’s eyebrows raise at your words.

“Well, I mean, I think my boss has a deal with some company that uses that symbol,” he says. “That’s all I know, though,”

“Oh, you’re the best,” you laugh, briefly touching his arm. “Do you think we could take a look around inside to find out more?”

“I really shouldn’t let you do that-”

“Don’t you want to help us, honey? It’s important,”

“I-” his face changes color from your deep, doe-eyed stare. “I can’t let you in after hours because I’d get in huge trouble, but I can give you my boss’s information. That way you can contact the people who know about it directly,”

He transfers the data to your device instantaneously, as well as his own contact information.

“Oh, thank you!” you peck his cheek and wink at him as he walks away, “Have a good night!”

Peter’s face is still scrunched up long after you part ways with the man, and he finally breaks his silence once you all reach the ship.

“What the fuck was that?”

“I was just getting information, Peter. And I got it, didn’t I?”

“Not like that, you’re not!”

“Oh, so when you flirt with people in front of me it’s fine, but when I do it it’s a problem? That was nothing compared to what you do!”

“My charm is just part of who I am, okay? What do you want me to do, turn it off?”

“Only if you’re going to throw a fit about me turning mine on!”

He sits down with a thump, still glaring at you.

“Does it-” his face softens a bit. “Does it really bother you that much when I flirt with people on missions?”

“A little bit, yeah,” you admit. “Especially because it seems like you do it to make me mad. That’s why I wanted to make you mad back,”

“Well, it worked,” he chuckles. “Although I’m not as cute as you when I’m mad,”

“Wow,” you punch him playfully.

“C’mere,” he pulls you closer, and you sit on his lap. “If it really bothers you, I’ll tone it down, I promise. I’ll find some other way to get back at you when I’m mad at you,”

“Oh really, you’d do that for me?” you say sarcastically, rolling your eyes at his antics.

“I’m serious. I love you too much to let something like this cause problems,” he kisses the side of your head. “Besides, you’re my favorite person to flirt with,”

You smirk, succumbing to his enticements, “I better be.”

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[catastrfy]

the bickerflirting continues to ramp up at disneyland, but now my money is on a wolvie/wade/starlord OT3…

bickering, by jingo! shoving wolvie who’s shoving wade. wade grabbibg starlord bodily and hustling him off stage to the right (and *gasp* in the dark! my aunt fanny!) before running after wolvie! (awwww, young love)

did wolvie hear about the ��come on!”/“i’d love to” exchange a few days ago?

[raccoonfallsharder]

do you think Rocket could've used more "tech genius" moments in the movies? For someone supposedly smarter than Stark, it's not actually really shown..

love your fics btw AAAH

yayyyy! i love asks of any variety and it’s been a while since i’ve gotten one so thank you for this! ♡ unfortunately that means you’re getting a novel ( ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)*.ﾟ I’d love to hear YOUR thoughts if you wanna share! and also thank you for saying something so nice about my fics. im so glad you’ve enjoyed them!

and i'm turning this into

headcanon 18 ˚₊‧✶

a standard disclaimer: i am highly biased in the fact that i am like “every scene should have 100% more rocket, even scenes that are already rocket”

but i think two things are going on here

the first is that i think as a general audience, we read tony’s genius more easily than rocket’s (and yes this is a cultural indictment). tony spends a long time making a pretty iron suit with his bruce-wayne-money and some cool weird holographic touchscreens in a shiny lab, and people pick up on that more easily than rocket scavenging parts from the milano to make a bunch of bombs and a moon-killing firearm in five minutes (tantamount to less than a second of actual screen time) because it’s quick and grimy and he just keeps them in a dirty box. audiences are classist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and im making this assertion because we do it all the time with real-life geniuses too

this relates to my second point which is that i think that “tech genius moments” probably don’t play well with a general audience when there are “too many” of them, and that in the main trilogy the writers relied on a lot of narrative cues that the audience was meant to pick up (but didn’t, or didn’t in quite the same way that they did with tony because again — pretty shiny lab vs dirty box) & we’re supposed to use those to attribute intuitive technological, strategic, and piloting genius to rocket

let’s break it down! (because im up early && work doesn’t start for another hour)

in volume one, when rocket breaks everyone out of the Kyln im pretty sure we’re meant to read that as a sequence establishing him as the tech & strategic mastermind of the group. i think that is meant to be confirmed in the sequence where in like five minutes he’s salvaged a ton of parts from the milano to make his box-o-bombs & the hadron enforcer, which is the weapon that makes the end of volume one possible, having been used to knock out ronan initially and to break the stone from the cosmi-rod or universal weapon or whatever. (keep in mind he repaired the hadron enforcer within moments of crashing the warbird into the dark aster, crashing the aster into a planet, losing his best friend, getting tossed around by the cosmi-rod, AND having only the resources available to him on a crash-site/battlefield. i do wish we’d gotten more of THIS sequence but like i guess we had to make time to watch chris pratt dance. whatever; i guess i get it from a cinematic standpoint — a classic “it was your story all along but the studio wanted us to focus on starlord” situation)

in volume two, every tech advancement the team has is directly or indirectly credited to rocket. the aero rigs being the main one, i think? but there’s also the mines in the berhert forests with the yondu clan, a conflict where one lil guy almost beat a hoarde of ravagers all by his lonesome due to his strategic genius (and i suspect still would have if not for the unexpected addition of nebula). we also have the dialogue with quill where he asserts that he’s a piloting genius. and rocket’s genius is once again the main reason they win the fight — his ability to create the battery-bomb in like twenty seconds or less.

in volume three, we see him invent gravity boots, we’re meant to attribute the creation of the bowie and presumably the entire speaker system threading knowhere to him (im not sure but possibly also the ocular cannon and some other other knowhere shit??). he’s responsible for all nebula’s upgrades (⸝⸝o̴̶̷᷄‸o̴̶̷̥᷅⸝⸝) which are FANCY. and even though he’s just a babby, we see him solving complex equations, resolving problems the high evolutionary struggled with, crafting a key out of stolen odds-and-ends, and piloting a spacecraft he’s probably never even seen before.. additionally the gravity boots circle back around and are key in his overcoming the high evolutionary (through a combo of tech skill & strategic genius)

i think, narratively speaking, this is a solid amount of “genius establishment” with the time we had, imo. if we made the movies longer to add in more genius moments, i would not complain, though!

THAT SAID. look infinity war and endgame treated our boy so badly. SO badly. i feel certain that given five minutes in Nidavellir he could’ve figured out another way to get that forge up and running. I think we see rocket with the science bros working on the gauntlet (a dynamic i would quite have enjoyed more if) and working on… maybe he’s prepping the benatar for the time heist? I can’t remember, but it’s when he gives stark the classic “you’re only a genius on earth” line. but iw/endgame didn’t give a fuck about the guardians (i get it, i get it, it was the send-off for the og avengers, whatever) so it’s a lot of weak shit and i do wish we had more things establishing him as the true brains of that outfit lol

ANYWAY that’s all my thoughts!! thanks for this really fun ask!!!

[ghost-rattz]

just because i love comics so much 🫶🫶 here’s a list of my collection:

(some i don’t know how to title so i’ll go by writers/dates)

misc. dc:

batman outlaws #1

batgirl #24 (miller)

suicide squad #4 (sampere)

the boy wonder #3 (ba)

misc. marvel:

classic xmen #7 (march 1986)

deadpool cable #25 (swierczynski)

hawkeye dark reign #2

starlord annihilation: conquest #2

avengers #8 (bendis)

doctor strange true believers #1

spider-man:

symbiote spider-man #4

the amazing spider-man #27 (1993)

spider-gwen:

gwen-verse #1

gwen-verse #2

moon knight:

moon knight #11 (mackay)

moon knight #12 (mackay)

moon knight #13 (mackay)

daredevil:

daredevil true believers #1

daredevil #3 (zdarsky)

daredevil #9 (zdarsky)

daredevil #133 (may)

[hiveswap]

i have a love-hate relationship with the gotg movies bc on one hand i saw the 1st in the cimena when i was 9 and liked it. On the other hand its mcu and suffers from being mcu disease, which reached back around to the comics for a few years unfortunately. And it made Gamora and Peter have a thing because she's the only girl on team and romance sells. which also reached around to the comics eventually.

And it erased a bunch of relevant characters like Phyla, Moondragon, Adam, (he's there now but too little too late) Bug, Nova, (not in the team but super important to Peter and Gamora. Annoyingly they put the Nova Corps in the 1st movie as well depsite the fact that Xandar being toast is part of why Peter felt that they need the team to prevent more tragedy!! And Nova helped them find a hq!) and even Vance who was the guy they stole their team's name from... On the bright side those characters don't have mcu disease. On the dark side, 3 of the missing characters are queer.

I also hate how they closed Peter's arc in the 3rd film. It repulses me. "Hello faceless asshole grandpa I abandoned my space friends to move in with you after not mentioning you ever before." like damn all because it didnt work out with his dead girlfriend's alternate self? What happened to the "they are a family :)" thing? Traditional family structures win in the end, huh? Or is this their version of that time in the comics (starlord 2017) when he's stuck on earth, gets arrested and has to hang out with an old man as community service? Nevermind the fact that it ends with him going back to space. Also mcu Peter is a manchild in general and it just got progressively worse.

But i mean, I liked the 1st film as a 9 year old, and as a regular viewer who doesnt really know what to look for in terms of flaws, theyre ok, I'm just at the strong opinions phase of the hyperfixation.

[furlesscoconut-writing-blog]

So, I was watching the third Guardians of the Galaxy film. And thinking. So here's my interpretation of what a "standard" Heterodyne Boys story might look, as applied to GotG vol.3.

This is intended to read as a Europan's writing, but it does build entirely off of my interpretations.

(Spoilers. Duh.)

1. Period of travel or rest.

The film starts with the Guardians in the process of setting up a new HQ; a clear rest period.

2. Suspicious occurrence; eg Inexplicable Monster Attack, New Construct's Dark Past.

Adam's arrival can be classed as a Monster Attack, but it's not an Inexplicable Monster Attack, in that he's working under, and following, orders. This plot beat is clearly a Dark Past, and Rocket fills the role of New Construct (despite not actually being new) in that he doesn't have an established backstory.

3. Finding Allies; eg Meeting with Local Hero, Returning Friend.

Gamora is a Reliable Rival in this story, coming from a typically antagonistic Profession and still helping the main entourage.

4. Gathering Information; eg Interviewing Townspeople, Reading Journals.

Stealing Records counts! Although spectacularly unorthodox (the Heterodyne Boys being famously opposed to anything reminiscent of that which their town once thrived on) it is a valid beat that can be employed by similarly unorthodox storytellers.

5. First setback.

This honestly can be just about anything, but in this case the Stolen Records don't have the necessary information (passcode for Rocket's killswitch) to remove the Time/Entourage restraint (Rocket dying).

+1. Recruited Enemy.

This is a Bonus Trope, which occurs twice in this story. The first occurrence lies here, with Gamora. It's not as intentional as was typical for the real Heterodyne Boys, but that detail is usually downplayed in the derivative works.

6. Entering the Town.

The planet *isn't* a town, but this is mainly a detail of setting.

7. Confronting the Spark.

The High Evolutionary is a textbook Mad Spark. This particular set of scenes fits perfectly, with Starlord and Groot taking the places of the eponymous Heterodyne Boys, Nebula being Klaus Wulfenbach, and Mantis and Drax being Punch and Judy.

8. Second setback; eg Trapped Lair, Endangered Townspeople.

This could be either, but it fits notably better with Trapped Lair. Endangered Townspeople require saving, and none of endangered people here get saved.

+1. Recruited Enemy.

Second occurrence lies here, with Adam. This occurrence is played far straighter, with a Chief Minion whose loyalty was betrayed by his own Spark.

9. Suspicious Occurrence Resolution.

The danger of Rocket dying is past, but instead our comic relief characters are trapped in the Spark's Lair.

10. Final Storming of Lair.

The challenge has been made, and answered. Tropes evident in this portion include Minion Rebellion, Misunderstood Constructs, and Saving Experiments.

11. Final danger.

Resolution of Recruited Enemy, wherein the Enemy pulled into the Adventure earlier saves a primary Hero at the last moment.

[thequiver]

HI MARI

Peter Quill and Adam Warlock for the knitting game

Peter Quill | Starlord

Gema by Joanna Ang

Knit with Impressions from Bad Sheep Yarns

Adam Warlock

Dark Academia by Sharon Hartley

Knit in Old Blood and Bonbon from Bad Sheep Yarns

[lsotp]

hi! im filling in on my last ask.

how different would the boy's lives be had they not been (forcefully) inlisted to the military?

would some have taken other forms of employment/career choice, or would they join the military like in the story but like, willingly.

thank you!

Vastly different.

Mars would have been something like a rancher that cared for livestock, I think. Even though he has a scary appearance, the large beasts of the plains don’t seem to fear him.

Jupiter would probably help Ursa (outertale paps) work as this worlds equivalent to a Cub Scout or Boy Scout troop leader. Learning about the outdoors. Ursa would handle teaching about the flora and fauna, while Jupiter would teach them how to survive in the wild should they be ‘up shits creek without a paddle.’

Polaris (outertale sans) would also study the local plant and wildlife and end up as a professor at the university in St. Calibri. When he isn’t doing that, he also likes to learn about insects. He probably falls asleep while studying and some of them hitch rides on Polaris into the house, much to Ursa’s dismay.

(Their dad thinks it’s endearing, as Polaris makes sure they all get out back outside, safely.)

Red is a mechanic. Cars exist but someone still has to fix em when they break.

Edge would become quite the amazing cook and teach others how to cook.

Milord would be a lawyer.

Mutt would have ended up with a much gentler disposition. So eventually with how smart he is, he would have opened his own gardening or landscaping business.

Blue would be a sheriff/ the sheriff or a firefighter.“This town isn’t big enough for your troublesome antics, evil-doer!”

Orange’s laid back attitude makes him a good bartender/ keeper. (He’d run the saloon.)

Aster would be a doctor. (Granted that’s kinda the same as what he currently does. Though that’s a field medic.) He is very generous with his time and service to his community.

G would be a private eye. He has a natural charm and charisma that allows him to get closer to people than one normally would. Not to mention his intelligence and natural curiosity would make him a good sleuth.

Sans would be a deputy to Blue- doing a lot of the under cover work and ‘bad cop’ing. Actually getting the results as his more excited counterpart goes on the chase for the bad guys and all that fun jazz. He would also be the one to work with Milord for criminal cases, as well as Milord would be the on call lawyer for the jail.

Papyrus would be a handyman. If it can be broken, this master of all things ‘confusing contraption’ can probably fix it. Pluming, lightning, furniture. Etc etc.

Bonus:

The gasters-

Fell- He is still in the army as a top tier General. He was bossy from the day he was born and he’ll stay bossy long after he dusts. Where do you think edge got the audacity from? He learned it from someone and it wasn’t Red.

Swap- He would be a pre-school teacher. He didn’t earn his #1 Dad! Pin for nothing.

Starlord- He would study meteorology and probably be a forecaster.

Trocar- Like his son Mars, he has a way with animals. He would be a veterinarian.

Swiff (SwapFell Gaster) - Mans is a straight up fiend. He’s getting a head start on the brewing business for moonshine.

WingDing- He would teach mathematics at St. Calibri University…

…

Though he swears he doesn’t remember this. Any of it…

How can this be?

Wasn’t he just….?

He looks around the room, brows furrowed. Nothing seemed out of place. Papers were in order and papers sat on his desk.

At least he thought it was supposed to be his.

He snapped awake, staring at the dark green of the tent above his head, the dream already fading from his mind.

Everything was in its place, untouched.

Unchanged.

…

Though the weird, black substance on his jacket went unnoticed.

[carterlnb]

2–4

2.　　Of all the Guardians, Rocket is Peter's best friend, Mantis is Peter's sister, Kraglin and Peter have known each other the longest, Drax is the most powerful, and Groot has lived with Peter since birth.

　　But in that scene in Peter's room, they have all disappeared. None of them are in Peter's room. There's only one teammate there. Nebula.

3. They didn't go into Peter's room, but they didn't go anywhere else either, they just stayed downstairs and waited. The time seemed long, it was dark when Nebula left the room, and the scene of the game between Kraglin and Cosmo seemed to have taken some time to set up. Rocket went upstairs, but didn't go in either. Everybody, it's like this: this is a two-person world, we're going to the side and stay there.

4.The lyrics are also very subtle：

Whatever makes you happy，

Whatever you want，

You're so very special，

I wish I was special，

But I'm a creep，

I'm a weirdo，

What the hell am I doin' here，

I don't belong here，

I don't belong here，

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[heavenboy09]

Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 To You

The Humorous & Loveable Action Movie 🎬 Star 🌟 Actor Of Today's Acting Since 2009

Born On June 21st, 1979

He is an American Actor, Pratt rose to prominence in the late 2000s for playing Andy Dwyer in the NBC sitcom Parks and Recreation (2009–2015). He also appeared in The WB drama series Everwood (2002–2006) and had supporting roles in the films Wanted (2008), Jennifer's Body (2009), Moneyball (2011), Zero Dark Thirty (2012), and Her (2013).

Pratt established himself by starring in two top-grossing film series. He played Star-Lord in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, beginning with Guardians of the Galaxy (2014), and portrayed Owen Grady in the Jurassic World trilogy (2015–2022). He also provided voice acting roles in The Lego Movie franchise (2014–2019) and Onward (2020), along with voicing Mario in The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) and the titular character in The Garfield Movie (2024).

Pratt's other starring roles include The Magnificent Seven (2016), Passengers (2016), and The Tomorrow War (2021), and the action thriller television series The Terminal List (2022). He was named by Time magazine as one of the 100 most influential people in the world in 2015. His films as a leading actor have grossed over $13 billion worldwide, making him one of the highest-grossing actors of all time.

Please Wish This Outstanding & Funny Action Packed Actor A Very Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊

You Know Him & You Definitely Love Him

The 1 & Only

MR. CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL PRATT AKA CHRIS PRATT  AKA STAR 🌟 LORD AKA OWEN GRADY 😉  AKA SUPER MARIO AKA GARFIELD

HAPPY 45TH BIRTHDAY 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 TO YOU MR. PRATT & HERE'S TO MANY MORE YEARS TO COME

#ChrisPratt #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy #JurassicWorldTrilogy #TheSuperMarioBrosMovie #Garfield  #StarLord #OwenGrady #SuperMario #Garfield

[king-of-dragons]

I realized a few days ago, that we don't actually know what the full Dark Prophecy of Anstruther says, so I decided to extrapolate what the full prophecy might look like

Dark Prophecy of Anstruther

So Speaketh the Farseer Malyroth of Anstruther

From dust to dust. Such is the way of things.

This too, is the wyrd of Fife's land and line.

Centuries hence, when Fife’s Keep is hoary as the Starlords of Old.

Shall arise vengeful mage questing to unleash his Lord.

Against the House of Fife an epic war is fight.

Yet fate is immovable, Kingdom’s doom inexorable.

Stellar fire to engulf the realm, Dundax’s line to flee this world.

Now set in stone.

The prophecy is written.

Dundee will fall!

[naturesbeat]

Parks and Rec Starters // ACCEPTING ↳ @outlawiism said: ‘  messy is fun, okay? my whole life is a giant mess and i love it.  ’

𝙱𝙰𝙲𝙺 𝙿𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙴𝙳 𝙰𝙶𝙰𝙸𝙽𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽 𝚄𝙿𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙽𝙴𝙳 𝚃𝙰𝙱𝙻𝙴, Aphra shouted to make herself heard over the blaster bolts flying overhead. “You’re telling me!” Normally, she would be the last person to criticize a little chaos – rocks in glass houses, and all that – but there was a difference between wading through her own trouble and getting stuck in the mud of someone else’s. There came a lull in the fire, and she darted upwards to aim a shot into the chest of one particularly ugly rodian.

“When we get outta here, you owe me one!” Heat flashed beside her face, so close that she smelt that smoky, singed hair scent as she ducked back down. Aphra reached up to smooth away the stray strands, and found ash on her fingers. It left a dark smudge across Peter’s vest where she wiped it away. “Make that two, Starlord.”

[lilacartsmadsion]

Mogmogmogmogmog

DARK CHOCO IS STARLORD

and that means dark cacao is his corrupted ass father

Accirate

Reminds me of that comic you saved

[gaymarvelboys]

👀 Quill/Peter

Sinful touches. 👀 – go down on/suck-off

Honestly depraved might have been the best way to describe Starlord but you didn't spend pretty much all of your sexual adult life out in the stars without expanding your borders and discovering exactly what makes your blood run hot. Unfortunately for Peter, it was currently using the poor boy like a goddamn sex toy.. Peter had been stripped down to nothing and his hands bound at the wrists behind his back by some alien gizmo that Starlord had picked up on some planet. Quill's thick eight-inch cock slammed into the boy oh so pretty and fuckable throat without a hint of mercy. If anything the way the other's eyes were shining with tears seemed to make the StarLord's hips thrust harsher, more intense. "Be a good little slut baby.." A hand found those pretty dark curls and those fingers tugged tight on them, rather painfully as he tugged the boy's head forward and forced every last inch of his cock down the boy's throat- just holding him there as he felt the air get cut off from the boy below him. "Such a Daddy's boy..." Quill chuckled, mostly because he knew Tony would be somewhere annoyed. And really, there was some joy in that.

[rosheendubh]

ai-ya…shameless lady-crush fangRRling…

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Mostly, character-inspires for the SpaceRockOpera AU (of Star Wars combining TTT/HoT/Dark Empire events, with the Keltiad fused with Firefly-Serenity…)—

-Rhyanon ferch Garowen (Daenerys, combined with equal doses of Yelena Belova/Dr Temperance Brennan/and Dr Janet Frasier…), a biokinetically gifted, skilled medic/biologist and her Dathomiri witch-lover, Kalinda (based off Kalinda from ‘The Good Wife’, even in terms of her role as an info-slicker-cybersecurity specialist…private contract—works with the Terran Core Parliament as much as the ImperialRemnant/Empire of the Hand, or The RepublicAlliance…as her profit and proclivities lie…combo’d with Yennefer of Venderberg…)…

—Rhyanon does, of course become involved with both Luke and Thrawn in a complicated game of illicit love-affairs-illicit bio hacking-cloning-super soldier chimaerasizing-awakening Dark Matter entities and nefarious uses of archeogenomes-space-vampires (the Telchines-Coroniad of the Keltiad, inspired by the Coroniad race of the Mabonigion…)-space vampire fathers and aunts (a little Circe and Medea dynamic…it’s s messed up family dynamic for Rhyanon-)-space vampires exploiting other alien species into bio harvesting servitude (my Ka’ali as a the Terran quadrant origins of the Noghri)-Thrawn is a colonialist authoritarian ass-as are the ChissAscendency-Thrawn-who’s basically my version of Rommel meets Napoleon meets Thomas Jefferson-meets Theoderic the Great-meets Julius Caesar—and Tywin Lannister with Spock-aded to swirl of Bronte-esque Heathcliff and Rochester tragic hero complex-breaks the Galaxy in half by collapsing the Wormhole-sacrifices Csilla-and is willing to bring Artor Imperator’s dead ship back from the Maw/The Dead Zone/Sterike Regions of space to recover the 2nd Starflash weapon lost 1000 years before with the Great Cataclysm-develops a complicated BroMance with Luke-(who’s my version of Luke combined with Peter Quill in Luke Skywalker’s original concept as Starkiller…check it out—his original concept Art before A New Hope even looks like Quill’s StarLord…)-snd a threesome with Rhyanon—who really just wants to go home to Caledonia Secunda-and open a clinic for new world emigres and fly her space-capable pegasuses with her Lady love…lol-yes, that Karaoke scene at the renamed Mos Vespa cantina (princess Vespa as a resurrected Arhinda Pryce combined with Space Balls Princess Vespa) set in a revised ‘Tatooine Ghost’ meets ‘SideTrip’ events as Thrawn-disguised as a Mandalorian/JodoKast-gets inveigled into singing ‘Piano Man with Rhyanon’-in order to defuse a potential tavern brawl-whilst Rhyanon-who’s done up treating idiot criminal under lords inhabiting Fett’s most violent parish where no outreach medical staff with any training dare serve…except Rhyanon-who Luke is after-and Thrawn is after-for their own purposes of saving the Galaxy-with tracking Killick Twilight-on a night Rhyanon just wants to chill with a drink amid the newly imported Terran pastime of Karaoke-at the seedy dive bar-in a scene that turns into Pirates of the Caribbean2-tavern brawl-Thrawn/of course-enacting the role of Jack Sparrow navigating his elegant exit (disguised as a Mandalorian still)-while all chaos spews around him-and WAIT-Firefly’s Operative-named Judah-I believe arrives at some point as well-having traced Rhyanon across the Wormhole sent by River Tam and Mal Reynolds-into a street chase scene through MosVespa (formerly MosEisley)-that culminates with Kalinda on Fett’s pet-rancor (she is Dathomiri by origin)-reprimanding all the misbehaving children-and saving her lady-love who-in a Mexican draw-involving the Operative/Judah-suddenly hears the Operative speak in her native tongue-Pretanic(neo-Brythonic-a combo of Welsh and Gaelic rewound to its Celtic-Gaulic lsnguage roots…but evolved into a future linguistic smash-burger)—later revelations that Thrawn discovers of the Operative/Judah having slain JorgCardas-who crossed the Wormhole as Shepherd Book-and gets a little irritated-as Thrawn wields the Dark Saber in this get-up-here we have the Operative facing off with Thrawn—Katana vs DarkSaber…it’s a honorable death for someone-and the inspiration for River Tam’s “2 by 2, hands of Blue…”