#Danny's fruitloops and adoption rants have gone viral

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There is an adoption attempt. Danny has to keep explaining that the blob ghosts don't do domestication to Damian. It does not stop Damian's attempts at adopting one of the blobs. It becomes a recurring habit, and how Danny finds out Damian is Robin. No one tries to adopt Danny, even if he gives off retired cape vibes, due partially to three glorious rants on fruitloops and a lack of respecting a person desire not to be adopted or forced into a family role. He is however tring to figure out when Alfred got added to his emergency contacts. He's not complaining though. Alfred reminds him of Clockwork and his equally cryptic tea companion... Ancients damnit, CW had his beau keep an eye on Danny in this dimension. At least he's not been adopted. He will take sensible hands-off supervision over adoption any day!

Danny is a coffee shop owner in Gotham and is repeatedly attacked by the GIW. Danny can (mostly) handle his own but he’s in the Bats’ city.

The help is greatly appreciated. The vigilantes have incorporated his small business into their patrol path. They even stop in to grab some coffee or a pastry. He thought he’d get to know this cities heroes as Phantom but instead they become friends with Fenton