#Danny: because that's one of my names duh

[redhoneysugarorange]

I imagine that Danny at some point gets kidnapped for whatever reason to be a sacrifice for a summoning. Of course, he just says bet, and changes the ruins to the personal hotline of one of the infinity realms ghosts (I like the idea of fright night for the next part).

The bat family comes sweeping in, realize that that one b tier villain friend of Orphan is the sacrifice, and try to stop the ritual. Of course they're too late, the cultists may be knocked out but the ritual is set in motion. And this hulking knight-like figure appears. Of course they expect to see Danny get killed or something worse by the giant ghost spirit thing that comes through the portal riding a demonic alicorn and pointing a sword right towards Danny's heart.

It's the Classic Emotional heartbreaking moment as the batfamily try in vain to save this somewhat annoying but reasonable villain that for some reason Orphan likes. They've gotten to know Danny a bit more at this point, they know he helps Cass get out of things, and they know Cass and him has tea time where they bitch about their families. They don't want to see what happens when a villain who is basically just a more advanced version of their everyday annoyances get vaporized or possessed.

Slow motion shot as the large being swings down his sword, with the batfamily on the outside of the circle trying to get in. The sword swings down, and simply breaks off the chains keeping Danny on the floor.

Then the B tier villain hops up, breaks the circle with a rub of his foot, and the bat family hear him... chatting!?!?! to this spirit.

Danny: Ah yeah you know I hadn't seen you in a while Frighty and this seemed like the perfect time to do it you know? I thought you'd get to mess up some cultists but the party poopers stole that chance already sorry.

Fright Knight: A summons for a battle that I did not to get to fight, a disappointment indeed.

Batfamily member: Excuse me? Fenton. How do you know this... Spirit?

Danny: oh right you party poopers are still here.... I guess I should introduce you all.

*Danny gestures to the figure nearly three times his size* behold, Fright Knight, physical embodiment of Samhein and tormentor of Hallows Eve, the ruler of the spooky and the scary, head guard to the coffin of Eversleep, One of three battle coordinators in the Head Coucil of the infinity realms, um.... Am I missing any titles. Oh yeah, carrier of the ummm... Terror sword?

Fright Knight: Several missing titles, Phantom, and it is the sword of nightmares.

Danny: Ah well, say hi Frighty!

*The large spirit makes a sound that is reminiscent of bones crunching and screams shivering up the batfam's spine. Danny seems pleased anyway*

Danny: I've never seen him so friendly!

Fright Knight: It has been several centuries since my last visit to the realm of the mortal coil after my banishing. The fear here is different, yet the same. This city reeks of the cries of the dead. I would like to visit again.

*Fright Knight steps forward, to the sudden in battle formation bat family*

Fright Knight: Despite the lack of decorum it is always a worthy summons to meet fellow knights so well known in the realms. However, I must be off, I do not trust the coffin unattended. I shall see you mortals in the end.

*And then suddenly the large nightmare spirit is gone*

Danny: That was fun ha ha. Anyway are we done here? I have a house-plant-water-inator to work on.

Danny and Cass are Dr Doof and Agent P

So! Here's a simple prompt. Danny is a small time Villain who uses his Technical Mind to build batshit crazy Inventions in an attempt to take over the "Tri-City Area" (Gotham, Bludhaven, Metropolis). Cass is the Silent Badass who is stuck having to defeat him every time.

Just imagine it!

...

Danny: Ahhh, Orphan. What an unexpected surprise. And by Unexpected I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED! *slams buttom* *trap springs up around cass*

Cass: ...

Danny: Now, I bet you are wondering why I have covered all of Metropolis in Aluminum Foil. Well. IF I am to take over the Tri City Area, all three Cities must be together! So, using my Fenton-Magnet-Inator, I will pull Metropolis across the Harbor and unite all 3 cities! What do you think of that!? *turns back to cass*

Cass: *holding the dismantled trap with a bored look on her face* ...

Danny: ...Okay then, fine, whatever. It took me all day to design the perfect trap for you and you dismantled it in 5 seconds...I'm not upset...

Cass: *sheepish look* ...want to fight now...?

Danny: ...I would like that...

...

And if Danny is Dr Doofenshmirtz, and Cass is Agent P, who would Phineas and Ferb be? I vote for Jon and Damian.

And Tim is Candace.

...

Jon: I know what we're gonna do today!

Damian: This will be entertaining.

*5 hours later*

Tim: BRUU-UCE! Jon and Damian built a Kryptonian Flying Roller Coaster!

Bruce: I'm one of the world's greatest detectives Tim, I think I would have noticed that.

Tim: *also one of the world's greatest detectives* ...dude...

...

This was just a fun thought I had at work, but I feel like it works well enough.

This could be a Romantic Cass/Danny, or just regular old Frenemies Cass/Danny, but either way I just really love the concept of Danny being a Villain and Cass being the Hero constantly sent to stop him.

(Maybe he is too competent otherwise? The other Heroes don't know why, but every time someone other than Cass tries to stop him he is suddenly Extremely Dangerous. Maybe it's a Crush?)

[redflagshipwriter]

Red Hot Ghouls 10 2/2

Masterpost

Jazz’s roommate Tiffany was fine and all that, but Danny didn’t feel that he was missing out on much when he phased from the stairwell directly into the little ensuite bathroom that connected to Jazz’s bedroom. He could hear quiet conversation from the living room– the TV, maybe?

But Jazz had clearly locked her bedroom door before she left. Danny made a note that Tiffany definitely wouldn’t be finding him and then he starfished on his sister’s bed. He set an alarm for 1 am with a smidge of guilt. It probably wouldn’t wake her up. Maybe she wouldn’t even stay home for the night, she had a boyfriend, right? Or was she the one with the girlfriend who worked downtown?

Whatever. Danny slept like the dead. In fact, he slept through his alarm and woke up to see 7 messages from Jazz. The one showing on the screen was “DANIEL FENTON Tiffany thinks my bedroom is HAUNTED because someone is snoring in there.”

“Oops,” Danny said under his breath. He opened up the clock app and made sure that the alarm wasn’t going to go off again. He quietly pulled open Jazz’s drawers to find a clean pair of socks and a hoodie that didn’t have his university name written on it.

The first thing he pulled out was a baby pink hoodie that had SQUAT written on it in white all-caps print. “I sure do,” he said to himself, and changed into it. It was a lie. He did not lift weights. That was Jazz’s hobby.

He did enjoy the thought of how pinched her face was gonna get when she saw him in her clothes. Danny had a little chuckle over it before he phased back out and nearly fell down the staircase. His arms wheeled for balance.

When he caught himself he looked around to be sure no one saw. The zone was clear. Danny smirked.

“Another perfect landing for the Phantom.”

Oh, duh. That was a thought. He didn’t have to hoof it.

It was dark enough that he reconsidered his plan to walk to Arkham on foot and ducked back into Jazz’s place to transform where no one could see the light show.

He made good time across the stretch of ocean that separated Jazz’s dream job from the rest of Gotham City. He knew where to go, based off of insider information.

Jeremy Waters had landed himself in Arkham, rather than standard criminal housing, because he would not shut the fuck up about the debt the Ghost King was going to owe him and how he would repay it in the blood of everyone who crossed him or whatever. He was in the low security end, given that he was just some dude, but Danny still spend a moment steeling himself to wake Jeremy and (ugh) talk to him.

‘He’s going to take this as positive feedback,’ Danny thought glumly. ‘He’s going to think he’s gotten something in his obsession with me. He’s probably going to be even more annoying.’

He wasn’t entirely sure that Jeremy’s focus on gifting him spouses wasn’t projection. The guy was kinda obsessed.

The weight class difference between the two of them was just absurd, metaphysically speaking. Jeremy was a 52 year old Poli-sci graduate who had ditched a middle of the road career in the Foreign Service at age 40 and started pursuing immortality. Midlife crisis and all that. He had a bit of boxing experience, but that was it. He was just a human guy.

Danny was king of the dead and he could shoot lasers from his hands. He was strong even for a ghost.

‘It’s pathetic that he creeps me out still. It’s just such bad vibes to be pursued by this old guy who won’t take no for an answer.’

Still, gotta do what you gotta do. He blew frost into the room to set a mood and scramble the fuck out of any surveilance equipment. Then he grimaced his way through calling out, “Jeremy. Jeremy. Jeremy!” until the jerk woke up.

…and immediately started genuflecting. “My lord Phantom,” Jeremy whimpered. His whole body was shaking.

Danny wished it was fear. But no. It was excitement, like he was some freaky little purse dog. He shuddered. “What did you do differently in your latest summoning?” he asked. His voice somehow came out cold and superior.

He could see Jeremy’s dazed grin even when the guy was still looking at the cell floor. “I am so glad that you ask, my lord,” he babbled. “I increased the number of ritual participants from 7 to 12. I changed from Kosher to Pink Himalayan salt. I was initially going to offer my humble self as a sacrifice-”

Danny’s stomach lurched.

“But when the Red Hood burst in, I knew that it was a sign!”

The red what now?

“Surely someone whose aura is so soaked in death and brutality would be a flavorful meal for one so horrendous and deathly as you, my Lord,” Jeremy babbled on.

Danny made a face.

‘He thinks I’m going to eat the sacrifice spouse?’ Danny paused. ‘...Was he lying, or does he want me to eat him? What does he think will happen if death eats him?’

He had a morbid curiousity that made him want to ask. But it was probably best not to know. He needed to sleep at night.

“It was the Pink Himalayan salt that was powerful enough to draw my attention,” Danny told Jeremy, because he really didn’t need any good information. “I reject your offering. Stop trying.”

He left immediately in hopes of not hearing the wailing and gnashing of teeth behind him.

[thepersonnamedsam]

tiktoks on the paddock

pairing: genz!driver x '23!grid

summary: tiktoks about the paddock are fun

word count: 873

warnings: none

note: enjoy :) it’s a bit short…

masterlist / taglist

The paddock, a place where many things are happening all at once. And phew, for y/n it’s like a feast for content. She loves filming everything and collecting memories. Her TikToks are an absolute favourite by the fans. Loving the content of all the drivers and her.

At the Australian GP, where she finally met Danny again, she wanted to do a TikTok with him. „Please Danny, please do a TikTok with me. I don’t even have to post it, it’s just for me and you“, she pleaded with puppy-dog-eyes and how could anyone ever say no to that face. „Alright, what do we have to do?“ - „Let’s do that one.“

Just guess how many tries it took to finally have a good result. 27 tries, 27! Daniel kept laughing or people would walk in and they had to restart the whole thing.

„Daniel Joseph Ricciardo, please be serious!“ - Oh oh, y/n just called me by my full name, this can’t be good“, he muttered. „Just try please“, she begged him. She loved his laugh, but he did it every time. Okay, she had laughed for the first few tries as well, only because he had laughed, but still.

And then Lando walked in: „Whatcha guys doin?“, y/n did not seem impressed. „Lando, you just walked into our TikTok and now we have to start again, do you know how long this takes?“, her voice serious and stern. Lando put his hands above his head and surrendered. He kind of wanted to ask to be apart of the TikTok, but as soon as he saw the look on her face, he didn’t.

As they finally managed to make a decent take, she was so happy. Doing her happy dance like she did as a little child. Daniel couldn’t help but laugh, the younger driver was just adorable. „Thank you Danny!“ She went and hugged the reserve driver. „Aw, you’re very welcome, y/n.“

And she always did a ‚get ready with me for paddock‘ TikTok, the fans love it.

„Okay guys, hello and welcome to my GRWM for the Miami GP! I am so excited! The Americans always make this huge deal out of the grand prix‘s and we’ll see how it’ll turn out this year.“ She looked into the camera of her phone, seeing her own figure. „Let’s see, I know that Lewis is gonna wear a sequinned purple jumpsuit, should we match him or do our own thing?“ Her hands were both placed on the sides of her head, squishing it, as if this would produce more ideas.

She didn’t pack that many outfits, only recently gotten into fashion, because of Lewis, duh. But you could describe her style as 70s or early 80s kind of pop-rock style, with some floated pants and vintage pieces. It wasn’t unique, she knew that, but it was what made her comfortable in her own body, thats the main reason why she wore it.

„The temperature will be high today and I don’t feel like sweating before the race. I will do that enough during. Hmm, let’s look.“

„I think I’m gonna go with these pants“, she held up some blue pleaded pants. „Yes ohh, and definitely my Rolling Stones shirt. It looks like something Harry would wear!“ That shirt was probably as old as her, she bought it in an old vintage store in Vegas in 2022.

„Oh and maybe Lily has some nice shoes for me and a bag! Let’s go ask her!“ She took the phone off the nightstand and stormed out of her hotel room. She lightly knocked on Alex‘ room and he opened. „Hey y/n, what can I do for ya?“ - „Is Lily here?“, she didn’t even said hello to him. He was taken back for a moment, but he already knew that his girlfriend was higher on y/n‘s list. „Uh yeah, she’s here.“ She pushed him aside and went into the hotel room.

„Lily, say hi to my TikTok“, she pointed her phone at the chines golfer. The spoken to just waved and looked a bit confused. „Lily, my dear, I want to wear these pants and that shirt, do you have some shoes for me?“ She looked at the older girl. „Yes, I have the perfect shoes and a bag that would look so lovely on you“, Lily was excited, always wanting to dress up the young driver.

She gave her some brown faux leather shoes with a little bit of heel. And a brown bag. She also found a hat that would look good on her. Together with some accessories, y/n was ready for the paddock (and finished with her TikTok).

Later that day, the media talked about her outfit and how it looks like something Harry Styles would wear. She was happy to see that they saw who inspired the whole look.

She didn’t do the GRWM often, but what she did was the whole trend stuff, sign her up for some funny filters, who’d she pick to be her Hogwarts Parents or some stupid dances she saw on her For You Page. She was obsessed with TikTok. She usually spent two hours before she went to sleep on TikTok. But who doesn’t.

°°°

taglist: @ironmaiden1313 , @topguncultleader , @missskid , @gulabjamooon , @lovelyy-moonlight , @peachyplumsss , @mistrose23 , @copper-boom , @love4lando , @champomiel , @serenityleah , @iloveyou3000morgan

[f1nalgirlz]

least to most likely to have a mommy kink: Rory characters edition!

(not all characters, mostly ones i'm more familiar with to make a proper judgement, clearly i take my job seriously /j also this is purely my opinion and if you disagree that's totally fine :P) The demons in me couldn't rest until i wrote this so :}

Warnings: NSFW, use of mommy (duh), sub!Rory characters, dom!Reader (for the most part), explicit language

Least:

Kappa:

- to be honest i just don't see him being into the whole mommy situation...

- like sure he could be **kind of** submissive at times, but mommy just isn't rolling off the tongue for him.

R!Euro:

- honestly kinda similar to kappa in that, mommy isn't rolling of his tongue particularly easily HOWEVER

- he's definitely further up on the list because i definitely see him subbing easier than Kappa lmao

- he most likely wouldn't use something like 'mommy' though, R!Euro is a 'mistress' man and i'll stand by that (probably)

Ollie Sway:

- he's at this placement for way different reasons than the others lmao

- he'd be wayyyy too shy to bring it up to you despite it being something he could see himself liking

- and if YOU'RE the one too bring it up he's still too embarrassed to voice it's something he might like or be interested in

- would be the type to 'ew' his way out of it simply to avoid any perceived embarrassment about being submissive.

- would come around later (give it 2 days MAX) and admit his feelings when he felt comfortable enough.

- would be totally open to mommy or even other names after coming to terms with his own feelings towards it

Jack Thurlow:

- he would, but not for the same reasons as everyone else

- he has a crazy breeding kink & you cannot tell me otherwise!!

- when he calls you 'mommy' it's almost always condescending or laced with fake sympathy

- when he calls you mommy, it's because he's threatening to make you one

- fucking you so good and saying the filthiest shit ever in your ear with mock sympathy

- "you like that, hm? like it when i fuck you full of my cum? gonna make you a mommy."

(nearing most likely territory here)

Clyde:

- i was torn on who to put in this slot between Clyde and Charlie...

- it's not that Clyde WOULDN'T be into it, he'd just be hesitant

- he has absolutely no problems subbing, but the specific name threw him off a bit at first

- 'mommy' doesn't exactly roll off his tongue with ease regularly yk??

- HOWEVER ,,,

- once you get him pretty deep into subspace, it comes out a lot easier.

- if you're fucking him really good 'mommy' just slips out so easily, he's just not thinking about anything other than how mommy is making him feel in the moment :(((

- the first time he moaned it out, you hardly heard him, it was so soft and quiet.

Charlie Walker:

- he definitely wouldn't be the one to bring it up first but... come on.

- he'd probably be a lil embarrassed about it and it might take quite a bit of encouragement to get him over that little bump of embarrassment

- but after that he *loves* it, not that he'd actually say that.

- he's more of a show how you feel than say it kinda guy.

- surely willing to be such a good boy for mommy <3

- he's literally obsessed with you and would do *anything* for you anyways.

Danny Cooper:

- DUHH !!!!! the subbiest sub to ever sub, you guys

- he's the one who brought it up, extremely shyly i'll add

- once it's been discussed and in action, he's not shy at all though. he's definitely not too shy to moan out for mommy to his hearts content <33

- he thoroughly enjoys calling you mommy, he loves belonging to mommy,

- ESPECIALLY when he's being reminded of how he belongs to mommy !!!

- he adores being mommy's good boy and he is a good boy. the best even.

- when you're fucking him so good he's just a drooly teary eyed mess, and you compliment him, "mommy's baby is so pretty"

- he might just cum on the spot :'))

Most

[inconspicuousmaker]

Worm: A Parahuman Musical

Nobodies gonna see this but I don’t fuckin care I want to write about a Worm musical and so I am.

I have done 20 minutes of research (I typed in worm parahuman musical Reddit) and while people have already done amazing work, because duh, none of it quite fulfills what I want.

Specifically an actual makeable concept.

So no end of the world

No slaughterhouse 9

Heck probability not even leviathan.

2 and a half hours to fit the themes, plot beats, and messages of over 1 million wordsinto. So we gotta cut stuff.

Warning this is just me rambling and I didn’t even grammar check it.

My proposal is thus, and I’ll probably come up with more over the next few days, though I’d need to reread the first few arcs to truly do this justice.

The plot beats I would use (and I’m sure I’m missing good ones)

Open to Taylor in school per canon singing a solo called something like “I’m gonna be a hero tonight”. Have some cut ins with the trio, and have it fuel Taylor’s rage that she redirects into song furthering that she not gonna stoop to there level and go Carrie. She’s gonna do good.

Slowly transition to her walking around town in costume looking for a fight and have song end with Lung speaking.

Fight happens and we get to see her powers (light, sound, and good physical acting) and defeat lung

That’s all I have right now (because that’s all of canon I can keep straight without research) but I do then have some song ideas and endings

Originally I suggested using the bank as the finale or the end of first act with Leviathan finale. But as I got halfway through writing that I remembered Bakuda and had a better idea.

Bank is halfway.

Before that we get songs about the undersiders and Taylor’s growing friendship.

Her and Armsmaster at odds (exactly like the Wormilton one in placement)

One with her and Danny

Aswell as coil meet

I think cutting the trio is the time efficient move aswell as any Locker references.

Alternatively cut coil and add the trio but that then leaves other problems.

Maybe I’m overestimating time though and Trio could fit (I don’t think shadow stalker though)

Then bank heist which is a large ensemble peice (maybe cut Vicky and amy? Depends on time) and finish with undersiders escaping and making a name for herself.

Second act start in after action report at procterate interlude style. All the wards retelling (clock blocker bemoaning bugs is a must) and cut ins form armsmaster and Piggot. (A song from piggot something like “I hate this city” or “capes are crazy” would work well but alas, time is a harsh Mxstress)

We then get undersiders loft charcters bulding 

Bitch goes for a walk and Lisa pulls Taylor aside to tell about Dinah. 

They decide Coil needs to go down (song “spider and the fox”?) and then go look for Rachel.

Bakuda introduction and short fight (they lose badly but get away)

My ideas get a bit fuzzy here

But somehow Bakuda breaks lung out

And Taylor hatches a on the spot plan on the chaos that lures coil out and simultaneously defeats Bakuda and Lung. 

Include her having to blackmail Colin to help her as a nod to her having to force the “heroes” to do the right thing and have her rematch lung

Finally have her hand over all the villains she captured to the heroes at which point they offer her a chance to join them as a probationary ward.

She gets stressed her secrets revealed but Lisa double reveals that they knew all along and that they trust her.

She of course says fuck the heroes and the show ends with a song about how she’s gonna be a hero semi reprising the first with the added addition that she’s gonna be a hero as a villain (maybe “it takes a villain to be a hero”?

And of course that she has freinds now.

That’s all I got

Okay I lied

Here are some miscellaneous ideas that wouldn’t work in this version

Leviathan finnaly ibvoiuslt could be super fun

Have first act end in undersiders lair planning bank robbery and second start from wards perspective as they try to stop it

Rewriting the whole thing about Amy

leviathan puppet

any E88 stuff (which like. Does make stuff a bit iffy without them balancing out ABB)

Okay that’s actually it

Enjoy my incoherent ramblings empty void of the internet

[doctormastertardis]

I'm trying to understand the love for Clara Oswald, so I am rewatching her episodes... :) I'm not a hater, after all lol...

I also just want to re-hash my memory on The Great Intelligence, because I HAD this nagging theory about Ruby Sunday and her "snow" ability, which is connected to my theory that Ruby is a human embodiment of the TARDIS, which is also connected to my theory about why the "old Gods" of Classic Who are coming back in relation to The Flesh + Nestene Consciousness, which circles back to my theory on the return of the Toymaker's connection to the Timeless Child Arc (aka origin of the Doctor).

ANYWAY... back to Clara :)

I think the set-up between Clara and Eleven was well-written actually!!! I always did prefer her "incarnation" as Oswin Oswald over her "21st century existence". I even hoped she would ORIGINALLY be a scientist from the far future, and THAT was one of the reasons why I was initially disappointed regarding her character-trajectory.

I can understand "The Hybrid" concept from an interpersonal viewpoint. I can appreciate it as a metaphor for a toxic, co-dependent relationship only IF the audience is willing to shed light on the Doctor's history with his OTHER human companions.

And yes, it is inevitable that the Doctor as a "whole entity" (not necessarily just Twelve) would give back Clara Oswald the Gift of Eternal Life, as she did end up DEAD because of her carelessness and over-confidence due to Twelve enabling her when he tried to bring back Danny from "hell" per Clara's request.

These are a bunch of domino effects that resulted from Clara jumping into his time stream... Perhaps, Twelve's "duty of care" stemmed from the fact that he wouldn't exist without Clara. Literally. She saved him across all his timelines from the Great Intelligence (dun dun dun)-- he'll be back, mark my words. Perhaps, that was a metaphor for co-dependence. I mean, duh, it is!

She saves him from "dying", and he in return stops her from "growing" as a person.

I would have probably been satisfied with Clara if her story had ended when she jumped into the Doctor's time-stream, but alas- we wouldn't have Missy if that was the case. AND WE ALL LOVE MISSY <3

Might I also remark that it is *GOOD* writing that they also included "Me"/Ashildr (code: warrior) in The Hybrid plot, because the Doctor made this Viking girl immortal and "less human", and in a parallel circumstance he did the same for Clara... He quite literally stopped Clara's death, the same way Clara stopped HIS many deaths.

So yeah, ok, Clara didn't deserve her own TARDIS (imo). But seeing as she's "stuck" with Me (who I personally interpret as Clara's very own "dark" Doctor replacement; hence the poetic name "Me"), I think having her own TARDIS is more of a KARMA-- like, a traumatic time-machine that takes you anywhere BUT home?

In hindsight, I was bitter about the fact that Clara Oswald got her own TARDIS because it renders all the other human companions "unimportant"? Now that I'm older, I'm realizing that Clara "mirroring" the Doctor from a perspective of a broken heart (per se) can definitely be narrated from a perspective of:

"WOW THEY REALLY WERE TOXIC FOR EACH OTHER BECAUSE THEY BOTH WANTED TO AVOID THE INEVITABILITY OF DEATH."

If I decode The Hybrid in terms of human relationship, I would say that they stopped each other from GROWING. Because "death" = rebirth. And without death, life becomes stagnant.

[kayetra-spade-queen]

Because @drawnfamiliarfaces got me into their AU rabbit hole of a variant version of the Teen Heroes™, I hope they don't mind of me making my own variant (I'm self-conscious, please excuse me-).

First and foremost, I can't draw, at least not to the extent of completely fleshing out a sketch out of my ass (ok- I can, but only a single eye, and even then it looks like shit to me-). I can draw clothing better than making a full body to make a whole ass scene. Comics are out the window cuz I will suffer.

Second, it'll probably be more on writing than making fanarts.

Third, I didn't watch the majority of the other characters' respective shows. I watched Danny Phantom a bit because of Nicktoons, and Ben 10 because of the same person who got me into starting this whole thing. I'll probably get my own snips and bits of necessary info from the wiki, but don't expect any accuracy, and I'd appreciate if anyone could dump some info that could prove to be very necessary for me.

Fourth, this is an entire AU itself, so I'm mostly not gonna follow canon at most. There will be stories I will try to twist to my liking.

Fifth, ships. Yes, but bear with me here; thanks to my overconsumption of media, I will be putting just a few ships that I think are neat, but if anyone disagrees with me or didn't like how I didn't mention a ship they like (cuz I barely knew shit about the characters), then please just either move away from my blog, or block me entirely to avoid unwanted conflict. We all have our interests that make us happy, the least you could do is to respect and/or completely don't interact.

Sixth, the clothing are gonna filled with my own personal headcanons, mostly their clothing when they battle (the characters themselves too, but I'm gonna focus more on the clothes because I'm a fashion illustrator). Danny, Ben, and Randy are gonna wear heels because yes.

The ships involved;

Tigerghost (Manny Rivera from El Tigre x Danny Fenton from Danny Phantom) (I completely blame izbubbles for this one)

Benrex (Rex Salazar from Generator Rex x Ben Tennyson from Ben 10) (surprised? Probably not lmfao-)

Jimmytimmy (Timmy Turner x Jimmy Neutron) (first and foremost; no, none of the Nicktoons (Jimmy, Timmy, SpongeBob, and Manny) except Danny and Jenny are part of this team. Danny and Jenny still go on missions with the NU team because duh. And second; they're only here as some sort of filler and cuz I really love Nicktoons since most of them I have watched)

Headcanons involved (will get expanded in due time I swear-);

Trans Danny

Anodite Ben (still wields the Omnitrix. His anodite powers are pink too)

Dani and Dan are Danny's kids (under a different name because they have to go through a re-birth process that I'll touch upon later)

Ben's necrofriggian children now comes to earth to live with their mom (like I said, I'm not following canon)

Randy is still ninja, but because this AU involves a 3rd power/skill, I'll have to twist a bit of the canon my way, especially when it comes to the Ultimate Lesson and memory wipe

There will be some Genshin Impact references here and there, because I do play them, and I love it-

Ghost King Danny (by extent, Ghost Princess Dani and Ghost Prince Dan)

Fashion designer Ben (his sassy and confident nature could be more of a use tbh)

Primal Iudex Randy (he and Furina would get along nicely-)

Pearl Keeper Jake

Side gig magician Rex (leave me be, I think it's neat-)

Engaged Rex and Ben (all of the members are adults over 20, so don't be surprised)

Sandra Tennyson is French, so that makes Ben half-French by heritage

Ben and Randy are pen pals turned close friends by the time Ben moved to France (yes, I made Randy somewhat French here for this reason, but I'll have to put in more details later)

Rex won't lose his memories, but he'll get short-term amnesia often, which just need something to trigger the old memories back

Everyone is under the same universe

Danny's ghost team are Sam-Tucker-Valerie-Jazz and his parents (Valerie deserves better than what was given to her by canon)

Yes, Maddie and Jack knew Danny became a ghost from the very start, but they didn't treat him any differently than he was before; if anything, they felt guilty that their son had paid the price for their ignorance and neglect

Phantom Planet do not exist, and it shouldn't have been to begin with, but whatever

Valerie had always been part of Danny's gang. In terms of Shades of Gray, I'll have to change a lot of things, that includes her father's job (he didn't get fired), so I have other things in mind regarding Cujo

Cujo became Danny's pet dog later on, cuz you can't tell me these two aren't made for each other

Members from oldest to youngest, I do hope @drawnfamiliarfaces wouldn't mind me using their headcanon as well (eldest Kim, youngest Randy). I think they're really neat.

Please keep in mind that none of this follow canon whatsoever, they follow my headcanons and versions. Character backstories are written purely by my own personal headcanons too. I'll probably add actual canon when I didn't have anything good to offer, but this is what I could put for now.

[dragonmasterhiccup]

“You’re right there, he is definitely happy; I swear, I think he’s more in love with Luna than you are with Astrid, and that’s saying something.”

“Yeah, and all the ‘old fashioned’ Berkians will probably be dead by then— Kidding! Haha, just kidding! Aren’t I just hilarious?”

She held her hands up in mock surrender. “Hey! That’s not what I was trying to say, but… I am not denying that claim, if anyone fits that category, it’s definitely you! And you can’t be mad that I agree, because you brought it up!”

“You’ve been eating Astrid’s cooking? Physically consuming it? How are you even alive right now? Wait, am I just hallucinating you? Did you actually die and become a fragment of my imagination or something? Oh Gods… Hiccup, if I am really talking to you, I’m gonna need you to prove it; state my full name and age, and… just, I dunno, prove you’re actually alive.”

“Duh, she’s a one month old baby, of course she’s fragile.” Her eyes widened a slight bit, and she stuttered for a brief moment. “Well, uh, I was honestly just wondering.” She shrugged. “I wouldn’t be opposed to it, I mean I love flying either way, so it doesn’t matter too much to me, but don’t you think that should be a family thing? And by ‘family’ I mean you, her, and Astrid.”

“Do I? Do I really know you? Or have you been tricking me for over a year?” she asked teasingly.

When they entered the stables, Danny immediately started looking inside the fish barrels, seeing if they were full or not. “Uh, by ‘we’ you mean that you’ll do the measurements and I’ll do the drawing, right?”

Finishing up her search for supplies, she concluded, “The two barrels over there by the Monstrous Nightmares are empty, and we should probably stock up on some more saddle polish…”

Laughing, he nodded. "I can't disagree with that!"

His jaw dropped. "Wait, wait, I only said it that way for lack of a better phrase! I'm your brother, don't you have anything kind to say?"

He stopped, looking at her, completely deadpan, and poked her hand. "See? I'm not dead. Dead tired? Yes. Dead? No. Your full name probably won't convince you, since we have the same last name. But I assure you, I am not, in fact, dead. Now, as for Astrid's cooking..." He continued walking. "Yes, I've had to eat it. It is getting better, especially if she follows a recipe, but if she doesn't?" He just shook his head.

"Well, I suppose...but, if you wanted to be there, I'm not going to refuse."

Rolling his eyes, all he said was, "Oh, ha-ha. Very funny."

Chuckling, he held up his hands. "Hey, you do like to draw, don't you? Look, I figure it's something we'll be able to do together. I'm more than happy to draw it out if you aren't interested."

"Okay. Easy enough. I'll add it to the list, see if our traders can bring back extra."

Looking around, he noticed there were less dragons than usual, but that could have just been him. "How's Twilight? And Camicazi?"

[theonlyblackcanary]

Stiles Stilinski Vs The Universe: PT 1

@axelwolf8109 @taechnology777 @epickiya722 @thebejeweledwatercat @greek-freak101

Summary: Stiles Stilinski is twenty three years old and in a band living in the town of Beacon Hills with his gay roommate Danny. And he keeps dreaming about a hot guy with red streaks in his hair and green eyes that looked at him with absolute contempt.

When he meets his dream guy, Derek Hale, Stiles discovers that in order to earn the right to date Derek, he must defeat his seven evil exes.

Not too long ago, in Beacon Hills California, Stiles Stilinski had been asked out by a high schooler.

"You were asked out by a high schooler?" Allison Argent snarked to the bassist of The Wolf Pack, Stiles Stilinski. Stiles was messing with his bass and muttering

"That's not just jail bait, that's going to jail bait" Scott McCall said. "If it makes you two feel better I said no" Stiles said. "At this point I'm so desperate to date somebody I might ask out one of Danny's conquests"

"I thought they were off limits to you once he got them" "Not Greenberg, Danny pretends he doesn't exist"

Allison nodded and played a little drum solo. Isaac Lahley, Scott and Allison's boyfriend, walked in playing on his Nintendo Switch.

"Isaac, do you think Stiles should date?" "Uhh" Isaac said.

"He just woke up, anything he says is wrong" "Maybe?" "Nevermind, he's a genius"

"Anyways, let's practice" "Launch Pad Mcquack!" "That's not the-" "WE ARE THE WOLF PACK" Allison screamed.

The band broke into a song that could only be described as complete chaos, chaos that Isaac and the rest of the neighborhood were used to.

-------

Danny Māhealani woke up with a snore when Stiles came back to their shared apartment.

"Practice went well?" "Yup!" Stiles grinned, hanging up his jacket. "Erica called, wanting to yell at you about dating a high schooler"

Stiles whined. "But I'm not!"

Danny shrugged. "Don't forget I let you stay here one night and you've never left" "And I'm thankful for that" Stiles mockingly bowed.

Danny rolled his eyes and went back to sleep

Stiles' phone rang and he picked it up, dreading it. "Seventeen years old?! Scandal!" Erica Reyes yelled at him. "That's not true, who told you?"

"Danny, duh!"

"That gossipy bitch"

"Is this some kind of way to get over she who will not be named?" "Everyone keeps acting like I said yes, I said no!"

"Because it's kind of funny" Boyd yelled in the background

Stiles let out a noise between a scream and a whine and hung up. He closed his eyes and opened them back up to find himself in a desert all alone.

"Am I alone?" He said out loud. "You're not alone, you're just having some idiotic dream" A tall dark haired man skated by him. He was fucking hot with red streaks in his dark brown hair and green eyes fixed in a glare

"Does that mean we can make out?" Stiles woke up and groaned. "Fuck my life!"

[musicallyseducingallthehotties]

Danny, how did you meet Ninja Brian?

Oh, I met Ninja Brian when I was in the ninja academy!

I think it was when I was like... a month into basic training?

It was certainly after I lost my virginity and got a little more practice, because I felt f--king untouchable.

Or it must've been the weed talking, idk

All I know is that while I was in the academy, I had trouble... um..

Ok I'm just gonna say it. I think I wrecked mostly everything in the dorm with my dick.

And one night the urge became unignorable. I couldn't do the floor again, and I certainly didn't want to bang the tv. That shit was expensive.

So I did what I thought was the best idea in the world: go to the dorm next to mine, take whatever looks good, and boom.

Next door was a room that lacked furniture, save for a lone potted plant and a mini-fridge.

The potted plant had all the right curves, and the soil was not too dry and not too wet.

You can probably guess what happens next.

But right in the midst of my passionate lovemaking, I felt something tearing through my flesh like butter. It was weird combination of pleasure, pain, and fear.

So, much, fear.

Before I could scream, move, do ANYTHING ELSE, I heard the sound of my own neck snapping apart.

I could remember the exact words my brain could spew out before everything went black:

"A houseplant? Really?"

"All that, for a houseplant?"

Then I woke up.

I was still in that exact room.

Maybe getting killed was some kind of post-nut hallucination, I thought.

...

So I stood up.... and I was horrified at what I saw.

The lower half of my body was dragging across the floor towards me, using my intestines and muscles as arms. I didn't know what was going on. All I knew was that it alerted the guy that killed me.

A ninja with the bluest eyes I've ever seen.

And he just stood there.

Watching.

With a stare that I knew, for a fact, was the nonverbal equivalent to "What the f--k am I looking at?"

He took both parts of me to another part of the room and threw me onto a couch, still staring at my form in silence.

Save for the occasional heavy breathing.

I was like "dude, you're kinda strange", but no response. Just staring and breathing.

At this point, I was weirded the f--k out and was like "ok are you gonna just stare at me like that or are you gonna talk to me at some point?"

He rolled his eyes and gave a look of "i am tired of your bullshit."

Then he held my head in his hands, and rammed his head into mine.

A whole cacophony of f--king noise rang in my head. Screams of horror and discordant melodies were spiraling around before they slowly rearranged themselves and unified into something tangible and understandable.

"Can you hear Ninja Brian?" it said.

It sounded... kinda brassy and monotonish.

"Uh...." My brain was taking its sweet ass time to process any of the weird shit that was going on. It did catch one thing though.

"Wait, your name is... Ninja Brian?"

"Yes. Ninja Brian's name is Ninja Brian"

"Your name is Ninja Brian.... and you refer to yourself.... in the third person... as Ninja Brian...?" I tried so hard to not to laugh.

"Are you insulting Ninja Brian right now?"

And I couldn't stop laughing. It helped numb the pain a little.

Before it came back with a vengeance.

"Because if I talked to you like this, you would be afraid of me."

This voice was different. It was like a combination of the cacophony from earlier and the voice I heard a few seconds ago. If agony had a voice or a sound, it would've been it. And I was all like "SHIT OK STOP I GET IT I GET IT"

Then the ninja stopped. And he was like "Ninja Brian feels the same way. At least its better than talking to you directly. You would've gone mad."

"...Better yet.... you should've went mad when Ninja Brian made that telepathic link with you."

".....Holy shit you can understand Ninja Brian."

And I was like "No duh I can hear you, can I go back to my room please?"

And he was like "No. Please. Stay." He looked desperate, a complete departure from the unflinching ninja I saw a few minutes ago.

And I was like "Well your couch feels like I'm sleeping on a f--king concrete slab."

And he was like "Because it is a concrete slab."

He was so right. It was a concrete slab.

So I'm like "Well I need to get on my bed because if I sleep laying on my back, the sleep paralysis is gonna kick in." And then he sighed and was like..

"Fine. Smartass."

So he took me back into my room and threw both parts of me onto the bed.

They were almost back together and I could feel faint sensations in my legs.

Before Brian left my room, I said "thanks" to him and he froze again.

Awkward silence.

I was like "What? No you're welcome?"

He only responded by just zipping back into his dorm.

Yeah, our first encounter with one another was kinda weird.

I think I met him again during training, and over time we just... bonded and shit?

It was a slow-ish process, but we eventually left the ninja lifestyle as best buds.

...ok, I left the ninja lifestyle, Brian's still Brian.

And he's the f--king best.

[p96822]

Danny was heading to the lunchroom when he saw Tucker getting harassed by Dash. Danny rushed over to his best friend and bully.

"Guys wait, violence is never the answer," Danny told the two.

"Well, look who's finally here. I have been waiting for you, Fenton," Danny closed his eye, waiting for Dash to hurt him, but nothing happened. "No, seriously, we've been saving your seat for ten minutes. So where have you been, buddy?" Dash asked.

Is Dash being nice? Something must be wrong here. Did he eat the bad meat again, or bumped his head or something? He took his set, and the football team came over to Tucker and started to cheer for him. He picked up a newspaper and saw himself in football gear throwing a football.

"Fenton throws the winning pass?" Danny questioned. "Throws? Winning... Fenton?"

This made him question this even more before his Ghost Sense went off. He saw that it was the Fright Knight on his sted Nightmare.

"Danny, outside the Fright Knight," Dash pointed at the ghost.

"Why are you telling me?" Danny started to sweat

"Duh, because you have ghost powers," he said like it was obvious.

As the students of Casper High began to cheer Danny on, he transformed and phased out of the building.

"Hey, Fright But! You know the freezing point of metal?" Danny fired an ice blast from his hands, froze the Fright Knight, and caught him in the Fenton Thermos. "I'm getting an A+ in science because of Marinette, so that rhetoric question."

Danny phased back into the lunchroom as the students cheered for his victory. But Danny thinks something is wrong because he knows that the Fright Knight should have been tougher than that.

"It must be nice, Fenton being a superhero and having a harem of girls being all lovesick for ya," Dash said.

"Sounds like someone's tired of taking his cousin to all the dances," Tucker quipped.

"She's my mom, sister's stepdaughter," Dash said, annoyed by Tucker's comment.

"Come on, guys, there is only one girl for me," Danny said.

"I'm hoping that you're talking about me," Sam came up with a lettermen jacket on her with his name stitched on the upper pocket.

"Sam!?" Danny said in surprise. "I thought you were still in Paris for the student exchange program?" Danny was now confused about why she was there now.

"Yeah, but I came back early. So can you make room for your girlfriend?" she asked.

"Girlfriend? But Marinette is my girlfriend. So what is going on here, Sam?" Danny asked, feeling this was getting weird.

"Danny, I thought you dreamt of being with me?" Sam questioned him.

"I did at one point, but when Marinette showed up, I began to have feelings for her. She is smart, pretty, and funny. I might have asked you to be my girlfriend if you weren't sent to Paris. Or I realized my feelings for you earlier, but I love you as my best friend, and no one can take that away from us," Danny said as the world became static, and he woke up on a rock in the Ghost Zone.

"Danny, I'm glad you woke up! Everyone is in trouble now!" Tikki float right next to him.

"Hey, your Marinette's Kwami, right?" Danny asked.

"Yes, I'm Tikki, the Kwami of creation. It's nice to meet you, Danny Fenton," she greeted.

"It's nice to meet you, Tikki. What is happening, and why are we in the Ghost Zone?" Danny asked.

"Well, Danny. Marinette was about to sleep before getting attacked by a ghost that put her to sleep. After that, I went to find you, but you were nowhere in sight before I saw a ghost that looked like a starry sky taking you to that big machine in the basement. I tried to wake you up but couldn't because of the helmet on your head," Tikki explained.

"That ghost that looks like a starry night is the one I faced when my ghost sense went off when Marinette left my room," Danny said as it returned to him.

"We got to go help them, Tikki. Come on, follow me," Danny told the Kwami.

Danny and Tikki went to the ghost portal to help the people of Amity Park. As they made it back to the lab, Danny and Tikki phased into Marinette's room, seeing her with the helmet that Danny had on before.

"Marinette!" both cried out as Danny tried to touch the helmet for him only to get shocked by it.

"Ow!" Danny pulled his hand back after being shocked.

"It seems like those helmets protect the wearer from being taken off," Tikki observed.

"I see that, but I think I could wake her by going into her dream," Danny told the Kwami.

"Did you ever do that before, Danny?" Tikki asked the ghost boy.

"Well, no, but I have to try for Marinette and everyone else," Danny said.

"Can I go with you? I could help to wake Marinette up," Kwami asked Danny.

"I never had anyone overshadow someone with me, including magical beings like you," Danny felt unsure that he could have someone else overshadow another person.

Danny decided to wing it and went intangible with Tikki in his palm. Tikki gave an adorable giggle when they turned intangible.

"How does it feel?" Danny wondered why she was laughing.

"It tickles," the Kwami answered while still giggling.

Danny phased into Marinette and went into her dreams.

Vlad has made a deal with Hawk Moth that if he helped him get the Ladybug and Cat Miraculous, he'd help him create his perfect son with his Miraculous.

"I want him to have my eyes but Maddie's hair." He said to himself.

The Akuma left the bowtie and returned to Hawkmoth's lair. Vlad smiled that he had a new partner to help him out, and now he would do business with some of the wealthy people of Paris, starting with Gaberal Agreste.

Vlad went to Gaberal Agreste's mansion, and the security camera came out of the wall and looked at him.

"Who is this, and state your business?" Natalie asked on the microphone.

"Greeting. My name is Vlad Masters, and I came from Amity Park to speak business to Gabriel Agreste, and I want that talk now." Vlad greeted.

Natalie was about to tell Vlad that Gabriel could not talk to him, but Gabriel was behind her.

"Let him in, Natalie. Let us see what he wants." Gabriel told her.

Surprising her why he was letting this stranger in the house, she looked into the man's eyes and decided to let Vlad inside the mansion.

As Vlad walked into the mansion, the two villains stared at each other. They were waiting for the other to make a move.

Vlad then made the first move. "Greetings, Gabriel Agreste. My name is Vlad Masters. It is a pleasure to meet someone of your reputation, and not just the business side of you," Vlad greets the stoic man.

"It's nice to meet you, Mr. Masters. I heard a bit about you after researching Amity Park, Mr. Mayor." Gabriel said, giving the same stoic look. "I am impressed that you came from nothing to something in a short amount of time."

"What can I say? I'm very negotiable when it comes to business, almost supernaturally." Vlad smirked.

"Anyway, what do you want to talk about, Mr. Master?" Gabriel asked the older halfa.

"I was thinking of you coming to Amity Park to showcase some of the new designs you're coming up with this summer. Also, I think Vlad-co would also use your designs for inventions for space and other worlds," Vlad pitched the idea to Gabriel.

Gabriel thought for a minute. For one, this could expand his business beyond Paris, and two, he could get revenge on Danny Phantom for ruining his plans with Ragtash. "I'll take up on your offer, Mr. Master."

Both of them shook hands, and both of them smiled.

Danny and Tikki made it to Marinette's dream. They were in Paris, and Danny was amazed at how beautiful Paris was. He would want to visit Paris to go on a date with Marinette.

Danny and Tikki flew around to find where Marinette was and had her help them take down the ghost take to put them to sleep. They found where Marinette was, and she was with a dream version of Danny.

"I'm so happy you came to help me get the Butterfly and the Peacock Miraculous, Danny. And now I'm glad we are together as a couple," Marinette said as she wrapped her arm around his.

"Yeah, I can't believe Hawkmoth was just as or even more of a fruitloop than Vlad was. But I'm glad I was here to help you and Chat Noir to take him down. And now I'm glad I can be together with you, Mari," Dream Danny said.

"Mari?" Danny asked the Kwami.

"Short for Marinette," Tikki answered.

"That is a nice nickname for her. I guess I'll call her that when we capture that dream ghost," Danny said.

"Even though I have to go back to Amity Park to protect the people from the ghost attacks, I always think about you, Mari," Dream Danny looked into Marinette's eyes as they kissed on the lips.

Danny decided to overshadow his dream self to wake up Marinette.

"I have a question, Mari?" the overshadowed Dream Danny asked.

"What is it, my Chevalier?" Marinette asked.

"Are you still in love with Adrien?" Danny said as Marinette put his finger on her cheek. She then took a deep breath and looked at Danny with a smile. "Even though I still like Adrien, I want to give us a chance. If Adrien loves another girl, I should let him go and move on. Even though I have only known you for two weeks, I feel like we have a connection with each other, and I want to see how far that connection goes, Mon Chevalier," Marinette told him.

"So you are going to let go of Adrien for me?" Danny had a surprised look on his face.

Marinette wrapped her arms around Danny's neck and kissed Danny on the lips. It surprised Danny, and he kissed her back. After they finish kissing, the world becomes static, and Marinette wakes up.

"AHHH," she yelled as Danny and Tikki came out of her dream.

"Marinette, are you alright?" Danny asked.

"I'm alright, but what is going on? And why are you Phantom now?" Marinette asked him.

"Well, Tikki said that some ghost put you to sleep and went to get me to do something about it, but I was dealing with a ghost. I think I was dealing with one," Danny still feeling unsure about what happened when he was out of it after being in the Ghost Zone for who knows how long.

"We need to know what these ghosts look like and what we are fighting. Then we might need to talk, Danny," Marinette blushed as she looked away from him.

Danny did the same as he grabbed her hand. Marinette blushes, and Danny flies them up with his intangibility to the OP Center. Danny when to the OP Center's computers to look at the security footage 0f what happened. He found what he was looking for and found these green ghost phrasing in the front door.

"It looks like they are breaking and entering to me. Well, like phasing and entering," Danny joked.

Danny changes the screen to other security cameras in the kitchen, the living room, and the lab showing the green ghost putting their hands near their faces and causing them to be put to sleep, then placing the helmet on their heads.

'I Wonder why those ghosts go after my family and you?" Danny asked.

"I don't know, but we should find out why they put your family to sleep," Marinette said.

Danny thought for a moment, then came up with an idea. "I wonder if Tucker's can shed some more light on this problem," Danny told her.

Danny grabbed Marinette's hand and made them intangible to get out of the OP Center. He carried Marinette bridely style and saw that many people had those helmets on their heads. Finally, they made it to Tucker's room, and Tucker was asleep.

"Let's see what's on Tucker's vision," Danny said as he typed on the computer, and a hologram showed the ghost with the stary night body putting the helmet on his head.

"That's the ghost I saw putting the helmet on you and Marinette," Tikki said.

"Yeah, he does look familiar," Danny put his finger on his chin.

"What are we going to do now, Danny? Should we wake up Tucker, or should we try to find the ghost that is putting everyone to sleep," Marinette asked Danny.

"Yes, we need to wake up Tucker because he could help us against this new ghost," Danny told him, and he phased into Tucker's dream to wake him up.

In Tucker's dream, Danny saw that he was rich and had many different vehicles like a helicopter, fancy cars, and SUVs. He also had a fancy mansion that was in front of him. In the mansion, Danny saw his best friend on a couch with twins that looked like Star.

"Can I interest either of you ladies in a beverage? Say chocolate milk?"Tucker offered as he pressed a remote to a fridge raised from the ground and opened to have multiple chocolate milk.

The Star twins went to get the milk as a janitor cleaned with a vacuum passed by. "That will be all, Fenton," the janitor was Danny Fenton.

Danny was angry about this and decided to go to Tucker. Tucker was now dancing with the Star twins and kissed on the hand and was about to kiss the other before Danny Phantom glared at him.

"I'm your janitor?!: Danny is upset that Tucker made him a janitor in his dream.

Tucker causes Tucker to panic and s up from his dream.

"That was some nightmare that I had," Tucker said as he saw Danny and Marinette next to him.

"Dude, does she knows?" Tucker asked.

"Yes, she does, but that doesn't matter right now," Danny said. "I need your help to deal with this ghost that put everyone to sleep."

"You can count on me, Danny!" Tucker gave him a thumbs up.

"Also, I do not do windows," Danny grumbled.

It made Tucker wonder if Danny saw the part of his dream where he was a janitor. Even though Danny was his best friend, he still felt a little bit jealous of him from time to time.

Danny carried Marinette and Tucker to Fenton Works. As Tucker and Marinette waited, he went to Jazz's room to wake her up.

"So how long have you known Danny's secret as Phantom, Marinette?" Tucker asked.

"Since the dance yesterday. We were attacked by a robotic ghost named Skulker, and Danny didn't want to leave me alone so he could transform. So he transformed and protected me from that metalhead hunter," Marinette lied.

"Never transform in front of people unless the people are running for their lives from a ghost," Tucker explained. "Danny must really trust you if he is going to tell you his biggest secret."

"Uh, yeah, he trusts me with his secret of being Danny Phantom," Marinette didn't look at Tucker and rubbed the back of her neck.

Before Tucker could ask her what was wrong, Danny came out of Jazz's room with Jazz rubbing her hand on her head.

"So is that everyone, Danny, to deal with this dream ghost?" Marinette asked.

"Yeah, so let's get geared up and stop this ghost from putting everyone to sleep," Danny said as they went down to the lab to get some Fenton weapons.

As they were gearing up to face off the ghosts, Danny's ghost sense went off, and multiple green ghosts began to phase in the house.

"Oh great," Danny grumbled as he got into a fighting stance.

The green ghost was about to grab Marinette, Tucker, and Jazz before Danny blasted them with his ghost ray to knock them back.

"Thanks Mon chevalier," Marinette call out.

Danny was confused about what Marinette called him, but he kept his attention on the green ghost by freezing them with his eye beams. Danny then kicked and punched the frozen ghost shattering them.

Suddenly the ghost that looked like a starry night phased in. Danny suddenly recognized him as the ghost he was fighting before getting shoved into the Ghost Zone.

"You!" Danny exclaimed. "You're the one that sent me to the Ghost Zone!"

"Yes, and how dare you wake my livestock," the ghost glared at Danny with his red eyes.

"Who are you anyway?" Danny asked the ghost.

I'm Nocturn, the ghost of sleep. I go from town to town to put being of this realm to sleep. With this realm having millions of beings I can put to sleep, I can be all-powerful," he explained. "But you, ghost child, are getting my way of completing those plans."

"And I won't let you do that!" Danny charged at him.

Nocturn fired a white wave of energy at Danny to stop him. Danny shot his energy wave to block it. However, his energy wave was too weak compared to his, and it stuck him in the chest, pushing him back. The dream ghost lifted his hand and used telekinesis that lifted Danny off the ground, then smashed him against the wall.

"Danny!" Marinette, Tucker, and Jazz cried out.

Jazz and Marinette grabbed a blaster from the desk and fired at the dream ghost. The blast gave him holes in his body where they shot him; however, the holes began to regenerate. Nocturn turned around and was about to strike before Danny fired a large ectoblast that made a large hole in his chest.

"Don't you dare touch them, you dream creep!" Danny said as he charged at Nocturn, and roundhouse kicked him to the wall.

Danny followed that up with an ectobeam which Nocturn fired one of his own, which collied in the air. There was a sight beam struggle before the beams exploded in mid-air, pushing them both back to the opposite walls.

"Sleepwalkers form," the green ghost known as Sleepwalkers appears out of nowhere and begins to dog pile on Danny.

"Hey, get off my boyfriend, you blobs," Marinette fired the Fenton ghost blaster at them. However, there were too many of them for her to shoot off Danny.

"Fire all you want, French girl, but with many people asleep, it fuels my Sleepwalkers and me to be all-powerful. And I can do this all day," Nocturn said. "And now I'll permanently put your boyfriend into a deep sleep."

When Danny heard this, he lifted the Sleepwalkers over his head and froze them with his ice-eye beams. Then, Danny smashes the block of ice into pieces.

"Sleepwalkers fo-" before he could finish the sentence, Danny froze his mouth shut.

"I'm not going to let you finish that sentence, mister tall, dark, and spooky," Danny quipped. "Now it's time to hibernate!" Danny charged at him, and he kicked him, then freezing him solid.

Tucker, who had gotten the Fenton Thermos, captured the dream ghost and closed the cap. "Sweet dream," he quipped.

With Nocturn captured, the Sleepwalkers began to disappear.

"Great work Tuck," Danny congratulate.

"No problem, dude. We must deactivate those helmets to wake everyone up," Tucker told them as Jazz followed Tucker.

Only Danny and Marinette were the only ones that didn't follow them.

"Danny, we need to talk," Marinette said, which made Danny wonder what she wanted to talk about.

"Okay, what do you want to talk about, Mari?" Danny asked her.

"How did you know that, Danny?" Marinette was surprised that Danny knew her nickname.

"Uh, I went into your dream and heard the dream me call you that. I'm sorry for entering your dream. That was the only way I would wake you up," Danny explained.

"It's okay, Danny. You had no other choice," Marinette said. "Anyway, I want to tell you that I want our relationship to work, and I have to give up on Adrien if I want to do that," Marinette sighed.

"Are you sure about giving up on him?" Danny asked.

Marinette kissed him on the cheek, then on the nose, and finally on the lips. "Does that answer your question, Mon Chevalier," she said with a confident smile.

Danny blushed heavily from the kiss that Marinette gave him. Marinette was then about to faint from what she did, but Danny was able to catch her.

"Hey."

"Hey."

Both of them smile with blush on their faces.

"Uh, we sure go before Jazz and Tucker ask us what's taking us so long," Danny said.

"Yeah, we should go before they ask us why we're taking so long," Danny and Marinette went out of the lab while holding hands

[xxlunadeaxx]

More than one Monarch (Part 2!)

So part 1 was Giratina, or at least a part of a part. I still have some more, but I want to explore each 'part' a bit before expanding another 'part'. Not that these all have to connect but it could be, nothing is fun when things are ruled harshly. (unless it's a magic system but that's not here or there)

So the next part is...

Hades!

(picture is not mine) Or at least leaning into that lore? Pandora is in DP already, who says I can't just pick some things to throw into DP (or throw DP into Hades). Plus having this brain rot since Hades 2 had a trailer recently. Could have the two 'princes' hang out together and be menaces together, heckling Zag's dad cause Danny does have the desire to mess with authority. Sassy quips left and right, competitions with Thanatos (more sassy banter), Cujo and Cerberus playing ghost dog fetch. The possibilities!

My original idea for this was Persephone being the 'original halfa', a headcanon of when she was taken to the Underworld she was still alive, but when she ate the pomegranate seed she became half dead, forever becoming a part of the Ghost Zone but since she was a goddess of life she couldn't become 'fully dead'. Literally a Queen of Death and Life, a Goddess of Seasons more or less by causing growth and decay depending on her station. (being in the underworld causes winter, then visiting her mother Demeter so the season would change from winter to summer) She even has a name change to go with her transformation of becoming a Halfa! (That bit is because the being 'Kore' is/could be Persephone, but another theory suggests it's a different entity altogether, but this is my headcanon, not fact, I'm cherry-picking here) Dreaded Death Queen Persephone (Ghost), Vegetation Goddess Kore (Alive). (She has many titles and names, but these are the main two I'm sticking with)

So lo and behold, Danny crosses time and space again, somehow landing in "The Underworld" and meeting the Princeling Zagreus, Zag goes "cool a free brother!" or "A new friend! or more?" and takes him on a journey to meet his mom, which could be his first time succeeding or did this before, and Persephone notices Danny is just like her. A being with bonds with both Life and Death, which is a first for her, that doesn't count Zag since he was born in the Underworld and is already a prince of it, he's 1/4th living, or just fully 'dead'.

"I always wanted another child!" Oh no not another adopter. Could just be a mentor too. They have a great time, Danny could even meet Melinoë (as a baby?). Shenanigans are had, lessons are learned, and bonds are acquired. Both Danny and Zag learn how to be better rulers together and create a good bond between the dimensions of both the "Ghost Zone" and "Underworld" dimensions.

"Ah, you're having a 'Ghost' problem, not an 'Underworld' problem. Let me inform my good friend the Ghost King and he'll be here soon enough." "There's more than one King???"

"See, I deal with Ghosts. My good friend Zag deals with souls, I'll summon him right now!" "Why is he wearing a flaming crown like you?" "Cause he's also a King, duh." "WHY DO WE HAVE MORE THAN ONE KING OF DEATH IN HERE?!"

Again, could be after Danny is made Ghost King, or Before just in the middle of his canon before Pariah Dark and all that drama. Or it could be when he's older than canon, I didn't set this in stone it's an idea.

I'll make a different part for the idea of Halfa!Persephone, one that does include the AU!Ghost King with Danny for sure.

[maegalkarven]

So, cause enjoy being complicated on purpose and also because I read someone's post about the possibility of naming Puppet the same name as Sidestep, I've decided to give it a go and had a playthrough where both Sidestep and Puppet are named "Matthew".

And it's hilarious and also a nice touch of Puppet being a Mirror of Sidestep; the New, Better version, but also just a reflection. That, combined with Villain's name being Sidestep (which WILL come bitting Matthew in the ass later bc he forgot, in his utter desire of being found, what Special Directive can catch clues he's sending to Rangers as well) and Villain having a reflective/mirror helmet, making anyone who battles him essentially fighting themselves, and adding what Matthew's Nemesis is himself, is deliciously complicated, repetitive and yet makes perfect sense.

Add to that what Matthew (OG one, see how complicated it gets? The stats page is A MESS) is a trans man and that, combined with being Re-Gene, makes him feeling "like a real boy" in other Matthew's body (we're approaching the Coraline-escue territory here, folks).

I'm actually affectionately calling him Pinocchio bc: a) Not a real human. b) Wants to be "a real boy" BADLY.

Also the flavor of convos is delicious, starting from Ortega wincing when he has to speak about Sidestep (the Villain), to Danny adding "the imposter" everytime he mentions Sidestep (the villain, which is also. HA! Matthew might be impostor in so many ways, but this case is not one of of them). To Sidestep, whose main motivation is making the world see the truth, being absolutely enraged what Rangers and others are not picking up the clues, HE LITERALLY USES THE SAME NAME. To using "that's my name" in interview with Maia and it coming to bite him back in the ass in the epilogue (Regina being like "well, that's an open invitation". She is not wrong about someone becoming too cocky).

The dichotomy of the hero Sidestep/ the villain Sidestep and Pupetter Matthew/ Puppet Matthew is EVERYTHING.

The dream sequence of the choice with the mirror had me howling over the "the face in the mirror is Matthew" in two separate choices. Like no matter what he does and what body he is in, he's still his worst enemy. Also the "date" (I use to quotation bc Ortega is a friend for Puppet!Matthew who Matthew spies on, so it's not really a date) went greatly with Ortega calling out "Matthew" and both Matthew and Ortega having a brief existencial crisis over it. Once again, Matthew is giving Ortega so many clues, WHY WON'T HE PICK THEM UP AND CONNECT THE DOTS.

(Meanwhile Ortega is busy will his tinfoil theory. SIGH)

Also Mortum's line "Matthew, or should I call you...Matthew" had me crying. DUDE! Do you hear yourself??? "You...or should I call you you?" this is how you sound. The fact what he named himself and his Puppet the same name should have been a clue he is Not Alright. Too much baggage for one body indeed.

"Trying to keep yourself sane by riding another brain/body, only to slowly make another body/brain as traumatized as your OG one" cursed narrative.

Keep in mind what I'm planning to claw out a happy ending for him, even though Matthew himself is just hanging by a thread and clinging to Dr. Finch's help bc he is SO suicidal, help him. He tried to make Herald drop him. The only thing what keeps Matthew going is what he needs to get the truth out and he can't die before that, or it all was pointless).

My fav ending for him so far MC going to Hollow Ground, getting into his mind and seeing moray, telling Ortega he is Sidestep (DUH) and then getting Puppetstuck and asking Mortum (who he revealed the truth to and was asked for a week long timeout) for help.

A real "getting what you want and realizing this wasn't what you needed" conclusion. Matthew saw himself as a fraud and an enemy and tried to run away from himself, only to be stuck outside himself and panicking bc THIS IS WRONG, this is not real him but a mirror, he needs to go back! To the broken and Re-Gene body with top surgery scars and Regina on his trail. The wise thing would be let Regina and Co take the very likely Heartbreak in OG body and use it to reveal the truth, while staying safe in a new, Real Boy!body, only it doesn't feel right. It feels like betraying himself, and so many people/circumstances already did, he can't bring to be the last, final nail in his own coffin, not when he looks at himself from a new perspective. He doesn't want human body, he wants HIS body, ruined as it is. He doesn't want to be cis, being a trans man is too big part of him and he reinvented himself and his body for that.

Oof.I can't wait to see how Revelations will play out.

[onekisstotakewithme]

🍰 🧠 👖

I am so sorry this took so long to answer... not me having a depression session lately.

BUT ANYWAY HERE I AM. I love answering asks and I love blathering on about my writing. Ten years of fic writing will do that lol 💜

🍰 Name one of your fave comfort fics (doesn’t have to be your all time fave).

*immediately forgets every fic I've ever read*

oh! Big duh. The Bureau Files. I usually re-read them every few years - The Cat Returns is probably my niche-iest fandom, but these feels so canon to the story told in the movie, are a great spin on casefic ideas, everyone is pitch-perfect in character, and I've adored the world-building and Lore behind this series for LITERAL years. @catsafarithewriter is a deity.

🧠 What’s an idea you have that you can’t quite call a WIP yet?

I colloquially refer to it as DAA (Danny All Along), where the premise is fairly basic - essentially, what if (since I, as an author, am not dependent on actor availability) Danny was on TWW for all seven seasons, and in the press room for the bulk of that time. Spiritual companion to missing scenes, essentially. It doesn't and maybe will never exist outside my head, but nevertheless.

👖 Are you a planner, plantser, or pantser? Is it consistent?

Both?? I guess a plantser, because I routinely get struck down by the Outline Curse (if my outline is too specific, I lose all will to actually write the story!) so I generally stick to like. general outlines or brainstorming notes of things I'd like to include. But this is story dependent.

[ectojester]

Tag game from @future-boi

1. Spell your name in songs:

E - End of It by Friday Pilots Club

C - Come Along by Cosmo Sheldrake

T - Toxicity by System of a Down

O - Oh Klahoma by Jack Stauber

J - Jump Rope by Blue October

E - Elephant Parade by Reliant K

S - Still Feel by half•alive

T - Talking Is Hard by Weathers

E - Eyes Can't See by Lovehammers

R - Razzmatazz by I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

2. Why did you choose your url?

Because I'm a fool who likes ghosts

3. What's your middle name?

I don't have one 🫢

4. If you could be a mythical creature what would you be?

A wizard, duh

5. Favorite color?

Green

6. Song you love right now?

Hayloft II by Mother Mother. So sinister, catchy, violent.

7. Top four fandoms?

Danny Phantom (I've got a whole other blog for it, @phanboyo)

Back to the Future. Would love to see the musical someday.

Harry Potter probably. JKR sucks but the fan content of this series has changed me. Like this stuff takes up so much of my brain space it's unfortunate

DC, especially batfam (Tim Drake my beloved) and Shazam/Captain Marvel (this kid has so many problems. Why did the wizard do that to him? Twitch chat au <3)

8. Tag 9 people?

@roundaboutnow @himbohux @dragoninatrenchcoat @myhamartiaishubris @alwaysnumberonetruth @pa-pa-plasma @officialeggsuprise @queenofhearts7378 @billyjoecobras

Uh, yeah

[askaceattorney]

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CO-MOD?

Co-Mod: *wakes up* Where am I now...?

Anne: Welcome to my world.

Anne: Do you know how annoying it is with you trying to meddle in things? Thankfully, I know a way to lock you up for good.

You may be able to get into the blog, but so long as the draft stays out, you'll never be able to escape.

Co-Mod: You're...trapping me in the blog? Hold on! where's Chief Mod Edgeworth? I know you can't be-

Anne: Chief Mod Edgeworth? Figures she'd choose a mod name after the guy she has the hots for. I'm Anne Phantom and I'm in control of your Chief now. Something about some Phantom from FNAF trying to possess her.

Co-Mod: Phantom from FNAF? Hang on...

*looks up Phantom from FNAF on smartphone*

Uhhhhh, you don't look anything like Phantom.

Anne: Duh! Your Chief doesn't play that game! Okay, maybe the first one, but it got boring very quickly. It's not my fault that when we hear "Phantom" we think of Danny Phantom.

Co-Mod: Danny Phantom?

Anne: What else do you think this is? Danny Phantom was practically our childhood! Do you know how many fan fictions this bitch had wrote!? I was her evil twin!

Co-Mod: You, uh... You don't say?

Anne: But, my twin deleted that story, then tossed me away like trash! I barely get any time or am known outside of roleplays and stories nobody cares about! I get nothing. NOTHING! I'm... nothing...

Heh, but not anymore. I'm done with playing the one-note villain in some teenage girl's imagination. From now on, I'm in control and look who I found lying around while the Cursed Mediums decided to sneak behind my back.

Proto Badger: İ̷̧̨̢̫̦͉͗̈́̇̂̚͜͜͠͝'̷͇͖͍̹̮̙̤̾́̓m̶̮̪͉̘͍̂̃̿̀̅̉͋̆̉̚͜ͅ ̸̜͖̂b̵̼́̊̉̿͝a̸͇̭̘̕̚c̸̨̹͙̲͕̜̲͕̤̓̽̂̊̂k̵͉͙̱̥͌̾̀.̵͓́̍

Co-Mod: *Stares in horror* ...He's back.

Proto Badger: F̸̮̞̣̘̻̌͌o̵͈̜̽̆̈͘͝ȯ̵̘̺͐ͅd̸̛̙̳͊̏͗̇͐̾.̸̡̮̱̘̥̝͈̀̓́̎̑̄͘.̴̬̭͔̰͙̹̪̯̍́͝͝.̷̙͖͖͎̊̔͑̀́͠͝

Co-Mod: Um... Hm...

*thinks for a moment*

Oh, um... I heard there was a redheaded ghost lurking somewhere far away in that direction!

Proto Badger: *eyes widen with delight* F̵̣̣̗̠̩͖̩̘͛̀̿̂͠͝O̸̹̝̠̝͍̺̥̐͋̇̚͘͝Ó̴͕̂̓͠Ọ̶̧̲͍̟̼̈́̀̍̔͘̕Ǫ̸̦̘̜̦͐͋̍O̴̦̥̖͇̙̱͎̺̙̅Õ̶̝̮̻̖͌͝D̷̖͇͓͚̣̔̌̒͌̐̑͛͒̈́͘!̴̡̨̰̪̠̦̏͐!̶̫̤̦̟̊̂̉́̇!̶͔͖̟̰̲̩̊́̊́͛̍̈́͗͆͘

*darts off in the direction Co-Mod pointed*

Co-Mod: ...Dang, that was easy.

*turns to Anne*

Well, it's been a pleasure, but...

Anne: *points the ghost gun at Co-Mod* So, any last words before I trap you here for good?

Co-Mod: Um, uh, er... (Come on, think!) ...I've always been curious about Danny Phantom. I only saw a few episodes of it, so...maybe you could fill me in?

Anne: Oh my god, Danny Phantom is my absolute favorite. It's about this 14-year-old high school kid named Danny Fenton who gets ghost powers from accidentally turning on the ghost portal his parents built while inside. They're ghost hunters who study ghosts.

Co-Mod: I see, I see...

Anne: It gets better. See, because Danny is half ghost with ghost hunting parents, he hides his powers, while using their anti-ghost gear to help fend off ghosts. Some of them include the Fenton Thermos used to trap ghosts, Fenton Phones used like earbuds only to communicate with ghosts and the specter deflector. That is a belt used to deflect ghosts and is kinda like a kryptonite for ghosts.

Co-Mod: Kryptonite for ghosts, huh? *scratches chin and raises an eyebrow* Okay, you've got me interested now. Keep going.

*sneaks towards the specter deflector*

Anne: I've seen all three seasons, but it got canceled so quickly. Do you know how much I've been wanting to see Dark Danny's return!? Thankfully, there's a new comic where he returns. I'm sooooooooo going to get it.

Co-Mod: Hey, pardon me, but... *puts the specter deflector around Anne*

Anne: You... *screams*

Co-Mod: I've got to admit, that was a great distraction.