1994 Dance Moves Teresa, Barbie, Christie Dolls
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” #they all look submissive but some of them look submissiver than the others 😌 ”
Wanna elaborate who do you think looks the most submissive? 👀
I mean
look at this absolute dirty napkin of a man <3 he's just waiting for you to boss him around
although ngl I was as surprised as the rest of you to notice how good Tommi looks on his knees 😳
he looks like a man full of regret about his life decisions and is ready for the inevitable punishment 😔
Joonas, on the other hand, looks like if they made a limited edition Dance Moves Barbie™ but instead of dancing, all the kids make him do this:
Niko just looks like a rejected character from a Magic Mike sequel
...and then we have these fuckers who are probably just experiencing a normal Tuesday
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Summer 2023 is exhausting cuz half the posts on your dash are like. "We are sooo smug about being Past The Stage When We Used To Label Media Unredeemably Problematic. Look at what losers are those people who think a movie depicting a bad thing means everyone who watches it will think that thing is good, do they not know how to use their brain? I love critical thinking and understanding nobody in real life is going to have perfect politically correct micro-mannerisms"
And then the other half of your dash is those same people going "you LAUHGED at PINK SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER COMEDY? I'm really concerned, i hope you were not aware that it LITERALLY condones shaving your legs?"
Like oh we're still at Pro Things We Like Against Things We Don't ok.
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today was fun i am very tired but after i wash off this makeup and take a quick nap im gonna try to do some replies 💗✨
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things that have happened recently in Wayne Manor:
Alfred removed all the curtains to air then out and discovered someone has been writing on them for years.
Cow shaped hooveprints were found on the hood of Dick's car
Cow shaped hooveprints were found on the hood of Jason's car
Damian decided to move out for a good two days before showing up again, and had been clingy since, weird
Tim found out he has a gluten allergy and has been in a one sided argument with Alfred over it.
Someone thought it was funny to hid every single mug in the house in Duke's closet it was not at all he opened it and a fed of the fell over and broke.
Cass fell asleep on the couch only to awake up in a completely different part of the house, her brother's fighting over what animated barbie movie to watch. They chose the twelve dancing princesses of course.
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Okay and the choreography of the Barbie movie? Fucking phenomenal.
Fuck, the tiniest of movements were so impactful. Margot Robbie taking a deep breath after first thinking about death. The Kens being all stiff until Ken got to the real world. The way the executives moved in straight lines like dancers. Allan moving more like a Barbie would. The Ken dance number.
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