#Dan speaks

[star-whatevers]

AU where Shen Yuan gets transmigrated into a younger brother of Mobei-Jun. He manages to avoid getting axed in the inheritance struggle by being a slippery little bugger and a catty bitch that the warring siblings keep around for entertainment purposes. There's a pact that he has to be the last to go when their numbers are finally down to two and everything. He has teleportation powers, but since he doesn't actively cultivate they're not as powerful as Mobei-Jun's.

He's built like a bean pole, but somehow inherited a similar teleportation ability to Mobei-Jun. He spends 75% of his free time holed up in the library and puttering around any markets for books that by all appearances he hates, but won't stop buying. The other 25% he spends actively pissing people off for shits and giggles. His brothers find this hilarious and defend him from the foreign dignitaries he ends up trolling straight to rage.

He only gets in trouble with Mobei-Jun when he finds out that Shang Qinghua is Airplane and beats him with his own scrolls. Mobei-Jun walks in on this scene and is like 'my little brother, finally showing a shred of interest in something other than books, and it has to be with MY situationship'. He's like 3 seconds away from beating the snot out of Shen Yuan for trying to take HIS boy toy. Shen Yuan senses the murderous aura behind him before he's basically throwing in the towel and posturing to his brother like "he's one of the terrible authors, his crimes against words are numerous. I'm not trying to take your man."

Shen Yuan is trying so hard not to piss off the brother that will actually win the fight for inheritance that he ends up wingmaning him after that conflict. He also gets dragged into spars, and he can't tell if this is actually for his benefit or for Mobei-Jun to blow off steam with the added benefit of plausible deniability if he ends up dead at the end. Meanwhile Mobei-Jun is like 'ah, yes, another ally in my struggle to become king. I must make sure he is able to hold his own. He can live.'

Immortal Alliance Conference happens and Mobei-Jun goes there like in the novel to try to catch a couple minutes with Shang Qinghua, breaks Luo Binghe's seal and dips, but Shen Yuan appears and tries to usher him into the Endless Abyss. He gives Binghe some supplies and a weapon before having to try and distract Shen Qingqiu so Binghe can make an escape. He can only transport himself with his weak shadow powers, but he can buy time for Binghe to go down on his own.

Binghe's eventual escape from the Abyss means he comes straight to the Northern Palace and challenges Mobei-Jun in a fit of rage, coincidentally running into his savior - the only person who had been kind to him since his mother died. Shen Yuan becomes a quasi advisor, helping Luo Binghe's adventures and conquest. It's surprising that Luo Binghe doesn't seem to be interested in all the demon women he meets, but at least he doesn't have to endure being the third wheel to all the papapa.

[danoneone]

[hiero-green]

I got the Mueller novelization this morning and it's?? Like actually really good?? Like it's shockingly well written for a novelization which could have been a much lazier cashgrab/marketing tool like the other one I own which is. Mlehhg. It's shelf decoration. But the Mueller one doesn't just like. Describe the movie scenes like the other one does - while it does take plenty of dialogue from the movie itself, also changes things up, adds things, gives interesting insight into the characters mindsets, knows how to write an actual scene and its rly fun

I'm gonna liveblog it I think BC I have thoughts every couple paragraphs and I WAS just going to keep a note on my phone but I can't be arsed so here's the catch up

1. Egon SQUEALING with excitement/delight

2. Peter being like pssh. Yeah. Ghosts. Sure <<<< is actually having just a tiny moment of nervous belief and refuses to give in

Tovi: Peter when the ghosts they're actively hunting are real ghosts

Me: Peter realising his friends were right and he might have to apo- 🤢 apologgjdhshsjf 🤮

3. Yeah you would know all about that sex place wouldn't you.

SOMEONES GETTING SCAAAARED

Let Egon be snappy/sassy more often

[chronicallyexisting]

Top surgery complete, its hot boy summer time 😎

[ginkgo-gremlin]

i’m at the dan and phil tour and there are so many people on tumblr here lol

[slasherslut883]

*Evil cackling* I becoming stronger

I have flown too close to the sun my power went to my head, I have maxed out my BOOPs and made my wrist hurt....... I would totally do it again

[mizuganei]

i miss the aesthetic i wish i had the time and motivation lolz

[damnitd]

I know how hard it is to fight for what you need, especially when the systems designed to help have turned most of their attention to keeping out those trying to take advantage of them.

But don't let them turn you away. Don't let them deny you something that you need and are legally entitled to.

I've been in this situation since August (and more like it for almost 2 years now), but I finally got through yesterday.

Don't let their weaponized incompetence fuck you over

[star-whatevers]

Post Bingmei's return

SQQ: Ah yes, the blackened protagonist. The man among men. The one who will conquer the three realms and collect a harem in the triple digits. Male Power Fantasy Stallion Protagonist

Binghe: I just wanna go back to being you babygirl, is that too much to ask 🥺😭🥲

[danoneone]

[hiero-green]

This is so out of nowhere but I'm sorry I have to ask because everyone recommends them. Sports bras. Does anyone D cup or larger actually find them comfortable??? I haven't been able to wear one comfortably since literally puberty and everyone always says "oh they're so comfy!!" but all I've ever found is that they're either too loose to the point they don't give support or if they do give support its because they dig into every bit of skin possible. Idk I just. Is it a me thing or a big boob thing

[chronicallyexisting]

I just bought a house

[ginkgo-gremlin]

the echoes of wisdom acronym is giving EEEOWWWW (like a car zooming sound)

[slasherslut883]

About Me

Nickname : Dante/Dan

Age: 25

Pronouns: He/They

Sexuality: Bi and Trans

Pets: Two cats

Favorite Scary Movie: Scream or Hell Raiser

Random Fact: I know how to bake

Favorite Movie: Treasure Planet or Labyrinth

[Can't sing /draw / or knit shit]

Introduction to Blog

Ask Me to write you a headcanon or short story

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I write for:

Slashers

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Michael Myers

Ghost face - Billy Lomis / Stu Matcher / Ethan Landry /Billy Lenz

Thomas Hewit

Bubba Sawyer

Bo Sinclair

Vincent Sinclair

Lester Sinclair

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Monsters/Non-human

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Yautja

Demons

Vampires

Werewolves

Mermaids / Sirens

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I don't write underage or suicide or about child death

I do write Nsfw and Sfw

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[I might add in others or another Fandom later on]

(I'm currently looking for a BETA!)

[ginkgo-gremlin]

I have a binder of recipes my grandma put together for me when I was 15 with a handwritten note that says "(deadname) you inspire me!" I hate my deadname in every other context except for that note. It's one of my prized possessions and it has recipes from almost every member of my extended family. My partner and I still use that binder and it has survived 10 moves and almost 10 years and we've added recipes and notes. I'm not sure that I'm going to have kids but I'm going to make damn sure it gets passed on to someone.

Me: "I don't often cook but I'm going to quick look through my mom's recipe cards and see if I can find that specific recipe"

Me, 15 minutes later, sobbing: "Love is stored in handwritten recipe cards"

[damnitd]

I think it's great when a children's show actually gets better the older you get.

Yugioh GX is a great example.

It's a fun and wacky show when you first watch it, but then as you get older you see more and more how the bigger themes of life influence the characters.

The silly adventures give way to responsibilities wearing you down and how sometimes you won't be the same after a big event.

It hits hard with an adult perspective, but in a good way.