#Damian Wayne says whale rights are incompatible with rich douchebags

[kaldurahmen12]

Alibis needed

I feel like we need a montage of the kiddos fucking with the press. Like sure, we hear about the infamous galas, but for fuck’s sake, their dad is a drunk, zombified playboy himbo with an adoption addiction. There’s no way Brucie Wayne’s wards aren’t pulling the same shit to distract from their playing duck-duck-goose with the Riddler and Two Face every night.

I mean, look at this:

Where is Duke playing giant shadow Pac-Man with People Magazine? Where is Cass materializing at Vicki Vale’s elbow like the girls from the shining, or Damian throwing hands with some random oil tycoon for killing the whales or Tim dropping by seemingly innocuous conversations and saying, “oh yeah that guy? The beloved stock broker? Predator. Serial stalker. Arrest him. Jail no Bail.” And absolutely wrecking careers as he walks off into the chocolate fountain.

please. I don’t need Bruce punching his kids. I need THIS.

also, just look at his dramatic ass: