#Dagný

[queen-of-reptiles]

𝙷𝙰𝙼𝙼𝙴𝚁 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴

description: In which dagný's girlfriend surprises her with a sudden move and wonders how she didn't pick up on all the hints previously

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dagný brynjarsdóttir x female reader

disclaimer: this is all fiction! Do not take any of this seriously, i am in no way saying Dagny is bi-sexual!

warnings: language, bad google translation, cuteness and so much fluff - so much

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y/n blár hefur alltaf verið minn litur, hver vissi að tárin væri það líka?

blue has always been my colour, who knew claret was too?

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username1: JESUSSSSSSS 😍😍😍😍😍

username2: HOW????? 🔥🔥

username3: I feel like she is too hot to be a footballer?!?!?!!! 😱

username4: UGGHHHHHH 🔥🔥🔥

dagnybrynjars: Ég er heppin kona 😍😍

i'm a lucky woman

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y/n: Ég er heppnari elskan 😘

I am luckier baby

clarewheeler: OMG!

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y/n: hehe my new fav dress!

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karen_holmgaard: I don't blame you! Beautiful!

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y/n: xoxo

alexandraj18: móðir! 🔥🥺

mother!

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y/n: barnið mitt! 😊

child of mine!

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dagnybrynjars: okkar!

of ours

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y/n: okkar, afsakið elskan 😚😚

of ours, apologies baby

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username5: omg this is so cute! ☺️

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username6: what did they say???

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username5: Alex called y/n mother and y/n called her 'child of mine' and dagny corrected her saying 'of ours' and y/n responded with 'of ours of sorry baby!'

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username6: omg they are the cutest!!!!

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username7: AWWWWWWWW 🥹🥹🥹

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y/n just posted on their story

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dagnybrynjars just posted on her story

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y/n just posted on their close friends story

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y/n just posted

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y/n hammer time!

(Vil taka það fram að ég á mjög erfitt með að vera DIY kærasta.)

(Would like to point out I am very much struggling being a DIY girlfriend.)

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username1: I love her so much 🥺🥺

username2: I am loving all of her west ham puns atm!! 😂

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username3: RIGHT?! but they are making me wonder...

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username4: omg do you think?? 😶😶

username5: HAHAHAHA

dagnybrynjars: þú gerðir frábært starf elskan! ❤️

you did a wonderful job baby!

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y/n: Ég grét þrisvar og fékk mér tveggja tíma lúr - bölvaðu aukaæfingunni þinni! Elska þig tho! ❤️

I cried three times and had a two hour nap - curse your extra training session! love you tho!

mackenziearnold: DIY SOS - proud of you!

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y/n: awwww thanks Mac! ☺️

hawacissoko23: Go on y/n!! Stick it to the mrs! 👏

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y/n: no ring no Mrs ! 🤷‍♀️

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kirstysmith.11: @dagnybrynjars

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dagnybrynjars: not mrs yet... 😏

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username6: 😱😱😱

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username7: omg omg OMGOMG

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Dagny waited for their new arrivals with the rest of the girls, some of them were passing a ball between them while Dagny watched her phone, confused her girlfriend hadn't texted her.

A vibration makes the skipper look down and Dagny sighs when she sees it is just a new post from West Ham women, welcoming their new signing.

Flicking her phone open, Dagny lets out a call of shock at her girlfriend's face staring back at her, Mackenzie laughs, having known about the transfer and spins her skipper to face her girlfriend.

y/n was lent against the tunnel entrance, the new signings of Riko already talking to others with her translator. y/n looked fantastic in the hammer's shirt and Dagny could feel the breath leave her.

How hadn't she known, how hadn't she'd guessed? All the hints obvious now, her Hammer puns, her change in colour for her wardrobe.

"Ertu búin að ná þér, ástin mín?" y/n asked her girlfriend with a chuckle.

caught up have you, my love?

"Ég er þvílíkur hálfviti." Dagny gasps.

I am such an idiot

"Hálfvitinn minn." y/n hums making Dagny smile softly.

my idiot

The skipper sighs at her girlfriend and moves forward the two meeting in a soft kiss, still aware they were in public. The sound of gagging echoes.

The two pull away and turn to the team who are all mock gagging and y/n rolls her eyes before Mackenzie grins widely and runs at her happily.

"Macca!" y/n laughs as the woman scoops her up tightly and spins.

"Skipper's mrs!" Mackenzie yells and there is an echo of laughter.

"No ring no mrs!" y/n yells back as she is finally placed back on her feet the rest of the team coming to greet her.

Dagny only smiles softly at her lover before the group are called away ready for training.

"You're here." Dagny hums as she takes her girlfriend's hand softly.

"I'm here." y/n reassures as they join the group.

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y/n just posted

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y/n think she finally caught on...

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username1: COME ON YOU IRONS ⚒️⚒️⚒️

username2: so excited to have her omggggg!!!

username3: allll the puns make sense now! 😂

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username4: how did we not see the hints???? 🤨

dagnybrynjars: Took me a while, but I'm there!

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y/n: xoxo

mackenziearnold: I KNEW ABOUT IT HA 😁😁

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kirstysmith.11: So did I kenzie, you're not special

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mackenziearnold: :(

username5: AGHHHHHHHH ❤️❤️❤️

username6: she does look good in claret tbf

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username7: HOT! 😛

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dagnybrynjars just posted

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dagnybrynjars she does look good in claret

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username1: 🥹🥹🥹🥹

username2: Yes she does...

mackenziearnold: you two are so cute it makes me feel sick!

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kirstysmith.11: icky

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y/n: you want me to hand out receipts ??? 🤨

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mackenziearnold: omg you guys are so cute! 😅

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kirtsysmith.11: I agree so cuteeee! 😊

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y/n: that's what I thought 😏

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username3: hahahahahahahahah 😂😂

westhamwomen: Happy to have you y/n!!

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y/n: ❤️

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dagnybrynjars: happy to have her too honestly!

username4: I love her so much omg!! 🥺

username5: I miss her already (everton fan here!) 😭

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username6: I know she was so lovely and so good! We are going to go down without her! 😭

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username7: she's a snake for leaving Everton honestly 🖕🖕

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username8: why???? because she wanted to be with her girlfriend of 8 years? because she was offered a massive contract with West Ham for great money and better exposure?? She gave six years to Everton, she is allowed to move! 🙄

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username9: 👏👏👏

username10: loving the fact this is black and white lmao 🤣

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love this woman

AND LOVE THIS FCKING TEAM xoxox

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Queenie xx

[sorormaior]

Cary with all their daughters, please.

cary’s large and beautiful daughters… all eleven of em…. I haven’t even talked about the younger five here yet…..

Dagný was supposed to be accidentally setting something on fire but i couldnt work out how to make it look right. Imagine she has set something just behind fig on fire

[stefankarlfanblog]

Collection of photos related to the play Þetta er allt vitleysa, Snjólfur! (1988) from Guðjón Sigvaldason's Facebook page, who was the director of the show: https://www.facebook.com/gudjon.sigvaldason

Learn more about Þetta er allt vitleysa, Snjólfur! (1988) here: https://stefankarlfanblog.tumblr.com/post/620125846748938240/%C3%BEetta-er-allt-vitleysa-snj%C3%B3lfur-or-as-its-known

The first photo was posted on the 27th of Septemeber 2017, while the rest are from the 28th. We also now know that Stefán Karl's character was named Konni.

Another post was made on the same day showing photos of a can of Mix with the actors autographs and character name's on them.

Captioned: Ég drakk víst mikið af mix á þessum tíma og fékk áritaða þessa dós í frumsýningar gjöf 😚

Translation: I must have drank a lot of Mix at that time and got a signed can of this as a premiere gift 😚

On the 26th and 28th of September he posted photos of the playbook, I'll try to translate what's on the pages under the cut!

First page, the cover:

This is all nonsense, Snjólfur

Youth department Theater club Hafnarfjörður.

Second page, the cast:

Characters and Actors (as they appear)

Sonja Ragnheiður Valdimarsdóttir

Elsa Ásdís Kristjánsdóttir

Sif Helena Kristbjörnsdóttir

Doddi Sigurbjörn Jónsson

Hermína Hólmfríður Gunnlaugsdóttir

Aníta Harpa H. Grétarsdóttir

Konni Stefán K. Stefánsson

Kári Gunnar A. Axelsson

Hekla Björk Erlendsdóttir

Snjólfur Hlynur Sigurðsson

Halla Ingibjörg H. Björnsdóttir

Linda Jóna V. Árnadóttir

Rósa Fanney D. Guðmundsdóttir

Mýsla Anna S. Arnardóttir

Hilmar Gunnar F. Benjamínsson

Jóna Guðrún E. Sigfúsdóttir

Gutti Haraldur F. Gíslason

Brandur Sölvi Sveinbjörnsson

Brigit Sólveig Valdimarsdóttir

Regína (Aníta's mother, young) Harpa H. Grétarsdóttir

Magga (Snjólfur's mother, young) Huld Óskarsdóttir

Nína (Sif's mother, young) Helena Kristbjörnsdóttir

Guest actors

Snjólfur's teacher and grandfather Vilhjálmur Gíslason

Mamma Anítu Anna Ólafsdóttir

Third page, the credits:

Director Guðjón Sigvaldason

Script Guðjón Sigvaldason

Lighting Helgi Bragason

Sound Hilmar Þór Árnason

Props Erna Grétarsdóttir

Makeup Kristbjörg Hjaltadóttir María S. Davíðsdóttir

Keyboard Gunnar F. Benjamínsson

Assistance and other things Ásta Steinarsdóttir Kristrún Gunnarsdóttir Dagný Karlsdóttir

Costumes The group

Set work The group

Chief carpenter Guðmundur Grétarsson

Playbook Egill Ingibergsson Fanney D. Guðmundsdótt Jóna V. Árnadóttir The group

Set design Guðjón Sigvaldason Lyrics Guðjón Sigvaldason Executive Board Alda Sigurðardóttir Cover/poster María Hreiðarsdóttir

Stage crew Vilmundur Þorsteinsson Jón E. Jónsson

Fourth page, script for a scene with Stefán Karl's character:

Snjólfur is dreaming, this can be shown in many ways, e.g. by using strange music, Smoke machines, light effects, etc.) Konni enters the stage, dressed in a costume that does not look contemporary, but is rather ridiculous, he also carries a sword.)

Konni: I'm a Martian. I've come here to earth, to kidnap a female specimen. Fill it with Mars chocolate bars, so that it's a Mars womb and throws us. We've been planning this for thousands of centuries. I've been hanging out with hundreds of schools for hundreds of years to find the right copy.

I've had absolutely enough of all the studying, I'm full, full of the same-same schoolmates, all taught by hopeless teachers, who say-say, the same-same thing to a person over and over again. Finally-finally, finally, I've found the right copy. Anít-ha or Aníp-ha, is the right female being for us. She has eaten a healthy amount of Mars bars, so with that she is ready.

(Konni begins to act like the angriest witch with accompanying movements and gestures, and recites the following text.)

Konni:

March, March, not in April, Not in May, in March, on Mars, and around Mars. I march here, I march there, I get Mars, everywhere, Mars in Mars, Polka Mars, All in Mars. Anít-ha, Aníp-ha, March here, March there, March here and everywhere.

(While Konni the Martian carries on this spell, Aníta comes to him slowly, even though she is asleep, or under hypnosis. She is dressed in clothes that are ridiculous, example, a dress from circa 17 to 18 hundred.)

(Konni snaps his fingers, slaps his hands etc. at Aníta to wake her up from her coma, she is startled and taken aback.)

Aníta: What do you want from me? Konni: Hi, I'm a Martian. Aníta: (laughs) So, are you Bobbi? Konni: No, Aníp-ha, my name is Mars - Mars. (Cut off)

Fifth page, the last page:

"This is all nonsense, Snjólfur."

AUTHOR: GUÐJÓN SIGVALDASON

The play was created from improvisation with the Youth Department of Leikfélag Hafnarfjörður, October to November 1988. The show was premiered on 27th of November 1988.

[alexbkrieger13]

do you happen to know who the new iceland women captain is? now that sara has left?

could be wrong but i thnk Dagný had the armband on today

[sorormaior]

Of course o7

Sargent: Ice water with lemon and cucumber

Kubo: Tropical fruit smoothie

Kaz: Whatever the 40k equivalent of Monster Energy is

Fig: Lemonade

Lunete: Coffee with creamer and sugar (large amounts)

Dagný: Tea drinker.

Khai: Also a smoothie enjoyer

Cebba: She’s not allowed the 40k Monster Energy but she steals them from Kaz’s room

Blaidd: Orange juice

Aleph: Room temperature water with a single drop of lemon

Elysia: Apple juice

These are my memes for Kulikov on Ao3 by @sorormaior

Also if these are not accurate to the lore I am sorry but I ship what I ship.

[lux-vega]

I heard it's someone's birthday today!

I sketched this a few days ago. Today is a good day to post it. To be honest, I really wanted to draw  Khamgalai because I love her design and I still have problems with pronouncing her name (and so does my MC Dagný)

Happy birthday, Muriel!

[the-timeless-one]

Dagný Einarsdóttir

“Swallowed by a vicious vengeful sea, in the deepest depths I lost myself”

  — Black water; Of monsters and men

[glimmerofawesome]

[rookieforlife]

West Ham United 🥰 Dagný Brynjarsdóttir

[aus-wnt]

[bohemkokusu]

Ólafur Arnalds - 1995 ft. Dagný Arnalds

(Spotfiy)

[queen-of-reptiles]

Here is my idea for dygany bryjardottir there both icelandic but reader plays for Everton so we're doing a long distance relationship but at the start of 2023/24 season she left Everton but don't know she's going then west ham announe on social media before dygany bryjardottir knew but she was alright with it there's my idea of dygany bryjardottir

here we are my love xxxx

[incorrectnwsl]

Ellie Carpenter: In a scale from “Damn Daniel” to “Fre sha vaca do,” how are you feeling?

Caitlin Foord: In between “It’s an avocado, thanks” and “How did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need no degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Hayley?

Hayley Raso: Probably “Road work ahead”

Dagný Brynjarsdóttir: I speak many languages, and this is none of them

[heathgf]

August 25, 2019 - Portland Thorns FC vs Chicago Red Stars

(Photo by Diego Diaz/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)

[nofatclips]

Tabula rasa by Björk from the album Utopia - Directed by Tobias Gremmler

[salt-is-a-terrible-currency]

LOOK AT THESE TWO PRECIOUS BABIES 😍😍😍😭😭😭😍😍😍

Dagny and Brynie Headcannons

In desperate need for cuteness. 

@ivartheboneme 

-Dagny is the only one that’s allowed to call Brynhilda ‘Beanie’. 

-Dagny once called Brynhilda her ‘Other Mom’…Brynhilda cried for weeks.

-Dagny once built a lego house. She stated “It’s for you and Iza, and I even made a garden. Mommy said you liked gardens.” Brynhilda has it specially glued together. 

-She shows off the the house every chance she gets, she’s very proud.

-When she receives her first ever hand drawn picture from Dagny, she cries.

-Brynhilda immediately gets Dagny to sign it, then frames it. In whatever house she lives in, she makes sure that’s the last thing she sees when she sleeps and one of the first things she sees when she wakes up.

-Pillow forts? Pillow Forts. 

-Dagny has called Brynhilda at three in the morning to ‘Come chase away the monsters’. 

-Brynhilda has sped to the Lothbrok Estate, waltzed into that home, and made a show of ‘beating up’ the monsters in the closet.

-Tea dates, complete with suit and ties, dresses, and actual tea.

-Ice cream dates are carefully color coordianted in bright pastels…you bet your asses their’s a ribbon in Brynhilda’s hair.

-Teachers think Dagny lives in some sort of strange house were her father has two wives.

-This is because Brynhilda is so involved with Dagny’s school activities.

-Dance recital? Brynhilda is there. Play? Guess who’s filming? Kindergarten graduation? Take a guess as to who the loud mouth is sobbing in the back.