#Daddy zlo zlo

[littleplasticrat]

Omg ding dong it's sin time!!!!!

Based on a fic by @theycallmeratt which was in turn based on a confession to @naughtybg3confessions

Zladdy (Zlorb, the Strange Ox) has rewritten my neural pathways forever

FULL NSFW BELOW THE CUT BYEEEEE

[inkbloodpages]

Treasure Planet is the perfect movie

-Daddy Issues

-Gifted Kid Burnout

-Pathetic dog man who definitely calls his cat wife Mommy

-Insane robot

-PIRATES

-LITERAL SPACE SHIP

-HAVE YOU SEEN THE CONCEPT ART???

-https://www.tumblr.com/zlo-sovs-lifeboat/735185147706605568/its-treasure-planet-birthday-day

-https://www.tumblr.com/scurviesdisneyblog/743097055932743680/visual-development-for-treasure-planet-2002-by

-The art is just so nostalgic of my childhood

-The way Captain Amelia’s pupils dilate when she’s interested in something is so good

-And her ears are expressive

-MORPH

-How he redeems himself and betters himself and how the cops bring him home at the end as a contrast to the beginning and the contrast between the “I just want him to be a little boy again bringing pets home” and then bringing in Billy Bones

-The eavesdropping on his mom being disappointed in him is so real for me

-I’m getting a tattoo from this movie and no one can stop me

-I have so many feelings about this movie dude

-I’m Still Here

[tellmeallaboutit]

That features the Strange Ox

Also known and loved as Daddy Zlo Zlo, the soft dom you’ve been dreaming of! He has a small but devoted following and a whole fanart by @littleplasticrat (featured here as the green blob)

Top 10 Most Thirsted-After Characters In Baldur's Gate 3

Being a totally scientific meta-study conducted by yours truly, based on data gleaned from the excellent work of @mikuchan, assessing fuckability rating as percentage of total fics that feature said character shipped with someone's Tav or Durge:

Enver Gortash, 79%

Kar'niss, 64%

Astarion Ancunin, 55%

Zevlor, 51%

Rolan, 51%

Raphael, 45%

The Emperor, 43%

Nere, 39%

Rugan, 37%

Aradin, 32%

Notes on methodology:

A lower cutoff was placed at 50 total fics, officially so that characters with artificially high ratings based on a small number of fics would not skew the data, and unofficially so that the author might continue to ignore the fact that there's porn on AO3 that features the Strange Ox. (Some of you people need Ilmater. Or possibly Tyr.)

The Emperor has a separate entry in the data as Balduran; the author chose not to include this because she would have had to do math because the Emperor appears to consider the two identities separate.

As a curiosity, Minthara Baenre has the highest fuckability rating of any female character at 25%.