#DON'T ASK ME

[fictional-love-is-my-life]

TF One Orion Pax/Optimus Prime! I was going to try TFP Optimus but he looked so intimidating to draw lol, for now.

@ask-tfone-megatron

[kingkat12]

neurons (roman godfrey x reader)

WARNINGS: 18+, mentions of sex, foul language, author knows nothing about neurons lol

summary: Roman Godfrey is most certainly not the best study partner to have the night before an important test. what a shocker (not).

word count: 1,106

a/n: kingkat is BACK!! exams are fucking killing me, so when that is over, you best believe I will be back to my usual uploading schedule!! however, I scrapped this together for y'all (and also for myself because pls I need a Roman to get me through this study period). also, WARNING, I don't know anything about chemistry and neurons, I just had to think about anything other than my test rn which is in 6 hours... ENJOY<33 (also the gif is from @godfreysteel if I remember correctly, pls kick my ass if I'm wrong ouf)

"A neuron is an excitable cell that fires electric signals called action potentials across a neural network in the nervous system. They are located in the brain and..." Roman peeked up from the chemistry book with a rather offended look streaking across his face; "You're not listening to me, are you?"

Realizing I was being spoken to, I raised my head from the bed, flaunting a nervous smile. Honestly, I had nearly dozed off. "I am, I am! I swear, I was just!--"

"Listening with your eyes closed?"

Fuck. With a groan, I buried my face in the duvet I was lying on. "Look, Ro, I really appreciate your help, but I'm not going to learn this the night before the test... We should just give up,"

I knew that Roman Godfrey wasn't known for being the best at school-- however, he was the only person in my contacts who was available at midnight, and I was having the biggest case of brain fog known to man. Nothing was sticking. Seven hours and forty-six minutes until I was supposed to be seated in the auditorium at school, taking the dreaded midterm exam in chemistry, this was my only option. This test was supposed to be notoriously hard, so of course I hadn't bothered looking at it before now. Of course. 

Huffing, Roman spun around in my chair, looking both bored and frustrated. "I'm so glad I took this test last year," he muttered, just like every other senior did when this test had been mentioned over the past few weeks. "I'm aware that I can't help you with much, 'cause you didn't exactly call the designated nerd or something. But now that you've dragged my ass all across town to not sleep with me, you could at least listen?" He moved the chair closer to the bed, leaning over to poke my head. "Think of it like you're listening to an audio book, okay? My voice is nice, after all. Deep and warm, like--"

"Honey?" I chimed in, raising myself to look at him. 

Roman blinked. He looked at me like I was the biggest idiot in the world before he plainly answered; "No. Pussy," 

That was it. Having my fuck-friend teach me chemistry certainly didn't make me the brightest girl in the state. This was a bad idea; I groaned, rolling my eyes as I shifted on the bed, sitting up. "Keep going, then," I said, doing my best not to yawn. "A neuron is an... excited cell?"

Smirking, Roman shook his head-- I wondered whether this made him feel smart. He had taken this test last year and passed it, after all. It wasn't looking like I would be passing it, so did that make Roman Godfrey smarter than me...?

That was a mortifying thought.

"The neuron is an excitable cell, whatever the fuck that means," Roman pointed to the paragraph in the book. "Let me continue, maybe it'll make sense to you if I keep going?" He kicked back in the chair again, leaning his legs on my bed before he lowered his voice, getting into a rather caricatured character of a narrator; "They are located in the brain and spinal cord and help to receive and conduct impulses. Neurons communicate with other cells via synapses, which are specialized connections that commonly use minute amounts of chemical--"

I yawned. Loudly. I couldn't take it anymore.

Roman's eyes shot up from the book, wider than ever. I held my breath, ready to be told off once more for not focusing properly, yet the next words that left his lips were ones of charming amusement; "I see that this isn't making you very... excitable," 

I let out a relieved sigh. "I give up. Could we just fuck instead? That thought makes me excitable,"

Slamming the book shut, Roman grinned. "You never disappoint," he murmured. Getting up from the chair, he motioned for me to lay down again; he didn't waste any time making his way between my legs, pressing soft kisses to my thighs. His words were interrupted with every kiss; "If you don't pass the test-- I'll pay someone to-- tweak your scores. Don't-- worry about it."

My breath hitched as I smiled up at the ceiling. "Why didn't you say that-- fuck, earlier?" I squirmed beneath Roman as he pushed the soft pillows of his lips to my clothed sex, humming. Every kiss, every touch, felt electrocuting; I wondered whether the neurons in my body had anything to do with these bodily reactions. Did they? I had no idea, and I realized I wasn't going to know at the end of the night either. 

"Because," Roman said, a hint of a laugh in his voice as he kissed his way up my body, listening to my nervous giggles of pleasure. "I like feeling-- helpful. No one has ever-- asked me to--" His kisses were getting wetter, more eager; "--revise anything-- with them."

My hands went to his hair, tugging at the tips of his soft, brown locks. "Makes sense," Of course. Who in their right mind would call Roman Godfrey to help them practice for a test? I knew that the only thing on his mind was pussy and... pussy. Along with all the other things about the female body that made him excitable, certainly. 

Roman pressed teasing kisses to my neck, wrapping his arms around my tired body. "Are you gonna call me the next time you have a test?" he purred.

"Um... Depends,"

"On what?"

"On whether I'm planning on taking it seriously," I gave Roman's hair another tug, hoping he'd kiss me properly soon. "If it's a life or death thing, you're probably not gonna get involved. However, if it's another chemistry test..." 

Hovering above me now, Roman nudged my nose with his as he smiled against my lips. "I see where you're going with this, I'll take it. But let me redeem myself, okay?"

"Uh... how?" An impossible task.

"I'll teach you the one thing I actually remember," he breathed. Judging by how quickly his smile turned into a smirk, I could almost foresee the next thing coming from his mouth; "The neurons are connected to the nervous system, so they're responsible for making you feel this." 

Roman's lips pressed against mine for the briefest moment-- it was so gentle, so tentative, that for a second, I thought I had simply imagined it. This wasn't usually how he kissed me. This was different. This was gentle, sincere. My breath felt stuck in my chest as my fist in his hair faltered, feeling as though my body was on fire. 

Fucking neurons, giving me hope that I could both pass the test and have Roman Godfrey for myself. 

(thank u to Wikipedia LMAOOO I would go on and refer to the article like I've been taught but I'm SALTY so no<3 mwah)

[collophora]

Never found any valid crossover with theses, have just my two big guys fav characters side by side

[dangerpronebuddie]

Bonkers spec time. The 118 go to several calls with the 119. They all meet their dopplegangers and kinda lose their minds:

Eddie has confusing feelings about Ethan Buckles, the tattooed badass with an eerily similar birthmark to Buck's

Buck has less confusing, but just as horny feelings about Eduardo Noches, the mustached medic (who's dating Kim because of course that would happen)

Buck immediately hates Ethan's guts and Eddie would sooner shank Eduardo than have a conversation with the guy who won't stop staring at his Buck. This is totally normal best friend protective behavior

Hen and Chim meet Helen and Smokey, the 119s dynamic duo (do not ask Smokey how he got that name)

And their Captain? One Robert "Bobby" Nash, who's in hell leading a firehouse that doesn't list "trauma" as a requirement for employment

[indigo-foxtail]

honestly, the only thing that allows me to cope with the arcane right now is the polish fandom that delivers pure vibes, kocham Was kochani 💫❤️

[retrofightingrobot]

I made another comic strip based on a strange dream my brother had...

[illegiblehandwriting1]

my obsession with people waking up to start a scene in their pov is showing again

[italoniponic]

I managed to update myself in the Apothecary Diaries manga (currently at ch66) and my final statement is: the story is great and captivating but I'm afraid that I'll never look at frogs the same way I used to

[sheep-turtles-and-pizza]

Do you have thought on Sunita and Mikey as a ship? (They'd make such a cute chef duo!)

Listen. To. Me.

These two together, could start or end a war, or WORSE start a war, stop it and start it again. Cuz that's the kind of power couple I believe they would make! Adorableness is powerful my frend! They're both optimistic sweethearts. They could get along as much as they could not honestly lol. I feel like they would like opposite thing; like Sunita would love horror movie and Mikey is more of a podcast enjoyer lol, or one prefers a picnic date in the moonlight, while the other rather like an inside date at a Cafe or a restaurant; and they'd argue about it.

Both be "You could do so much better". But still laugh about their silliness.

Gib a coin name to that unpopular duo.

...... Jellypop?

[pathologicalrunaway]

tethaurus

[lulue-xie]

"Can you stop with that ?" "Why ? It's the new year! Don't you want to have fun?" "No, now stop or I kick you out"

aka Jounouchi annoying his boyfriend with the horn party !

Happy New year!

[rayukiriver]

Day 24, At the hot springs or Jock x goth. Naruto, no! You can't drop someone into a hot spring in their clothes! You have to wash yourself clean beforehand!

[sweet-allien]

I love Logan so much 💙

[roran01]

Bass but the 'b' is silent...

[k1rbyl0v3r]

i made another 😀 why? I dunno I just have Fey-fey on my mind rn (also no sleep today hahahah)

join and come be random

yes that is Kirby Harper, don't ask why I drew her