#DO YOU RECKON HES READ THE LOUD HOUSE FANFIC THATS LONGER THAN THE BIBLE | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

hexados-on-a-string · 3 months ago

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jesse absolutely reads fanfic. one time he quotes one and realises it far too late and everyones like "wow thats a rlly fancy poetic quote" and he has to lie and make up a play that its from and he thinks hes got away with it bc its not like anyones gonna check and its not like the others know much about theatre. hes had to bribe plitheon so many times to not say anything bc u know he wants to. then lena searches it up and its from something like a fuckin lightning mcqueen x onceler hurt/comfort 150k slow burn smut fic.

#i wrote this post god knows how long ago and never posted it but its funny as shit to me #no i DONT know if thats a fic that exists but it probably is #he probably read it bc he was bored and it was a wild ass premise and then got really invested #or maybe he was searching up human literature to fit in more and thats what he found #DO YOU RECKON HES READ THE LOUD HOUSE FANFIC THATS LONGER THAN THE BIBLE #i personally havent but i am fascinated by its existence. humans are interesting.

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