#DND Is Pretendsies And I Don’t Want People To Read A Rulesbook To Me When I’ve Already Read It

[thelonely]

the nice dudes i play DND with, well-intentioned but also way more initiative-oriented than myself: do you want us to like, give you the Entire Rundown of combat with your rogue

me, hovering my hands over two buttons labeled ‘sneak attack’ and ‘uncanny dodge’ while using my mouth to light a molotov cocktail in my minnesotan gal’s hands: hmm. methinks not