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yo it’s literally november 3rd. what’s next the 4th? and then. no it can’t be.

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testing out my new set of lockpicks in the petco spider aisle

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take responsibility

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thinking about the guy at karaoke last week who requested creep by radiohead and instead sang, from memory, hey there delilah by the plain white t’s. with the radiohead creep instrumentals

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always everyone else’s fault

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love is real. it’ll never happen to me. whatever

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New York public school system makes all their students learn the recorder because they're secretly looking for the one kid that will solve their rat problem

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2 sentence horror is back

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“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

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We have got to get sluttier clothing for straight guys. The standard for sexy straight dude clothes is literally sweat pants. Straight women are starving to death!!! We need to save them!

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I was gonna wait till I had more bits from this podcast done but I’ve been too busy. Ludo & Jamis’s friendship is very good

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remy bonnaire the extremely tired destressed and repressed man that you are

🐯 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 🐯

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"The Duality of Identity"

Or, how I made a deal with Eldritch God so I can study sea sponges

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i have never successfully articulated anything ever but i got very close, once

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