sarah | she/her | mid-20s | dnd, horror media, goofs + gaffesβ’, misc. | writes + arts + edits sometimes | icon by @harehollows | silly goose space
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a quick Severance poster in honor of the first episode of S2 coming out. welcome back television
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university charged me $1.79 for the spring semester. why are you even bothering
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βno rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about arthurian knights everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
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uh oh y'all i go into a trance a lot
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why is no one talking about the complete lack of bisexual representation on sudoku.com
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nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests
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the problem with dating apps is thereβs no yearningβ¦ i feel like true romance involves a little crush and some longing for at least a month or so instead of going straight for a date with someone who doesnβt even know or care about u at all
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I have a beautiful wife called black turtleneck
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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act
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damn-well wedded to this here light!
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nosferatu? non. VOSferatu. c'est pas mon problème
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You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."
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oh no cigarettes for me thanks i just wanted to be in this dank alleyway with you
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