#DMSOB

[nuchester]

Girl I sweat I need More Daron hcs, I Love that man there's no way he's real

AHHH IK I WISH HE WAS REAL

I’ll do some head cannons for exclusively 2002/2003 Daron this time! My fav era!

SFW 🥰

- probably wrote roulette about you!

- he’s really not a morning person but the few times he’s up before you he would just watch you, not in a creepy way, more of a loving and proud way. He can’t believe you’re his

- we know his bandmates love groupies *cough cough, read groupiedirt*, but I think his view on them/sleeping with them would depend on if you’re ok with it or not

- he takes you with him on most tours anyways so it’s no biggie

- watching his shows from the wings, having him look over at you once every song for reassurance 🥰🥰🥰

- I think he would be the chilliest person to get high with. He would be such a vibe

- you would have the absolute best inside jokes, most of them from being high together

- he gets jealous super easy

- he would cling onto you and make sure everyone knows you’re dating

- I know this is more of a current Daron thing, but imagine going to Disneyland with him 🙁 he’s my fav Disney adult

- (if you’re not a fan of roller coasters) he would try his very hardest to get you on them

- if you agreed, he’d be reassuring you the whole time, holding your hand and talking to you the whole time

- the picture would be of him having the time of his life and you clinging to him like a koala

- if you do like coasters though, it would be such a sweet bonding moment for you 🤗

- laughing at the ride pictures together, doing silly challenges like trying to keep a straight face, seeing who can ride the most coasters without getting sick. AGGHGH 🥲🥲

NSFW 😼

- (not sure if I said this in the other one) listening to his own music while doing it. It would give him such a confidence boost istg

- I feel like he’d be a hypocrite

- would love deepthroating, but wouldn’t like hearing you gag. Sir make up your mind 🤨

- can we just take a second to appreciate this man’s body?!?!

(creds to @vomitjuice on tt for this!!)

- being able to see THAT any time you want???? Hello??

- cockwarming him while he writes lyrics ☺️

- getting out of the shower after a loooong 4-5 ish rounds, only for him to see you in that towel and beg for another 2

- if you play guitar or drums, it would be a mega turn on for him, but I’m sure he’d think it’s hot if you play any musical instrument

- he’d give some great hickeys, I have no doubt

- he’s go at it for minutes at a time to make sure the hickeys are all nice and purple and visible

- would make the BEST noises 😫😫😫

- if his backup vocals in CS! aren’t proof enough of that, then idk what to tell you

- I think he would try to be super manly and groan n shit like that, but you always end up making him a moaning mess

I WISH I COULD SEE SYSTEM LIVE IN AUGUST AND DMSOB IN OCTOBER JUST FOR HIM RAHHHGGHGG 😡😡😡

[holyraptorus]

Illustration of Daron. Absolutely enjoyed drawing this.

[furiousbirdballoon]

[dutchwinter]

when you start to dance you will get in a trance!!!

[thesnazzyjazzy]

I know that Serj is objectively the better lyricist of the two, but by god he could never have written the lines

"I'm so happy that you're with me, It just feels good to be free, There's no egos, it's just you and it's just me"

????

LIKE ?!?!?

[mayrikjanus]

alright new year new me. This year starts off with a Malakian Monday so I hope that means we start it off on the right foot.

Here’s the picture of Daron from Christmas; sir if you’re reading this please make Scars happen again this year. We’re all frothing at the mouth waiting for you to drop it

[shakeyourspearsatshakespeare]

X

Daron's speech when he performed at the Avalon in 2010

[endless-space]

[d3vil36]

Daron had curly hair???

[puppybeast]

Jimmy Page didn’t do this. I do this.

[nuchester]

i NEEEED daron malakian headcanonsNOW 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

RAHHHH IVE BEEN MEANING TO WRITE FOR HIM FOR SO LONG 😻😻

Here are some Daron Malakian hc’s!

SFW 😋

- he definitely always wants you at every single one of his shows. He likes knowing you’re there supporting him

- he doesn’t gaf what the other boys think, he’ll always bring you on tours with them

- sharing a bunk with him in a tour bus 🤭

- young Daron would LOVE listening to his own music, always turning up the volume on the stereo when a system song comes on

- current Daron (since I think he’s shied down a little), would hate hearing his voice in recordings. He’d always blush and get all shy if you’re listening to a system/scars song with him there

- if you were to go into the living room while he’s watching an oilers game, you’d be trapped for at least an hour by him explaining every single thing about hockey to you

- AHH imagine getting an oilers jersey with his last name on it and seeing how flustered he looks 😍😍

- we know that young Daron was a jerk (obviously as a joke but still), but he’d always be extra extra careful with the jokes he makes with you. He would never wanna accidentally hurt your feelings

- the RANTS this man would go on about Armenia (and politics in general)

- I think as he got older he also got a little more insecure, so any praise from you is very very appreciated

- it’s no shocker he likes taller women, so any time you wear heels (or if you’re taller than 5’7), he’d be blushing so hard

NSFW 😋

- young Daron was probably freaky af

- VERY dominant I have no doubt

- current Daron probably calmed down. I wouldn’t say he’s vanilla, but definitely appreciates the romantic and emotional side of sex way more than he did before

- when I think of Daron, I think 6 inches, maybe 6 and a half 😋

- no matter what era, man NEEDS music to fuck. You two would probably have a looooongggg shared playlist of songs 🫣

- hair pulling? I think he’d love doing it and receiving it

- like I said before, current Daron would LOVE the closeness of sex. He would love any position where he can look at you and be close to you

- young Daron would love any position where he’s on top and in control, i.e doggy, missionary, etc

- current daron would probably prefer having you on top. He would looove watching you, your facial expressions, your body language, all of it

- like most of the people I’ve written for, aftercare wasn’t a strong point for Daron earlier on

- after 2008, i think he would’ve started to realize how important it is, and his goal would be trying to master it

I can’t do thissss i NEED him 😫😭

I hope whoever reads this enjoys it, because I got butterflies just thinking of ideas

[5tr82he11]

I want to be him

[furiousbirdballoon]

Today is this motherfuckers' birthday

So happy birthday, to my favorite boyy!!

He has saved me from a dark place and his music is very important to me :)

[ad-pixelum]

oh hell naw its a grown ass man in a bunny hat

[larsgoingtomars]

[mayrikjanus]

Ծնունդդ շնորհավոր Դարոն Մալաքյան!!!

(Happy Birthday Daron Malakian!!!)

making my rare appearance here to post for this lovely man’s birthday. Also Scars reposted me y’all I’m still screaming