#DL2 Barney

[dying-sun-light]

oh i guess ill post this too! barney and aitor as they would be in carnage hall as gladiators!

im fairly set on barney’s fighter name but if yall have more ideas for aitor im very open to hearing them bc idk if i love his yet

[abokycu]

GUYS JUST LISTEN TO FRANK'S PLAN

[luuckyyou]

I couldn’t fix him but I could make him punch me in the face

[princessravenna]

@dying-sun-light Tell me, how it feels to no longer be the only one with Baitor fics? 

I hope you’ll like this fic!

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Dying Light 2 Barney V2

[playitagainmyjohnny]

“ what attitude, for fuck’s sake ? ”

[dicktat]

Mutuals lemme know your DL2 character height/age/nationality headcanons cuz I have no idea what is going on

Aiden: I have zero idea. He was born pre-fall so I’d say 18-20 ish? Every time he drinks I just go wow wait till Craaaane find out about this. Height idk I hc him as. Very short. Scrawny. Underfed stray.

Hakon: OKAY I know everyone says he’s French buy,,,does he actually say that in game? Is it just the name+accent tho. Age I’d say 35 or older. Average height. Maybe 6’0 under. Lame old fuck.

Lawan: I’m really buying the sea idea, I think she’s around 23-25.

Sophie: couldn’t decide if I want her to be Lawan’s tall/mature gf or baby queen.

Barney: obviously younger than Sophie around 23 no more than 25. Very tall. Scrawny. Boy got his ears pierced at Clair’s but at least he’s over drinking age.

Aitor and Juan I guess both in their early 40s, although I think Aitor’s older. Neither of them are tall. (Oh yeaaah Aitor’s British)

Waltz: no idea. Not full white tho. I’d say some middle eastern or greek heritage.

Astrid: my fucking mom she looks stunning I don’t care about her age😭😭😭

[queerlybeloved-uwu]

I've never played Dying Light, but DL2 was on sale so I decided to give it a go.

When do I get to bully Barney? He deserves to be bullied and I wanna do it.

[shatteredhourglass]

tagged by @nonbinariwankenobi ilyy

First ship: oh god. beams my memory. uhhh. poppy and her fella from lj smith's night world. those folks from the mummy. god knows what the very first one was. i'm trying

Three Ships: goal here is to pick three different fandoms. Edward Teach/Izzy Hands (OFMD,) Aiden Caldwell/Barney (DL2,) Clint Barton/Marc Spector (Marvel 616)

Last Song: Grow Back - The Happy Fits. really like the drum on this one. also the guitar. also the vocals. also-

Last Movie: glass onion. loved it! i'm a sucker for murder mysteries. seent all the poirots. (david suchet.)

Currently Reading: stares into the distance. i have so many books to read and i ain't reading any of them.

Currently Consuming: mountain dew no sugar, off to hunt for lunch.

Currently Craving: a heatpack for my goddamn back. ouch

Tagging: you! you there. do the thing.

[dissectress]

welcome to tumblr!! i just found your dying light stuff and i love it. do you have any headcanons or ships for the canon characters?

hey thank you! i actually used to be pretty active on tumblr a few years ago, before the purge and when i was in high school 12 or so yrs ago. place is a little different now lol

if you’re referring to DL2 specifically then yep i have some! expand for all of it, long text incoming

disclaimer: i respect everyone’s ships, no matter what they are. i expect that respect in return, and i have no qualms with blocking those who are harassers. i know people will disagree with me, it is what it is lol.

aiden is obviously confirmed bisexual but i just don’t ship he and hakon beyond a fruity little bromance. i know unpopular opinion but i do absolutely respect everyone who ships them bc it’s clearly a popular ship, more power to u cuties. i see aiden as someone who’s very reserved and repressed about his sexuality and tries his hardest not to catch feelings, because he knows nothing has the potential to last with him, and he doesn’t want to get hurt. (ooc in my universe i ship he and my oc ayda, but less as a couple, and more of an older woman showing him the “ropes”)

hakon i view as straight but with gay little tendencies lmao. he’s definitely not a favorite of mine but for no other reason than me finding him annoying. i think he and lawan’s relationship in the game was just an unnecessary additive but i do soooo love angst. i ship hakon with himself bc he’s a narcissistic little baby who fucks any woman he can get his greedy little hands on

lawan is trans and bisexual in my eyes, ace at heart, but impossible for her to come to terms with her identity. the girl has been through so much and i think she enjoys being alone, sexually and romantically. if we’re going by canon, i see hakon taking advantage of her emotional vulnerability, and it obviously scarring her enough to become unhealthily attached. i love her and she deserves everything

waltz... i love the complete mystery surrounding him and his past because it leaves a lot to be desired, and numerous holes that can be filled with headcanons. waltz would be straight to me, and i can see him as an extreme romantic, even an unhealthily obsessive romantic. it’s hard for him to attach to someone who is not his daughter, because all of his time goes to her, but if/when he found the right woman, he would prove to be a dutiful and doting partner. (ooc in my universe i ship him with my oc panna, who was a subject of his)

miscellaneous tentative ships of mine include:

aiden/barney (i thrive on toxicity)

sophie/hermann (for obvious reasons)

sophie/hakon (hatefucking)

juan/aitor (again, the toxicity would flourish)

jack matt/aitor (love that power imbalance)

frank/lawan (controversial, i know, but obviously as adults)

i have lots more about the first game but i’ll type that one out later.

[dying-sun-light]

more and more baitor art!!!!

[abokycu]

MEN!!!

[luuckyyou]

Barney is sooo hypocritical that it’s actually funny. “if you had gotten to Birdie quicker—”, “if you had gotten to Carl quicker—” babygirl if you weren’t such a capital D Dumbass supreme then you could have gone and saved them yourself or at least helped ❤️

[apolloaiden]

I posted 2,482 times in 2022

That's 1,856 more posts than 2021!

167 posts created (7%)

2,315 posts reblogged (93%)

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I tagged 548 of my posts in 2022

#dying light 2 - 78 posts

#dying light - 75 posts

#dying light 2 stay human - 50 posts

#aiden caldwell - 38 posts

#hakon - 36 posts

#hakon x aiden - 27 posts

#dl2 - 20 posts

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#dying light 2 spoilers - 18 posts

#kyle crane - 14 posts

Longest Tag: 128 characters

#im quote on quote into it already but i refuse to play because that piled ontop of dl 1n2 is going to screw me over mentally lol

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Following!crane being Aiden's tired,,, tired zombie dad having to keep his infected son from taking more inhibitors "aiDEN NOOO- god DAMMIT-"

124 notes - Posted February 13, 2022

#4

Hakon fruity as fuck that man kept comparing another man to his wives, saying he's getting sentimental to said man, like

This mother fucker BI AS FUCK,,,

183 notes - Posted February 22, 2022

#3

See the full post

190 notes - Posted March 5, 2022

#2

I can see how dying light 2 is trying to go for the "lawan/sophie likes aiden" straight relationship but all I can see is friends-to-enemies-to-lovers hakon and aiden and enemies-to-friends-to-lovers barney and aiden

298 notes - Posted February 9, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Hakon: consider this a divorce!

Aiden, immediately putting his weapon down and blushing: wait... we're married???

Hakon, doing the same: ... wait

359 notes - Posted February 22, 2022

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Dying Light 2 Barney

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