#DJ Trashmouth spins

[dj-trashmouth]

I’ll dance, dance, dance With my hands, hands, hands, Above my head, head, head Like Jesus, said I’m gonna dance, dance, dance With my hands, hands, Hands above my head Dance together Forgive him before he’s dead Because I won’t cry for you I won’t crucify the things you do I won’t cry for you, see When you’re gone I’ll still be bloody Mary

[its-a-gift]

Masquerading as a man with a reason My charade is the event of the season And if I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know On a stormy sea of moving emotion Tossed about I'm like a ship on the ocean I set a course for winds of fortune, but I hear the voices say Carry on my wayward son For there'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry no more

[dj-trashmouth]

It’s Halloween every day here in the Derryverse, so here’s a special request for Stan the Man himself, @ifyouopenyoureyes​.

I AIN’T AFRAID OF NO BED

[misplacedxeggos]

Preference - Your First Date

Cast

JAEDEN He took you out to eat at in-n-out on a random Wednesday

Not very classy but completely your style

You appreciated that it was more laidback

Throughout the date, you talked about life and joked around

When he dropped you off at home, you planned on going out again

After a tight hug, you went inside and heard your text tone go off

You looked down to see the text Jaeden sent you not being able to contain the smile

WEABOO ♡♡♡: i had a good time tonight. how does friday work?

WYATT He wanted to be simple for your first date

So you just hung out at his house and watched movies

Of course, it was a cheesy first date when he picked a scary movie

Not being able to handle it he turned it off and asked if you wanted to play video games

You laughed and stayed for a couple more hours

He took you home and you made small talk on your porch

Thinking about whether or not to kiss him on the first date you decided against it

However, you said your goodbyes and gave him a quick peck on his cheek

Walking inside you turned around to close the door and saw him still standing there with a hand on his cheek

JACK He just wanted to hang out with you

So he decided to take you to the roller skating rink

Neither of you were the best at it but were able to stay up for a while

The rink's DJ then announced it was couple's skate and Jack smoothly took your hand

He even tried to spin you but that ended up with him on top of you

You were both laughing from falling so hard

Your face turned red as you saw how close your faces were

He leaned down and gave you a small peck on the cheek before getting off

After that night, he officially asked you to be his significant other

FINN He took you to a y/f/b concert

The whole night you were both screaming the lyrics

He was watching your reactions the whole time

One of their slow songs came on and Finn wrapped his arms around your waist while you leaned back into his chest

You both swayed when he took your hand and spun you to face him

He leaned down and met his lips with yours

Neither of you could keep the smile off of your faces the rest of the night

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BILL Bill still considers your first date to be the first time you ate lunch together at school

But you think otherwise since that would mean every day you go on a date

"That's i-insane y-y/n, of c-course, we d-d-don't."

"Then the fair was our first date!"

It was really clique but cute

You walked around the fair that was in town and played some games

Of course, the ferris wheel was a must and you couldn't keep your eyes off of Bill

Honestly, it was a perfect night that you wouldn't want to spend with anyone else

STAN He just wanted to get to know you

So he took you out to get ice cream and went for a walk

You talked about your interests and made interesting statements that he then asked random questions to

"No one has ever been inside an empty room"

"How can your body replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes in a nightmare if you've never fallen like that before?"

"Touché"

Overall it was a good date and it left you questioning the entire world

EDDIE He asked you out to the school dance that was coming up

He used a cute and cheesy sign that read "I know this is cheesy, but will you go to the dance with me?"

He even got you mac n cheese like come on how could you say "no"

You got all ready and waited for him to pick you up

Eddie had gotten you flowers for the night and your parent drove you to the dance after pictures

You both danced the night away to the upbeat songs that blared through the speakers with the other losers

He was a little protective of you when Richie made comments of how good you looked

But you just brushed them off and kissed Eddie's cheek letting him know that you were his

For the end of the night, the DJ played a slow song and Eddie took you by the waist

You wrapped your arms around his shoulders

He cracked jokes making you laugh and while you rested your head against his chest

RICHIE Richie took you to the quarry for your first date

(probably to see you in your underwear but let's say it was cause it was the most romantic spot he could think of)

You spent the whole time splashing each other and joking around

The time you were done it had gotten dark and you laid down on a rock resting your head on Richie's chest stargazing

"Wow, it's beautiful."

"Yeah, it is."

You turned your head up to see Richie looking down at you and softly chuckled replying

"Wow, who knew the Trashmouth could be so cheesy?"

"Only for you"

He leaned down and kissed you softly on your forehead

Let's just say stargazing is your favourite activity now

[beepbeeprichiellc]

can you do “I love you, you know that right?” for ready please!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

This is kinda…ehhhhhh. Middle sucked, ending was great. Lots of love friend!

The wedding had been absolutely beautiful, the flower arrangementsperfectly displayed for the guests, the piano playing softly in the hall to enticepeople, the flowing gown that seemed endless and the couple who only ever hadeyes for each other. Yes, it had all been so stunning and had gone off withouta hitch. As the new Mr. and Mrs. kissed the crowd erupted in cheer, thehappiness they admitted seeping on to the others, making Eddie smile with enthusiasm.

The bride and groom barreled down the aisle, laughing theentire way. Beverly stopped at the door, pulling Ben in to a passionate kissbefore exclaiming loudly, “I’ve got him now!” They smiled at one another, thelove radiating between them before exiting through the double doors and out tothe hall. Eddie looked over to his friend, smiling up at his elated grin.

People began to spill from the pews, orderly filing outtowards the reception. “I sure hope they put out for an open bar.” Eddiewhispered a little too loudly, “Receptions make me uncomfortable.”

“What because Richie was the maid of honor?” Mike asked, notbothering to hide his annoyance. “It was kind of surprising to see him here, Ithough he was in Europe.”

“Okay first off.” Eddie hissed, following behind a ratherfat woman and immediately regretting the close proximity, “it’s not because ofhim. I’m forever a bachelor and receptions always remind me of that. Noteveryone can have a pregnant wife at him asshole.”

Mike chuckled, “Touché.” They entered the reception hall,the DJ already playing music as gusts began to find their assigned tables. Theset up was just as perfect as the ceremony making Eddie wonder how much Ben hadpaid for the whole thing.

“And second off, I agreed to come with you so that you canwatch me and make sure I don’t do anything stupid. Tozier’s band landedstateside last week, my limo service was contracted to pick them up. I knew hewas going to be here, he wouldn’t miss Beverly’s wedding.”

There was a scoff from the opposite side, surprising both ofthem. “You got that right.”

“Well shoot me where I stand, if it isn’t Stanly Uris!” Mikeexclaimed, pulling the stoic man in to a hug. “I haven’t seen you since lastChristmas!”

“I know, we meant to call but we got all caught up with the surrogateand-“

“Oh my god, are you guys having a baby?” Eddie asked, acceptinga generous hug from his friend. He felt his stomach twist, knowing that thesepeople were further in life than he ever hoped to be. The past year had beenrather rough and Eddie had chosen to bury himself in his work rather than focuson the aching in his heart.

Stan nodded as he pulled away, “A little girl, due nextmonth.”

“I’ve got a boy due in two weeks!” Mike replied happily, “I’llbe damned, we will have to set up a play date or something.”

“Oh god you two are making me feel old.” Eddie groaned,rolling his eyes. “What happened to us? Marriage, kids? God, where did the timego?”

“Well they say time flies when you’re having fun, isn’t thatright Eds?”

Eddie felt himself stiffen, the deep angelic voice ringingin his ears. He didn’t turn to see who it was, because he already knew. It wasthe devil wrapped in Prada, parading around with his head held high as hestomped on the dying hearts of those who dared to love him. It was the ghost ofEddie’s past, come back on the form of Richie Motherfucking Tozier.

“Hey there Mike, congrats on the new baby!” The maid ofhonor exclaimed, patting the man on the back and flashing his famous grin. “Stan’sgotta watch out for his little girl, I know your kid’s is going to be a heartbreaker.”

“Very funny Trashmouth.” Stan nipped, “Thought you were in Europe,what are you doing in the states?”

“I landed in JFK about a week ago, I wasn’t going to miss mygirls big day! “He playfully replied, nudging Eddie in the ribs. “Good newsthough, the limo service was pretty fucking great, props to you EddieSpaghetti.”

Eddie could feel his face fluster, his body reacting to thesimple touch poorly, wakening the dormant butterflies in his stomach. His headwas spinning, the smell of cigarettes and vanilla wafting off of Richie andcrashing on to him. He was going to puke.

“Excuse me.” He managed to blurt out, pushing past Mike and Stanand making a beeline for the hallway. The thump of his feet matched the beatingof his heart, making it out in to the empty hallway where he allowed himself tofinally breath. He should have just stayed home, he could have avoided thisentire fiasco. The contract with Richie’s band had hit his desk last month, thedate displayed clearly across the paperwork, he knew his old lover would behere so why in the hell had he agreed to come?

The sound of footsteps behind him announced another person’spresence, figuring he knew who it was, Eddie didn’t bother to face him as hemumbled, “I’m fine Mike. Just need a minute okay? Go ahead and order me a Rumand Coke.”

“Rum and Coke?” A voice, that certainty wasn’t Mike’sreplied. “Since when did you start drinking those?”

Eddie rolled his eyes, “Ever since none of your fuckingbusiness.” He bit, turning to meet Richie’s curious gaze.

“A little rude don’t you think?” Richie replied smoothly, smirkingat the harshness in his tone. “I mean come on, it’s been what, a year? Is thathow you treat someone you haven’t seen in a year?”

“No, it’s how I treat you.” Eddie quipped, not missing abeat.

“Ouch, that hurts my rock and roll heart.”

“Oh shove it up your ass Tozier.” He replied, scoffing atthe nonchalant tone the trashmouth was taking with him, considering the vibrantanger he had expelled during their last encounter. “Just take your jokes, lubethem up and shove them way up your ass.”

“God damn Eds, you’ve got quite a potty mouth on you.” Hejeered, the nick name sliding off of his tongue effortlessly. “You’re new boyfriendteach you that?”

“Stop calling me that.” Eddie corrected, “I told you tonever call me that again.”

Much to his surprise, Richie laughed, actually laughed as ifall of this was some kind of joke. Eddie couldn’t move, standing there like theidiot he felt he was. “I’ve missed you Eddie. I really have, I didn’t think youwere going to show but I’m glad you did.”

Eddie’s mouth gaped open, a burning building in the pit ofhis stomach. “Did you do a bad stage dive in Europe or something?”

“A few, why do you ask.”

He snorted, “I don’t know, maybe because you fucking left meto go tour a year ago, telling me that you wanted to be free to basically fuckwhoever you wanted and dumped me on the spot. Then I get an order for yourfucking band that just happens to cross my desk at work, requesting that I, theowner of the service, drive all of you back from the airport. Oh and then,after all of that, you have the audacity to speak to me like this, like we werejust two friends catching up after a long time apart!” Eddie tried to keep hisvoice down, knowing that a reception was proceeding on the other side of thewall but he couldn’t help the rise and fall of his emotions, the hurt returningto his heart, even after all the time spent recovering. “What is your problem?”

“Eddie, look-“

“No. You know what? Screw you. Seriously, screw you Richie.I don’t need this.” It was like venom between them, all of his frustration putinto his final statement. “I don’t need you.”

Eddie tried to storm off, having had the perfect ending tothe fight he had imagined in his head for months. Only this time, a strong arm caughthim, twirling him back in to place. He staggered slightly, surprised by thetouch. “Alright, that’s enough hot head. Just wait one fucking moment okay?”

Richie’s touch was like a drug, making the hair on the backof his neck stand on end. He quickly pulled away, not wanting to becomeintoxicated. “Let me go, I’m leaving.”

“No, we are having a conversation.” Richie corrected,holding up his hands in defeat. “I didn’t come out here to fight with you.I just wanted to talk.”

“You said enough when you left.”

“That was a misunderstanding.” Richie replied, hisface twisting in annoyance. “I never said I wanted to fuck other people Eddieand I had a reason for leaving, if you let me explain I can-.”

“Explain?” Eddie gaped, his body shuttering from frustration.“After a year of no contact you think you have a right to explain?”

“I tried to get you to talk to me, I had my agent hire yourservice to get you-“

“Oh that’s the stupidest thing I have ever fucking heard of.What you think I would just see you and jump into your arms like nothing everhappened between us? This isn’t a fucking movie!”

“Okay bad example.”

“And you know what? Even if you tried to call, or write, orwhatever I wouldn’t have responded.” His heart was nearly jumping from hischest, his tears brimming in his eyes making him fight against himself. “I gaveyou everything and you left me. Kicked me to the curb like yesterday’s news. Ifucking loved you asshole.”

Richie shook his head, watching the man before him crumbleat his hand. “I love you, you know that right?” He whispered, “That’s why Ileft, that’s why I ended it. I fucking love you Eddie and the tour of Europewould have broken you. I left you so that you would actually have a chance athappiness, a chance you didn’t have with me.”

“You don’t know anything Trashmouth.” Eddie choked, whippingat his eyes with the hem of his suite. “I was broke the moment you left.”

“Eddie-“

“Their calling for the maid of honor, Richie you need to getin there.” The two looked over to Bill, his worried eyes shifting between them.Richie groaned, running his elegant fingers through his sculpted hair ruiningit forever.

“I’m coming.” He nipped towards the best man, whonodded. Looking over to Eddie he added, “Don’t go anywhere, this isn’t overokay? I’ll be right back.”

Eddie didn’t respond as he watched Richie walk through thedouble doors, plastering on a fake smile and waving to the people who yelledhis name. Once the doors cut his view off, Eddie pulled his keys from hispocket and headed in the opposite direction, towards the parking lot.

Richie had broken him once before.

He was not going to let it happen again.

[richiescigarettes]

perfect - reddie

another fic!! i’m really proud of this one and i hope everyone likes it! it’s centered around the song perfect by ed sheeran (yes i know the song didn’t exist in whatever time this takes place but just pretend) you should give it a listen (i also changed a couple of the lyrics, to make it gay). okay i’ll shut up now.

summary: it’s christmas time at the tozier-kaspbrak home and everyone just loves a good love story

pairing: reddie

type: pure fluff, like the kind that makes you cry

word count: 898

“tell the story again, papa!” the little girl on richie’s lap squealed, pigtails bouncing as she laughed. “yours and grandad’s wedding night? how you danced so pretty?”

it was christmas eve, snow was falling outside, and the whole family was gathered ’round the fireplace at the tozier-kaspbrak household. it was their turn to host the holiday so their two children and respective spouses, along with their gaggles of kids, were staying for the week.

daisy, the four-year-old on richie’s lap, was obsessed with love stories, particularly ones about her grandparents. over the past few days, richie had told the wedding night story, among others, countless times, but he never got tired of it.

“alright, alright, settle down and i’ll tell the story.” the whole family hushed to listen. richie locked eyes with eddie, across the room holding hands with their daughter, and felt himself sink into the memory as he began his tale.

***

richie stood in his dressing room, accompanied by stan, fiddling with his tie and sweating like a madman.

“rich, you’ve got to chill or you’ll be soaked by the time you get up there,” stan said, taking the tie from richie’s shaking hands and knotting it correctly.

“what if he doesn’t show? i’ll be standing at the altar looking like a damn fool!” richie exclaimed.

“Oh shut up you idiot. eddie loves you, that hasn’t changed over the past couple hours, now get out there and marry his ass!”

“alright. okay.” richie took a deep breath and found his way to his place on the altar.

when eddie walked down the aisle, richie couldn’t help but tear up at the sight of him. he was glowing, ethereal. richie swore he was the luckiest man alive.

the vows were beautiful, eddie barely making it through his without choking on tears. richie slipped a few jokes into his because, well, he was richie (he would never admit to doing it in order to prevent himself from crying). everyone cheered at the kiss and richie carried eddie out of the church.

the reception was stunning, bev and ben made excellent party planners. toasts were made, each of the losers sharing embarrassing stories and fun memories. after dinner it was party time.

“and now, ladies and gentlemen, the couple’s first dance,” the dj announced.

the boys recognized mike’s voice immediately, gorgeously covering perfect by ed sheeran, and mike winked when they looked over at him smiling. eddie took richie’s hand and the pair began to waltz.

i found a love for me

darling, just dive right in and follow my lead

well, i found a boy, beautiful and sweet

oh, i always knew you were the someone waiting for me

richie glanced down at eddie only to find the boy’s sparkling brown eyes gazing up at him. he felt his heart swell with love for the boy in his arms.

“you look beautiful eds, did i tell ya that yet?”

eddie smirked,“you clean up nice yourself, mr. tozier-kaspbrak.”

richie smiled and blushed at his new name and eddie rested his head on richie’s shoulder.

‘cause we were just kids when we fell in love

not knowing what it was

i will not give you up this time

as the music began to speed up, so did the happy couple. they took turns spinning the other, smiling and laughing with the utmost love in their eyes.

well i found a man, stronger than anyone i know

he shares my dreams, and now we share our home

in the background, the other losers may have each shed a tear or two at the beautiful sight in front of them. they couldn’t be happier for their two friends.

we are still kids but we’re so in love

fighting against all odds

i know we’ll be alright this time

darling just hold my hand

be my boy, i’ll be your man

i see my future in your eyes

“is it everything you dreamed of? the wedding?” richie asked somewhat anxiously, he wanted eddie to be happy.

eddie looked around at his friends, at the decorations, then back at the love of his life. “it’s perfect. you’re perfect.”

“yeah, in bed,” richie replied with a smirk and a wink.

“oh shut up, trashmouth,” eddie said, blushing.

as the last chorus began, richie started to sing the lyrics to eddie, who couldn’t help but tear up again.

“baby, i’m dancing in the dark

with you between my arms

barefoot on the grass

listening to our favorite song

i have faith in what i see”

and with the last words, richie dipped eddie and kissed him softly on the lips.

now i know that i have met an angel in person

and he looks perfect

i don’t deserve this

you look perfect tonight

***

“and we lived happily ever after,” richie concluded the story followed by applause from the family.

“yay!!” daisy cheered and tackled richie into a hug.

“alright little munchkins, off to bed,” said eddie with a chorus of groans coming from the children. “santa won’t come if you’re awake!”

and with that, the children ran to their bedrooms. richie and eddie followed suit, holding hands as they walked down the hall to tuck their grandkids into bed.

“i love you, somehow even more than i did that night,” whispered eddie.

“and i love you eds,” richie replied, kissing his husband on the head.

[dj-trashmouth]

He rides and he rides Looks through his window What does he see? Sees the bright and hollow sky Sees the stars come out tonight Sees the city's red back side Sees the winding ocean drive And everything was made for you and me All of it was made for you and me It just belongs to you and me So let's take a ride See what's mine @he-who-walks​ in a nutshell

[dj-trashmouth]

If I die young, bury me in satin Lay me down on a bed of roses Sink me in the river at dawn Send me away with the words of a love song The ballad of a dove Go with peace and love Gather up your tears, keep 'em in your pocket Save 'em for a time when your really gonna need 'em oh The sharp knife of a short life, Well I've had just enough time So put on your best, boys, and I'll wear my pearls

[dj-trashmouth]

Here we are in the heart of the darkness Here we are in the heart of the darkness You feel your body shake Fear like a phantom waits Here we are in the heart of the darkness Here we are in the heart of the darkness Hold fast, we must be brave In the heart of the darkness

[dj-trashmouth]

People are strange when you're a stranger Faces look ugly when you're alone Women seem wicked when you're unwanted Streets are uneven when you're down When you're strange Faces come out of the rain When you're strange No one remembers your name When you're strange

[dj-trashmouth]

She's taking her time making up the reasons To justify all the hurt inside, guess she knows From the smiles and the look in their eyes Everyone's got a theory about the bitter one, they're saying Mama never loved her much and Daddy never keeps in touch That's why she shies away from human affection, but Somewhere in a private place She packs her bags for outer space And now she's waiting for the right kind of pilot to come

[its-a-gift]

I had a one-way ticket to a place where all the demons go Where the wind don't change And nothing in the ground can ever grow No hope, just lies And you're taught to cry into your pillow But I survived I'm still breathing, I'm still breathing I'm still breathing, I'm still breathing I'm alive I'm alive I'm alive I'm alive

You took it all, but I'm still breathing

[dj-trashmouth]

What do you want from me? Why don't you run from me? What are you wondering? What do you know? Why aren't you scared of me? Why do you care for me? When we all fall asleep, where do we go?

[dj-trashmouth]

There's a war inside my head And I'm drowning in regret When the lights come down Got an empty crown My body's missing pieces Can't pull it all together My body's missing pieces I wish I could remember

[its-a-gift]

I appreciate this relationship we have, YouTube, I enjoy your recommendations greatly.

[dj-trashmouth]

Reached out a hand to touch your face You're slowly disappearing from my view Disappearing from my view Reached out a hand to try again I'm floating in a beam of light with you A beam of light with you And I ran I ran so far away I just ran I ran all night and day