#DJ PAM

[stusbunker]

Spotless: Animato

Chapter Thirty Four

Featuring: Dean Winchester/Reader

Other characters: Gibson Child OMC, Bobby, Annie, Victor, Charlie, both bands and roadies, nameless DJs

Word Count: 3160

Warnings, etc: Mutual pining, still unbeta'd, the last of Uncle Dean for a while, drinking and mild drug use, smoking cigarettes (do not come at me for this), Kevin calling Dean out publicly but subtly.

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The rapid beat of a double-stroke roll woke Dean from the haze of sleep. He cracked one eye open and found the source of the wake up call. Gibson, sitting on the floor in Dean’s suite, was wailing on the coffee table while watching a random infomercial on the hotel’s tv’s world class Sunday morning programming. At least the little dude hadn’t gotten into Dean’s guitars without asking. 

“Gibby! What gives, man?”

“Oh, sorry,” the little boy didn’t even look back, instead he lightened his efforts into a tapping from the original knocking.

Dean huffed and fell back onto his pillow, muttering to himself and the ceiling, “I guess we’re up for the day.”

They had spent the night watching old monster movies and eating pizza. Dean had even taken Gibson to the hotel’s pool for a dip before the adult only hours kicked in. He had no idea how Pam and Lee kept up with the kid on a normal day, Dean was fucking beat. And that was after he slept more than double his usual night’s rest. 

How was it after nine already?! No wonder the kid was bored.

“You hungry? Probably should see if the buffet’s still going,” Dean asked suddenly.

“Okay!” Gibson dropped his sticks on the coffee table and hopped up with the unbridled energy of youth.

“Yeah, uh, I gotta throw some real pants on, dude.” Dean dragged himself to the edge of the bed and rolled his back. “Give Uncle Dean a minute and we can head down.”

Gibson nodded, but then ran to the counter in the kitchenette. “I made you coffee! They’ve got the little cups. But that was a while ago.”

Dean raised his eyebrow and surveyed the damage from his perch on the bed. “You make one for yourself?”

“Yep! It was gross. And the pink sugar didn’t help.”

“Yeah, well, that’s because it is gross. White or brown are best— no matter what Uncle Sam says.”

Gibson giggled, walking carefully over to Dean with the paper cup sloshing slightly. Dean wanted to help him, but he looked so proud of himself that Dean just sat back and clenched his hands as he awaited the delivery.

“Thanks, buddy,” Dean diligently took a sip. It was god awful. Cold, sure, but also really bitter and thin. Thankfully the kid didn’t think to add anything for him. He sighed and took another gulp while trying not to breathe and taste it more. “Uh—-yeah. Can’t start the day without some fuel.”

“You like it?”

“Yeah, man, of course. Now, I am gonna get dressed, find your shoes so we can get some grub.”

Turned out, the continental breakfast was already being cleaned up when they got back downstairs. Gibson’s spirits dropped instantly, but Dean assured him it was alright, and took the little man over to the attached restaurant that was hopping with the brunch crowd. 

“Look who the cat dragged in!” Bobby’s voice caught Dean’s attention as they rounded the corner with the hostess. “Make room. Miss— these idjits are with us, sorry they don’t have any manners about showing up on time.”

“Alright, I’ll— uh, I’ll let your server know.”

Dean had the wherewithal to murmur and hand over his thanks and apologies right in time to get a surprised smile. Kevin and Annie were on Bobby’s right while Sam and a very hungover looking Victor filled out the left side of the six person table.

“Rough night?” Dean teased.

“It aint over yet,” Victor lamented.

“Ooof! Been there, man. More bacon’ll help.”

Just then their server returned with two extra chairs and a busser slid in two extra place settings for them. “Thank you— thank you both. Seriously.”

“Of course, let me get you some menus.” Then the server disappeared in a flurry, weaving through the crowd of people in various states of dress and sobriety.

Kevin nudged Gibson with his elbow. “How was the sleepover at Dean’s? I bet he snores.”

Everyone around the table laughed.

“Bite me, Kev. Gibby, steal me one of his fries would ya?”

Gibson looked back and forth between the two men. “What?! No.”

Dean just shrugged. “He deserved it.”

“Two wrongs don’t make it alright,” Gibson told him knowingly.

“Yeah, UNCLE DEAN,” Sam butted in.

“From the mouths of babes,” Annie said, shaking her head in amusement. 

Kevin just laughed and took an obnoxious Dean-sized bite of fries.

“So— last day on tour until school’s out, what do you want to do today?” Bobby asked the star of the table.

“Is Mom and Dad awake? I want to see them ‘fore Grammy comes and gets me.”

“And you will, dude. I’m guessing they’re just up in their rooms getting dressed or something. It’s still early yet.”

“What timezone are you in?!” Bobby gave Dean the stink eye.

Dean ignored his manager and just ruffled Gibson’s hair. The menus appeared and they all settled in for another hour of each other’s company. 

        Dean knew it had to be hard for Gibson when they were on tour, he’d lived his own childhood with his dad barely there. But to have both parents out of reach for months at a time seemed worse. That’s why they made sure to give Pam and Lee breaks on the road, fly them home for three days at a time when they could. And they let Gibson come along when he didn’t have school.

It still felt like a worse case scenario though. He didn’t even have a little brother to make the days go by faster. Lee’s mom and their nanny were all he had outside of school friends. And the dogs. At least the kid got pets too.

Dean never did.

“Full House, bitches!” Charlie declared and threw her cards into the center of the table. “Jacks over twos.”

“You’ve got to be shitting me,” Madison exclaimed, leaning in to inspect Charlie’s hand herself. She’d tagged along with Lee’s mom down to San Diego so she could join in on the Vegas leg of the trip. 

“She always pulls it out, I swear to god. I don’t know how, but she does,” Sam muttered and tossed his hand to Dean to shuffle for the next round.

They were an hour into the trip to Vegas and the mood on the bus was contagious. No more little ears and eyes to worry about, meant that the bottles and the bongs came out and the chips were stacked high across the tiny table. 

“Alright, alright, fair hand. Get your cards in, and maybe you can win some of them stacks back. If you’re lucky,” Dean taunted, collecting the rest of cards and sliding them back into a deck to be shuffled. “Trouble? Ante up.”

You tossed your share into the pot and took another sip of your drink. Dean felt your eyes on him as he dealt, bottom lip between his teeth in concentration. Technically, he knew everyone was watching him as he doled the next hand, but your attention felt heavier the last few days. Maybe you knew something he wasn’t ready for you to know.

Maybe you were waiting for him to fuck up again.

Or maybe it was all just wishful thinking and you weren’t really watching him at all. Either way, he was preoccupied with it all when he picked up his cards to find absolute trash.

“Oh Christ. I’m going to need more to drink. KEVIN! Another round of shots, if you don’t mind?”

You chuckled. “Dealer can’t deal to himself, huh?”

“Apparently not,” Dean muttered, not even bothering to pick up his cards again.

“More chances for the rest of us at least,” Madison pointed out and placed her call bet.

The afternoon turned into night while Bobby drove on. Games and ridiculousness ensued. Just when they stopped for dinner, Dean found himself in the playful overlap of drunk and stoned. 

He hummed a few bars of some pop number that was playing over the truckstop speakers and Kevin joined in in harmony as they trudged across the parking lot to the twenty four hour diner. Lee came in for the chorus and they started getting louder and sillier with it, doing the monkey walk with Dean in the middle of the two shorter guys.

Dean couldn’t hear the radio station any longer, but they carried it along, finishing the number strong while guessing at some of the lyrics. When everyone had reached the double doors of the restaurant, he caught you and Charlie with your phones up recording the shenanigans. Meanwhile, Sam and Madison were giggly, leaning a little heavier on one another than most people would be at just after seven at night.

“Alright, cool it you damn buffoons. Let’s see if they’ve got room for everyone,” Bobby grunted before disappearing inside.

“Looks like you guys are the fun bus!” Donna greeted, as SPS and company caught up with them.

“Just gettin’ started darlin’,” Dean drawled, nodding and smirking. “Though I doubt it’s all charades and crochet on Big Bertha over there either.”

Jody took a swig off of her flask. “Oh, fuck no. Nancy knits, but that’s about it. But that’s only when the Adderall kicks in.”

She dangled the metal bottle out towards the circle of waiting musicians in offering. Kevin and Pam both took a pull and passed it back. Then the equipment rig pulled in and the headcount shot up even more. Benny sauntered over with a knowing glint in his eye as he stepped right in between Dean and Donna. 

“We think we gettin’ in or gotta spread out to the fast food joints?”

“Hard to say, looks pretty dead in there, but that might mean there’s a small staff too,” you answered as everyone’s head craned to look inside.

“Alright, well I’m heading over to the cancer section until we hear one way or the other,” Jody nodded towards Annie and Patience smoking down the sidewalk. 

Dean perked up and followed her like an earnest puppy. He wasn’t a habitual smoker anymore, but he definitely still imbibed, especially on the road. Sam’s influence could only go so far. But oddly, you were trailing along behind him, followed by Jesse and a newer, yet awkward roadie that he’d only heard called Chief.

You actually pulled a pack out of your purse and held one out to Dean expectingly. “What?” you asked like an accusation.

“Are you just smoking because you’d knew I would be or—?”

You exhaled your first pull and offered him your lighter. “It’s been a fucking week, okay? Let me have this until we hit the states with actual vegetation and I have to deal with allergies too.”

Dean lit his cigarette nodding and blew out a smoke ring. “You don’t have to justify it to me, I was just checking I’m not the bad influence.”

You rolled your eyes. “You’re always a bad influence, doesn’t mean I still didn’t choose it.”

That got him a little hot, if he was being honest. And he felt his smile all the way to the tips of his ears. “Damn, Trouble. Always knocking me back on my heels, you know that?”

You took another drag and shrugged, looking around to see everyone else somehow in their own conversations. “Part of the job.”

“Nah, that parts all you.” Dean said without even meaning to.

You looked up at him and gave him a little squint. “You need to eat something or you’re gonna be miserable in a couple hours.”

“I’m trying!” He huffed, gesturing with his cigarette towards the front doors, right as Bobby made his glorious return.

“Listen up!” Bobby glanced around at the bands and accumulated crew. “They’ve only got room for thirty folks, so line up and whoever is stuck at the back’s gotta find something else. We’re pulling out of here no later than ten o’clock, so be on time or be left behind.”

You chuckled over the hard-learned line.

Dean sucked a deep pull off his cigarette, trying to speed through it and getting lightheaded in the process. 

“Uh,” he exhaled and looked over at you then over you towards the rest of businesses in the travel center. “We trying to get in or we taking a walk?”

“I’m finishing my square.” You pointed to yourself and held up your cigarette.

Dean couldn’t get over your sass tonight. “Alright, then. A walk it is.”

It ended up with Jody and Patience sticking around while you and Dean finished smoking and then all four of you headed to the Arby’s across the parking lot. 

“Alright, folks, we got a quick segment at the end to wrap things up. Phantom Traveler, are you ready to ‘Hit It or Quit It’?” the gruffer DJ asked them from his chair across the room.

They barely all fit in the little sound booth, but managed to squeeze together to make it work. Lee, Pam and Kevin were on the three stools they provided, while Dean and Sam hovered over them to get at the shared mic. It was six o’clock in the morning and Dean didn’t know if any of them had even slept. But there they were anyway.

“It is five questions we ask in rapid succession and you just say the first thing that comes to mind. And since all five of you are here, we’ll just go down the line— or clockwise I guess,” the younger DJ explained.

“I’m game!” Dean exclaimed, futsing with the ball cap on his head.

Pamela, who was holding the mic, winked. “Let’s hear ‘em, boys.”

The DJs laughed. “Alright, Pamela’s ready. First question: Who’s got the craziest ex’s of the band?”

Everyone ‘Oh’d!’.

Lee leaned in and said deeply into the mic. “I’m sitting right here!” 

“Couldn’t have planned that one any better!” Dean teased.

“Wait! I want to hear the answer though!” Kevin butted in, steering them back on track.

“NEW KID doesn’t know these things yet!” The first DJ said excitedly.

“Oh, this is too easy, though,” Pam rumbled.

“Yeah, sorry, bro, everyone knows this one,” Dean tacked on.

“Eat me,” Sam snapped back.

“But yeah, it’s Sammy for sure,” Lee agreed.

Sam rolled his eyes but the DJs just ate it up.

“Okay! Second question is—- for—- Lee! Favorite venue you’ve ever played?”

“Seriously? He gets a real question and I got a Cosmo question?” Pamela said, annoyed, but not quite into the mic.

“Seriously— I’m just reading off the list,” the younger DJ promised, holding up a clip board.

“That one’s easy— Harvelle’s back home.”

“Hands down,” Sam agreed.

“Best burgers in Nebraska, too,” Dean tacked on.

“Ellen’s gonna kill you,” Pam warned.

“Totally worth it,” Dean shot her down.

“Yeah. Nothing like playing for your hometown,” Lee finished.

“What a bunch of saps!” The older guy teased. “Okay, okay, I’ll let you have it. Sam— third question: Who would you still like to collaborate with? You’ve got Annie Hawkins on the latest album, you’ve played with some of the greats at some special events— I know you all were close with the late, great Rufus Turner and now you’re touring with his granddaughter’s band Sheriffs, Psychics and Secretaries. Who else?”

“Uh, honestly? I’d kill to play with Sarah and Provenance, even though our sounds are totally different. Maybe Mick Davies? Especially now that he’s left Men of Letters, I am looking forward to what he works on next.”

“Wow— those are not names I expected to come up today. But, yeah, okay— always the wildcard Sam Winchester!” The younger DJ seemed genuinely surprised and maybe even impressed.

Dean could tell it annoyed Sam, but he was always way smarter than anybody gave his bodybuilder-shaped self credit for.

“DEAN! Question numero four: If you weren’t a rockstar— okay, musician– what would you be doing?”

“Right now I’d be sleeping, that’s for damn sure.”

Everyone laughed and nodded. “I don’t blame you there, but for a job?”

Dean scratched his three day stubble. “I always say I’d have made a killer mechanic or car restorer, but, uh, honestly at this point in my life I’m going to go with firefighter.”

“Nice, very heroic.” The first DJ approved.

“Dude!” Sam gave him a look that asked if he was alright.

Dean shrugged. “Well, hopefully we won’t have to find out. Just a reminder we’ve got two shows at Cesar’s Palace tomorrow night and Wednesday!” he plugged like they needed help selling tickets.

“Which are completely sold out! We’ve got tickets for our listeners tomorrow morning at seven, eight and nine if you listen for the code to play.” The younger DJ picked up where Dean left off. “One more question and you guys can get on with your days. And it’s for Kevin Tran— the newest member of the band, stepping up for the now reclusive Cas Novak. Fifth and final question!---”

Dean flinched at Cas’ name coming up, but all things considered, it could have been a much more brutal comment. Out of the corner of his eye, Dean saw Bobby whisper something to you through the glass in the adjoining room.

“In one word describe your bandmates.”

“One word total or—?”

“One word a piece,” Sam clarified.

“Yeah one word total. Band. That’d be the worst question answered ever,” the first DJ joked.

“Okay, okay, I got it. For Pam I’ll say ‘badass’. Lee’s word will be ‘groovy’. Sam gets ‘salad’ and Dean can have ‘Trouble’.”

“Oh, fuck,” Lee actually had to cover his mouth. While everyone else just about choked on their own spit. 

Dean glared at the kid, but didn’t say anything, counting down from twenty in his head.

“It is going to be a very long tour, folks,” Sam tried to ease some of the tension, clearly the DJs did not get the significance of what was just said.

“Alright that is a wrap with Phantom Traveler, in town for just a few days on the start of their latest tour. Thank you guys, it was a blast. Their fifth album drops next month. You guys have been digging the new single, so we’re gonna close with that as we get these guys on their way.”

The intro to ‘Baby’ played in the background as everyone handed over their headphones and shook the DJs' hands. Their marketing people came in for some quick publicity shots. Dean spotted you getting matching angles, where you stood behind their photographer, for the band’s socials.

God, he wasn’t ready. He had no idea if you caught what Kevin had said or if you knew he was really talking about you. The little punk had to go and say that shit on air of all places. 

One thing was for sure, Dean’s time was running out. Sooner or later somebody was going to let it slip and it wasn’t fair to you to hear it from anyone but him. Now, he just had to figure out how.

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Chapter 35: Cambiare

[justforbooks]

Roy Ayers

Jazz-soul vibraphonist and band leader best known for his laid-back summer track Everybody Loves the Sunshine

When Ruby Ayers, a piano teacher, took her five-year-old son Roy to a concert by the Lionel Hampton Big Band in California in 1945, the boy showed so much enthusiasm for the performance that Hampton presented him with his pair of vibe mallets. Roy Ayers, who has died aged 84, would go on to blaze a trail as a vibraphonist, composer, singer and producer.

A genre-bending pioneer of hard bop, funk, neo-soul and acid jazz, Ayers was most famous for his feel-good track Everybody Loves the Sunshine, from the 1976 album of the same name.

He said that the song was recorded at Electric Lady Studios in New York on, naturally, a warm summer’s day. Among those who feature are Debbie Darby (credited as “Chicas”) on vocals and Philip Woo on piano, electric piano and synthesizer. Woo explained that Ayers did not like to work from charts or scores, with the song based around a single chord that the band in the studio then developed.

While it was never released as a single, Everybody Loves the Sunshine’s warm, jazz-soul sound has won it numerous admirers over the past 50 years. As well as being sampled hundreds of times, by artists including Dr Dre and Mary J Blige, the track has also been covered by musicians ranging from D’Angelo to Jamie Cullen.

Perhaps the sheer simplicity of the song’s structure explains its appeal to such a variety of musicians. The hazy chords set up a steady state condition that allows the performer room for manoeuvre. D’Angelo covered the song in sweaty desire; Cullen’s Live in Ibiza version is as light and moreish as your favourite ice-cream; the Robert Glasper Experiment cover is edgy, an exercise in deconstruction. Other notable versions include the electronica-infused track from the DJ Cam Quartet and the modern jazz take of trumpeter Takuya Kuroda.

Ayers was born in the South Park (later South Central) district of Los Angeles, and grew up on Vermont Avenue amid the widely admired Central Avenue jazz scene during the 1940s and 50s, which attracted luminaries such as Eric Dolphy and Charles Mingus. His father, Roy Ayers Sr, worked as a parking attendant and played the trombone. His mother, Ruby, was a piano player and teacher.

He attended Thomas Jefferson high school, sang in the church choir, and played steel guitar and piano in a local band called the Latin Lyrics. He studied music theory at Los Angeles City College, but left before completing his studies to tour as a vibraphone – or vibes – sideman.

His first album, West Coast Vibes (1963), was produced by the British jazz musician and journalist Leonard Feather. He then teamed up with the flautist Herbie Mann, who produced the “groove” based sound of Virgo Vibes (1967) and Stoned Soul Picnic (1968).

Relocating to New York at the start of the 1970s, Ayers formed the jazz-funk ensemble Roy Ayers Ubiquity, recruiting a roster of around 14 musicians. At this time he composed and performed the soundtrack for the blaxploitation film Coffy (1973), starring Pam Grier as a vigilante nurse. The Everybody Loves the Sunshine album was released under the Ubiquity rubric, reaching No 51 on the US Billboard charts, but making no impact on the UK charts.

His 1978 single Get On Up, Get On Down, however, reached No 41 in the UK. He also scored chart success with Don’t Stop the Feeling (1979), which got to No 32 on the US RnB chart and 56 in the UK. The track was featured on the album No Stranger to Love, whose title track was sampled separately by MF Doom and Jill Scott.

Ayers was a regular performer at Ronnie Scott’s jazz club in London during the 80s and his shows there were captured on live albums. Other live recordings include Live at the Montreux Jazz Festival (1972) and Live from West Port Jazz Festival Hamburg (1999). Ayers played at the Glastonbury festival five times, with his last appearance there in 2019.

A tour of Nigeria with Fela Kuti in 1979, and a resulting album, Music of Many Colours (1980), was just one of many fruitful collaborations. Ayers also performed on Whitney Houston’s Love Will Save the Day (1988); with Rick James on Double Trouble (1992); and with Tyler, the Creator on Cherry Bomb (2015).

A soul-funk album, Roy Ayers JID002 (2020), was the brainchild of the producers Adrian Younge and Ali Shaheed Muhammad. The latter was a member of the hip-hop group A Tribe Called Quest, who had sampled Ayers’ Running Away on their track Descriptions of a Fool (1989), and Roy Ayers Ubiquity’s 1974 song Feel Like Makin’ Love on Keep It Rollin’, from their 1993 Midnight Marauders album.

Ayers also collaborated with Erykah Badu on the singer’s second album, Mama’s Gun (2000). The pair recorded a new version of Everybody Loves the Sunshine for what would be Ayers’ final studio album, Mahogany Vibe (2004).

“If I didn’t have music I wouldn’t even want to be here,” Ayers told the Los Angeles Times. “It’s like an escape when there is no escape.”

Ayers married Argerie in 1973. She survives him, as do their children, Mtume and Ayana, a son, Nabil, from a relationship with Louise Braufman, and a granddaughter.

🔔 Roy Edward Ayers Jr, musician and band leader, born 10 September 1940; died 4 March 2025

Daily inspiration. Discover more photos at Just for Books…?

[ibelongtotheclassics]

An indescribable mix of conflicted thoughts and complicated emotions stirs as we begin to process the recent events that have transpired and understand what went wrong.

But how do you go about sending off one key member of a band who you grew up with - has been an integral part of your teenage years and deeply ingrained in one of your fondest memories? 💔😢😭

Our introduction to One Direction began in our 2nd year of high school when we stumbled upon the WMYB music video. Instantly amazed, we dove into their humble beginnings - X Factor days, their iconic staircase video diaries, and eagerly devoured every 1D content we could find.

We even scribbled down fun facts about them in our little notebook, a testament to our growing predilection. They became our joyful fixation throughout that Christmas break, and by the time school resumed, we proudly identified ourselves as full-fledged Directioners joining the community with fellow fans.

1D was one of those first major music artists we truly held so dear to our hearts, whose music saved us, the first concert we ever attended, and the first boy group we fully supported before knowing EXO.

When Zayn left and the group went on hiatus, it felt like the first crack in our Directioner hearts, thinking this might be the end. We knew it would be OT4 from then on, but deep down, we clung to the hope that one day, all 5 would reunite and perform.

As we grew older and focused on other matters, so did the members pursuing their solo music careers. And though we became less vocal, the idea of selling our 1D merch never crossed our minds. Sentimentality kept everything safely stored, and we continued to quietly support them and occasionally check in on their individual endeavors. Now, with Liam’s passing, it feels final and permanent. What once seemed like a distant hope now is impossible cause things will never be the same again.

It's beyond devastating and terrible of what everything has become but we all know one thing for sure - we want to remember Liam and the rest of the lads as these bright-eyed dreamers, alive with energy and ambition. While inevitable changes, both good and bad, have occurred, the youth in us will always have a genuine love for One Direction. It will always remain.

OT5 forever!!! 🤗

Payno, Tommo, Dj Malik, Hazza & Nialler

One Dream. One Band. One Direction.

Rest in peace and power, Liam. 🙏🕊️🕯

We always considered you as the leader of the group.

We hope you're okay now wherever you are. Condolence to the family, friends, and to people who knew him better.

A big & warm hug to all Directioners around the world.

Sincerely,

Pam and Pat

[symbolicmyths]

English/Palestinian musician Faris Badwan (with Dr Pam Hogg) during a DJ set for Gigs For Gaza at The Social in London, 19th of February 2024

[magnusarchivememes]

WHAT ENTITY DOES EACH MONSTER FACTORY CHARACTER SERVE?

for this academic paper i will be watching every single monster factory episode, analyzing their creation, and deciphering their character arc for which entity they are most likely to serve.

i will only be doing the creatures they customized, other people’s spawn will not be factored in

unless there are extraordinary circumstances, all characters who are wiped/remade will be marked as the stranger for the not!them

Squirtle: the corruption

G.A.R.F.I.E.L.D.: the vast

Dark Vader: the flesh

Daytrader Vader: the web

Cousin Specialagent: the stranger

D-Bomb: the desolation

Christopher Christopher “The Pebble” Christopher Christopher: the flesh

Truck Shepherd: the spiral

Dino-Lansbury: the hunt

The Boy Mayor of Second Life: the lonely

Toucan Dan: the stranger

Chiquita Dave: the flesh

The Final Pam: the extinction

Trash Hulk: the corruption

Borth Sampson: the stranger

Randy Johnso and Panpan: the vast

Rat Baby: the lonely

Sucotash: the vast

Arby’s Witch: the spiral

#Noid: the flesh

Jorstin “Rude Boy” Man: the slaughter

The Junker: the corruption

Totinos: the web

Leatherdaddy Voldo: the slaughter

Mëlissa: the hunt

Daz: the beholding

Trüllbus: the hunt

Jaa’m: the stranger

Shreck: the corruption

Buzzbo: the slaughter

Donkey: the lonely

Turbovicki: the desolation

Dick Cheyney: the lonely

Knife Dad: the spiral

Jefferson Tallpipe: the flesh

DJ Slime Time: the vast

Todd Coolbody: the beholding

Cid Finalfantasy: the stranger

Gordan Summers aka Stang: the buried

The Pink Man: the dark

Garrett: the spiral

Chomp Mom: the hunt

Jerry Potter: the end

Snakel from Frands: the dark

The Real Boogerman: the buried

Tony Hawk????: the stranger

Zeke Teenweed: the spiral

[palmviewfm]

mw counterparts?

this  list  got  a  little  bit  longer  than  anticipated.  as  there's  soooooo  many  counterparts  to  consider  choosing  from  !  so,  i  put  it  under  a  read  more  for  you  !

counterparts:  monica  geller, ross geller, joey  tribbiani,  chandler bing, janice litman, mike hannigan, ursula buffay, aria  montgomery,  emily  fields,  spencer  hastings,  mona  vanderwaal,  alison  dilaurentis,  caleb  rivers,  maya  st  germain,  toby  cavanaugh,  betty  cooper,  veronica  lodge,  cheryl  blossom,  archie  andrews,  reggie  mantle,  toni  topaz,  tabitha  tate,  quinn  fabray,  rachel  berry,  brittany  pierce,  olivia  baker,  layla  keating,  jordan  baker,  jaymee, spencer  james,  lucas  scott,  peyton  sawyer, brooke  davis,  quinn  james,  julian  baker,  anna taggaro, rachel  gatina,  blair  waldorf,  serena  van  der  woodsen,  dan  humphrey,  nate  archibald,  callie  adams  foster,  mariana  foster,  buffy  summers,  willow  rosenberg,  tara mclay, kendra young, faith  lehane,  cordelia  chase,  heather  mcnamara,  marissa  cooper,  summer  roberts,  seth  cohen,  angel, anya jenkins, ryan  atwood,  taylor  townsend,  elena  gilbert,  caroline  forbes,  bonnie  bennett,  stefan  salvatore, anna zhu, enzo  st  john,  sandy  olson,  betty  rizzo,  frenchy,  danny  zuko,  marty, jan, sonny,  jackie  burkhart,  donna  pinciotti,  eric  forman,  laurie  forman,  belly  conklin,  sloane  peterson,  ferris  bueller,  duckie  dale,  bianca  stratford,  kat  stratford,  patrick  verona,  mia thermopolis, sabrina spellman, harvey kinkle, libby chessler, barbie  roberts,  ken  carson,  jenna  rink,  allie  hamilton,  noah  calhoun,  brandon  walsh,  david  silver,  brenda  walsh,  kelly  taylor,  donna  martin,  conrad  fisher,  jeremiah  fisher,  steven  cokin,  taylor  jewel,  sarah  cameron,  jj  maybank,  john  b  routledge,  kiara  carerra,  pope  heywood,  cleo, topper  thornton,  prue  halliwell,  paige  matthews,  piper  halliwell,  phoebe  halliwell,  meredith  grey,  arizona  robbins,  jackson  avery,  callie  torres,  april  kepner,  derek  shephard,  alex  karev,  cristina  yang,  lizzie  stevens,  callie  torres,  jo  wilson,  addison  montgomery,  lexi  grey,  atticus  lincoln,  nancy  drew,  lucy  grey,  sam  montgomery,  austin  ames,  jen  lindley,  pacey  witter,  dawson  leery,  katherine  pierce,  rebekah  mikaelson,  hayley  marshall,  tatum  riley,  sidney  prescott,  casey  becker,  tara  carpenter,  samantha  carpenter,  beca  mitchell,  chloe  beale,  jessica  day,  winston schmidt, cece  parekh, laney  boggs,  dewey  riley,  gale  weathers,  georgina  sparks,  elle  woods,  francesca  bridgerton,  daphne  bridgerton,  penelope  featherington,  sookie  stackhouse,  karen  smith,  regina  george,  gretchen  weiners,  janis  ian,  cady  heron,  aaron  samuels,  dj  tanner,  stephanie  tanner,  marcia  brady,  cindy  brady,  greg  brady,  carrie  bradshaw,  cher  horowitz,  kirby  reed,  jim  halpert,  michael  scott,  kelly  kapoor,  pam  beesly,  peter  parker,  mary  jane  watson,  analise  keating,  olivia  pope,  tony  stonem,  effy  stonem,  joey  donner,  john  bender,  allison  argent,  scott  mccall,  lydia  martin,  olive  penderghast,  maggie  greene,  marty  mcfly,  bella  swan,  alice  cullen,  charlie  swan,  emmett  cullen,  jacob  black,  carlisle  cullen,  esme  cullen,  jane  volturi,  morticia  addams,  donna  and  sophie  sheridan,  lorraine  banes,  jennifer  parker,  sam  winchester,  luke  danes,  dean  forester,  tristan  dugray,  lane  kim,  paris  geller,  logan  huntzberger,  jeanie  bueller,  simon  basset,  kate  sharma,  colin  bridgerton,  shiv  roy,  gerri  kellman,  roman  roy,  olivia  benson,  clary  fray,  isabelle  lightwood,  jace  herondale,  simon  lewis,  daphne  blake,  shaggy  rogers,  velma  dinkley,  fred  jones,  cinderella, ariel, tiana, jasmine, tom  wambsgans,  kendall  roy,  greg  hirsch,  lestat  de  lioncourt,  louis  de  point  du  lac,  and  claudia  !

[starwarspurgefan]

So I decided to show you guys my fanchild of My favorite characters from arcadekitten and other underrated media.

Emily Oakvale olive:daughter of ryo and embry

Fun fact:she a scarecrow like her father.she is made of hay and lock of Ryo and embry hair by her grandfather.Her hair look like vanne.but she a scarecrow.she was a baby after she was made by her grandfather and then later age like normal human been.

Hair color:black

Clothes:a scarecrow clothes like his father.

Age:12

Edward Oakvale olive:son of Ryo and embry.

Fun fact:he is a older brothers of Emily.he is overprotective to his sister.his hair is like his mother embry.

Hair color:purple

Clothes:his mom old clothes from inmimb.

Age:15

Tyler:son of necrotary and sunny

Fun fact:he and Emily had a crush on each other.his hair is like his mother.

Hair color:cyan and white.

Clothes:a mix of both of his mother.

Age:13

Jason Oakvale:son of Ingram and Pam

Fan fact:he is the older kid he like to help his family.his friends and his siblings.

Hair color:black and orange

Clothes:mix of her mother and father clothes.

Age:16

Lily Oakvale:daughter of Ingram and Pam

fact:she is sometimes shy she like to have fun with her family and her siblings and her friends.

Hair color:orange and black

Clothes:a mix of her mother and father clothes.

Age:14

Peppermint:daughter of pepper and Arachne

Fun fact:she is the oldest sister of tarantula.she is shy sometimes.she has a crush on Edward.she like to hang out with her friends.she like to baking cupcakes with her mother.she like to play video game with her dad.she like to hang out with her uncle rascal and her aunt Pollypick .

Hair color:black and red

Clothes:long sleeve like her father.

Age:15

Tarantula:son of pepper and Arachne Fun fact:he is the young.he like to fight.hanging out with his best friends Emily.and his parents. (Note he didn't has a crush on her.he have zero interest to be in a relationship for now)

Hair color:magenta

Clothes:his mom old clothes but as a boy version from spider's web

Age:11

Ralph.star blast:son and daughter of dj and gina

Fun fact:Ralph is the oldest.he like to kick ass.like to hang out with his friends.he do whatever he want.

Fun fact:Star blast also like to hang out with her friends.she like to training with her mother and her uncle hilo.

Ralph:15

Clothes;gray jacket and blue jeans

Star blast:13

Clothes:purple t shirts.lime jackets.and pink pants.

Sally lewin:daughter of sunny and Ryan

Fun fact:she like to hang out with her friends.help her family.she love creepy stuff.she has a creepy doll name Ann.she get embarrassed when Jessica's call her adorable and cute.

Hair color:yellow sunshine

Clothes:her mom old clothes.

Age:14

Jessica:daughter of tyler fett and deb

Fun fact:she has a crush on sally.she always like to embarrass sally because she thinks her blushed is cute.she and sally would later ending up together.

Hair color:brown.

Clothes:her mom old clothes.

Age:13

Katerin:son of kat and rat

Fun fact:he is the oldest brother.he like to hang out with his friends.he like to race with his sister and his friends.he is a master of combat.

Age:18

Hair:brown

Clothes:his clothes look like the boy version of his mother.

Korea:daughter of kat and rat

Fun fact:she love to race like her mother.she like to hang out with her friends and her family.she like to play with her friends and her brother.she is sometimes shy.

Age:14

Hair:black

Clothes:her father dao old clothes.

flower Reginald anta:daughter of mary anta and reginald tetra

Fun fact:she is brave and smart.she is sometimes shy.she like to hang out of the cemetery and flowers garden,she love reading books about creatures and ghosts.like her father she is sometimes crazy but her friends still like her.she also has autism.

Age:13

Hair color:yellow and red.

Clothes:blight orange shirt.light red hooded.and shorts jeans.

ray Reginald anta:son of mary anta and reginald tetra

Fun fact:he is the oldest.like his sister he is brave and a fighter.he is also good at science because his father taught him well.he also loves to kick someone ass if he or she bullies him or his sister.he is also a fan of music.he also had glasses.

Hair color:red and yellow:

Clothes:white coat and black jacket.

Age:15

Credit to toaddoestheinternet.

Cody corvuson deerlington:son of crowven corvuson and vasilis deerlington

Fun fact:he is a edgy rock and roll fan like his father.but he also like other music that isn't rock and roll like vocaloid.electric.and other.he also love to do epic dangerous things like fighting against bullies.defense himself.he is also a goth's.also he is the oldest.

Hair color:dark blue.

Clothes:black jacket.dark t shirts.and gray jeans.

Age:16

Vanessa corvuson deerlington:daughter of crowven corvuson and vasilis deerlington

Fun fact:she is sometimes shy.she love edgy rock and rolls and anime like her brother does.she is trying to get her brother to above getting in trouble.she has a crush on jack after he kick the bully ass for broken her project that she spent all of her hard work on it.

Hair color:dark light black

Clothes:blue jacket.light t shirts.and black pants.

Age:13

Jack sophio:son of Twyla sophio and nova

Fun fact:like his mother.he is always bossy and a brave boy.he does care for his friends and parents but doesn't care for dumbass.he is also very serious.one time he got bully but then after his mother twyla telling him to be brave and don't let those jerk being mean to him.he decided to listen his mother advised and kick his bully ass so hard that he didn't want to bully everyone again.despite the fact that he got in trouble for that but he didn't care.he also had a crush on Vanessa but doesn't want to admit it.except for Vanessa.he can get annoyed when someone is bothering him.he also has anger issues when someone is annoying him or embarrassing him.his mother is sometimes being hard on him but she still care and love her son and want him to be brave and ready to fight against everyone who hurt him.

Clothes:white gym shirt.blown jacket and gray pants.

Hair color:purple and orange.

Age:14

[curiousdamage]

OC Character Introduction

Fandom: Full House/Fuller House

Series link: Enough

Name: Suzanna Tanner Gladstone

Nickname: Suzie, Sue, Suzie Q

Birthdate: September 2, 1960

Face Claim: Lea Thompson

Age: 27

Hair: Red/Brown

Eyes: Brown

Height: 5’1”

Family: Husband: Joey Gladstone

            Older Brother: Danny Tanner

            Younger Sister: Wendy Tanner

            Mother: Claire

            Father: William

            Nieces: DJ, Stephanie, Michelle

            Sister-in-law: Pam Katsopolis Tanner

More but that would be spoilers.

Bio:  

Suzie grew up in a typical suburban home with both her parents and older brother and younger sister. Her dad worked and her mother was a homemaker, then librarian.

A perfect suburban family. At least if you were looking at it from the outside and her mother worked very hard to make sure that it always looked picture perfect. 

She met Joey Gladstone when she was 7 and Danny invited him over to play baseball. 

When she asked him why he wore two watches, he told them that his parents were divorced and one watch was the time in San Francisco and the other was set to the time where his father was stationed in the Army. While Suzie thought that was sweet, it was how her parents found out the Gladstones were divorced and her father would make snide comments about them for years, even though Joey never went to bruises like she and Danny did.

She didn’t think much about him after that.  He was Danny’s friend and he was nice enough, but he was a goofball and could be totally annoying. He was just always around.

It wasn’t until she was in high school that she began to see him as something other than just Danny’s friend.  He was still annoying, but she could also see that he was kind and he had a knack for really seeing people.  

As annoying as he was, he could always make her laugh, and his blue eyes and dimples didn’t hurt his chances at all.  They started dating in the spring of her Freshman year and his Junior year. They dated throughout high school and due to {Spoilers} they were married a few weeks before she graduated.

At the start of the show, and story, Suzie is working as the charge nurse at a local hospital ER. Struggles with infertility have her pulling away from Joey, from their marriage, and from her family. She agreed to move in with Danny after Pam’s death because, well, things couldn’t get worse, could they?

[mannytoodope]

Jim: Hey. Wow. Just stopping by. Got another party to go to. A wife and two kids at home party.

Andy: Oh.

Jim: DJ Pam Halpert is spinning some serious Radio Disney tonight. Jim: You're looking at the master of leaving parties early. The key is you have to make a strong impression, so you want to have a picture taken, you want to say some peculiar non sequitur that people remember, and you want to note something unique, a talking point, for later. I don't mean to brag, but on New Year's Eve, I was home by nine.

[phillyzinefest]

Philly Zine Fest 2022 Vendors List pt. 2

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Jay McQuirns Jennifer Hildebrand Jesse Arbor Jinli Spencer Jodi Bosin + @jodi_bosin Joseph Rogers Illustration Julian Shendelman KAPI Kathryn Hemmann + @kathrynthehuman + @kathrynthehuman (Twitter) Katie Haegele / The La-La Theory Katrina Kopeloff Illustration Kinos Comix Kyle Kerezsi La Horchata Zine + @Lahorchatazine Lemon Liu Press + @lemonliupress Lumen Lugo-Roman LUMXN + @lumxnzine Mara Gervais Mega Press Meldar16 Messy Them Studio + @noaisabellla Morg Studio  MovieJawn Nicole Rodrigues + @lost.mirage Nora Einbender Luks NWA Zine Odochi Akwani + @odochiakwani Olivia Fredricks + @oliv.Marie Organ Bank Pam Price Partners and Son Peppermint Alley Press + @peppermint.alley Philly Teen Zine Collective Plus Equals

Prevention Meets Fashion R28 Zines Rachel Bard Regional By Sam Ren Reptile House Comix Retrosofa Ribbon, Dame of Death Ryan Pic + @earthwormenthusiast Sarah Szymanski Sawyer Lovett Second At Best Press Sequential Philly  Simon Reinhardt + @simonmreinhardt (Twitter) Skullduggery Studios Skyla Moray Southern Exposure  + @hellobrandondean SPACEBOYNETWORK + www.afrobatix.com Spratty Lin Strong Hands Students in the Limited Edition Honors General Education course: “Makers, Hackers, Fixers” Super Not Great  Tanya Brassie

Taped Off TV The Soapbox Community Print Shop The Word Distro TheChoyceIsYours This Must Be The Place Press thrashbeatles Tree News + @_tree_news_ Urban Ochre Press Valeriya Volkova Art Vivien Wise Wally and the Witches + @wallyandthewitches WKDU yoritzo x dj crouton Yoshus Prints 

Young Artist Program + @theyoungartistprogram

[singeratlarge]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my late, great friend + part-time mentor Rick Anderson (The Tubes), the 1971 Bangla Desh concerts, Lionel Bart, incredible guitarist Tommy Bolin, Pam Brenneman (RIP), Geoff Britton, Rob Buck (10,000 Maniacs), the late, great Boz Burrell, Jim Carroll, William Clark, Coolio, Rick Coonce (Grass Roots), Denny Cordell, Robert Cray, Joe Elliott, Ramblin’ Jack Elliott, Joe Friday, André Gagnon, Jerry Garcia, Dhani Harrison, Geoffrey Holder, Henrietta Lacks, Paddy Maloney (The Chieftains), Herman Melville, Jason Momoa, MTV (1981), Yoshinao Nakada, Taapsee Pannu, Michael Penn, Edith Pretty, Mrunal Thakur, and my friend and musical colleague evinrude a.k.a. Kevin Spyker. Starting around 1997 I worked as a bassist-singer and producer on some recordings and a string of concerts with Kevin a.k.a. evinrude—the name of a famous cartoon dragonfly, which applied to Kevin’s powerhouse abilities as a singer-songwriter, multi-media artist, and DJ. He also sang on a couple of my tracks and I recall a “rooftop concert” at Lycoming College. Kevin’s song “For Angela” is a highlight from the evinrude debut album, which received good notices and drew comparisons to Beck and Blind Melon. At the board is John Bechdel (Killing Joke, Ministry), who enhanced the synth-y groove of this enchanting track. Meanwhile, HB to KS and thank you for taking flight...

#evinrude #kevinspyker #speicher #angela #beck #blindmelon #johnbechdel #killingjoke #ministry #synthesizer #synth #joebergen #johnnyjblair #dragonfly #cartoon #bassist 

[alittlebitofeverything89]

I do this too—with people who I really admire and care about: family, friends, and famous people—also those I meet online too (who I never met before).

I also do this with characters. If I’m working at home—I pretend I have Pam’s old desk, Pam is at Jim’s who is the manager, Dwight (the assistant to the regional manager or the assistant to the assistant of the regional manager) is across from me, and Erin is at reception behind me from The Office. Sometimes I pretend I’m at the BBC Radio 1 studio with of the DJs and helping host that show.

On walks and other activities I have someone imaginary in my head helping me through it. Thanks for not making me feel not so alone on this one.

sometimes you just have to let yourself be a bit neurodivergent.

i hate going out, it gives me a lot of anxiety and sensory input that i dont like, and i am often forced to talk to people.

so i do this thing on more difficult days, or sometimes just for fun, where i "bring a fictional character with me". i walk and imagine Fictional Character walking next to me. they talk to me, reassure me, hype me up, whatever i need them to do.

today dean winchester came christmas shopping with me. he went over the list with me of stuff i needed to get, told me i was doing a good job every time i finished in a certain shop, reminded me to take a deep breath when i got a little overwhelmed.

and yea. its kinda silly. and i know its just me talking to myself in a different voice, but it Works! especially since all of my special interests/hyperfixations tend to be tv/movie related.

so do what you gotta do to Get Shit Done. stop holding yourself to neurotypical standards. if you need Fictional Character to tell you you're doing a good job, do it! if you need Favourite Singer to walk you to school, do it! yea it might feel silly but you're literally fighting against your own brain to get stuff done every single day. you can have a little self indulgent daydream, as a treat.

[antonjesus]

Full Version Of Pam Bondi AG by Day, DJ by Night! Mixing Justice With Fi...

[nightguide]

Here are some major boobage DnD team names to 🌶️spice up🌶️ your summer

atom bomb at the right time

kanye's lgbtqia+

ruswole

allahkanyekanyicanon camera

elvis brushlee

shush hour

pam di pon de replay

rick swayze

gonolololololololalalalalalalalalalala

snaptwat

biggee's narstie

hoh hoh hoaaawaaiiiiii

gomez cameron

swop being me

michael scott's drew barrymore

vincieeze

hanna (as)

georgia (nicholson with a jack)

quaid (ass in pashto)

hughie!

butchich

rachess

allauntie

ncuti juice

wangamama

bills boo ting

stretch 32 jeans

ina's tss

nicki's rack S.O.S

greys cant'ony

yroff sauce

amina's degree

collide (swift's version)

seabra's mouseketeer's

descartyes

watermalone

post no stamp

korean bromwich

ranch r us

plastique less

virgograssitch

kim wrong ass fuck

disney biryani

iggaf pop

megan whamion

adam crankstaff

E.T. wrong hope

eminirep (emirates: UAE)

wocka wiki nicki leaks

cardi factory

big wham! theory

slim parsons

tenneminem

matt's violet

smithi minaj

trickle reddd

cordur'an duran

gossip heh?

b. dick hollis

frunk ouat

machine gun gubler

maxxxi kelly

kelly clarkson's food receipt

capp swole D

j cartney's rupaul

colicki e-coli

salmonella gomez

hick fuck you John Carter

A+

east-17 scott

east-17 seabra

east-17 niggas

maren jamaican's

red sex no virhope

freeesh afuckado

rhohoem8's viner

mcgann's KFC

eleventh doctor

ruby sunwae

sobby no chance elemelons

gradchaseshunned

chase banksdebtitcard

steven's even bush demi

igtalentraped in the USA (tourist)

ducked mendler virus

seaballs allahpena popper

marvel's mother can austalia

antshundeck

dean lewis by dean lewis

anndeal or no deal

mr blobby rukhkhanshaadi

illushaitaani

surah al buckaroo (buckley's MTV)

julian's sausage wasser

19 2p

tassalaam mubarak

eide come home

king fink you

batty boii: LA

lgcommunist okock komputer: fuhrer (taylor's version)

nilessho: chinese doctorate

kimvorce: a star wars saga

clitvorce: grey's panda cheese

jj hey hams

karkrashQ

viva la heshe

trans-play stiles

queer forgot domino

rainbow scowl

eletter and park tank

essehoh

19weightmeshell4

elle musk.

kellogg's bran hicks

diabetinem

abba jagger

mamma james pizza hut

lily christ's superstar

lith (as)

linkedin deep lootloot belle beastly

sanjay duttqur'an monopoly

profit layquana

demi jcoleslaw-to

skillhex

smithex-duck duck goose

whit'you tornado

ball chibby chinny yujames frank

bitch-it swifties

jew jackman

profit click her mother

allah's cookies

click michael caine

isa-fp

ebay gomorrah's jehovah's complex

shieet (ra)

jackpot elton's suicidal gameplay

hoe my god muhamother hubbard's sky tv network

slipindex

dew it yourself help advice selena gomez

epoxy justin bieber

soft-west core engineer

did not lie anymore, fuck this now.

shut 4 5 8 9 10 up X

8----8muhamother

mithisasshole

mt. blame2

eastsoftwhoreia

e i e i A

quack

Morphe 325K-jenner's cut

live it yourself

i am jealous of you (x infinity)

cartoon nazar infinity

dawah's of a neuro-divergent's neuro-divergent

House squared

MASHITYOUBITCH: 13 days in hell

boggle boogie lewis dean community

arthur's pen

anchorage dean lewis titanic

pacman mango netto

vietwasabi

DJ supernintendo mecca wasjig

wasjig the boys: mary tyler moore show arabia

wakes and shaddap

mogropoly

reptilian onomattophobia

jinx sphinx hijinkies

nose stud professionals

elton john lghighiqia+

mensatruation high (ohio)

LRBTQIA+ fat camp

cotton bastard buddy club

ono-itty-bitty-boobage leverage

dying blond/e best friend in pakistan

smythe father

polee king of sahaba

dua

frackccident

ckccdc

buns no roses

movember peda-gigolo

actually the cast of benchwarmers

bitch warmers (sweetpea)

phoebe's wall of bitch bridges (Pakistan)

green eye cameo

cold starters

africa is america

jlo-gement day

truth angel

the discipliner

wiktok

saturn's maharaja

jimmy's tax-haven

wap-man

jeffrey is going to love this

island 51 no nim

madhatter's seabra complex (you took my job)

selling homelander (allah estate)

starlight swift

tree-man jackland

quinn-gland

dentists of arabia

labia libra

robbie robin robs robes reba rubbing ruby reputation (swift's version)

ruby robbing allah (guetta)

sunny sunday sonny (walker)

jamiroquakeia

UKassholesalaam

princess die

adele’s slut

witch chester (no dean)

kansas (true capital of USA)

anson (as) (hello salami)

you said it in his accent

triscassettenohopePIA airlines

eddie stobart (kansas PIA)

travel man ecephalopod

yeast is east

Simple

sara kays p*rn hut

romaine-ia lettuce sink in

britt lower chinese republic

rachel gangrene

phoebe buffunion

matty gangrene groundbreaking experience in criminal minds: swift’s version

harry swother

angus erotomanic diaries: letters for robbie at last

somatic type: succession (delulu)

persecutory type: lovatic

purgatory type: lovatic

purgatory pokemon

mulhern

grandiose type: leo di

miley mixed type mix tape: delulu

gifted: unspecified type evans ever after

bizarre content: rodrigo heart stool cesspool (deluphoria delphinus)

saggy tits partial remission (tiktok delulu)

subtypes: garcia’s pick me

whistler’s DJ catatonia

catatonia cataract’s israeli slow down shahada

rare DJ

post-pneumonia autism: selenator

cormorhummad (saw) -mormon edition-

phencycladine chadolla afghanistan

wokeaine

allahcockhollywillhouby

mutism morphe: Kylie’s side

echolalia terabithia (france)

france mega-plane mannerismenistan

hypomania: elvis’s version

major depressive episode: fleabag

rapid (prisonbreak S.O.S)

preGnancy Nancy peri-meri tere mere party post-partum G fran nancy drescher nando’s pre-G easy party

rachel betty enchiridion

freeworm

shahada shade shady vegas whippy 99’ (no flake)

breast-end (walk away) -broadchurch-

flake just the libras

bluey racist band-dom bad dog

mood-incongruent: animator’s falcon punch

secretary y2k wwe

mecca maccies pakistan

mecca bingo

frackantifa

jackricka

i nicky

miranda wozgrove

miranda (saw)

touchpad

index shahada

meitner 4 u (saw)

oxalaam

ibuprofen

iphone 3heehee s

aled allah jones fanclub

the one show (arabia)

philalaland - lovato

my own phillip schofield idaho (gus van sant's vision)

th13teen

i never found my father: duff's version

son of a letting go

trainor's adam's apple

hi-sha

jimmy jones cost-co

rock

kylie macdonald's fluttercry eyelashes (copyrighted)

tailor's love story

chupa chupshutup

allakannawinnerwinnerchickendinner diagnosed

allahcomeandgetit died gnome (conquest)

ellacommunism cinderella

ella enchiridion

princess west end dreams conquistador

princess more fuck up

rachel berry zionism

PALS stine (goosebumps because you're pretty)

IS rock

britt lower's britt reid's spears britney's hot chelle rae

china's prof. communism

jappy meal

nickfeet back (no spears)

oppenheimer 2: 2 oppen 2 heimer

tenet's pakistan

marry cure me

maria canals curie joe cure me slow down

mt. allah

swedish 2

top hanks

pick me pie: american fleabag

eisenhour

panda perry allah super duper gomez bastards: gen x + z

inglorious........

M.Night Pakistan

zong

dirty assholes (bum hole neverland)

teletubby custard mcdonalds nostradamus

iggle biggle wriggle wriggle wriggle (derulo's cut)

Aisha Derulo

Jimmy Carr (brum brum)

git owt mi cahhrrrrrr (narrated by susie dent)

sues dentist (bethlehem)

schue investor

henry hoover noo noo confession (lohan's verse)

makka mecca pacman

upsy ditzy dick bitch ass quo

haa hoo hee hee (israeli cops hate you)

glad i hate her (russell chasing crows)

jo quinn yusuf

eisenheimer's adventure time: more rocks

marshall mathers mathis maths

ENGlish EIllish ELeven ELLIE ELLA ELLE EH-OH ENGravement ECHITSCHITTS CREEK ENGREEK (funeral service) -swift's schuh-

billie English (england)

momtaz mother wendy ricki gold star (at last)

pompom gomez wyatt campbell DEAN (doctorate)

pompom plimpton rare beauty

pompom plump rare batshit (K's version)

hit me hilton's muhammad complex

chewits day

555 day (screw you, Bowie)

gay men's hell

oman

i (saw) that

QUEwhen

ronald donald plimpton sharia twain

rodrigo keidis (freud's atlas)

amy wineheimer

britbrat (10 years younger)

blubber belly (UAE)

big phones, not bones

Thinking.Independently, not T.I.

tu-hock

huckuck (as)

life of aled jones (ra)

gingy's ghetto (off my ass)

ice wobba wobba (phat family: USA)

angel berry derelict

rumple torn - natalie imbruglia's version

bedding field (no words. dis THEE: E-Z) wheat

Sheikh gumhummad (y u mad?)

imam khan (kha-q) no iran (bukhari: cares)

obwham!a (huh?)

greater than

01 olympics

FREeszse

Frack-ese (stardust commercial)

AFRIshaitaan (shahidi)

blump blonde (dead)

will smith (1984)

call homemad(not that)

dumb y? (not z) nazia

x fix dumb as fuck (saad asfaq)

anderlondonson (the kid)

Yveh (is) fox said (saad)

lilly jamaica

captain palestine (pals)

swedish london (hollystein)

nor

sensingstar (8)

taylor's WAP (cardi's edit)

elf makeup (taylor's version)

allah (miss americana)

sunset blvd (47 ronin)

blanco franc (bring it back)

back-wheat boys (wheatabc)

Swederek

blades of gay

no glory

blades of spain (gays glory)

LGBlades of Tupac's netto

allah aldi i'm cheap

i baalived (c aygo)

cher's jimmy saville

northwood p*rn hub pizzafest (bridge me)

bridge dick princess bride men for her (homme)

dior buscemi lovato (battle angel)

mozzarella star mozzy kitchen types

hally lemon ryder

hallylallychupachups

k l m n o p qt pop

chinkseezystreet (quality)

john's green

bishop butch bitch the main character

dynasty spectrum: booktok edition

edidit (edition pun lords)

winner winner wintour didn't (rango)

depp deep dippo espreh-oh

rap no

eminem's bulimia milchick shek kamikaze

magadascar bastards (inglorious)

house thirst (why?)

salah allah gummy hummy bear (i want that)

Julian imaan

wikiamina leaks

Mclean assamina dawah salaam

marked fardharafat (mo’s kingdom)

wes andrews

mary hummingbird (as)

the sacred tech: amina dualingo

fuckedthat (forgot it)

assange allahuakbar

allah tore me: world wide web (gays gaze (ra)

Superfactural: QI

satans fun facts: eggheads

3D poppins daisies

4Dajjal: LA

criminal contribution: karrankhaill

creepy country: residents see will

nikon niggers

nigeria’s canon motion picture

canon canberra: Lovato

charlie’s corona carbone

craig elias wyatt boyd

adhaan jolene jolie

adhaan y2k

adhaanamina

adhaafrica world cup 2025

adhaa hee hee

we adhaan lady parts khushi

kingswomen

kingswang

shruk

scorpio

pan hub

oschue's eleven

ex-fan (hurt class)

ex-man (worst class)

hex-fan (taylor's sass)

sex-fan (her class)

jex-man (abu lahab)

spacex-wang (huh?)

tailor's tibet (wrong man)

torchic politics dept.

torch polls debit internet

osue's twelve

i-land carpenter's (shiro)

veggy mama

lana's ludo

mirror maren

mercy gonzalez

mitchies cocaine9

allahterry lut (as) muhamillions (brewster's pyre)

starrs pan hub (no looky)

starrs panda (no lut (as) selly)

antshanquandubec (quebec)

pyrorbreak (halal)

rich moron sister mormon (no dick)

finndia huda (mubarak)

dimu domo corp. china

meitner's millions (bill+ted)

vaughn's cox

matt cox

vaughn's that

cox this

charlie's that

x-vaine

ristan's walking dead (T) -16 personalities-

tristn's walking dead (A) -16 personalities-

x-vaine first that

take that nazar

rule the world re:tadpoles

sheikh charlie (take that)

henry cavill's starman

yeah you me monopoly

matthew vaughn

vaughn's men

x-play no vaine, why?

x-that

x-this

XP: pepper's chilli (that)

MANA: charlie

MANA: charlie swift (cloud apple (x-files)

charlie's apple: that

elvaine pressplay: gomez edition

thanlor tayllah (at last) swift (saw)

demitria goonie's (as)

fidel's casdepol (tayllah's edition)

chappli iran

charlie iran

taylor aviv (dunya)

swift arabia (aakhirah)

alicia keidis (minaj (seen) -whatsapp begun-

jeffrey's pak supermarket

scohne's a dell (phd)

x-this pit (KISS)

swift come and get it (take that)

5 seconds to kid a man

leto go

passenger over murs (lawrence)

pratt that this to me

whatsthis (asap)

snapthat (first class)

futurelee story (selena arabia)

same wham! time (scott of arabia: law assed)

ignored and order: belieber

word no order: selena of arabia (jeddin bieber)

linna riyadh word economy

echwhore (hit me baby one more time)

addtocart: ebible (howard's island)

criminicart minds: tiktok

hit me baby one more eye

prisonconservatorship: under girl (ageplay)

age pay

tenndr

delulu wallah

wine SS ass

tenntanic

jailus

words case tomorrow

spasticca

star trigga

star hoarders: pawn hub

lie rack whine (buckley's edit)

edgit allah po (tubby)

mooby uber boobs (strangest)

olly olo god attack: saiyan

goku wan

mooper duper hoover uber boobs (pushing)

broad hub

groffkhaill

dido west-end manual

my rack hoe (allah says)

simon (as) says. this that -take- s.o.s

s.o.s cowell: gomez (as) -snatched-

selling allah (mehr king)

tiger king (greek phobia)

greek probia

tiger mehr (king)

eurythmehr kingdom allahcandoit (savillian)

buying mo’ warmers (mehr)

ice-car crash (syme’s rhymes)

busta symes

F.I.T (busta)

aggressive develalacooper sadie j

comic sans homelander

A-land paris

century gothic font losers

arial racists (microshot: paris)

papyrus FiNeding NeMo’ (greek debt)

A-A syme’s europe

Hum digital (capita Qur’an: stocks the wall (street never)

symesmythe: Matte black

symesmith: brilliant white

symesmut: magenta

symeshouse: dani

symesnail: harrisisterstanlee

symesmenieres: premiering disease

hopinghomes: landed her

plasymessticks: mattelian (mark) racists

auld lang syme: kr hum europe

sandalwood no syme: House M.D.

mcafee spastic coffee campaign: republican

norton gomorrah winner winner chinese dinner Qur’an: tories

tories stories

powerproint gods: pronto yeezy wannabees (dubai)

LAX cardigain (again)

fresh since syme may (air bells are ring-a-dinging)

syme’ssmiths: king

syme’smyths: liar

meincraft word

mysymecronesoft: powerpoint

gomallah hubby bubblegum

sistreep of a down: syme moore complex

john frubeshan (heart food that you wish you (saw)

suns not a chance (middle east)

sunny in dubai (dead date)

khalas dylan swooner (sunny date)

medjool in the building: south africa

cheaper’s dozen (khaab last): america

pushina daily: kingdom garten

sank b4: friday

shipstake: butthopes (hole-y adventure)

nick cake: pushy daisy

jeremy clarks gun

mop gear

moo gear

little dykes

suns and roses

oppouganda: aleppo

tinky parker winky weekly

dipimpsy

corona leone: home alone

albanana’s allah

shrukira leone

bunda buddy buoddy body benchwarmers PIA

franchester united

gluster

crapistan verde: arabia

mononiggalollypollypocket: KKK

bryan dancer

will bri-anne dean lewis shahada (cox)

jew F O CNN

focnn

micky trees house

unohollywillhoubynetwork

wokenafrica

diddydydley: potter parkistan

parkistan’s mecca: no michael

lady haa hoo: S.O.S

lady bee gees

man hoo dung flung

360p haa hoo

poor monitor (omg you did not (pi)

alligeneral genitals: hilary duffonit

amy’s living bouffant: highlairious

jewonamy

milly jesus network

jewellery for carpenters

shit sheikh

sagi-magi-watermelons (zade)

hippy campus cops

hippo-vegas regulars

hippo-crimp fantastic

hippo-bellamy elevels

gods are witches too

shite

leo-dicapricorn monument valley: city weller

demo-god: africa

shell-enã homes end

ding dong battery bastards inc.

nokia lollypop OG’s (2010)

shat africa: o.k. computer

wires (T) ben

lundis

week-stend

coppolobby terrorists: eh-oh

enji bengermans

ford fokopolis

fuckassho: guernica

one ear

last year millenials

last date goodbye

2022

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won man

adick ducks dick-stra engine: ferrari can afford

cars superstars

tightening mcqueen (mah kween)

city chitty bang wang

want winter wang nowhere

my own private ghetto

gold crash crash bandit: peshawar

sassprisun

viraped

arien

gorillas: airaped pod hunt

duluxex: duran out

touchpad genies (r us)

lettipole lettuce breadwinners

let that canq in

canq-c

sink-c

anchor-age heavymetal

heavy mentallists: what?

patrick bateman stans

pandastanzas

harpy crash jewpolyindia

zac reference (f-rom)

adiducks adidasisad crash bandiscooter

adidad german fresco

monet’s macroni (pasta)

jack riddiford’s england

roman

rominihominijewishvegas

cramp twins

amina-da show

mcclean: vaginal floorists (united kingdom)

wake sun posh

pratt spice

brb telly gomez

john loki-bare

villionamillion: vermillions

dubby no n

wennes day

demi emmy wemmi when

curan

lohandipol

cist control

pesswhen allah

shien t

fok-trolls splice s

piles girls (spice out)

halt thatcher fire

maggi spice

we men (jls?)

kung fun wangda

shahadi hindu raja turkmenistan

turkmeni menstruation mensa

mensee-saw (as)

men-see see (jedi fat-camp)

kaus australis (years and years)

die-bolic medicine

phat harmer

kran wendigo

thur-hursday (benhaj)

mister maga whore gulf fines

raefence high school musical

dave’s camera pork belly

symesith: incorporated

mister babestation (kitty maker)

coryhoax: british telecom masterbaiters

finnland QIA

grandmalee: pacemakers

pace marketers markers: DIGBIC

bicbic digdig: billented

notorious B.I.C (robin)

diluted die-lite africa

smash camp: LA

wompinama

panamipizzahut

cheque-in toes

madre panda complex surplus cushion delaware

marble: qiyamat smashout

zina seesaw zeen8tor

slamzilla: god komplex

borwe

gralla kramp

phoenix WWE

river tireland

quackn phoenix: zunubba stone

wicca: bingo

bengo bingimins

wingy woopoop: pink thursday

thoramous

smishit

allacannot

kanut

wug

gombat

bitch bingo

wennus tennus venus weenis penis

just pranks: gona forget boot it

wat wamp

lecca wecca

[alephsblog]

Leggo su Occam, la newsletter di Huffpost sulla disinformazione e i complotti curata da Pietro Salvatori, che l’amministrazione degli Stati Uniti si prepara a varare un provvedimento per bloccare le scie chimiche. La sua sintesi – “la più grande democrazia del mondo vuole fare una legge sulla più grande bufala del mondo” – è impeccabile. Ma non può fare certo impressione a noi, abitanti di una democrazia molto più piccola e molto più recente ma di antica tradizione bufalara, dove abbiamo avuto decine di interrogazioni parlamentari, da Tonino Di Pietro a Domenico Scilipoti, sullo stesso allarme immaginario che i Cinque Stelle hanno portato addirittura all’attenzione del parlamento europeo.

Poi leggo, sempre su Huffpost, un articolo di Marco Gervasoni che mette in fila alcuni casi americani recenti di sadismo politico: il video della segretaria alla sicurezza Kristi Noem con il cappellino davanti alla gabbia dei migranti a torso nudo, un altro video (che non ho ancora visto) in cui la ministra della giustizia Pam Bondi gongola per altri arrestati in ceppi. Inorridisco ma non mi stupisco. Come non pensare allo show allestito nel 2018 degli omologhi italiani di Noem e Bondi, ossia Matteo Salvini e Alfonso Bonafede, nel ricevere il “regalo” dal Brasile di Jair Bolsonaro, un aereo con dentro l’ex terrorista Cesare Battisti? Fofò dj ci fece pure un video ricordo, con tanto di colonna sonora melensa. Infine, le famigerate chat su Signal. Anche qui nulla di nuovo, come ci spiega Nicola Biondo, uno che di Cinque Stelle se ne intende: “Ve lo assicuro, chi leggeva le chat del M5S oggi non si sorprende di nulla. La differenza è solo una: questi altri hanno qualche migliaia di atomiche”. In pratica, è il governo gialloverde con la valigetta nucleare. E se non vi fa paura questo, non so proprio come spaventarvi.